Master of Salt

This is the greatest salting of All Time

[@Abejaved]

Damn, she accidentally dropped some food into her salt

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

When they took her vitals after this they found a trace of blood in her sodium system

[@skinnny2055]

Ik, like who does that??

[@ewandragy9398]

@@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 fuck you, making me die of laughter at 3:34

[@anywow5120]

Lmao

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

Sickest burn scince the salamanders

[@johnmoreno6903]

Her far distant ancestor added salt to the ocean water for “flavor” and now the oceans like 97% undrinkable saltwater

[@pureendermen7902]

Thanks to her, we now have only 3% potable water.

[@HentaiNat]

The 3% is piss and whale semen

[@poop9196]

@@HentaiNat 😋😋😋

[@biscuitolivaismyname1994]

@hentai nat it adds flavor

[@HentaiNat]

@@crisptomato9495 I'd know

[@BltchErica]

This is exactly what Europeans see when they think of Americans

[@kidsfundaily5978]

Being full blooded italian and living in the US. I can vouch

[@gordonramslay9955]

No, what I think of is Deepfried Double Glazed Doughnut Cheeseburgers

[@floowfs714]

that is so true lol

[@alyxskyler]

@@kidsfundaily5978 were you born in Italy?

[@wadesheckles5420]

@@gordonramslay9955 Ever tried a double fried donutburger? That shit is good

[@berryeater7377]

as a german i'd rather take a nap on the autobahn than eating that shit

[@m0nkeasy692]

that sounds großartig

[@Jonas--id2hq]

Entspannt im Vergleich dazu

[@greablood1072]

Is that what Edward’s arm is

[@forsbergen2616]

Me to

[@mrgringo7289]

If she didn't put so much salt in id eat that lolll

[@Sagittariuz912]

German here: this does NOT qualify as german potato salad. This looks like something the evil witch would give to Hänsel and Gretel to fatten them.

[@RavenholmZombie]

Holy shit, it does

[@Sk0lzky]

Plottwist: she actually did

[@maximalmax1426]

Thats the least German dish I've ever seen lmao

[@TomatoSauceKing]

Yes

[@azzarnthelizard]

French here this is an insult to food

[@LowFlyer1200]

I'm German and I approve this method. It's exactly how I make it except for completely different.

[@allisonavery7273]

Lol

[@originellername3062]

Ist so :'D

[@bruno_toxic7631]

I was about to comment the same thing

[@DerNomade1871]

No its too American to be considered a German potato salad

[@LowFlyer1200]

Der Deutsche-Scotsmen - Ja das weiss Ich auch. War nur ein schertz. Sarcasm.

[@itsaaron6583]

Can we have a series where Critikal makes some of these recipes and rank them in a tier list?

[@youknowwhat9911]

He would die of heart attack by the third episode

[@roksforbrains]

@@youknowwhat9911 Bold of you to assume it wouldn’t be the first

[@clockandballtorturewithcra5010]

No, because none of the shit you see these people make is edible.

[@vincehorvath9351]

@@roksforbrains i think he would commit suicide while watching the recipe

[@somethingincorrigible3354]

@@roksforbrains If he started with Jack's, Duke's or Featureman's dishes, that would be certain

[@tricityladytn]

The most disturbing aspect of this was her lack of utensils. WTF stirring everything with her hands?????

[@rafakrukowski2889]

The worst thing was her cutting cucumber and onion in her hand just use a board lmfao

[@tempest_2222]

@@rafakrukowski2889 i beg to differ but yea a board is definitely safer

[@bellebonebag8096]

@@tempest_2222 *Then beg*

[@firstnamelastname180]

@@rafakrukowski2889 and the onion. Wtf!

[@pissapocalypse]

They accidentally swallowed all their utensils while shoving the food in their mouths

[@victorprokop2240]

I want a special MasterChef: - The mayonaise dude - Kay - Mysterychef - Featureman

[@mjkhoi6961]

What about ordinary sausage?

[@musent_]

How could you forget Cooking with Jack?

[@B1esky]

DarksidePhil might be a better cook but he might not be able to finish fast enough

[@gyro1488]

Ordinary sausage can beat all of them combined

[@manray5140]

With special host airsoftfatty

[@skitariionezerooneoneoneze1709]

Imagine Charlie's recommended section

[@Flufferz626]

Kay, Jack, and Live PD. Toss in a Master Chef or 2

[@gxneby1840]

No thanks

[@atlmade1uis]

Dont forget Forged in fire

[@Flufferz626]

@crypt!c it's not yours? I'm getting flooded with Steve Wilkos video recs and I can't stop clicking them because I'm degenerate. At least I also get parrot and otter videos recommended as well to even it out. I think Algorithm-chan is getting stir-crazy with quarantine.

