“I’m not sure why they moved in together in a Month” “This is a lesbian film”
@deadlock81733 жыл бұрын
3.1k likes no comments
@punkv4mp3 жыл бұрын
@@deadlock8173 lol basically
@deadlock81733 жыл бұрын
@@punkv4mp ahh yes
@talkaholic13 жыл бұрын
Classic U-Haul
@AMagicalTortoise5 жыл бұрын
It’s a movie, except everyone is the main antagonist.
@serhatkarabeyli98184 жыл бұрын
Yeah you know what that is a sales pitch. If well executed I would watch the shit out of that.
@LegacyProVideo4 жыл бұрын
Serhat Karabeyli I mean, yeah! That does sound really cool.
@youre3014 жыл бұрын
Do you mean protagonist?
@AMagicalTortoise4 жыл бұрын
You're * Nope. Just everyone is a bad guy.
@elliegrace42824 жыл бұрын
my hero academia: **nervous laughter**
@mercury33525 жыл бұрын
“If this is true then I’ve slept with every lesbian in Los Angeles” THE ABSOLUTE SHADE LMAO
@Val-zx7ro5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burned
@aclavero21815 жыл бұрын
SpaceDemo 🤣🤣🤣
@yric33344 жыл бұрын
Thats just like the l word
@LL-by9ir4 жыл бұрын
Phantom Alpha what the fuck
@arier19894 жыл бұрын
Cough the l word
@xxlivixx71185 жыл бұрын
I love how every movie that Trimark makes is a 0% rotten tomato score
@Jeon1958able5 жыл бұрын
That's talent.
@moon_marina5 жыл бұрын
That is an absolutely talentless and talented company. Both. At the same time
@wuestion94734 жыл бұрын
Lóla, The alien dog There are many different art forms.
@babeygirl1084 жыл бұрын
It's a money laundering front
@Freshieroleplays4 жыл бұрын
but people still killcount their movies doe
@rebekahbacon77004 жыл бұрын
They hired two actors and actresses who are both the same person to play all the same character
@peachyheartsk34764 жыл бұрын
exactly, I couldn't tell the difference between Mathew and garret- I-
@laurenmcguinness14124 жыл бұрын
Neil Breen?
@sir_quackers32404 жыл бұрын
No only one actor . They duplicated themselves into the other gender and one of the same gender . Then directed , edited and wrote the movie .
@RottenTomatoes4 жыл бұрын
"I bought this movie for $8 and I would pay another $8 to get my 94 minutes back." 🤣
@Jenny-cd2so4 жыл бұрын
If you’ve seen The Snowman with Michael fassbender, you’d give your first born to get that time back 😂
@afoolishmortal52654 жыл бұрын
well I just learned that you had a KZbin channel.
@jimmypopotin45794 жыл бұрын
I just want to know what and why.
@pgallbladder3 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated line... I love it 👏🏻
@ohmy47303 жыл бұрын
BEST COMMENT EVER
@kaywolf61065 жыл бұрын
"I don't know why ethier couple have moved in together after a month but they did that...this is a lesbian film" *RIGHT*
@LindzCan5 жыл бұрын
😂
@thepenthouse15075 жыл бұрын
Is that a thing for gay peeps, or a movie stereotype.
@HoneyxBee-yw7lw5 жыл бұрын
The Penthouse the joke is that lesbians always progress faster. Most people say they move in together after the 3rd date lmao
@thepenthouse15075 жыл бұрын
@@HoneyxBee-yw7lw I think the clingyness comes from not being able to find someone and the discrimination they face
@HoneyxBee-yw7lw5 жыл бұрын
The Penthouse true lol I’m lesbian
@Oltin10005 жыл бұрын
" He wanted her but she didn't want him then she wanted him but he didn't want her" ".....And nobody wants me...what`" SAME
@lovelykitty424 жыл бұрын
SAME
@patriziab.4374 жыл бұрын
Same
@Lauch_HD4 жыл бұрын
Same
@morinette81624 жыл бұрын
Wants*
@MarinesMalevolentRule694 жыл бұрын
@@morinette8162 You broke the chain
@elphbwckd2124 жыл бұрын
Ally is literally the female Kurtis Conner and I'm here for it.
