Watching your Dog sh*t Tik Toks

[@creaturefan216]

kwite arguing with chat over how hes not peter griffin is the funniest thing ever to me for some reason

[@austinbrake3936]

the more he argues the worse it gets tho

[@randomviewer391]

kweter

[@snapjawsbreaklaws]

Yes tho. pure. fucking. rage.

[@bigpoggers6507]

ok but him deciding that he actually is, is peak

[@stephencorliss1399]

Kweter Griffin

[@beholderofthehorrors]

I had a dream Kwite was a teacher at my school and I came up to him and said I liked his videos. Then he called me weird and cringe for subscribing to him.

[@billcipher8645]

Sounds about right

[@Snow_Sailor]

Very realistic of a dream.

[@gemmacadd2252]

Makes sense

[@Somerandomsnickersbar]

very accurate dram

[@what3954]

that wasn't a dream that was a vision

[@yepthatsegg3604]

Kwite has now admitted that he likes MHA and reads fanfiction. To all people out there who write MHA fanfic, there is a nonzero chance that Kwite has read your fic. For all MHA fanfic readers, there is a nonzero chance that Kwite hates your ship. Do with this information what you will.

[@The-furry_protector]

and a furry

[@yepthatsegg3604]

@@The-furry_protector true, but entirely unrelated to my comment.

[@Hobo-Dragon]

Watch the mha fandom explode

[@nattyism]

not me writing a tsu one shot before this

[@idiotperson5555]

Hope he doesn't rate shipping I do not want toxic shippers doing anything crazy, from experience (cough cough kiribaku shippers cough cough)

[@dedbot9872]

Calling someone a lifetime bitch is the ultimate insult. With the full stop, too.

[@Heart2scalee]

500th like, also facts 😭❤

[@Cassie-Nova-]

Kweter seemed a little disgruntled today. Hope he's doing alright

[@herrscherofrayman]

kweter

[@spiderciderii]

kweezer

[@LL-tr5et]

@@spiderciderii what's with these kwite fans dissin my girl

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

​@@LL-tr5etweezer yo girl

[@Beterperter]

@@LL-tr5etwhy do they gotta front

[@definitely6536]

I love that part where those tiktoks said "it's dogging time" and proceeded to tock all over the place

[@Spider8Crak]

dogging /ˈdɒɡɪŋ/ noun INFORMAL•BRITISH the practice of watching or engaging in exhibitionist sexual activity in a public place.

[@yezumi]

@@Spider8Crak 💀💀💀

[@User.name2]

@@Spider8Crak 😭

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

​@@Spider8Crakkrilling myself this is amazing

[@dukefang1001]

UTLRAKLIL

[@jasperjane4874]

It was such a blessing to be apart of the chat that was saying “KWETAH GRIFFIN”

[@Lovingbeast030]

Meg getting replaced

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

I love the toxic relationship Kwite has with his audience

[@senboy9002]

stolen

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

@@senboy9002 if you mean I stole the comment I’m sorry but that’s coincidental. I guess I just had the same thought as someone else lol

[@User.name2]

@@senboy9002 jokes on you, you have also stolen a comment

[@Terrairacat]

Your name confuses me

[@vive_silli]

toxic yaoi/yuri

[@glutenfreebees]

7:09 hey that's the one I sent in I've never submitted anything for a streamer to react to before this, but I'm glad I could make Kwite laugh after he had to witness that pizza get absolutely violated

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

I see you have awesome cooking skills

[@Annie-bp2kr]

YOU NEED TO POST IT ITS SO FUNNY!!!

