I watched your Deranged Tik Toks

[@Macky2Tacky]

Kwite knows how much his Twitch chat and fanbase love to torture him and still gets confused when the content people send him is God awful and physically sickening.

[@pugtruck]

@u know me ok and

[@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341]

Exactly-! 😈

[@kermitdefrog5141]

@Seeing Star c. For curb T c gb

[@cloudeie]

oh my god is that sliver from peter knetter holy shit

[@Caramel1738]

damn that pfp is a throwback lol

[@c.dofficial8815]

The only headache for kwote is his own fans

[@Elite_Defender]

@Thank me later 🅥 sounds like something he’d do if angry enough

[@charles.btwsss]

The bots said "my time to shine"

[@alatraka4220]

@Emotional Damage wth

[@RestIessGambIer]

@@Elite_Defender not wrong tho

[@alatraka4220]

@@Elite_Defender no cao

[@forgotten_lumis5595]

I love how people try and tease Kwite for being a simp and hes just like: "YEAH, THATS RIGHT. Give me MORE of this, please" We should all strive to be more like that, tbh. So confident.

[@I_GET_NO_SL33P]

Are people not normally confident in being a simp? 🤨

[@boiyas6518]

Room of swords pfp?

[@rainbowditto9033]

Markiplier says boobs and the chat erupts into cheering and wild clapping. World peace is achieved. Anthony is even there.

[@cinguloapathy]

what blessed visions you think of. may your flesh fall to bone only whence it has ripened duly.

[@Hades-100]

@@cinguloapathy can i steal this for a compliment that my friends will take as an insult

[@Greivous-chan]

I read this as soon as the clip played

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Kwite is finally being appreciated like the good boy he is. Very proud of the edits.

[@on.ya.]

Can’t believe that tiktok was trying to DEFAME MARKIPLIER??? that clip just makes me love him even more, which is difficult to do.

[@zomboids2100]

I can't believe that was a legit clip of someone trying to defame/stir up drama with markiplier of a video with no context

[@WooffzTheCoon]

Which tt was defaming markiplier?

[@joshc5613]

​@@WooffzTheCoonthe one where he just said "all the elements for a great video: boobs...." (the context was that he had been on KZbinrs re*ct and had been asked to re*ct to the MV for ME!ME!ME! by teddyloid)

[@S.Togsbayar]

14:37

[@kordeliiius9821]

“As a majority queer audience, are you gonna disagree?” As an asexual, I have to

[@yourmincemeat5233]

As a gay male identifying bacterial colony I also have to

[@private-local-enemy]

as a fellow asexual. boob good

[@le_cupman]

💀

[@crablover33]

As an Aromantic Asexual that is also maybe Agender, idk yet, I will also have to agree

[@scottsbeans]

As a fellow ace i unfortunately have to disagree with qwite

[@MEOWS_MORALES-]

Kwite being down bad for Springtrap is the funniest shit ever 😂

[@lionrobjohnson]

Agreed 😂

[@Poopytootie2]

Man is a REAL simp 4 him

[@Lovingbeast030]

I bet he would love to get pgrenant from springtrap ong 💀

[@MEOWS_MORALES-]

@@Lovingbeast030 OOP 👀

[@malarcher5580]

not quite sure what else he was expecting from his audience other than pure and unfiltered derangement

[@haunted.doll.s]

Kwite calling Blue "he"... So sick of the fake Blue's Clues fans man, shaking my smh

[@iexist6392]

yeah, like does anyone even know blues a girl at all!?!? smh my head

[@sammsarabefr]

i was like "HE??"

[@iexist6392]

@@sammsarabefr ikr

[@thatonebonkchoyguy]

Wait Blue's a girl

[@VineDirected]

WAIT BLUES A GIRL WHAT

[@buttr5659]

5:43 dude was so bewildered that springtrap has impregnated someone other than him

[@HyperfixationStation]

he does love stuffing children into places...

[@HyperfixationStation]

he does love stuffing children into places...

[@HyperfixationStation]

I hate that I said that

[@HyperfixationStation]

apparently so does youtube...

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

Ain’t no way y’all made a Kwite fan edit☠️💀☠️

[@rotting_spider]

Kwite has fans??

[@koobiecola]

it had to be done

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

@@koobiecola I swear I’ve seen 189,678,427 ROBLOX characters look like your YT PFP

[@CommentingOnRandomThings]

@Thank me later 🅥 eh, don’t care, maybe talk about that upcoming air show somewhere in CA?

[@dropl8815]

@@rotting_spider average cookie run player

[@willsith9762]

I love how every fellowship has a specific relationship with their respective gods, but with Kwite and his children, we truly do nothing more than make his life miserable

[@dylanchurch63]

You haven't seen KSI's Reddit then. They love dunking on him

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

This headache is so bad I can feel Kwote’s relatability coming inside of me🙏🙏

[@grandiewandie]

ayo

[@slavic_bumpkin624]

Pause

[@IEatNails416]

you can what

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

run that back?