[@zackgill2318]

Probably bunch of dumb shit

[@thefuonk1351]

The way her stomach gently hovers over her counter as she makes the most healthy American dishes is poetic

[@favoritemustard3542]

Sounds like you wanna Hoover that hover

[@Reilly0611]

“A little bit of sugar” proceeds to dumb the whole bag “ that’s probably 2 table spoons” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@theonionsystem7779]

Are they joking? That's only 3 tea spoons

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

More like two spoons there are tables

[@PureBlissOfficial]

Her daughter or whoever was recoding even said more like half a cup😭

[@johnnyderboii]

As a German, I have to say that the potato salad was almost a bigger crime then the one thing we did in the past

[@johnnyderboii]

@James Tomlin Lets save that for next war

[@goaway1689]

@@benb.8550 I bet his Bratwurst slapped some serious ass

[@benb.8550]

@@goaway1689 *Eva Braun nodding furiously*

[@rixille]

Hahahaha good one.

[@tatiana4050]

@@benb.8550 wasnt he a vegetarian?

[@dedgoose9883]

“Little bit of sugar” And “Two shots of vodka” The same energy

[@ilgimdehaaydn8154]

_honeycovez_ also "a bit of olive oil"

[@nickdesu9794]

"a sprinkle of salt and pepper"

[@ximonium]

*_just a touch of olive oil_*

[@deathqueen7250]

**A splash of oliveoil**

[@swaggynator3879]

Two heaping spoonfulls of mayonaise. *proceeds to put 5 kgs worth of mayo into it*

[@ledingdong1492]

The amount of salt she puts in you would think she's pickling

[@joffles6516]

Ah yes, my favorite ingredient in a healthy salad, sugar

[@444-]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse: marshmallows, salt, mayonnaise, minced meat

[@MidoriShiro]

Tbh the marshmallow guy is a satire channel but the other three are like nightmare borderline comedy content lol

[@vannlo355]

@@MidoriShiro I believe the category would be "food horror"

[@joger3562]

Old man, very high blood pressure obese woman, that jack guy that literally sells his own bbq sauce that tastes like shit and xenophobic old woman lays cooking that feeds her horrible cooking to her own son

[@nitroh2657]

I came here at 666 likes and won’t ruin it

[@noahswork7997]

💀💀

[@thairs3141]

She actually has a chef living inside her body, like rattatoui movie except she ate him.

[@mutley69]

Are you sure it was a singular chef? To me it looks like it was maybe 4 or 5 chefs

[@palefacethered289]

Rattatoui would be better if remmi was inside him

[@priti9016]

Please change the eat to ate mate that shit really ticks me off for some reason

[@amhuir9648]

if Rattatoui had the mind of a real rat unlike the movie

[@HomelessSoldierMan]

@@palefacethered289 can I delete somebody else's comment?

[@mactire2702]

I love how Charlie imagines mad scientists with cauldrons, I hope he also imagines Witches with Beakers lol

[@TheChompChomp]

then the professional chemists ride off on their brooms

[@pentoxide]

Nein! Das ist KEIN DEUTSCHER Kartoffelsalat!

[@skylanderlover8377]

shut up meg

[@pentoxide]

@@skylanderlover8377 calm down I’m calling the police

[@plokijum]

I can't read german but I like the sound of angry german noises 😌

[@spooktspeek]

ja, es ist müll

[@laniaki463]

@@plokijum translation just in case you wanted it: NO! THAT IS NO GERMAN POTATO SALAD!

[@TheWideMurloc]

“I ate uncle Ben in college nearly every day” is not a sentence that sounds good to someone who’s never heard of uncle Ben

[@TheBoss-kw2xk]

Themurloc true😂😂😂

[@NovikNikolovic]

*sad Peter Parker noises* (650th like)

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

Everybody has that one uncle.

[@kaogoogle1031]

Jackass

[@chadfkennedy]

Yikes.

[@zazastankpack]

Ah yes, I remember being a child in west Germany having my dad Arnold Schwarzenegger, and my mother female Arnold Schwarzenegger, preparing that delicious potato salad every Sunday.

