Tom Segura talks about one of his favorite TV shows on A&E: First 48. Watch his full stand up comedy special "Completely Normal" streaming on Netflix tomsegura.com/
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@mermer40383 жыл бұрын
The nicknames ( cricket and jellyfish) are 100% true. My family has had friends for decades and nobody knows the guy’s real name. 🤣
@nathanl.45282 жыл бұрын
I learned this guy's real name after 17 years of knowing him! Everyone called him Tino; I thought it was his name! I was shocked!
@critterfestsanctuary24462 жыл бұрын
Lol I hear ya. We had a older guy on my mom's side called Daddy Jack. We never found out his real name. He was a gray haired gangsta who sat at a table and played cards everyday. When I was 10 yr I asked Daddy Jack 'What do you do besides play cards. He said I kill people boy. After that I never questioned him and always let him win. :-p
@chadgrov2 жыл бұрын
Are y’all black? cuz props for not being offended by this. Segura is funny shit
@adonisdunn50752 жыл бұрын
I got first cousins that didn't know my real name until our 20's
@stephanieyee97842 жыл бұрын
Everyone calls me by my nickname. When my friend called me by my real name her husband, with a face like a slapped arse, asked her, "Who's Stephanie?". He was serious. He had no idea it was my real name.
@FiveSeVIIen3 жыл бұрын
I remember finding this on netflix and then searching toms name on youtube, what a rabbit hole.
@conner33283 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@lloydm21103 жыл бұрын
do you wear 'em high and tight now?
@tombystander3 жыл бұрын
Tom is involved in 2 of my 5 favorite podcasts ever. He's a soldier of comedy
@samanthab19233 жыл бұрын
I never heard of him before. Found YMH, hilarious. First time seeing his stand up.
@budzion88003 жыл бұрын
@@tombystander what's your other 3 out of interest?
@LetralXIV2 жыл бұрын
As a black person, I know for a fact that "Dooky Shoes" is a name that would stick with a kid from the hood after he dropped out of kindergarten.
@getchasome62302 жыл бұрын
As a white person, I must admit there was this girl years back called poopshoe. Guess how she got the name...
@essentailoilsbyjane36742 жыл бұрын
i poop hard after whiskey.. hate it, can't ride my BIKE to work
@ghiggs83892 жыл бұрын
@@essentailoilsbyjane3674 damn, switch to a different liquor.
@woodgrainstudios73212 жыл бұрын
Dooky Shoes is The Guy who stepped in Dog dooky while running from the police...When they caught him, the police made him take his shoes( air force ones) off and leave them on the scene...His name became " Dooky Shos" ...legend has it...😆 🤣 😂
@soulsearch12342 жыл бұрын
You aint black. STFU
@mavericklevay2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard when he started listing all the white dude names then he finished it with mine and I was all “fuck you” in tears 😂
@nativechique75892 жыл бұрын
That is so true tho haha
@connortremblay12592 жыл бұрын
I was ready for it, but I still felt it
@seanscanlon90672 жыл бұрын
+Connor Levay - you are still safe though, as Connors do not appear in the show.
@El...Presidente2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@chadgrov2 жыл бұрын
Buddy my name is literally Chad. You’ll live 🤣
@salutations87053 жыл бұрын
That "lawyer up" advice is something alot of people don't listen to lol
@webfreakz3 жыл бұрын
I ain't telling nothing to nobody 😄🙄
@webfreakz3 жыл бұрын
There is this lecture on KZbin from a law professor with the title "Don't talk to the police". I highly recommend to watch it :)
@Greatstuff95963 жыл бұрын
And the right to remain silent until that lawyer arrives
@DavidLLambertmobile3 жыл бұрын
This is why I have CCW Safe CCWsafe.com ⚖. If you own a gun or have a ccw get a legal aid plan.
@acpropulsion61912 жыл бұрын
Leaned this from watching the JCSpsychology channel. Get a lawyer the moment they sit you down.
@davidcox85802 жыл бұрын
I love Tom. He’s hysterical. “You have the right to be offended, but not the right to expect me to care” 😂
@LoveBystroem2 жыл бұрын
Where is that from?
