Madame Web SPOILER REVIEW (Deleted Spider-Man Connections)

[@jordangerardpotier]

“Ben gets to be an uncle now…all of the fun and none of the responsibility.”

[@gabrielc4902]

If that’s actually in the movie, I’m ending it all

[@ternative]

@@gabrielc4902 it is

[@josephbernardthesecond4974]

😂🔫

[@kristjanbirnirivansson528]

That line is about as bad as if your punter was the MVP but your team was still blown out.

[@Stefan_Gerards]

@@ternativeSHUT IT OFF, OTTO! SHUT IT OFF!

[@KingKodiak]

"There's no way Kraven can be this bad." Famous last words.

[@radrobd123]

it's Kraven time

[@NoonMight]

Sony: Hold my beer

[@Jonathan_Collins]

You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web. 😂

[@alexanderlevi3]

There’s no fucking way they actually did that

[@alexanderlevi3]

Jeez i was really hoping this movie would be good because the characters are interesting and fun characters same as the actors There was literally no way to mess this up but somehow sony did

[@yoyoyoyoyoyo6]

I don’t understand people that get excited for Sony superhero movies , Spider-Man characters with no Spider-Man , venoms shit , kraven will be shit , morb is awful , take the hint

[@Dizcreti]

@@alexanderlevi3idk why some people are surprised the movie is terrible 💀

[@cjc2]

Thank goodness for the multiverse. We can send this movie and all other bad marvel movies to a forgotten universe not to be associated with the sacred timeline.

[@griffinbrookscommentary]

Every line out of Ezekiel’s mouth and his delivery was pure comedy gold

[@e3vL1]

Nah. No memes were made. It was just a monotone performance

[@notBrocker]

@@e3vL1memes will be made The whole movie is a meme

[@ternative]

lmaoo hes the only character that threw me off, he sounds like he recorded his lines on a completely different day in a completely different room from the actual filming.

[@hermanporter1747]

Ezekiel’s or the voice over tht didn’t match his lips…Jesus Christ this movie sucks and yah ask for tasm3 prolly gone make Andrew a villain in his own movie and nerf him to where he can’t even break outta chains 😂

[@WeirdEdz]

When Ezekiel said he was supposed to be murdered to his wife it was the funniest shit

[@haroldchagoya4533]

You forgot the reference when sydney sweeny says “ he was crawling like a spider…….person”😂😂

[@3CFilms]

Such an INSANE line😂

[@JuniorFilmsReviews]

Chris’ face in the thumbnail made me burst out laughing 😭😭😭

[@cjgamer6356]

Me too

[@prowthegamer]

Lmfao

[@Vengeance91939]

Madam web was so disappointing, makes morbius look like the dark knight 😭

[@LorraineStackhouse-b7b]

I can see the future

[@badwolfmovies69]

Was you expecting it to be good?

[@HerooftheWild]

​@@LorraineStackhouse-b7b TFS reference?

[@radiohostalastor]

@@badwolfmovies69the trailer made it look gud

[@Colessolovids]

Ok let’s not go that far it makes Morbius look like the dark night rises

[@CineflickProductions]

I’m not even joking when I say as I was watching and after finishing the movie all I could think was what in the actual fuck was Sony thinking 💀

[@matdro]

I've never seen cris this frustrated with a movie probably since morbius 😂

[@myellatorres2110]

and his expendables 4 review too 😭

[@cjgamer6356]

Of course Sony absolutely made this movie bad on purpose

[@matdro]

​@myellatorres2110 oh shit yea ur right abt that one 😂

[@myellatorres2110]

@@matdroi don’t blame you if you forgot, cause who really cared about expendables 4 😭

[@PubertyHitsHard]

I’m glad the Spider-Man connections were deleted. It would’ve been awful had this been connected to any live action Spider-Man universe. Imagine the plot of your movie not mentioning Spider-Man, or at least showing a vision of Peter Parker, growing up and becoming Spider-Man though your entire plot is protecting the uncle of said hero. This movie deserved to flop. Audiences deserve better written female heroes and better written characters in general. Great Vid Chris🔥

[@ternative]

theyre not protecting ben at all in the film, madam webs protecting those three girls from being hunted and killed by ezikiel, in this universe spiderman wasn't even born yet, (hes born in the movie) i watched the film sadly

[@PubertyHitsHard]

@@ternative thank you for the correction.

