I Tried Those 100-Hour Recipes

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FutureCanoe

FutureCanoe

Күн бұрын

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@dygon7663
@dygon7663 4 ай бұрын
"im so glad I'm doing this video guys" The happiness is always evident in your voice.
@renuk8560
@renuk8560 4 ай бұрын
Lol, this is called deadpun humour.
@BrowniGb
@BrowniGb 4 ай бұрын
He always seems like he's disappointed, but when he gets happy about stuff I do too
@blue_staf4563
@blue_staf4563 3 ай бұрын
i read this comment not even a second before he said that why does this always happen
@the_only_lonely
@the_only_lonely 3 ай бұрын
@@renuk8560no, he just talks like that, he literally got fired from a job as a waiter once cuz he was to emotionless and the boss didn‘t think it works well with the customers
@renuk8560
@renuk8560 3 ай бұрын
@@the_only_lonely what "no"? Google the term, it can both be intentional or unintentional. Junferno does it a lot too
@AlvinKZhou
@AlvinKZhou 4 ай бұрын
I loved it when you recycled the micola original taste and caramel color
@piZZa4everRulz
@piZZa4everRulz 4 ай бұрын
ey, made the lasagna recipe for my birthday last year, that was such a banger, thanks a bunch for the recipe! definitely one to pass down
@chatman4998
@chatman4998 4 ай бұрын
Dang ur fast
@GenericAhhHandle-i6q
@GenericAhhHandle-i6q 4 ай бұрын
WHAT YOURE HERE
@malcolmtylerrivera9512
@malcolmtylerrivera9512 4 ай бұрын
hi
@SuperNachtAktiv
@SuperNachtAktiv 4 ай бұрын
Collab incoming?
@JustASmileyEmoji
@JustASmileyEmoji 4 ай бұрын
“I’m hungry, when will the food be ready?” “Just give me 3 days”
@vinodkanduri7353
@vinodkanduri7353 4 ай бұрын
Rock
@Ayazyigiit
@Ayazyigiit 4 ай бұрын
you mean 4 days?
@JustASmileyEmoji
@JustASmileyEmoji 4 ай бұрын
@@Ayazyigiitmy bad sorry
@SABSCORPION
@SABSCORPION 4 ай бұрын
A human can stay up to 30 days whitout food whitout problems so you woud survive the max I managed when I chalanged myself on a school trip was 30 hours whitout food
@Ayazyigiit
@Ayazyigiit 4 ай бұрын
@@SABSCORPION The human body can survive for 30 days without food, but it takes like a few hours for it to get uncomfortable and hungry.
@schawn4925
@schawn4925 4 ай бұрын
The ending was worth a million, I’ll get u the rest soon
@theskeletonsskeletons9495
@theskeletonsskeletons9495 4 ай бұрын
I like how he always cuts a square of food from the middle of the pan. You deserve it.👍
@Big_Theft_Auto
@Big_Theft_Auto 4 ай бұрын
Yeah man it's so weird that it's funny 😂
@emptyarthaus9535
@emptyarthaus9535 4 ай бұрын
I don't know. The corner piece in a lasagna and brownies are THE best cuts to eat, imo.
@John.McMillan
@John.McMillan 4 ай бұрын
​@@emptyarthaus9535 A fellow man of culture, I see. Absolutely correct.
@theskeletonsskeletons9495
@theskeletonsskeletons9495 4 ай бұрын
I find that edge pieces are only delicious if they are not overcooked.
@floozytchi
@floozytchi 12 күн бұрын
your def of overcooked is prolly whack @@theskeletonsskeletons9495
@rajamrutiya9461
@rajamrutiya9461 4 ай бұрын
Bro finally caved in and bought a electric mixing device 😭😭
@freezingcicada6852
@freezingcicada6852 4 ай бұрын
God's strongest couch beater couldnt compete with the machines
@muthuselvam573
@muthuselvam573 4 ай бұрын
@@freezingcicada6852 the machines have won :(
@Heartwing37
@Heartwing37 4 ай бұрын
AND A SOUS VIDE !!! 😮
@Po4ka3916
@Po4ka3916 4 ай бұрын
😢
@kusanagiSakura
@kusanagiSakura 4 ай бұрын
Dude is gonna loose forearms
@robinlaceishere
@robinlaceishere 4 ай бұрын
New Butcher? Machines? Patience?! Who is this guy and what has he done with futurecanoe?
