Toycat when we colonize Mars: This is the weekly series where we talk about earth, mars and everything in between
@sickyb47264 жыл бұрын
I already colonised mars
@andknuckles1014 жыл бұрын
@@sickyb4726 *British Empire noises*
@blueheartorangeheart37684 жыл бұрын
Stuff between earth and Mars: am I finally being noticed?
@KidneyMans4 жыл бұрын
100th like
@TilmanEnke4 жыл бұрын
you forgot about "and stuff", often the stuff is very interesting
@francedoesron3904 жыл бұрын
*"Whereas Belgium also takes eight"* *Me: Wait wait wait what did you call Germany-*
@macaroon_nuggets80084 жыл бұрын
Belgium seeks revenge.
@francedoesron3904 жыл бұрын
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 yup lol
@BQFireball3 жыл бұрын
thats what i thought
@rue042 жыл бұрын
Sad German noises
@camelopardalis844 жыл бұрын
"Belgium also takes eight (flags)." Sure, honey. Sure.
@weirdcritterthing4 жыл бұрын
Germanyyyyyyyy
@camelopardalis844 жыл бұрын
@@weirdcritterthing 🇧🇪 ❌🖕🤬🤢😡 🇩🇪 ✔️👍🤗😇🥰 Edit: Just when it comes to flags representing Germany.
@shrekwithawillsmithface4654 жыл бұрын
@@camelopardalis84 Belgium had it flag first
@camelopardalis844 жыл бұрын
@@shrekwithawillsmithface465 Still wrong to refer to the Belgian flag as the German flag. Also, it's not like I was remotely bothered with Ixbcat2's (not gonna look up the exact name) mistake in any way. I just found it amusing.
@JanRademan4 жыл бұрын
That's German Sudan.
@aronaax4 жыл бұрын
czech and british humour are very similar, and your humour is exactly my kind.
@destyon99664 жыл бұрын
Ok I czech ur like button
@nicklink2174 жыл бұрын
Czechs out
@silursmq55114 жыл бұрын
You think the Austria-Hungary fact is crazy? What about Russia connecting Norway and North Korea today.
@drewstaser97264 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Egypt is next to Liberia
@Lord79794 жыл бұрын
@@drewstaser9726wut
@drewstaser97264 жыл бұрын
@@Lord7979 It's true, and it is a big life changer
@somethung81884 жыл бұрын
if it wasn't for Genghis khan's death Mongolia would be connecting Poland to Vietnam
@Ryan-lv9zp3 жыл бұрын
Or north Korea and Poland
@cognitivedissident26604 жыл бұрын
Mildly interesting fact: You can sail in a straight line from Ireland to New Zealand without hitting any land or other countries. But not to Australia, as Antarctica is in the way.
@kerfrazl2 жыл бұрын
How?
@flrcataa2 жыл бұрын
@@kerfrazl North Pole
@kerfrazl2 жыл бұрын
@@flrcataa ohhhh
@flrcataa2 жыл бұрын
@@kerfrazl Glad to help :D
@matyastaller1594 жыл бұрын
"Belgium takes eight flags" WAS SOLL DAS
@endie59703 жыл бұрын
Hi for all those trying to use google translate, ‘was soll das’ is used like ‘uhm excuse me wtf’ or ‘why have you done this’. Correct me if im wrong
@matyastaller1593 жыл бұрын
@@endie5970 Yes, I meant it basically as German for "what the hell". Further context: The country taking eight flags at 31:54 is actually Germany, whereas Belgium (same colors, but vertical) only takes one, a bit westwards.
@johnjamesstory89754 жыл бұрын
"I would argue that the Western part of of the United States was colonized by the United States not europe you know... they took Spanish land"
@TheLocalLt4 жыл бұрын
America is a defacto European power, Europe adjacent. And yes Western America is very much a colony of the east.
