I Tried Making Sausages and It Was A Disaster

This is the greatest sausage making recipe of All Time

[@ShermTank7272]

The ultimate trio: - white shirt Charlie - black shirt Charlie - sausage shirt Charlie

[@Studmuf-Rockin]

The Holy trinity

[@xaxful]

Correct you are

[@haavardhansen3504]

The legendary triforce

[@INSANEASYLUMPSYCHICS]

@wippity wine bruh

[@sophie4539]

ShermTank7272 wet Charlie

[@TheHotBoxOfficial]

“There’s no casing on that.” *“To the untrained eye.”* Spoken like a true chef.

[@blaat.n]

7:46

[@powangel1418]

@@blaat.n lmao thank you

[@blaat.n]

@@powangel1418 fair enough

[@ancapeancape9829]

A true Chad

[@blaat.n]

@Lassi Kinnunen ye

[@tunnip]

...my appreciation for Ordinary Sausage increases immensely as I watch this.

[@slushfabuloso5329]

Same it's like i thought it was easy

[@Rainbow0015]

Watch unnus anus do it

[@syd_barrett_lmfao]

Rainbow Unicorns0015 ew more like anus

[@naor-]

He was the master all this time

[@Footwater]

@@Rainbow0015 you like to watch people suffer

[@skystoner5853]

9:49: Panic begins 9:50: Crisis 9:51: The most high pitched I've ever heard Charlie sound.

[@stonemarmot_8874]

Best thing is if you watch his arms he's actually shaking

[@tokyomorning7951]

watch his cockroach vid it won't disappoint

[@violetkalico]

Incredible

[@tokyomorning7951]

@Chloe Tremblay kzbin.info/www/bejne/epvWdaJ-fqh0oZI

[@fovosprodromus5020]

I thought it was his chick until I saw this and looked at his mouth moving lmfao

[@goatsquid7847]

He is like a really bad cook in the sims, how they cause problems where there really shouldn't be one.

[@kiitaclyzm]

Man I want some cereal *pours milk and spontaneously combusts* This is fine

[@xleo971]

Chris A. The real problem is how u r putting in the milk first before the cereal

[@kiitaclyzm]

@@xleo971 I don't do it, I'm no degenerate The Sim is the degenerate here

[@xleo971]

Chris A. Good because I was going 360 MLG noscope you if I ever found u

[@OriginalNameSequence]

it was truly painful to watch

[@raymolegacyhunting9954]

“It’s supposed to be sausage casings, but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines” Who’s going to tell him?

[@iliketoast3211]

The Gold state just let him figure it out

[@smo-king6504]

Literally what I thought

[@almightyswizz]

Metalhead, casings literally are empty intestines

[@ronnickels5193]

@@almightyswizz natural casings are intestines. You can also get ones made out of collagen

[@shinyoungkang3463]

Ron Nickels i dont know what a collagen is but it sounds more gross than intestines

[@MrDanox94]

“I feel like ive got scammed and got intestines”.... thats what sausage casing are made of... intestines

[@fishyd1026]

Sheep intestines are the best 😋

[@unkulunkulu1494]

Daniel Morales that joke flew so far over ur head

[@yormeaceko7101]

@@unkulunkulu1494 i genuinely think that Charlie doesn't know what sausage casing are made out of.

[@aidanbieghler5078]

r/woooosh

[@aidanbieghler5078]

Yorme Aceko he was joking. Making a joke.

[@tommyshelby2250]

"Why did you use my pot,instead of a bowl?" " *HUH?* " "oh idk"

[@ThatPoorSinner]

PAPYRUS!!!!

[@ThatPoorSinner]

@@tommyshelby2250 bro

[@distinctloafer]

I think he ignores his girlfriend most of the time lol. Idk why tho

[@commietearsdrinker]

Man sounded like he was cooking drunk for a second

[@Gjd94]

it's her pot all of the sudden

[@laxbrotba]

I’ve never heard a more panicked scream than when his kitchen aid fell apart.

[@garrett6040]

9:51

[@hookoffthejab1]

I thought he broke it at first and was amazed he managed to break a stand mixer.

[@lolnaw3411]

have you not heard of his regression into a caveman when a cockroach crawled on his leg?

[@mightypharaoh7586]

@@hookoffthejab1 Some of the attachments for them don't stay on very well. The pasta roller will do the same thing sometimes.

[@Twebs12]

Hunter Hofmann kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKjYlH1mqKmipLc

[@The053199]

*Cuts finger off and falls into bowl of ingredients Charlie: should be fine.