[@WeirdEdz]

The movie was supposed to be about saving his mother from being killed but they changed and added the 3 girls to be the plot point. Thats why it feels like theres no point to them being attacked

[@gwina64]

Was genuinely convinced that she was going to get in a series of scuffles with the girls and would end up biting each of them and that’s how they’d get their powers 😂😂

[@gwina64]

2:48 An in universe movie is accurate, I honestly think the fake dawn of the seven movie from the boys would be a better watch then this, or stab 8

[@thememeguy2195]

Usually i watch these spoiler reviews after i watch the film, not this time.

[@nochs_brother_2]

same

[@Flores-ne1ex]

same

[@jean_1893]

Same x3

[@The_DoubleTime]

I'm not even planning to watch the movie at all lol

[@Randomguyontheinternex]

Same

[@generic4045]

It's fitting I'm watching a review of this movie while taking a dump

[@MrBazooka117]

same

[@TheMartinbomber]

Yup here too

[@giovanniamaya4925]

I’m doing a blumpkin as well

[@WOLFCHAINZ2]

LMFAO 💀

[@Stefan_Gerards]

it's dumpin' time

[@polloduh]

I liked when Michael Keaton said, in his Batman voice, " What the hell is this? Batman out."

[@dariuschisholm7317]

Fuck batman most overrated character of all time

[@littlereaper857]

In your opinion

[@matthewmosier8439]

​@@dariuschisholm7317I'm pretty sure he is the only superhero that people still want to watch a movie about, these days. The MCU was a disaster for comic book films

[@dariuschisholm7317]

@@matthewmosier8439 you're crazy either heard us Spiderman his last live action movie made a billion

[@dariuschisholm7317]

@@matthewmosier8439 and he's a superhero he has no powers

[@matdro]

13:04 omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that found that scene somewhat inappropriate 😭

[@marcusyates3044]

Morbius: "Why are you doing this to us?!"

[@andrueweghorngaming9976]

Madame web knows not to mess with Peter's canon events.

[@nathanielperez6131]

Appreciation comment: Cris I think myself and others would like to thank you for not letting us pay tickets and snacks seeing this thing called , “ a movie” . Spoiler review videos of bad movies always make me enjoy your humor and character a lot, wanting more.

[@subzerog1813]

Sony is so greedy like just give the Spiderman rights back to marvel

[@Karlebow571]

If they do then we won’t get conclusions of spiderverse

[@realruntz2608]

@@Karlebow571 Lmao that’s fine tbh. They’re good films but they’re not allll that. Especially the 2nd one.

[@jyotsav]

​@@realruntz2608dude, aint no way you said that

[@TPG1]

@@realruntz2608you’re smoking crack with that comment

[@JB-wv8pb]

9:55 😂 poor Chris. That is the look of a broken man lol

[@supersimple3603]

Madame Web turns into madame madness

[@Stefan_Gerards]

Madame Web in the Sonyverse of Madness

[@blastertron4177]

This movie made Morbius look like the best movie ever made

[@Foodisgood]

Which is funny because the Morbius writers wrote this film.

[@wisconsinking323]

​@@Foodisgood Yeah but both Morbius and Madame Web were victims of studio interference.

[@gamingarachnid3367]

Idk those cringe moments in morbius lost me then the whole story made me fall asleep, this just had me like “bruh wtf?”

[@eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946]

I bet you in Deadpool and Wolverine, they’re gonna poke fun at the Sony Spider-Man universe.

[@Luna-bj3hb]

I was asking myself that multiple times I feel like they talk about it or make fun of it

[@UltimateNut]

Could reference it in the void lol

[@theoneandonlymasterjosh2912]

The things I would give that since In the void you see pyro and set photos toad and sabertooth They have a knockoff Jared Leto or Jared Leto himself show up and say it’s morbin time and Deadpool chops off his head in a very comedic way

[@forrester6712]

​@@theoneandonlymasterjosh2912 That would be awesome

[@luvedrage3578]

Doubt it since Sony would probably want to pull Spider-Man from the mcu if they felt disrespected

[@lssproductions3180]

If Kraven is as bad or worse than what Madame Web is being described as, there will be no words other than "how?" and "wtf?"

[@carinahatlevoll153]

Most likely is bad fo because sony also have ir as stand alone movie now wirh madam webb so no Connected with hardys venom and ssu anymore

[@cjgamer6356]

Madame Web is fine but Kraven would be worse than Morbuis

[@Forest89764]

It's not gonna be worse. R rated film. Although that doesn't mean it's gonna be dope or anything

[@joshhorton5449]

That’d literally be 3 in a row

[@jerrygonzalez7496]

“Is this the right train?”

