I WATCHED "JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER"... girl, what is this?| BAD MOVIES & A BEAT KennieJD

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Kennie J.D.

Kennie J.D.

Күн бұрын

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@taltzi
@taltzi 4 жыл бұрын
girl jesus protecting canadian lesbians and hunting vampires is the best worst movie premise i've ever and will ever hear
@eastereggggg
@eastereggggg 4 жыл бұрын
Wow I haven't watched this yet but its my fave episode already
@beckybertish7841
@beckybertish7841 4 жыл бұрын
That's a hella wierd premise..
@Angelicangelzz
@Angelicangelzz 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@staybored2088
@staybored2088 4 жыл бұрын
also before this trends like the spicy white thing i just want to say here🙋‍♀️
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 4 жыл бұрын
😩😂😂💀💀
@dylancastellanos87
@dylancastellanos87 4 жыл бұрын
Girl that mouse is just Herbert The Fly's illegitimate cousin. 😂😂
@dataexpunged6969
@dataexpunged6969 4 жыл бұрын
GURL EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. The dude heard how Herb was livin' it up at Kennie's and traveled all the way to be her next companion. Name the dude Herbert 2! Or Herberta if it's a girl.
@dylancastellanos87
@dylancastellanos87 4 жыл бұрын
@@dataexpunged6969 Herberta is that mouse new name. 😂
@KizTheCat
@KizTheCat 4 жыл бұрын
Herbert reincarnated lol
@lululemongirl00987
@lululemongirl00987 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@dylancastellanos87
@dylancastellanos87 4 жыл бұрын
@@KizTheCat Thou art Herberta. 😂
@l.celest9208
@l.celest9208 4 жыл бұрын
Kennie: "where's her eyebrows, thats how you know she evil" Jeffree star: 👁👄👁
@maxine1246
@maxine1246 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@noelle4luv
@noelle4luv 4 жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT THAT HA!!!!
@evan_sunprince
@evan_sunprince 4 жыл бұрын
If only we had realized earlier
@Zelly4eva
@Zelly4eva 4 жыл бұрын
Did she lie
@nakedlauging
@nakedlauging 4 жыл бұрын
Grow up.
@user-oy5hb5nq5h
@user-oy5hb5nq5h 4 жыл бұрын
Ya should’ve named this one: “Bad movies and an eat”
@wikeida
@wikeida 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@soundsoftheheart3164
@soundsoftheheart3164 4 жыл бұрын
@KZbin Account oooh that's good
@alexissmith8692
@alexissmith8692 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@aoyukinana
@aoyukinana 4 жыл бұрын
I want to give you a like but it nine hundred and nine nine
@nnn-v6w
@nnn-v6w 4 жыл бұрын
Bad movies in a B(eat)
@stardust948.
@stardust948. 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jesus still died for humans knowing that we do mess like this astounds me.
@HereForTheContent
@HereForTheContent 4 жыл бұрын
This comment tho!
@daniellemhall1358
@daniellemhall1358 4 жыл бұрын
I know!!
@princessyarkor730
@princessyarkor730 4 жыл бұрын
👀
@joanna2642
@joanna2642 4 жыл бұрын
Fr
@cherylmia
@cherylmia 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently love is that powerful..
@tlh349
@tlh349 4 жыл бұрын
The mouse/rat saga was more interesting than the film ngl
@Monochrome_11
@Monochrome_11 4 жыл бұрын
Word
@BritneyT.
@BritneyT. 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@Salrous
@Salrous 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you yes
@ladyofnoxus6733
@ladyofnoxus6733 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Slxk8000
@Slxk8000 4 жыл бұрын
Dude.. its really funny and entertaing this gal even laughed at the jokes and had the audacity to say its boring and not funny
@misst-1538
@misst-1538 4 жыл бұрын
Just a note: these people probably have kids now. This is someone's mom and dad with a regular 9 to 5 and neighborhood book club meetings on Thursday nights.
@Marz_x
@Marz_x 4 жыл бұрын
Disclaimer: “Girl what is this” Me: Girl ion know
@petramajstorovic4864
@petramajstorovic4864 4 жыл бұрын
I liked it then and there
@ree1997itsme
@ree1997itsme 4 жыл бұрын
The old lady screaming for a ridiculous amount of time was the funniest part 😂😂😂
@TyraUK
@TyraUK 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna kill a living thing.... BUT I WILL!" Me with spiders
@tortis6342
@tortis6342 4 жыл бұрын
spiders are so unfairly hated. I love spiders.
