I Watched The Marvels So You Don't Have To

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Critical Drinker put it best when he said watching this movie was like running into an old bully who made your life hell, and the bully is like covered in their own piss and has clearly failed at every major aspect of life. You think you’d feel a savage sense of satisfaction or something, but you’re just left with a lingering feeling of pity and sadness that something once so powerful has fallen so incredibly hard

[@TheThinkingMansTemplar]

Ive literally experienced that IRL..

[@daveinpublic]

😂

[@Pandemia616]

Drinker never pulls his punches 😂

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

Wait, you guys are so oversensitive that you think Brie Larson is bullying you?😂

[@Pandemia616]

@@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 nah we just think she's an annoying b*tch 😂

[@WineAndDissent]

Man, this sounds like the perfect movie for someone like me with dementia... I can't believe you didn't mention that.

[@paulc.288]

🤭🤣😂

[@jasonmelo1974]

I see what you did there 😅

[@johnlochness]

You have seen it

[@markladley2934]

😂

[@Hellaframes]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dahelmang]

We who are about to not watch this movie salute you.

[@doublep1980]

Keep in mind, ladies & gents, this movie was "written" by "professional screen writers", who got paid for this. The same people, who were on strike for months and demanded more pay and that the studios won´t use AI programs like ChatGPT in order to replace them. The absolute state of Hollywood....

[@alexman378]

I’m fairly certain ChatGPT was used here. Try and write some scenes with it, you’ll see what I’m saying.

[@jout738]

It seems it was written more like leftist boatches who want to show their political ideology, instead off actual great screen writers, that know how to actually write great story.

[@davidschneide5422]

Comic book writers create a successful storyline, then Hollywood changes the plot and the characters to "improve" it.

[@LinkedIn12Smith]

Chat gpt just wrote space balls...

[@DeRussellMasina]

Remember people write what they are told to write. They don't have freedom just like any other employee / employer relationship

[@Billthegrad]

As someone who just watched your entire video who suffers from dementia, I can’t wait to watch your video, and hope you have some good recommendations for me young man!

[@AnastasiiaSerbokryl]

that's just..🤣 thank you!

[@carolynhunt7333]

It’s almost as if someone deliberately set out to destroy Disney from within.

[@Ender7j]

If artists can’t separate their art from themselves, why should we do all the work for them?

[@deltavagen9796]

The fact they are blaming men even though women rejected it makes me furious!!!

[@Peakfreud]

Sounds like the WNBA

[@quihuynh1647]

They blame men for what? Not watching their shitty movie?

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

All women rejected it? Everyone is an anti woke crazy like you guys?

[@nukiesduke6868]

Who would have thought invading a male dominated industry, hijacking IPS with majority male demographics, trying to insert chicks, write them as guys and crush everything men enjoyed about the stuff and then being shocked when it tanks. I for one am shocked!

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

@@nukiesduke6868 Your embodying everything you accuse "woke SJWs" of being. Being so oversensitive, paranoid and entitled that you somehow think that superhero movies need to be a space where only men are represented positively and that only men deserve to see themselves represented, showing a woman being stronger and better then a guy is an insult to all the men in the audience while the reverse is perfectly fine, any woman who complains about being represented poorly is a "woke SJW snowflake" but if you do this then your not is messed up.

[@mindlessmeat4055]

Hoopty is an old reference. If your buddy in college had a real beater of a car, like 5 colors because bits and pieces were switched out for spares, that was a hoopty.

[@kimberlyoldschool]

Hoopty is such a great term. People should use it more often. It’s not quite synonymous with cheap, or broke, or low-quality. It’s like an egregious but charming example of some combination of those.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

I've only heard it used by Double Toasted when they reviewed Ghost Dad.

[@mat.b.]

yup, basically just slang for an old junker car, so since her ship sucks its fitting she'd be riding in a hoopty

[@fd502]

Yeah but this is a universe where most regular citizens don’t have access to space ships I assume and whole space stations have a shortage of escape ships which to me seems like a titanic oversight. Seems a little entitled to call it a hoopty if ya ask me. Edit: ah ok he said active so maybe there were enough escape pods but something happened IDK but still major major oversight issue. I’ve also realized that a shortage of escape pods was also in the movie Spaceballs. 😂

[@Maerahn]

"Everyone's made of plasticine and magic" - Jonny, you just gave 'The Marvels' their best logline quote!

