it's understandable, you were too flabbergasted by how bad the acolyte was.
@Rinzler_Lives7 ай бұрын
I think the audio is fine 🤙🏽
@emansuela_real7 ай бұрын
At first I thought the "thread" was talking to me, telling me of what's to come.
@GeekOwtLowd7 ай бұрын
I thought you were just performing a witch echo chant. The power of MMMAAANNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!
@LordAntisonic7 ай бұрын
I just thought my meds were hitting harder tonite...woah bro
@lazytyrant90107 ай бұрын
It's like they're trying their hardest to prove Cartman right.
@samflood56317 ай бұрын
The “put a chick in it and make her lame and gay” thing!
@PeopleRTheProblem7 ай бұрын
More like Cartman just stated the obvious. The entire planet was already well aware.
@dissect1237 ай бұрын
@@PeopleRTheProblem South Park made fun of woke people 2 decades ago. The episode where Kyle's family moves to San Francisco and everyone is sniffing their farts is from 2006
@PeopleRTheProblem7 ай бұрын
@@dissect123 that’s not woke. That was making fun of the pretentiousness of certain people.
@dissect1237 ай бұрын
@@PeopleRTheProblem it is woke af, rewatch it. A loud minority trying to impact and discriminate against the way the majority of society live while celebrating their own smugness. Also kids of woke clowns being drug addicted, very accurate.
@thepunchableface15067 ай бұрын
It's a murder mystery. Star Wars has been killed and it's a mystery how the people who partcipated in the muder still have a job.
@hrdley9117 ай бұрын
EXCELLENT! 😂
@Alex8609BrindyJames7 ай бұрын
Media outlets shilling for Disney Star Wars is also a problem.
@jumpjuicestuff7 ай бұрын
Elementry!! my dear punchable
@jumpjuicestuff7 ай бұрын
@@Alex8609BrindyJames I can already hear it rippling though time!!
@Gaelencolors7 ай бұрын
Her wife being in this shows exactly how serious they took the project.
@JoeyP9464 ай бұрын
well communist lesbian space witch village wasn't entirely what I expected of Star Wars
@beartackle7 ай бұрын
The witches were a power of many, yet they died from a power of one who set rocks on fire.
@RandallvanOosten-ln5wf7 ай бұрын
Makes sense to Bob Iger. But the Disney Accounting Dept is struggling.
@hrdley9117 ай бұрын
Well, styrofoam stone is pretty flammable 😂
@MonoLith20497 ай бұрын
Yeah you can make anything sound bad if ur going to use words of logic & reason. 😂
@jaiclary84237 ай бұрын
If the fact that everything about that scene was weird, wrong, and/or physically impossible didn't tip you off, I'm just not sure how to help you.
@JGburneraccount7 ай бұрын
Even with the audio issues this video still made 10 times more sense than the acolyte's story telling.
@waltsalemastick8147 ай бұрын
I'm getting so sick of not only Disney ruining Star Wars more and more, but just bought out megacorporations in general ruining everything we love.
@rickimahabir7 ай бұрын
The chanting reminds me of rings of power cringe, "the sea is always right"
@Gaelencolors7 ай бұрын
You remember when Maul nearly killed Qui Gon on Tatooine? Remember stakes, remember everything you invested in this series?
@doublep19807 ай бұрын
Kindly reminder: this gringefest has a budget of 180 $ Million ......allegedly. For 8 episodes, that run from 30-45 minutes. To put this into perspective: Dune-Part 1 cost only 145 $ Million to be made. John Wick- Part 4: 98 $ Million budget Top Gun Maverick: 160 $ Million budget And these are all big blockbuster movies with tons of elaborate action scenes, stunts, VFX, shot on location etc. etc. Hell, Godzilla Minus-One cost less than 15 $ Million to be made!!
@mkhud50n7 ай бұрын
$180 million in 2024 money equals about $100 million in 2021 money. It only costs $4,000 to go bang sticks and scream in the woods. They made money off the cast, filmed it and pocketed the rest.
@owieczkacs7 ай бұрын
"budget" of 180 million dollars on company balance sheet = less profit at the end of the year = less taxes that need to be paid
@emhu25947 ай бұрын
Disney hiring harvey weinsteins personal assistant is repulsive. I would also expect a better show when the showrunner is a sith acolyte in real life. Write what ya know leslie
@rasalasblack7 ай бұрын
It is interesting how both Weinstein and Headland have the same "preferences." It's not a far off idea that she also, well.┐( ˘_˘)┌
@PraxesArdenn7 ай бұрын
She is writing what she knows. She has 4 years of experience with "the force."
