I Took Discover Card to the Cleaners | Joey Diaz

The Church of What's Happening Now Podcast
Episode 611
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Steve Rannazzisi
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[@dp-mason]

"I wont admit to stealing Acura rims, I'm too careful for that ... anyways, I was selling coke to this guy"

[@ey3z4ya]

Lmao

[@GoodBaLIsTicS]

“Chic-a-Fil sandwiches” 😂😂

[@heisenberg5307]

In case anyone wondered. It's illegal now for credit card companies to recruit new cardholders at a campus now.

[@kirkquintero3893]

Shit, big companies do whatever they want brotha n worry bout tht slap on the wrist consequences later

[@prometheusjackson8787]

Too bad college still rapes you

[@mjay4700]

But they'll get your mailing address from the college somehow and your box will be full of student offers.

[@Classic7-4-7]

Lol now it's online ads

[@tommyfu9271]

Sure but they'll still loan naive 18 year olds 100k for some trash college degree

[@andreranch6161]

Joey got that windex bottle laugh

[@aaronp9835]

André Ranch 😂

[@somerandomarmydude]

He does.

[@pancreations7341]

@Michael ok

[@seancallahan603]

Michael who hurt you?

[@AlexM-mr8of]

Yeah I guess his real laugh is the distinguishable heavy smoker’s laugh loll.

[@Strangestthing1]

All Joey has to do if he's bombing just segway into one of these legendary stories and he'll kill.

[@thatdude169]

WhiteyMcWhiteWhite i would shit my self if he told an epic story

[@aaronp9835]

👍

[@sneakysealpuptv9379]

I love how every uncle Joey story involves stealing an 8 ball 💀

[@RensTop40Playlists]

lmao

[@moewuw]

nice pfp dude lol

[@NewVegasCarrier]

and references to grams of blow

[@RyanHodgdon95]

Joey “scammed the entire system and life itself” Diaz

[@jdeez69]

Generally equates to a crazy life I must admit

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

His story is giving me heart palpitations

[@Wheresmy240]

His story sounds like he's recapping the shit I did years ago as an addict. It brings back gut wrenching memories when I listen to Diaz tell his stories.

[@alexanderharris1778]

It’s contact high

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

@@Wheresmy240 thats why its bothering me, its shit I used to do when I was addicted to h

[@JayAR_YT]

@@eriktruchinskas3747 It's like your cool uncle who gives you tips on what to not do. Maybe it's better than rehab for you sir couldn't say. A good way to concrete your new shit you got going on now today with ole Joey's stories

[@estiloblvck]

They way he says “boulder” 😂 “ bowwwduh”

[@s.velarde1811]

😭😭👍🏼

[@rvnc4985]

I could listen to Joey tell stories all day

[@Patrick.Weightman]

6:09 You can see the pure, unadulterated fear in his face when he heard "blank checks + Joey Diaz"

[@vteckid82]

All they said was the car's name..... "Acura had a car called the Vigor" (starts laughing) WOW lol

[@1234BLISTEX]

Lee's so cute lol he always sounds so surprised and nervous and shit

[@peterholland82]

He's a little pussy bitch

[@shentawadrous7819]

No need to gay it up

[@Anon_Fox]

Lmao if people think he’s a savage now I wonder what Joey was in his prime? Joey “it started off with an eightball” Diaz

[@jordanbaker1991]

Lee's Oh my God adlib makes everything better 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Strangestthing1]

oh my god.😦

[@Patrick.Weightman]

In the morning Diaz eats like a champ but by sundown he's consuming more sugar than a medieval village

[@243wayne1]

Medieval villages didn't have sugar you fuckin' Vigor!

[@jaysonisgreat]

Than a medieval village. I uh.... I don't see how that is an applicable analogy. I might be a little behind on my medieval history though, so what the fuck do I know.

[@yogidemis8513]

Joey needs a "based on true stories documentary TV show" of his life. That would be very interesting to watch.

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

I want a movie made of Joey Diaz's life.

[@dominickm02]

“Collecting WIC” 😂😂

[@Barbarian1244]

This has to be one of my favorite joey Diaz stories of all time that along with The Probation scamming story and the rat infested dumpster story

[@sithsoldier98]

I had a big chip on my shoulder dawg...I was out of controoooooooooolll.....🤣

[@LouSassoleSledgecock]

Joey knew everyone in the world back then and apparently absolutely everyone alive did coke

[@quincyhines8092]

Hahahhahaha the application came back ripped up lolol

[@matthewshinn5839]

joey man funny stuff keep it up we need more

[@quincyhines8092]

Chicken fil sandwich lolol

[@saltygrandpajoe6375]

Those three little pieces of paper where EPIC . 🤫

[@franko8572]

Damn, bro! They wild for this.