@AdamRadenheimer4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I have been thinking
@MechanicGopher4 жыл бұрын
0:25 oh god you’re right
@iamnotpasta44084 жыл бұрын
The chaotic energy the collab would have
@MPMP-ig4zl4 жыл бұрын
*gasp* I need a collab now
@Skrot74 жыл бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!
@hazelbeckman45764 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the fact that the guy who plays Matthew is Rufus Humphrey on gossip girl
@hadynbrown92824 жыл бұрын
What a downgrade
@albieemery28284 жыл бұрын
Hadyn Brown Hahaha
@anthonyokeke89844 жыл бұрын
lolll glad im not the only one who saw it
@ash-xn6xv4 жыл бұрын
bouta say
@mamoswineage18814 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@IPHONE-nw4ol5 жыл бұрын
Tati: exposes James James: exposes Tati and jeffree Jeffree: exposes James Ally hills: worst rated movie on rotten tomatoes This is why I love ally hills
@erick74485 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is Tati, James or Jeffre?
@Ehyogina15 жыл бұрын
Alice Mortimer lmfao!!! #shitmiamigirlssay
@ZaymaMafia5 жыл бұрын
😂 Love this comment 💖
@PD-hv3my5 жыл бұрын
Jefree didn’t expose anybody. That man is the worst
@eleonora46495 жыл бұрын
True she is out of drama and I like it
@kattila74 жыл бұрын
this sounds like strange æons talking about onisions books
@blizzard_the_seal98634 жыл бұрын
ikr??? same vibe
@CatieMaria4 жыл бұрын
same vibe bc both creators are lesbians
@blizzard_the_seal98634 жыл бұрын
Catie Maria yeah ik
@ashleysartattack56004 жыл бұрын
They are! I love Strange Aeons too!
@karaoerder31794 жыл бұрын
Guess I know what to expect I suppose
@aniekes38615 жыл бұрын
If Jenna Marbles and Kurtis Connor had a baby it would be Ally Hills.
@mckennaconnor65705 жыл бұрын
So trueeeee
@silence30305 жыл бұрын
YES
@alpacaobsessed98625 жыл бұрын
Incredibly accurate
@mayalupton17645 жыл бұрын
It all started when my mom met my dad and they fell in love and they had me. Hi I'm Ally and my life, it's pretty crazy...
@brodybazzini67295 жыл бұрын
Huh
@anne.liese_4 жыл бұрын
wait your telling me that the dad from gossip girl is in this hellish movie about a stalker and the stalker in “you” is the son of the dad in gossip girl? i guess stalking runs in the family?
@lunatree91393 жыл бұрын
Bruh this could spawn a beautiful fan fiction
@alphahannahdelta5 жыл бұрын
honestly I was just thinking to myself “ally has been absent lately I hope she’s ok and alive” I’m glad you’re alive and ok
@slightlydead35685 жыл бұрын
Me too!! I just think that
@lzmunch5 жыл бұрын
When am I not thinking that tho tbh :'(
@slightlydead35685 жыл бұрын
@@lzmunch Yeah. I just worried about Her all the time :(
@slightlydead35685 жыл бұрын
@spokenmilk Yeah. I just knew it like yesterday. oh god my bet
@MsMogosBigBumps15 жыл бұрын
alive? yes. okay? debatable.
@yunamafia55925 жыл бұрын
Ally: "He wants her but she doesn't want him, but then she wants him but then he doesn't want her but nobody wants me..." Me: climbing onto chair, *"L I E !"*
@dragitup34035 жыл бұрын
"The trend right now is unsubscribing from James Charles" I love that shade 😂
@joesworldadventures77285 жыл бұрын
James Charles vs Me....who will hit a million first ;)
@calliopeirwin7125 жыл бұрын
@@joesworldadventures7728 we shall see.
