I Saw Madame Webb in an EMPTY Theater. This Movie Needs Help

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@legiran9564
@legiran9564 8 ай бұрын
This movie does need help. Give it the Old Yeller treatment.
@scottbrower9052
@scottbrower9052 8 ай бұрын
Yep.
@stephenthomas1492
@stephenthomas1492 8 ай бұрын
They should have locked this one up like they did with Bat-Girl. Just a big old tax write-off. How they haven't figured out that we don't want to watch these types of films is amazing. The funny part is they think they're covering a lot of demographics and openly say they're trying to be more inclusive. Just another victim of DEI rubbish I suppose.
@timothymoynihan8063
@timothymoynihan8063 8 ай бұрын
Please pa..... don't let yeller die. 😂😂😂
@starmnsixty1209
@starmnsixty1209 8 ай бұрын
Normally, I'd give this type of comment a thumbs down. Definitely not in THIS case.
@Jay-jb2vr
@Jay-jb2vr 8 ай бұрын
Should have gave it the sit it on the shelf treatment
@Sicarius888
@Sicarius888 8 ай бұрын
I'm surprised that cinemas don't complain how bad new movies are these days that people don't want to come and watch. My local cinemas even started playing old movies and for cheaper price than regular tickets. Went to see Sleepy Hollow and Hero with Jet Li recently. Much better than all M She U and other message pushing modern garbage.
@neansath
@neansath 8 ай бұрын
This is a good business strategy. Put up a poll or some kind of survey online and wait for the people in the community to vote. Then you know which classic film to show where people would most likely flock to watch it for old time's sake.
@ahmataevo
@ahmataevo 8 ай бұрын
Because most cinemas are owned by people who agree with "the message".
@Simon-xc5oy
@Simon-xc5oy 8 ай бұрын
Yes. I wonder what the costs are to run a film in an empty theatre, or with like one or two people in it. I remember reading of problems like this for other films and if its that bad and that empty they pull it from the cinema and just stop showing it. As there is no demand and no money to be made, and the cinema is losing out in a tied up empty theatre, burning electric etc for nothing. If it opens to empty seats, or just a couple of people....heh...the second week drop off is going be minus people. Wonder how that works....
@EVGriffinJr
@EVGriffinJr 8 ай бұрын
I’ll give you a bad one. You could replay the old Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man films and probably draw more money than you could with this new Madame Webb film from everything that I’m hearing.
@werideatdusk
@werideatdusk 8 ай бұрын
Yep my local theatre in a small town just showed all three lotr films, and labyrinth, for $5 admission, all showings sold out and were the talk of the town...
@guilherme5094
@guilherme5094 8 ай бұрын
They will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper No.
@stephenthomas1492
@stephenthomas1492 8 ай бұрын
I probably read The Watchmen once a year and I still haven't gotten tired of reading it.
@guilherme5094
@guilherme5094 8 ай бұрын
@@stephenthomas1492 👍👍!!
@lesewing
@lesewing 8 ай бұрын
The movie needs to be buried with the old ET Atari games.
@joaopedrobaggio4475
@joaopedrobaggio4475 8 ай бұрын
Excellent comparison.
@gavincurtis
@gavincurtis 8 ай бұрын
At the least the recovered buried ET carts had collector value.
@MrGhosta5
@MrGhosta5 8 ай бұрын
The rumor going around is that Sony only made the movie so that they wouldn't lose the Spiderman license.
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 4 ай бұрын
Tax write-off
@42188productions
@42188productions 8 ай бұрын
I work at a movie theater, no one was there, my boss told me to run the movie regardless. According to the others the most pack was wonka and beekeeper.
@Rorschach1998
@Rorschach1998 8 ай бұрын
Your boss needs to get his head checked 😂, that's not good business to play a movie no one will pay for.
@MSinistrari
@MSinistrari 8 ай бұрын
Bob Marley was the huge draw last night at my theater, we added as many extra shows that we could and still could've used more. Madame Web had a decent enough turnout for opening though lousy for a Marvel film, but by us the real test will be how the drop off is after opening weekend.