@RISHITRANJAN
@RISHITRANJAN 4 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same 😂😅
@nottsoserious
@nottsoserious 4 ай бұрын
Dude just metamorphosized into a meta KZbin cook
@kusanagiSakura
@kusanagiSakura 4 ай бұрын
Bro got a doppleganger this time
@Becoming.potatoes
@Becoming.potatoes 4 ай бұрын
Because now hes future canoe
@dusesterzi
@dusesterzi 4 ай бұрын
We losing the battle against the machines boss
@A_gregarian
@A_gregarian 4 ай бұрын
Bro got sick of beating things on his couch and finally brought a mixer.💀
@ENOGMA
@ENOGMA 4 ай бұрын
What's so bad about beating your meat on the couch?
@darriahlazard
@darriahlazard 4 ай бұрын
That joke is corny af and overdone anyways
@zeltroidmania
@zeltroidmania 4 ай бұрын
Shut up​@@darriahlazard
@Monocentic
@Monocentic 4 ай бұрын
@@darriahlazarddiarrhea hazard
@aMondayMorning
@aMondayMorning 4 ай бұрын
@@darriahlazard the joke wasn't the point.
@szilagyimate
@szilagyimate 4 ай бұрын
the part where you beat the crap out of the tupperware holding the butter made me lol, relatable
@RandomChannel_710
@RandomChannel_710 4 ай бұрын
15:44 the ending was so motivating and wholesome at the same time
@samuelloomis9714
@samuelloomis9714 10 күн бұрын
Existential crisis. We only have so much time to live. We're all going to die at some point.
@Memaroni
@Memaroni 3 күн бұрын
​@@samuelloomis9714 that's true, but why care if that's gonna happen anyway, why deny the inevitable , all we can do is embrace it and make the best out of the lives we have.
@Tulipstremble
@Tulipstremble 4 ай бұрын
It’s refreshing to see him become an actual home cook and baker. So proud.
@zaketenyu1932
@zaketenyu1932 4 ай бұрын
am i missing something? he always was
@clowntown3
@clowntown3 4 ай бұрын
​@@zaketenyu1932 he's using slightly less radioactive ingredients
@grqfes
@grqfes 4 ай бұрын
@@clowntown3 look at that first batch of brownies tho bros not off the hook yet
@clowntown3
@clowntown3 4 ай бұрын
@@grqfes that's why I said slightly less, bro he's probably a mass producer of radioactive spiders
@alanhardy7024
@alanhardy7024 4 ай бұрын
@@clowntown3 No, thats just better lighting. You dont use chicken thats bad unless you have a death wish. People really just dont know how chicken looks without proper lighting, because thats what we are used to from other youtubers.
@mightnotmagic
@mightnotmagic 4 ай бұрын
Idk how I feel about this channel becoming more professional and him actually getting kinda good at cooking, like these don't like radioactive.
@Demonsta
@Demonsta 4 ай бұрын
If you think that's what's happening you must not know much about food. 😅 He's always been great at cooking, you can see it from his technique and knowledge. But the gimmick of the channel is that he cuts corners and doesn't follow the recipe so it turns out bad, because that's how most people follow recipes by fafo lmao. The food was never radioactive he just didn't have studio lighting and commenters don't know what meat from a grocery store looks like without staging and editing. You can see comments about that too in his early vids before the meme became so overwhelming that there was no point in correcting it anymore and people think it's real cause they only see raw food on KZbin videos lmao. Personally the radioactive comments were getting old so I'm ready to see what the next meme is. Man doesn't need to repeat the same couple jokes a million more times to keep this channel going.
@FayeVert
@FayeVert 4 ай бұрын
​@@Demonstayes, his knife skills have always tipped us off that he actually does know what he's doing, but my reason for watching him is entirely because I relate to him and the kind of ADHD mistakes and shortcuts we both do.
@MindAx13
@MindAx13 4 ай бұрын
Enough radiation has leaked from his cooking to cause him to evolve into something new, the futurefuturecanoe
@yungmaui4876
@yungmaui4876 4 ай бұрын
True, it’s been a while since I’ve seen radioactive chicken😂😂
@ashofaphoenix
@ashofaphoenix 4 ай бұрын
@@Demonsta as someone who does know about food and lives in his neighborhood, you are 100 percent wrong about that chicken not being radio active. His old butcher is in NY's China Town. Most of the meat sold there is radio-active. All the locals know this. We eat it to boost our immune systems. For this video, He switched to a butcher two blocks north in Little Italy, and look at how much better everything looks.
