First 48 | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Completely Normal" on Netflix

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Tom Segura

Tom Segura

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura talks about one of his favorite TV shows on A&E: First 48. Watch his full stand up comedy special "Completely Normal" streaming on Netflix
tomsegura.com/

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@mermer4038
@mermer4038 3 жыл бұрын
The nicknames ( cricket and jellyfish) are 100% true. My family has had friends for decades and nobody knows the guy’s real name. 🤣
@nathanl.4528
@nathanl.4528 2 жыл бұрын
I learned this guy's real name after 17 years of knowing him! Everyone called him Tino; I thought it was his name! I was shocked!
@critterfestsanctuary2446
@critterfestsanctuary2446 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I hear ya. We had a older guy on my mom's side called Daddy Jack. We never found out his real name. He was a gray haired gangsta who sat at a table and played cards everyday. When I was 10 yr I asked Daddy Jack 'What do you do besides play cards. He said I kill people boy. After that I never questioned him and always let him win. :-p
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 2 жыл бұрын
Are y’all black? cuz props for not being offended by this. Segura is funny shit
@adonisdunn5075
@adonisdunn5075 2 жыл бұрын
I got first cousins that didn't know my real name until our 20's
@stephanieyee9784
@stephanieyee9784 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone calls me by my nickname. When my friend called me by my real name her husband, with a face like a slapped arse, asked her, "Who's Stephanie?". He was serious. He had no idea it was my real name.
@FiveSeVIIen
@FiveSeVIIen 3 жыл бұрын
I remember finding this on netflix and then searching toms name on youtube, what a rabbit hole.
@conner3328
@conner3328 3 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@lloydm2110
@lloydm2110 3 жыл бұрын
do you wear 'em high and tight now?
@tombystander
@tombystander 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is involved in 2 of my 5 favorite podcasts ever. He's a soldier of comedy
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 3 жыл бұрын
I never heard of him before. Found YMH, hilarious. First time seeing his stand up.
@budzion8800
@budzion8800 3 жыл бұрын
@@tombystander what's your other 3 out of interest?
@LetralXIV
@LetralXIV 2 жыл бұрын
As a black person, I know for a fact that "Dooky Shoes" is a name that would stick with a kid from the hood after he dropped out of kindergarten.
@getchasome6230
@getchasome6230 2 жыл бұрын
As a white person, I must admit there was this girl years back called poopshoe. Guess how she got the name...
@essentailoilsbyjane3674
@essentailoilsbyjane3674 2 жыл бұрын
i poop hard after whiskey.. hate it, can't ride my BIKE to work
@ghiggs8389
@ghiggs8389 2 жыл бұрын
@@essentailoilsbyjane3674 damn, switch to a different liquor.
@woodgrainstudios7321
@woodgrainstudios7321 2 жыл бұрын
Dooky Shoes is The Guy who stepped in Dog dooky while running from the police...When they caught him, the police made him take his shoes( air force ones) off and leave them on the scene...His name became " Dooky Shos" ...legend has it...😆 🤣 😂
@soulsearch1234
@soulsearch1234 2 жыл бұрын
You aint black. STFU
@mavericklevay
@mavericklevay 2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard when he started listing all the white dude names then he finished it with mine and I was all “fuck you” in tears 😂
@nativechique7589
@nativechique7589 2 жыл бұрын
That is so true tho haha
@connortremblay1259
@connortremblay1259 2 жыл бұрын
I was ready for it, but I still felt it
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 2 жыл бұрын
+Connor Levay - you are still safe though, as Connors do not appear in the show.
@El...Presidente
@El...Presidente 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 2 жыл бұрын
Buddy my name is literally Chad. You’ll live 🤣
@salutations8705
@salutations8705 3 жыл бұрын
That "lawyer up" advice is something alot of people don't listen to lol
@webfreakz
@webfreakz 3 жыл бұрын
I ain't telling nothing to nobody 😄🙄
@webfreakz
@webfreakz 3 жыл бұрын
There is this lecture on KZbin from a law professor with the title "Don't talk to the police". I highly recommend to watch it :)
@Greatstuff9596
@Greatstuff9596 3 жыл бұрын
And the right to remain silent until that lawyer arrives
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I have CCW Safe CCWsafe.com ⚖. If you own a gun or have a ccw get a legal aid plan.