[@tonibeba8911]

Eric Cartman wants to know your location.

[@HPD1171]

5/5 sausage. definitely going on the menu as our new soylent sausage.

[@HDitzzDH]

"Meh, just some extra nutrients"

[@plat6822]

The finger kinda looks like a sausage so... It's a sausage.

[@hudsorr7124]

The longer he stays in his house, the more he looks like he doesn't have one.

[@UltimatePowa]

This is profound

[@han7693]

i r o n y

[@Panzer_Runner]

"If you are homeless, just buy a house." - some bitch

[@harshilpatel4096]

@@Panzer_Runner 4house

[@somberflight]

Jesus fucking Christ he just look like he got out of the shower a few minutes before recording can you guys shut the fuck up?

[@70astralaxe]

It's amazing how despite having all the necessary equipment he still always uses the worst possible tools for every job

[@zongzoogly4549]

"I feel like I got scammed and got intestines..." Well bud, good news is you didn't get scammed. The bad news is that it is indeed intestines.

[@nekolu]

Zong Zoogly intestines aren’t good for you to eat?

[@noneofjobussines]

Nekolu R/WHOOOOOOSH

[@nekolu]

Mamad Nobari true, I looked into it and they’re alright. I heard about some people who can’t sit well with soul food or haggis because of the intestines.

[@drthunder8827]

Weirdest thing I’ve ever heard Charlie say about food

[@nekolu]

kiri tako you alright bro? We all get the joke idk what you’re on about

[@skandaswaminathan5419]

"now this is how a sausage is supposed to look" cuts to diarrhoea being shat out of a meat grinder

[@stevanojv6421]

Proceeds to it being splattered on him

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@Mr.Z1321]

Welp, I laughed.

[@nuggets9692]

Yummy😋

[@RongDMemer]

Im eating right now and boi

[@morkelkale4922]

Charlie: 'gets his shirt dirty' Also Charlie: 'goes to his closet of nothing but white t shirts and carefully chooses a new one'

[@kittytiddy7607]

White shirts aren’t created equal

[@conormcmullen6437]

He's basically SpongeBob

[@MrArtVein]

Morkel Kale it's like the episode of D o u g when he finally goes to his closet

[@youssefakdim7695]

His white T-shirt is the apotheosis of all brands.

[@stephenrolle2671]

Thanks Nathan, you've changed our lives by pointing out a discrepancy in a KZbin comment. I, and everyone else that comes across this chain, will never be the same.

[@PlacidSine]

It looks like charlie showered with the shirt on to clean himself and the shirt

[@jnightmare0]

Hi llama

[@TheMysticGod1587]

@@jnightmare0 Fok you Djordan

[@TheJackofrost]

"I got scammed and I got intestines" Someone needs to tell him what sausage casing also come from.

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Well you can get artificial ones made out of collagen I think but yeah he’s a bit dumb 😂

[@greeneye2037]

@@cheesed-kun8445 shut up dummy.

[@Fastitocalon69]

@@greeneye2037 bruh he isn't wrong.

[@greeneye2037]

@@Fastitocalon69 I didn't say he was.

[@Haha-uw8jy]

:)

[@MagicalDanny]

He makes fun of those bad chef videos, but little did he know, he is one of them.

[@lgbtqiarights]

wdym he’s like homeless jesus gordan ramsey

[@raccoonbruh504]

xMagicalDanny he’s a bad cook but he has good ideas

[@h1stacean]

He has long fingernails.

[@santicheeks1106]

@@h1stacean ok

[@ammagon4519]

Tbf, not knowing how to handle a machinery is much different on making disgusting food.

[@dryve4427]

Charlie screamed in fear more times than all of the horror games he has played combined.

[@sulociou7846]

So more than 0? Charlie's only fear is cockroaches. Uh, I mean "mortal enemy that instills a primal and destructive rage within him".

[@ILikeBirds]

Even his girlfriend couldn’t save this caveman’s cooking skills

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

When you realize that scream was Charlie and not his gf...

[@Val-yq7pt]

Scream? From our masculine god Charles? No, that was a war cry

[@TzarTVR]

A war cry unlike any other, sending shivers down that sausage's and our spines

[@powangel1418]

A scream able to make the strongest GODS piss there pants out of straight fear alone, truly a magnificent sound...and a fearful one as well

[@mpguevarra8817]

mmm ice scream

[@dboot8886]

Guess ya'll forgot about the "Roach during Runescape" escapade...