@AneXineohp
@AneXineohp 4 ай бұрын
I haven’t watched in a while, and I can tell he evolved. Normal meat, not messing everything up, relying on electronics, and actually not making me lose my appetite with his presentation!
@Asura1733
@Asura1733 4 ай бұрын
YEAH this video was a 100% yum
@jacobdelgado7343
@jacobdelgado7343 4 ай бұрын
Nah bro he's still doing it this is a one off ❤️
@Long-cock-johnson-lll
@Long-cock-johnson-lll 3 ай бұрын
He's actually a really good cook if you watch his old videos, he just cuts corners cuz he doesn't really care for perfection as it's a KZbin recipe video so it needs some spice for his type of viewership's satisfaction
@Lee-tg1ty
@Lee-tg1ty 2 ай бұрын
Instill miss his crooked fork tho
@joeljeffrey7790
@joeljeffrey7790 Ай бұрын
Yeahhh same
@shelymarks952
@shelymarks952 4 ай бұрын
The “I’ve only had school Italian food” reveal. Like NO WONDER you thought Italian food was bad 💀🥲
@ninjalectualx
@ninjalectualx 2 ай бұрын
Italian food is mid
@kookbook4399
@kookbook4399 2 ай бұрын
@@ninjalectualx made outside of italy with shitty ingredients yes
@Appaddict01
@Appaddict01 2 ай бұрын
@@ninjalectualx It’s the best. Literally don’t need to go any further than pizza and they crush Asian cuisine in desserts.
@ninjalectualx
@ninjalectualx 2 ай бұрын
Pizza is American. Europe literally didn't even have tomatoes until we gave them to them
@tomaszdrozdz7831
@tomaszdrozdz7831 2 ай бұрын
​@@ninjalectualx Americans never invented pizza
@coconut-v3v
@coconut-v3v 4 ай бұрын
Wow i can't believe how much i needed that lil pep talk at the end. I recently started school to become a home inspector, even though I have no background in construction like most people who go into that line of work. I've been doubting myself as to whether or not I can actually do this so thanks for the little pep talk! I'm gonna try my best!
@MarvinMakesArt
@MarvinMakesArt 3 ай бұрын
DO IT
@Percykitty
@Percykitty 2 ай бұрын
How is it going so far?
@sandrovva
@sandrovva 2 ай бұрын
lmao I honestly thought it was a transition to a hellofresh or a betterhelp ad but turned out super wholesome
@averageenjoyer3934
@averageenjoyer3934 4 ай бұрын
Dude seeing Alvin's channel pop up like that just unlocked some far gone memory. There was a solid week where I just binged his videos and it was the most at-peace I felt in recent memory That brownie recipe in particular..? That's heaven
@dgcfgvvgb6555
@dgcfgvvgb6555 4 ай бұрын
Bro ikr!! His videos are so soothing and calming, his kitchen is so nice and his city girl background music is so good lol. I loved his videos so much, i wish he didn't stop making them 😭😭
@gooby_bogs
@gooby_bogs 4 ай бұрын
he's in the babish culinary universe now
@averageenjoyer3934
@averageenjoyer3934 4 ай бұрын
@@gooby_bogs ahh i never woulda thought about that. Good to hear
@alanaanderson7023
@alanaanderson7023 4 ай бұрын
i litteraly did the same thing
@sony_mdr7506
@sony_mdr7506 4 ай бұрын
1% baking 1% waiting 98% 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓽
@mezozie
@mezozie 4 ай бұрын
Toturial like how you do it
@gianhh6336
@gianhh6336 4 ай бұрын
And by it I mean, well, my peanits
@marsreddrust
@marsreddrust 4 ай бұрын
Freakycanoe
@vijaykrishnan7797
@vijaykrishnan7797 Ай бұрын
How to write in cursive in comments?
@nala1089
@nala1089 4 ай бұрын
Honestly can you start a podcast, you're voice is so emotionlessly, calmingly pleasent.