@Morrov4 жыл бұрын
About the Bermuda thing, there's that trend to show borders of countries with more and more edges. Sweden with 3 edges would just be a triangle, a weird banana with 10 edges, but with 500 edges you would see a lot of details and recognise it as Sweden. Bermuda triangle is just a triangle, so it looks the same no matter how many edges (or lines in that case) you add
@darrinbrunner64294 жыл бұрын
Toycat is yes because he acquiesces to his viewer's demands that he make the "and world and stuff" hand gesture.
@TomJohnson674 жыл бұрын
9:10 Toycat turns into Tom Scott for a second.
@davidparsons974 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment and you didn't disappoint.
@casual_ice_consumer41484 жыл бұрын
Wait, this isn't Tom Scott? I'm sorry, I just can't tell British people apart.
@benjaminmalisheski64944 жыл бұрын
6:36 toycat calling Germany Belgium :P
@LinkStorm134 жыл бұрын
I like how he just pretends it to be acidentally
@MChagall4 жыл бұрын
Reverze Anschluss
@wosemo4 жыл бұрын
So geht das nicht
@svenbonne4 жыл бұрын
Das gehört umgedreht! V2 will soon start to London
@rubenvd39134 жыл бұрын
Deutschland ist Belgisches Staatseigentum
@allusion_8134 жыл бұрын
13:23 never heard Toycat laugh/wheeze so hard
@meneither38344 жыл бұрын
4:40 the truth about the Louisiana purchase is that Napoleon thought that if he did not sell the territory the American would have just taken it by force and he couldn't deal with a transcontinal war. Alaska sale is the same thing, the Russian knew the British would just take it so they sold to a then ennemy of the British, the USA.
@equaius8934 жыл бұрын
*america then becomes allies with Britain and fights against Russia in the Cold War*
@TheLocalLt4 жыл бұрын
@@equaius893 not against Russia against Communist Soviet Union.Though Britain had a spat with “white” Russia in the 1800s as did America in the Obama era
@jonathon51353 жыл бұрын
I only discovered your channel last month, but I have been enjoying the content. Listening to you talk about geography-related stuff for hours is good while I work.
@Moonsick.Morgan4 жыл бұрын
I don't need 26 maps, I just gotta look at one and I'm like "Mhm, yep. That's a bird's-eye view alright!"
@camelopardalis844 жыл бұрын
But ... Bird's eye doesn't mean "from directly above".
@nicklink2174 жыл бұрын
This is the most underrated channel about geography with toycat
@AngelWedge4 жыл бұрын
A straight line from Ireland to Australia would go through the Earth's core. Now I'm wondering how many countries would be on it if you drew the line of shortest surface distance; is it the same as the straight line on the map? And what's the smallest number of countries you could get on a great circle segment?
@jackdaw60954 жыл бұрын
Probably 2 Russia and Canada (I’m guessing)
@broccoliflorette19704 жыл бұрын
The geodesic from Dublin to Canberra is 17,239km long and goes thru UK, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Kazakhstan, China, Mongolia, the Philippines, and Indonesia.
@adamender90924 жыл бұрын
No, Ireland to New Zealand would though
@umbragon28143 жыл бұрын
It's possible to connect Russia to Pakistan in a straight line without ever touching land, so the number is pretty low
@cobinasaur3 жыл бұрын
@@jackdaw6095 Norway, Greenland, Sweden, Finland, or Iceland though.
@memelephant2 жыл бұрын
11:00 New Mexico, Pennsylvania, Delaware, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Alaska and Hawaii are the nine left out
@darinduchev93154 жыл бұрын
I only recently found the second toycat channel, but now i almost prefer it to the main one. Also, i like how you said it's narcissistic of foreigners to watch videos about their countries - it totally is, but in a good way. Anyway, stay safe and happy holidays!
@smoceany94784 жыл бұрын
"eastern/central europe" Czechia subs go down my 100%
@TilmanEnke4 жыл бұрын
relative to sudan which country would need the most modifiers? and, therefore, which independence movement are we to fear the most?
