I Will Bend Time and Space for Krobus

[@mythma9765]

the irony of reciting the Lorax while cutting down trees

[@kitsicles111]

How bad could he possibly be?

[@kristinbeuscher8059]

How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

[@Falcon15x]

​he's just doing what comes naturally

[@jazzxd9417]

How ba-a-a-d can he be?

[@beetlepainter00]

How bad could he possibly be?

[@salmence100]

Do you just... know Dr. Seuss books by memory? What a wild run, I didn't know dynamic seeding was a thing!

[@BlaDeSDV]

I do. Cat in the Hat, Cat in the Hat Comes Back, The Lorax, Horton hears a Who, I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew, The Glunk That Got Thunk, King Louis Catz, How Officer Pat Saved the Whole Town

[@erischaos]

@@BlaDeSDV Wow, that's awesome - as a kid I knew most of And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street but, shoot, it's been 30 years (or thereabouts) since I could recite any of it. It's amazing I could do that since I'm notoriously bad at memorization. Reciting _and_ doing a game at the same time though? No chance.

[@wowo-wo6st]

You should do fox on socks next

[@Akyomi]

​@@BlaDeSDVNot to brag, but I have The Foot Book memorized!

[@ebba7452]

came for krobus, stayed for the lorax

[@maxgoldstein6309]

Same 🤣

[@heynyquildriver]

came for krobus, stayed for the cryptic crossword

[@TheRealHedgehogSonic]

I commented nearly the exact same thing before noticing your comment 😂

[@jellieshu]

I thought you were me

[@ebba7452]

@@jellieshu *that spiderman meme*

[@Roozyj]

I'm so impressed with how Blade can recite a whole friggin book while doing a speedrun this complicated xD I mean, I guess it's a bit like singing. If you know the lyrics well enough, you don't really have to think about it. But still

[@Roozyj]

Ok, I laughed at "Pants is supposed to rhyme with glance... pahnts"

[@lampwick4427]

My mother used to be able to recite One fish two fish by heart because my brother loved it so much. One day she was tired while reading it and my brother complained that she wasn't turning the pages!

[@crazygamer-um1ey]

It's so wholesome

[@slwrabbits]

@.@

[@DrBees-ms2vt]

One of the reasons dr Seuss is easily remembered! Like singing songs in parts

[@therach1]

Blade bending the Stardew rules by following them exactly plus reciting a whole book from memory plus the cryptic crossword is the kind of comforting chaos I come here for.

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

"Tell me you're a dad without telling me you're a dad"

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

He's a dad or not neurotypical.

[@drippycity4135]

@@mr.cauliflower3536possibly both

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

@@drippycity4135 Hence no "either"

[@axyrl]

@@mr.cauliflower3536 either and or are both conjunctions that present two options; you would say He's a dad, *and/or* he's not neurotypical

[@bluegummybear8667]

the absolutely immaculate vibes this man has...... doing really precise speedruns of stardew valley while reciting dr seuss from memory and sometimes gordon the cat is there..... incredible

[@LunatheMoonDragon]

I can’t express how wildly attractive it is to watch someone speedrun stardew and recite a Dr Seuss book from memory

[@fourleafclovers1204]

The ultimate test of whether or not you move in your sleep is to fall asleep with your laptop on your chest. I can safely say that with the 15 or so minutes I missed in my slumber that I did not move an inch. I can also say that listening to BlaDe recite a children's book is one way to ensure an afternoon nap.

[@erischaos]

Not necessarily. I actually move quite a bit in my sleep (have somehow ended up with my feet on my pillow instead of my head a few times) buuuuuuut if I use a weighted blanket or multiple heavy blankets then I won't move. So, since my laptop is a wee bit on the heavy side, I might actually stay still when I sleep if I leave it on me.

[@aldrichunfaithful3589]

i did this years ago and its the reason why i no longer have that laptop

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I've woken up with my pillow on the floor and my head where my pillow was. I've also kicked a wall in my sleep and punched myself in the face twice (woke up with a bruised face) so if I don't move in my sleep idk who does lol

[@lilimel33]

i know it cause i sometimes sleep with it by my side in a singles bed and it stays safe

[@alteregobruh]

I don’t move while asleep but I move while MOSTLY asleep but awake enough to know that I’m not asleep and I’d like to be. I move because I need to be comfortable to sleep, and since I’m not asleep, I’m not comfortable. If I were to fall asleep while watching something, I probably wouldn’t move.

[@BonnibelLecter]

"It's okay, Krobus, you can live in the walls" got me in my feels somehow. (Cool run, dude.)

[@Pudcup]

Do you live in a wall? Like inside of it?

[@chillfactory9000]

​@@Pudcup yeah, kinda dusty in here though

[@matchacat6935]

Me too. That sentiment was just kinda.. full of love

[@fishcraft7323]

Krobus needs more love.