@thicc_mama
@thicc_mama 3 жыл бұрын
TORTIS Thank you! The poor things
@tortis6342
@tortis6342 3 жыл бұрын
@@thicc_mama I currently have a spider that's just been chilling in my room for like two days.
@RomeroRomeral
@RomeroRomeral 3 жыл бұрын
Spiders kill pest bugs like flies! Don't kill them
@evelinaz1548
@evelinaz1548 3 жыл бұрын
@@RomeroRomeral i will kill all the spiders i see, bye LOL
@devent10n
@devent10n 4 жыл бұрын
"I love how they made Jesus Christ look like a dude named Dan." He *does* kind of look like my brother Dan, who happened to play Jesus 3 times in our church's stations of the cross production.
@re-newed5312
@re-newed5312 4 жыл бұрын
Well...fvck the coincidence
@Laviudanegra16
@Laviudanegra16 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as she said it lol 😂
@user-pc5sw1cs6i
@user-pc5sw1cs6i 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LunaArtemis9995
@LunaArtemis9995 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ninjasanin500
@ninjasanin500 4 жыл бұрын
"Sorry my compassion ended at 6 p.m" Working in retail be like Ngl tho, that woman just standing there screaming like an idiot did get me
@elizabethcarmona8909
@elizabethcarmona8909 4 жыл бұрын
Low-key, Jesus saying *"There's nothing deviant about love"* deserves to be in a better movie
@ziqqyziqqy
@ziqqyziqqy 4 жыл бұрын
yeah
@lindseyariegel7703
@lindseyariegel7703 4 жыл бұрын
that is the only good thing about this movie.
@appleblooms259
@appleblooms259 4 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, but Jesus doesn’t support the act of homosexuality.
@hadrianhexe9603
@hadrianhexe9603 4 жыл бұрын
@@appleblooms259 I doubt that.
@appleblooms259
@appleblooms259 4 жыл бұрын
@@hadrianhexe9603 Leviticus 18:22(KJV/NLT) If you don’t think so, then give me a Bible verse that proves he’s okay with it. If you think Jesus will support someone or something, then look in the Bible to find out. Please stay it out of your feelings and look for it in the Bible.
@xmajesticeaglex2021
@xmajesticeaglex2021 4 жыл бұрын
“lesbian shortage” was funny ngl
@RobotLover696
@RobotLover696 4 жыл бұрын
This terrible bad movie really said Lesbian Rights with that “there’s nothing deviant about love” line lol
@Narranimates
@Narranimates 3 жыл бұрын
It said lesbian bi and trans rights this is a shitty shitty piece of work but it’s my favorite thing produced by Christian aligned people
@drawnwithlove3499
@drawnwithlove3499 3 жыл бұрын
I love how one of the worst christian movies just straight up says 'gay rights' and idc anymore but this is already top 1
@Narranimates
@Narranimates 3 жыл бұрын
@@drawnwithlove3499 In love with christianity but only the JCVH version where Jesus does karate, rides on a skateboard and says gay rights
@milesharris249
@milesharris249 2 жыл бұрын
@@drawnwithlove3499 its not a religious movie
@drawnwithlove3499
@drawnwithlove3499 2 жыл бұрын
@@milesharris249 it could be. It's my religion now. All hail vampire hunter Jesus
@JulianaRosaAraujo
@JulianaRosaAraujo 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason i was like "okay Jesus hunting vampires, ive seen worse" UNTIL i heard "protect the lesbians" and i choked on my drink
@lexmc8419
@lexmc8419 4 жыл бұрын
GURLL Me too! I was like tf?!
@riversrhodell2359
@riversrhodell2359 4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey kind of wholesome though depending on how you play it
@shellwshoes
@shellwshoes 4 жыл бұрын
Same Here!!!! Also, I like your pfp...
@JulianaRosaAraujo
@JulianaRosaAraujo 4 жыл бұрын
@@shellwshoes thank u ! 💛
@harnessmadeofhopes
@harnessmadeofhopes 4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp. I'm trans too :)
@julesking1303
@julesking1303 4 жыл бұрын
“protecting the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario” Strange Æons needs protection from vampires? i thought she was one?