[@3CFilms]

😂

[@Downtherabbithole446]

😂😭😂😭💀

[@StuffedGamer]

I fully agree with you, when Ezekiel started talking at the start of the movie, i was seriously thinking there was something wrong with the sound in the cinema or something, it just did not add up, but it never went away, and it went way downhill from there. Just to mention/add to some of your points: The babyshower scene was completely ridiculous with the blank piece of paper and her just rambling about her mom's death, why tf did she even go there? Ben and Mary could have been a spoken reference, they did not need to cast anyone for those rolws. The Las Aranas guy in Peru spoke better english than her, not bad for a hidden Peruvian native spiderpeople tribe. It could have used some explanation on Ezekiel's suit or how he got his powers. The fuk was that NSA password about, I am required to use a mixedbag 12character minimal to read my newspaper account, but the NSA uses just Y920B375 ? (or something silimar) And yeah, the Nsa face-detect-deage-tech made no sense. if Ezekiel has NSA access, how did he not find her going to Peru through fluffin airport security? She pulled the license plate of a numbered/marked taxi to do what, make it more obvious to be stolen? Plus, where the hell did she suddenly get a new appartment from at the end? To end my rant: Why were the spiderwomen more in the trailer than in the movie? I did not just "not like" this movie, i straight up hated having watched it.

[@HardlyWorkin-kh5uh]

You know what's sad is a evil spiderman sounds really interesting. A guy with strength speed senses and wall crawling is pretty scary. Shame

[@tigerlord9302]

Perfect timing. Been requesting a Spidey Cringetro for a few years now. Harry finds a hobo(Cris) in the Osborn mansion at the end of Spidey 2 instead of the Goblin’s lair. Cris: Is it Pizza Time Yet?

[@CaptainCat101]

Now I know I don't need to pay for a ticket. Thanks Chris

[@SoulKingBrook.]

Plot twist: the entire film is a movie within a movie and that’s why it sucks

[@Stefan_Gerards]

the Craven estate called, they want Wes' idea back

[@Xenokaji]

Hearing Chris curse is definitely a highlight and goes to show how bad this movie turned out

[@gw7120]

The thing that made Madam Web cool was the fact she allowed us to interact with the different versions of spiderman

[@Stevenk2000]

This review was enlightening, thanks Chris! 😂

[@soo1579]

18:19 She knows that it’s a canon event 💀

[@gwina64]

Madame web had a vision of a bird hitting her window Madame web opens the window The bird flys through the window unharmed She said “ the bird didn’t die this time “ to herself OUTLOUD The director really thought we wouldn’t have understood what happened without that line 😂 10/10

[@robostripez]

It was unironically hilarious

[@raedgonzalezspideyfanboy]

Hopefully Sydney Sweeney plays Gwen Stacy for Tom Holland Spider-Man movies for 4 5 or 6

[@minogreenTV]

You took the words right out of my mouth, that movie was more a comedy and the marketing department need to win an award for how they made people think that they’ll suit up in the movie

[@marvelpugs6964]

The zoom ins at the beginning when Ezekiel kills the mum 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8]

THEY WERE KILLING ME

[@kevinsmithfan37]

I actually thought her trying to climb the wall was the funniest thing in the movie. It reminded me of Peter in the first spiderman movie trying to shot his web "up up and away web" lives rent free in my head 😂

[@Downtherabbithole446]

Literally that was the only part I actually laughed at

[@aidenemerson670]

So in other words, it's reminding you of what a good movie looks like and that you should be watching that instead

[@kevinsmithfan37]

@@aidenemerson670 Na, more like I spent 98% of the movie laughing ironically and was caught off guard by a single piece of good writing I didn't see coming

[@coltenmielke5146]

OMG!!! You imitating the girls doing CPR had me DYING!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣I think I replayed 13:11 20X LOL

[@coltenmielke5146]

It just gets funnier! LOL

[@TukkyHD]

LOOOOOOOOL😢

[@jonathanaucapina153]

Save coyote versus Acme there is still a chance this movie will come out hopefully

[@parris.m]

Dude I know exactly what you mean. It's like when 4 characters in a sitcom go on a double date and there's an over the top parody movie of a franchise in the real world that they're seeing. Hollywood is just making those movies now.

[@franciscozamorano3896]

The original plot was leaked a while ago before the film reshoots. It had a strong terminator-like plot, where Ezekiel goes back in time to kill Peter's mom that's why the film is set in 2003. So the future madame web sends visions to the 2003 madame to warn her, she still gets her powers the same way.Emma Roberts had a bigger role before the reshoots, The reason girls go with Peter's mom was to protect the baby.

