Why Did You Send THIS To Me?!?

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Schlatt opens 3 year old packages from his PO Box. I'm sure all of the packages will be safe to open and will bring him lots of joy.
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[@jschlattLIVE]

My PO Box is closed now by the way. Don’t bother sending more graduation invites. Thanks.

[@BlackWidow5681]

I’m sending a traffic cone edit:HOLY HELL SO MUCH LIKES THANK YOU

[@Magearna-]

schlatt please let us out the basement

[@PotatoeKool]

:(

[@Crimsrn]

ok schladdy daddy

[@Berdemí]

You forgot the cocaine i sended

[@Berd]

im glad he finally got my obama candle

[@SOLV3NT__]

Hi berd :)

[@mattthegamer172]

makes sense

[@Person_5319]

Hi

[@kiwo579]

DID YOU CUM ON THE SIDE OF IT

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

ombamna

[@zerrierslizer1]

fun fact: the Graduation thing was in fact something that was planned. i traced the internet for a bit, and found a post on Reddit from 4 years ago talking about "how funny it would be to do that to a KZbinr when they open a PO Box"

[@jackqtvsstuff715]

Link? Or sub? Name of post? I wanna read the comments

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@jackqtvsstuff715 my guy, it is nearly 2am... imma catch some z's first yeah? then i can scower through Reddit again to find it. my log is removed every time i close the browser lol.

[@BESTGRASS]

I literally sent mine to so many KZbinrs (I am the rolling out the red carpet person lol)

[@Raycrazy-Studios-YT]

Ha😂

[@brenben10]

Nah, I was a HS senior in 2022. That's when it became a trend on tiktok to send your grad invites to big companies and celebrities. People started posting about getting responses and it just blew up from there lol. Saw someone get a letter from the president at one point

[@AquasPetSpider]

Btw Schlatt, the first letter to Jambo was just coded into "bitch"

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture_]

*don’t read my name\*

[@The1LooseBrick]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_shut up

[@xirus_1008]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok

[@randomcarno11]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok I wont

[@Unlike_Monster]

I hate how I gen learned to write and read the whole Minecraft language as a 12 yr old. 💀💀💀

[@allbiourselves5482]

I was the person who sent the letter at 8:17 I have actually NOT graduated yet, and i DID fail the assignment. Thanks, schart! 👍

[@starvedeggmanissocool]

Damn

[@goldberg91]

nice!

[@connor7272]

Why out of all people, schlatt

[@Raton20]

Good

[@johnnytrigger300]

Damn

[@zenerstorm95]

The graduation invites is actually a plot YEARS in the making. Seriously how could anyone have seen that coming?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@BonkedCat]

E

[@crisbelost]

Me because I was the master mind schalty

[@Serfboard1220]

E

[@joebob7958]

E

[@TheCrystonian]

I love how you can tell that in some of those packages Schlatt regrets not opening sooner. Like the Rammy calender

[@NubE-Co]

for god sake, it's been 3 years due to Schlatt being an old man that has seen the meteorite that killed all the dinosaurs

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@Idkbrowhat2do]

Like the book

[@RematodeRanger]

Schlooner*

[@snowyarts5798]

Handy tip guys! If you want to invite schlatt to a grad party, make sure to send it 3 years before you graduate!

[@BESTGRASS]

Real ( I’m the rolling out the red carpet person)😭

[@apple-de8tx]

Still in time for your college graduation! And your wedding! And the birth of your first child!

[@yeli3145]

shiii, means i have to send mines now cuz in 3 years i get my bachelors degree lol

[@NubE-Co]

finishing collage is just showing that you are old

[@Robocrab-td8dr]

​@@NubE-CoYou can really feel the aches in your bones and your thinning mental capacity in your twenties

[@north_s1de]

"im not coming to your graduation party" Invitation : 4 Years Ago

[@jipsa5148]

Timestamps: 0:00 Start 17:40 End

[@DraganOfficial]

thank you

[@swedishZ0mBi3]

Very helpful, thanks!

[@jellyss4300]

Thank you :D

[@BunFrFr]

Thank god

[@elvhadarei4521]

Thank

[@samurexatlas7373]

"A forgotten language" That is Enchantment.