@megsmith6758
@megsmith6758 4 ай бұрын
The missing chunk of tiramisu at the end is hilarious 😂
@Stinkyamp
@Stinkyamp 3 ай бұрын
I love your channel, it’s so genuine. No insanely expensive equipment, no professional voiceover, just cooking
@猫好き-03
@猫好き-03 4 ай бұрын
that lasagna looked so mouthwatering actually give me 1 million of those
@x-LINX-x
@x-LINX-x 4 ай бұрын
isn't the point of his channel to show how easy it is for you to make these things? You can make 1,000,001 if you want
@jords5324
@jords5324 4 ай бұрын
I was salivating hard at the lasagna 🤣
@Sempre_ade__
@Sempre_ade__ 4 ай бұрын
You have to wait til it cools down 😢
@Forest__Spirit
@Forest__Spirit 4 ай бұрын
@@Sempre_ade__are you supposed be to let it cool then reheat it ? Cuz i dont want no cold lasagna 😾
@petter9078
@petter9078 4 ай бұрын
The lasagna needs time to set. Let it heat off a bit. He did not do that, so it becomes very mushy. It will be even tastier if you let it become more firm like that.
@KristorTheOne
@KristorTheOne 4 ай бұрын
8:13 "I usually cream it on the couch but since I have a hand mixer, i'll just do it infront of you guys" 😭😭
@csy897
@csy897 4 ай бұрын
when you transcribe it like THAT
@marcel-xe7tr
@marcel-xe7tr 4 ай бұрын
@@csy897 he didnt even describe it differently, he just out subtitles on 😭
@John.McMillan
@John.McMillan 4 ай бұрын
I read that as he said it lol
@franxx941
@franxx941 4 ай бұрын
so another couch guy...
@BlazingRetrix
@BlazingRetrix 4 ай бұрын
16:11 The casual drop of amazing inspiration
@steve_watson_644
@steve_watson_644 4 ай бұрын
What's the outro song
@Obsidainstorm
@Obsidainstorm 4 ай бұрын
I was just thinking he got awfully Philosophical
@jajajsjjslolapi679
@jajajsjjslolapi679 4 ай бұрын
@@Obsidainstorm "The most important thing about a stress meal is eating it with a heart full of hope."
@tonymuniz1290
@tonymuniz1290 4 ай бұрын
Ong
@lor1nio
@lor1nio 4 ай бұрын
Swapping red wine for sake is a brave move
@localstreetsbatman
@localstreetsbatman 3 ай бұрын
5:17 I think everyone knows this pain
@pradeepmalar327
@pradeepmalar327 4 ай бұрын
"You might call it unsanitary, but I call it culture". I agree, my man!!
@PsychSoldier756
@PsychSoldier756 4 ай бұрын
Not just a culture, a civilization
@aldenstromberg7273
@aldenstromberg7273 4 ай бұрын
bacteria culture more like :))) biology joke kapow
@O4C209
@O4C209 4 ай бұрын
8:28 Using the mixer without turning it on. Chef's kiss.
@N3ptunian
@N3ptunian 4 ай бұрын
Because all the powders would go everywhere if you turn it on 😂 even at the lowest speed it's still really fast.
@kaanozay5764
@kaanozay5764 4 ай бұрын
I love the way he gives the hardest life lessons in such a monotone and normal way
@tsgtolis
@tsgtolis 4 ай бұрын
Glazing starts at 3:18
@anthopolio
@anthopolio 4 ай бұрын
Real
@anthopolio
@anthopolio 4 ай бұрын
Ρισπεκτ μα νιγγα
@prodkria
@prodkria 4 ай бұрын
εισαι λιγο νιγγα απτην χουντα
@anthopolio
@anthopolio 4 ай бұрын
@@prodkria billy greek
@prodkria
@prodkria 4 ай бұрын
@@anthopolio αεκ
@christiewelch7149
@christiewelch7149 Ай бұрын
Omg loved the ending message and monotone voice! It's like my brain couldn't differentiate between the video and you pouring words of knowledge they went straight into my brain! Awesome vid!!!!
@snapgab
@snapgab 4 ай бұрын
I think these kinds of recipes are actually way more practical than people give them credit for, if you're planning a dinner party or something then it's actually great to make at least some of the dishes ahead of time.
@Runefrag
@Runefrag 2 ай бұрын
Fudge brownie recipes like these are just awful. Looking past health concerns, they stain absolutely everything, give you palate fatigue after 2-3 bites, become uncuttable when cooled (AKA the intended serving temperature) and are expensive. You really want to go with the caked variety and/or use a chocolate-based bread layer and have this as a coating on top instead of just a humongous fat solid blocky chunks of butter and oil.
@aramalqestoma1450
@aramalqestoma1450 4 ай бұрын
15:18 "Tastes so much better than last night". Yea now I know who took a massive slice of it after he took it out 💀
@staypuft24
@staypuft24 4 ай бұрын
He can neither confirm nor deny this information
@LihaM.