@deet0109mapping3 жыл бұрын
I believe it’s Côte d’Ivoire
@generaledelogu18924 жыл бұрын
Fun fact every US state has a straight line as part of its border besides hawaii because it's an island
@asston7124 жыл бұрын
I've actually never thought it that
@jwaj4 жыл бұрын
Wrong. Wyoming and Colorado don’t have straight lines
@shadysam71614 жыл бұрын
@@jwaj well Wyoming doesn't exist, but Colorado does, so that's like 1 state that does it, so it's the "I'm quirky and special" state.
@jwaj4 жыл бұрын
Hmm perhaps my reply was a joke 🤔🤔🤔
@zipperooni4 жыл бұрын
@@jwaj pretty sure their reply was a joke too
@TomInTheSky20014 жыл бұрын
Love these videos dude, so funny and informative at the same time, works really well!
@ibx2cat4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like them!
@matejsikora96164 жыл бұрын
Czechia is a small countryand and noone really talks about us, so when someone mentions czechia we are all curious.
@ibx2cat4 жыл бұрын
did you subscribe because of that video, by chance?
@viteksefl4 жыл бұрын
@@ibx2cat found your channel about a year ago (youtube shows that video down my throat a lot but haven't seen it yet)
@czech_ring4 жыл бұрын
@@ibx2cat well i did
@filiphasek174 жыл бұрын
@@ibx2cat I found your channel with a different video (I think 12 ways to divide the world) but the Czech Republic got me to subscribe and watch most of the videos
@kiewass4 жыл бұрын
@@ibx2cat i did
@toprus74124 жыл бұрын
I checked this video out of curiosity, to see what’s happening on your second channel, but I decided to stay. I really enjoyed listening to this, it was very pleasant, interesting and entertaining. I have expanded geography in school and this was a nice and out of the box view on the boring stuff I have to learn daily. Also merry christmas, greetings from Poland.
@Lord79794 жыл бұрын
I'll have you know I was laughing it up when you were reading out the Sudan map. Great video as always my guy :)
@comb-t4 жыл бұрын
7:06 If you Combine the Vatican City and European Russia, It is bigger than European Russia.
@janbouchner82344 жыл бұрын
Toycat: "Biggest city in Europe is right here" *points at London* Bruh, have you ever heard about cities like Moscow or Istanbul?
@ibx2cat4 жыл бұрын
Istanbul doesn't count (mostly asian) and Moscow should count but I choose not to to boost my ego
@tylermech663 жыл бұрын
@@ibx2cat the vast majority of Istanbul is on Europe, the heck you talking about? In fact the section in asia is remarkably tiny.
@prabathhemachandra2 жыл бұрын
@@tylermech66 your wrong, Asian Istanbul and European Istanbul are about the same size
@tylermech662 жыл бұрын
@@prabathhemachandra Ah, I was thinking rather historically, when The City was much smaller. As it were, core of the city is still European.
@ninlog4 жыл бұрын
Why did you just randomly start talking about my country, Czechia. Please don’t do that. I have suicidal thoughts after the Czech joke please
@antimatterg4 жыл бұрын
Then he hearted the comment. I can't tell if he's respecting you or disrespecting you.
@ylette3 жыл бұрын
"I'm just gonna milk the internet for free content." At least he's honest.
@hugo57k914 жыл бұрын
25:59 it's a joke on the popular trend from that time, making maps with more and more edges being added in a single post. Here the joke is that it's the same
@KaleunMaender774 жыл бұрын
1:37 the Western Australian border is NOT totally straight. Where the border meets with the Northern Territory and with South Australia, the longitudinal part of the border with the Northern Territory is about 200 yards west of the longitudinal border between WA and SA.
@Obi-WanKannabis4 жыл бұрын
The 5 to 500 edges is a reference to some popular posts on reddit where someone made maps of countries from 5 to 500 edges, so it became more and more defined
@mettycandy4 жыл бұрын
r/MapPornCirclejerk is like exactly my kind of humor
@chasm12054 жыл бұрын
2:23 so why are scotland, england and wales still together?