@shart8008
@shart8008 4 жыл бұрын
Teya better make a reaction to this too istg that'll be gold
@theinternetisqueer
@theinternetisqueer 4 жыл бұрын
OMG yes
@pondwriter5944
@pondwriter5944 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, the lesbians need protection from HER.
@Amyphere
@Amyphere 4 жыл бұрын
she’s in toronto so she’s fine unless the vampires want to go on a 6 hour drive
@PlantGothKira
@PlantGothKira 4 жыл бұрын
@@Amyphere Vampires: To the Batmobile!
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I could've made a better looking movie with a $25 Target gift card.
@thestarinhereyes2
@thestarinhereyes2 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hawaiianBombshell
@hawaiianBombshell 4 жыл бұрын
💯😂😂😂😂
@korazroom
@korazroom 4 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the fact that the VAMPIRES ARE IN THE SUN AND NOT GLOWING!!?!
@liamwilbur1897
@liamwilbur1897 4 жыл бұрын
They couldn't afford the glitter. 🤣🤣
@annikahorn5520
@annikahorn5520 4 жыл бұрын
You didnt watch the Movie and ist shows
@korazroom
@korazroom 4 жыл бұрын
@@annikahorn5520 I don’t plan on watching the movie and it’s shows
@hollyo7759
@hollyo7759 3 жыл бұрын
on fire. My generation had those bitches in flames.
@COG4LYFE
@COG4LYFE 4 жыл бұрын
You should watch “Holla”. It’s a cute little gem from 2006. It’s a black horror movie which I feel there aren’t nearly enough of lol The tag line is “Don’t Run...HAUL ASS!”
@tortis6342
@tortis6342 4 жыл бұрын
don't run haul ass. I feel like one of my friends would say that to me if I was in a horror movie, right before I died of being trans.
@imhungry9110
@imhungry9110 4 жыл бұрын
'you don't care' Girl we do care, give us that rat storytime!
@sarahbarabe8470
@sarahbarabe8470 4 жыл бұрын
Right like girl I came here to listen to you talk it don't matter what about
@Jasminekuwonu
@Jasminekuwonu 4 жыл бұрын
We want so many random storytimes from kennie💀
@vivvy_0
@vivvy_0 4 жыл бұрын
she needs to tame it and call it pikachu
@imhungry9110
@imhungry9110 4 жыл бұрын
@@vivvy_0 I've news for you... Philip's dead
@ghostface9753
@ghostface9753 4 жыл бұрын
"Hello Jesus. You don't know us because we've never talked to you before. We're the ATHEISTS~" That's just one of many golden lines throughout this film...
@JadziaCheshire
@JadziaCheshire Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the part I started coughing my lungs out and was crying
@idontknow_1102
@idontknow_1102 4 жыл бұрын
I just dropped everything to watch a grown woman review a movie called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
@iveebloom4169
@iveebloom4169 4 жыл бұрын
I should be trying to get my spanish grade up because its at 28%, but imma just watch this instead lol. Update!: I'm at a 48% now lol.
@imogenmoonlight
@imogenmoonlight 4 жыл бұрын
No regrets tho😌
@jaceny3077
@jaceny3077 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@andii-
@andii- 4 жыл бұрын
the prime life
@fuzzybuzzy3159
@fuzzybuzzy3159 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@danicoretrashhh
@danicoretrashhh 4 жыл бұрын
"now you in the hood, but you way down the block" LMAO WHAT
@pocky3308
@pocky3308 4 жыл бұрын
"I wanna go home and I am home" me during online school be like
@melissamarie7598
@melissamarie7598 4 жыл бұрын
“Hello Jesus you don’t know us, because we’ve never talked to you before.. we are THE ATHEISTS” “Just get on with the CONVERSIONS!” * insert hardcore techno music * Me:👁 👄 👁
@Slxk8000
@Slxk8000 4 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece-
@praiseakpera7034
@praiseakpera7034 4 жыл бұрын
"how long do you want her to scream and pull on her ugly wig?" director :"yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
@ladyofnoxus6733
@ladyofnoxus6733 4 жыл бұрын
And yet the longer it went on the funnier it got lol 😂
@rl9379
@rl9379 4 жыл бұрын
That lady screamed “ahhh!” TWENTY TIMES LOL 😂
@shafaq8419
@shafaq8419 4 жыл бұрын
She said 🗣🗣🗣
@mysticc6232
@mysticc6232 4 жыл бұрын
I literally counted and it was 20 times before Kennie cut the scene 🤣
@BrazzyThaRula
@BrazzyThaRula 4 жыл бұрын
I never laughed sooooo hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Driii777
@Driii777 4 жыл бұрын
The only funny part lol
@madelinevance8954
@madelinevance8954 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah she could have screamed once and then ran and called the cops or something.