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

RIP Captain Epps

[@Moonqo1]

He's an allstar!

[@jordanstovall8150]

Anyone else notice the guy on the subway playing the PSP? Guess Sony forgot their own product came out in 2005

[@3CFilms]

Oh right😂

[@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8]

Well New York *is* a whole new level of crazy these days..

[@TheWatcherFilms]

Imagine sitting through a bad movie AND THEN sitting through the entire end credits just for there to be no end credit scene

[@Beezle66]

"WHAT ARE WE? SOME KINDA MADAM WEBS..?"

[@citystar2318]

“Hilarious …and dumb.” All I need to know, 😂

[@spectacularspiderfan9135]

The Amazone line about her mom sounds so AI-generated and like Amazon's Alexa....

[@unknowncozmicentity]

"It's peter borning time" was my favorite line frr

[@Cinemaman5]

Chrisis recreation of the cpr scene was so aquarium but uet so damn funny

[@eknoordhaliwal9757]

14:49 Chris had me dead with his reaction 😂😂😭

[@hollowhead23]

"new york city is getting a whole new level of crazy these days" 😂

[@eoinoneill8549]

Anyone else think Deadpool could be getting set up as a the MCU beyonder? Pulls all his fav Marvel characters into battle world and then Doom takes his power

[@crowevil4658]

Dakota Johnson will always be remembered for Suspiria (2018) for me. Madame Web nearly ruins that image for me.

[@josealbertomartinez9739]

Ben is dying to be an uncle

[@itsjohn7848]

My favorite line was when madame web said, “Its Madame-webbing time!”

[@akir7582]

It's Madame Time🕸

[@TheManInTheRedHat]

My absolute favorite line of this film is when she goes back in time and she sees her mom explain that Madame Webb had like a disease as a baby and she's says, with literallly the emotional peak of a piece of wood, "Mom, you did care..." Bruh me and the other 6 people in the movie burst out laughing.

[@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8]

And she says 'I always hated my mom' - since when? Cause she died in childbirth?

[@MarylynVicuna]

@@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8 because the mom does make it seem that way. She’s in the jungle 9 months pregnant. Then MW found out it was to save her😢

[@theghettopreacher]

I have never ever EVER heard anyone say “hangry.” I don’t know why they are still trying to make that a thing. 😆🤮

[@jsonmnz27]

She went to Peru to hang out with paddington bruh

[@HungerBoy2000]

I was the first like and I've been watching you for the past couple of months I love watching your man You are cool and a lot of the movies I I'm about to watch but come out this year will be because of you.

[@MarkSantos3729]

the pumping motion under the desk got me cracking on the floor.

[@matdro]

I got here as soon I saw this video pop up on my feed 😂

[@JKyouma]

The whole movie seems like a group of friends in middle school creating some sort of superhero movie for a project..

[@oliVER3748]

I actually thought this movie was fun 🤷‍♂️. Yeah some of the dialogue/exposition was rough 😬, but I thought Dakota and Sydney were great. Also the glimpses we see of the spiderwomen in action were f*cking awesome!!! I would love to see these characters again! 😎

[@cjgamer6356]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes this movie

[@paweljromanowskithepussy]

Oooof

[@cjgamer6356]

@@paweljromanowskithepussy why are you saying oof

[@lindamagagula7476]

​@@cjgamer6356I wanted to go and see this movie 👈🙏💯😎🕷️🕸️

[@gwina64]

5:51 they do so much exposition to tell us how the bird lived 😂 but then we get no context as to how the ghost projection powers work

[@merksmovies25]

Your CPR bit cracked me up. You nailed it

[@swedishdogeYT]

This feels like if spider-man lotus all over again

[@sebastianpaz1138]

Can’t wait for this movie to hit digital I’ll have my own opinion on this

[@NabbitWorld7447]

Did you catch that the end scenes music was a derivative of the spider-man ps4 theme, 98% the same.

[@CraneOnaKrane]

13:13 WTH bro😂

[@jasonvoorhees310]

"Uuhhggg, she's not going to let me finish"😂😂😂

[@Physcochema7457]

Someone clip Chris doing the CPR bit😂

[@3CFilms]

Noooooo😂😂😂

[@lindamagagula7476]

​​​@@3CFilmswhat up Chris. I have listening to your spoiler review for Madame Web. They are so hilarious sometimes 😂🤣😂😂🤣there are some facts appearing on KZbin saying that a man was mastubrating on Sydney Sweeney.