@acpropulsion6191
@acpropulsion6191 2 жыл бұрын
Leaned this from watching the JCSpsychology channel. Get a lawyer the moment they sit you down.
@davidcox8580
@davidcox8580 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tom. He’s hysterical. “You have the right to be offended, but not the right to expect me to care” 😂
@LoveBystroem
@LoveBystroem 2 жыл бұрын
Where is that from?
@tombrady6596
@tombrady6596 2 жыл бұрын
Sure, Tom came up with that….. get your head out your a$$ bruh.
@itstino5218
@itstino5218 2 жыл бұрын
cgc
@e_Zoldyck267
@e_Zoldyck267 Жыл бұрын
@@therealostrich836 in Baby
@ottomatedcylinder533
@ottomatedcylinder533 Жыл бұрын
bruh this isnt political whos getting offended
@sammoloya
@sammoloya 3 жыл бұрын
I told my mom this joke and then she told me that there’s been multiple episodes of the first 48 filmed in our city. I locked the doors immediately
@Marketing97912
@Marketing97912 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂ok that is so fearful
@Britt3334
@Britt3334 2 жыл бұрын
There’s crime in every city so that’s silly
@markstark7731
@markstark7731 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@scarlettkathrynrosevlogs9820
@scarlettkathrynrosevlogs9820 Жыл бұрын
Damn what city was you in
@treyevans8954
@treyevans8954 Жыл бұрын
Lemme guess… Tulsa, Oklahoma
@rickeyharris178
@rickeyharris178 2 жыл бұрын
As a black guy I can tell you this impression is pretty accurate
@Voodoo_Robot
@Voodoo_Robot 2 жыл бұрын
As a white guy i agree with you.
@hardassteel
@hardassteel Жыл бұрын
If you didn’t vote for Biden, then you’re not…
@Pauly421
@Pauly421 Жыл бұрын
@@hardassteel ?
@Drummr88
@Drummr88 Жыл бұрын
@@Pauly421 He's talking about when creepy dementia Joe said that black folks aren't black unless they vote for him.
@thatcomicdad1687
@thatcomicdad1687 Жыл бұрын
When I heard that voice I thought of Samuel Jackson in a time to kill
@noveltycrusade
@noveltycrusade 3 жыл бұрын
I named my cat after this bit... THAT'S CRICKET RIGHT THERE!!
@DoctorCyan
@DoctorCyan 3 жыл бұрын
That’s so fucking funny
@AirDwindler402
@AirDwindler402 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wazkangz955
@wazkangz955 3 жыл бұрын
IVE BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET 27 YEARS
@Svoorhout85
@Svoorhout85 3 жыл бұрын
Do you also call your cat in an agressive black voice?
@noveltycrusade
@noveltycrusade 3 жыл бұрын
@@Svoorhout85 in the most friendly of ways....yes.
@iamedwardbibbins9012
@iamedwardbibbins9012 2 жыл бұрын
“I was standing here and he killed the dude… there!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CustomizedUsername
@CustomizedUsername 10 ай бұрын
And he killed that dude there. That foot stomp had me crying 😂
@igorpancevo89
@igorpancevo89 3 жыл бұрын
This and Scared Straight is probably his best bits. Fucking amazing.
@soulcrow7651
@soulcrow7651 3 жыл бұрын
I also like the disabilies arent funny but some are bit
@benjaminzipser6021
@benjaminzipser6021 3 жыл бұрын
Best one for me is the Steven seagal one.
@RAJohnson713
@RAJohnson713 3 жыл бұрын
U gotta watch the GHB one
@notschramm3461
@notschramm3461 3 жыл бұрын
BIKES!?
@DevilWearsAdidas
@DevilWearsAdidas 2 жыл бұрын
He's got better. This is like his mainstream one.