@allexbaby17
@allexbaby17 4 жыл бұрын
Kennie: "you don't care" Me: but i do tho...
@xanderguyer7512
@xanderguyer7512 2 жыл бұрын
STOP I love this movie. "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, call the Pope." The random musical number. The priest with a mohawk. This movie rules lol. Like, it's "bad", but you can tell it was a blast to make (and watch)
@NaniiRey
@NaniiRey 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone and Kenny: I don’t wanna kill a living thing... BUT I WILL 👁👁
@jan.eil98
@jan.eil98 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the 💥💥 fingers for me
@cristinadefab7043
@cristinadefab7043 4 жыл бұрын
by far one of the best one liners I have ever heard: "sorry mate, my compassion ended at 6pm."
@Hannah-kl9wk
@Hannah-kl9wk 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to kill a living thing but I WILL.” Iconic
@lex-kc3tt
@lex-kc3tt 4 жыл бұрын
hearing vampire hunting jesus say that there was nothing deviant about love was hands down the highlight of my day
@okaraimani
@okaraimani 4 жыл бұрын
Correction: "I've never seen this episode of Charmed" was a phenomenal joke lmao
@xxtraidentity
@xxtraidentity 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m more interested in this new episode of Tom & Jerry going on in Kennie’s house. Whole T...👀 Did you catch it Tom???😂
@nherty6172
@nherty6172 4 жыл бұрын
That's more interesting than this "movie".
@nomathamsanqajezile6985
@nomathamsanqajezile6985 4 жыл бұрын
I hate it here. Yall internet people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tmarielow92
@tmarielow92 4 жыл бұрын
“Now you in da hood but you way down da block” Kennie I’ll never forgive you for this 😂
@jacinthlilly3148
@jacinthlilly3148 4 жыл бұрын
'Jesus Christ vampire hunter' is basically 'Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter' but with a hint of religious spice and lesbians for sauce
@TindraSan
@TindraSan 4 жыл бұрын
'Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter' and 'Jesus Christ Superstar' combined in holy matrimony
@-blacklipstick-1467
@-blacklipstick-1467 4 жыл бұрын
TindraSan We had to watch Jesus Christ Superstar in school once
@jacinthlilly3148
@jacinthlilly3148 4 жыл бұрын
@@-blacklipstick-1467 I knew someone was gonna mention that heard of it never watched it tho
@-blacklipstick-1467
@-blacklipstick-1467 4 жыл бұрын
Jacinth Lilly it was definitely interesting. I was glad when the lesson was over
4 жыл бұрын
Kennie: "You don't care…" Me: *Okay but we do care*
@alanisisamess8977
@alanisisamess8977 4 жыл бұрын
My new motto is now "sorry mate, my compassion ended at 6pm"
@mfuentes4961
@mfuentes4961 4 жыл бұрын
You should watch “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” or “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” next!
@catherinecampbell1089
@catherinecampbell1089 4 жыл бұрын
Those are real movies?
@macaronnotmacadamia222
@macaronnotmacadamia222 4 жыл бұрын
Are they by the same people
@niurrke2955
@niurrke2955 4 жыл бұрын
God Yes!! I was thinking the same
@dionysusfilms165
@dionysusfilms165 4 жыл бұрын
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is kinda rad ngl
@mikawalls9712
@mikawalls9712 4 жыл бұрын
Pride and prejudice zombies is a real book tho.