[@poxie2637]

you can feel WHAT????!!!!!!

[@King0fKyles]

Thank you for ending that first clip there I wasn’t expecting that type of video in my kwite video and almost died

[@Wrumb]

6:29 The King Of The Warriors, the one who cannot die vs. The Immortal queen, born before time

[@DISC0MB0BULATI0N]

That fanboy gremblin laugh Kwote made though 3:36 💀 💀

[@daddyyahweh9328]

"I just need a tall man to hold me" Springtrap has entered the chat

[@ononvi3938]

5:23 i couldnt tell why this song was so familiar - its darling dance by kairiki bear if anyone else was looking for it

[@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial]

It’s my favorite song :)

[@egoisttxx]

YESYESYES I KNOW!2!1!!1!1! i was screaming when that played x3

[@rozelia_the_octo06]

YES I LITERALLY HEARD IT AND KNEW IT WAS KB

[@DrownedInDysphoria]

Darling Dance >>>

[@LikaLaruku]

Kwite: "I do NOT sound like Peter Griffin." I can't unhear it now.

[@ThePepsiCrusader]

watching a kwite video is like snorting 5 lines of cocaine,it makes me want to die

[@Pinkcircleguy]

@Thank me later 🅥 i loved the part where they caught kwote hurting an innocent puppy

[@Randomperson-qm3ge]

But it feels good for a moment

[@jackintheboxemployee]

​@@Pinkcircleguy frrr

[@joe_7609]

"Those fries looked peeled" is such an odd thing to say in this day of age.

[@MrYoinkySploinky]

14:20 HE HAS LEGS⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@catjuulcultmember1631]

it’s fake, don’t believe it 💀

[@MrYoinkySploinky]

@@catjuulcultmember1631 thank god

[@matthewboire6843]

There fake

[@Sirhc_B8207]

It photoshop as to not distress new viewers

[@Exotic_Wolfie]

Kwite the only reason why I watch the channel is because your always streaming at 3:00AM, like dang you expect me on the other side of the world to be up for that shit you would be tripppin mega balls!

[@bestttits3976]

SAMEE justice for the eastern hemisphere

[@Exotic_Wolfie]

@@bestttits3976 I'm in the southern hemisphere lol(But still yes!)

[@thefandomist]

​​@@bestttits3976What time would that be in the US, particularly Kentucky, cause I live near the state

[@IKEA_----_WARLORDD]

9:13 that smaller dog sounds like a COD zombie though

[@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341]

This video really, REALLY got a good laugh out of me. And that too, I laugh like a dying horse so, imagine what the people in my house are thinking 💀 A surprisingly wholesome stream, well depends on what you consider as wholesome-

[@SoleAtol]

1:33 that was so unbelievably horrifying, I think my heart stopped beating for like ten seconds

[@bigpoggers6507]

You deserve subs just for that Mystery Dungeon music, Primal Dialga fight is a banger

[@tallsally.]

5:49 Friendly reminder that Springtrap can canonically get anyone pregnant, even a male (it actually happened, he kinda got a guy pregnant in the books) (i think the book is called "Bunny Call" and it was the 2nd story in the book called "Into The Flesh")

[@matthewboire6843]

What

[@kimpedchenko6426]

@@matthewboire6843you heard the man. 😀

[@matthewboire6843]

@@kimpedchenko6426 my question still stands.

[@Mushie_lol]

& the characters name was Matt I’m pretty sure 😭

[@maxiargos1971]

As someone who knows a janitor, he has said, that men's restrooms are not as bad as woman's restrooms. And as someone who uses them...he isn't wrong.

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

yeah idk about mens rooms but when i was in high school there was a girl who once threw her entire used pad over the top of the cubicle walls and it landed blood side down ON SOMEBODY

[@maxiargos1971]

@@ConiferConnieTreeCow okay wtf? I have some stories from woman's restrooms so here are some of them from my life. -This only happens when I am at a clothing store and the fact this has happened more times, then I like to admit makes me mad. Every time i am buying clothes I have to use the restroom. So every time I would be in line waiting for my turn, and when I finally get in the person before me missed the rim of the toilet seat and now there is a lot of pee on the floor. Didn't even call the janitor to clean it up. Every time this happens I am like, "I can't even buy a pair of pants and take a wiss with out this happening." And oddly enough this is always people 30 or older. I am 30. How do you miss that whole space and pee on the floor with out your pants being ruined? -Pads. Not going to say them in detail, but kids-adults have no idea how to put them way. I do not know what they are being taught about them, but my god. It's not hard being hygienic. -Now this one is weird. like really weird in my life. I do not know why, but with my past with public restrooms there are moments where I am like, "No I can't hold it in. Need to go!" and every time I walk in to go. Some asshole just...Left the water running to the sink. I always shut it off, but who just leaves it running with out turning it off? Don't know if this is important but putting this in. If you want to know where this is happening where I keep finding this. Well Texas. Never been out of the state, and lived here my whole life, but I have no idea what woman are doing to keep doing these things in public restrooms.