@comixproviderftw_02
@comixproviderftw_02 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve seen THREE HUNDRED people get interrogated on this show, two of them were like ‘can I talk to a lawyer?’ And both times the detectives were like ‘FUCK!’” That got me 😂
@drunkenmmamaster419
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
It's true tho 😂 I said the same thing watching that show like "why tf don't they ask for a lawyer"
@ResidentOne
@ResidentOne Жыл бұрын
Same thing for TCAP lol
@shawngillespie3532
@shawngillespie3532 9 ай бұрын
They ended the show after a lady requested a lawyer..though they didn’t drop charges…..and she was Caucasian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexludavertigo6926
@alexludavertigo6926 7 ай бұрын
Giggity goo alright #goirish
@DreamFearless
@DreamFearless 2 ай бұрын
This comment is so well dictated. I _really_ need to use apostrophes more to avoid breaking up quotations.
@jeremydenard6585
@jeremydenard6585 2 жыл бұрын
I worked on the show in 2014, for about a year. I'd sit for hours watching the interrogations. Fascinating stuff.
@muddyhotdog4103
@muddyhotdog4103 2 жыл бұрын
Proly saw a lot a stupid stuff too right lol ?!
@OwenPlant532
@OwenPlant532 11 ай бұрын
"I been out here for a minute!" LMAO
@Ay-B
@Ay-B 2 жыл бұрын
"That's just Cricket. I don't even know." Every👏🏽single👏🏽time👏🏽!
@StankyLegs
@StankyLegs 3 жыл бұрын
He’s dressed like Steven Seagal in his last movie.
@xpatzorsx
@xpatzorsx 3 жыл бұрын
He's been dressing like that for 57 years.
@WegotTheBOMB
@WegotTheBOMB 3 жыл бұрын
Your mom dresses like Seagal.
@samuelanzures931
@samuelanzures931 3 жыл бұрын
He dressed like that because it was a diss to Bert but in a parody
@jessebremner5209
@jessebremner5209 3 жыл бұрын
Wow back when bunns was young and chunked up
@drewcookies
@drewcookies 3 жыл бұрын
@@WegotTheBOMB you just lost your job buddy
@glorenzotrombetta608
@glorenzotrombetta608 2 жыл бұрын
If you have ever watched the first 48 show you will know how incredibly accurate this is
@kramer1372
@kramer1372 16 күн бұрын
.. yep
@bigchiefsmackaho387
@bigchiefsmackaho387 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Tim only lost all the weight just so he could confidently make fun of fat people again. Props big pimpin
@LDVenus-kz2lc
@LDVenus-kz2lc 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Pool
@circusOFprecision
@circusOFprecision 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Tebow
@sandcastle1417
@sandcastle1417 2 жыл бұрын
@San's Life Streams ehhhhh leave it to the comedians whytey
@ShrimplyPibblesJr
@ShrimplyPibblesJr 2 жыл бұрын
I know Tim. good guy
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 2 жыл бұрын
Tim lost so much weight that he went from an O to an I.
@Guyonnn
@Guyonnn 8 ай бұрын
“Did you or did you not know Dookie Shoes?” In all languages, from every year on this planet, this is the greatest assembly of words to ever exist.
@carsonpercival9027
@carsonpercival9027 3 жыл бұрын
His cricket guy impression felt like he was auditioning for a role as Tracy Morgan 😂
@bassvibasics479
@bassvibasics479 2 жыл бұрын
"AH BE KNOWIN' CRICKET TWENNEH-SEBBEN YEAR!!" will never not be funny.
@donairsauce2496
@donairsauce2496 3 жыл бұрын
i wish Tom would yell like a black man more often
@mayorjimmy
@mayorjimmy 3 жыл бұрын
BIKES!!
@theflowerhead
@theflowerhead 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 3 жыл бұрын
His Black impressions are spot on in my opinion.👍 He must have grown up in or near a Black community.
@tylerm8080
@tylerm8080 3 жыл бұрын
He does a lot of code switching when he's around the inner city blacks
@jamesmoriarty9603
@jamesmoriarty9603 3 жыл бұрын
@@mayorjimmy HOL MAH POCKET... HOL.. MAH... POCKET...
@supermetroid009
@supermetroid009 2 жыл бұрын
@3:46 “ I got a picture of you hangin out wit dookie shoes!”🤣🤣🤣I can’t breath!
