I Want My Kids to be Doctors - Comedian Keon Polee - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@bighomieJ5X]

This man just pronounced "Abcde" as Absidy ,...I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

[@anissatamara03]

I met an Abcde in high school, they lasted 2 days before they transferred out. Rumor was they were roasted every period

[@ronnieking3848]

Because that's how it's pronounced. I know at least 3 Abcde's and none of them are Black. 🤣🤣

[@yolanda-mos]

WHY AM I LITERALLY picturing this??!! HILARIOUS 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@Swish_God]

Right! 😂😂😂

[@KeonPolee]

🙏🏾

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

I did too!😂

[@becauseitsnecessarypodcast]

That’s how brains work😂

[@yolanda-mos]

@@becauseitsnecessarypodcast Whateva!!🖕🏾🤣😂

[@MM-jf1me]

Fantastic set -- he kept swerving around our expectations and hitting us with great punches.

[@KeonPolee]

Thank you

[@supercrip1542]

How you know all our expectations

[@aedinquinn8687]

Exactly; comedian need to develop content less drug lord aspiration. Aedin

[@emmanueloppong9778]

Why did I know the “White guy face.”…..Only thing missing was the slight nod😂😂😂

[@janepriere]

Exactly!! Cuz I definitely did the nod imitating them 😂

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

Do that because if we go in, you are gonna punch a hole in the wall. That is so fucking stupid to us, we need to go tell someone how fucking stupid it is, lol.

[@ny2768]

Yes, the upward nod. 😂😂😂

[@crywhit4619]

River and Feather...😂

[@onetake_sun6915]

"DáLingerié" 🤣!!!!!! I was gone when he had the doctors running in over the baby's name... and the "hood nurse" had me dying!!!

[@kathunter9816]

You better be Pablo Escobar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@7goldennugget7]

The white guy face when he said Dalingerie TOOK ME OUT😂! I’ve witnessed that expression many times.

[@Gonk]

Code Black LOL

[@JAY-CRA]

That white doctor look🥴That’s how the white nurse looked at me when she told me I had diabetes 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3amMONDAY]

Dawg!

[@CamellasCorner]

As a hood nurse all parents have rights to name their child what they want 🤣

[@ChocolateSundaes]

as a hood nurse, you would say that, Delingerie!! 😂

[@KeonPolee]

😂

[@7goldennugget7]

Naw 😂

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

"Don't Clap homie... I'm lying..".. Sounded good thoe

[@TDS927]

There was this lady in North Alabama who named her daughter Ishelaida because "I had to lay down to have her." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaronlebeauf423]

I once worked with a chick her name was "Laniesha"(yes normal name i'd say) but for some reason her parents wanted to be creative and spelled it "Lanister". The first time I read her name she corrected me so fast lol I had to question my reading ability for a minute.

[@harrybaizar1469]

They wanted that game of thrones baby

[@SadeWithTheReceipts]

OMG! I've NEVER heard anyone else say the name that my ex husband wanted to name our daughter. ABCDE! I tell this story a lot and have told it on my lives many times. I've never heard anyone else say this so called name. Lol, he had to be on one of my lives, either here on youtube or tiktok. Anyway, I said hell no, and named my daughter Alani.

[@SadeWithTheReceipts]

@Trinity M Umm, honey, my ex husband is from Oahu Hawaii.......so I didn't illegally occupy anything. He is Hawaiian.

[@t.google1495]

DaLingerie, River, Feather. All crazy ass names lol. Natives have the best names tho. I wish my name was "Running Coyote" or "Dances With Wolves" or some shit lol

[@DJ_D3ADSTOCK]

“So all 3 run in” LMFAO “Dr. Smith” & “Dr. Williams” 💀

[@zackantersijn6246]

I feel like they should of zoomed in on his face for the ‘ white guy face ‘ 😂

[@Perrithedon]

😂😂😂 why is my nephew name River and my niece Oakley… & yes, before you ask, their mom is…lol.