@rockbeauty34395 жыл бұрын
@@joesworldadventures7728 probably you because James got his sub's back.
@sqeak63173 жыл бұрын
@@rockbeauty3439 ha
@Rae-tz3qz3 жыл бұрын
lmao it happened again
@jacobmoreno96985 жыл бұрын
I literally have never seen this channel and still subscribed in the first second. She’s awesome
@jacobmoreno96984 жыл бұрын
JackalTheSandwing we are friends because you said that now👏
@wursternicole5 жыл бұрын
The guy that plays Matthew, plays Rufus in Gossip Girl and I'm dying. 🤣
@Citizenblvck5 жыл бұрын
He also plays the main character in The Celestine prophecy movie..
@nickthebrazilianguy5 жыл бұрын
@@vickpvp no lol he only plays Rufus
@Jay-qf3ue5 жыл бұрын
Vicky nope
@nickthebrazilianguy5 жыл бұрын
I just saw that, lol
@wursternicole5 жыл бұрын
@@vickpvp he does not play Ezra lol sorry
@Anna-30845 жыл бұрын
_hears about Helvetica documentary_ *_immediately searches for it_*
@maddiepaddy26084 жыл бұрын
I watched it with my mom there were a few intresting moments
@RenaDeles4 жыл бұрын
It's really interesting! Like even outside comparisons to me 😂
@joshualowellcook4 жыл бұрын
Same. I was downloading it before the end of this review lol
@flyingsalsa5 жыл бұрын
"Then that means I've slept with every lesbian in Los Angeles."
@ravenrose7025 жыл бұрын
That line was gold
@rachelc11105 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this specific quote in the comments to like it😂
@miicaelaruiz5 жыл бұрын
I think we all know who's she talking about..
@ElleJane225 жыл бұрын
and i oop-
@spyroapplesauce5 жыл бұрын
Micaela haven’t watched an Ally video in a while so I’m a bit slow with that joke lol
@emilyassuncao73495 жыл бұрын
The fact that she actually PAID for the movie I- torrent? No?? K
@mariaclaudia46905 жыл бұрын
Dating 101 Scream, but make it cute
@Plutoaster5 жыл бұрын
I can confirm everyone's the same because even though you mention the names I still get confused about who's doing what
@dominique6035 жыл бұрын
"Cause like, you know where you're driving on the middle of a bridge and then when you look foward, you're actually on a city street.... Garrett does...Garrett knows." Im crying. I analyze continuity errors too XD
@Alysssaia5 жыл бұрын
"He wants her but then she doesnt want him and then she wants him but he doesnt want her, but nobody wants me" I DO.
@Teemo1473 жыл бұрын
We all do 🥲
@jackkirwan81465 жыл бұрын
This whole movie sounds like one of those crazy dreams with random ppl and random stuff happens with lots of continuity errors.
@k_airo5 жыл бұрын
Can you please also review the “Helvetica” documentary? That sounds like a wild time. Thank you, thank you 🙏💚 Edit: Also Leprechaun 4 (in sPaAaAaAAAaaAaCe)
@maddiepaddy26084 жыл бұрын
Helvetica is now and inside joke between me and my mom when we watched it
@maddiepaddy26084 жыл бұрын
@Winter Soldier...the font helvetica ??duh
@emilyt3014 жыл бұрын
Where’s leprechaun 1 tho
@doodleteacup60184 жыл бұрын
“I’m no movie critic... that’s the end of my statement.” Me: My name is Karen, *I MAY NOT BE SMAAAAART*- that’s it.