@crucifire9224
@crucifire9224 3 жыл бұрын
Cricket’s name is Matthew Mara.he used to be a Priest.
@cronoluminara6911
@cronoluminara6911 3 жыл бұрын
And a dog um... laid with his neck lol
@hamishmcdonald806
@hamishmcdonald806 3 жыл бұрын
Unless you've got crack. If you've got crack, then let's boogie.
@seventyninestudios
@seventyninestudios 2 жыл бұрын
Im sad more people do not get this reference!
@ironman4122
@ironman4122 2 жыл бұрын
If anyone ends up inside him, that’s gonna cost them a whole sixer!
@ericross441
@ericross441 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're talking about Street Rat!
@maiqtheliar2
@maiqtheliar2 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I didn't know Burnt Chrysler could do such an impressive Tom Segura impression!
@EZbeauty
@EZbeauty 3 жыл бұрын
This comment wins everything. Internet. Life. Heaven. Hell. EVERYTHING.
@Revok7272
@Revok7272 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt what
@my95buick
@my95buick 3 жыл бұрын
Bert Kreischer
@kind2311
@kind2311 2 жыл бұрын
@@Revok7272 Chrysler. It's a car I think.
@StonyTable
@StonyTable 2 жыл бұрын
@@my95buick oh, You don’t understand the joke.. go on google if you can search better than a gingjew, look up times people ‘pronounced his name wrong’ Idk anyone that hasn’t enjoyed spectating this amazing universal spectacle that is the reality in which everyone messes up his whole name so bad it seems intentional. It’s an incredible commonality that just showcases horrible misreads.
@mikeflix1598
@mikeflix1598 3 жыл бұрын
His stories are incredible, my favorite is the story he tells when he impersonates the 5 year old boy, who sucks at telling stories, cause he's only 5. My other favorite story is BIKES!
@181baddog
@181baddog 3 жыл бұрын
BIKES
@konkyolife
@konkyolife 3 жыл бұрын
Wha you stole? Lmao
@cheezus4772
@cheezus4772 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up and hold my pocket. HOLD MY POCKET!
@MarquisFacade88
@MarquisFacade88 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t like breakfast
@nickpurdy69
@nickpurdy69 2 жыл бұрын
I still yell BIKES randomly in excited situations. No one has recognized it yet. One day though, one day.
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Bryce, can we talk to you for a second..."🤣🤣🤣👍
@bradleygonzalez1160
@bradleygonzalez1160 3 ай бұрын
Nah bro I’m at tanners house
@SailfishSoundSystem
@SailfishSoundSystem 3 ай бұрын
@@bradleygonzalez1160 Because Prince is serving pancakes. Winner....blouses.
@bradleygonzalez1160
@bradleygonzalez1160 3 ай бұрын
@@SailfishSoundSystemLOL!!! 😂 savage !
@MERLINnecrofan
@MERLINnecrofan 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite first 48 moment was when the dude says "the one I shot" when talking about the victim lol
@Kid_Charlemagne76
@Kid_Charlemagne76 3 жыл бұрын
I loved it when he said "stop being white and weird" 😂 comedy should have no limits or restrictions. This guy is hilarious
@LembeckIsStaying
@LembeckIsStaying 2 жыл бұрын
But most importantly, the impression was spot on. I had an uncle who sounded just like that. And nooooooo, he didn't die on some First 48 type shit. He OD'ed.
@daytonsaragosa6790
@daytonsaragosa6790 Жыл бұрын
@@LembeckIsStaying R.I.P to your uncle
@lBanjo
@lBanjo 2 жыл бұрын
when he says “I been out here for a MINUTE” missed opportunity “witness states he’s been out here for at least 60 seconds” I love Tom Segura
@charlesdupont4363
@charlesdupont4363 3 жыл бұрын
My wife and I still reference this while watching The First 48.
@Scott-hh1dg
@Scott-hh1dg 3 жыл бұрын
Tim really looks like Brett here
@Ristyo1992
@Ristyo1992 3 жыл бұрын
Kreisnuzer?
@alligatorwithanopioidaddic6256
@alligatorwithanopioidaddic6256 3 жыл бұрын
That is Brett, he's just doing an impersonation
@heathc148
@heathc148 2 жыл бұрын
Brent Butt?