[@simeonclegg1576]

The fact that i got a discover car add on this 😭🤣 he still cleaning em out to this day

[@jamiloy7769]

Love you Lee and Joey ❤

[@Sldumas1983]

To funny man this is legendary stuff 😂

[@Icydp]

10:07

[@YuriTardid]

that guy HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@joshchristian6101]

I see Joey also sees credit cards as life bonuses.

[@jdeez69]

The honesty is awesome

[@RensTop40Playlists]

shush😈🇺🇸

[@LorenzoMarch]

The freshly squeeze orange juice 😆

[@aleiterful]

“You did that?” ...”Please”

[@Eastcoastsignature]

Wit the vigor 😆

[@bigkerv2563]

We need a movie about Joey diaz life

[@bandccoresohio]

They should make a sitcom of his life bust it into a series and make dough

[@w.r.carman3328]

Senior year of college, they all sent you invitations. This was in 86. We had fun!

[@GRINGOf10]

LOL legendary story

[@patto2k358]

i got an american express ad on IG after this

[@805max]

Joey “I took discover to the cleaners” Diaz

[@243wayne1]

He didn't though. Discover just tacked it onto his car loan.

[@quincyhines8092]

Hahahhaha they just had to pick a fein

[@thehoov6672]

These new camera angles are the worst. Can't even see the flying Jew!

[@anthonydavis899]

Dude I agree. A couple angles are bad.

[@aponce5394]

He said “ and no Kiki and none of that shit” at 5:30 😂😂

[@sicknado]

"No kiwi , none of that shit.."

[@carsonsasser814]

0:14 when you take a roll of tape out and start using it.

[@estiloblvck]

Joeys laugh is basically a dinosaur

[@spooks7965]

Took the integra 🤣

[@alexhennigh5242]

I love Joey Diaz and his comedy but I feel like he is single handily responsible for why people have to jump through hoops to get shit done or get assistance anymore.

[@jasonantigua6825]

Michael I didn’t!

[@piwok]

I don't think you put enough ads into this video

[@hadleymanmusic]

Got that sabotage poster

[@Bobmob25]

I wish that was still available someone to help get scholarships.

[@LuisA-rw3ul]

7:23 Joey knows every trick of the books

[@Cmoney860]

You mean every trick IN the book? I dunno any tricks of the book..

[@243wayne1]

@@Cmoney860 -Yeah... Luis A is a fuckin' bean eater that dudn't know no betta!

[@patrickcarrillo714]

I love 90s Acuras

[@shaunengle]

Basement of debt😂😂

[@quincyhines8092]

Jeff Jenson Hahahaha

[@MovieJustin]

Okay so Colorado is definitely out for my next move.

[@kingbIIIr]

One of those Chick a Fil sandwiches

[@johnmcclain3838]

Haha Joey said chick a feel sandwiches😂

[@mamaluigi2064]

Damn I need to go work at my local Acura dealership

[@sammydkickinitonaddiction182]

As soon as pell hits they all give cards

[@alantalbert8775]

Thought I would share one of my stories. Big Fan of Joey. COKE TRAILER I was living with my brother and one other roommate and we were all into drugs very heavily acid shrooms crank cocaine mainly cocaine and acid so when you're living in a house with a bunch of drug addicts you tend to start thinking you're being shorted or left out of certain drugs. I was convinced that I was buying more cocaine then I was actually using and that pissed me off to the point that I rented a trailer one time for two weeks. I paid the deposit first month and last and security. I didn't tell anyone that I had done this ,it wasn't uncommon for me to disappear for days or even years at a time. I once told my mom I was going to Tennessee to visit a friend for the weekend and I was going 2 years to the day. Anyway The only reason I rented that trailer was to do cocaine by myself. In that two weeks I do not remember going outside. Going to the store, eating, sleeping,fucking nothing . The only thing I remember about that two weeks is opening the door buying an 8-ball closing the door repeat repeat repeat. I had to have gone out sometime either to a fucking atm or something ,I didn't take all that cash with me. I don't even remember being high in the trailer. I don't remember nothing absolutely nothing but renting it, buying the 8 balls and getting my money back when I left. When I say trailer I mean this was a mobile home in a mobile home trailer park. 2 weeks later I got my first and last rent back plus my deposit. I don't even think I had clothes. Basically I didn't want to share so I went and got my own place. When I left that place I went back to where I lived with my brother and roommate like nothing ever happened . In fact my brother and I later rented a house from the same guy that was the owner of the trailer . He never mentioned it like it never happened in front of my brother . I think you knew what I was doing I might have even seen him in that two-week. I don't know but he knew I was in there doing something that I didn't want anybody to know about . That's two weeks of my life that I have no fucking idea what the hell happened. LOL. Thanks for reading hope you like the story. peace