[@p1x1ep0p3]

“Y’all must actively hate me” must be because everybody always enjoys actively watching their favorite streamers/KZbinrs go insane

[@themaninyourcloset2951]

11:40 THE WAY HE COCKS HIS GUN AFTER HE SAW THE VIDEO GOT ME LAUGHING

[@Darthvader-theemperor]

Can you get out of my closet please

[@dexter_animates2205]

" I got an itch in the back of my throat only my gun can scratch"

[@embereon1723]

Are you the one knocking in that room? I'd be scared of him ngl I'd stop knocking bro

[@Artsonist16]

​@dexter_animates2205 you mean his *COLT M19 1145 ACP CALLIBER* 🤓🙄

[@UnattendedSlinky]

*"Someone please help me, there's a lasagne in my ass"* I will stick by this quote and yell it at random people every damn day-

[@JemiQui77]

I don't laugh at very many things, but this got me. Thanks kwite. And twitch chat lol

[@ghosty-1]

7:45 the way he changed his mind so fast 💀✋🏼

[@zhangtthew]

getting surprised to see kwote uploading as if i am not deeply invested in this parasocial relationship and memorized all the schedule

[@strawb3rrysuccubus]

same

[@dylanmcfadden1229]

I'm glad that someone confessed to me today and then I come home to watch this

[@killerzombie2171]

So..how you handled the confession?

[@JimothyVonGrimothy]

you're a kwite viewer, there is no way in hell somebody confessed to you

[@billcipher8645]

@@killerzombie2171 they woke up

[@tomatertate]

W

[@zachhennessy7686]

Yoo got a bf today and came home to watch this

[@NavyNorthStar18]

The bisexual energy radiating off of this man is hilarious

[@lamplight404]

If i remember right he actually is bi

[@Benjifan2000]

​@@lamplight404 That's right

[@King0fKyles]

Clickbait title there is no dog poop in these TikTok’s

[@Lay-Z_Studios]

😤How dare he.

[@mr.angrycat]

🍞

[@kingboo_2237]

@@mr.angrycat bread 👍

[@Lavender_Trick]

@@kingboo_2237 🥖

[@myst1que_mach1ne]

@@Lavender_Trick 🥐

[@dip.918]

Why did that Anakin cosplay have to be so fckin accurate I thought Hayden was just chillin there 💀

[@Blaz_Haz_KATZ]

Kwite lore must be the scariest thing to exist He's just a hoodie that is taking control of some dude Literally just a floating hoody that is controlling some dead or alive dude And I don't know if I should feel sorry for chat

[@cheepthebird5117]

as an ex Dream smp fan, DO NOT BRING UP MONSTER CANS IN FANDOM SPACE THAT GOD DAMM FAN FIC WILL FIND YOU

[@WarTie]

what.

[@v1p3rlotus]

you unearthed a memory i wished to never remember.

[@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff]

Never heard of that. Anyone got a summary

[@WarTie]

@@v1p3rlotus what.

[@cheepthebird5117]

@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff monster can gets put somewhere it shouldn't go,

[@chiachimariachi4682]

“Woke” this, “canceled” that, one thing we can all agree on is if we hear “Eating a burger with no honey mustard”, we all have to say it collectively

[@WhosKitzo]

True centrism is burger with no honey mustard

[@justyouraveragerobloxconte8883]

"theres a itch in the back of my throat that only my Colt m19 1145 ACP caliber can scratch" relatable

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

I read this as it was said😭😭

[@porgus4001]

Fun fact: the laugh used in the Lego Batman movie was actually a place holder recorded by the director but was loved and kept in

[@neon111_Live]

10:39 i'm crying, he did not make a comment about dream having a monster ultra. I dont know if he actually knew about *the thing* but my god, im so shocked

[@omnomcatjam]

i didnt even read it and i knew what it meant i was so shocked lmao

[@andreeaXPLR]

don't that there is a dnf monster ultra fanfict,i alr came across a karlnap one,a skephallo one😭

[@Gravel_TheCart]

5:58 That's me at 3 am eating leftovers that I know have at least five different chemicals that will ruin my brain

[@stephencorliss1399]

6:38 It's Like Stabbing A Baby In A Stroller *Italian Music Plays*

[@stephencorliss1399]

7:51 is anothee funny clip

[@VyLuM.]

7:00 i legit cried when i saw that pizza in the glass

[@Greenboi32]

6:49 Italians after seeing this: You have-a mama'd your last-a mia

[@ka__i]

As an Italian I can confirm that they have Mama'd his last-a mia. They are now 6 feet deep into a pasta grave.