@sprinkle61
@sprinkle61 8 ай бұрын
@@Rorschach1998 Somebody paid to show that movie, maybe Sony pays something per screen to show the movie on opening week, or maybe they didn't want to scare off any future purchasers of tickets, if the previous showing didn't show at all...
@purefoldnz3070
@purefoldnz3070 8 ай бұрын
the empty will ironically be full of cobwebs.
@MSinistrari
@MSinistrari 8 ай бұрын
@@sprinkle61 It depends on the contract between booking and the studio. There's been times we wanted to pull a particular showing because it wasn't selling, but couldn't because if we break the contract there's fines and the chance of the studio pulling all it's films from the chain.
@doxiemomma8207
@doxiemomma8207 8 ай бұрын
I like the new format, Jeff. It's good to see your face 😁
@jediknightjairinaiki560
@jediknightjairinaiki560 8 ай бұрын
I've seen it too. It was slow paced CRAP. The rewording of Uncle Ben's words to Peter is cringy, in fact members of the audience laughed when they heard this.
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly 8 ай бұрын
There was an audience present?
@jediknightjairinaiki560
@jediknightjairinaiki560 8 ай бұрын
@@Eidolon1andOnly It was a press screening. There were a total of 13 reviewers, 2 people from the promotion company and me. I was working Anti-Piracy security, to make sure no one recorded the film. It was some of the easiest money I've made.
@saphi20
@saphi20 8 ай бұрын
oh it had an audience? lol
@wavion2
@wavion2 8 ай бұрын
"If you like 'Final Destination' you're going to like... 'Final Destination'" lol 👏
@onojioboardwalk9748
@onojioboardwalk9748 8 ай бұрын
800th-upvoter. +
@kanrakucheese
@kanrakucheese 8 ай бұрын
It's like Final Destination, but with items, and platforms, and hazards. On second thought, it's nothing like Final Destination.
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 4 ай бұрын
You are a master linguist
@miladyblue5077
@miladyblue5077 8 ай бұрын
Can't wait for a toy run to Ollie's for this one!🤣🤣🤣
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 8 ай бұрын
Ollie's, "Ehhhhhhh... even we're not touching this."
@miladyblue5077
@miladyblue5077 8 ай бұрын
​@@Alondro77 "Yeah, even OLLIE'S has standards, you know!"
@starmnsixty1209
@starmnsixty1209 8 ай бұрын
That's for sure 😅😅😅
@kryoboy3.0
@kryoboy3.0 8 ай бұрын
Was waiting for this comment😂😂
@c0d3warrior
@c0d3warrior 8 ай бұрын
Isn't Hasbro trying to cut ties with Disney now because they have stockpile of products even Ollie's doesn't want for real?
@sister_bertrille911
@sister_bertrille911 8 ай бұрын
Cassandra, after the Cassandra in the Iliad. Her curse was the ability to see the future, but no one would believe her.
@NatYourAverageNerd
@NatYourAverageNerd 8 ай бұрын
There's a comic shop that I rarely visit in the Pearland, TX area that plays some weird shill channel all day featuring comic and pop culture news, but it's 90% looping, which gets annoying so fast while I'm in there. I overheard a spotlight on this film (not knowing what it was for because I was busy sifting through comic bins), and the delivery of certain lines like, "Does anyone else think it's weird how we're all connected somehow?" and "What is going on? I don't understand what's happening," felt so forced. I had to deal with hearing that commercial at least four times while I was in that shop, and I'm not going to miss it when they go out of business at the end of the month. I hate seeing a comic shop die, but...this one seriously shouldn't have had that stupid TV channel playing. Anyways, that's my association with Madame Webb: a cheesy, uninteresting commercial on loop that I couldn't avoid while shopping..
@kevlarunderwear22
@kevlarunderwear22 8 ай бұрын
I can relate I would’ve felt the same way as you did…
@stephenthomas1492
@stephenthomas1492 8 ай бұрын
I bet the Chinese don't even inflict that kind of torture on someone.