[@toddsegel2594]

I can tell your not lying because I rented a hotel room for 3 days when I was on a binge because I thought my friend was taking bumps out of my bag lmao

[@alantalbert8775]

mtbbkdc thanks for reading my story. Hell yea I'm trying to get a podcast going but I have no idea where or how to start. Plus I'm stuck in shitsville Alabama at the moment caring for my wifes bed ridden elderly parents. But it gives me time to write. I tattooed for 25 years and been on my own traveling since I was 15 years old. I have tons of fucked up stories.

[@alantalbert8775]

todd segel why lie, lol I don't have time to make shit up plus I own my past . I'm fucking proud of going thru the shit I have. I'm still alive to tell these stories. My past fucking made me. Been on my own traveling since I was 15 . Tattooed for 25 years and spent 5 years in a 18 wheeler with my brother. I have a shit ton of crazy fucking stories. Ice dunne over 1500 hots of acid. I used to rent motel rooms by the month just for the acid. Had to take breaks from tripping just so my body would recoup so I could do more. Lol. Thanks for reading the whole story . Man I appreciate it. I'm tying to figure out starting a podcast. Fuck it ill put another story on here. Hope ya like it. And thanks for reading this one.

[@BrightestNightt]

Alan Talbert more stories pls! & I agree that you need a podcast.

[@alantalbert8775]

Victoria Kay lol thank you for reading it. I put one on here called PARTY SHITTER. and I'll put another in the comments now . I'm glad you digg my stories. All true by the way lol. Peace

[@ThanksMuch-fs8bg]

Like a doctor

[@rphxleonine]

At 10:15, Joey says Acura had a car called Vigor and that the black finance guy at the dealership had one in 1988. But Lee looked it up and read aloud on the show that, the Vigor was only sold in NA from 1991 to 1994.

[@donburrhasnegativefootball923]

I mean with all the shit he's done I'm surprised he's within a couple years😂

[@YJ-qi1wm]

You're busting his balls over being off 3 years from a story thats 30 years old? And he's done enough drugs to kill an elephant in that time

[@souer1000]

So, looks like that's me in 20 years, lmao can't wait to share my stories 👍

[@RensTop40Playlists]

you will stay silebt

[@themonopolyguy8126]

I was a passenger in a high speed pursuit...greatest night of my life

[@04dram04]

how much did that shirt cost him again? I didnt catch it

[@jamessum825]

04dram04 $12,000

[@michaelstanley9143]

I don't think he said

[@pitchbuckets2860]

100 holes

[@TheDemolitionman21]

90s acura rims a 1000 apiece, get the f outta here, always exaggerating

[@nickg8424]

LOCAL HARVEST kicks ass.

[@TheClax123]

Been there done that. Took out a mastercard and took that to the cleaners too.

[@schiz0phren1c]

this is so like my mate I mentioned on another vid...he Kited cheques and cards so hard they had to change the fucking legislation!

[@fillipo1972]

I guess the statute of limitations is Joey's best friend. We dont have quite the same here in UK. They would throw away the key here for confessions he has made on podcasts

[@aleiterful]

One of them chick a fil sandwiches

[@FCKEVRYBDY]

Acura legend/ vigor. Classic 90's cars.

[@coreytrevor1920]

Holy fucking shit I got a discover advertisement on this video, maybe they are trying to make up for what Joey took

[@gallardo20000]

joey voice tuned on C2

[@fredolae2819]

Surely this guy's not saying he paid $12k in _interest_

[@ryanray5375]

Uncle Joey reminds me of my Dad!! Solid motha fucka! Good ass dude...the best......but at the same time just cut throat savage!! Whenever he would be scumin (thats what mom called it) I always knew it was the drugs n booze n shit and not my dad........me n mom would ride around all day n night lookin for him untill we found him n a hotel room and my mom would make me go knock on the door........the second he seen me it was like he would snap out of it grab his shit and come home. So many crazy stories bro!!! Before he died he told me...."i should probably apologize for all the bullshit I put u thru son but im not gonna, cause I had a blast and you aint no pussy so we're fuckin even huh"! I shook his hand and said "fuckin A old man"