@sourceawry4035
@sourceawry4035 2 жыл бұрын
The suspects also break down in tears immediately following mention of "they momma". It is remarkable.
@dalegreer3095
@dalegreer3095 2 жыл бұрын
Those names are spot on. I was on a jury for an attempted murder case one time, and all the names were like that. Eight Ball is the only one I remember, but L'il Stank, Dookie Shoes, Cricket would all fit in with that crowd.
@paulmccrary2239
@paulmccrary2239 3 жыл бұрын
First 48 producers: SOLVE FED SMOKERS MURDER #JusticeForConald
@MaddsMcKrabbs
@MaddsMcKrabbs 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if Garth Brooks was the prime suspect
@litterlakegangexe
@litterlakegangexe 3 жыл бұрын
Cops: Hey Bryce, can we talk to you for a second? Me: I ain't did shit to nobody
@nicoleb5773
@nicoleb5773 Жыл бұрын
I’d never heard of this comedian before but he has made my morning! I can’t wait to hear more of his material. 😂
@mr_space_toast
@mr_space_toast Жыл бұрын
Check our “your moms house” podcast, it’s him and his wife. Nothing but comedy gold
@yeezyszn7208
@yeezyszn7208 6 ай бұрын
@@mr_space_toastHis wife is mad annoying though…
@antiyanna537
@antiyanna537 2 жыл бұрын
“There’s no Jim’s on the show” LMFAOOOOOO no lie hahaha
@republicjim120
@republicjim120 2 жыл бұрын
I approve this message.
@adrukova1407
@adrukova1407 2 жыл бұрын
Cause the "Jims" actually get away with murder. Or lawyer up in real life.
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrukova1407 Is Jim what the J stands for in O. J.?
@doktormcnasty
@doktormcnasty 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanscanlon9067 Nope, it stands for Juice. As in, $$$. Most of the time it's only the Jims have them. Every now & again though a Juice will have them too.
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 2 жыл бұрын
@@doktormcnasty Right, so it's about money then regardless.
@wildcatlady74
@wildcatlady74 2 жыл бұрын
This is too funny! Especially since I’ve been binging The First 48 LOL
@loganhernandez8276
@loganhernandez8276 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times but i just have to watch it
@Shakeabreaka
@Shakeabreaka 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@paulweeldreyer7457
@paulweeldreyer7457 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this. I really like First 48 and this is spot on.
@zachbarker2720
@zachbarker2720 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna talk to the cops and straighten this whole thing out.” You’re gonna do 25 to life, have fun with that.
@GDO66352
@GDO66352 3 жыл бұрын
Goddamn never realized Tom Segura was hilarious, this was actually all gold.
@a_single_white_female
@a_single_white_female 3 жыл бұрын
So you were somehow familiar with Tom Segura, but somehow not aware he is funny? What did you see Tom Segura in where he isn't being funny?
@zeaferjones1404
@zeaferjones1404 2 жыл бұрын
@@a_single_white_female Naw I'm actually the same way. I've seen Tom on a few different podcasts and he seemed like a cool guy and all but he is way more hilarious in stand up and I just realized that today.
@zeaferjones1404
@zeaferjones1404 2 жыл бұрын
@Marcus Middleton The thing is I've seen him with Joe Rogan, Bill Burr and Joe DeRosa. Joe Rogan leads the conversation, Bill is the loud one and Joe DeRosa is the one that whines and argues with them. However Tom is the mild manner one. However in stand up he is hilarious. The way he sets up jokes is perfect. I didn't expect him to be up there with Bill Burr but he is.
@adrukova1407
@adrukova1407 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is the funniest set I've ever seen of him... #thefirst48 lol
@annamarielewis7078
@annamarielewis7078 3 ай бұрын
Best show ever made. They never quit.
@charlieross-BRM
@charlieross-BRM 2 жыл бұрын
They could save expenses and do a whole season of First 48 just sticking around Polk County, Florida. Sheriff Grady has a YT channel where he speaks directly from a lectern about the latest cases and the violent crimes never end. It's nuts.
