"I used to pretend to like sports." 🎤: Esther Povitzky

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[@jwasserman762]

A double triple would... Truly be impressive

[@BattleAxeRX]

Magic... the gathering right? Let's go out

[@themoviechannel9864]

You had me at double triple

[@GoBirdz13]

Yeah and we don't like rom coms, scrapbooks, your driving, brunch, cats, 10 pillows on the bed, book clubs, your friends, poems, arts and crafts etc etc etc. So fn what.

[@stuff5392]

When I was dating her, my wife didn't know the basic rules of football. We're married now, and she's the one who always turns on SportsCenter and tells me about the NFL draft picks.

[@benitofranklyn4237]

Every girl I've ever met loves the most basic card tricks, there are actually guys that don't care for card/coin tricks, but women do all love them.

[@z-beeblebrox]

I dunno, any time those ‘school spirit’ type girls end up at a college with a big sports program they turn into the most aggressive super fans in the stands.

[@karenprice5436]

I'm from Tex-Ass and I pretended to like football for 40 years 😂 I actually did enjoy baseball with my Dearly Departed Husband ❤

[@creatureofhabit7049]

100 points and 100 rebounds, damn

[@benitofranklyn4237]

over 100 buckets and boards, well that's actually something incredible to talk about

[@sydneydwoskin4950]

I love sports and when she said girls don’t like sports I was like bullllshiiiit, and then she finishes with it’s because their dad wanted a son. And I stfu. Hahahahahahahhaha

[@Junelikejuly]

“Last week fu*ked around and got a double triple”

[@ItsRob.inBitch]

“…Let’s go to Sephora.” Literally lol. That got me. 😂

[@stevencarter385]

Plenty of guys don't have the sports gene either.

[@bardofart5893]

lol I felt the “really wanted a son” for my wife and her family lmao 🤣

[@Mushroom321-]

Right!!!" Lets go to Sephora " 😅

[@AlwaysAndForever7]

As the first of three girls before my parents finally had a son, and who became a football fan solely because of my father, I concur 😅

[@dohnjoe735]

"..a double-triple."

[@ecabe1793]

As a girl with 3 sisters and no brothers I felt that lol we all love sports 😂😂😂

[@babykush310]

I grew up with 3 brothers, so they taught me everything about sports. I love watching games and the playoffs.