@notreallymyname37367 ай бұрын
I mean, they're the same dudes that pander to the LGBTQ here, and remove them from their movies overseas, lectures about racism here, and removes black actors from movies in China, and makes movies near concentration camps... Frankly, it's pretty on brand.
@jamessimon34337 ай бұрын
im so beyond caring about anything Disney related. Is anyone expecting any quality at this point?
@bencarlson43007 ай бұрын
I have hope for Andor season 2, but that’s the definition of an anomaly. Otherwise no.
@ProfessorPesca7 ай бұрын
I think at this point the viewership of these Star Wars shows is 90% KZbinrs watching so they can pump out some more content.
@Andulvar7 ай бұрын
It's like asking if one expects quality coming out of Japan's entertainment industry. No, I fully expect stuff made for sex pests made by sex pests.
@Only1BandIsTheBand7 ай бұрын
deadpool & wolverine gonna be great, don't lie to yourself
@jamessimon34337 ай бұрын
@@ProfessorPesca for sure
@veronicadavanzo20647 ай бұрын
The acting at 7:48 is 10/10 Oscar material. I was deeply moved…to laughter and disbelief that this school play level writing and performance made the final cut. “tHaTs HeR!”
@cristela40347 ай бұрын
All acting seems to be terrible in this show. The only one that seems to be putting an effort is the squid game guy that apparently learned to speak English to act in this show.
@loliH97 ай бұрын
@@cristela4034 I legit feel bad for him.
@googleifyouseekayu7 ай бұрын
the power of one, the power of two! the power of jonnyyyyy!
@DarthEvilicus7 ай бұрын
It’s very clear the creators of this show had to self insert into the story for their own petty ego and don’t give two shits about the canon or continuity of story
@fundhund627 ай бұрын
It adds to the lore of Disney Star Wars in rather interesting ways.
@MyNameFreb6 ай бұрын
@@fundhund62just don’t fucking reply at this point it added nothing but more garbage onto an already rotting pile of shit.
@johnnylight07 ай бұрын
"I give you, you." "You give me, me" So one's doing all the giving?
@JadusMoltriel7 ай бұрын
Nice catch. Just another example of bad writing.
@alexman3787 ай бұрын
Headland wasn’t Harvey’s assistant for a year, she was with him for six years.
@davidjacobs85587 ай бұрын
yet, Harvey never touched her.
@alexman3787 ай бұрын
@@davidjacobs8558 Why would he, have you seen her?
@TheoJay6157 ай бұрын
Redditors spreading misinformation as facts again
@kintarooe77457 ай бұрын
@@alexman378 that's the point you genius
@triciacarr50192 ай бұрын
Six days is more than a decent person would last.
@thefanwithoutaface81057 ай бұрын
At this point it's a question what don't we hate about it, The bad acting, the terrible cringey dialogue, the nonsensical plot, the again heavy handed politics of making the Jedi, who are effectively space police, the bad guys, the Lesbian Space Witches using the Force to Immaculately Conceive....I can't believe that's a thing and not just a stupid madlib. Everything, Everything about it sucks.
@jacob960147 ай бұрын
You remember Anakin being conceived without a father? because it was the will of the force, the be all, end all to all evil and by being denied again and again countless times after proving himself. His arrogance and ego eventually turned him into one of the Dark Sides most formidable foes. The no father plot was interesting and the payoff showed everything tied to that and around that. This is now Thread force? lesbians making TWO Anakin's. two is more and that means Anakin wasn't shit haha. aren't we better guys? TWO! I've always been a fan of the prequels, i thought the world building was amazing and i learned so much from it. People hated it, most did and i think those people now are just wishing the quality was that of the prequels. You never realize what you have until its been lesbianized
@italianspiderman50127 ай бұрын
I’m curious how the witches reproduce, taking into account that most of them are literally different spices, so how does that work? Are all of them “force kids”?
@italianspiderman50127 ай бұрын
@@jacob96014prequels expanded the universe immensely, without them most Star Wars content wouldn’t exist, people forget that, the films weren’t all that great, but they had moments of brilliance too.