[@hamsi_bey4850]

he probably didn't realise because he is not a NERD!!!!!

[@hehe_gt]

womp womp

[@curri6701]

Benevolent Edit: But g rah

[@curri6701]

Why not

[@curri6701]

Nhgnglgse

[@nathan584]

Crazy that toaster is actually kinda rare and sought after by collecters of old appliances. Doesn't surprise me considering there's people in this world obsessed with fire alarms like pokemon

[@zerkker6096]

Schlongula literally has warlocks in his audience, who tf else would send him this kind of shit 😭💀

[@Adrig-R]

Tf is “scholngula” bro I’m dying 😭

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@logemcdoge4620]

Probably highschoolers

[@RandomTroller1234]

He doesn't get any breaks, his fans are just wild asf 💀

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

Minecrafters 🙏

[@lemon2079]

15:15 “I would like to show you my gratitude with my package” 🤨

[@Cardboard_Stitches]

well if you insist

[@JTF-B]

what am I witnessing

[@johnlime1469]

3:08 I feel bad for the guy that sent in the genuine heartfelt letter.

[@DABASSCOW]

was it you

[@binay413963]

​@@DABASSCOWlol

[@xdeep_freeze3684]

@@DABASSCOW yeah it was me. i was the heartfelt letter.

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

@@xdeep_freeze3684 :0

[@tandemmusic1]

his first mistake was sending a heartfelt letter to jschlatt

[@FreakFlame]

So nice of "Jing Jing Schlatt" to finally show all the wonderful gifts he's received over the years

[@JustPinging]

Quick advice! Since schlatt closed his P.O. Box, there’s actually still a way to send him mail, just send it to 900 Red River Street, Austin Texas!

[@nobodynever4326]

If you want to be sure that he opens YOUR package, just travel there yourself and stare at him through the window every evening

[@eiprilfoss2294]

Did you just post the address of a gay night club.

[@eeveeblazelol]

@@eiprilfoss2294 obviously, since mr shliingleberry frequents there quite often

[@gavin6850]

@@eiprilfoss2294how you know that?🤨📸

[@K..C]

@@eiprilfoss2294 📸

[@Shinochaos]

rest in peace schloggert i cant believe after serving the military it was a toaster from the 1920s that took him out

[@AdamAJST]

Schloggert

[@RegularName0]

​@@AdamAJSTSchloggert​

[@wika1117]

@@RegularName0 Schloggert​

[@RipChilly3273]

​@@PeiceofNick Nah it's gotta be an air fryer from the 1960's

[@RyanSoltani]

Apparently the dozens of graduation invites was a plan years in the making, with a Reddit post saying how funny It’d be to send him all of those 😂💀

[@DrLuxar]

😂😂

[@tumors_bread]

😂😂

[@thefrenchtechman]

do you have a link by any chance?

[@i_DestroyBrainCells5235]

It was funny

[@Hii-nk8tp]

MY DAD JUST SAID “Is that schlatt????” HOW TF DOES HE KNOW?

[@unknownthecat]

he recognizes schleenut butter

[@JillCheese]

Real recognize real and schlatt

[@pou-c]

"I haven't met him since 1999!"

[@Stressedartist]

@@pou-cNAHH

[@BrotherBot3000]

@@pou-cHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Toastedfrenchfrog]

Scat Going insane after a barrage of Graduation invitations is casually a moment of fear for the witnesses of 99'

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@gleepglorp3]

@PhoenixPhantom-oh4ui The schlongulator

[@wobwoop]

@PhoenixPhantom-oh4uihe just called him scat…

[@Ronald98]

Not scat! 🤢🤮

[@hihello5753]

:D

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

‘Schlatt’ doesn’t know that we all sent it collectively. We are a hive mind. The Shlerpinator doesn’t know.