@MagMar-kv9ne
@MagMar-kv9ne 8 ай бұрын
According to Robert McKee, the great Script Doctor Guru, you NEVER let a character say in a amovie, that they do not understand something, or "What´s going on"? because the movie viewer MAY also be confused by this and not be able to follow the movie anymore. It shows that these writers do not even have a scriptwriter´s training anymore, they would have KNOWN otherwise NOT to put those lines into the characters´s mouths.
@Sweeptheleg83
@Sweeptheleg83 8 ай бұрын
Comic shops are better when they're smaller and more intimate. I don't even like a TV in my comic shop. Ruins the ambience. I don't mind music as long as it's good music.
@aldorp
@aldorp 8 ай бұрын
"Killed by product placement" - that was comedy gold!
@Pizzpott
@Pizzpott 8 ай бұрын
The fact that the girls are listening to a song called toxic tells me everything I need to know about this hit movie.
@Rikk_Mercenari
@Rikk_Mercenari 8 ай бұрын
"Be like Madame Web, don't see this movie" had me roflmao
@clauaome25
@clauaome25 8 ай бұрын
Go blind lol 😎
@WayStedYou
@WayStedYou 8 ай бұрын
If they just had Sydney and Dakota in the dresses they chose to wear to the premiere for 90 mins talking in a room they would've made more money, and it would be a heck of a lot cheaper to film also.
@elperrodelautumo7511
@elperrodelautumo7511 8 ай бұрын
Exactly. Speaking facts about how to market a movie. 🎥
@cesarbernal4765
@cesarbernal4765 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Truth
@Luis-rp2lm
@Luis-rp2lm 8 ай бұрын
No it wouldn’t
@vlada
@vlada 8 ай бұрын
DJ was in that 4th rate Red Shoes Diaries knockoff and was the most unexciting, unsexy actress I've ever seen dressed or naked. No charisma, sexiness, acting talent. Her mom was a pretty bad actress too but she had sex appeal. The other actress is better known for her body than acting so at least I understand your logic on that one even though she's a solid 6.5. But DJ? Nothing can save that mess, not sexy clothes or nudity.
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, but the Theater employees would have a lot to Clean up
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 8 ай бұрын
The reported budget is $80 million... and it looks like it won't even make that back.
@Rorschach1998
@Rorschach1998 8 ай бұрын
No worries, the tax payer will involuntarily bail them out.
@trvaron
@trvaron 8 ай бұрын
I saw Fant4stic and I wanted to gouge out my eyes. If it's on that level, no thank you!!!
@Golden_Ghoul
@Golden_Ghoul 8 ай бұрын
The *Budget of $80 million* and they ended up with this... where did the money really go?
@markcarpenter6020
@markcarpenter6020 8 ай бұрын
The movie Was in development hell for like 10 years.
@RJ420NL
@RJ420NL 8 ай бұрын
I was never going o watch this. Thanks for confirming.
@stephenthomas1492
@stephenthomas1492 8 ай бұрын
Hollywood has FINALLY stopped people pirating their movies. Kind of cutting off their own nose to spite their face, but it worked!
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 8 ай бұрын
The 2 or 3 people in the audience also suffer in every conceivable way. But hey, they chose to subject themselves to it!
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 ай бұрын
Is it just me or does current day Marvel keep making characters like May, Ben and Madame Web younger and I get that this is supposed to take place in the past but one of the things I remember Stan Lee mentioning was that May and Ben were senior citizens to add to Parker's social anxieties of having friends come over since they WEREN'T his parents but rather his elderly aunt and uncle. Not saying that a buddy wouldn't want to come over to the Parker house for a thicc ol' stack of wheatcakes but the timelines and ages of characters for this films are all over the fucking place. And I'm not saying that older actors can't be hot but I guess when you hire actors that are just generic in their looks and ages, you have no fucking clue how old anyone is supposed to be because Casanda looks like she could be one of the teen girls and some of the teen girls look like they could be as old as what Casanda is SUPPOSED to be in this version but granted, the costuming and art direction sucked as well as no one looks like they came from the early 2000s, kid or adult. =P Edit: THEY KILL MIKE EPPS?! Fuck this movie. Instant miss.