@matzepella7 ай бұрын
@@jacob96014 U see where the bar was and where it is now.😅 Good f ing job disney...🤡
@missAlice19907 ай бұрын
"At this point it's a question what don't we hate about it" The Squid Game guy?
@PsychotoasterProd7 ай бұрын
The thing is, the "Attack me with all your strength" isn't a new line, and in the right context with the right delivery, it can work. Shaw Brothers movies used it all the time (or variants like it), but you have to be a stonecold badass like Kiryu Kazuma in a final boss fight to pull it off, not this milktoast like wiff of a girl.
@VanceHelw7 ай бұрын
Reminding someone that their whole family died in a fire is such a dumb and insensitive thing to say, and that isn't even necessary for audience's context because they tell her backstory in Ep3 anyway.
@LordCraneo27 ай бұрын
And not only a normal fire, a fire that apparently can fucking burn stone.
@ardendragoon7 ай бұрын
@LordCraneo2 it was a lesbionic fire. It burns through anything.
@timbothejedi41467 ай бұрын
Most of this show is people getting talked at aka characters talking to the audience.
@italianspiderman50127 ай бұрын
@@LordCraneo2see, fire in star wars, is female, it can burn in space, burns stone and you are just being sexist. Check mate nerd.
@italianspiderman50127 ай бұрын
@@timbothejedi4146it soo in your face too, like they didn’t even try.
@yurikendal48687 ай бұрын
Rocks can catch fire and kill powerful space witches in a bonfire that doesnt get near them. Wow
@steveouk901267 ай бұрын
22:00 - "My character, she's a par-ful leedah!" She runs a cult of a dozen women on a retreat to banish their anger thru interpretive dance and song. We have _very_ different definitions of "powerful" it seems.
@jeffsmith54367 ай бұрын
Lesbian Interpretive Dinner Theater
@triciacarr50192 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 😒 no seriously that ‘song’ wasn’t funny. It haunts me.
@jumpjuicestuff7 ай бұрын
i don't even watch the Acolyte i just wait for the youtubers to scream and confirm my theory...it was bad.
@TG-ge1oh7 ай бұрын
Thats the ticket. If a certain group of youtubers ar eyelping like a husky, clapping like a seal, and gaping like a hungry hungry hippo during their reaction videos, the thing must be abhorrent.
@wolfmauler7 ай бұрын
Uh-oh! That's precisely what the mainstream media is accusing the fanbase of doing 😂
@TG-ge1oh7 ай бұрын
@@wolfmauler They're really fishing for those hate-watch numbers. Conveniently forgetting their own "it's not for you" statements.
@crustyMilk7 ай бұрын
@@TG-ge1oh I don't understand why ppl are so sure that behavior is bad faith. And far as I can tell, KZbinrs of that sort are the only silver lining to the endless swaths of sludge that Disney, and the like, have been churning out for bout the last 10 years now.
@TG-ge1oh7 ай бұрын
@@crustyMilk I see your point. In my defense, I mean just look at them. The only time an adult makes those faces and utters such squeals is when playing with their newborn 😅
@EmpathNaga7 ай бұрын
7:00 Technically, there could be a fire in space if there's an external oxygen source, like what might have been from that tank? Maybe? But it doesn't look like that. Without gravity, fire burns outward in all directions at once. It's really beautiful, actually.
@fduranthesee7 ай бұрын
"...Fire burns outwards in all directions, at once..." There's something poetic about that.
@MadTamB7 ай бұрын
I agree, but a fire extinguisher wouldn't work.
@glennbrown27047 ай бұрын
There have been tons of explosions in Star Wars, but all of sudden it is an issue?? Same concept with this fire, ignition of oxygen into space.
@Nosferatu666rules7 ай бұрын
@@glennbrown2704 A ship / station filled with an oxygen atmosphere exploding in a fireball makes more (not much, just more) sense then some electronics catching fire. It's not the same concept at all.
@jaiclary84237 ай бұрын
@@glennbrown2704 Well you see, fire in space is a problem in this case because....uh....reasons.
@user-zq6sz2cr6g7 ай бұрын
22:00 I love the way the actress has spent so much effort researching and developing her character that she improvises the description with 'it's very like', 'kind of cool', 'sort of'.