[@darkcoeficient]

Most have gotten sweet gainz

[@chrisboyle3828]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Austrian

[@darkcoeficient]

@@chrisboyle3828 and Austria is?

[@zazastankpack]

chris boyle actually he’s German little known fact I would know he gave birth to me

[@RoboticV]

@@darkcoeficient a country

[@williamwaddell2177]

4:14 Salt lady: "Two tablespoons of sugar, maybe three" Girl filming: "I was gonna say *half a cup*"

[@yevrey_134]

Im German and that violated my human rights

[@georgiegan]

She's not fat, she just has severe water retention from all that sodium.

[@peterpemrich6962]

Plus she's fat.

[@nogiogo3106]

@@peterpemrich6962 Doubt.

[@relzyn5545]

this is what we call a joke ladies and gentlemen

[@EngForArabs]

She's a weightress xD

[@ahtomogger9969]

actually its salt

[@JoeHeartsock]

We're making a salad so naturally we need 3 cups of sugar, and half a gallon of vegetable oil.

[@Nekulturny]

Yeah, its revolting, cucumber salad does call for a little sugar... like 2 TEASPOONS, maybe 1 tablespoon if you like it sweeter (they used like 4). typically doesn't have oil in it.. but if you wanted to go with oil, they're using a neutral oil like canola or vegetable oil, so they're adding ZERO flavor vs something like Extra Virgin Olive Oil, all they're doing is adding FAT and no taste benefit from it.

[@WespectRamen]

@Austin Batton nobody asked you either lmao cringe

[@blackgothgoddess3164]

Lol

[@danielmcguire1313]

@@WespectRamen nobody asked you either hold on a second nobody asked me either have a nice day

[@smalliesmalls9601]

Austin Batton Not sure if this is the joke, but Neelix is the cook in Star Trek Voyager.

[@robelon7330]

"It's kinda like dumping" In kitchens we might call that assembly

[@TheChompChomp]

**surprised Pikachu face**

[@lucksss_.]

About the cucumber “salad”... My family actually makes that every Summer- except she’s doing it wrong. You’re supposed to chop the onion into rings instead of dicing it, and you let it sit in a container in the fridge for 4-8 hours in a mixture of (I think) vinegar, MAYBE some oil, salt and pepper. It’s actually REALLY good, but you really have to put a lot of vinegar for it to work properly. Also we call it “Cucumbers and onions” because that’s literally what it is, not a salad. If I find a recipe I’ll link it in here. Edit 1: Also you DON’T add sugar

[@yohane...shoukan2416]

This “salad” low key reminds me of what I did in Philippines: cucumber, vinegar and sugar. Yum!

[@lucksss_.]

@Jimmy Hardon Uh... My whole family has done it for generations? My DEAD great grandfather passed it down. That’s really rude.

[@lucksss_.]

@Jimmy Hardon I’m so sick of self-centered, bullies online like you. Go pay attention to your miserable life, instead of fighting children online over a recipe their family has passed down. There’s no way to do it wrong if it was made from scratch. It’s a hand-made recipe.

[@purple3018]

@Jimmy Hardon lmao go manage your portfolio you fucking elder go manage your 401K old timer

[@rachel6346]

that cucumber salad slaps lowkey

[@bjorlam8201]

As a german who loves my grandmother's cooking. I am embarrassed that I have lived this long in a perpetual lie thinking my grandmother was even half as good a chef that this woman is

[@peerfroehling9933]

as a german who never liked potato salad i can confirm that this woman changed my life now I love potato salad

[@misterdountly]

as a fellow german who never new he needed that much grease...i'm levetating

[@mbxoc954]

As a German im just eating potato salad on feiern..................

[@monsieurlefishe7066]

My nigga thats crazy! But I dont remember asking?

[@lucastheemperor4443]

@@monsieurlefishe7066 Damn Alain, you got the whole squad laughing...!

[@aviem5887]

Jack, the maestro of mayonnaise Kay, the mistress of mincemeat Featureman, the duke of diabetes Mystery Chef, the sorceress of salt Sara, the baroness of bologna Paul, the archbishop of asbestos (Back due to popular demand!) Tank, the harbinger of safety hazards Dusty, the monarch of mold

[@kingpenguin5825]

It’s like the power rangers but worse if we get 1 more person

[@professored7169]

Okay Buddy 👌

[@Nova-wc1xl]

Copied

[@aviem5887]

@@Nova-wc1xl And added to, love! But yes, this was not originally my idea. Sorry to disappoint

[@sf7154]

The four horseman of the foodpocalypse

[@icb1g839]

I'm German too and eating this every morning and evening.