[@BrutusMaximusAurelius]

One thing I’ve learned now, is that the writers fear for AI is very understandable. Just look at this movie. And the last couple of Disney movies.

[@DaciValt]

And probably the same people who tell low income workers to just get with the times when they worry about automation in their workplace.

[@jayvee5686]

Imagine having to sit in a theater and watch that smug, self satisfied dance-singing planet scene

[@gnarlycat]

Watching Jonny talk about The Marvels is far more entertaining than watching The Marvels.

[@ReworkToys]

Ill say this too. They need to have more at stake in these movies. While I was watching it I couldn't help but remember the time Tony stark was trapped in a cave and dying, where Peter parker was being crushed by a building, Where Thor went to accept his death against the destroyer as he had his powers stripped, as Captain America sacrificed himself to save large American cities from nuclear annihilation, and Hulk casting himself out into space to save his fellow man from his uncontrollable rage. The Marvels is a bunch of girls scratching at each other until the movie is over. Someone needs to die, get maimed, lose their family, experience trauma. Its a bullshit movie that Marvel spent a fortune on, for no reason.

[@StuCheeks]

Wow, I can't believe you spoiled The Marvels for us. It's the one movie we asked for!

[@tennesseesunlight]

Yeah, this is so fucked up!! 😡

[@ian-flanagan]

Unsubscribbled

[@derbyson]

There is a little bit of comment in your sarcasm.

[@scottaw1981]

A movie no one will pirate, they've done it!

[@TibiConstantine]

a movie no pirating site will allow to be uploaded.

[@deadschooled]

That’s when you know you’ve really messed up

[@sidneyrodrigues2238]

"We've done it boys, pirating is no more" 😎

[@nicolas.gonzalez]

Man, I think Disney was aiming for : "so bad, it's good". Kinda like Samurai Cop.

[@Will_Parker]

It honestly almost was. Especially how the villain died and somehow guilted Danvers into doing what she wanted. It was like how most so bad they're good movies have some kind of contrived and idiotic moral at the end of the story, definitely felt like that in this.

[@adamheywood113]

As someone who suffers from dementia, I appreciate the recommendation, thank you Another film that would be good for dementia sufferers is _The Marvels_ but I can't remember when it was released

[@slimbombur7922]

It could have been worse. At least you didn't have dementia

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

It's a valid point about actors and actresses you simply don't want to watch. Not so long ago, people might have told you that they would watch anything with ... say, for example ... Tom Hanks, in it. The same thing works in reverse. If you're determined to keep me far away from your movie, put Melissa McCarthy in it.

[@ladislasayano9406]

This has always been the reason why A-lister actors/actresses were getting millions of dollars back in the days.... The so called star power... Yes the reverse is also really real. I will not watch Brie.. Now that I found out that she was in room I am sad that I actually watched that years afo

[@BusrtNova]

The dancing planet is actually comic accurate. It's an actual storyline from one of Miss Marvel's comic. I was just as flabbergasted reading it just as much as I am hearing about it in the movie

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

You know... When we say we want them to stick to the source material, they can totally skip the ridiculous one off insanities like the Bollywood planet...

[@AndyBoyBrawler]

It’s interesting and cool! Issue is that some materials can’t be put into a movie. At least they tried…I think…

[@edmit2001]

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 When the meterial is the comic that need to reboot again and again, we normally call it bad material.

[@patrickmurphy3179]

I heard that most of the scenes of the singing planet were cut out of this movie because test audiences hated it.

[@markiangooley]

So… part of why the actual comic wasn’t very popular? And they stick with it?