@raptorsan85
@raptorsan85 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen almost every episode of the first 48 and there are so many cases that wouldn't have been solved/prosecuted if the assailant would have just shut their mouth
@andrew5689
@andrew5689 3 жыл бұрын
This was the very first bit I ever watched of Tom. My buddy showed me this clip way back in the day when this special aired on Netflix. I died laughing and have been hooked ever since. #HighNTight
@FillipJPhry
@FillipJPhry 3 жыл бұрын
My first experience with Tim as well ...all charges against Teshaan were dropped.
@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 3 жыл бұрын
I deadass knew a Bryce, Tanner, Skyler and Connor back in high school.
@michaelcastillo3231
@michaelcastillo3231 3 жыл бұрын
Coming from a Tyler is the cherry on top. Cheers.
@drphot6050
@drphot6050 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't but I met them in the workplace and they never had a story like this one lol
@like2ROLL
@like2ROLL 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone who says "deadass" went to school with them.
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 2 жыл бұрын
Of course you did TY-LER…..
@alexandercanella4479
@alexandercanella4479 2 жыл бұрын
Slightly off but when I was younger, one of my friend's was named Kyler and he had a little brother named Bryson.
@trevorhman12
@trevorhman12 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t even remember how many times I’ve watched this but every time it’s still just as hilarious as it was the first time😂Tom’s timing and delivery is insane
@maxwellgilbert8063
@maxwellgilbert8063 11 ай бұрын
As some who has a downstairs neighbor who’s named “Thundercat”, his depiction was spot on. Minus the neck brace. 😂
@JerseyfreshXx
@JerseyfreshXx 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is just reminding us that if he knows he has to hide a body within 48 hours
@Treeezzz
@Treeezzz 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently by eating it
@antoineboileau4194
@antoineboileau4194 3 жыл бұрын
This happened on Monday. It’s Wednesday. We’re not gonna solve that shit!
@chrischandler9962
@chrischandler9962 2 жыл бұрын
Even though I know all these jokes, I always feel like it's the first time I heard them. Some of the funniest stand up I've ever seen!!
@bronwynsmith4653
@bronwynsmith4653 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I just love Tom Segura he’s a riot! Hysterical like belly laughs guaranteed!
@mike-xk1pf
@mike-xk1pf 2 жыл бұрын
He jus made me realize I been calling my freind G forever I don't even know his real name he never told me lmao
@36GodMob
@36GodMob 2 жыл бұрын
Bryce, Tanner, Skylar and Conor with the “sorry bro”..💯😂
@mattr7740
@mattr7740 2 жыл бұрын
This is unstoppably accurate 😂
@SmittyTutDesigns
@SmittyTutDesigns 3 жыл бұрын
Need more Segura on Netflix! :D
@jamesmason7979
@jamesmason7979 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite part of the set. Tom's black voice is definitely high and tight.
@cefarther3945
@cefarther3945 2 жыл бұрын
Best story teller of all time. His delivery just makes me laugh, no one has ever been able to do that except Jim Gaffigan.
@Eli-213
@Eli-213 2 жыл бұрын
I first heard of Tom Segura on Pandora. On my Daniel Tosh station. Been searching and watching everything he has out. Man is one of my fav comedians.
@hardassteel
@hardassteel Жыл бұрын
You love him long time?
@l3igmike
@l3igmike 3 жыл бұрын
This is the first special of yours I watched and haven’t missed one since. You’re awesome
@hardassteel
@hardassteel Жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@Beezy1386
@Beezy1386 3 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite routine of his hands down!! AMAZING!!
@justin92510
@justin92510 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite jokes gotta watch every time
@justin92510
@justin92510 3 жыл бұрын
I even had to show the inlaws when they were watching first 48
@orenthalsimpson
@orenthalsimpson 3 жыл бұрын
Search Opie and Anthony first 48, that's where he got it from
@trollsymctroll5361
@trollsymctroll5361 3 жыл бұрын
I love the First 48, and I love this bit more
@Bosni
@Bosni 3 жыл бұрын
This is peak Segura.
@onesilentarrow
@onesilentarrow 2 жыл бұрын
God I love realism. Fuggin hilarious.