@MillywiggZ
@MillywiggZ 8 ай бұрын
Mike Epps/Ray Epps We’re through the looking glass here people.
@jediknightjairinaiki560
@jediknightjairinaiki560 8 ай бұрын
Another cheesy, cliche part was when Cassie taught the girls how to perform CPR chest compressions . . . on a pillow . . . and by sheer coincidence was saved by the girls when they put this training to good during the final battle.
@mysticlegion8088
@mysticlegion8088 8 ай бұрын
Modern writers have no clue how to write
@caidema
@caidema 8 ай бұрын
Wait, that’s real?
@Phaota
@Phaota 8 ай бұрын
With all of those loose figures on the shelves, you're going to have a helluva time dusting.
@TheNotoriousNemo
@TheNotoriousNemo 8 ай бұрын
He won't it's a green screen
@ReadAndReturn
@ReadAndReturn 8 ай бұрын
Sony really has to stop with the whole "mystical jungle" trope
@themaxster7798
@themaxster7798 8 ай бұрын
And here I thought Sony saved the Spiderman franchise from Disney Marvel. Not when Sony churns out M-She-U type fecal matter such as Madam Webb. Ugh! 🙄🤮
@Rorschach1998
@Rorschach1998 8 ай бұрын
Spider-woke 2 also sucked.
@themaxster7798
@themaxster7798 8 ай бұрын
@@Rorschach1998 you mean that second "Into the Spiderverse" crapfest?
@Rorschach1998
@Rorschach1998 8 ай бұрын
@@themaxster7798 The movies and the games.
@TheSpawnfan
@TheSpawnfan 8 ай бұрын
​@@themaxster7798Both the movies and the game, the level of disrespect Peter Parker is subjected to makes me agree with the phrase: "Miles Morales is Miles Morales"
@themaxster7798
@themaxster7798 8 ай бұрын
@@TheSpawnfan Agreed. Peter Parker IS Spiderman. The one and only. ☝️
@jaye1967
@jaye1967 8 ай бұрын
You could have also gone with something "Boy, it is in theaters. Movie goers aren't, but the movie is."
@bluestripetiger
@bluestripetiger 8 ай бұрын
Just hearing about the plot is painful. Imagine actually having had to pay to see this disaster....
@cipherzx1
@cipherzx1 8 ай бұрын
Madame Webb should have seen the future of empty theaters of her own movie.
@lisaroberts8556
@lisaroberts8556 8 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@D.Pensak
@D.Pensak 8 ай бұрын
Death by product placement…..how original….thanks Sony.
@Rorschach1998
@Rorschach1998 8 ай бұрын
How dare they even show a PSP in the movie after how bad they handled the handheld!
@peterd788
@peterd788 8 ай бұрын
Even hearing about this hurts so god knows what watching this is like.
@YellowJack-1720
@YellowJack-1720 8 ай бұрын
Why is everything disappointing nowadays? 🤮🤮🤮🤮
@erroneous6947
@erroneous6947 8 ай бұрын
Because virtue signaling feminists have infected everything like stage four cancer.
@Bowlardo
@Bowlardo 8 ай бұрын
100% chocolate bars duck nowadays low coca content replace with Emulsifiers. Fizzy drinks are not the original flavour be at as of sugar tax. Fast food is not fast any more , certainly not cheap and not sure if it is even classed as good anymore. All.sport are diluted to tacky entertainment.
@london19657
@london19657 8 ай бұрын
Like the layout. Informative video. I've been watching you for years. Very entertaining, thank you.
@DaNinja60
@DaNinja60 8 ай бұрын
😂😂 I don't think I've ever had a theater to myself unless it's near the end of the runtime weeks. That's a shame
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 8 ай бұрын
I saw "Dreamscape" in a theater with me and 2 other people.