[@roysheehan8695]

Its been too long dude i missed you in a completely platonic and aggressively sexual way. Thanks for the video 👍

[@JonnyLawYT]

The feeling is very much mutual Roy

[@citycrusher9308]

@@JonnyLawYT Jonny, the fems who own Marvel are burning the franchise to the ground on purpose. They aren't mislead or incompetent. This is their goal. They have been doing it since 2016. KZbinrs are in denial of the obvious

[@romelmunoz7957]

The problem with the dancing-singing planet is that if you didnt know it was an alien planet you'd think that scene is from an actual 21st century musical: it doesn't feel alien at all...

[@darianstarfrog]

Exactly, just lazy

[@madhanprakash1]

​@@darianstarfrogcross over to mamma mia I guess

[@romelmunoz7957]

@@madhanprakash1 😂

[@darianstarfrog]

@@madhanprakash1 yikes! 😂

[@NeroLeMorte]

​@@madhanprakash1mamma mia with wine moms and alien flurken cats.

[@bonjour2838]

I remember taking my grandmother to go see Winter Soldier (she's really into movies, even raunchy adult comedies) and she was really skeptical going in but ended up enjoying it! I thought it was because she just wasn't into that sort of stuff but turns out, she was worried it was going to be corny and hokey like the Captain America she grew up with. Oh if she could see the MCU now... I mean she still could! She's alive and well! I just won't subject her to that lmao

[@Hellaframes]

Yeah don’t put g-ma through that BS 😂

[@maffe_distroyer]

Just show her the good stuff , she doesn't need the twerking shehulk in her memories

[@ggrarl]

It took me a second, but that stupid singing planet reminds me of an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Before the movie (12 to the Moon) they watched a short called Design for Dreaming. The woman in it kept dancing and singing the entire time. Later during a host segment, Nuveena, woman of the future, shows up always dancing and communicating through singing. Mike has to sing to talk to her. She says she's going to take Mike and the Bots to the future, but she treats the Bots like appliances, so Mike tells her to go away. She finally stops singing so she can snap at him.

[@karateparty100]

I love MST3K, and I can't believe I haven't seen this episode! Do you know which season it's from?

[@ggrarl]

@@karateparty100 it's the last episode of season 5

[@karateparty100]

@@ggrarl ok, thank you!

[@bingandrew3266]

Marvels ended piracy indeed! Can’t give it away

[@Peakfreud]

😂😂😂

[@Tempesta]

The "I like that bit" thing got me lmfao

[@alexutzcel]

what baffles me is that they keep spending small countries GDP on these damp movies.

[@PentaRaus]

Which makes you wonder as to where is this money coming from and how can you continue to lose hundreds of millions and still in be in business.

[@sethkaicer319]

Rachel and Brie conjured up the grim reaper and told him about his toxic masculinity ☠️👀😢

[@darianstarfrog]

And becomes toxic masculinity..

[@brnrecluse2946]

I guess Disney is taking cues from Bud Light! Let's see how it works out for them!😂

[@ategevuma7218]

This has been my favorite the marvels review by far. Thanks for the laughs 😂

[@iro6758]

TSWG pointed out that them linking their powers was a metaphor for them syncing their... I'm going to say, lady times. S tier writing.😢

[@hannosan]

It's difficult for an old heterosexual man like me: but I have to say I love Jonny

[@hilarycraig5360]

Very brave of you 😅

[@jacobmars1902]

so stunning and brave

[@watchmehope6560]

Man that's so brave. I'm literally shitting my pants.

[@hannosan]

as always @@watchmehope6560

[@Pedant_Patrol]

That ending piracy joke was HILARIOUS!

[@daskampffredchen]

1:32 Never thought I would see GLPs Dubstep Intro in an English Video

[@jindynubon3953]

This was a syfy version of Mamma Mia!” (2008)

[@vania7302]

I know this isn't relevant to The Marvels, but speaking of November releases and focusing on smthg actually well written, Netflix's Blue Samurai was an incredible surprise that is not getting enough attention imo and think it could make a good vid for cleansing everyone's palettes after this latest MCU crash

[@laniakeas92]

If you ever dealt with narcissist or a sociopath you'll recognize this glance/stare in Brie's. They just can't act even moderately good because they can't live through an emotion they imagine. Best actors are always empaths. :) You can clearly see she's in narcissistic decompensation because of all these poor reviews of her acting.