[@lewiepostalone8776]

The only thing german about this is how many lives have been destroyed at the actions of 1 person.

[@friendlyman2465]

Why waste all those ingredients when she could've just eaten mouthfuls of salt

[@Dogman690]

Oh come on now, she clearly has some class. She likes cucumber flavored salt.

[@yokootersmellfunky]

what do you mean waste? she probably eats all of it.

[@KinreeveNaku]

Waste? Naw fam, she eats it twice. Coincidentally it comes out exactly the same as it goes in. That shite is unobtainium

[@jackwes5579]

The only thing in this video that might have been over seasoned was the cucumber salad. Even the turkey was underseasoned.

[@davidlemos1136]

She doesnt want to appear in "My Strange Addiction's" radar.

[@Matthew-dp3hf]

It actually blows my mind that this woman can make food that looks like that and the person recording is excited. This is clearly an acquired taste that my family neglected to share with me.

[@Shirokuruse]

Matthew they might be aliens who knows.

[@xavcantsingwell9781]

I read this wrong. I thought you put, "It actually blows my mind that this woman can make food that looks like the person recording." That was a laugh

[@hollow3951]

acquired taste for trash. also they are aliens that's why they will rip off their faces like Charlie said.

[@Shirokuruse]

Jay Janson lol poor aliens.

[@SharkBait19904]

Trust me I know all too well that feeling from eating some of my friends mom's cooking. More then one of my friend's moms. They get so excited about it and I sit there looking at it going "What is this disaster I am staring at"? And you can't just not accept it. And unlike my family if you are full just dump the rest in the garbage or have leftovers. Their parents make you eat all of it. If you put any food on your plate at one of my friends house it doesn't matter if it tastes terrible. You have to eat it all no excuses. So I learned to just eat at my house beforehand so I have an excuse not to eat it saying that I already ate.

[@Sauce1803]

As a German, I silently cried in the corner of my room when that potato salad was being created.

[@benmiddleton4365]

There is something so amazing about watching someone take all of whatever they have chuck it in a pot and add water pepper and a couple pounds of salt and mix it while heating it on a stove. Truly inspiring. I have learnt much from watching this.

[@leadpencil-223]

Well how do you think stew came to be? Someone just chucked some meat, veggies and salt in some water and boiled it.

[@bensoncheung2801]

@@leadpencil-223 Salt?

[@LordZanba]

The way she cut the cucumber is actually a proper technique with a paring knife, since it gives you the most control. Butter under the turkey skin is also a technique meant to produce crispy skin, but the point was defeated when she used huge localized chunks instead of spreading it more evenly and cooked it entirely in the bag.

[@krystallapp6127]

Ah yes a man of culture as well

[@Subscribersnodignity]

Proper technique poor execution

[@infantiltinferno]

Yeah, but why you would use a pairing knife to cut cucumber is beyond me.

[@katrinaharp8989]

Why did she cut the skin off the cucumber for a salad like that?

[@jordibear]

Onion however, should not be cut like that. lol

[@lmetetel4495]

Missed the title opportunity of “sultan of sodium”

[@meltss6630]

My favorite Dire Salts song

[@stevenkelby2169]

@@meltss6630 *diarrhoea straits.

[@shadikal12345]

The Saltan?

[@zacharypotter5183]

Master of puppets

[@mohammadfahrurrozy8082]

SoS

[@RustinRoark]

It's like a drunk person, with no actual cooking experience, but who just finished watching a Chopped marathon, goin at it

[@shoorky9717]

3:14 NEIN

[@Interknetz]

Starting to understand why people get fat. It's not McDonalds or fast food, it's their self-proclaimed expertise in cooking.

[@camillerich138]

These are the people that “Eat healthy because they don’t go out to eat”

[@barnacleboi2595]

Yeah, before this, i didnt think these people actually existed

[@quintusgrobler9088]

You're not wrong but more importantly it's about those god damn portions. It's ridiculous, humans are not means to consume that much shit.

[@lowstandards3148]

Fair point but she’s more of a cook than I am. If the standard for a “cook” is a professional chef than can’t we just agree she’s a non professional cook?

[@lowstandards3148]

Quintus Grobler true

[@Lambdaleth]

I said "eugh" when she dumped that sugar on the cucumbers yiiiikes.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

My teeth started to hurt.