[@KeonPolee]

😂😂😂

[@maxcinemitchell7719]

Funny stuff. Great deliverance

[@renec.holmes2415]

BRILLIANT 🎉

[@KeonPolee]

Thank you

[@ot7stan207]

I work in IT and sometimes.. the names I get breaks our system. I know everyone has a unique name and I am all for it but god damn it it pisses me off sometimes when I have to retype it 20 times cuz theres not enough vowels between consonants

[@all4kicks]

😂 liked Truth, style & delivery.

[@the_track_enthusiast]

DELAURAGEA 😂🤣

[@juicymiss87]

DaLañjarae that’s how I would spell it 😂😩😂😩

[@ChocolateSundaes]

not the tilde 😂

[@DrLadyBugM]

@@juicymiss87 😭😭🤣🤣

[@trinityjohnson7954]

@@juicymiss87 Hey, don't forget the apostrophe!!! XD

[@snicker12]

Might as well just name your daughter 'Rae' because that is what everyone is going to end up calling her.

[@emayaych]

Ooo, Feather! 😂

[@PapiGrande1]

My boy! The plot twist! Lol good shit bro

[@KeonPolee]

Thank you for watching the WHOLE thing before getting upset lol

[@PapiGrande1]

@@KeonPolee 💯

[@thedarksideoftheforce6658]

Loud ass people talking in the audience. Very respectful.

[@jasminwilliams7097]

Oh nooo!! My sister had her first child last year and her name is River 😂😂😂😂😂i feel bad for laughing.

[@amariebbin8153]

Aye bie jokes aside our community needs to do better sometimes 😭 we be doing a lot of stuff to ourselves

[@legitballin1986]

Accountability worldwide would solve a lot of things.

[@kyliegreen2349]

Where is Chocolate Sundays Located at? Is it in Vegas or LA?. Went to the laugh factory in Vegas. Let just say I was highly upset to say the least, which is why I am figuring maybe I need to attend Chocolate Sundays? But where is at is what I'm asking?

[@ChocolateSundaes]

we're at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood (LA). very different from Vegas. lol

[@kyliegreen2349]

@@ChocolateSundaes awwwww.

[@bigfish_922]

if u made the white guy face before he did "You aint shit" 😂😂😂

[@KeonPolee]

😂

[@FlawdaBoy4]

Where you get that coat 😂😂

[@TheQuincyEdwards]

Perfect! 😂

[@incubus_the_man]

With a name like "Keon Polee" I can clearly see where he's coming from...

[@MusikkFreak27]

i keep reading his name as "Key Peele

[@KeonPolee]

Only one on the planet with my first and last name. I love it

[@rinakat5783]

@@KeonPoleeAnd that’s the beauty behind creative unique black names. Originality.

[@UniqueLibra1981]

Yes, children only deserve support if they are great. Excellence should not be required for support. It takes all kinds to make the world go round.

[@SugaBee]

Everybody's doing it😂

[@MightyGreenLantern17]

You can tell he had this in his head for a long time

[@Blullaby]

Nice plot twist at the end 🤭

[@_SirCharge]

Love being the first mug to watch a clip. Super funny. He said Richmond 😊

[@KeonPolee]

Gotta rep the bay

[@Trinison7]

When I see stuff like this I be thinking black Americans need to travel more. They're hella black doctors all over the world. I'm from Trinidad and 90% of the doctors are black. That's one small Caribbean. Not to mention South America Africa we could go on 😅

[@MillzSzn]

nothing wrong with making a name, slaves were giving European first and last names, til the day most black ppl carries a slave owner last name, there were no Erics, Brandons, and Thomas in africa. so instead of naming yang black girl Emily, mary, mildred make up the name to give them their own identity, even though the last name is stuck

[@IAMDELIUS]

THIS DUDE IS CRAZY GOOD!! ***LIKE***

[@KeonPolee]

🙏🏾

[@Saikid313]

That dude went out swinging

[@Lontay187]

Ayeee....My real name is "Delontay" but I feel like it might as well be "Delonjeray" cuz wtf mannn I hate my name 🤣...Why I couldn't just be Sean or John or some shit like that lol

[@compton221]

😂🤣😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@kingstorm7188]

😂😂😂😂

[@terrancekayton007]

😮‍💨 had some speed bumps but all in all MORE funny than it wasn’t. Shoutout OAK-TOWN

[@TheLast-One]

Below are cute names for babies: Calories Tenacious Hesitant Wrondorius Sadaris

[@YSO992]

CODE BLACK! LMAO

[@snicker12]

Did you just write 'Calories' as a baby name? Do you want that kid to become fat? Because that is how you make a kid fat.