[@bigtreecombatacademy2927]

Indeed I had a narc ex and she had Brie eyes and self obsession Brie would be an epic bully behind closed doors

[@sidneyrodrigues2238]

Been there

[@JenWren4]

My husband sent this to me and I saw Marvels and immediately said, "Nope!" But then I saw J. Law and was down cuz he's always a riot. Now I wish I had dementia cuz if J can't make a review funny in any way something's REALLY wrong! Sorry J Thanks for taking the hit on this one. I apologize for any PTSD you may experience but I thank you for your service and your sacrifice and that you too have dementia.

[@russ254]

Jennifer Lawrence was in The Marvels? She was the first female action hero!

[@darianstarfrog]

​@@russ254😂

[@JenWren4]

@@russ254 when I said that I was shortening Johnny Law's name. My apologies for the misunderstanding.

[@chrono2959]

7:44 that throws me off every time that happens in a movie and it's been happening in my entire life every time they do that I catch it and it is that's all I can think about there's no way they would have had a memory facing themselves it would have been out through their eyes

[@kleindropper]

That's funny because Dave Ramsey always tells people to sell their expensive car and buy a "hoopty" to get out of debt

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

What else are they going to call it? 'P☆ssy Waggon' was taken.

[@KukharyshynOleh]

14:07 Larson's eyes still looks crazier and freaking me out more

[@CraigWard]

Good to see you back! We missed you. Great video.

[@riatsila144]

Your comments on camera angles and perspective. I'm reminded of the unreleased (but leaked) 1994 Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie, where there's a moment where Doctor Doom and his goons are capturing Ben Grimm's girlfriend, Alicia, and we're treated to this shot of them menacing the camera, because we're seeing it from her perspective. You know, Ben Grimm's girlfriend Alicia's perspective. Who is famously blind. THAT Alicia. We saw what she would be seeing. If she wasn't blind. That's the shot they went with.

[@meinsouza]

Johnny my man, how come you don't have 100k subs yet? You're bloody brilliant

[@alanSJ1000]

Thank you for your suffered. It hard to believe movie like this exists.

[@maravreloaded]

10:12 This is basically like that time when SpongeBob went to Rock Bottom and nobody understood him without spitting once per word.

[@JamesB21a]

I feel bad. My mother loved Captain Marvel and kept offering to take me and my daughter to see the Marvels and I had to make excuses all weekend.

[@dragons_advocate]

Jonny! You're back. I was worried. ... I may have anxiety issues.

[@Trixie1604]

I know how you feel! Am I imagining things or did Jonny have two recent videos that just .... disappeared? I could swear there were two times in the last few weeks that I got a notification of a new video by Jonny, made note of it to watch later, and then when I went to watch them a day or so later, I couldn't find them!

[@nalublackwater9729]

Soooooo.... Is this the Green Lantern of Marvel?

[@darianstarfrog]

Way worse, but yes

[@kevinmccoy8793]

😒😒😒😒 not it isn’t

[@nalublackwater9729]

@@kevinmccoy8793 I know, at least Green Lantern had Ryan Reynolds... And he apologised to everyone for that one.

[@charlesvictoria6800]

The content of this movie felt like a first draft of a 2 hour show on Disney Plus.

[@edcooper1471]

Thanks!

[@somesinger1575]

I don't know if you're qualified to make these statements, because . . . . . You have not seen what I have seen, you have not done what I have done, you have not lived as I have lived, you have not . . . . . .

[@ChadKakashi]

Lol

[@andrewkappler5503]

😂😂😂

[@agentsmith2378]

😂😂😂😂

[@Renderfaux]

I've seen my share!