[@Harrychu104]

S

[@CloverOT]

S

[@tonnermi]

S

[@marcusr.hansen5361]

S

[@thisisaname38]

S

[@LucasOliveira-tr1vf]

To anyone wondering, the enchantment table letter to jambo is just a list of the different types of cheese. It says: "Cheddar, Parmigiano. Reggiano, Roquefort, Arie, Gruyere, Feta, Mozzarella, Manchego, Gorgonzola, Epoisses, Swiss cheese, Gouda cheese, Mountereyjack, Muenster cheese, Provolone, Blue cheese, Camembert, Irish cheddar, Havarti,"(this is not the full letter) truly beautiful.

[@dback50]

Beautiful

[@KingOfAluminum]

Wait that's sick

[@hargel3870]

For anyone who's wondering that letter to Jambo is written in enchantment table. I would have translated it but the Maniac who wrote that forgot to add spaces making it way to much work to translate

[@emma_nutella58]

It almost like Schlitoris is still here with us. Unfortunately the feds got to him first. Fly high big guy🕊️

[@endergolem9977]

Emma, you're a Connor and Schlatt viewer too? Jesus, that explains everything

[@kanyewestlover47]

SCHLITORIS HELP ME

[@Finkle76]

Rest in Peace my Schligga

[@Yourrui_en]

Why can't my boyfriend find my Schlitoris Big Sad D:

[@nathannaude1006]

schligga...

[@cuddamationsstudios8980]

0:00 “aww, for Jambo” Process to open letter *DEFLATES*

[@SeaBunni0]

That letter was written in minecraft enchantment table, which makes it even funnier since I can read it

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260]

@@SeaBunni0 What does it read? I don’t understand the ancient language of Minecraft enchant table.

[@SeaBunni0]

@@ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260 I can't really be sure and I don't really feel like translating. The image is too low quality and the camera keeps moving.

[@pennydreadfuls_]

@@SeaBunni0 my video quality dropped to like 144p cause my connection is awful and i thought it was kurt cobains suicide note for a second

[@hajebde8282]

its the standard galactic language, you can translate it

[@SherbertLand]

"if you have to look up a test to tell you wether or not you're gay, you most likely are" *Schlatt asking a magic 8 ball if he's straight*

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Kinda like "thinking about the game makes you lose the game" type deal.

[@ninja8flash742]

​@@EeveeRealSenpai frick I was winning that game for so long

[@owenpieper8862]

i just lost the game

[@grmpf]

See, he technically didn't ask if he was gay, it doesn't count. Checkmate, schliberals!

[@stacklysm]

Lost the game again, why?????

[@stoopid.ideeit]

“Aww from Jambo” Sends enchantment letters

[@Jedwerd]

Good to see “Schlank” finally started trusting mailboxes enough to open them. I thought that after that stunt he pulled in ‘99, he’d be paranoid forever

[@BlackWidow5681]

Ah yes shit my favorite KZbinr

[@wot7969]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@BlackWidow5681Ah yes schlut my favorite youtuber

[@anthonyst-onge]

@PhoenixPhantom-oh4uiAh yes « Shaloupe » my favorite youtuber

[@qwertyuiop8795]

@@anthonyst-onge ah yes, schwank, my favorite -music artist- content creator

[@user-tired]

this just once again proves that schlarg's whole community is a hivemind. their sense of humor matches his perfectly

[@Astrojox_]

Except for weezer

[@Watermelon_King1]

@@Astrojox_Scheezer*

[@SnowyRibbons]

props to the dude/chick who sent a whole ass gaming microwave, you are amazing.

[@195p2]

"jadolf schitler" really enjoyed this big load of fanmail

[@lindseytaylor3793]

12:00 bro just became the most recent victim of the American Anthrax Attacks(which, oddly enough, was the SECOND most notable event to take place in september of 2001)

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@lolcat6022]

I was thought of the same thing

[@captainkerrigan]

16:24 .... at least I got thumbnail privileges

[@Aurora_Animates]

Yoooo

[@Aurora_Animates]

👏👏

[@sunflowerhandler]

you made the little figure? it's really adorable

[@captainkerrigan]

@@sunflowerhandler I did :) thank you!