@tombrady65962 жыл бұрын
Sure, Tom came up with that….. get your head out your a$$ bruh.
@itstino52182 жыл бұрын
cgc
@e_Zoldyck267 Жыл бұрын
@@therealostrich836 in Baby
@ottomatedcylinder533 Жыл бұрын
bruh this isnt political whos getting offended
@sammoloya3 жыл бұрын
I told my mom this joke and then she told me that there’s been multiple episodes of the first 48 filmed in our city. I locked the doors immediately
@Marketing979122 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂ok that is so fearful
@Britt33342 жыл бұрын
There’s crime in every city so that’s silly
@markstark77312 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@scarlettkathrynrosevlogs9820 Жыл бұрын
Damn what city was you in
@treyevans8954 Жыл бұрын
Lemme guess… Tulsa, Oklahoma
@rickeyharris1782 жыл бұрын
As a black guy I can tell you this impression is pretty accurate
@Voodoo_Robot2 жыл бұрын
As a white guy i agree with you.
@hardassteel Жыл бұрын
If you didn’t vote for Biden, then you’re not…
@Pauly421 Жыл бұрын
@@hardassteel ?
@Drummr88 Жыл бұрын
@@Pauly421 He's talking about when creepy dementia Joe said that black folks aren't black unless they vote for him.
@thatcomicdad1687 Жыл бұрын
When I heard that voice I thought of Samuel Jackson in a time to kill
@noveltycrusade3 жыл бұрын
I named my cat after this bit... THAT'S CRICKET RIGHT THERE!!
@DoctorCyan3 жыл бұрын
That’s so fucking funny
@AirDwindler4023 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wazkangz9553 жыл бұрын
IVE BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET 27 YEARS
@Svoorhout853 жыл бұрын
Do you also call your cat in an agressive black voice?
@noveltycrusade3 жыл бұрын
@@Svoorhout85 in the most friendly of ways....yes.
@iamedwardbibbins90122 жыл бұрын
“I was standing here and he killed the dude… there!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CustomizedUsername10 ай бұрын
And he killed that dude there. That foot stomp had me crying 😂
@igorpancevo893 жыл бұрын
This and Scared Straight is probably his best bits. Fucking amazing.
@soulcrow76513 жыл бұрын
I also like the disabilies arent funny but some are bit
@benjaminzipser60213 жыл бұрын
Best one for me is the Steven seagal one.
@RAJohnson7133 жыл бұрын
U gotta watch the GHB one
@notschramm34613 жыл бұрын
BIKES!?
@DevilWearsAdidas2 жыл бұрын
He's got better. This is like his mainstream one.
@comixproviderftw_02 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve seen THREE HUNDRED people get interrogated on this show, two of them were like ‘can I talk to a lawyer?’ And both times the detectives were like ‘FUCK!’” That got me 😂
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
It's true tho 😂 I said the same thing watching that show like "why tf don't they ask for a lawyer"
@ResidentOne Жыл бұрын
Same thing for TCAP lol
@shawngillespie35329 ай бұрын
They ended the show after a lady requested a lawyer..though they didn’t drop charges…..and she was Caucasian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexludavertigo69267 ай бұрын
Giggity goo alright #goirish
@DreamFearless2 ай бұрын
This comment is so well dictated. I _really_ need to use apostrophes more to avoid breaking up quotations.
@jeremydenard65852 жыл бұрын
I worked on the show in 2014, for about a year. I'd sit for hours watching the interrogations. Fascinating stuff.
@muddyhotdog41032 жыл бұрын
Proly saw a lot a stupid stuff too right lol ?!
@OwenPlant53211 ай бұрын
"I been out here for a minute!" LMAO
@Ay-B2 жыл бұрын
"That's just Cricket. I don't even know." Every👏🏽single👏🏽time👏🏽!
@StankyLegs3 жыл бұрын
He’s dressed like Steven Seagal in his last movie.
@xpatzorsx3 жыл бұрын
He's been dressing like that for 57 years.