@antonymanuel5008
@antonymanuel5008 2 жыл бұрын
Once again.. he's freaking delivery is just awesome..😂😂😂😂🤘
@danieljones1784
@danieljones1784 3 жыл бұрын
I like the first 48. I think there have been more than 3 people who have lawyered up on that show, but still there are a lot of them who think they don't need one.
@Nightm4r3z
@Nightm4r3z 2 жыл бұрын
I never heard of you bro...honestly 🤷🏻‍♂️ I'm from the UK, have had the shittiest week at work so far...came home went down the KZbin rabbit hole and found this channel.. You got me.laughing my arse off right now, thanks man 👍🏼 (I just subbed for more content 💪🏼)
@sorrito7
@sorrito7 2 жыл бұрын
I was standing here and he killed that dude right 🦵🏽 there 😂
@Freebirdjack69
@Freebirdjack69 2 жыл бұрын
This gets me every time 😂 lets be honest theres no Jim's on the show 😂😂😂 nahmean
@bigchiefsmackaho387
@bigchiefsmackaho387 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, if Tom ever kills someone, he has MAYBE 48 minutes before Christina turns his ass in for the reward. Cant challenge the water champs title from maximum security prison.
@garyhost354
@garyhost354 2 жыл бұрын
Christina will turn in him so she can go back to Theo.
@chocolatecharley99
@chocolatecharley99 2 жыл бұрын
@@garyhost354 Theo fans are weird
@garyhost354
@garyhost354 2 жыл бұрын
@@chocolatecharley99 she was happier when she was with him
@willr542
@willr542 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I discovered this guy, he’s so funny.
@Prozach45
@Prozach45 2 жыл бұрын
I almost spit my beer all over my phone at "Dookie Shoes"
@dh7314
@dh7314 Жыл бұрын
Tom is barely known here in the UK which is a crime, his stand up is superb
@robynleighs
@robynleighs 2 жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favorite story from Tom. I went to County Lockup awhile ago and there was this chick that kept shitting herself and by the time I bonded out, I had given her the moniker "Dookie Shoes". After that, everyone in our pod called her "Dookie Shoes". She started answering to her new name. Heroine is a heluva drug.
@debgordon6542
@debgordon6542 2 жыл бұрын
I am impressed AF that you used the word moniker!!
@robynleighs
@robynleighs 2 жыл бұрын
@@debgordon6542 girl. I HAD to. Bwahaha 😂 I still have the letter I wrote my husband when I gave h her the name. Hilarious.
@timwhite5562
@timwhite5562 2 жыл бұрын
He's 100% right, i DO know that guy. Not Jellyfish, the other guy. Dookie-shoes. He quit the smoke 6 months ago though.
@TheFrazierboy69
@TheFrazierboy69 2 жыл бұрын
OMFG!!! I can watch him over n over and still laugh as hard as I did the first time!! Love stand up and tom definitely got the gift......Bro Bro!!!! Lmao!!!
@nadasurf9009
@nadasurf9009 Жыл бұрын
Has someone who has a cousin who was bound gagged and executed, you hit the nail on the head. 15 years later we still get a call saying they haven't figured anything out. If it wasn't for comedians like you, conversations like this would be brutal. I appreciate your comedic relief
@megamegamega
@megamegamega 5 ай бұрын
i’m so sorry. there aren’t words.
@ssenssel
@ssenssel 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite bit of all time
@frankiefigzz1
@frankiefigzz1 2 жыл бұрын
This was great and spot on.
@jayp13
@jayp13 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite specials of all time.
@aprilmartin510
@aprilmartin510 Ай бұрын
“I don’t think he’s gonna help us out.”
@andrewsmicroscope
@andrewsmicroscope 3 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best bits he’s ever done
@mhthreeseventy5081
@mhthreeseventy5081 3 жыл бұрын
Did you just gender identify?
@andrewsmicroscope
@andrewsmicroscope 3 жыл бұрын
@@mhthreeseventy5081 Excuse me IDK if you know but Tom came out as gender fluid. He identifies as male when doing comedy and astral gender when ze is DJ Dad Mouth dropping sick beats at the club and shadow boxing to prepare for zis big fight with Crazy Loc.