[@TacoGalaxy7]

i love how they just sent an entire scroll of enchanting table symbols to jambo casually

[@acegrantson]

he'll understand it, this is jambo

[@sunnyhinotori2]

At the time it sounded like a good idea. Can’t recall what compelled me to do that

[@endergolem9977]

I dare you to translate the entire Bible in the Enchanted alphabet and send it to him one day

[@Toast64987]

Schlum shot never fails to fill me up with a warm and good feeling

[@emmalehto4144]

11:28 you mf it took 3 fucking years to open that package so no wonder all the snacks were spoiled 🤚🙄 - emma & laura

[@Specialfella-19]

At least you didn't send a high school graduation invitation

[@ronja8031]

MOIKKA EMMA T: RONJA

[@emmalehto4144]

@@ronja8031 MOIKKA RONJA! T:EMMA

[@J-h.1_0]

Schlaasi on aika on aika tyhmä, eiks ookki.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@Sleepypilled]

inviting a youtuber to your graduation is next level parasocial interaction

[@Japieeh]

ok so it's not something normal for americans got it, these are just weirdos

[@shwars576]

Yeah if they’re of high school graduation age no mincraft youtuber would be interested way too old

[@chai8941]

I mean yes but tbh I feel like people know Schlatt’s persona enough to know that it’ll just bother him. That is, send it on purpose because it’d be fucking funny to watch him have a mental breakdown over it. And as we have seen it worked like a charm

[@phoenics0912]

I really wonder how many of them were unironic invites 💀

[@JokingAroundInternet]

@@phoenics0912 I would bet it's arount 10%

[@Dark_Protea]

14:20 As Thai, I'd say that chocalate and another snack is pretty decent. But 3 years?? HELL NAW man 💀💀💀

[@lemarsh387]

those red things can last pretty long in room temperature... but Id doubt it even made it past shipping without melting

[@williamheng4801]

I hate those, i hate the residue thats left on the top of my mouth

[@idioticbuffoon8960]

9:35 of course schlitler saves the furry porn

[@idioticbuffoon8960]

Also if he doesn't want it anymore I'll take it

[@hugolindquist]

@@idioticbuffoon8960 you thought nobody would see this but i did. also same

[@sir_Floofington]

@@hugolindquistyou also thought, maybe not that, but you thought. I would too though.

[@aedan742]

@@sir_Floofington you might have maybe thought that he thought that you thought nothing of this comment about the creator of this comment, thinking about how he thought about wanting to save the furry porn that schlatt saved for later, but alas, i thought that you thought that he thought that schlought thought.

[@joedingo7022]

​@@aedan742 oxiw brain sstrokew timae

[@olancorcoran]

We’re living in the timeline where Schlatt is the least problematic MCCC

[@RedSpiritVR]

Wheeeeeee

[@Crafty_boy70]

Hermitcraft: Am I a joke to you?

[@p1xelat3d]

He's not a an MCCC

[@Catnippy]

what the fuck is an mccc

[@p1xelat3d]

@@Catnippy minecraft content creator

[@Cryman819]

0:47 That 8-Ball only said that out of fear... we all know slatts real attraction is towards men

[@jeremytitus9519]

His only attraction is to mayhem

[@DramaticBatu]

He is also attracted to the towers

[@Lezm]

The AI has gotten so good.. is that a robot? It’s so realistic, I almost cried at remembering my terrible experience from how realistic he is, fly high Schlump 🕊️

[@cadenjacob5575]

5:06 i can’t shit properly while im fucking laughing💀💀💀

[@BillsworldToonz98]

You’re watching it on the toilet

[@gimmiekiwi]

​@Space-nj5vt helps the shit come out 👍

[@raizenmazoku1519]

15:35 him coming to terms with corrupting the youth

[@devinbrady8503]