[@Dimmadale]

That made my insides hurt.

[@xevenxaver4759]

My heart got clogged just by seeing it.

[@tiffanyr.4910]

I actually flinched lmaoo

[@youaresomethingstrange9253]

What're you talking about? That's flavor, my guy.

[@tb_0719]

I love how Charlie makes fun of her turkey, but when he makes one it's just as bad

[@hentaibodypillow250]

“I ate Uncle Ben in college nearly every day” he wasn’t talking about the rice

[@nightmonkey9748]

It makes me uncomfortable that the lady stirred the salad with her bare hand

[@bunglebean4302]

Does she not have a spoon???

[@robertparks6115]

The part that got me was how she cut the onion

[@kitpy5211]

I mean stirring a salad by hand is normal, but only with those giant ass salads. And with gloves

[@raycert07]

i dont think onions dill relish salt pepper and vinegar qualify as salad

[@mioszradomski1825]

Most traditional Middle and Eastern Europe salads are stirred by hand. You would also be surprised how they traditionally make sauerkraut or wine.

[@arandomcrusader8822]

"A little bit of sugar" *_Dumps a lot of sugar_* Is this that lady who said "Two shots of vodka" and poured a bottle in

[@Sk0lzky]

No that was my nanny when preparing milk for me. Now I fight polar bears in siberia over seal hunting spots.

[@JimsyFlimsy]

It was 2 shots of vodka but okay

[@ivohansen4730]

its two shots

[@orly780]

A generous amount of olive oil

[@whitecrow902]

That was Gordan Ramsey I believe.

[@waltuh11121]

When I was a kid, we were kinda poor, and one of our most common meals were just split cucumbers with olive oil, vinegar and salt. Because of that, I love cucumbers. But this... this made me cry

[@fancyultrafresh3264]

My parents raised me to be respectful, courteous, and accepting, especially when invited for dinner. I would make an exception here.

[@jake-fj2zi]

Imagine being a turkey and dying just for some lady to dump an entire bottle of beer into you and film it

[@thatchonkyfonky3327]

Imagine dying just for someone to shove 4 onions up your arse

[@_SixthDay_]

ThatChonkyFonky I’d be ok with that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

[@No-ep2oy]

@@_SixthDay_ me too

[@Jan-mu6vs]

@@thatchonkyfonky3327 if you skip the dying part it sounds like a fun way to spend a Sunday morning

[@AnimeOtaku56.]

But it is turkey prep except for no seasonings it was done right

[@drpeppy635]

"Little bit of sugar" Pours the whole container in

[@Meneltour27]

It'S foR ThE CHILDREN!

[@Shirokuruse]

Steven Smith it’s for Martha

[@simeonkrompart6517]

2 shots of vodka

[@notverybreathtaking3631]

@@simeonkrompart6517 Half a bottle later

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The true master chef knows a "dollop" = heaping spoonfuls at minimum

[@davo100089]

I've watched this so many times I know what Charlie is going to say. So good

[@anglespoggle]

I MUST study her technique! It’s flawless!

[@jessicabecker22]

as a german I literally feel attacked by that ‘potato salad’

[@stoli8226]

I was gon say u bad until i saw kpoop on your youtube lol

[@PeterPhinney]

my grandpa killed germans and i'm offended

[@Abdulmanan_ds]

Youre beautiful

[@Arul7X]

you germans could declare World War III now

[@Nicarand]

@@PeterPhinney Lol. Thank you, Peter's grandpa. Sincerely, a German. ...only if he exclusively did it in the 40s, though.

[@joshuadoll9000]

Watching shit like this makes me appreciate my mother so much more and the fact that not only could she cook but she taught me how to cook as well.

[@mrwoody1413]

That’s awesome.. being able to cook for yourself is an important tool. Hopefully she tried to instill some healthy eating habits in you as well.. if your parents feed you unhealthy shit as a kid you’re most likely going to continue to eat unhealthy shit as an adult and continue the cycle by passing that down to your kids.

[@milotheangel9756]

That sounds amazing, as someone with a mom who can barely cook pancakes I’ve had to learn how to cook on my own and at 16 I can cook better than she can, it’s kinda sad.

[@spooktspeek]

yeah same my dad's an amazing cook and taught me to cook some stuff too from what i've discovered, i'm pretty good at making random stuff entirely from scratch

[@panokio2620]

This comment fits me all to well!