[@CórkaMokoszy]

Bri nadaje się na idealnego złoczyńcę: * na długo znikła z radaru (mogły jej się przytrafić różne rzeczy, ktoś mógł wyprać jej mózg - choćby ta sztuczna inteligencja której ona się niby "pozbyła" gdzieś tam na obcej planecie niszcząc życie wielu istotom...); * jej wyraz twarzy nie jest stworzony do przekazywania uczuć innych niż gniew czy nienawiść; * jej moc nie ma żadnych ograniczeń więc może być naprawdę niebezpieczna; * bez mrugnięcia okiem zostawia mnóstwo istnień na wyginięcie i nie ma żadnych wyrzutów sumienia; * jej zwierzęcym towarzyszem jest diaboliczny kot; * nie ma w nie ani grama kobiecości a przy tych dwóch kobietach wygląda jak manekin. Nie rozumiem dlaczego by Uratować Marvel`a twórcy nie wpadli sami na pomysł by Kapitan Marvel była złoczyńcą (z dobrą wymówką) a bohaterzy z wielu wymiarów musieliby ze sobą połączyć by powstrzymać tę przerażającą kobietę (która staciła nad sobą kontrolę) ze stadem kosmicznych żarłocznych kotów.

[@squoblat]

I was waiting for this one, and you did not disappoint.

[@johnprime1147]

9:21 Are you Fucking with me? Your Joking right? No actual Lego Set THAT Small costs $84 and 99 Cents. That is the MOST Overpriced Lego Set I've EVER Seen in my Entire life. I have Lego Sets with More Pieces than this one that Cost so much Less Edit: So. I got the Price wrong. The Unit to the Left was a Pound. Alright. So I underpriced. You would be spending $105.28. Alright. That's. I feel Sorry for whoever Buys this Set. Because I don't see Families like Mine actually being able to Buy it unless they want to go Bankrupt

[@akumaomega]

Made my day. I was waiting for a review with that exact video title. I salute.

[@kevinm4701]

I was scrolling down videos then boom Zelda poster - read the video title and was like ok you got my attention.

[@JSBozick]

I haven’t even finished this video yet but I can safely say it’s your best one yet. I’m rolling 😂

[@Dreamfoodreviews]

Never have I ever gone to a movie premiere night on a Thursday and had an empty theater for a Marvel movie. What they should’ve done is spent the first half of the movie showing Carol going after the AI and the consequences of that and then all the other stupid stuff after that way this movie would’ve been more entertaining.

[@colorin81colorado]

Jonny you need to thank Brie, she just helped you gain another sub!

[@rudolfspitz]

Wow! 😂😂 Did you call me a little bitch?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@rifatbobos]

The amount of The Marvels related videos I've watched is really starting to get unhealthy at this point and is definitely not enough

[@calvinb5131]

You’re gonna get super popular bro! Keep it up

[@gabbodelaparrawrites]

I was waiting for you to check this one! 😅 Hopefully you'll watch the ballad of hungry rachels and game zeglers so we don't have to suffer through that!

[@MAGAMAN]

Hoopty is inner city slang for a crappy car.

[@kayskaht2052]

0:28 This is BY FAR, the funniest sentence I have ever heard in any movie review on YT! Awesome review! Ty! 🙏🏽❤️

[@UNSAMU3L]

The fact that they're blaming men for their box office failure and backlash even though women have been rejecting it as well...whatever own up to your failures. Don't blame us🙄

[@ViperChief117]

That’s cool I wasn’t going to watch this travesty of a Marvel film in theaters anyway. I’m seeing Napoleon instead. Lol

[@michaellee8815]

“Evil magic purple hammer lady” is far more memorable than whatever her actual name is… which I don’t remember

[@Socrates21stCentury]

Thank you !!!

[@syrilvictor3288]

Thank you for your sacrifice

[@mikedybro9293]

Watching your videos is always the highlight of my day! Moreso because of your brilliant humor!

[@7riX7er]

1:23 never laughed so hard

[@fd502]

3:24 Shout out to the blue man group fan there I can tell by his expression that he’s definitely trying which is more than some other people in this movie did.

[@-cheshire-cat]

3:36 I consider now owning a cat worthy character development. 11:54 I enjoyed the addition of the cat scene.

[@Lazerblade95]

What is bad, is that whereas i wouldn't say it was a good movie, it the first marvel marvel movie since endgame that i wasnt disapointed by.