[@garrettethridge6613]

"It was supposed to be sausage casings, but it feels like I got scammed and got intestines." Oh Charlie sweetie

[@logansdrums]

im glad someone noticed..

[@YellowCake235-p3t]

r/woooosh

[@upg5147]

@@YellowCake235-p3t definitely not

[@GMtheTurtle]

hmmm yes the floor here is made of floor

[@Mewtic1]

@@YellowCake235-p3t you clearly have no idea what a wooosh is, and came from reddit expecting to make people feel bad and make you look smart, but you made yourself look stupid instead.

[@evilthoughts8763]

The thumbnail looks like a homeless man who broke in and had an existential crisis after throwing up

[@supasf]

This had me wheezing

[@YT-mb5od]

Aquaman

[@bellum5432]

Evil Thoughts r/rareinsults

[@toesoverhoes275]

Luis Silva Jesus fuck your reddit shit

[@Osterochse]

"you sleep better at night if you don't know how laws and sausages are made." Otto von Bismarck

[@pravin7541]

Cool

[@oldcowbb]

ordinary law

[@nia8593]

This man really is playing life on hardcore mode

[@crunchu2361]

Hardcore mode is being a man under 5’7, he is in Ulta-Hardcore Permadeath 50% Health No Hit Broken Straight Sword Only

[@crunchu2361]

TyetheRebel yes I know, i was agreeing with him.

[@parkanae1993]

Wait, you respawn after dying?

[@rulerworld1289]

Wdym he's not black

[@goldskula]

Nah he's just ultimate ironman

[@kalen4251]

Charlie’s beginning to look like iCarly, I’m worried.

[@dzamburger]

@@死神-v5w ok

[@username3152]

icharlie

[@Brumskin.]

Are u okey?

[@死神-v5w]

THEY DELETED MY COMMENT SMH

[@Tyler-hu2ns]

Michael Jackson?

[@tessalynch3265]

*mess everywhere and covered in green goo* "that is such a shame. that would have been a great sausage"

[@nameredacted1448]

Tessa Lynch how dare you mock Jesus Christ!

[@ahuu6798]

This man had a mission bro

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@shanks8681]

He's type of English teacher we need We don't need the white Karens who talk about Shakespeare like a godsend

[@cagrikozen3614]

Thumbnail looks like John Wick just stabbed baby yoda to death and regreting it.

[@fruitberry.milk.2002]

The most best description of anything in everything 👌👌

[@Frog101_Real]

most reddit thing ive read

[@Daswassuphomie]

@@Frog101_Real stfu

[@emuwithsunglasses1275]

@@Daswassuphomie ok redditor

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

The second attempt is like Hulk came all over him

[@Millwork1075]

I was about to make the same comment but with alien cum

[@elbuff2770]

Ur profile picture also is

[@_ketamiine_]

bro it’s literally your profile pic

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

@@elbuff2770 HAHAH yes

[@livingcheese2910]

I thought about Shrek but that would be a blessing.

[@drazellguerrero7777]

I swear his eyebrows and beard looks like it was made using sharpies

[@leeholymoly]

ShAwN_Dg are you trying to get on rare insults

[@unibrow5769]

@@leeholymoly lol what

[@lorenzo5204]

He is the son of conchita wurst

[@masonfrank931]

He's blessed with godly Keanu Reeves genetics

[@unibrow5769]

@Some Guy yeah ik what it is it was just random as fuc

[@bozo8603]

I love Charlie's goddamn actually scared screams. He can get jumpscared in a horror game and you get nothing. But if there's a roach or something sudden happens IRL, he shrieks like a little girl. 4:05 and 9:50 for the screams. Good stuff. Someone should make a compilation.

[@dboot8886]

Bozo You misspelled 9:52.

[@Nathan-wk6jt]

It's especially funny because of how emotionless he was back in the day, and how there's only been one horror game in the history of time to scare him

[@negan2128]

@@Nathan-wk6jt what game was it?

[@sunwukong2]

my mans got nickelodeon GAK'd

[@nicknamenotwitty9065]

Nathan Napkins which one?

[@mao7]

Whoever cleans your kitchen must love you so much

[@Jose-tu2yo]

Sausage: Looks like literal diarrhea Charlie: Now this is what a sausage should look like

[@TheDr502]

Cr1tikal makes poop jokes even while he's cooking.