[@jochemarends2035]

omg the OG fish

[@Lunathebaker]

Blade doing Blade things mixed in with reading of the lorax is a fever dream

[@museumgrackreads]

Yes! My Lorax redeem gets twitch and KZbin coverage! Love it!

[@lilyyoung1002]

❤

[@csrichardson24]

I love being roommates with Krobus. He has such weird things to say.

[@slwrabbits]

He gives squishy hugs!

[@SomeRandoDum]

Especially the one about sweat and the black lick or smth. Other than that, he has cute dialogue, pretty somber though

[@octoroidd]

​@@SomeRandoDumwym that still is cute if not even better if you're FORCED into things staying platonic

[@urbanfrog]

You've slowly but steadily became my new favourite stardew youtuber by far

[@shadycactus6146]

came for krobus, accidentally got way too invested in the crossword lmao

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Blade casually playing stardew valley with a crossword on screen while reciting a Dr Suess book

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

ADHD%

[@scriptedtruth8193]

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooohe’s babysitting us at this point, 10/10 dad(entertainer) points

[@huntmcdede1238]

Incredible. The level of devotion to this little guy is inspiring.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

Watching Blade play Stardew Valley is a bit like watching a some sort of heathen ritual where he performs bizarre actions and offerings to the gods, which then actually work and make him all-powerful. It's beautiful.

[@gb1reinwald]

Only BlaDe can use the farming in a game without actually farming. Loved the ending, though. Winter 1st.. it is excusable that you forgot his birthday, you were busy putting up the advent calendar!

[@porkeyminch8044]

I don't know why Krobus was in the walls, but his dialogue was so perfect I literally laughed out loud 😆

[@ryuumars]

Finally Hug% !!! I wanted to try it myself glitchless but it would take quite a while since I’ve never speedran anything lol

[@I.No.]

Ok, I’m not sure if you saw this before, and I don’t want to spam you, but: I have a challenge for you: What’s the soonest date you can get all 7 Stardrops by? Hypothetically the soonest would be Fall 14, the day of the Fair. (I think that’s date anyway) Other than that, floor 100 of the mines would be easy, same with marriage, buying one from Krobus should be pretty easy as well, you’ll need to complete the museum anyway, which is one of the harder ones. Then there is Master Angler, which requires you to get to Ginger Island, going the Joja route would make it possible in time, then from Ginger Island, you can get Magic Bait to catch all the winter fish with. (I think legendary fish can be caught with Magic Bait?) You would also be able to get Deluxe Speed-Gro, which should enable you to grow the Sweet Gem Berry in time. (Maybe? Not sure of the exact grow time) So I think it’s all theoretically possible, but I’d love to see you do it. Or maybe this isn’t as hard as I think it is if you can control RNG.

[@I.No.]

Oh, sweet gem berry would be easy, just get a crop fairy lol.. and you could use artifact troves and a geode predictor for artifacts, maybe this is more a challenge for not using RNG, I don’t know.

[@shoelaceofjudgement3929]

@@I.No. or even easier you could use the greenhouse

[@I.No.]

@@shoelaceofjudgement3929 oh, yeah, wasn’t sure if the Traveling Merchant sold the Rare seed in not fall

[@grouch314]

​@@I.No. yeah, she sells it all through spring and summer. I believe it's guaranteed every Friday and Sunday in spring and summer, and it's around 50% chance in fall. I don't remember in winter

[@paytonwatson4479]

It may have to be around Winter 15th because of the submarine fish (blobfish, spookfish, midnight squid) only available at the night market. (Unless you can use magic bait for them, too??)

[@ThundercatGD]

The true talent here isn’t the speedrun, it’s the fact that Blade memorized the entirety of a doctor suess book on the spot.

[@colin5227]

no, that's something you get from reading it to your kids five zillion times

[@TheBirbStorm]

Krobus is the most underrated character in stardew valley.

[@bolosbolosbolos]

yesh

[@TooFewSecrets]

I'm pretty sure he's the most loved character in the game. You're still right, though.

[@TheBirbStorm]

​​@@TooFewSecrets Still not enough love.

[@sopheliac]

actually kinda overrated i don’t get the hype lol

[@grumpyorange_]

​@@sopheliac he's just a little guy

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Imagine Robins thought process when someone comes in moves a couple buildings then just starts swinging an axe at her floor until he passes out. Haha

[@slwrabbits]

What scares me about this scenario is that she doesn't even try to stop the farmer.

[@Pihsrosnec]

​@@slwrabbitswould you try and mess with the axe swinging maniac?