[@ZER0-ed1fg]

8:42 HE SOUNDS SO DARN HAPPY AND SURPRISED -

[@spleens4200]

The “Pissing all by yourself handsome?” Audio makes me physically implode

[@j.6267]

Im going to use this as a pickup line at the urinals

[@spleens4200]

@@j.6267 If you try it on me, I’m physically collapsing

[@wretchedcats4909]

What do you think would happen if I watched the kwite stream during jury duty

[@dustbunny6381]

Nothing good I imagine

[@tiagoluz2019]

Ask him if guilty or innocent

[@crazypolishboi1636]

5:28 i recognize the bg music, its darling dance by kairiki bear

[@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial]

I recognized it too, it’s my favorite song

[@nologic66758]

the intro set the entire video and I'm all for it

[@boba-g3g]

the fact that i am not wearing headphones and the sound is high and my laughter is similar to his .....i am sure my family think i am possessed by now

[@MarbleSodaPop]

6:01 Reminds me of one of my earliest memories where I was on a beach and some kid scream "That seagull stole my Dorito!"

[@samanthalogue4967]

7:35 holy shit dude i literally love this guys TikTok he is so fucking good at dancing it’s amazing!

[@inktasticcreator1532]

We need more Kwite fancams

[@mreow5767]

13:10 NO CAUSE WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE PETER GRIFFIN LAUGHING LMAO

[@brainrotbytogether]

for life reasons i want my head to be that pumpkin 6:54

[@matthewboire6843]

You go to jail now

[@Zenon103]

I don’t what it is but whenever I hear people like Kwite or Dream doing human things or hell-HAVING A REAL NAME, I’m like “wtf no that’s fake”

[@M0SS3__]

5:33 I AM A PROUD MUTUAL TO THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT 😻💅

[@nuffin218]

7:08 kwote whizzing for 10 seconds straight

[@nvtmegg9618]

its true that we literally cannot imagine you in a suit, just a while ago i came to the realization that you are probably not bald and was extremely shocked

[@newlegacys8054]

"you should probably have a can of frebreeze and a lighter just in case" LMAO FLAME THROWER IN 5 secs

[@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1]

4:45 Imagine walking into that 😬😬😬

[@toothboy6866]

His eyebrows are like little caterpillars writhing in agony

[@llemonsoda1856]

I was wondering why I recognized this video even though I've never watched it, and then I finally remembered I watched the stream for this one 🙂 was a great stream

[@mikey_m114]

Okay but two Breaking Bad cosplayers go absolutely in on dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear wasn’t something I ever expected to see but something I desperately NEEDED to see

[@EelGood]

For a second I thought this was a newer video in my recommended, and seeing wilbur a few seconds in gave me emotional whiplash

[@Wicky_Licky]

2:09 that’s Klee, from genshin impact. Yes I play that game. Also does anyone perhaps know where my fathe-

[@serpicopiu3591]

5:27 right as the beat drops my headphones alerted me that they needed to be recharged and I think that's better than whatever audio actually was playing

[@deezmutts]

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT ABOUT KAIRIKI BEAR👹👹👹👺👹👹👹 GRRRRRR

[@ThatTransGuy247]

You're like... a really grumpy version of Ranboo. I love it.

[@ObviOneKenobi]

The council will decide your fate

[@ohsqueep]

sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a wa

[@ThatTransGuy247]

@@ObviOneKenobi …?

[@Clownish.mp4]

ITS CUZ OF THE MASK ISNT IT 👹/j

[@fr-ong-fr]

7:23 Bro is speaking in tongues.

[@Cinnaschticks]

Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard.

[@ratking9411]

Congratulations on 420k subs, Kmart. you're one of my favorite channels, and thank you for making content ❤️❤️

[@strawberryshizzle]

kmart

[@Buggy_XXVIII]

0:21 That Aged Well😂

[@sonicman4367]

11:35 she just said a racial slur in dog

[@kettlething]

The only thing keeping me from ending it all is Kwite 🙏🙏

[@shookravioli]

The headache is for Kwoge

[@slavic_bumpkin624]

3:03 kwite brain dialogue (real)

[@Lala_Himechan]

IM SCREAMING SILENTLY AT 14:51 PLEASE ITS ONE IN THE MORNING

[@Ambipie]

i think kwites into huge beefy dudes and Springtrap being like seven feet tall gives him the pavlovian response like it's just close enough

[@beeberton]

8:17 holy shit me and my friend made that tiktok lmao

[@fountainoceanus]

5:24 did not expect a kairiki bear song in here

[@RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan]

9:36 This audio evokes primal rage.