@LihaM. 4 ай бұрын
9:23 the bite out of the pan is taking me out😂
@beeko618
@beeko618 4 ай бұрын
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT!!!!
@thekindiger7001
@thekindiger7001 3 ай бұрын
4:00 DMX into next dish is Legendary crazy🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂❤
@MarlonEdulmujd
@MarlonEdulmujd 4 ай бұрын
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.
@joyslife-q9h
@joyslife-q9h 4 ай бұрын
The way he censored him being happy 😭 14:58
@yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479
@yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479 4 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@WarriorInAGarden.
@WarriorInAGarden. 4 ай бұрын
This guy is hilarious. I can't believe I just found him 😁
@SJSequoyah-oj4eq
@SJSequoyah-oj4eq 14 сағат бұрын
He must live in North Korea.
@Setashi
@Setashi 4 ай бұрын
Feels like this video should be 100 hours.
@Its_A_Real_Goose
@Its_A_Real_Goose 4 ай бұрын
You would edit a video 100 hours long?
@Wolf_sniffle
@Wolf_sniffle 4 ай бұрын
It takes so long to post videos over 100 hrs so uhh no
@tachyba
@tachyba 4 ай бұрын
No edits necessary
@soulman9070
@soulman9070 4 ай бұрын
can you even upload that long video on KZbin even if he were to do it as a joke and just loop 20 mins for 100 hours
@nonameno5717
@nonameno5717 4 ай бұрын
Base on the recipe, if the video is 100 hrs long, 90hrs just gonna be us watching the ingredients inside of fridge
@LilBuwu
@LilBuwu 4 ай бұрын
14:28 “I don’t know where that piece went, must’ve been the fanum tax”man I’m dead 💀
@nohopeathira
@nohopeathira 4 ай бұрын
Nevermind sorry
@LilBuwu
@LilBuwu 4 ай бұрын
@@nohopeathiraI will touch you
@gamesspot3613
@gamesspot3613 4 ай бұрын
​@@LilBuwu touch me too
@zollarus
@zollarus 4 ай бұрын
it is not that funny...
@John.McMillan
@John.McMillan 4 ай бұрын
Brain rot.
@8eebsly
@8eebsly 4 ай бұрын
the song for refrigerating lives rent free in my head. best cooking vid i've ever watched
@wakor.i
@wakor.i 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for teaching me a bunch of recipes that i won't ever do in my life time because am a piece of slump resting on a couch consuming media for the sake of visual satisfaction
@capybara._
@capybara._ 4 ай бұрын
“Stroke the meat” 😭😭🙏🏼
@Naiseawseaw
@Naiseawseaw 4 ай бұрын
Yes harder
@Themoreyouknow4
@Themoreyouknow4 4 ай бұрын
I Just Did That
@noahclaycameron
@noahclaycameron 4 ай бұрын
@@Themoreyouknow4 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIHTZoWejLmCla8si=DFehNdkbSxWYWuNa
@noahclaycameron
@noahclaycameron 4 ай бұрын
@@Themoreyouknow4 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIHTZoWejLmCla8si=dh4vlRFBR98BeRSz
@noahclaycameron
@noahclaycameron 4 ай бұрын
@@Themoreyouknow4 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIHTZoWejLmCla8si=dh4vlRFBR98BeRSz A bit of text to keep this from being deleted because I think this clip is a funny response
@DisastrousCake
@DisastrousCake 4 ай бұрын
that brownie was the first I've ever said "damn that looks good" out loud for this channel
@olimacaroni7
@olimacaroni7 4 ай бұрын
i know im british bc i think a lot of it looks good 😭😭
@DisastrousCake
@DisastrousCake 4 ай бұрын
@@olimacaroni7 the uk is not beating the allegations 😭😭
@gadeharshithreddy8395
@gadeharshithreddy8395 4 ай бұрын
Baby wake up futurecanoe dropped
@Owenw2009
@Owenw2009 4 ай бұрын
Wow your so creative
@toastedsniper9248
@toastedsniper9248 4 ай бұрын
@@Owenw2009you're *
@Themoreyouknow4
@Themoreyouknow4 4 ай бұрын
​@@Owenw2009"wow your so creative"☝️🤓
@brokenspacebar9628
@brokenspacebar9628 4 ай бұрын
Did he finally drop from food poisoning?