[@zerog1064]

my dad did the same thing with me! :) he taught me how to cook, make healthy food, and make healthy food actually taste good. I’m extremely greatful 💕💕💕

[@cbnf7416]

0:07 Well that's more terrifying than I expected

[@loisseru4352]

I am German and even my grand grandmother prepared the classic potato Salat exactly like the mysterychef did!

[@epicghandi6141]

I'm German and i feel as-salt-ted.... and they say germans have no humor.

[@queueuof]

why does our language sound terrifying to others

[@monke3898]

@@queueuof not to me. German is one of my fave languages i just love how it sounds.

[@xXFangRideXx]

"its german humor mate, its no laughing matter"

[@kannakamui1023]

@@queueuof most other languages have people speak softly and then whenever you really hear someone's speaking German it's like "HEIG SCNIGLE GREI" and it's terrifying

[@queueuof]

@@kannakamui1023 true, plus our history does not help

[@matteovergari141]

The way she mixes things with her bare hands is making me light headed

[@queueuof]

Bakterien

[@x-x2852]

Let's just hope she cleaned her hands LMAO

[@astro6434]

Hopefully she didn't take a shit, wiped then left without washing her hands

[@DudeUnperfect21]

That turkey was still flapping its wings

[@popsmoke21]

5:00 "time to purge" i fucking lost it

[@AlaskaRS]

They just don't realise how bad they are. It's like you've got to physically rewire the brain to help them understand how terrible this food is from a nutritional and culinary perspective.

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Thats how my dads gf is and theyre both disgustingly bloated, they both sound like theyre being choked to death when they 'sleep'. Their idea of a god damn good borderline amazing dinner is every single thing from a can or bag and a crock pot, all with great value brand trash. Put cheese in it and on it its amazing

[@juanfernando4686]

Well actually, in a culinary sense, I guess it's alright if it taste good for them

[@Kodagraphy]

Drinker_Of_ Milk actually, table salt is only about 40% sodium.

[@cicelypatterson3927]

And when you try to help them they get upset at you for ??? Knowing how to cook?

[@Amira_Phoenix]

That's is exactly what it would take. And since the natural pace of the process takes a lifetime, they're doomed.

[@Zer0Spinn]

I feel like I'm watching junkies shooting heroin. This is kind of sad...

[@adualaispuro]

"Kind of" is an understatement

[@mythowrose2742]

Probably healthier to shoot heroin

[@x_VineM_x]

@@mythowrose2742 And not as gross to watch

[@stevenkelby2169]

At least heroin makes you feel good.

[@finlaycraig1810]

You guys sold me on heroin

[@hexoson]

I'm a bit late to the party, but watching these videos gives me confidence in my ability to cook. It's nice growing up with parents that are at least half decent at cooking pasta, grilling, and making stews and roasts. I'd eat my parents' chili everyday of the fucking week if I could. Even the generic canned meat pasta sauce and cheap spaghetti that every one of my childhood friends' parents made, which always tasted the exact same by the way, was better than what I could only imagine this garbage tastes like.

[@PredatorXi1]

Charlie should record himself actually recreating these kind of recipes from these weird channels and taste test them just for shits and giggles.

[@riku751]

JCResonator Charlie’s gonna die if he does it

[@CleoVonGem]

I don't think he wants to risk his life, and a trip to the ER just for shits n giggles..

[@dredgefall]

There would be plenty of shits I'll give you that

[@Nocreativenamehere]

Bruh don't disrespect Should I Eat, he does this so Charlie doesn't have to

[@redlaserfox3988]

I'd giggiddy

[@DANTENARUTO557]

I can tell such healthy eating is what led to their fit bodies, glistening muscles, and glowing skin. Put all the food possible into a bowl, drown it in salt till it crystallizes, then eat up.

[@osku2290]

Im jealous of how fit she is

[@randallmokjialung3592]

They're fuxking jojo characters

[@daylightbright7675]

Ahhhh yes, fat jokes. Suuuuuper clever and original. Please tell me how you fit so much raw comedic genius into that of course perfectly fit physique of yours. I'm sure you have a real bright future in stand up 😯

[@daylightbright7675]

@Guts ...That was an uncomfortably fast reply. You good, fam? Do you need to talk?

[@daylightbright7675]

@Guts Well I mean, I appreciate you having the courage to be honest about who you are. Keep your chin up, the perfect guy will come along someday 🙃

[@adelmoyori]

Im pretty sure these "putrid cooking" series HAS to be the best way to lose weight

[@sen1864]

hey.. i think she forgot to add the salt?