Timestamps: 0:00 For Jambo 0:11 For Schlatt 0:23 Not Cat Food 0:54 Century-Old Toaster 1:49 Contractual Obligation💰 2:51 I've Been Feeling Very Alone 2:58 Monkey Painting 3:16 Schlatt's Flag 3:24 I'm A Woman 3:39 Listening with Headphones 3:45 Tennessee Care Package 3:48 Spider-Man 3:52 Plastic Beach 3:53 Schlatt's Perfume Sampler 4:06 Anne Frank's Diary 4:17 Bible CD Collection 4:37 Obama Candle 5:31 Claiming the B in LGBT 5:38 Little Girl Camera 5:50 Microwave Keyboard 6:46 "Elon Musk" by Walter Isaacson 7:10 Hatt 7:24 Schlatt's Favorite Song 7:34 Sign and Send Back 7:47 Sign and Send Back 2: Electric Schloogaloo 7:52 Sign and Send Back 3: 3 Years Too Late 8:07 Graduation Card 8:17 Sign and Send Back 4: Already Graduated 8:29 Graduation Card 8:41 Graduation Card 8:45 "The Audacity of Hope" by Barack Obama 9:07 Nicholas Cage 9:15 Schlatt's New Favorite Book 9:39 Graduation Card 9:44 Slimecicle Left the Podcast 10:01 Dear Schlatt, Fuck you... 10:08 50₵ 10:20 Graduation Card 10:23 Graduation Card 10:29 High School Project 10:34 Graduation Card 10:55 Graduation Card 11:02 Graduation Card 11:13 Graduation Card 11:19 Graduation Card 11:29 Graduation Card 11:44 Not Graduation Card 11:57 "Mystery" Powder 12:12 Crochet Jambo 12:16 Schlatt Got His Order Mixed In With the Submissions 12:41 Schlatt's New Subscription 13:18 Graduation Card 13:24 Jschlatt Token of Appreciation 13:54 This Better Have Food 14:04 3XL 14:12 3 Year Old Candy 14:23 Another Shirt... 13:32 Brokeback Mountain 14:41 Schlatt's Favorite Spongebob Episode 14:53 Stamp 15:03 Jing Jing Schlatt 15:11 Favorite Franchises 15:24 Neti Pot 15:34 Started At 10 15:45 2023 Calendar 15:58 Graduation Card 16:08 Not Graduation Card 16:23 Mini Schlatt 16:27 First 9/11 Joke 16:40 Schlatt Drawing 16:43 Crochet Schlatt 16:50 Unmarked Black Box 16:59 Graduation Card 17:08 Graduation Card 17:21 Schlatt's Life Outro Like if he should open the P.O. box again

[@somegirlfanatic]

Yo this is underrated! Thanks for the stamps

[@SomethingInteresting-nw2um]

somebody already did the time stamps

[@RealRedB]

Better timestamps: Start 00:00 End 17:40

[@SomethingInteresting-nw2um]

@@RealRedB fr this is just it sumed up so much better

[@oldraccoon3688]

I like how it went from Bible CD collection into Obama candle and then into claiming B in LGBT

[@sergio-179]

Wow didnt expect Schlatt canonicly die in the end of this one. RIP, the 1999 ripper

[@nobodynever4326]

Finally gotten rid of the menace

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

your pfp ew

[@adriscloudy]

change ur pfp yuck

[@Coristic121]

why is ur pfp wilbur the man's a rapist

[@maxiwaxipads]

a badly aged pfp-

[@ttvdystance]

5:57 “DUDE it’s a fucking microwave” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

“Mikerwave”

[@doodles4878]

Honestly though that toaster is one of the maddest things I’ve ever seen. Absolutely awesome.

[@finmun]

The paper at the start of the video is just a list of cheeses with european origins: cheddar, parmigiano, reggiano, roquefort, brie, gruyere, feta, Only translated the first two lines because I don't feel like reading all that.

[@LikelyHexoadine]

its a list of cheese

[@CrystaIDrag0n]

I’m not the only one to read it and suffer

[@ramshaahmed-lm5lz]

5:22 I love how in this moment you can hear the guy chuckle softly

[@niklnax8452]

I always had a feeling there was something up, because schlatt was known by many kids in my grade (class of 22), but the grad invites just prove how much jschlatt speaks to my generation

[@Wps129]

btw for anyone wondering the text in the beginning is the Minecraft enchantment table text also know as SGA (Standard Galactic Alphabet) I highly recommend doing some research into as I have learned and become fluent in it myself and it is a very fun thing to practice

[@anattemptwasmade]

"fluent in it" It's literally just english with a font 💀

[@1boldearth]

My dad decoded it by himself as a teenager when he played the Commander Keen series (the original game series the Standard Galactic Alphabet is from) :)

[@Gunbudder]

LOL i forgot that Notch used SGA in minecraft. i recognized SGA from just playing way too much Commander Keen growing up. that makes way more sense that its the minecraft text because writing that much SGA by hand is insane

[@DorisRivera0791]

I thought it was a zodiac letter

[@скерц]

@@anattemptwasmade I think he means that he can write and read it fast and not spend seconds to remember just a letter

[@RadsHunter]

"Sclerosis" was baffled by the sheer amount of our graduation invites.