@Noone-tx6xq4 жыл бұрын
Oh look mean girls :))
@fingerpunch455 жыл бұрын
"Cause like you know when you're driving on the middle of a bridge, and then when you look forward you're actually on a city street? GARRETT DOES!" IM DEAD😂😂
@vivk29324 жыл бұрын
And so is Garrett loool
@marainabroda96625 жыл бұрын
Ten seconds in and there’s a James Charles joke....woooo
@rebeccak95975 жыл бұрын
wooooooooooo
@eleonora46495 жыл бұрын
Woooooóoooooo
@mateuszlojewski97554 жыл бұрын
my humor is so bad this movie is actually kind of hilarious 10/5.
@ahuggingsam4 жыл бұрын
"He want's her, but she doesn't want him, but then she does want him, but then he doesn't want her, but nobody want's me" literally every straight romance plot to me
@hahahaha-kp9cy4 жыл бұрын
it’s so upsetting that the actor that plays Dan Humphrey’s dad in Gossip Girl plays Matthew in this movie
@evabakker4 жыл бұрын
And when she started explaining the plot of the movie, at first I was like, this sounds a little like YOU. Mindfuuuuck much
@maxmaus98885 жыл бұрын
is this movie how straight people relationships work?
@ringss_5 жыл бұрын
Its not usually THIS bad.
@blondetapperware82894 жыл бұрын
No?
@hp16004 жыл бұрын
Yes
@amypattie70044 жыл бұрын
I mean the only relationship I’ve seen this bad was straight, but I’m in a straight marriage so I’m going with no.
@imjayhime4 жыл бұрын
Lol no
@Lauren202094 жыл бұрын
She was quarantining before we had to and honestly same
@krxft55095 жыл бұрын
“it’s a mystery? drama? thriller..? all i know is that i was thrilled when it ended”
@estyliannaeleni76135 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe rufus from gossip girl is Matthew in this really awkward film
@robin13075 жыл бұрын
E'stylianna Eleni same
@ihatemickiegee5 жыл бұрын
my words exactly
@nikinki5 жыл бұрын
Queen of uploading and distracting us before exams
@hoodiesartandtea5 жыл бұрын
P r e c i s e l y
@rinbrown4725 жыл бұрын
Hey Ally, happy pride month from a closeted bi sexual girl. I hope you have a great month. -Rin
@julianabird58504 жыл бұрын
Hey rin. I came out as bi recently. Things get better. Message me if you need anything.
@TheMistressMisery4 жыл бұрын
I came out as bisexual several years ago now. In time you're able to own it, and you don't care about the haters, or those who think you're just "confused". You keep doing you, and be happy with yourself and you'll be fine
@albieemery28284 жыл бұрын
Rin_is_god omg same but I’m male
@catshark00764 жыл бұрын
Hai! Came put as a lesbian this year. It was pretty damn hard,but later you can just..own it. Just try to be certain people you wanna come out to support LGBTQ. Also, please be careful of who you want to come out to. Anyway,good life.
@Ray-ew4yy5 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU RELEASE LIMITED MERCH WHEN I'M BROKE?! *cries in gay*
@arireardon30255 жыл бұрын
Same
@Sam-ik1wt5 жыл бұрын
Miss Slytherin Try being Dutch and not having a PayPal🙃
@Ray-ew4yy5 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-ik1wt Well I'm a german with no paypal XD
@alexmaldonado42825 жыл бұрын
Well I'm BROKE with no PayPal 😁
@Sam-ik1wt5 жыл бұрын
Miss Slytherin Fair point😂
@anonyymi_66654 жыл бұрын
Its like a movie but everyone has a totally different script and everything is bought from a thrift store
@bread80953 жыл бұрын
I thought it said everyone instead of everything and laughed out loud.