@DannyWilliamH
@DannyWilliamH 2 жыл бұрын
Another common theme of that show is the one move almost all the guilty dudes do: Tucking their entire body into their tshirt. 100% guilty rate if you see it. It's not even a temperature thing as they've done it in Memphis, Baton Rouge, Seattle, NYC, Miami and Flint. Doesn't matter. AC or no AC, hot or cold climate, doesn't matter. It's a strange defense mechanism where they subconsciously think they can escape the situation by hiding or running away into their shirts, lol.
@billyvotaw7843
@billyvotaw7843 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a defense mechanism. They keep those interrogation rooms ice cold so the suspect will be uncomfortable and confess faster.
@gammonya17
@gammonya17 2 жыл бұрын
@@billyvotaw7843 Lol. Beat me to it.
@pearz420
@pearz420 2 жыл бұрын
Do you go around pretending to be a forensic psychologist like as a bit?
@Desopolis
@Desopolis 2 жыл бұрын
Tell me you’ve never been to jail without telling my you haven’t been to jail.
@DannyWilliamH
@DannyWilliamH 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so you're all literally r*tarded and/or can't read lmao. That rules. 1. It is basic psychology. Children also often do this when in trouble. 2. No, they don't keep all of those rooms air conditioned. Some? Sure. Others they keep very warm for the same reason. *quick aside* , hilarious how to a person you're like "ok, expert" while then delivering what you've learned via KZbin clips of interrogations. Again, you all rock. Anyway, how do I know that climate isn't an issue with this behavior? My BIL is a police officer. He's done interrogations. We've actually spoke about this show and I'm repeating what he's said almost verbatim. Some rooms are cold, some hot and most are the same as every other room in the building. Some are 80, some are 60, most are about in the middle. 3. My other BIL? Works at the county jail! So, you're scummy a** may have been to jail, lol. Cool! Good for you! I don't need to go to one to know what it's like and... ... ...psst ...come closed I have a secret... ...not all jails are the same. Yeah! Crazy, I know. One jail in Arizona famously makes prisoners wear pink jumpsuits and live outside. Are you dumb enough to think ALL jails are like that of that's the one you went to?! So, again, you're all HILARIOUSLY r*tarded. Keep it up, stay smart and never learn how to read. You're crushing it. Keep rocking on!
@Looneybird-so5bm
@Looneybird-so5bm 6 ай бұрын
Tom is right I have never seen an episode with Bryce , Connor or Tanner 😂😂
@sockmonkeyadam5414
@sockmonkeyadam5414 3 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedy bit of all time.
@nichrvacanin
@nichrvacanin 2 жыл бұрын
“We’re going to have to find Cricket alone..” like how it’s already Wednesday?
@lohkie2__3
@lohkie2__3 2 жыл бұрын
My best friend looked 17 was 44 blew me away every time his birthday came around 😂😂
@ricardorusso1462
@ricardorusso1462 Жыл бұрын
The detective bro bro lives in my brain rent free
@peterhayes4990
@peterhayes4990 3 жыл бұрын
This is a absolute classic!! 😂
@ztoxtube
@ztoxtube 3 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy named Cricket. Super nice guy but at the same time I wouldn't doubt him committing any type of crime.
@Crucial0069
@Crucial0069 2 жыл бұрын
“It wasn’t me sgt Ashton it was cheeseburger”!
@DavidWTube
@DavidWTube 2 жыл бұрын
"I'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE! "
@twelveteen952
@twelveteen952 3 жыл бұрын
Love these old clips Timmy golden stuff
@joevanaarde3017
@joevanaarde3017 3 жыл бұрын
Tommy Bunz... Classic man
@baddonkey6876
@baddonkey6876 2 жыл бұрын
I remember laughing my ass off at this then suddenly realizing.....i live in Tulsa, Oklahoma, yeah that Tulsa, where they filmed multiple seasons, hell i knew some of the people that got murdered, that shit's sobering as hell
@Stonedkitties
@Stonedkitties 10 ай бұрын
Favourite comedian all time. Love your sense of humour Tom you always have me laughing in tears 😂
@pimlico3225
@pimlico3225 2 жыл бұрын
This never gets old, might be the 30th time I've seen it, lol.
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