@harkbelial
@harkbelial 8 ай бұрын
Wamens Defeating the patriarchy, the movie
@WrestlingWithHorror420
@WrestlingWithHorror420 8 ай бұрын
Great video, I almost went to see this just for the hell of it; but decided to have a root canal! 😂
@AmedeeMaximiliano
@AmedeeMaximiliano 8 ай бұрын
The PSP did come out in 2003 but only in Japan
@QuadZillaGodZillasbrother
@QuadZillaGodZillasbrother 8 ай бұрын
I love how they did not address the fact that they removed that wrestlemania video
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 8 ай бұрын
Pepsi was the hero we needed all along... would have beaten Thanos instantly. XD
@Angyali
@Angyali 8 ай бұрын
I saw a movie last year in an empty theater too! That in itself is weirdly exciting.
@clottadams5028
@clottadams5028 8 ай бұрын
It would have been better if they made Madame Web a blind granny that can smell the future, staring Vicki Lawrence as Mama Webb.
@vlada
@vlada 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@tazgamerplays
@tazgamerplays 8 ай бұрын
Man, Pepsi is a real killer.
@jeremymalinoff3822
@jeremymalinoff3822 8 ай бұрын
so they took thats so raven and put it in a spider costume for a few mins?
@jacobknopp0
@jacobknopp0 8 ай бұрын
My work is literally paying me and giving me a free meal and drink to go see this with them......and I'm still not sure if I'm gonna go lol
@DaNinja60
@DaNinja60 8 ай бұрын
How do you get that kind of deal from work? Just curious. I used to do mystery shopping that would have me go places.
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 8 ай бұрын
I'd strongly question why I was working for a place run by people so adamant that I go see a movie like this....
@jacobknopp0
@jacobknopp0 8 ай бұрын
@@DaNinja60 well I work for a gaming company, and once every Friday we have a Friday Funday, and the company rented a theater for a single showing of the movie.....probably was on discount because it was madam web! Lol
@jacobknopp0
@jacobknopp0 8 ай бұрын
@@Alondro77 oh they aren't adamant about, it's optional, place I work for is awesome, I was just making a point that this movie is so bad that they literally can't pay me to see it lol
@DaNinja60
@DaNinja60 8 ай бұрын
@@jacobknopp0 Sounds like fun. I'm retired now but worked for an event staffing company so I got to see great plays and shows for free at least. I saw the play Wicked so many times I could have starred in it. 😂 Even if the movie coming out flops I'd see it for the scenery alone.
@haroldb1856
@haroldb1856 8 ай бұрын
I can't help thinking about the theatre: the fancy reclining seats, the sound system, everything you need for a great cinematic experience. And you're the only one there. And this is what they give you. I grew up watching movies in an old theatre with hard old cracked leather seats stuffed with straw. I feel bad for the theatre owners who invested so much, and ended up with nothing worthwhile to put on the screen. It was money down the drain.
@MsGhoulz
@MsGhoulz 8 ай бұрын
The movie doesn't sound interesting, but my curiosity about the writer of the movie has peaked. They must be a grade A basket case.
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 8 ай бұрын
Madame Web is without doubt a movie that was released.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 8 ай бұрын
Big doubt, nobody has seen it. Its like morbius. Probably just a meme.
@Larry
@Larry 8 ай бұрын
I Saw Madame Webb in an empty theatre, and some asshole still sat infront of me!
@mentalphilanthropist35
@mentalphilanthropist35 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the review, and for keeping it short. 😊 Why waste anymore time on this 💩.
@hammerheadms
@hammerheadms 8 ай бұрын
Marvel is saved!....AGAIN!!!
@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD
@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD 8 ай бұрын
I remember 2003 better times
@jasonskeel6474
@jasonskeel6474 8 ай бұрын
Love the setup! I always appreciate your insights.
@Nyrufa
@Nyrufa 8 ай бұрын
Not surprising. Does anybody even know who the hell 'Madame Webb' actually is? Even the old Spiderman cartoon didn't care enough about her story arc to finish it. They just kind of dropped her plot and never mentioned it again.
@fitnessabcvideo
@fitnessabcvideo 8 ай бұрын
Jeff.... This. Do more of these reviews with you on camera. And not just on super hero films but in general, it brings a rounded product that adds great clout to this channel. Have you done an IRON CLAW review?