[@AndresGarcia-qk3sj]

Call him Charlie or cr1tikal his KZbin name is weird

[@prozaccc]

@@AndresGarcia-qk3sj P E N G U I N Z 0

[@crimson0004]

@@AndresGarcia-qk3sj cr1tikal means adolf hitler in japanese

[@PDzay]

*Charlie

[@LordKibly]

One must master the ancient technique “sausage flip” in order to master the art of sausage making

[@me4tgr1ndr]

It probably would've helped if he twisted off the ends first as well lol...

[@ryencolbar4900]

@@me4tgr1ndr honestly. I need to see a attempt 2. He should turn the sausage device 180° so it hits the counter top and wont flop over and kill everyone.

[@me4tgr1ndr]

@@ryencolbar4900 so load the ingredients upside down? Good idea, I like it

[@ryencolbar4900]

@@me4tgr1ndr no, like flip the machine, because It twisted towards him and fell on the floor. If that was leaning against a wall? Nope. Wont fall. I mean it's a bad design for it to fall anyways. Unless it needs a peice

[@me4tgr1ndr]

@@ryencolbar4900 I know, I was being sarcastic lol. I believe he said in the video that after he was done he noticed that he didn't have the locking mechanism on it

[@hansolo5479]

I bet his wardrobe is just white shirts and each one expresses his emotion

[@fiforfun06]

Absolutely none at all times

[@georgeyezbick-bays7626]

*emotion

[@DCBiscuit]

That emotion being cum

[@Jay-fs2nw]

You forgot he also owns one black shirt

[@ancapeancape9829]

They are all white only to the untrained eyes

[@dominic2009]

9:52 I love how I can’t tell which one of them is screaming

[@dumbasshacker7621]

Dominic Carrea it is the man you have obviously not seen the cockroach encounters

[@sergeantrainstorm1269]

Charlie: The sausage doesn’t look too bad The Sausage: *Has a vein*

[@tylernx]

I fucking died reading this.

[@bunnum9605]

My penis

[@tomcruise7481]

uwu

[@powangel1418]

@@tomcruise7481 N o

[@Anthro]

@@tomcruise7481 UwU *notices your bulgy wulgy long sausage* OwO? Wuts this?!?!?

[@Poiuy]

Everytime charlie says :“It‘ll be fine“, I feel doom growing ever closer.

[@saltybiscuit8949]

It’s a pretty good game

[@bodhimeme9982]

@@saltybiscuit8949 true that

[@Aaa-oz3lx]

*Doom soundtrack starts playing*

[@luckyboiinthenow5732]

I was going to say that you did it first

[@skibiditoiletfan101]

mf doom?!?!⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@rileywalton7507]

Just a some tips 1: try mashing the ingredients together in a bowl to get an even distribution of ingredients. 2. NEVER dump all of the ingredients at once. Have a slow, consistent feed of ingredients or else youll break your grinder. 3. Since you're working withmostly not meat, crack an egg into the ingerdients while mixing as a sort of binder EDIT: while im here, a few more 4. Putting your ingredients AND your grinder components in the freezer for at least an hour really helps get a more consistent texture. But since you're using mostly not meat, this is kind of a moot point. 5. When applying the casing, you should put the entire casing on the tube with about 5 inches to spare. Then you feed the sausage slowly into it. Think of it as putting on a condom. 6. When you have your sausage, twist it in counter directions so it doesn't untangle

[@negan2128]

i hope you have a license for sausage making good sire

[@frederickfortuneong8871]

thank you for the tips, SausageMaster Riley

[@YourJudgeLaw]

Not all capes wear heros.

[@harrykitzig5270]

Yessirrr 👍

[@unkulunkulu1494]

Yeah plus he needs to practice meat distribution

[@filipmajewski8382]

If only he had a big disposable paper bucket to hold all the ingredients together before grinding

[@Sh4dowFawx]

😂

[@hunterbodanza4758]

2:18 Tiana: "Why did you use my pot instead of a bowl?" Charlie: "HUH?!" I see Eustace Bagge has taught you well

[@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop1000]

It’s not everyday that one gets to see courage references

[@Derdaida]

As a fellow german i have to say that this sausage is the wurst

[@lucasgroen5519]

I see what you did there mein freund

[@nikospikos68]

Badum tss...

[@SrChado]

definitiv das wurst

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

🏅 best comment 🏅

[@johnnytopside9215]

Being German doesn't make you the *dictator* of sausages.

[@spunklebop6886]

Everyone: Charlie your shirt is white Charlie: To the untrained eye

[@vegetable1495]

speedwagon it’s not white now because of that incredible ending

[@vegetable1495]

speedwagon Also, baby stando?