@Iluvmitski_
@Iluvmitski_ 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even know this existed I thought this was the “Abraham Lincoln: vampire hunter” movie 😗😗🤦🏾‍♀️
@Iluvmitski_
@Iluvmitski_ 4 жыл бұрын
Vampire hunter was my favorite movie It wasn’t even that bad maybe a 5/10 😳😐🤦🏾‍♀️
@thehamsterarmy2380
@thehamsterarmy2380 4 жыл бұрын
That movie is so good!! Iloved it it was amazing
@MsTeo91
@MsTeo91 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s worse the movie or the guy at the cash registers blackcent somebody is definitely going to hell for this movie
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 4 жыл бұрын
Straight to Hell 😂
@Jasia_
@Jasia_ 4 жыл бұрын
I think he had the Black Vernacular English Generator 3000 at hand
@MsTeo91
@MsTeo91 4 жыл бұрын
Jasia Smith Loooool
@throwawaybabie8943
@throwawaybabie8943 4 жыл бұрын
i will, from now on, use the phrase: "now you in da hood but you way down the block." what a blessing of dialogue.
@limbobby
@limbobby 4 жыл бұрын
14:27 Me: *pretending to care to match someone's energy when they are freaking out*
@taewae
@taewae 4 жыл бұрын
"this is giving me very like jonestown recruitment video" why is this so accurate lmao i almost spit out my drink
@rx500android
@rx500android 4 жыл бұрын
“there is nothing deviant about love” This is actually a really strong statement for a movie like this. Damn. Hit harder than I thought
@Rexmoona
@Rexmoona 4 жыл бұрын
RX500 Android yeah that got me
@sequoyachu98
@sequoyachu98 4 жыл бұрын
Same i was like thanks for validating me Jesus now if only other Christians would 😔
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 4 жыл бұрын
@@sequoyachu98 Um... Jesus wouldn't say that about the LGBT. You want people to validate you, but won't respect them. This is why we won't validate you. Also: We're not changing our beliefs for you, that's ridiculous & insulting. & why do you need validation from people who have a different belief system?
@200bees
@200bees 4 жыл бұрын
@@Monie71793 shut up brony lmfao
@chiebuka
@chiebuka 4 жыл бұрын
@@Monie71793 u literally have rainbow dash as your pfp and you're being homophobic 💀
@mercy8406
@mercy8406 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just wondering what the FBI agent monitoring your search history is thinking
@LLCoolJ_25
@LLCoolJ_25 4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause it for a moment when the lady started screaming. I almost choked😭😭😭😭
@lobrundell4264
@lobrundell4264 4 жыл бұрын
"It's considered a cult classic [citation needed]" 😬😬
@shayjustice3654
@shayjustice3654 4 жыл бұрын
So for the mouse, try putting a little bit of cheese and peanut butter on a trap. If the mouse is still there, I guarantee you'll catch it. My mom's done that all my life whenever we got one from neighboring houses. It's usually caught 24 hours after we've seen it lol.
@pleasantnezumi4909
@pleasantnezumi4909 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! This works. My old house had rodent issues, and peanut butter in a humane trap worked so well. If you do use humane traps, make sure to release the mouse a fair distance from your house... or it will come back.
@Iggystar71
@Iggystar71 4 жыл бұрын
Peanut butter is key!!!
@devent10n
@devent10n 4 жыл бұрын
We've got nice in our basement right now, and I've had humane traps with peanut butter in them set for a week. I've caught nothing x.x
@jayjay-602
@jayjay-602 4 жыл бұрын
Please only use harmless traps and release it outside somewhere. I beg of you 🙏🏽
@feziwengwenya5228
@feziwengwenya5228 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayjay-602 honestly killing a mouse/rat just creates a mess so that's the only reason I'd use humane traps otherwise I wouldn't mind killing a rat... It's a rat... It chose death the minute it stepped in my home and started chewing on my ish
@felicityb93
@felicityb93 4 жыл бұрын
"I've never seen this episode of Charmed" Kendal, I will actually fight you 😂😂😂
@LisaFrank39
@LisaFrank39 4 жыл бұрын
That took me 💀
@HannahWasNever
@HannahWasNever 4 жыл бұрын
The power of three...
@Monie71793
@Monie71793 4 жыл бұрын
I love Charmed to no end 🥰
@parisewellington3664
@parisewellington3664 4 жыл бұрын
They really dragged the Lord and Saviour into this mess 😬
@lenegrant8717
@lenegrant8717 4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen The Covenant? Unironically one of my faves, it's an "edgy" teen boy witch movie. Basically like The Coven except rich private school dude bros who have magic powers because they're descendants of Salem witches
@Catglittercrafts
@Catglittercrafts 2 жыл бұрын
I swear every guy in that movie is insanely hot
@glitter_bees9034
@glitter_bees9034 4 жыл бұрын
14:26 ok but is no one gonna talk about the “But I’m a Cheerleader” poster in the background?