@Owenw2009
@Owenw2009 4 ай бұрын
@@Themoreyouknow4 wow we got some cornballs in here making fun of me saying that it wasn’t creative and then you do something uncreative.
@BearBrews
@BearBrews 4 ай бұрын
Glad to see more long-form vids! I appreciate the time & work you put into making this :)
@olasconan6255
@olasconan6255 3 ай бұрын
Holy shit, I thought that the last part you were talking is an add for something like Briliant. But you were just, genuinely motivating and nice... It's so heartwarming man
@LeonatuNoni
@LeonatuNoni 4 ай бұрын
5:15 I felt his frustration through the screen 😂
@EeveeRealSenpai
@EeveeRealSenpai 2 ай бұрын
That butter had a stronger will than a plot armor anime character.
@masudkhanartist8009
@masudkhanartist8009 4 ай бұрын
guys help he's actually good at cooking
@pankopo
@pankopo 4 ай бұрын
he works with it (or used to, he told restaurant stories in past videos)
@American_Heart
@American_Heart 4 ай бұрын
"Vanilla Extract is baking MSG" Realest thing we've heard all day
@HIImNMrName
@HIImNMrName 17 күн бұрын
your voice is so soothing to listen to
@GrandHighGamer
@GrandHighGamer 4 ай бұрын
7:27 ...HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, (REST IT) LONGER.
@mcfixer9503
@mcfixer9503 4 ай бұрын
WHEEEY
@karynbeary
@karynbeary 4 ай бұрын
1:41 the waving in the reflection ahh he's so cute
@lychee1559
@lychee1559 4 ай бұрын
He is though ❤
@theGhost349
@theGhost349 4 ай бұрын
Racist
@lychee1559
@lychee1559 4 ай бұрын
@@theGhost349 how the fu- is that racist?
@viviankroger
@viviankroger 2 ай бұрын
​@@lychee1559 I want to know too! Like pls, how? 😭
@astro-inthestars
@astro-inthestars 4 ай бұрын
Man FutureCanoe really brought out all the stops for this vid gotdamn. Good job man those dont look absolutely radioactive !!!!! Thanks for the insane life advice too king 👑
@LakshitaGorla
@LakshitaGorla 4 ай бұрын
He has a hand mixer now, The machines are winning.
@Wryler8
@Wryler8 4 ай бұрын
you calling Franks Red Hot a high quality sauce vindicated so many things I've prepared for myself. Thank you so much
@GiantParfait
@GiantParfait 3 ай бұрын
I was dying a little more everytime the song played and by the end I was laughing so much, lmao you are so feckin funny 😂
@devnoms
@devnoms Ай бұрын
What is that dumb song called? I wanna listen to it.
@GiantParfait
@GiantParfait Ай бұрын
@devnoms luckily I know the meme lol. Just search 'Recycle Micola Original Taste' 🫡
@yanfire8758
@yanfire8758 4 ай бұрын
12:21 he forgot to buy alcohol
@JayTee2985
@JayTee2985 4 ай бұрын
Family-friendly show. 12:26 “I am going to beat it until I come” 😂😂
@holyek7892
@holyek7892 4 ай бұрын
I love this video so much. its equal parts hilarious and soothing. Reminded me of the lady that made brownies for her husband from scratch fermenting her cocoa beans.
@btb554
@btb554 2 ай бұрын
Does she have her own youtube channel?
@nothanks5162
@nothanks5162 4 ай бұрын
I found your videos and shorts a short while ago but I love every single one. Your sarcasm and voice, man, I never watched these types of videos. I only watch cooking videos when I want to cook something, of course. But yours, I watch to see what you'll switch. What joke you'll make. The songs. The commentary. And if it actually turns out well. I like seeing how you evolve too. Basically, thank you for making these vids. I really adore them. And honestly, I am a bit worried for your health cause I see almost no vegetables (in most of the videos)...but it's your body, your life. So, that's all I will say, I am worried 'cause I wish you will make videos for a long time and stay healthy (even if you stop making videos), that's it. Sorry if I overreached. Again, thank you. And wish you all the best.
@emiliarain7269
@emiliarain7269 2 ай бұрын
The tiramisu dance scared me. That was too much emotion for him, im proud of you, Canoe 🥺
@yuvcharmer
@yuvcharmer 4 ай бұрын
Such a wholesome ending
@DMXIII
@DMXIII 4 ай бұрын
Funny that I made a Tiramisu for my family on Sunday now, everyone loved the recipe. And now I see you making it? I want to see how this recipe turns out!!