[@KeonPolee]

😂

[@TheLast-One]

@@snicker12 More to love

[@PapiGrande1]

Ima name my son Asphalt and see what the white doctor say

[@anthonywilliams9415]

😂😂

[@dillygoat_]

😂🤣💀

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

Baby name and the white doctors expression roughly translates to, "that's so fucking dumb that if I roast you," "you are gonna get livid." Lol

[@NathanielBowden]

Joe Budden on steroids he lit that crowd up 😂😂😂😂

[@ungoyone]

This was dope! Bet you a $ he can't do a Nigerian accent. That's why none of the doctors were Nigerian.

[@blushbaby5278]

This dude is married to a white skinned latina chick i expect him to say something like this

[@elianayisrael82]

😂

[@PK2Fresh]

GAG!

[@tiffanyr3218]

So u just gone violate the bay area smh 😂

[@KeonPolee]

Lol im from the bay i had to go with familiar cities

[@bmgtheperformer]

Hahahha

[@parisel-amin2999]

Gary Owen that you?

[@LoniLoni11]

White kids names below lol. What else? Give some more y’all River Moon Feather Phoenix Wolf Knight

[@MarcusJSmith]

He tried

[@12B-v6i]

Delaungerae is a cute name😂 I used to hate made up names when I was a teen. When you are a grown ass black person you can happily accept an *American black* name. It’s better than an old European name.

[@iXmetalXi]

Up until you meet orangejello(pronounced Aranjelo) and yellowjello(Yalajelo). I had a teacher that legit had 2 adopted kids who’s parents named them after colored gelatin.

[@blushbaby5278]

Something wrong with you because that name is ugly and its tacky

[@ChocolateSundaes]

yooooo 😂

[@juicymiss87]

Reminds me Dwayne Perkins joke Black mom wanted to name her babe Lahmanjulo because she loves lemon jello😂😩

[@iXmetalXi]

@@juicymiss87 I’ve never heard it but this was back in 06 lmao shit always makes me think of key and peele with the football players lmao

[@peacebalancetruth]

ABCDE Met one before.

[@RustyGraffitiReviews]

Stolen joke about the kid’s name.

[@K4R3N]

Yup, thank you. It was the other dude that had the Lemon jello joke.

[@duhduhlovo1670]

Seriously these names are ridiculous asunique, dofondre, Luivatanie it's getting out of hand please stop them kids get picked on the most

[@TheLast-One]

Curious to know the history behind naming kids with those names that are clearly black. I wonder if it had anything to do with civil rights and the majority having to find another way to identify a person's race without a photo.

[@rinakat5783]

It’s not the kids picking on other kids. It’s the elitist adults looking down on the kids with names they deem “ridiculous.”

[@AntoinetteSusie-r3m]

Moore Patricia Lewis Timothy Perez Kevin

[@aedinquinn8687]

Comedian had great content less drug lord joke; augment aspiring to be physician jokes, muti syllable black birth names contrasted by white "who does that?' birth names. Aedin

[@johnkenney274]

He' stoled Dwayne woods jokes

[@K4R3N]

Stolen material. Lemonjello

[@tyinva1212]

This guy's comedy is "the worst!"

[@KeonPolee]

Lmao aaaye my number 1 fan. I actually be looking forward to ya comments. U did not disappoint

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@tyinva1212]

@KeonPolee your stand-up is just not good. If I'm your number 1 fan, you failed in life! Have a great day

[@armandoolivares7467]

Wack AF

[@fungalcream3814]

👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿

[@tina.tay.218]

😂😂

[@MzSweetzTalk]

😂😂😂😂😂