[@Malania4ever]

Malania (Doki Doki Undertale Club oc): HELL YEA MY FELLOW ITALIAN FRIENDS GET EM

[@henrywalker317]

kwite is the absolute definition of chad. a vtuber with a colt m1911.

[@sillyman357]

I do believe schlatt has a glock and some sort of sig

[@sloth5894]

5:28 the bat/stick skills just deteriorating over time got me 🗿

[@Golden-Freddy1987]

3:36 I don't know if the dude in question was Chinese but I saw a guy say "American horse pirates" When he was talking about cowboys

[@tankfarter]

It was daneis

[@greg5817]

At 2:46 I was so ready for it to compare the Batman thing to Rottmnt Donnie’s password.

[@marip3055]

Pov: kwite video gets posted while you're watching a kwite video

[@ashhiles9880]

Sameee

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

The concept of "POV" has been completely ruined and gangbanged

[@Cherubpuppet]

5:38 WHEEZING

[@cottoneenthusiast]

AUTISM GANG RISE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@fatimasalty]

0:40 song is “MC Mental at His Best”

[@beeberton]

7:57 YOOO WE MADE IT IN AGAIN!!!!!!

[@kingboo_2237]

You got in congrats

[@pie3701]

The fact that kwite thinks that burntrap is the worst springtrap design makes me want to cry

[@kirimuto6370]

5:05 so relatable bro 😂

[@mistymeadow125]

4:20 you can just hear the dissapointment in his voice 😂

[@Shar1k_sh1ck]

Haha 420

[@just_plush]

I was casually watching this video while drinking yogurt, i dont know why but hearing this on 12:24 made me laugh so hard i burst the yogurt out of my mouth while i was almost done

[@Z4nd3rTh3F00l]

I hope family guy sees this just for them to make Kweter Griffin canon

[@WaterLover64]

4:15 as soon as my mom walked in this started playing

[@eemilyy]

DUDE WHAT TIKTOK IS THAT🥲

[@ccmanxx1]

5:05 this, this right here lived in my mind rent free.

[@Arosthiel]

"there's an itch in my throat that only my m1911 .45 AC caliber can stratch" - Kwite

[@FrogKanna]

I love how Kwite in his thumbnails is literally a tube

[@fnibbit]

I def agree with kweter on his thing about mha, as an mha fan it is so embarrassing to tell friends that I like it when they know how toxic the fandom is. I like fanfic too but I refuse to read mha fanfic just because of the high density of smut following teenagers there is

[@RandomNoob12346]

9:11 he changed it up so quickly 💀

[@Jammaye]

the crunching at the start actually made me happy and idk why

[@Maggie66112]

It's because you like asmr

[@gagegravy8733]

6:07 Kwite can't comprehend that holding the celery with one hand the phone with the other hand. I guess hands were a foreign concept to him before his model gained hands.

[@lwaysDrawing]

0:13 not the Wilbite Soot

[@animeandgameplay]

9:56 as soon as this came up i got a notification from netflix telling me to pick up where i left off on breaking bad

[@monmagog]

9:19 he sounds just like Peter griffin at this part

[@creatureliketendencies1441]

I watched the full clip of Kodie and he was actually proper talented! Recommend you check it out he’s amazing

[@Blobbyboi986]

Fed

[@Havoc.Obliteration]

4:30 Pov; queen reincarnating as Trisha's baby

[@Marchleneyagami]

7:48 you already know he saved that tik tok 😏

[@Stuffed_Freddy]

3:18 Kwite, you actually laugh like Peter Griffin 💀

[@SpittinFaxs]

The way the skeleton cracked before it fell

[@greenrayxgrx2686]

1:24 bro looks like Bart Simpson 💀

[@rock3531]

Yes😂😂

[@oddaminates]

Man I love it when Kweeter make these videos 👽👽👽

[@Alidevmustbestopped]

The way he just stared into the camera's soul while eating the pasta is cursed

[@bensoncheung2801]

1:00 Must be early in the pregnancy, or maybe the baby was just gulped air all along.