@WegotTheBOMB3 жыл бұрын
Your mom dresses like Seagal.
@samuelanzures9313 жыл бұрын
He dressed like that because it was a diss to Bert but in a parody
@jessebremner52093 жыл бұрын
Wow back when bunns was young and chunked up
@drewcookies3 жыл бұрын
@@WegotTheBOMB you just lost your job buddy
@glorenzotrombetta6082 жыл бұрын
If you have ever watched the first 48 show you will know how incredibly accurate this is
@kramer137216 күн бұрын
.. yep
@bigchiefsmackaho3873 жыл бұрын
I love that Tim only lost all the weight just so he could confidently make fun of fat people again. Props big pimpin
@LDVenus-kz2lc2 жыл бұрын
Tim Pool
@circusOFprecision2 жыл бұрын
Tim Tebow
@sandcastle14172 жыл бұрын
@San's Life Streams ehhhhh leave it to the comedians whytey
@ShrimplyPibblesJr2 жыл бұрын
I know Tim. good guy
@seanscanlon90672 жыл бұрын
Tim lost so much weight that he went from an O to an I.
@Guyonnn8 ай бұрын
“Did you or did you not know Dookie Shoes?” In all languages, from every year on this planet, this is the greatest assembly of words to ever exist.
@carsonpercival90273 жыл бұрын
His cricket guy impression felt like he was auditioning for a role as Tracy Morgan 😂
@bassvibasics4792 жыл бұрын
"AH BE KNOWIN' CRICKET TWENNEH-SEBBEN YEAR!!" will never not be funny.
@donairsauce24963 жыл бұрын
i wish Tom would yell like a black man more often
@mayorjimmy3 жыл бұрын
BIKES!!
@theflowerhead3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын
His Black impressions are spot on in my opinion.👍 He must have grown up in or near a Black community.
@tylerm80803 жыл бұрын
He does a lot of code switching when he's around the inner city blacks
@jamesmoriarty96033 жыл бұрын
@@mayorjimmy HOL MAH POCKET... HOL.. MAH... POCKET...
@supermetroid0092 жыл бұрын
@3:46 “ I got a picture of you hangin out wit dookie shoes!”🤣🤣🤣I can’t breath!
@crucifire92243 жыл бұрын
Cricket’s name is Matthew Mara.he used to be a Priest.
@cronoluminara69113 жыл бұрын
And a dog um... laid with his neck lol
@hamishmcdonald8063 жыл бұрын
Unless you've got crack. If you've got crack, then let's boogie.
@seventyninestudios2 жыл бұрын
Im sad more people do not get this reference!
@ironman41222 жыл бұрын
If anyone ends up inside him, that’s gonna cost them a whole sixer!
@ericross4412 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're talking about Street Rat!
@maiqtheliar23 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I didn't know Burnt Chrysler could do such an impressive Tom Segura impression!
@EZbeauty3 жыл бұрын
This comment wins everything. Internet. Life. Heaven. Hell. EVERYTHING.
@Revok72723 жыл бұрын
Burnt what
@my95buick3 жыл бұрын
Bert Kreischer
@kind23112 жыл бұрын
@@Revok7272 Chrysler. It's a car I think.
@StonyTable2 жыл бұрын
@@my95buick oh, You don’t understand the joke.. go on google if you can search better than a gingjew, look up times people ‘pronounced his name wrong’ Idk anyone that hasn’t enjoyed spectating this amazing universal spectacle that is the reality in which everyone messes up his whole name so bad it seems intentional. It’s an incredible commonality that just showcases horrible misreads.
@mikeflix15983 жыл бұрын
His stories are incredible, my favorite is the story he tells when he impersonates the 5 year old boy, who sucks at telling stories, cause he's only 5. My other favorite story is BIKES!
@181baddog3 жыл бұрын
BIKES
@konkyolife3 жыл бұрын
Wha you stole? Lmao
@cheezus47723 жыл бұрын
Shut up and hold my pocket. HOLD MY POCKET!