@linus1167 ай бұрын
Disney: “For my next trick, I’ll shall put $300m into Mandalorian and Grogu as well as $350m into the Rey movie to a total net loss of $1 BILLLLLLLION” Take that bigots
@jeffsmith54367 ай бұрын
It’s DEIsney now.
@kaykutcher21037 ай бұрын
At this rate it'll DIE...sney.
@dontbeorbeevil7 ай бұрын
After all of them fail, Bob Iger with twitching faces gathers all of his white employees and starts shouting at them for being such a disappointment. You need to work harder, damn it. Why am I even paying you???
@dontbeorbeevil7 ай бұрын
**Stares at Disney in disbelieve** Where...How...Where did 1 billion go???
@VespoLiveGaming7 ай бұрын
Not everyone hates the Acolyte- just the people who have seen it.
@paulcheney36367 ай бұрын
Boom boom 😂
@jaiclary84237 ай бұрын
More like "Just the people who don't understand it." Which apparently is damn-near everyone.
@jayc37157 ай бұрын
@@jaiclary8423 I'm probably replying to a bot but I'll bite....Yeah that must be it, we just don't "get it". Even if that was the case, the cheap sets and wardrobes, wooden acting, terrible pacing and storytelling, cringe worthy lines like "We have an unidentified force user" 🤣 is reason enough not to like it. I've watched much better with no budget amateur fan films. If they claim that Acolyte's budget was $180 million, there needs to be an investigation of where that money went, because it wasn't spent on the show.
@jaiclary84237 ай бұрын
@@jayc3715 Not a bot, and let's be very clear what you've done here - you've retreated into ultimate subjectivity. "Cheap sets and wardrobe" = are they? by what metric? "wooden acting" = by what metric? hard to argue with. "terrible pacing and storytelling" - by what metric? These are your claims, so tell me, how are they falsifiable? Claims are false by default, and while I'm charitable in dispute, I'm not *that* charitable. Also FFS there are plenty of bad lines in the show, "unidentified force user" isn't one of them. Strange though how all of these braindead negative posts seem to know the show has a 180m budget. Almost like I'm talking to a bot.
@negroniusblaximus74207 ай бұрын
Well lop my cock off and fuck the hole we got a live groid worshiping troonerald @@jaiclary8423
@emansuela_real7 ай бұрын
Glad you're covering this!
@S1337theoddoneout-ip9xc7 ай бұрын
9:54 Well, not with out reason the main character is named: Occupational Safety and Health Administration OSHA. Of course she, i'm sorry, they/them know how to properly use a seat belt and brace for impact.
@lemond20077 ай бұрын
Don't worry, I noticed the transition from the MIB Neuralizer back to you. And I appreciated it. Well done.
@nygmla7 ай бұрын
She deep knowledge.... of where the bodies are buried, so to speak. She wasn't a dumb assistant for 4 years, she probably kept a black book which she is now using to her advantage. How else can you describe giving this nobody the reins of an entire franchise...
@HellaSayHella7 ай бұрын
There's no way Headland didn't know or see shit. She probably did, and has dirt on people, and that's why she got the directing role haha.
@vanrex76827 ай бұрын
Well she was the assistant of Weinstein dude must have had friends joining him in his “activities”…
@jeffsmith54367 ай бұрын
I bet she watched everything from a cracked open closet door elbows deep in herself, fantasizing she was the one with the Schwartz 😂😂😂
@ryanh.96037 ай бұрын
ong she probably blackmailing someone at disney
@dragonstryk72807 ай бұрын
I mean, it kind of starts from the beginning, "OMG, Cate MOSS as a Jedi Master?! HELL yes!"..... oh wait, no, and she's dead to total stupid. Alien species just sound like... random folks with no discernable accent unless you're a non-American. "Ooh, hey, it's the guy from Squid Game? Cool! Are we gonna get more of a Kurasawa thing, like referencing back to 7 Samurai?" Oh, wait no, just a murder mystery with no mystery. "Fight me!" "No." "Well, I'll just keep killing innocent people until you show me how evil you are... How DARE you pull a weapon on me after I tried to murder you and everyone else here multiple times to make you fight me to the death!"
@jaiclary84237 ай бұрын
Master Indara was sitting in a cantina, cold and aloof, surrounded by thugs, looking like a mob boss while a child begged for coin outside, and didn't even lift a hand to help until she needed to. There was a lot more going on in this scene than is immediately obvious.