[@spunklebop6886]

@@vegetable1495 yep

[@silvax4068]

Ora

[@toob46]

Vsauce theme plays

[@leadfarmer3999]

“I feel like I got scammed and they gave me intestines “ yes , you did as that’s what sausage casings are .

[@prisondaddy5037]

The thumbnail looks like he’s wearing a bad map of the world

[@belosneshkaaaa]

i thought he uh threw up

[@charlie_mario6292]

“It’s supposed to be sausage casings but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines instead” *Charlie, what do you think sausage casings are made of? They **_are_** made of intestines*

[@isaac13d]

I think that was the joke

[@zeecaptainz]

@@isaac13d it sure didn't sound like one. Charlie is oblivious to some common things, like bears running so i wouln't be too surprised

[@zeecaptainz]

I was scrolling to find this comment:)) so i wasn't the only one thinking this

[@Qmontun]

@@isaac13d i think at this point in regards of cooking it's hard to tell if he is joking or not

[@mikahherrera8691]

im glad someone said it 😂, i dont think it was a joke

[@adamkwarren21]

“I feel like I got scammed. Ordered sausage casings but got intestines.” Bruh

[@acefingerhole90]

Adam Kwarren i think thats the joke

[@MrFuzziiWuzzii]

Nah he def didn’t know

[@adamkwarren21]

Cameron definitely agree judging by the intonation of his voice

[@kayagorzan]

@Tsukiko Furude Hey John Wick Jesus, they're the same thing

[@jch8175]

@@acefingerhole90 he admitted on the most recent official podcast that he didnt know they were made of intestine. idiot. wasnt a joke. you are dumb

[@predictedtick0247]

Of course, it all makes sense now. This video was not just some fun thing to do, but rather a preparation of the momentous crossover that was to come.

[@leyrandomthoughts507]

Legend says He sleeps, showers, and still eats in a white shirt.

[@mr.cranker8086]

Karma’s coming you get to a point where your entire wardrobe is just the same clothes every day

[@Harshhaze]

Sorry babe, the shirt stays on during sex

[@leyrandomthoughts507]

@Harshhaze Lol 😂

[@kurtbalingit1685]

Charlie just got mid 2000s Kids Choice Awards slimed on that smoothie sausage

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Specific, but accurate.

[@sprokitt66]

That's a memory I forgot I had

[@evanneff7776]

Tiana "That's gonna take forever to cook" Charlie "Well lets crank this shit to 10" That's not at all how it works and that's why I think you're the perfect person to have a cooking show.

[@Makumbator]

I must confess when he put that tiny pan on the biggest pad I got a bit mad.

[@evanneff7776]

I mean, it will cook the outside of something faster. Depends on how raw you like the insides of your food.

[@kirisai]

@@evanneff7776 it technically will cook the inside faster as well since more heat comes to it

[@nametime8938]

@@kirisai true but it'll cook the outside even faster so if you cooked some chicken at max heat and took it out when the outside looked good, it'd probably be cold and raw on the inside

[@kennethnguyen6400]

Netflix : " How is the movie so far " Someones daughter : 9:50

[@Abejaved]

Who's doing it? Swamp Thing?

[@maceheath]

“I bought sausage casings and got stomach intestines” Bro, that’s what sausage casings are...

[@jackspoon7252]

Germans frown at his lack of sausage knowledge

[@gesus.nazareth1528]

Traditionally, but you can get synthetic casings made of cellulose

[@DvDick]

@@moimoiyoop intestines where used as condoms a while ago, so they are literally edible condoms lol

[@babyragegekyume4132]

@@DvDick hell yeah

[@maceheath]

HURHRR same thing really

[@w35toff39]

charlies girlfriend sounds like his mom thats trying to encourage him when he says he wants to be a chef

[@skinnylegend5021]

Plot twist she is his mom

[@gabrielcosta1434]

Hey 2 in 1

[@w35toff39]

kevin hoang oh shit youre right

[@w35toff39]

A Sans undertale everyday good deal tbh

[@ninjabaiano6092]

@@skinnylegend5021 sweet home Alabama

[@Nemesislord001]

Charlie: "I have the delicate hands of a surgeon" Also Charlie: * spills everything everywhere *

[@entitledkidyourtoysaremine930]

Nemesis Lord he never specified what type of surgeon

[@Nemesislord001]

ENTITLED KID YOUR TOYS ARE MINE NOW Hmmm now that's not untrue

[@n1kx579]

Damn if only he made a joke about it

[@gilangwahyuagung2530]

"you know, this might actually not be a disaster" this is foreshadowing at its finest right here

[@miselzorg2081]

He's slowly turning into Tarzan, soon enough we won't be able to recognize him.