[@erial_]

Loistrap: Kweter, the horse is here

[@achillesinlove8518]

Hey Kwite love your videos have a good day❤️

[@battletimewitch9987]

“Maybe I am pretty griffin.” Kwite 2022 😂

[@sewerman14]

1:17 best one

[@sewerman14]

5:27 e

[@Stinkybutt.5432]

Yes

[@ThatOneGuyYouWontRemember]

"I am not Kweeter Griffin, I am not married to Lois Griffin" (moments later) "GOOOD LORD, y'know fellas"

[@Fatalerror213]

When he says stop it sounds exactly like Peter hriffin 4:07

[@justforplaylists6375]

5:02 this is one of the greatest things I've ever heard

[@The_Mysterious_G4mer]

Griffins are cool birds. Its also Peters last name.. Oh yeah also Kweeter Griffin

[@phoebeolsen-newell392]

Nobody’s talking about the man eating the lettuce or Wilbur’s dancing moves 💀

[@ikariki9910]

satsumentine: * touches ur 4skin scar * promise you’ll stop for me 🥺 - I chocked on air when I read that lmao.

[@eldridgeg]

kweeter griffin is making my holler at 12 am 😭😭

[@Senator.Tien.Strong]

3:54 at least I'm not the worst senator (Also I dressed up as you for Halloween a.k.a Peter Griffin)

[@squiddyanimations6617]

that kid at the beginning is exactly what i imagine a real bart simpson would look and act

[@dvr1382]

12:03 is a fnaf jumpscare

[@Mast3rKK]

3:21 stage 1: denial

[@Asparagutz]

6:49 Oh I’ve seen a lot worse treatment to pizza, A LOT WORSE- ( Someone at a furcon did it inside a pizza and left the piece of pizza outside their hotel room and someone ATE IT )

[@peepsv3rsion]

oh!

[@Expringle]

they didnt eat it

[@OLIXXDABEZT]

2:39 literally stolas:

[@TheRailandAviationcentral]

Brooo that’s what I’m sayinnn (also another hellaverse fan I see in the wild nice to meet you)

[@CokeFiend99]

1:06 the back wombs 💀

[@pokefanman3520]

NAH KWETER KWIFFIN IS indubitably humorous

[@absolutecreature7217]

7:43 wrong. Scraptrap is the worst. Bro looks like a peanut

[@elixerisamess_]

I dont know why but i think Kwite’s voice is a mix of peter griffin and markiplier

[@starparty3024]

7:46 to 7:56 he went hard on springtrap LOL

[@nelsonvieira9761]

5:33 OMGGGGGG SO FUCKIN FUNNYYYYY BROOOO HAHAHAHAHHAH

[@Malania4ever]

XD

[@unusual_sandwich]

That Springtrap tiktok got me acting up

[@ironworksstudios8472]

Me being disembodied by a skin walker my hampster watching

[@LeadrynMcKrotch]

10:13 watching this all this time later and hearing that now after what's happened. Oof lol 💀

[@NotNoxxie]

Louis and that kid would create something worse than Meg 💀💀

[@Bigmanreggy]

The fetus got springlocked💀

[@transvixenmc_]

I was there this time, chat was just calling Kwite, Kweter Griffin the entire time. Was amazing.

[@emeryduhgamer]

1:22 Kid is a born troll, much like the great Diogenes.

[@monkeygirl1894]

Totally sound like Peter Grifgin, ESPECIALLY the laugh. You cannot deny it, sir.

[@axelrose8481]

one thing i've noticed is that the worse the bad part of the fandom, the better the good part of the fandom

[@-theterrifictwins-5200]

I was gathering my life together then I watched this

[@tobyrightenger9748]

1:33 bro built like Sheen 😂😂😂😂

[@velvet.BULLET]

I relate to Kwite on the MHA thing

[@Charliekotek]

Kwite! The way you tell people that you like MHA is to simply say "I like the anime, and the cosplays that are good, not those videos."

[@xanderpascua2005]

11:23 great show, dumb community

[@mskedmai]

True

[@yohumanfrisk]

How many of y'all also found yourselves just "Eatin' a burger wit' no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger wit' no honey mustard. Eatin' a burger wit' no honey mustard."