@dragonstryk72807 ай бұрын
@@jaiclary8423 You just described 98% of the cantinas in Star Wars. And the most Obi-Wan did in a cantina was cut a dudes arm off. And her opponent tried to kill a bartender for some stupid "fight me" crap, and attacked the entire bar for the same reason. There were A LOT of stupid things going on in that bar.
@jeremyallen59747 ай бұрын
I was going to ask why Disney doesn't make a Mon Mothma show if they are so obsessed with 'strong female characters', but then I realized that she's the exact opposite of what Disney wants from their 'strong women'
@andynowicki45327 ай бұрын
She has a role in Andor, the only decent SW show
@jeremyallen59747 ай бұрын
@@andynowicki4532shame that she was forced to play second fiddle to a FAR less interesting character...
@UberTankred7 ай бұрын
*"Always gay, they are. No straight. No lass. A top and a bottom."* - Master Yoda, speaking about the SHIT.
@jackprutsman8217 ай бұрын
They killed the X-Wing and Armada tabletop games. I'm officially done with Star Wars in its entirety.
@kamakazed37477 ай бұрын
Took ya long enough mate, welcome
@Zarhunas7 ай бұрын
The Haribo-witch with the "Lakritzschnecke" (black licorice wheel?) on her forhead allways amuses me.
@Apvizionz7 ай бұрын
I would have never imagined Disney could make such terrible descisions one after another. Awesome company Bob.
@notreallymyname37367 ай бұрын
Everytime I feel stupid; I compare my decisions to Disney, and I feel a LOT better. 😂
@mavisbeacon67707 ай бұрын
Princess Leia literally took the gun and helped save herself. We LOVED that. This garbage is manipulation. Done very poorly.
@krnatsu7 ай бұрын
Acolyte, to me, is simply derivative of ideas and story elements done better in other Star Wars moveis/series. Occupational Safety and Health Administration trying to prove her innocence is akin to Ahoska's Arc during season 4/5 in Clone Wars (can't remember exactly which one). Her also having a long lost twin and them being connected to the Force, like Luke and Leia. And them both being created using the Force....like Anakin. And showing that the Jedi are not as perfectly good as one may think...like the prequals, I could go on. My point is that, all the latter versions of the examples I gave that are present in the Acolyte, are done with actual grace and competency. The Acolyte comes off as a show simply praising the idea or concept, without taking into account the execution
@MartnmacedaАй бұрын
The Clone Wars sucks
@krnatsuАй бұрын
@Martnmaceda you realise simply stating something, isn't enough to convince that others agree?
@androgyny777 ай бұрын
Based :) You know what's amazing though - remember after TLJ how KZbin just blew up with a wealth of great content, it feels like that again, I can feel it like electricity in the air.
@emhu25947 ай бұрын
It's honestly gotten so bad I don't even enjoy watching people tear it apart. They aren't even trying with these shows.
@JETBLACKPRIEST7 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for this. I can't believe we have makeup this bad 10 years post gamora.
@ayanasdollyworld56307 ай бұрын
Bad make-up. Bad wigs. Bad acting. My eyes are burning!
@kaykutcher21037 ай бұрын
The Star Wars makeup was better at my friend's 5th birthday party back in 2004.
@erikvarela20457 ай бұрын
If we lived in a just universe, the creators of this show would be making nothing more than a few cents per watch of their terrible content and Jonny Law would get $180 million for that awesome napalm joke. Alas, we do not live in a just universe.
@DoodsUnited7 ай бұрын
"Yeah so she was Harvey's personal assistant, no big deal!" Imagine if she had been an assistant of the Donald Drumpf, dood.
@nittyclips6 ай бұрын
9:23 She freed the criminal because the show wants you to believe so badly that she is a good person despite her “unique circumstances.” They want you to say, “Look at this poor girl! She did something good and immediately got taken advantage of! This should make you overlook the fact that she killed a Jedi and is a POS!” I mean. this show’s writing is beyond embarrassing
@nsob88977 ай бұрын
Just had to play that clip of the circus clown screeching "I'm a wiiiiiitch!" didn't ya?
@superkang74487 ай бұрын
To add to your father in the casket in sequins analogy...and the funeral director is not only shocked that you're upset but accuses you of being a homophobe....