[@JayLabbs]

un know more like Johnathan Wack

[@sutra6971]

He’s looks greazy

[@shiroshnur]

"I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines." I mean, unless they're artificial that's usually what they are. That might be a joke that just went over my head though.

[@emz8280]

I don't think it was a joke sadly 🤣

[@Tschoii90]

Exactly my thought 😂😂

[@hmuz8388]

@@Phrate what doesn't make sense?

[@noahswork7997]

I’ve been looking for this comment

[@rossanderson4156]

Charlie was not joking I don't think

[@andrewcarlson4484]

“I feel like I’ve been scammed and got intestines”................Charlie I have a surprise for you

[@marks.7879]

yea, i wasn't sure if that was the joke here - on the other hand i think what he got were artificial intestines

[@bog2127]

Hmm the floor is made of floor.

[@twilightsparkle75]

@@bog2127 but i think it might be artificial floor.

[@mockturtlesoup710]

As someone who works in a sausage factory, I can verify that these recipes are actually not that unusual.

[@BezKajdan]

Charlie looks like something straight out of a stereotypical comedy movie when someone fails in the kitchen.

[@sunny15300]

Cue the laugh tracks

[@sparkyjones560]

1. Start with normal sausages and get the hang of it before going to strange stuff. 2. Spin the sausage really good to knot the ends so it doesn't open up. 3. Cooking sausage. I found a half cup of water or so in the skillet, bring it to a boil and put the sausage in and cover with a lid. In 10 minutes, dump off the remaining water and brown the sausage in a little butter. The steaming for 10 minutes will cook it without exploding it and then browning won't be a problem. If the mix is too wet you get explosions or you get undercooked sausage. This is the secret people cooking sausages don't tell you. You can do it!

[@luisrochin9457]

Bruh u gotta chill u dont need to be rude about it

[@bleedinghearts4768]

Hi There chill out, he was being nice. this is why the world is going to shit

[@Drew57720]

Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan.

[@sparkyjones560]

@@Drew57720 no, you got it right. That was the desired result. Good Job!

[@n3rdy11]

Sparky Jones This guy sausages!

[@nostop4524]

I was so confused as to why his shirt had green splats.

[@Cr4z3d]

clearly that's baby food

[@ammagon4519]

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

[@yoshiyolo]

Alien cummed on him

[@Skyeweener]

You took Ordinary Sausage from the bowels of youtube and fast tracked him to popularity, he made a jesus candle with your face on it, and I love this entire story.

[@sardonikai]

my boy looks like he’s the reason the word “soggy” was added to the oxford dictionary

[@theBraxil]

"soggy critical"

[@noahswork7997]

theBraxil 💀💀

[@JasonSawyer]

"You know, this might not actually be a disaster." Famous last words.

[@tommyshelby2250]

charlie couldn't make cheese and crackers without causing a worldwide scandal.

[@rebeccainiguez9877]

Why does Charlie remind me of “return the slab” man from courage the cowardly dog? I’m terrified

[@kris_the_unhip4963]

Reetuuurrrnnn the slabbbb

[@Pokemaster-wg9gx]

King moisties the man in face carpets

[@n0chin192]

That was a scary episode

[@SireCaracal]

@@n0chin192 that was *the* scariest episode

[@phantomz87]

@@kris_the_unhip4963 that's it I'm getting me mallet

[@saltysailor6094]

Charlie: “ this is sausage casings but I feel like I’ve been scammed and got intestines” Everyone in the world who knows that sausage casings are either pig or lamb intestine... 👁👄👁

[@obama7792]

"this might actually not be a disaster" famous last words

[@0721at2am]

➊

[@obama7792]

@@0721at2am ➋

[@trevore2033]

Little black circle “3”

[@lazyboi2373]

Nice fake check mark

[@Subscribersnodignity]

@@trevore2033 😡

[@mattfigueroa8761]

Day 56 of asking Charlie for a signed fleshlight

[@llamapi3]

Pre-filled, ya?

[@ImpyBimpy]

CMOOOOOON CMOOOOOOON

[@fistinggorilla2091]

llamapi3 thats the true signature

[@jeffackitch1905]

C'mon Charlie we want it

[@tommytaber7831]

we'll get you there

[@ethanbaker9118]

Charlie at the end looks like he had some fun time with Shrek in the swamp.