@Tserriednisch
@Tserriednisch 4 ай бұрын
Bro's denying SO HARD that he ate some of that tiramisu 😂❤
@aldrinmichael2812
@aldrinmichael2812 4 ай бұрын
The whole video is so wholesome and sweet puns in between and the message at the end is very motivating.
@Eclyptical
@Eclyptical 4 ай бұрын
10:00 this might be a hot take, but I've made this recipe before and I tried the brownies both cold and reheated and I vastly prefered the cold brownies. A lot of the more subtle flavors were lost when it was warm imo
@arsenal18100
@arsenal18100 4 ай бұрын
I don’t know if you did it on purpose but with the Tiramisu the reason it didn’t become fluffy when making the cream is because you used egg yolks or whole eggs? Tiramisu cream is made solely with raw eggs, you beat the egg whites to soft peaks and the yolks until they turn pale and creamy (if you are using golden yolk eggs like I do it’s less pale but you will get a similar result) then you combine them together by folding the egg whites into the yolks and voila you have you’re cream. Also the lady fingers should be piped into a shape, as they are called fingers, not just a whole sheet put down, it did look good and I would have happily eaten a slice. Just some pointers 😊
@bow5.
@bow5. 4 ай бұрын
futurecanoe never fails to spread my cheeks open and fill me up with happiness 😊
@dollemn
@dollemn 4 ай бұрын
hey bro i think you worded it out a bit wrong dont you think? 😦
@reya..4668
@reya..4668 4 ай бұрын
Ummm happy for you man
@bow5.
@bow5. 4 ай бұрын
​@@dollemnnah wdym😮
@bomdestructor
@bomdestructor 4 ай бұрын
​@@dollemnI think the wording was quite on point 🤔
@SammiEffinG
@SammiEffinG 4 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your videos! I get annoyed listening to most instructional videos but your voice is so easy to listen to
@HoraceCamilla
@HoraceCamilla 3 ай бұрын
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar
@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar 2 ай бұрын
I love corner pieces of brownies!
@kujalavanimalini4199
@kujalavanimalini4199 4 ай бұрын
13:25 Wasn't this a family friendly channel a few minutes ago ? 🤔
@TheRandom_Commenter
@TheRandom_Commenter 3 ай бұрын
Was
@nwbdirge1198
@nwbdirge1198 3 ай бұрын
Was about to comment that
@Adamlee-the-lemon-supremacist
@Adamlee-the-lemon-supremacist 4 ай бұрын
Alvin videos are so calming and relaxing, like futurecanoe
@Humanfalling
@Humanfalling 4 ай бұрын
Machine got a point 😔☝️ 8:09
@Fenkque
@Fenkque 4 ай бұрын
HES GETTING SO GOOOD
@victoriakathleen01
@victoriakathleen01 4 ай бұрын
The way I got so sad when he said he didn't like Italian food, and then almost immediately healed that part of my soul by loving the dish 😅💚💚
@IlanSaysHi
@IlanSaysHi 4 ай бұрын
0:27 W song choice
@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 4 ай бұрын
I wept
@alexanderweir2382
@alexanderweir2382 4 ай бұрын
He wept
@YandiBanyu
@YandiBanyu 4 ай бұрын
What is the song called?
@concertmaster
@concertmaster 4 ай бұрын
​@@YandiBanyuRecycle Micola Original Taste (Le Festin from Ratatouille)
@AgentOfBread
@AgentOfBread 4 ай бұрын
@@concertmaster ty i was searching the comments for this
@ArkayeCh
@ArkayeCh 4 ай бұрын
Alvin Zhou's recipes are crazy. I made his brownies for a party. Half of us passed out the next day.
@Nightingale_time
@Nightingale_time 4 ай бұрын
Slapping the container until the butter comes out because you're too lazy to use your fingers is so real 😆
@Morbid_micko
@Morbid_micko 3 ай бұрын
I love how relatable this is, also funny.
@emeraldages
@emeraldages 4 ай бұрын
tHESE VIDEOS + some dank jungle is a vibe
@capybara._
@capybara._ 4 ай бұрын
9:24 bro took a bite
@GhostsGenocide
@GhostsGenocide 4 ай бұрын
Bro commented
@rach-cv552
@rach-cv552 4 ай бұрын
⁠@@GhostsGenocidebro replied.