[@slwrabbits]

@@Pihsrosnec okay, fair point, you win

[@butteredghost80085]

I was so disappointed when I found out I couldn't marry penny and krobus at the same time, but I suppose that's life, and life goes on... 😖

[@rowan6650]

Polyamory mods ftw

[@wonderlandzer0]

@@rowan6650 once I get stardew on pc this is the first mod I'm installing. Then I can finally marry elliott, leah, and krobus! >:3c

[@literallythrowing3264]

@@wonderlandzer0That's exactly what I did when I got my computer 2 weeks ago. marrying everyone probably (except for Haley, I do not like her)

[@SeymourDisapproves]

​@@literallythrowing3264 understandable lol

[@literallythrowing3264]

@@mollyricee Really? Thanks for telling me. :) I haven't gotten any cutscenes from her so I just thought she's a mean girl. I wanna'' experience all the stuff for myself. :p

[@TheMrDrMs]

Oh man, every night I read the lorax to my kid at bed time. You did really good for not looking at it for a year, funny how I found myself reciting it too.

[@TheRealHedgehogSonic]

Came for best boy Krobus, stayed for The Lorax.

[@borosbattalion2333]

34:04 monkey emote lines up with the Strange Doll in the hotbar

[@omalahboo3163]

Okay, the speedrunning was impressive, but when I realized that you were reciting The Lorax from memory and not just reading it off another screen or something I had to hit subscribe

[@duncancampell9641]

I mean if he were looking at a different screen that would be more impressive, he was actively playing the game at the same time afterall

[@choryllis6646]

Petition for BlaDe to have a series where he reads books. My goodness listening to him read The Lorax was soothing.

[@cdK-10]

this has been my comfort video to sleep to for months. thanks for reading me bedtime stories, Blade

[@crazyrobak3966]

Krobus my beloved!

[@mimimi5656]

Really enjoyed your stream with Seanie and Sal, love to see more great Stardew content creators!

[@samanthacoffin]

the first tilled artifact being the green scroll tilted me. I've been tilling floor 15 for like an hour just prior to watching this video only for scroll 2. sadge.

[@HammyAndSammy]

Reciting a poem while focusing on speed run and perhaps the technical tools along with it, I can't cope

[@smrqunofficial]

I planned on sleeping to this video but instead I'm internally shouting crossword answers at chat. Now that's entertainment!

[@youranforit]

i love stardew, but i played it so much i thought i had seen all it has to offer. your videos always show me something new & interesting, you have sucha unique way of playing the game, i love to see how you tackle these challenges! and krobus is my fave so this one was especially fun. ❤

[@PresterJohn420]

im having a rlly hard time rn and your videos have really helped me get through tonight man. filled me with some much needed peace and relaxation. thank you so much for everything

[@lizard81612]

He is absolutely worth this congratulations

[@ethanizer9967]

not blade reading a dr suess book from memory when it’s 3 am for me this shit is getting weird

[@valectronica1812]

Yes!!!! A new Blade video and it's a krobus speedrun?? Amazing!

[@esper6119]

after the lorax bit i keep expecting yhou to rhyme just normally lmao

[@McDarthrick]

I’ve never seen a stream and didn’t see the message for read a story, and thought I was having a stroke confused on what was going on lmao.

[@SavannahLogsdonBreakstone]

The crosswordpuzzle is driving me crazy

[@Oakauo]

I wasn’t expecting to relate to that last sentence so hard. Being glitched in the wall = disability analogy?

[@ThisIsAbstract]

Sorry, are you doing a complicated speed run while also doing a crossword and reciting a children's book?? This is the chaos we need

[@snr0n]

To be fair, I think he actually wrote the clues for the crossword (it's for chat to solve), but I don't think that makes it any less impressive 😅

[@BlaDeSDV]

Yeah most of the time I'm too focused on the game to solve them myself.

[@whale_why_not]

Omg I've never met another person that can recite the lorax by memory 😍

[@twocanr6136]

It’s so wholesome that you memorized the books for your kids :) we appreciate it too ;)

[@TheVerity77]

Thanks for teaching me about dynamic seeding. Now I have a chance for getting the workboots.

[@ejbucketz-_-9528]

I have a challenge for you blade, I saw it attempted, but labeled impossible in single player. If anyone can do it, it’s you. Basically the challenge is completing the community center without gaining a single experience level. You can use the 99/100 xp points, but you can’t get to level 1 of any skill.

[@doreengreen3287]

Argon matrix did this. I won’t spoil the outcome.

[@elenna1237]

Haboo also did this and got the minimum possible amount of xp, but unfortunately I’m not sure he’s ever going to make a video on it

[@BlindmanDru]

Very well done. I can tell this took a lot of planning.

[@Rachelsummers24]

Krobus > all of the marriage candidates

[@the_newt_nest]

AS HE DESERVES AND AS NATURE INTENDED

[@nathancarver7179]

Krobus is best boi! Deserves all the hugs. That aside, really impressive. Actually didn't know you could change the game seed in tgat way, so I learned a thing also.