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 8 ай бұрын
Getting power when you take on great responsibility runs contrary to human experience: there’s no connection. Did one of the writers from Morbius come up with that twaddle?
@Luis-rp2lm
@Luis-rp2lm 8 ай бұрын
No it doesn’t
@rickjohnson9558
@rickjohnson9558 8 ай бұрын
Jeff, back in the day, I saw “Quest for Fire” in an empty movie theater. I feel for you, brother. It was spooky
@Simon-xc5oy
@Simon-xc5oy 8 ай бұрын
Many MANY years ago my first ex wife, as my girlfriend dragged me to see some cartoon thing about a Frog Prince. It was a musical with a singing bird called Jackamo or some such....It was the early 90s. In the UK and there was one other person in the cinema apart from the two of us...he was sitting miles away. And I remember thinking that I was dragged there to keep my gf happy..what was his excuse? The film was..well...it was childish Disney knock off crap and about as bad as I expected it to be. Not terrible, just not great and certainly not Pixar Toy Story / Up / A Bugs Life etc entertaining from when Pixar movies were unmissable...
@tracythomas132
@tracythomas132 8 ай бұрын
I’ve seen a film on my own, sat in an empty theatre. The film was The Doctor starring William Hurt and introduced me to the music of Jimmy Buffet, to be fair the film wasn’t bad as some of the current rubbish on offer.
@sprinkle61
@sprinkle61 8 ай бұрын
I once saw a Yu-Gi-Oh movie alone in the theater for some reason. It must have been a matinee, because no kids showed up for it. The only thing I can remember is that a character from the cards that I didn't know called Black Magician Girl came into the real world to travel with our hero for some reason. I cannot remember a single other plot point from the movie. They must have been giving out a promo card or something else I wanted for going to see this, because I can't think of any other reason I would actually go see such a thing. I liked the cartoon, but not enough to actually pay for a movie version of it.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 8 ай бұрын
I saw "Dreamscape" in a theater with 2 other people...
@twogruden9943
@twogruden9943 8 ай бұрын
Sometimes movie theaters are empty because the public hasn't caught on to what a gem the movie is and figure it out later. Other times they know exactly how bad a movie is.
@AphexTwin-ml8jg
@AphexTwin-ml8jg 8 ай бұрын
They thought that wearing those naked dresses would save them.
@ToABrighterFuture
@ToABrighterFuture 8 ай бұрын
Seeing Madame Web, in a theater? Man, talk about "It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it." 😂 You have my sympathies.
@queenmarynovelwriter5397
@queenmarynovelwriter5397 8 ай бұрын
I only paid 330 Filipino pesos (about $7.50 USD) and there were ten other people in the theater only because it was Thursday and Seniors get into the movies for free. I think I'm the only one who stayed awake (and it was hard, trust me) during the whole movie. I kept thinking: 'I know what you look like naked Dakota. '
@UShypocrisyBSmanagement
@UShypocrisyBSmanagement 8 ай бұрын
Giant metroplexes are so cookie cutter just like no talent Hollywood
@Malinski66
@Malinski66 8 ай бұрын
thank you for saving my time
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 8 ай бұрын
I await the Soda Cinematic Universe, where the great Civil War is between Pepsi and Coke, little knowing that it was RC pulling the strings all along, with help from its minion, Tab.
@markcarpenter6020
@markcarpenter6020 8 ай бұрын
Don't forget the war criminal Dr. Pepper and the insane soldier with PTSD mountain dew
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 8 ай бұрын
@@markcarpenter6020 And the spunky side-kick 7-Up who gets abducted and experimented upon until he becomes the assassin Sprite.
@markcarpenter6020
@markcarpenter6020 8 ай бұрын
@@Alondro77 LMAO. And I thought Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man was a wild movie.
@BadBrucey
@BadBrucey 8 ай бұрын
You should have brought a few friends and told them it was a private screening. "Oh, boy. It's Webbin time." 🥤😃🍿
@ahmataevo
@ahmataevo 8 ай бұрын
With madam webb. Is mainstream comic movies getting into futunari stuff now?