@santiagogaliano10207 ай бұрын
7:20 if some comes and tell me my own life story.. I'd ask them "why the hell are you telling me things I already know about myself??"
@SimpleLifeUwU7 ай бұрын
Johnny Depp got fired from Pirates of Carribbean by Disney, due to his Amber Turd case in England. And the Same Disney, has zero problem with hiring this female who worked closely for the evil island old man.
@MatrixSJD7 ай бұрын
She has to have dirt on either people at Lucasfilm or Disney, no other explanation for this kind of trash to be greenlit.
@GuiltlessGear5 ай бұрын
that's Epstein, not Weinstein. he still sucks tho
@cosmicmuffin3224 ай бұрын
@@MatrixSJDagreed. It reeks of corruption. She knows where the bodies are buried for sure.
@flygonkerel7817 ай бұрын
"as above,so below" not even subtle
@daethalion17256 ай бұрын
Anyone else get the notion that Leslye's production credits read more like a series of oddly specific incidents one might have experienced or instigated while working directly for Weinstein? That's quite a coincidence!
@jeremyallen597411 күн бұрын
Not to mention how the writer based The Acolyte off of her incestuous teenage fanfiction
@melyboe7 ай бұрын
Headland stated once that she used to write Star Wars fan fiction when she was a teenager. Clearly she just copy + paste it and pretended to have a writers room (with people who never saw or read anything SW)... "Attack me! With all your strength!" makes much more sense now 🤦♂
@MatrixSJD7 ай бұрын
And that goddamned line is used twice! With the same pose and everything.
@juantony7 ай бұрын
I just predicted how the ending is going to be. It begins with both sisters finally seeing their differences (who wouldn’t seen that coming?) join forces and defeat the smiley Sith Lord, or sort..? They grabbed their lightsaber and butter knife, but before they hit the final blow, they said the line! “The power of one! The power of two! The power of many!” *I would legit bet on anything that would be the ending!*
@jaiclary84237 ай бұрын
Well, first of all, adult Osha and Mae are the same person. But yes, they'll resolve their differences to battle the Sith Lord Master Sol, who will probably be betrayed and killed by his apprentice Qimir. Congratulations, you've been spoiled.
@juantony7 ай бұрын
@@jaiclary8423 Well, it’s not much of a spoiler if it’s that predictable. Lol
@jaiclary84237 ай бұрын
@@juantony Thanks! I welcome any ally against the horde of white men who think the show has zero complexity, even if you think it's "not much of a spoiler."
@dissect1237 ай бұрын
this is cultural appropriation, they are making star wars without knowing what star wars is
@teamtundra26197 ай бұрын
No it’s not
@WannabeShady907 ай бұрын
@@teamtundra2619Wasn't Star Wars created, filmed, written, watched, read and played by white men? By the definition of the woke, only straight white men should be allowed to work with Star Wars...
@emma_luce_11236 ай бұрын
They have no right to appropriate nerd culture 😠
@teamtundra26196 ай бұрын
@@emma_luce_1123 what
@royscult96 ай бұрын
Man, your humor is top notch, great video as always!
@someinteresting7 ай бұрын
Why jedi use the Force to open non locked doors?
@wintersoldier1647 ай бұрын
They made not only anakin the chosen third, but also made plagueis look like a moron
@russianoverkill37157 ай бұрын
Chosen one retcon to Anakin was an awful decision from the start
@willbennett76977 ай бұрын
@@russianoverkill3715 It was always Anakin though. Anakin technically brought balance to the force when he left things at two sith and two jedi, and from the jedis view of balance he did by "killing" the emperor in Return of the Jedi. Which got ruined when they brought him back in Rise of Skywalker, which was dumb.
@willbennett76977 ай бұрын
Agreed. The hole point of Anakin going to the darkside was to find a way to use the force to save Padme. He was told Plagueis found a way to use the force to make life and stop death, but some how this coven has a women who just did it with no problem and it made twins? Like what? Such bad writing.
@russianoverkill37157 ай бұрын
@@willbennett7697 no, Anakin just wanted more power, he even admitted to supporting dictatorships when hopelessly flirting Padme, whom he then choked while jumping to far fetched conclusions, that she brought Obi-Wan to end him.