@MarquisFacade882 жыл бұрын
I don’t like breakfast
@nickpurdy692 жыл бұрын
I still yell BIKES randomly in excited situations. No one has recognized it yet. One day though, one day.
@paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын
"Hey Bryce, can we talk to you for a second..."🤣🤣🤣👍
@bradleygonzalez11603 ай бұрын
Nah bro I’m at tanners house
@SailfishSoundSystem3 ай бұрын
@@bradleygonzalez1160 Because Prince is serving pancakes. Winner....blouses.
@bradleygonzalez11603 ай бұрын
@@SailfishSoundSystemLOL!!! 😂 savage !
@MERLINnecrofan2 жыл бұрын
My favorite first 48 moment was when the dude says "the one I shot" when talking about the victim lol
@Kid_Charlemagne763 жыл бұрын
I loved it when he said "stop being white and weird" 😂 comedy should have no limits or restrictions. This guy is hilarious
@LembeckIsStaying2 жыл бұрын
But most importantly, the impression was spot on. I had an uncle who sounded just like that. And nooooooo, he didn't die on some First 48 type shit. He OD'ed.
@daytonsaragosa6790 Жыл бұрын
@@LembeckIsStaying R.I.P to your uncle
@lBanjo2 жыл бұрын
when he says “I been out here for a MINUTE” missed opportunity “witness states he’s been out here for at least 60 seconds” I love Tom Segura
@charlesdupont43633 жыл бұрын
My wife and I still reference this while watching The First 48.
@Scott-hh1dg3 жыл бұрын
Tim really looks like Brett here
@Ristyo19923 жыл бұрын
Kreisnuzer?
@alligatorwithanopioidaddic62563 жыл бұрын
That is Brett, he's just doing an impersonation
@heathc1482 жыл бұрын
Brent Butt?
@sourceawry40352 жыл бұрын
The suspects also break down in tears immediately following mention of "they momma". It is remarkable.
@dalegreer30952 жыл бұрын
Those names are spot on. I was on a jury for an attempted murder case one time, and all the names were like that. Eight Ball is the only one I remember, but L'il Stank, Dookie Shoes, Cricket would all fit in with that crowd.
@paulmccrary22393 жыл бұрын
First 48 producers: SOLVE FED SMOKERS MURDER #JusticeForConald
@MaddsMcKrabbs3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if Garth Brooks was the prime suspect
@litterlakegangexe3 жыл бұрын
Cops: Hey Bryce, can we talk to you for a second? Me: I ain't did shit to nobody
@nicoleb5773 Жыл бұрын
I’d never heard of this comedian before but he has made my morning! I can’t wait to hear more of his material. 😂
@mr_space_toast Жыл бұрын
Check our “your moms house” podcast, it’s him and his wife. Nothing but comedy gold
@yeezyszn72086 ай бұрын
@@mr_space_toastHis wife is mad annoying though…
@antiyanna5372 жыл бұрын
“There’s no Jim’s on the show” LMFAOOOOOO no lie hahaha
@republicjim1202 жыл бұрын
I approve this message.
@adrukova14072 жыл бұрын
Cause the "Jims" actually get away with murder. Or lawyer up in real life.
@seanscanlon90672 жыл бұрын
@@adrukova1407 Is Jim what the J stands for in O. J.?
@doktormcnasty2 жыл бұрын
@@seanscanlon9067 Nope, it stands for Juice. As in, $$$. Most of the time it's only the Jims have them. Every now & again though a Juice will have them too.
@seanscanlon90672 жыл бұрын
@@doktormcnasty Right, so it's about money then regardless.
@wildcatlady742 жыл бұрын
This is too funny! Especially since I’ve been binging The First 48 LOL
@loganhernandez82763 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times but i just have to watch it
@Shakeabreaka3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@paulweeldreyer7457 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this. I really like First 48 and this is spot on.
@zachbarker27202 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna talk to the cops and straighten this whole thing out.” You’re gonna do 25 to life, have fun with that.
@GDO663523 жыл бұрын
Goddamn never realized Tom Segura was hilarious, this was actually all gold.