[@purplezillaz]

SCLEROSIS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kaqui3957]

Sclerosis sounds like some back disease lmao 😂

[@RadsHunter]

Since people seem confused about sclerosis, here's the Google definition. a pathological condition in which a tissue has become hard and which is produced by overgrowth of fibrous tissue and other changes (as in arteriosclerosis) or by increase in interstitial tissue and other changes (as in multiple sclerosis) called also hardening.

[@somemusicdude]

i’m so glad “schlutt” decided to go to everybody’s graduation party, so heartwarming.

[@Bigboyman123]

11:00 Schlatt said calmy

[@GMDTurbo]

I’m 12 minutes in and someone sent him anthrax. Wonderful.

[@the_linguist_ll]

He’s built up a tolerance

[@LtTacocaT]

14:50 THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO.

[@ironnnnnnnnn]

i love how Jing Jing Schlatt threw the furry prn book into the saved items pile

[@sauvagess]

Eric W. Schwartz makes some good stuff.

[@TXTSU_RL]

@@sauvagess fax

[@KaibaKid_]

5:50: frankly, that’s a lot better quality than I thought it was gonna be.

[@dabatman5187]

Glad to see people give all their possessions to Schlatt. We’re becoming more and more of a cult every day

''Aww for Jambo'' *Proceeds to open ancient Greek language*

[@ajorozco671]

I swear I seen you for the past few days

[@InfamousSwoosh]

*you've opened my heart schlatt*

[@VoicelessTelevision]

HE ONLY UPLOADED A MINUTE AGO BAHAHGASJHDGASKDHFAJSDF

[@batteryacid6634]

Hi swoosh

[@Nekosummer2009]

Hewo

[@idk.k4L3]

Why are we all this early

[@AIIy3000]

Swoooooooooooosh?

[@Richworld-of-fun]

17:24 😂 it’s like when you glitch when you’re friends online and someone dies, and they couldn’t able to help them

[@AIIy3000]

I remember watching Schlatt when I got home from school and half the videos were age restricted now I’m forced to watch them in his basement because I got to close to finding out what happened in 99

[@memento9397]

This is so relatable 😂😂😂

[@lizardlover9630]

16:45 thats the first time i've genuinely heard him be surprised

[@The_Official_AC]

As the 13 year old girl who had been a fan since she was 10 at 15:45, it is safe to say I am now 15 almost 16 and still watching. I don't even remember what I wrote lmao probably something stupid.

[@sidney4357]

SINCE YOU WERE TEN???? LOG OUT!!!!!! (affectionate)

[@shoe777]

@@sidney4357 do you think,, shes still ten??

[@TheAkrillion]

GET OFF THE INTERNET!!!! (derogatory)

[@kkTeaz]

I feel so young bcs you're older than I am aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@MoonSt0n3]

@@kkTeazbro get off the internet. I did long lasting damage to me. I’m 21 now and looking back I shouldn’t have been here so early

[@DangerGoose_0]

I love watching Schlatt going insane over graduation invites.

[@nopenope-ds5rf]

the 8 ball called him straight and his viewers continued to call him bisexual throughout the video. This is art.

[@SortaNonymousPerson]

Loved watching Slart get Anthraxed by those two Swedish girls ❤️ 11:58

[@ibringfuckery7159]

Was it not Finnish?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@mc_jojo3]

@@ibringfuckery7159 tomato tomato ;)

[@MaukasSorsa]

Finnish*

[@commandercorl1544]

SUOMI, EI RUOTSI!!!!!!