[@alantalbert8775]

Here is another one of my life stories. XANAX MONEY I had a roommate one time that was on Xanax real heavy he would pass out and we would stick s*** in his mouth you know like a walking cane and or baseball bat and stuff to see if he'd wake up. But it got to the point where he would go out and party all night and I guess at one point during the night he thought he was hungry so he went to Subway and bought a sub and then a little while later he was hungry again so he went and bought another Subway sub and did this probably three or four times throughout the night. So the next morning he's asleep in the living room with his head on the air conditioning vent in the floor and there's about 6 Subway subs laying around him. I wake him up and he starts digging in his pocket looking for his money for some reason and he couldn't figure out where his money was so I asked him how much money did you have. He says he had about $40 . I say to him you think maybe your $40 is in those subs because you have about $40 worth of Subway subs laying on the floor. He turns around and looks at them and turns and looks at me and says yeah I guess I remember being hungry all night but I never ate what I bought I guess. That is a Xanax night. Hope you liked it. Peace

[@Wanglicker42235]

Alan Talbert Xanax stories are the fucking best lmao

[@richardmason3922]

I did this on Xanax at an ice cream shop. I went back and kept buying oreo ixecream milkshakes... Then the girl behind the counter rang the police and I got 3 months in jail cus apparantly I had a machete in my trousers.

[@dylanwebster283]

Alan Talbert I always end up smoking some weed and fall asleep so nothing funny happens to me

[@mememaster959]

Lmfao nice one bro made my night brighter

[@johnnymn4monic726]

How does he not have 20m subs??

[@gaberoque6485]

chicken fill sandwiches lmao

[@QueenBeee]

“I just wanted a fucking t shirt”

[@RensTop40Playlists]

stay away from brasil sir you are no longer dllowed thrre lol

[@---bs8dp]

That tea was probably ephedra tea (mormon tea, brigam tea)

[@simonprociuk3118]

Not sure if this is only Canada, but credit card companies DO NOT charge interest on interest.

[@adamm9372]

lmao

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Joey "Acura had this car in 1988" Diaz

[@JimmyCee123]

The t shirt bit bombed but he kept on going

[@Spootnik]

Can you bomb on the church? No ones on here, just a chill hangout session. It's not tough crowd or O&A

[@sammyfwsh1957]

@@Spootnik literally..

[@brodyharris7631]

He bombed the story but they really use to give you shirts and frisbees to sign up for a credit card in the 80s and 90s on college campuses. The Senate put a stop to that though. As the loans were both predatory to college students who already had 80 to 100k worth of Federal student loans with 20 to 30 percent interest. Thank Obama for ending most predatory loans. Obama was the man.

[@beautifulloser75]

Joey Phlem Diaz

[@JayAR_YT]

I'm so glad I'm only 12,000 (with warranty )in debt on a 100,000 mile civic SI.

[@indigosunset70]

i did the same. but im gonna pay them back. one day.

[@mamaluigi2064]

My mom had an Acura Vigor Back in the day she bought it brand new Though the only thing that she remembers about is that it got stolen out of her garage

[@Justintime76]

Joey "chika-fil'' Diaz

[@crisdorcas4655]

Can u still do this

[@jackandres1393]

Where does one go to watch the actual podcast is it on KZbin or what

[@fr0zen5929]

I got a discover ad 🤣

[@vap420]

What the hell is Diners Club? I always hear it mentioned in like oder movies and tv shows

[@mitchlewis8031]

AT-knish420 first credit card

[@floriandietsche9180]

They were a credit card company. Discover bought them in 2008 and they integrated the products into the discover lineup. There are a couple of countries where diners club cards are still issued but they are rather rare.

[@DeadliestTJ]

How does a guy who made a living for 10+ years as a thief not know how to change a tire...

[@kuatojones6950]

Just steal another car

[@kledus420smith8]

@@kuatojones6950 😅🤣😂

[@vaasmontenegro9494]

Joey is that uncle you wish you had or that Cuban you grew up with

[@RensTop40Playlists]

we never even touched that cup😳

[@VanirTraditionalist]

Acura Nigor

[@pat2e962]

“It was a long sleeve tee shirt” Uhh then it wasnt a tshirt Its a m shirt Wifebeater is an a shirt Look into it

[@stephenlan5450]

Somebody's got to pay for Joey Diaz theft.