@kats24x75 жыл бұрын
I have waited my entire life for Ally Hills merch. I think a single tear just fell. :')
@Ray-ew4yy5 жыл бұрын
Same but I have no money 😭😭
@nicolesmith60845 жыл бұрын
Mathew is the dad of dan Humphrey from gossip girl... i-
@gigilecna18894 жыл бұрын
What? No. Please don’t be true 😳
@natalieries37705 жыл бұрын
Ally is my favorite person like litterally Notice me😂
@frini33244 жыл бұрын
I love how Matthew Settle bacame famous and this is one of his first movies, talk about a glow up
@shaakira38535 жыл бұрын
I want to watch you review... _everything_ from now on😂😂😂
@abbyb28325 жыл бұрын
Same! I would frick-fracking love that
@erikadeanda12685 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time ally says “IDK why”
@Motomade5 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this review. I hope this becomes a movie review channel.
@korimela5 жыл бұрын
4:57 "did i do it? was that flirting?" me, already in love: *_yes._*
@sadgirlhours2225 жыл бұрын
i was worried about Ally cause she hasn't been really active on social media lately now i know what she's been upto
@Clipped_Angel3 жыл бұрын
I know it's a minor detail but...that's not how that kind of handle works You can't block a round handle with a chair, only reason you can do that with a normal handle is because you prevent it from going down
@milo17285 жыл бұрын
0:27 we love creativity on this channel
@TotallyTorTor4 жыл бұрын
Best Movie Review I’ve Ever Seen. Ally is the only person I trust from now on for reviews
@nitromerada5 жыл бұрын
Omg literally I love you Ally but HOLY SHIT even listening the short version was painful 😭
@lottiegreen36584 жыл бұрын
The whole time I was like, DANS DAD FROM GOSSIP GIRL
Literally screamed that at my TV as if she could hear me!
@ireallyreallyhategoogle5 жыл бұрын
All the lesbians in L.A. want her and also everyone that has ever seen Ally.
@literallyurdad12594 жыл бұрын
This movie was so confusing and pointless and confusing that it gave me several brain aneurysms.
@hannyc065 жыл бұрын
This might sound weird but her hair looks really shiny and I'm here for it 😂😂😂😂
@Philippe6204 жыл бұрын
Gretchen Mol played in The Thirteenth Floor only 1 year before this... I recommend it instead.
@slightlydead35685 жыл бұрын
Ally: '"Everyone is crazy so stay with Your ex" Me: "That was She say" LOL
@susanmiller60234 жыл бұрын
Think about this, the movie writer printed out the script without page numbers, the writer was sitting back admiring the script and a gust of wind blew the script all over the floor. The writer picks up the papers but is not sure that the pages are in the right order, turns on the machine it was written on and by accident deletes the script. So the writer decides to send in the script and the movie is made. 6 months later the writer finds a pile of script that had been left out including the parts that link everything together along with the ending.
@geneandshay5 жыл бұрын
God damnit, Rufus Humphrey.
@birchlotus5 жыл бұрын
Literally thought you were gonna rate rotten tomatoes. _literal tomatoes_
@rxmiree5 жыл бұрын
Woah Woah Woah 5 vids in a month and a half? Ally, are you ok? Do you need an ambulance?
@sergeantbigmac4 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about this movie, but its kinda weird that it has pretty established actors in it? (albeit lesser known, but still). I thought it was going to be some high school kids summer project shot on camcorders with no names who've only ever done community theatre or something. Maybe im describing a so-bad-its-good-type film here. This has enough production/acting value to clear that bar into that straight up "its simply bad" territory.
@ventusray68924 жыл бұрын
The Leprechaun series is so bad that it's great.
@deltathecomic47653 жыл бұрын
There are so many names and no distinct character traits or looks that I can’t even tell what’s happening
@valeriamontemayor74855 жыл бұрын
Video idea: React to your old The Province music. They were bops
@finncaine38024 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this movie is the part where a guy accused of assaulting his girlfriend actually goes to jail.
@gk370135 жыл бұрын
Hate the movie. Love your review. Please do more reviews.