@tomgraham36124 жыл бұрын
9:56 We agree that the US is part of North America and Hawaii is one of the US states, but --- we certainly do not think this certifies Hawaii as part of North America. It's an island chain in the Pacific Ocean. (If you think you're confused now, wait until Puerto Rico and Guam become states.)
@adamender90924 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Liechtenstein almost bought Alaska
@dataexpunged28274 жыл бұрын
1:58 wow thanks for the shoutout Toycat!
@qwertyuiopzxcfgh4 жыл бұрын
6:36 did you just call Germany Belgium?
@Rh-sl2kt4 жыл бұрын
I'm offensive and this was highly german to me
@ibx2cat4 жыл бұрын
Belgium is my favorite central European state, I love their chancellor
@soupdrinker4 жыл бұрын
@Adolf Hitler crybabies crybabies
@2712animefreak4 жыл бұрын
You might be able to cut the way to Australia even shorter by going through Rhein, Main and Danube. You'd have to sail around Turkey a bit, but it might be shorter.
@udadox4 жыл бұрын
20:05 as a chilean I confirm
@PurPurDot3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cristiano75413 жыл бұрын
10:47 I am far from American but I see that New Mexico, Pensilvania, Nebraska and the Dakotas are missing
@alexrieser86553 жыл бұрын
I really like this kind of video its almost like a stream
@lucasoscar4 жыл бұрын
My main takeaway from this video is that sending a private chat to toycat is a waste of time
@ibx2cat4 жыл бұрын
haha, I wanted to turn them off but reddit gives you no such option sadly
@koifish42764 жыл бұрын
i’ve seen so many density maps that i looked the one for my country up and i now know that i live in the least populated area of my country
@jankopransky25514 жыл бұрын
I am czech, a long time subscriber, and this chanell is like a Fun with Flags comming to life, just better!
@DollarStoreDrum7 ай бұрын
10:31 Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Mexico
@comment93824 жыл бұрын
The UK would be a really good addition to Iceland
@DRAKE-mi9rc4 жыл бұрын
the second half of this video is good and off the rails. good ol rambling toycat. great content genuinly
@sethf22583 жыл бұрын
14:50 England is good for domination victory, royal navy dockyards plus the venetian arsenal and you can have a crazy navy
@ohioanempire3 жыл бұрын
Napoleon tried to colonize Europe but you wouldn't allow it.
@luxuryvagrant64963 жыл бұрын
17:20 "Cultural victory win, I think you'll find" ... My grin spreads from ear to ear.
@CobaltChono4 жыл бұрын
13:22 Ever wanted to hear Toycat wheeze?
@ajlorbacher3 жыл бұрын
10:53 New Mexico, Kansas, Nebraska, North and South Dakota, Pennsylvania and Delaware are missing
@GeoffreyReemer3 жыл бұрын
So someone actually went through all the trouble of naming countries relative to Sudan and they did NOT rename the Arabic countries to "Middle East Sudan"? 🙂
@binancehighlights40384 жыл бұрын
14:18 Why did we not colonized ourselfs? 15+ century Russia: actually I did
@albertlyngpetersen87024 жыл бұрын
0:51 when you realize that belarus got the Namibia strip😂
@xprmx17574 жыл бұрын
In the contiguous 41 you forgot about New Mexico (only noticed because the 4 corners and Oklahoma is not a part of that) also north and South Dakota
@walker_andrej4 жыл бұрын
Never had notification right when the video was released.
@JunaidAxmed4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@navareeves89764 жыл бұрын
yeah it always takes like 25 minutes for me.
@ElliotM20074 жыл бұрын
0:33 alright that's something to be noted for the toycat youtube poop
@TRRailfan4 жыл бұрын
10:40 I live in America and it took me a good 10 minutes to find them
@TRRailfan4 жыл бұрын
@Adolf Hitler hitler you literally used them in world war 2 stop lying
@АртурЧугай4 жыл бұрын
12:41 Lol I know live in Pine County, Minnesota. Never heard of it.