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 4 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, you know when Abraham Lincoln fights and kills vampire with a magically enchanted ax. Is quite the guilty pleasure for me.
@andii-
@andii- 4 жыл бұрын
wtf kennie needs to react to that
@Angie_Onaleta
@Angie_Onaleta 4 жыл бұрын
Same. 😂
@andersthecrow6588
@andersthecrow6588 4 жыл бұрын
I frickin love that movie its cheesy and weird but i like it
@thehamsterarmy2380
@thehamsterarmy2380 4 жыл бұрын
but its so good though. it shouldnt qualify. I am the triggers
@jacinthlilly3148
@jacinthlilly3148 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry I'm just imagining what Jesus would say Jesus: I was hanged on the cross almost button naked in agony for ya'll and this is the thanks I get 😇👀👁👄👁
@thestarinhereyes2
@thestarinhereyes2 4 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@ms_m4r13
@ms_m4r13 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Queenofthemonsters14
@Queenofthemonsters14 4 жыл бұрын
He's like "I did not die for this shit"
@brutallyhonest7920
@brutallyhonest7920 4 жыл бұрын
Where is his reparations 🤣🤣
@dixiewhite2698
@dixiewhite2698 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm waiting for it to be funny" Girl did you not just hear that line about the atheists 😭😂
@diawolf8125
@diawolf8125 4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?! she was all I'm waiting for it to be funny and I'm over here chuckling at the atheist's joke.
@celia7700
@celia7700 4 жыл бұрын
Girl, a few months ago, I was walking into my kitchen for a midnight snack, as you do, not turning the lights on to mask my crime. I felt like I was being looked at, and I was certain I was gonna end up as the opening scene death person in a horro movie, you know. Turned on the lights, looked around, nothing. Got my snack, closed the fridge, and there, on top of one of the cabinets was the largest rat I had ever laid eyes on. Given I have never seen a rat before, still this was one giant ass grey hairy thing that should not be in my kitchen. I swear to all the gods out there, that rat looked at me with the challenging expression of "what you gonna do now, human". And for a long moment, to long to be in the presence of that furry demon, I looked it in the eyes, and he looked stared back at me, and I am certain that my soul is now connected to that grey monstrosity for eternity.
@neon6944
@neon6944 4 жыл бұрын
So we gonna name the mouse like with Herb? I nominate “Stan.”
@__L__837
@__L__837 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the mouse is more of an Edna
@brandon-d2x
@brandon-d2x 4 жыл бұрын
“AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AAHHH AAHHH AAAAHHH” that was by far the funniest part of the movie 😂😂
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 4 жыл бұрын
That part took me out. I almost fell off my chair she just kept screaming 🤣
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen 2 жыл бұрын
/O\ AHHH \O/ AHHH /O\
@pollyyander
@pollyyander 4 жыл бұрын
when that lady screamed- just WALK. AWAY.
@yvannab.1260
@yvannab.1260 4 жыл бұрын
Kennie talking about a mouse being in her house: I’m on the edge😳 My mind: of gloryyy🎶✨
@herefortheshrimp1469
@herefortheshrimp1469 4 жыл бұрын
Quick request of my fellow watchers: please recommend bad movies that ARENT BORING! Now we’re all just suffering lol
@Slxk8000
@Slxk8000 4 жыл бұрын
???? Its really entertaining and funny.. the only bad part is the confusing storyline but its not boring
@duckledoodles
@duckledoodles 4 жыл бұрын
kennie: where her eyebrows at? that’s how you know she’s evil me, eyebrows shaved off: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖
@hollyo7759
@hollyo7759 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@squidriii
@squidriii 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to kill a living thing... but I will 👀” lmaoo
@kisakurosaki4052
@kisakurosaki4052 4 жыл бұрын
"Where's yo eyebrows at..? That's how you know she evil." Ma'am.. But my eyebrows are nonexistent 😂😂😂👌🏾
@lexirysbar
@lexirysbar 4 жыл бұрын
Then obviously your evil and just don’t know it
@thehamsterarmy2380
@thehamsterarmy2380 4 жыл бұрын
you just learned something new about yourself fam
@kasai8560
@kasai8560 4 жыл бұрын
When she said that I immediately thought of Jeffree Star🤣🤣🤣
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 4 жыл бұрын
This is the start of your villainous character arc!