[@dboot8886]

Ethan Baker Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[@buckledwheat6299]

Ethan Baker I hate you for making me visualize that

[@ethanbaker9118]

@@buckledwheat6299 UWU

[@theonionsystem7779]

Shrek Daddy

[@Shirokuruse]

Ethan Baker shrezk

[@Zaciriya]

Even after MONTHS of this being out and me even forgetting about it, it made me laugh hard back then, and coming back to it now, im literally in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YoshiX9]

Sausage casings are intestines...unless you've achieved a new god-like level of deadpan

[@thizlam4810]

YoshiX9 I’m right there with you lmao 😂

[@KingCroaker]

Most modern sausages are not made of intestines!

[@michaelabele5826]

Bob Moore cheap*

[@clausroquefort9545]

@@KingCroaker *stares in german *

[@KingCroaker]

@@clausroquefort9545 Hey I didn't say the non-intestine style is better!

[@geoleo965]

That thumbnail tho... It's like Jesus himself in *_"The Exorcist"_* movie.

[@thetcogarchives1361]

Nah its keanu

[@benthompson8256]

Neither jesus or keanu reeves were in the exorcist

[@geoleo965]

@@benthompson8256 Blasphemy! Blasphemy, I say! Both, Jesus and Keanu Reeves were with us, deep in our hearts that day.

[@garintj1547]

"as you can tell I just got outta the shower" no Charlie, I can't tell anymore and I think we've given up on trying to tell.

[@ivygay1003able]

10:00 Charlie shows slight distraught, but his true pain started when he saw that his work was destroyed. Absolutely amazing

[@noahlibby2074]

“Was supposed to be sausage casing but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines” I hate to break it to you but it’s no scam, Sausage casing is literally pig intestines😂

[@phillipc4196]

Noah Libby 😂exactly

[@velvet4922]

r/wooosh

[@fourskinman2463]

John Pork was disemboweled and used to make the kfc sausage

[@noahlibby2074]

its a joke mate😂 I think your comment backfired bc you didn’t realize that, wooosh you have no sense of humour👌🏻😂

[@GlueEatin]

9:51 screams like he saw a cockroach

[@d3generate804]

This is why you only leave sausage making to professionals like OrdinarySausage

[@thebigshep]

"I feel like I got scammed and got intestines". Well, yes, but actually no.

[@arashparthian_112]

Well at least he technically was right

[@LowReedExpert1]

Every cooking vid this man releases makes me grateful I studied to be a chef in HS. Not knowing how to cook seems like a scary existence

[@vrabo3026]

Charlie chopping a carrot on a cutting board Cutting board catches fire "Should be fine."

[@arthurschmidt3104]

If his food fell on a pit full of tar, ash, broken glass, nails, used needles and poison he'd just shrug it off and say it's fine

[@Icarusinhischariot]

@@arthurschmidt3104 it's because he's Jesus

[@catto4589]

"This sausage doesn't look that bad" the sausage: has hair, teeth and is basically a fetus

[@yeeyee1666]

Succ The Zucc I eat babies

[@Panzer_Runner]

So he's making babies

[@tabletoparcade4203]

"I bought sausage casings..." Yes "...but I feel I've been sold intestines." Also yes

[@slavkei]

Today, a lot of people learned that sausage casing is in fact intestinal membrane. Delicious, delicious intestinal membrane. Wait till they find out what gets ground up to get stuffed into the intestinal casing...

[@Quaker1]

slavkei easy, sausage stuffing!

[@slavkei]

@@Quaker1 Bingo bango bongo, got it in one.

[@aersla1731]

Well now a days, you can also get collagen casing. Not all sausage casings are intestines. I'd bet and say most commercial sausages are collagen casing, but that's just a guess.

[@nicholaszustak768]

Aersla true. But his does say HOG right there on the packaging

[@Scrotal_Recal]

I love how Charlie substitutes plates for bowls.

[@NotFuckingKiwi]

Charlie with wet hair looks like a depressed David Grohl

[@mrtoast244]

Shh you'll blow his cover

[@L-92761]

FutaKet it’s giving me wet dog vibes

[@TzarTVR]

jesus after being reborn a more natural way

[@xtexaschainsawx]

That's true

[@Lionlovesunity]

5:37 “It’s going to take a while to cook. “ -Well I’ll turn it up to 10.