[@theseanandrew]

I work with kids- PLEASE teach me the knowledge I need to have Dr Seuss books memorized, for the love of my sanity.

[@Izzy_Story]

Krobus our beloved for real

[@martinthemartian]

have not even watched the video yet literally just clicked on it so i could say 10/10 title absolutely stunning no notes

[@teatarotwithelizabeth4507]

Oh my goodness I just adore this video BlaDe! Thank you so much 💜

[@kizz5012]

Absolutely amazing and so much fun to watch. Love the ending!

[@nightingalecaprifernsby]

I never knew that I needed to see a grown man playing Stardew Valley whilst reciting The Lorax

[@oykugunay6556]

krobus is the best npc ever. ever. ever.

[@bolosbolosbolos]

yesh

[@morganpresley496]

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! This video is everything to me!!!! My two favorite Stardew characters: Krobus and BlaDe! :D :D :D

[@ghostrasmussen8414]

Came for krobus stayed for the lorax

[@JoannaLovesHistoryBooks]

I love how you play this game

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Blades voice is really soothing, I like it

[@lucedex9671]

Dr. Seuss was a rapper before rap

[@foxzero99gaminglaptopadven60]

you know, i watch videosforbackground noise for everything. today i pickedthis video and started doing my my homework but then you started reciting the lorax, and it was actually eally helpful/!??! Thanks I guess

[@JulieSpicer]

Not me legitimately enjoying listening to you recite “The Lorax”.😂

[@Civlover10]

Nah, he predicted someone would ask him to recite a Dr Suess book, and he had Lorax ready for that stream!

[@cloud1973]

BlaDe can recite a whole seuss book? Dang, I'm jealous for some reason. Must have been really hard to memorize that, unless he has some kind of photographic memory of sorts, haha.

[@shawncommodore9698]

Your voice is so relaxing!

[@Hikafujo]

At one point he became chipmunk and it’s so funny :)))) 36:24

[@elenashmeleva192]

1:25 sleeping on the floor 😂

[@chickeness1976]

Man really wants that Krobussy

[@trustrossa8673]

Best Lorax speedrun ive ever heard

[@reccie19]

honey wake up, BlaDe uploaded a new video.

[@josephynewagner8929]

why are you the coolest stardewer ever

[@cravonomire9971]

Krobus is the Brobus

[@Bearlizard_03]

Im 30 minutes in and there's still no sight of krobus lol

[@plida27]

So... many... potatoes...

[@launderine]

krobus must be flattered

[@WinchesterxNL]

Only 10 minutes in. And loving this already. But what is the double timer for exactly? That has me a bit confused.

[@BlaDeSDV]

One is real time, the other is a game time. It removes the time taken to save overnight to try to make speedrunning more viable on lesser powered machines

[@dimwarlock]

That's weird. if someone recites a book while playing a game I actually enjoy the book. Not that I'm insulting Dr. Seuss in any way, is just that I don't read or listen to audiobooks. I mean... i would donate a lot to GDQ for a run like this.

[@abbym4682]

Never clicked on something so fast

[@elenashmeleva192]

Me too

[@bennyk384]

BlaDe’s videos are just the best

[@kajsaelizabeth1541]

I also have the lorax memorized!! I love this

[@theairplanebrothers5522]

I’m only watching this for the Lorax

[@GamblingAdvocate]

In currently in school and the video won’t load but I can already tell this’ll be a great video. Much love, Blade.

[@trey751]

we love krobus

[@somehowbeau]

krobus my beloved!

[@SullySadface]

Is that Omni spot on level 25 seeded? I need a new hat.

[@BlaDeSDV]

Yes, it was one of criteria for the seed I used that day

[@lissiebeer1948]

Wait is the early picking of wild seeds to make all horseradish a mod?

[@BlaDeSDV]

Nope. Just how a fairy interacts with wild seeds. I've put some information on this in the FAQ in the description

[@yugiiicore]

what side of the internet even is this why is he reciting the lorax-

[@I.No.]

Stardew Valley speedruning/challenge runs and read the description

[@hamdanabdulrehman2474]

Krobus.

[@elenashmeleva192]

Yes

[@OJorEm]

49:16 I LAUGHED SO HARD MY STOMACH HURTS

[@EvanBear]

Dr. Seuss scares me :/

[@plaguedr.crowvin3349]

Can someone do a speed run in this game but the objective is to reach max level for each skill as fast as possible. It’s would still be 6 category run, farming, mining, foraging, combat, fishing, and all. It’s would be really cool if someone did a run like that.

[@julesthecat.]

My dude you are a legend.

[@nobody7295]

This man is a genius