@melikmourali2072
@melikmourali2072 4 ай бұрын
14:24 wrong timestamp bro
@AsianCurls
@AsianCurls 4 ай бұрын
@@melikmourali2072 actually I think he did take a bite out of the brownie too (left side of the pan, small spoon scoop indentation 9:50 )
@CliffThePerson
@CliffThePerson 4 ай бұрын
5:17 Netflix are you still watching? someone’s daughter:
@robmarth2226
@robmarth2226 4 ай бұрын
or step mother..
@REAL_TAMARAC
@REAL_TAMARAC 4 ай бұрын
I dont get it
@oladrolahola
@oladrolahola 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
@oladrolahola
@oladrolahola 4 ай бұрын
​@@REAL_TAMARAC don't worry about it, tis a dirty joke
@CliffThePerson
@CliffThePerson 4 ай бұрын
@@REAL_TAMARAC you’re too innocent.
@flashbang123100
@flashbang123100 4 ай бұрын
man dont throw yourself down, you make amazing food
@Noname-h7o8z
@Noname-h7o8z 2 ай бұрын
God I love this guy. By far my favourite cooking channel of all time.
@BelindaHume
@BelindaHume 3 ай бұрын
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat.
@krisfang5729
@krisfang5729 4 ай бұрын
Future canoe is a gem
@shuuwiichi
@shuuwiichi 4 ай бұрын
truly a recipe
@nisandi-b4v
@nisandi-b4v 4 ай бұрын
Where’s the ligma fork? 03:40
@O4C209
@O4C209 4 ай бұрын
😭
@dazem8
@dazem8 4 ай бұрын
​10:05 it makes appearance @@O4C209
@kalasmith9472
@kalasmith9472 4 ай бұрын
Yaaaassss! Where?!
@Iolrinn
@Iolrinn 4 ай бұрын
in the washing machine
@Natch0m8n
@Natch0m8n 4 ай бұрын
Random question. What does sigma mean?
@jessemiller4953
@jessemiller4953 4 ай бұрын
You might call it unsanitary, i call it culture Gotta love him
@primaveral-s8s
@primaveral-s8s 4 ай бұрын
wait why does he actually know how to cool 😭 im so used to his shorts where he makes 2 recipe substitutions and messes up the recipe at least once per video
@kyo4973
@kyo4973 4 ай бұрын
we got futurecanoe using a hand mixer before gta 6, unreal!
@theacthatneverworksyt8473
@theacthatneverworksyt8473 4 ай бұрын
No one gonna talk about how bro casually said “I usually cream it on the couch” at 8:13 😂😂🙏🏾
@pec-chest
@pec-chest 4 ай бұрын
Lol I just finished, Binge watching your videos and you emmediately put out anotherone for me to watch! Thanks!
@R.I.P_ellie
@R.I.P_ellie 4 ай бұрын
‏‪15:39‬‏ getting very real and depressing will highly recommend keep living in denial
@R.I.P_ellie
@R.I.P_ellie 22 күн бұрын
When you realize you are lonely at new year eve and just watch old FutureCanoe
@gamenoob2489
@gamenoob2489 4 ай бұрын
Canoe's music choices are just amazing, from jojo's to biggie. love it
@geezlouise420
@geezlouise420 4 ай бұрын
that melted brownie would be perfect to put into a smoothie
@zachzackzak
@zachzackzak 4 ай бұрын
That would not be a smoothie lmao, that would be a shake
@firexgodx980
@firexgodx980 4 ай бұрын
Perfect to put in the fucking trash. Fudge is disgusting bullshit. Brownies are supposed to be light and fluffy with a crunchy outer layer. He ruined those poor brownies.
@lacvna.
@lacvna. 4 ай бұрын
15:00 why'd he blur himself dancing 😭
@ja_zwag
@ja_zwag 4 ай бұрын
I'm gonna be patient and let the flow not tapping that timer
@zachzackzak
@zachzackzak 4 ай бұрын
He's censoring out the emotion
@Vern7
@Vern7 4 ай бұрын
Too much emotion 😂
@maruf_r
@maruf_r 4 ай бұрын
its a family friendly channel, that dance was too hot to handle
@kingsman2.065
@kingsman2.065 4 ай бұрын
I love this guy's videos , " Don't ask me why 👀"
@RandomChannel_710
@RandomChannel_710 4 ай бұрын
Why
@LongXue
@LongXue 4 ай бұрын
I kinda want a future canoe shower thoughts vid at least once a month
@ivanhenderson31
@ivanhenderson31 2 ай бұрын
I love your sense of humor. Well done. 😂
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