[@Smaferikfurter]

I cringed when he said this. Charlie and Tiana need to take some basic cooking classes stat.

[@TheRPGentleman]

@@Smaferikfurter Or, you know, Google it.

[@SpacedOut311]

Kay's Cooking would be proud!

[@ulogy]

Reminds me of the Brooklyn 99 episode where Boyle is try to teach Holt to cook. "The higher the heat. The faster it cooks. The sooner Kevin eats." "Yes, but we don't want to feed Kevin burnt garbage."

[@masonfrank931]

That's what I do

[@RyanPassek]

"I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines" Yes Charlie, you did get intestines. That's what sausage casings are. Intestines.

[@nyx0s389]

@Ryan Passek I was looking for this comment 😂

[@blackout295]

Charlie wanted to one up the sausage king and he learned a lesson in humility

[@sasquatchkneecap3690]

If you see how he screams like a little girl when the sausage afterbirth got on him, you’d notice that he screams like that when encountering a cockroach. So according to my calculations, Charlie is scared of sausage at about the same level as he is against cockroaches. Or was he fighting the sausage, as he calls it his battle cry? I confused myself

[@alexyordanov7324]

Bro he isn't scared of cockroaches. He just doesn't like them.

[@buzzlightyear6960]

Mating sounds

[@cbchansey6866]

@@alexyordanov7324 yes, I also shit my pants and shriek my lungs out at things I don't like

[@guapamole1855]

@@alexyordanov7324 I dont like beans, but I dont scream at the top of my lungs when I see beans

[@alexyordanov7324]

@@cbchansey6866 That's the joke. He says he's not scared when he clearly is.

[@AlexG207]

4:05 Think that's the highest Charlies voice has ever gone.

[@corbinkendall6330]

@@ric.0622 his arch-nemesis.

[@michelleobama641]

i thought that was his girlfriend at first

[@duckhugger7692]

9:51

[@katieblox7023]

-- MHM

[@katieblox7023]

Thingy Thangs EVEN HIGHERR

[@flipflopwinter2089]

*Uses the strengh of a minotaur on a kitchen aid* " AHHH" " Jesus Christ"

[@livetochange974]

You trying to be funny but failed miserably

[@danhue1283]

skellyaart Instagram Silence weeb

[@livetochange974]

@@danhue1283 but I draw n-nnnnaked anime girls on my insta I'm Not a weeb

[@clawzx1195]

@@livetochange974 you're trying to be funny but failed miserably

[@Kenny-kd8qt]

clawzx used: uno reverse card

[@kennyhouser3467]

Charlie, this video was truly a master piece. You're doing the Lord's work here Son. Haven't laughed that hard at someone failing since me on my wedding night. Great job!!!

[@WindowsDevPro]

Charlie is just training his body for the future. When their future kid throws up he'll dodge it like he's playing dark souls. 😂

[@arashparthian_112]

Instead of dodging he rolls right into it because invincibility frames will protect him

[@apesteel5372]

1:56 sausage casings are made of intestines Charlie. They don’t make balloons for pork stuffing purposes.

[@kooterbank6947]

“I feel like I got scammed and got intestines” my guy that’s cow intestines

[@403HXC]

It should be either hog or lamb typically.

[@brokelos]

@@403HXC it said hog on the pack

[@illarebro2953]

Cow intestines are way too big for sausages

[@sarasanz197]

pig, actually

[@jambalayajones6449]

Hearing Charlie scream is like seeing your dad cry, it never happens and when it does you don't know what to do

[@daces.604]

‘It says it’s sausage casing but I feel I got scammed and got intestines’ Charlie I have some bad news...

[@hawk_ish2265]

"It's supposed to be sausage casings, but I feel like I got scammed and just got intestines." *Well, yes*

[@theholygrass19]

Me watching Charlie not know what a sausage casing is: *_Congratulations, you played yourself_*

[@SLocoKnight]

Yeah Charlie, those are pork intestine. Synthetic casings don't need salt.

[@willbournerv2259]

Pork doesn’t have intestines, pork isn’t an animal

[@JohnSmith-nr1qn]

@@willbournerv2259 Pork = a pig...

[@EdgyZiggy]

@@willbournerv2259 Bruh

[@willbournerv2259]

John Smith “oh look a pork” yeah that makes sense

[@ninetynein6853]

@@willbournerv2259 No but when a pig is butchered into parts and sold at the store you dont call it pig you call it pork.

[@ShiveringEroticKingBanana]

Charlies constant incompetence at basic tasks is truly amazing.