[@hyper_riley9108]

jack the mister of mayonnaise kay the mince of meat feature man the bringer of diabetes now the saint of salt

[@davidsharrod940]

The new avengers line-up looks strong.

[@AVIOQIO]

Wheres sausage man

[@Spingerex]

@@AVIOQIO He's exempted because most of his creations turn out fine.

[@thedehydratedpie3289]

FeatureMan doesn't belong in the Fantastic four , he had some ridiculous sweet champ ideas ,but the spot definitely belongs to "Joey the menace of Fatass WorldTour"

[@fishboi9582]

Those are all Dark Souls boss names

[@superior7673]

Could you imagine the crossover if the Mayo Master and Her got together, only for their masterpieces to be turned into sausage?

[@joseislanio8910]

gay man then Kay would come and cut the sausages with scissors

[@cierra856]

gay man butter

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

That's some Marvel/DC Dr.Evil level shit

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

A bite of that sausage would send you straight to diabetes hell with a side of cardiac arrest.

[@soupman9038]

The most ambitious crossover in history

[@davidferg2263]

when he said THE LORE RUNS DEEP I cried and never stopped

[@Godmcgod]

Peter: Aunt May, do you have any cool stories from college? Aunt May: 8:28

[@LibertyMapper]

That's the reason why we lost the Second World War. We were constantly dehydrated because of the salt in our potato salad.

[@nwoadrenochromdealer6667]

Liberum Arbitrium xD

[@fan9775]

It wasn't salt... It was ashes.

[@shanesimpson4407]

Started two world wars. Lost both. Nice

[@pandemonium5957]

@@shanesimpson4407 yes.

[@TheHetaliafan123]

@@shanesimpson4407 Germany did not start WW1

[@quebet3101]

I feel like she's the kind of person to dump salt into her cereal.

[@hopelessheathen8190]

Noo sugar an entire bag of sugar

[@soupman9038]

Bruh you don't?

[@trashbrock2320]

Yeah man you gotta counterbalance the mushrooms

[@kraftp]

*takes a bite of fruity pebbles* yup needs more salt

[@shizukagozen777]

@@kraftp LOL

[@silverlabilver585]

mystery chef can replace the bald guy in master chef with this form of expertise

[@herher44liamalover8]

If I'm being honest looking in her house it doesn't look sunny it looks lukewarm and slightly cloudy

[@barshalen99]

This looks like something made in a German prison maybe.

[@Haschlatte42]

German here.even there u get better food, that has nohing to do with german cooking^^

[@juraicgamer4408]

Haschlatte42, looking at the “German Potato Salad” made me not want to be German anymore.

[@eeloon]

A German prison... In 1943.

[@connor4905]

Concentration camp*

[@Gnanngnnangnnangnnangnnangn]

No even not there

[@IWasAlwaysNeverAnywhere]

"bacon grease and dill relish" is a sentance i never expected to hear.

[@huskymusk315]

sentance? lmao

[@MayonnaiseOreo]

Sentance is a misspelling I never expected to see.

[@Eomionis.Vow.]

It isn't even a sentence

[@davinator_peepo2102]

The founding fathers never intended this

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

It is a death sentence you know

[@mr.pretender7482]

The time to purge was so funny i laughed in a different way then i usually do.

[@nyChannel09]

And then the same people say: Im fat because of my genetics: metabolism.

[@SeaDog337]

When you can't finish a sentence without pausing to catch your breath... ya, that's probably a sign you need to pump the brakes on all that salt.

[@user-up7nb6id1f]

Nonono... more salt.. and more oil. When in doubt, fill your dopamine receptors in your brain to avoid looking down at the crippling lard tub you have become. :D

[@jeremywatson9137]

@@user-up7nb6id1f free willy, master of salt

[@caranaworld]

'Yea that's exactly how our food is prepared!' said literally no German ever...

[@_winter7745]

Honestly not that far off... you'd definitely want a Dusseldorf mustard instead of spicy or dijon. It just slaps of americana so it seems way off.

[@MrMCKlebeband]

well true, but that's universally applicable... exchange german for french or italian or really what ever

[@MrMCKlebeband]

@@_winter7745 i don't know what you guys up there are doing when this shit resembles your potato salad.