@a_single_white_female3 жыл бұрын
So you were somehow familiar with Tom Segura, but somehow not aware he is funny? What did you see Tom Segura in where he isn't being funny?
@zeaferjones14042 жыл бұрын
@@a_single_white_female Naw I'm actually the same way. I've seen Tom on a few different podcasts and he seemed like a cool guy and all but he is way more hilarious in stand up and I just realized that today.
@zeaferjones14042 жыл бұрын
@Marcus Middleton The thing is I've seen him with Joe Rogan, Bill Burr and Joe DeRosa. Joe Rogan leads the conversation, Bill is the loud one and Joe DeRosa is the one that whines and argues with them. However Tom is the mild manner one. However in stand up he is hilarious. The way he sets up jokes is perfect. I didn't expect him to be up there with Bill Burr but he is.
@adrukova14072 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is the funniest set I've ever seen of him... #thefirst48 lol
@annamarielewis70783 ай бұрын
Best show ever made. They never quit.
@charlieross-BRM2 жыл бұрын
They could save expenses and do a whole season of First 48 just sticking around Polk County, Florida. Sheriff Grady has a YT channel where he speaks directly from a lectern about the latest cases and the violent crimes never end. It's nuts.
@raptorsan852 жыл бұрын
I've seen almost every episode of the first 48 and there are so many cases that wouldn't have been solved/prosecuted if the assailant would have just shut their mouth
@andrew56893 жыл бұрын
This was the very first bit I ever watched of Tom. My buddy showed me this clip way back in the day when this special aired on Netflix. I died laughing and have been hooked ever since. #HighNTight
@FillipJPhry3 жыл бұрын
My first experience with Tim as well ...all charges against Teshaan were dropped.
@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl49713 жыл бұрын
I deadass knew a Bryce, Tanner, Skyler and Connor back in high school.
@michaelcastillo32313 жыл бұрын
Coming from a Tyler is the cherry on top. Cheers.
@drphot60503 жыл бұрын
I didn't but I met them in the workplace and they never had a story like this one lol
@like2ROLL2 жыл бұрын
Everyone who says "deadass" went to school with them.
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_2 жыл бұрын
Of course you did TY-LER…..
@alexandercanella44792 жыл бұрын
Slightly off but when I was younger, one of my friend's was named Kyler and he had a little brother named Bryson.
@trevorhman122 жыл бұрын
I don’t even remember how many times I’ve watched this but every time it’s still just as hilarious as it was the first time😂Tom’s timing and delivery is insane
@maxwellgilbert806311 ай бұрын
As some who has a downstairs neighbor who’s named “Thundercat”, his depiction was spot on. Minus the neck brace. 😂
@JerseyfreshXx3 жыл бұрын
Tom is just reminding us that if he knows he has to hide a body within 48 hours
@Treeezzz3 жыл бұрын
Apparently by eating it
@antoineboileau41943 жыл бұрын
This happened on Monday. It’s Wednesday. We’re not gonna solve that shit!
@chrischandler99622 жыл бұрын
Even though I know all these jokes, I always feel like it's the first time I heard them. Some of the funniest stand up I've ever seen!!
@bronwynsmith46532 жыл бұрын
Omg I just love Tom Segura he’s a riot! Hysterical like belly laughs guaranteed!
@mike-xk1pf2 жыл бұрын
He jus made me realize I been calling my freind G forever I don't even know his real name he never told me lmao
@36GodMob2 жыл бұрын
Bryce, Tanner, Skylar and Conor with the “sorry bro”..💯😂
@mattr77402 жыл бұрын
This is unstoppably accurate 😂
@SmittyTutDesigns3 жыл бұрын
Need more Segura on Netflix! :D
@jamesmason79793 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite part of the set. Tom's black voice is definitely high and tight.
@cefarther39452 жыл бұрын
Best story teller of all time. His delivery just makes me laugh, no one has ever been able to do that except Jim Gaffigan.
@Eli-2132 жыл бұрын
I first heard of Tom Segura on Pandora. On my Daniel Tosh station. Been searching and watching everything he has out. Man is one of my fav comedians.