@vlada
@vlada 8 ай бұрын
And then getting beaten up by your friends after they watched this movie.😂
@willpower8061
@willpower8061 8 ай бұрын
Its the SpiderNotMan! 😄
@connorrivers995
@connorrivers995 8 ай бұрын
I decided not to watch the movie. I refuse to support agism or disability erasure. If Madame Webb had been played by Meryl Strep, then maybe I would've gone, but as soon as I saw that Madame Webb was being played by Anatasia Steele, I said "Nope, peace out."
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 8 ай бұрын
Oh boo hoo I don't need you white knighting for me pal. Being stuck in a wheelchair is boring in real life and boring on screen. Besides, not only is the cinema uncomfortable but you get to sit in the neck breaker seats and see this /__\
@Forbidden_0ne
@Forbidden_0ne 8 ай бұрын
Who could have foreseen this?😮
@afiron4856
@afiron4856 8 ай бұрын
What a wasted opportunity. Someone made money by having the Pepsi sign as a villain, yet that alone probably turned a TON of people off, ironically costing them money. Where do they find these writers? Oh wait… hired because of reasons, not qualifications…
@mattstinnett5952
@mattstinnett5952 8 ай бұрын
This sounds like one serious mess.
@Morfe02
@Morfe02 8 ай бұрын
The guy buy all the tickets just to watch alone this masterpiece of cinema, while drinking a Pepsi
@TempoLOOKING
@TempoLOOKING 8 ай бұрын
Pepsiman took his family
@thatrandomredengine9430
@thatrandomredengine9430 8 ай бұрын
They went from Spider-Verse, to Madam Web. Though I honestly thought this was a Disney movie 😂
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly 8 ай бұрын
Partially is.
@thatrandomredengine9430
@thatrandomredengine9430 8 ай бұрын
@@Eidolon1andOnly well that explains how convulsed and confusing the film is. 😂
@eszterfodor1136
@eszterfodor1136 8 ай бұрын
"Our villain of this movie is killed by product placement." This should have been a comedy.
@donkalzone6671
@donkalzone6671 8 ай бұрын
There is an older film with Nicholas Cage in which he also has the power of foresight. It was surprisingly not that bad. I think Madame Web should have taken some of the ideas of that movie.
@andymcglinc1819
@andymcglinc1819 8 ай бұрын
Member captain foresight from South Park !!
@BELTSMAH
@BELTSMAH 8 ай бұрын
*Cast of Marvel's Madame Web (2024)* 🕸 Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb Sydney Sweeney as Julia Cornwall Isabela Moner Merced as Anya Corazon Mike Epps as O'Neil Adam Paul Scott as Ben Parker
@tljscrewjob6397
@tljscrewjob6397 8 ай бұрын
I could see hot women in bad movies like Hot Ticket to Hawaii. The difference between that and Madame Web is I would enjoy how bad Hot Ticket is due to my lowered expectations.
@ahmataevo
@ahmataevo 8 ай бұрын
HARD Ticket to Hawaii.
@tljscrewjob6397
@tljscrewjob6397 8 ай бұрын
@@ahmataevo You're right. My apologies.
@opticracer3927
@opticracer3927 8 ай бұрын
Yeah! Malibu Express! Red DeLorean! Sybil Danning🔥🔥
@vlada
@vlada 8 ай бұрын
That plank of wood in the lead role is far, far from sexy.
@G.S.Holland
@G.S.Holland 8 ай бұрын
I can't wait to get Madam Web toys to play with my Shuri Copter and Eternals toys.
@jackburton9235
@jackburton9235 8 ай бұрын
Wow!!! This movie is something that was actually made.
@f0ry0u81
@f0ry0u81 8 ай бұрын
Madam Webb figures will be on sale at your local Ollie's very soon.😂
@wesdashman
@wesdashman 8 ай бұрын
In a couple decades this will perceived as an epic “B” movie. Just like Ed Woods Plan 9 from outer space. The spider people at the beginning made my day. The tickets were free.