[@manwithoutbeer]

I don't know why, but this is the second review I watched - the first one from MoistMeter (Penguin0) - who said that it's not clarified how their swapping thing works. However, when I watched the movie, they clearly said: 'So we swapped each other's places when we used our power AT THE SAME TIME.' I don't know if everyone missed it. But still thanks Jonny for review)))

[@darianstarfrog]

Yea, but then later and/or previous scenes, have them breaking that rule, there was no consistency, terrible writing.

[@kevinmccoy8793]

Exactly! I watched that review as well AFTER I saw the movie. Imagine if you hadn’t watched it

[@kevinmccoy8793]

You said there are no answers to these questions soooo how can we take anything you said as truth and not hyperbole

[@bigchungus6827]

But have the rules been clearly established? Is every instance of them using their powers at the same time followed by them switching places? Is every instance of them switching places preceeded by them using their powers at the same time? Are the rules for who swaps places with who clearly established and followed? From what I've seen, they didn't seem to be.

[@AstroX369]

Haha I haven’t seen it,probably not going too, but I actually have no problem with the octopus-cats swallowing ppl into their pocket dimensions to be able to fit everybody. That’s been used in a lot of stuff

[@mat.b.]

A musical planet where everyone sings and dances in English sounds like a b-plot from Rick & Morty

[@Adobo809]

This movie is indeed terrible, but the thing that annoys me about all these reviewers is when they don't understand the position swapping. The movie litteraly says they only swap when two people use their powers at the same time. And THEY SHOW IT IN THE TRAINING MONTAGE. Other than that, yea I agree with everything

[@tomwinston6758]

This guy is funny!! Glad I found this channel, clever and entertaining

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

"It was written" Was it? This movie may have been generated.

[@kw6766]

great content and great banter 👍

[@loicbosman4739]

Yeah, the Lego Marvels set has 420 parts and retails for like $100 USD, for reference LEGO's model of the Tallneck (Horizon) had 1200ish parts and retailed for I believe $80 USD. having a 400 part set any higher than $50 USD is considered by myself and many to be expensive... I don't how this happened

[@ruperterskin2117]

Right on. Thanks for sharing.

[@SandraOrtmann1976]

I do like cats...but not when they are crossbred with octopi. The rest of the movie? I suffer from dementia so...looking forward what you can recommend.

[@agentsmith2378]

Yaaay Nice 1Jonny.

[@Ryan-qo9pr]

I'm so thankful to have found your channel, I can't stop laughing. 😂

[@gabbodelaparrawrites]

The fact that this was supposed to come before Secret Invasion and they couldn't even bother to fix the skrull situation so it didn't look like a plot hole tells all we need to know about this BS.

[@tomsenior7405]

Benedict Cumber... I agree with your friend. Of the stuff I have seen Benedict Cumber... perform, I now avoid the bizarre looking Goit.

[@The_Marvelist]

1:28 Lol. Keep that up and I’m going to have to sub soon

[@aoibhg1211]

Jonny thank you for your sacrifice, this is enough for me to know about the film so as not to watch it. I used to be a huge Marvel fan, long before the MCU, and they have Hooptied everything up to such a degree it is absolutely unwatchable. I avoid everything made by Disney today... Such shame

[@OPkrypto]

My first time on this channel,...this video's made my day

[@buckfifty37]

3:34 She’s literally the “cat mom” of the MSheU. 😂

[@ZolaRenard_01]

'I Watched The Marvels So You Don't Have To' Too late, Jonny... I already watched it and my entire brain hurt from the extortion of the movie's absurdity... But at least someone also suffer with me 😅😅😅 Thanks for the video btw!

[@bluesenzan]

You should watch the Korean drama strong girl nam-soon it has a waayyy better three strong women dynamic then whatever the marvels was

[@vjnt1star]

Good catch on the memories with the third person perspective which in fact cannot be a memory!

[@oven723]

Thank you kind sir.....thank you so very much foe your efforts

[@chiakomrandyncham4981]

I had more fun watching your video than I’ve had watching movies for a while now .Subscribed

[@danielwomer]

Good sweetened tea, I love this channel.