@aidanhardy87474 жыл бұрын
5:25 come out ye black and tans intensifies
@y33t234 жыл бұрын
1:06 I love how there is just a random panhandle 😂
@easytiger65704 жыл бұрын
Germans thought the same when negotiating border with Portugal
@y33t234 жыл бұрын
@@easytiger6570 When did Germany negotiate a border with Portugal and which territory? Only German panhandle I know of is the one in Namibia, which they bought from Britain.
@KitKitsuneVixen4 жыл бұрын
Yay another mappporncirclejerk video! I first found the sub through your channel lol
@ndrgaming73444 жыл бұрын
12:37 I am currently in either northern Ukraine or southern Belarus
@willmatheson4 жыл бұрын
Going along the 49th parallel isn't the shortest distance because the only parallel that is also the shortest distance between two points on the globe is the Equator. Everything else, you should curve (as seen on a flat Mercator-style map), to the north in the northern hemisphere or to the south in the southern hemisphere.
@moresnqp3 жыл бұрын
22:35 WHOA PEOPLE LIVE WHERE PEOPLE LIVE!!!!!
@AverytheCubanAmerican4 жыл бұрын
“A state between Virginia, Maryland, and NY” Pennsylvania: Am I a joke to you?
@poedameron80574 жыл бұрын
Toycat: yes
@joeyready33 жыл бұрын
7:30 If it wasn't for every county in the world you would be able to sail from South Africa to South Africa
@BiruBane2984 жыл бұрын
4:22 France sold Louisiana to the United States for three reasons: 1. France was in crippling debt from wars like the Seven Years War, The American Revolution, and the French Revolution. 2. They didn't have enough money anyway to administer the colony. 3. Napoleon sold the territory to the United States to fund his War Efforts. Russia sold Alaska to the United States for similar reasons: 1. They didn't have enough money to administer the colony (Like what happened to colonies like the one in Hawaii that I forgot the name of and Fort Ross in California) 2. They feared that that colony would just get taken over by the United Kingdom, one of their main rivals (This is before the triple entente) Countries nowadays wouldn't sell land to countries because they obviously would want to retain the land that they owned, as the United Kingdom for example wouldn't just sell Northern Ireland. And many times discussions about buying land could be complicated because the countries would take a while to negotiate a price or maybe even not be able to settle on a price at all. The country could even get so fed up with the situation by demanding land by sending an ultimatum to the country they initially wanted to buy the land from, which would just lead to more tension and possibly war between the countries. Hopefully, this clears some confusion as to why the countries sold that land at the time even though it is so valuable now.
@jandolezal93413 жыл бұрын
I'm Czech and the reason why I'm here is basically due to KZbin recommendations. Until now I didn't even know that you have some video about Czechia. PS. Actually we have slightly more than 10 million citizens :D
@PurPurDot3 жыл бұрын
So the US state I live in has almost 4 times more people than Check Check Czechia isn’t that interesting…
@jandolezal93413 жыл бұрын
@@PurPurDot I don't know how it relates to my previous comment but yeah, it's really surprising that the most populous US state has more people than some european counties
@PurPurDot3 жыл бұрын
@@jandolezal9341 and every state (besides Hawaii because it’s an island) has at least one straight line as part of their border, something Europeans love…
@gatyandsawagainwowie4 жыл бұрын
Hi im early and Belarus has a panhandle so thicc and long like a glizzy
@no1fanofthepals4 жыл бұрын
why
@andknuckles1014 жыл бұрын
But why not?
@sadmhusn4 жыл бұрын
why god. why
@gatyandsawagainwowie4 жыл бұрын
Hey that rhymed
@kousvetkousvet41584 жыл бұрын
Reference to Namibia
@epickid324 жыл бұрын
This is the channel I never knew I needed
@Manuel-gk3rv4 жыл бұрын
6:36 Belgium???