@willbennett76977 ай бұрын
@@russianoverkill3715 While sure that was his secondary goal the first was to stop death. To have the control over it because he couldnt save his mother and had the fear of losing Padme too from his nightmares showing she die in child birth. Not knowing it was caused by his fall to the darkside and 'breaking her heart."
@thegauntlet907 ай бұрын
Dude, I thought I was alone in my intense hatred of musical theater 🤝
@chaz98087 ай бұрын
Every character just gives cringe exposition to each other telling each other things they already know very amateurish writing
@RandallvanOosten-ln5wf7 ай бұрын
Exactly. Spot on.
@philanselmo11987 ай бұрын
This nerd isn't gay. I resent them for saying "nerds are gay". If they meant "gay" in the 90s playground sort of way, that would be fine... but we know they don't.
@docker46717 ай бұрын
it's so astounding how bad it is that it can't have been an accident, and had to have been made terrible on purpose. but why?
@jdpolo86797 ай бұрын
How can i hate Disney's trash tv and movies? If they didn't exist, I'd have never found my way here.
@orcashadow89897 ай бұрын
Don't know why your vomiting out the word 'musical theatre' like that made me burst out laughing but it did. The delivery was so great.
@h-dawg9697 ай бұрын
I'm about 15 minutes in and the movement of the MOOTASH when it's trying to say MmmM Musicals is impeccable! It's good to be back Jonathan...
@akseiya7 ай бұрын
People who don't appreciate the magnificence of musical theatre deserve the power of manyyyyyyyy
@emansuela_real7 ай бұрын
That witch edit almost made me choke on my food.
@samaritan_sys7 ай бұрын
It’s not even a good Leia tattoo. Like, would even guess that was Leia without her telling you?
@friedrichmann46287 ай бұрын
Its amazing , everytime we think it cant get any dumber it gets worse. Is there a contest going on?
@mechgouki79997 ай бұрын
Only Headland would need 3 chapters to find an a-hole, and all she needed was a mirror.
@mudcrab34207 ай бұрын
There is the scene in the Wrong Trousers where the Feathers McGraw is revealed to be the lodger after he removes the rubber glove from his head. Wallace: "YOU!!"
@somerando86157 ай бұрын
"I was only Epstein's pilot for a year. You work at Boeing for a decade and nobody says anything. But fly the Lolita Express for a year and it's a big deal?"
@attilamarics33747 ай бұрын
I think Harvey got exonarated.
@KuroOokami1677 ай бұрын
Okay... not sure how I feel about the autism joker there because I am actually autistic, high functioning but I do still live with autism. You don't have to like Taylor Swift, I don't really care for her one way or another, but it's pretty low brow to equate personal taste in music to a mental condition someone has no choice to live with. Even if I were a fan of Taylor that still wouldn't justify the joke because Autism isn't synonymous with the word stupid, so don't treat it that way, please. I can't always pick up on emotions or grasp certain concepts the moment they're conveyed to me, but that isn't because I'm an idiot. My brain just doesn't always register something. That's probably why things like riddles can stump me. It's not a lack of intelligence, it's how my mind interprets information. When information isn't literally stated to mean exactly the words used to describe it, it's confusing. Ex: what has 16 wheels and flies? My mind would and did get stumped trying to figure out what kind of aircraft literally has 16 wheels. Turns out the answer was a dump truck because flies was a noun, not a verb. It still makes sense but my mind didn't immediately grasp the other concept. To be fair, that's the point of a riddle. However, my point about autism is that emotions and such can be just as confusing as a riddle, more so than the average person. It's a basic example, but it's the best way I can think to represent how a capable mind can reach a different conclusion from what's intended. And really, that's just one way autism can affect those with it. However, that does NOT imply a lack of emotional or intellectual maturity. It's simply a difficulty. Using autism as a synonym for stupidity or idiocy is basically like harassing someone for being left handed because they were born without a right arm. Autism is so much more complex than, "they just don't get it or don't understand," because autism is NOT a product of ignorance nor even naivety. It is a condition that people like me have to live with and while we can improve how we handle situations, it doesn't change how our minds work. We can be well read and knowledgeable, intelligent even, but no amount of learning will change our unique perception. Think of it like Elden Ring, there's no difficulty slider. You're stuck with the game as is, but you can change how you approach challenges within the game. Well, autism doesn't change within a person, but the person can develop strategies to deal with it in their life, but you can't perfect run, no hit life. Please, don't use autism a replacement for stupidity. It's insensitive and insulting. You can say people have trash tastes but you can't blame a mental condition for it.