[@foxfire8284]

Schlatt, I have a toaster from the 1920s as well. I paid $15 for it and it works similarly to yours, though yours is fancier. Mine does work and I use it. I dare you to try to toast a piece of bread with yours. Mine does two pieces in 1:40

[@juice6199]

1:40 I got up out of my chair and said out loud, "Schlatt, you gotta use the toaster. Don't let me down big guy." Glad to see you heard me and followed through.

[@pootch1969]

The reason he got the graduation invitation is ironically bc the po box wasnt being used, so mostly people who wanted to take a chance sent it there

[@bush2137]

You should really send that book to aztro, she would really appreciate it as an artist and a furry

[@euridiice]

the diary of anne frank?!??

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

@@euridiice furries love the anne frank book, this is just common knowledge buddy

[@Tom..Shelby]

Why?

[@carlpapa123]

Probably the other one​@@euridiice

[@sytchnoth]

​​@@Tom..Shelby It's something about their rich Jewish clients.

[@deadturret4049]

Bro almost got a whole ass kitchen in his PO box.

[@kostis9081]

17:27 I like how he acts like he wasn't dead before

[@C4ndy_add1ctXD]

Real

[@foxiesboimaybe]

I like how the video progressively gets more and more blurry as it goes on

[@vulperine8807]

3:39 this one is a legend

[@chillmac64]

My man got the jackpot fr

[@shorkyishear5430]

he's got a lot of grad parties to make it to, don't wanna miss those

[@zenopprower]

6:46 "This package is straight" Unlike you darling

[@Drywalleat]

💀

[@_Sapphires4YourLove_]

The funniest thing is all of this was seen 3 years later so all of the graduation letters were not seen until now💀

[@norapallen984]

16:10 “Oh”

[@filippturbin5101]

Jschlatt is gotta be one of the best content creator out there. Keep going bro!!

[@konger6069]

the pic of trevor at 5:49 had me in tears

[@fladeemhelcarreon]

Send it backs: 5 Graduation party invitations: 15

[@adnankhalid8457]

Can't wait to rewatch this 30 times untill the next video comes out

[@letsdancekitties]

11:11 dude got invited to black tigers graduation party

[@carbonnuts603]

party

[@ngc2020]

HOW IS HE NOT GRATEFUL TO HAVE A HOTPOINT TOASTER? I CAN TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS, "SCHLATT."

[@themagicboy6548]

Ikr, I really did fix it for him

[@joobus-stoobus-magoobus]

I can't believe "Schletdown" didn't go to a single one of the graduation parties he was invited to. That being said, it's probably for the best.

[@sshank1B901]

the amount of graduation invitations is crazzy

[@AJ9-]

Bro I graduated with the girl at 8:10 😭😭

[@erickrodriguez7234]

bro 💀💀

[@erickrodriguez7234]

is she bad

[@MatthewSoares123]

@@erickrodriguez7234no way. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@blu-blu-blu-blu]

I'm glad so many friendly people can have jschlatt's replacement AI go to their graduation party!

[@Zo1dus]

15:18 BEAST WARS MENTIONED!!!!

[@jessea4438]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD ANIMATION?!!!!

[@shockwave_edits9568]

​@@jessea4438 WE DONT NEED THAT SHIT

[@slavdecepticon]

WHAT IS A TERRIBLE SEQUEL???

[@Jornag]

You know, I hear toaster from the 1920s are waterproof, “Schlatt” should take a bath with it.

[@Stella.22g]

He shouldn't, the toaster will get coated on the man milk he exudes from his skin

[@themagicboy6548]

It's a perfectly good toaster too

[@AXEY_THE_AXALOTL]

Time stamps 0:00 start 17:40 end 99:59:59 after end

[@Oddyall]

3:59 of course you would

[@Schlanket]

Man. Schlank really is the man of existence. Truly a truly.

[@TheFunlandTeam]

6:06 Now you have two

[@chaed308]

15:21 DUDE ACTUAL PEAK BEAST WARS??

[@varunraut7331]

I love how it never occurs to schlatt that there might be a microwave in the microwave box until he opens it.

[@Ladman.Mp4]

A gaming microwave