@exosvocals2526
@exosvocals2526 4 жыл бұрын
suspicious 👀
@claireshugart1295
@claireshugart1295 4 жыл бұрын
The “But I’m a Cheerleader” poster was a nice(?) touch.
@theclown6217
@theclown6217 4 жыл бұрын
ok But what is that movie tho? I've seen it recommended everywhere
@toni-vg5lj
@toni-vg5lj 4 жыл бұрын
Mochi Choi it’s basically about this girl that’s a cheerleader and she’s a lesbian, so she’s sent to this camp to “heal herself” and become straight (it’s actually pretty interesting, it’s free with ads on KZbin)
@jay-qh5ky
@jay-qh5ky 4 жыл бұрын
Mochi Choi it’s a movie that’s free on youtube, super good i highly recommend it
@Savvy_Fandoms
@Savvy_Fandoms 4 жыл бұрын
@@theclown6217 It's a lighthearted satire that's really funny while also being able to successfully talk about stereotyped gender roles, how gender identity is not sexual orientation, how abusive parents can be, and even raise awareness of the awful conversion "therapy" that exists. Heavy stuff, but it's done really well! :)
@theclown6217
@theclown6217 4 жыл бұрын
Thank y'all for letting me know! Does sound pretty interesting, especially as a Christian. Hearing anything along the lines of "sent to a camp to be healed" IMMEDIATELY makes me worried.. Those conversion camps are so awful, so I'm interested in seeing how the movie gives a take on subjects like that.
@chuwa8405
@chuwa8405 4 жыл бұрын
9:18 wow the emo boy accent in your voice is _strong_ kennie
@leelee7995
@leelee7995 4 жыл бұрын
"Just chillin... just chillin at my patio door." I said, "bro would you leave?" Then the mouse said "Nevermore"
@pythonjava6228
@pythonjava6228 4 жыл бұрын
I just saw the title of the movie and I was like, "ExcUse me?!"😂
@Dot.Co.lover.
@Dot.Co.lover. 4 жыл бұрын
My reaction EXACTLY 😭😂
@bellabeats3927
@bellabeats3927 4 жыл бұрын
“It just didn’t rest right with my spirit” 😂😂😂😂!!!
@lenzbonbon
@lenzbonbon 4 жыл бұрын
“Way down the block” sent me into orbit what the hell
@Marley-18.
@Marley-18. 4 жыл бұрын
14:27 I’m wheezing, wtf was that screaming 😂😂
@vanessaroberts5334
@vanessaroberts5334 3 жыл бұрын
The scene with the woman screaming repeatedly. Had me laughing my ass off. Thank you kennie j
@parkerisles7256
@parkerisles7256 4 жыл бұрын
Why does this feel like a porn adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar meets The Lost Boys? Only there's no nudity and and is set in the 21st century.
@cheyennepredium9860
@cheyennepredium9860 4 жыл бұрын
There's another "hear me out" film I stumbled upon a few years ago called Zombie Beavers..........yeah its pretty bad.
@vianjelos
@vianjelos 4 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the zombie stripper movie I saw a while ago.
@leighhennessy8212
@leighhennessy8212 4 жыл бұрын
I second watching zombeavers with its catchy title song
@lyrcheylap1779
@lyrcheylap1779 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I’ve seen that one.
@beaniebabyyy___882
@beaniebabyyy___882 4 жыл бұрын
The sock start moving😭😭😭😭 Edit: not the mouse is gaslighting Kennie😭💀💀💀
@jhakenda6687
@jhakenda6687 4 жыл бұрын
The way they tried to sync that ladies screams with the siren sound💀😂
@Millie-cd9wz
@Millie-cd9wz 4 жыл бұрын
did the credits say: DEAD LESBIANS 😭😭😭
@layahlayah5951
@layahlayah5951 4 жыл бұрын
“I wanna go home and I am home” 😂 kids on zoom be like
@macaronnotmacadamia222
@macaronnotmacadamia222 4 жыл бұрын
BAD MOVIES & AN EAT.