@hardassteel Жыл бұрын
You love him long time?
@l3igmike3 жыл бұрын
This is the first special of yours I watched and haven’t missed one since. You’re awesome
@hardassteel Жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@Beezy13863 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite routine of his hands down!! AMAZING!!
@justin925103 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite jokes gotta watch every time
@justin925103 жыл бұрын
I even had to show the inlaws when they were watching first 48
@orenthalsimpson3 жыл бұрын
Search Opie and Anthony first 48, that's where he got it from
@trollsymctroll53613 жыл бұрын
I love the First 48, and I love this bit more
@Bosni3 жыл бұрын
This is peak Segura.
@onesilentarrow2 жыл бұрын
God I love realism. Fuggin hilarious.
@antonymanuel50082 жыл бұрын
Once again.. he's freaking delivery is just awesome..😂😂😂😂🤘
@danieljones17843 жыл бұрын
I like the first 48. I think there have been more than 3 people who have lawyered up on that show, but still there are a lot of them who think they don't need one.
@Nightm4r3z2 жыл бұрын
I never heard of you bro...honestly 🤷🏻♂️ I'm from the UK, have had the shittiest week at work so far...came home went down the KZbin rabbit hole and found this channel.. You got me.laughing my arse off right now, thanks man 👍🏼 (I just subbed for more content 💪🏼)
@sorrito72 жыл бұрын
I was standing here and he killed that dude right 🦵🏽 there 😂
@Freebirdjack692 жыл бұрын
This gets me every time 😂 lets be honest theres no Jim's on the show 😂😂😂 nahmean
@bigchiefsmackaho3873 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, if Tom ever kills someone, he has MAYBE 48 minutes before Christina turns his ass in for the reward. Cant challenge the water champs title from maximum security prison.
@garyhost3542 жыл бұрын
Christina will turn in him so she can go back to Theo.
@chocolatecharley992 жыл бұрын
@@garyhost354 Theo fans are weird
@garyhost3542 жыл бұрын
@@chocolatecharley99 she was happier when she was with him
@willr5422 жыл бұрын
Glad I discovered this guy, he’s so funny.
@Prozach452 жыл бұрын
I almost spit my beer all over my phone at "Dookie Shoes"
@dh7314 Жыл бұрын
Tom is barely known here in the UK which is a crime, his stand up is superb
@robynleighs2 жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favorite story from Tom. I went to County Lockup awhile ago and there was this chick that kept shitting herself and by the time I bonded out, I had given her the moniker "Dookie Shoes". After that, everyone in our pod called her "Dookie Shoes". She started answering to her new name. Heroine is a heluva drug.
@debgordon65422 жыл бұрын
I am impressed AF that you used the word moniker!!
@robynleighs2 жыл бұрын
@@debgordon6542 girl. I HAD to. Bwahaha 😂 I still have the letter I wrote my husband when I gave h her the name. Hilarious.
@timwhite55622 жыл бұрын
He's 100% right, i DO know that guy. Not Jellyfish, the other guy. Dookie-shoes. He quit the smoke 6 months ago though.
@TheFrazierboy692 жыл бұрын
OMFG!!! I can watch him over n over and still laugh as hard as I did the first time!! Love stand up and tom definitely got the gift......Bro Bro!!!! Lmao!!!
@nadasurf9009 Жыл бұрын
Has someone who has a cousin who was bound gagged and executed, you hit the nail on the head. 15 years later we still get a call saying they haven't figured anything out. If it wasn't for comedians like you, conversations like this would be brutal. I appreciate your comedic relief
@megamegamega5 ай бұрын
i’m so sorry. there aren’t words.
@ssenssel3 жыл бұрын
My favorite bit of all time
@frankiefigzz12 жыл бұрын
This was great and spot on.
@jayp132 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite specials of all time.
@aprilmartin510Ай бұрын
“I don’t think he’s gonna help us out.”
@andrewsmicroscope3 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best bits he’s ever done
@mhthreeseventy50813 жыл бұрын
Did you just gender identify?