[@greg8360]

It's kinda how we do it but way off

[@niklo322]

CaranAWorld no one on earth*

[@Jordan_C_Wilde175]

She and the “Three ounces of bourbon " Lady would make a wonderful team

[@mayvalateri]

As someone who absolutely loves cucumbers and eats them with almost everything this is the one dish that is accending my limits

[@matthewardern577]

I love how when she wears the mask she can’t fully open her mouth because her face fills up the mask

[@stiffyo6068]

Fills it up? Her face fucking overflows from it

[@mrconr5424]

Her face is scientifically clasified as a liquid

[@alexh3158]

"I ate uncle Ben in college every day" Spiderman: *Cries in spider language*

[@alphanova01]

With great power comes great re-salt-ibility

[@georgedrake651]

I always put these videos ready to laugh and have to stop watching or I’ll literally throw up

[@CleanSockQ]

That woman really made the chicken a GTA character with the amount of stuff she gave it

[@TraxellOfficial]

charlie's camera angle makes him look like an even shorter child than he actually is

[@stig5763]

Traxell there he is. Charlie Charlie Charlie. Charlie Charlie Charlie. Lmao.

[@juhalight5921]

bruh

[@xcmodev1558]

“A little bit of sugar” Jesus christ, what maniac pours 2 cups worth of sugar on a salad??!??

[@LYNXzTwist]

I finally understand how so many Americans are overweight if they casually make meals like this 😂😭

[@skeeyz]

gerard you mean that American because idk if everyone makes food like that

[@supasf]

@@LYNXzTwist that's racist bro

[@supasf]

@Brocc Joebama still racist

[@RatBoyDunce]

Etern4l Saiy4n it’s not racism if it’s not against a race though maybe if they’d said native Americans it’d be racist but american isn’t a race the comment was xenophobic at worst

[@static1359]

KZbin chefs never fail to disappoint

[@mosstdev]

Wait am I the only one that grew up with some of these, cucumber salad, bologna salad, etc

[@itsdanburton4040]

The real mystery is how their kidneys haven't exploded yet

[@lamarkP22]

itzdanburton that profile picture makes it better

[@Kwispygod]

Hxted Renegade it does

[@Kwispygod]

Hxted Renegade it does

[@SiegeYT]

@@Kwispygod yes

[@SiegeYT]

@@Kwispygod yes

[@cowboy8494]

can we talk about how she tears apart the entire Turkey with her bare hands

[@ethanspear4471]

It’s the technique of a master. When Gordon Ramsey want to de-bone a salmon, he tears that bitch in half with his bare hands.

[@lemius6154]

@@ethanspear4471 he's only good at it because he's had practice with the necks of bad restaurant owners

[@xxcrypticxx3806]

@@lemius6154 and his children

[@Cumdaemon]

Metal

[@gileee]

When you cook it in one of those oven bags it falls apart on it's own. It'd be harder to take it out of the bag in one piece.

[@KoiKat_]

I feel my arteries clogging just watching this.

[@blast1509]

That cucumber salad made me so depressed that I don’t have the strength to make the Chinese cucumber salad I was gonna make today anymore

[@krpowerlifting3380]

Imagine cutting into a turkey only to find whole onions and beer inside of it 💀

[@Iceis_Phoenix]

I once found a Cornish hen and though the turkey was pregnant..but Turkey's don't lay eggs. It was a prank.

[@NWGoldSilverMC]

i mean the whole onion? pretty standard. the beer? nah

[@dallasg3464]

Then only flavored with salt 💀

[@misterbooga6466]

You’re supposed to remove the onion after

[@sugarandspice926]

So are we even gonna metion how she ripped apart that whole turkey with her bare hands?

[@Cellidor]

I was hoping someone else noticed that. Seriously knives exist for a reason and she just goes in cavewoman style tearing off hunks like a beast. What even.

[@unconfirmed9675]

absolutely barbaric

[@tym5791]

Those are bear paws

[@chancebrady3543]

Must be worse knowing you can relate

[@TheGozeraye]

Because knives are inefficient you beta soy boy

[@Mariahaha]

Seeing videos like these help me understand why some Americans have serious issues with their weight & why health care there costs a fortune… woah.

[@mikikulesza]

It's 3 am and I was hungry af. Well, I'm not anymore. Thanks

[@wet7966]

Imagine how that turkey is feeling looking down to see his body getting used like this

[@your_stepbro1756]

Who said the Turkey was looking down?

[@achicken4761]

Maybe the turkey is thinking something like "I never had the chance to experience this while I was alive" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)