@Patterner7 ай бұрын
well written
@SaintNemo527 ай бұрын
I felt this was coming.
@emhu25947 ай бұрын
I had a bad feeling about this
@Krankensteinn7 ай бұрын
So who brought up the marketing study that found that when playing Batman the boys want to be Batman in Batmans world but the girls wanted Batman to play house in the girls world? Was it Chris Gore
@BlazingOwnager7 ай бұрын
Compare the experience and credits of people pre-2019 and post-2020 at big studios. It's not a slope, it's a cliff.
@FearfulEntertainment7 ай бұрын
The part of Anakin destroying the Deathstar really made me lol
@gavinadams45727 ай бұрын
It really is an achievment to make something so s hitty its beyond s hitty
@fa-en4mn7 ай бұрын
Your review is better than watching a show that cost 180 million. Bravo, Bravo.
@stickbat9Ай бұрын
Since the Acolyte aired, so many SW critics/YT content creators are becoming champions for *einstein's victims of sexual abuse! 🙏 They sympathize so much with women actually, despite bitching about Mary Sue for over half a decade
@faktantarkistaja13477 ай бұрын
4:32 To skip the personal insults and get to the actual criticism that has at least SOME validity every once in a while. You're welcome.
@ofensatul7 ай бұрын
This was so spot on that it HURTS :)
@DebLent7 ай бұрын
"BRICK - FACE"🤬 "ROBOT - HEAD"!🤖 Nice 😅
@LoungearoundTV7 ай бұрын
The shrek character is 'director' Leslye Headland's Partner.
@jwalk317 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha! I wonder how many people got that Nile Rodgers dig. That was hilarious!!!! It took me a second to even register what you said. bravo.
@kevinhaynes90917 ай бұрын
"This being Hollywood..." Sort of! It was mostly filmed at Winnersh Studios, just outside Reading, in England. I imagine they're lying low, hoping no one noticed...
@mazkeraid40395 ай бұрын
Hollywood became Follyhood.
@Corion21217 ай бұрын
6:56 And that’s why Star Wars is fantasy and not sci-fi.
@mkhud50n7 ай бұрын
If you understand what they are doing with the Chosen One/Chosen Twins thing it shows that the Force is Male. They shot themselves in the foot and saved Star Wars.
@ministryofwrongthink69627 ай бұрын
Yess. Let the BASED flow through you! Absolute banger, Lad.
@domsymonds27855 ай бұрын
Why do people like hating on things so much. Just enjoy it 😂
@candide7 ай бұрын
Excellent video Jonny, thank you. But at 5:25 you got the "Hollowood joke" wrong. It's supposed to start with: "A lesbian walks into a bar". 😁
@FatboyMcfat6 ай бұрын
Of course Leslye Headland gravitated to star wars she used to feed innocent girls to the wanko- I mean rancor for years.
@emansuela_real7 ай бұрын
There is overlapping audio in a couple parts.
@MrClockw3rk7 ай бұрын
Even the people who can’t stop watching it, and therefore pay Disney to keep making these.
@undying_artv27 ай бұрын
This was very entertaining, subbed and about to binge your stuff
@insanogeddon7 ай бұрын
Ac, Ep 3 is hate speech to: stepparents, and parents that adopt, and parents that love and raise children dumped by their parents or accidental to a crime; by saying they DON'T MATTER where the baby daddy, the rapist, the "life giver" DOES MATTER and all the mother was is a bucket and the loving care givers DON'T MATTER!
@mudcrab34207 ай бұрын
There is a big flaw in the 'Yeah, but And/Or was good" argument.... It wasn't.
@milcbred82163 ай бұрын
"you lost your mothers, and sister." "I didn't know she had a twin." Good god
@zuksontheline7 ай бұрын
This is the review I was waiting for 😂😂😂
@TwoTonePictures7 ай бұрын
"Wrong spect ratio...!!!" - Okay, that cracked me up.
@RonCondon7 ай бұрын
You need to step it up my dude, more content , more subs...your are genuine, entertaining ass hell. Take the leap, take advantage of the train wreck, make content, make deserved cash...😊