@minespatch
@minespatch 8 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the pitch meeting on this.
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 8 ай бұрын
I'm so over Disney that i didn't even this was a movie i thought they are making another woke show like she-hulk.
@Cincinnatis5StarBarber
@Cincinnatis5StarBarber 8 ай бұрын
This isn’t Disney. It’s Sony
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly 8 ай бұрын
​@@Cincinnatis5StarBarberBoth actually.
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly 8 ай бұрын
"I'm so over Disney *_I didn't even this_* was a movie." Missing a word there, OP.
@seanmiles6991
@seanmiles6991 7 ай бұрын
It’s weird at one of my local theaters in Las Vegas, what they do in the event no tickets for a show don’t sell, they continue to show the film as scheduled. However there won’t be a picture, but the audio will still be there. From what I was told by one of the managers there, they do it that way in the event someone theater jumped. Basically paying to get in to watch a certain film, after there film is over, some will theater jump to the next one, making up their own buy one movie, get the second free. Anyhow to management it’s bad enough they steal a free movie period, but it’s even worse to do it in an empty theater. Thats what I was told.
@TalkerArt
@TalkerArt 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking the time to do the video when everybody stops going to this crap they’ll stop making it
@deamondeathstone1
@deamondeathstone1 8 ай бұрын
There's nothing weirder then sitting in an empty theater watching a movie. Mine was Barb Wire.
@fidelperez4837
@fidelperez4837 8 ай бұрын
Has the power of premonition. Why isn't she camped out in Vegas? Also, wasn't uncle Ben a handyman/ super? maybe i'm wrong on that but seemed in both movies he couldn't find handy work.
@markcarpenter6020
@markcarpenter6020 8 ай бұрын
In the first trilogy he was an electrician.
@TheREALSimagination
@TheREALSimagination 8 ай бұрын
I hear the I was alone in the theater" line a lot for this movie. Oh, look, 4 women and one man. I mean, the least they could do is create some symmetry and have the man in the middle.
@richardgarza3267
@richardgarza3267 8 ай бұрын
Love it!!! I really enjoyed your review. Can’t wait for the new one you put out.
@blazerocker1734
@blazerocker1734 8 ай бұрын
Got an ad break for Madame Web. Marvelous.
@john-paul9804
@john-paul9804 8 ай бұрын
Love the shelves. Great review. Madam Web should be another lesson for Hollywood. But...
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking another one for the team, dude. Saved us money, but you'll never get yours back. =(
@diesel3333
@diesel3333 8 ай бұрын
WHY, bro? WHY?
@EVGriffinJr
@EVGriffinJr 8 ай бұрын
No wonder some of these theaters, including my local theater, are starting to run older movies, as well as newer ones. Chances are they probably are making more money with the older films! Based on your review, I’ll put it this way. They would probably had made more money if they would’ve re-ran the old Nicholas Hammond, Spider-Man TV films!
@sirangusfungus5471
@sirangusfungus5471 8 ай бұрын
Thanks Jeff. That was a great critique.
@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112
@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112 8 ай бұрын
You know, when she said that she can predict the future where we go see the movie and then we came out with excitement, guess she didn't see that coming when people didn't go see it
@jorijoestar4998
@jorijoestar4998 8 ай бұрын
whomp whomp
@dcarter001
@dcarter001 8 ай бұрын
Death by Walkman would have at the least created a gaff and laugh.
@cesarbernal4765
@cesarbernal4765 8 ай бұрын
But we are already helping!! By not going to the theater😂
@adarret
@adarret 8 ай бұрын
That small title card reminded me of that No Eggs Empty Carton meme…
@ValentineToybox
@ValentineToybox 8 ай бұрын
Choice seating!!!!!
@pladampa
@pladampa 8 ай бұрын
Madame Webcopters incoming?
@redemissarium
@redemissarium 8 ай бұрын
webcopter lol, sound like spiderman and go-bot crossover 🤣
@pladampa
@pladampa 8 ай бұрын
@@redemissarium nice I used to love gobots
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