@andrewsmicroscope3 жыл бұрын
@@mhthreeseventy5081 Excuse me IDK if you know but Tom came out as gender fluid. He identifies as male when doing comedy and astral gender when ze is DJ Dad Mouth dropping sick beats at the club and shadow boxing to prepare for zis big fight with Crazy Loc.
@DannyWilliamH2 жыл бұрын
Another common theme of that show is the one move almost all the guilty dudes do: Tucking their entire body into their tshirt. 100% guilty rate if you see it. It's not even a temperature thing as they've done it in Memphis, Baton Rouge, Seattle, NYC, Miami and Flint. Doesn't matter. AC or no AC, hot or cold climate, doesn't matter. It's a strange defense mechanism where they subconsciously think they can escape the situation by hiding or running away into their shirts, lol.
@billyvotaw78432 жыл бұрын
It's not a defense mechanism. They keep those interrogation rooms ice cold so the suspect will be uncomfortable and confess faster.
@gammonya172 жыл бұрын
@@billyvotaw7843 Lol. Beat me to it.
@pearz4202 жыл бұрын
Do you go around pretending to be a forensic psychologist like as a bit?
@Desopolis2 жыл бұрын
Tell me you’ve never been to jail without telling my you haven’t been to jail.
@DannyWilliamH2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so you're all literally r*tarded and/or can't read lmao. That rules. 1. It is basic psychology. Children also often do this when in trouble. 2. No, they don't keep all of those rooms air conditioned. Some? Sure. Others they keep very warm for the same reason. *quick aside* , hilarious how to a person you're like "ok, expert" while then delivering what you've learned via KZbin clips of interrogations. Again, you all rock. Anyway, how do I know that climate isn't an issue with this behavior? My BIL is a police officer. He's done interrogations. We've actually spoke about this show and I'm repeating what he's said almost verbatim. Some rooms are cold, some hot and most are the same as every other room in the building. Some are 80, some are 60, most are about in the middle. 3. My other BIL? Works at the county jail! So, you're scummy a** may have been to jail, lol. Cool! Good for you! I don't need to go to one to know what it's like and... ... ...psst ...come closed I have a secret... ...not all jails are the same. Yeah! Crazy, I know. One jail in Arizona famously makes prisoners wear pink jumpsuits and live outside. Are you dumb enough to think ALL jails are like that of that's the one you went to?! So, again, you're all HILARIOUSLY r*tarded. Keep it up, stay smart and never learn how to read. You're crushing it. Keep rocking on!
@Looneybird-so5bm6 ай бұрын
Tom is right I have never seen an episode with Bryce , Connor or Tanner 😂😂
@sockmonkeyadam54143 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedy bit of all time.
@nichrvacanin2 жыл бұрын
“We’re going to have to find Cricket alone..” like how it’s already Wednesday?
@lohkie2__32 жыл бұрын
My best friend looked 17 was 44 blew me away every time his birthday came around 😂😂
@ricardorusso1462 Жыл бұрын
The detective bro bro lives in my brain rent free
@peterhayes49903 жыл бұрын
This is a absolute classic!! 😂
@ztoxtube3 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy named Cricket. Super nice guy but at the same time I wouldn't doubt him committing any type of crime.
@Crucial00692 жыл бұрын
“It wasn’t me sgt Ashton it was cheeseburger”!
@DavidWTube2 жыл бұрын
"I'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE! "
@twelveteen9523 жыл бұрын
Love these old clips Timmy golden stuff
@joevanaarde30173 жыл бұрын
Tommy Bunz... Classic man
@baddonkey68762 жыл бұрын
I remember laughing my ass off at this then suddenly realizing.....i live in Tulsa, Oklahoma, yeah that Tulsa, where they filmed multiple seasons, hell i knew some of the people that got murdered, that shit's sobering as hell
@Stonedkitties10 ай бұрын
Favourite comedian all time. Love your sense of humour Tom you always have me laughing in tears 😂
@pimlico32252 жыл бұрын
This never gets old, might be the 30th time I've seen it, lol.