@brain_apostrophe_t5 жыл бұрын
"I guess Garret died... but like... ...cool?💖💖"
@lzmunch5 жыл бұрын
5:25 "if that's the case then I've slept with every lesbian in Los angeles" .....lemme take off my sunglasses bc the sHADE IS HERE
@lezlezzin4 жыл бұрын
that movie said "loose ends?" more like "the entire movie"
@arakquinh96555 жыл бұрын
HOW DID YOU REMEMBER ALL THIS TANGLED NONSENSE😂😂😂😂😂TALENT LMAO
@osmentlily5 жыл бұрын
This was the most I have continuously laughed in a loooooongg time. Thanks for taking one for the team and for this HILARIOUS REVIEW. Absolutely freakin loved it
@emilybatman72745 жыл бұрын
"Did I do it, was I flirting"😂😂
@eevil_weevil4 жыл бұрын
i think a great indicator of just how captivating this movie is, is that i got halfway through the video before realizing that garret and matt were two different people
@simeonkrompart65174 жыл бұрын
this movie is the manifestation of "its too dark i cant hear you"
@mookie84005 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these Ally. You are hilarious.
@nevermindthecats65995 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Ally's hair look really long, well longer than usual
@katiannhargis50975 жыл бұрын
Yeah it grows, like, literally every day
@youtubeuser32425 жыл бұрын
I was just planning to watch the worst rated movie on rotten tomatoes but now I don’t have to. Thanks ally 🙏 😘
@canniloni5 жыл бұрын
8:03 WHY IS THAT SNEEZE SO FUNNY TO ME
@petitechaos8834 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, except maybe I’m exhausted, but I have never laughed this hard over anything like I did this video. I laughed so hard I was literally crying and had to call my fiancé to make him watch it and tell him about it. I’m only half way in and I cannot. I LOST my SHIT at the unknown interview section and the wig. Ugh. Thank you. I needed this. I also need to watch this movie. I literally was tears rolling down my cheeks laughing while typing this. I have lost my sanity in quarantine. 💁🏻♀️
@charlottebearpaw46495 жыл бұрын
bro we low key need a part 2...
@ngnq83514 жыл бұрын
Me: *watching a video on the worst rated movie ever* Also me: gets an add for “the best movie in America”
@moldy._.peaches12165 жыл бұрын
I ORDERED MY SWEATSHIRT AND IM SO EXITED!!
@mercupeep59634 жыл бұрын
the chaotic energy in every one of ur videos makes me smile
@alexrose84645 жыл бұрын
WAIT I THOUGHT THE COMA WAS A JOKE *WHAT* Edit: he dIES WTAF EVEN
@cystersurv1vor6964 жыл бұрын
So I just discovered your channel last night and I’m already obsessed with watching your videos. You are absolutely hilarious
@JDog_12195 жыл бұрын
Notification squad!! I love you so much Ally, your videos always make my day!
@Auroranekai5 жыл бұрын
Your editing is beautiful, cracked me up big time
@zionisgone3 жыл бұрын
A year later, and the trend is still unsubbing from James charles
@alejandra81114 жыл бұрын
I think I need more reviews like this. I've watched this video like five times . It's so freaking hilarious.
@Its_Tigs5 жыл бұрын
Me: I have no money Ally: but merch tho Me: ok this is why I have savings I guess
@pgaksr025 жыл бұрын
OK I really would like more videos like this. It was really funny reviewing bad movies! I loved this.
@spilledmilk_16364 жыл бұрын
Ally: And I watched a movie about Helvetica, THE FONT! Graphic Design Students: 🥺
@enamored13 жыл бұрын
i'm pretty sure I saw the beginning of this movie on tv once
@useNoOne5 жыл бұрын
"it's like, you know when you're driving on the middle of a bridge, then when you look forward you're on a city street? Garrett does." 😂😂😂
@aldoingermany3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard, I can barely breathe!!!! Thank you, Ally!!!!😂🥰