[@natepinkman]

3c knows how to oil me up

[@VALENTINEproductions]

The girl from ghostbusters also mentions James Jonah Jameson is her uncle...

[@Not_that_castro284]

My favorite line was when Madame web said “the names Web…. Madame Web…”

[@ericjohnson3140]

No Spider-man, Spider-man that's so raven, Terminator Spider-girl movie.

[@ericjohnson3140]

Two likes. I’m famous.

[@Skip2LOU]

I swear, I appreciate Morbius so much now 😂

[@3CFilms]

Same

[@LiamBoyle-r8x]

“This is cardboard,, I can’t even fold it”

[@raysinterweb]

3c films? More like 3c film us making a movie if you know what I mean films 😳

[@ARATNAMEDWOLFGANG]

Chris bro I love when you upload while im at the skate park dude, great way to relax after a session and your wearing a HUF shirt!!!

[@dtmuhddanishbindtkishra1538]

Am I the only one who thinks that some shots of Sydney Sweeney in this movie look like the human version of M.E.G.A.N?

[@lamikiminach9503]

Why did I think this was nikocado from the thumbnail 😭

[@3CFilms]

Banned

[@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8]

Oof

[@Starboy70604]

13:07 I was basically thinking the same thing too! God I’m so happy that I’m not alone!

[@Bukks23]

Ayooo 13:11 has me dead 😂😂😂this cris guy ffs but nah I knew this movie would be a disaster

[@Dizcreti]

Thank you 3C FILMS for sacrificing your time and dignity for us and watching the movie for us😌💯💯🌭

[@itzfrenchieboy661]

We’re not going going to Peru right? Nvm we are in Peru 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@we_hate_sweats]

The ultimate line has to be in Ezekiel’s dream: my spider-they took my spider 😐

[@thenerdywave2007]

Great Video Cris! This movie is so bad and worst than MORBIUS! 👍

[@MoistMan772]

This review had me crying 😂 thank you Chris

[@kidkaden5139]

"The 2003 immersion is gone buddy" had me dying oml everhthing u said up till that point had me in disbelief

[@theGUTTERproject]

I live in NYC and trust me. She wouldn't have gotten far with that cab. There's cameras on the street lights for traffic violations. They take pictures of your violation, and then send it to you in the mail with a ticket. It happened to my mom once. They have video camera as well on most stores and banks.

[@theGUTTERproject]

Pretty much every street corner lol

[@SmileyJoneso_o]

Never been here this early

[@ajytabbott2004]

Madame Web: *watches Ezekiel kill numerous people* Also Madame Web: "Your parents can take care of this."

[@DJSpacePug]

My favorite part of “Madame Web” was the Morbius end credit scene.

[@jimjamespaultyrone]

I’m so glad I talked myself out of going to see it.

[@nlcc17years]

in my opinion me personally, I really love the movie and I think it was a lot better improvement to Morbius

[@lostinmyimagination7485]

Poor chris. They broke him. But the reenactment of the CPR scene took me out! I loved it cause thats what Hollywood does so u nailed it!! I havent seen this movie and will wait to stream it. I streamed Morbius cause i HAD to see how bad it was for myself. Guess ill add this train wreck to my list. Great video.

[@Wookie_Lover77]

if they were gonna connect spider man to this movie, why would they decide not to do it with tobey maguire’s spider man? Why would they choose andrew’s? Makes 0 sense.

[@carinahatlevoll153]

Because madam webb was meant to connect with hardys venom to and tobey allready have venom.

[@Wookie_Lover77]

@@carinahatlevoll153 So? There’s this thing called a multiverse, and as such there exists a universe where tobey maguire’s spider man hadn’t yet faced venom

[@carinahatlevoll153]

@@Wookie_Lover77 i understand that but looks like tobey are inn deadpool movie and tom is going to be spiderman still inn mcu. Then is only Andrew left Who hasent a movie or franchise for him ao i do understand why they fight for Andrew spiderman(fans) but I would have clone saga with Andrew and mcu behind not ssu since Andrew dosent need to go back to bad movies again

[@Wookie_Lover77]

@@carinahatlevoll153 your talking about that leaked photo of tobey talking to wolverine, that’s a photoshop

[@carinahatlevoll153]

@@Wookie_Lover77 nope many Who has innside sources keep saying he is inn it.

[@fifaultimateteamclips]

I can’t wait for Madame web 2 where morbius is the villain and becomes the next heath ledger joker 😂