@gelilaisayas2111
@gelilaisayas2111 4 жыл бұрын
*sees the title* "well we're going in for ROLLER COASTER RIDE, ARENT WE?$%^&*"
@jasmineemad5419
@jasmineemad5419 4 жыл бұрын
"i didn't wanna kill a living thing BUT i will" lmao thats kinda me
@loladede8742
@loladede8742 4 жыл бұрын
"In ... the BEGINNING..." p.s. Bwahahahaha, that just had me going XD
@honestlytragic
@honestlytragic 4 жыл бұрын
they definitely cut this part from the Bible
@maurreese
@maurreese 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@XandriaBraff
@XandriaBraff 4 жыл бұрын
Hush on netflix was terrible. Its about a deaf woman and a killer tries to break into her house. It sounds scary but everyone involved just makes bad decisions
@Peewi54764
@Peewi54764 4 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty good tbh
@exosvocals2526
@exosvocals2526 4 жыл бұрын
wait i actually like it🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️
@krismarshall3803
@krismarshall3803 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say its terrible, but overhyped. The premise was alright but.....the MAIN THING I hated which ruined the movie....was when the dead girls boyfriend was about to kill the burglar....ending the movie right there.....but no. The deaf lady for some reason had to warn him and make him lose his attention? Like I get she's pumping with adrenaline....but literally....he was standing over a guy with a rock about to bash his head in. Even a split second she should have stopped and went "Shit, he's about to kill the dude....I shouldn't distract him"
@Jasminekuwonu
@Jasminekuwonu 4 жыл бұрын
I like that movie. It wasn’t all that but decent
@fish2775
@fish2775 4 жыл бұрын
Kennie: bring back leather pants! Me, looking at kpop: i agree
@ms_m4r13
@ms_m4r13 4 жыл бұрын
YES MAAM
@ms_m4r13
@ms_m4r13 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thekaeotictimes ikr
@ChibiChanSan242
@ChibiChanSan242 4 жыл бұрын
"Something that can scurry" IM CRYING DJFJXJVJDJCNFBCJDJF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lydiawalker0714
@lydiawalker0714 4 жыл бұрын
My mom had the Bible on tape when I was a kid, too. The thunder and lightning sound effects for the Flood story terrified me.
@chronicallykat4920
@chronicallykat4920 4 жыл бұрын
The Karen repeating scream made me laugh. It needs to be memed. Just intercut workers doing their job instead of the vamps
@CookieManatee
@CookieManatee 4 жыл бұрын
"Sorry mate but my compassion ended at 6pm" I am so gonna use this line lol💁🏻
@mzjamaica2103
@mzjamaica2103 4 жыл бұрын
I am convinced that those dang mice thrive on the fear they create.... imagine having that power. The demons.
@asimplemoth5342
@asimplemoth5342 4 жыл бұрын
"Let's bring back leather pants!" Carmilla fans: We got u
@hollyo7759
@hollyo7759 3 жыл бұрын
Kennie: "I'm waiting for it to be funny." Me: Still dying from her dancing to the techno from the "conversions"
@analyn1313
@analyn1313 4 жыл бұрын
Some horror suggestions for October: Haunting of Molly Hartley Wish Upon The Bye Bye Man Slenderman
@JaxiXD210XD
@JaxiXD210XD 4 жыл бұрын
THE BYE BYE MAN I forgot that movie was a real thing
@a_thing666
@a_thing666 4 жыл бұрын
There's a movie about slenderman!?
@Hamburgerhelper426
@Hamburgerhelper426 4 жыл бұрын
@@a_thing666 yea and it's horrible
@vchyde
@vchyde 4 жыл бұрын
The hate that I have for Haunting of Molly Hartley...
@helloill672
@helloill672 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god let her feel the pain of Wish Upon. With getting paid of course.
@JessJess451
@JessJess451 4 жыл бұрын
When she said you don't care about my mouse trauma. I was like yeah I do girl are you okay???
@reiyujigo
@reiyujigo 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the title of the movie for me...the video hasn’t even started yet and I am already cracking up💀💀
@hollyo7759
@hollyo7759 3 жыл бұрын
That girl in the leather pants was a Ballet dancer in real life, just trying to put her resume out there. Doing her little dance kicky-thing. lmao
@miiryx7828
@miiryx7828 4 жыл бұрын
5:15 - 5:25 I legitimately questioned if I was having a fever dream when you read this 🤣
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