[@EnaMafuyuandDazaiKinnie]

Wait, wait, wait, is it just me or were those two guys around 5:36 dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear???

[@skibopmdada1152]

2:06 a suprising amount of genshin fans would agree with you

[@raygagnon4809]

11:21 master oogway: i hate these food cha- I like this. This is good.

[@lavenderpotato5734]

Kwite stop simping for his boyfriend challenge (impossible)

[@BlahBlahAnim]

3:18 *That's a hampster tho*

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

Nah its a Opossum

[@BlahBlahAnim]

@@TemnotaVoronya1243 thanks? I forgot that comment existed

[@cannedbread-ri8fx]

No it's an armadillo

[@Rumassassin]

The five intro is a classic

[@juic33juice]

1:57 I was playing genshin and Klee started saying her idle voice line(the explosion inside city walls one) and i snorted out my water

[@Roach-soup]

When you can’t make it to the stream because you have to go mop the ceiling and then walk your fish:😔🤚

[@eyecrutch]

11:09 b*tch i have been waiting for something like that for 12 GODDAMN YEARS

[@Perdix64]

The funny thing about the men’s vs women’s bathroom thing? I work in a movie theater, the amount of yellow stains and toilet paper on the floor is damn near uncountable.

[@jackal04]

4:23 REESE’S PUFFS, REESE’S PUFFS, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP! WOW!!!!

[@Choccymilkaddict]

The fact that Kwite knows James means that Kwite is officially cannon in the memeulous cinematic universe

[@Lichen8404]

"As a majority queer audience are you going to disagree" as someone who only likes men: no. Markiplier got honkers.

[@luvbug2079]

10:16WHY IS THERE ANIMAL JAM MUSIC I HAVE A STUPID ANIMAL JAM SET THING THAT I BOUGHT WHEN I WAS 10 THAT PLAYS THIS SONG LMAO

[@thefluffyaj4119]

✨club geo✨

[@birdii64442]

FUCKING ANIMAL JAM I MISS THAT HELL HOLE

[@rayleeface192]

OH MY GOD I HAD THE SAME SET

[@ghosty-1]

6:23 the best crossover no one asked for

[@starfilledsky2810.]

5:30 DARLING DANCE WAS THE LAST SONG THAT I EXPECTED ON THE KWOTE CHANNEL>??????

[@jasmine9581]

9:19 Beelzepup

[@Og_Undertaker1699]

Schlatts chaotic evil and kwite is chaotic neutral.

[@Therat757]

Man, Kwite has the most Peter Griffin sounding laugh I have ever heard

[@jacobcox4565]

7:19 because the color orange was named after the fruit. Back then, the color orange was known as a shade of red, which explains many orange things being referred to as red.

[@Ez-reach]

4:56 untrue, he in fact does not go outside

[@someoneshiny]

to me kwite is one of those npcs in video games that have playable designs and in-depth personalities and are really good characters and everyone is convinced they're gonna be playable but then the game stops getting updated and they never did become playable

[@Onlylexxdiaz]

Kwote makes me so happy and makes my day

[@gunkinator]

i never turn the bell on so kwite will degrade me at the start of every video 😍

[@neons.hairclip]

😟

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

😐

[@ratkingwastaken]

Yes I did scream upon hearing Darling Dance. Am I ashamed? No.

[@sharalinn2639]

Kairiki Bear supremacy 🛐

[@remzie_xo]

LITERALLY

[@joannaclark6547]

Hearing Kwite say he wants to kick Klee in the face made my day

[@qtea3.149]

5:06 depends I’d say it counts

[@sir.vimmy.T.vimpoxy]

i like how he makes fun of us youtube watchers at the end

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

kwite's goofy lil laugh melts my heart man :))))) (and by "melts my heart" i mean my heart is a puddle on the floor right now i am runnong out of blood i might have to steal some from those who dare not subscribe with notifications on on every kwite channel

[@mr.shomshom8919]

6:35 that battle went horribly for both of them

[@bystandrr]

14:16 KWITE HAS LEGS?!

[@user-dv2mn3cu4x]

No

[@wolfyg5222]

7:08 I almost passed out laughing when I had seen the full clip of that one, it worried everyone around me lol

[@UnsatisfactorialIdiot]

10:49 you farded

[@peppermintspider]

This video is completely incomprehensible to anyone who didn’t actually watch the stream and I love that