@dylreesYT4 жыл бұрын
After you noticed Nebraska (47), I did noticed New Mexico (46) first but needed help finding Pennsylvania (45), Delaware (44), Kansas (43) with North (42) and South Dakota (41) missing too.
@dylreesYT4 жыл бұрын
Oh okay I paused the video to look for them but you did find out what they were in the video lol
@djetoasmr61884 жыл бұрын
,,Why can't we just buy more land?" British Guy
@thatlinuxthug4 жыл бұрын
Bro what version or Reddit are you using? It looks like you got stuck in HTML.
@295g2953 жыл бұрын
21:00 - Marco Polo brought spaghetti from China to Roman/Italy ? 21:11 - Europe was de-forested to build ships to trade and colonize the world?
@joshuabruce95994 жыл бұрын
ibx2Cat: "Why don't we just buy Ireland?" In the distance a faint sound of marching accompanied by 'Come out ye Black and tans' is heard. ibx2Cat, my friend, I fear you have made a grave mistake.
@henryofwinchesterkingofeng53773 жыл бұрын
6:35 isnt that germany and not belgium?
@petersmythe64624 жыл бұрын
Re: islands. Well it would make a few things easier. 1. Every country can trade relatively easily except maybe Switzerland, which is just stuck gawking at the budget for how expensive building a port city into the side of a mountain is, and probably Nepal, which is more worried about how to even get down the several kilometer tall sheer cliff face surrounding them on every side. 2. Most non-island countries get an increase in habitable land. Especially Saharan Africa which probably loses most of it's harsh desert in favor of mild deserts, grasslands, or tropical savannahs. Libya for example probably grows it's carrying capacity immensely. 3. Invasion by land is harder but naval empires rule all. Protecting that length of coastline against amphibious operations would be exceedingly difficult.
@NoahBall083 жыл бұрын
18:19 If you CZECH out
@bodilsoldeberg54124 жыл бұрын
Canada & the U.S just two straight bros hanging out... until you reach the great lakes area.... it's when the girlfriends are out ;)
@pablonh4 жыл бұрын
9:46 Where's Denmark?
@pablonh4 жыл бұрын
@Zachary Kowalewsky No kiddng.
@arah89984 жыл бұрын
6:36 hhmmmm belgium
@Roonasaur4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for talking slower. :) My brain is grateful.
@Dantheman153534 жыл бұрын
What's ibx2cat's main channel?
@mclovinmcmuffin38924 жыл бұрын
That western australia border line isn't perfectly straight it has a small kink at the tri point border and it mildly infuriates me
@darkmage354 жыл бұрын
The border of Western Australia is not actually completely straight. If you zoom right in to the junction between WA, NT, and SA, you'll find a tiny little dogleg with a carpark and a commemorative plaque in the absolute middle of nowhere. One of several little non-obvious oddities about the internal borders of Australia.
@jordanbenjamin76654 жыл бұрын
Unlovable monsters. Lol. I died.
@haseabolt4 жыл бұрын
10:50 I stared at this for like 5-10 minuets trying to find the 9 missing states, I found 8 before I had to google a map, the only one I was missing was Nebraska, I live in the U.S. so I'd say thats not too bad Edit: "I feel like Nebraska is not there" the only one I missed, you found 10:57
@johne71234 жыл бұрын
Randomly recommended this video, good job m8
@joeyready33 жыл бұрын
9:50 why
@twocan88673 жыл бұрын
The USA if it was colonised by Europe got me
@Andre-kb2vj4 жыл бұрын
Toycat being upset about Guatemala not being considered as part of North America while i'm here crying Denmark out loud
@JacksSpiralShape4 жыл бұрын
I used to watch your minecraft videos as a kid and I’m happy I found you again
@295g2953 жыл бұрын
18:35 - I will rename Nebraska to South South Dakota, and Minnesota will be East Dakota, Wisconsin is East-East Dakota. ..