Gilbert reads FAMOUS QUOTES... with visuals! Norm Macdonald Live

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

RIP Gilbert, thanks for the laughs. Here's a playlist with some Gilbert clips: kzbin.info/aero/PLzOg1dfEXr6JmdDCIOhXHOOjYqLWVuurV

[@AnnaBananaRepublic]

I was listening to this full episode the day he died.

[@R.Lennartz]

As a deeply closeted gay man, I only have one thing to say: Hey Barbara Bush, quit stealing my moves!

[@erniebuchinski3614]

Don't you just hate when that happens? 🤣

[@baddog6003]

Wait you're gay?

[@R.Lennartz]

@@baddog6003 I'm not gay! I'm straight as an arrow!

[@blightedgrounds]

​@R.Lennartz the only way you can make it even is by stealing one of her moves, too

[@_munkykok_]

420 likes

[@nathanjones5457]

Always got the impression that Norm had the most fun with Gilbert.

[@MaximTendu]

a real meeting of the minds. insane minds, but still.

[@joecorr1853]

They both did.

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

Andy Dick a close 2nd?

[@chej9]

It's like a thick juicy load of consciousness

[@Buckets50]

Every good comedian had the most fun with Gilbert. Nobody laughs at more jokes at their own expense than Gilbert

[@DiggitySlice]

Norm's "Oh, that was Barbara Bush" really sells this.

[@trapezeoidthreelobed7683]

Oh, I’m so surprised...that was Barbera Bush? says norm 😂

[@JoshJoshJoshJoshJoshJoshua]

That was the brilliance of Norm, this already funny bit wouldn’t have been half as funny without him acting surprised at the reveal

[@ac4185]

What? These are true?

[@bigchief70]

God I love Gilbert's hearty laugh when he's around Norm lmao

[@callumbrady88]

You wouldn't hear this from any 1930s comic

[@CNYKnifeNerd]

Absolutely incorrect! Everyone likes to think their grandparents didn't know about sex. They did. They. Did.

[@erniebuchinski3614]

Even if his wife is a battle axe? 🤣

[@civotamuaz5781]

​@@CNYKnifeNerd bruh pfc they did but times were hell of a lot stricter not even that long ago.

[@MerlynMusicman]

People were generally more discreet but just as filthy.

[@subhrajyotidas]

That's modern medicine for ya.

[@GarethKitchenerMusic]

The way he drops "some say he was a war criminal" destroys me every time!

[@buzznfrog6702]

😂

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

I love how on the second one he just immediately exhales his entire lung capacity forcefully. Just no control of that laugh lol

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Lmao

[@Henry-kz4gn]

She sounds like a wonderful woman.

[@michaelb4538]

It's a man.

[@dinglepringle1380]

I love that literally the whole time, Norm is looking around with a look on his face that says “look, it’s working! Gilbert’s doing it!”

[@HolkHugan]

First time I heard this segment on the podcast, my mom came rushing into my room thinking I was going crazy, laughing like a madman. You'll never guess why I couldn't tell her the cause of my laughter.

[@STOCKHOLM07]

I suddenly have a strange desire to write an entire book with nothing but terribly graphic sexual advice attributed to Barbara Bush.

[@thl205]

I busted a gut laughing at the first reveal. Norm out-dirtied Gilbert.

[@vandalfan5816]

Goddamn I love these two. Gilbert's joy of humor is so infectious.

[@KBoB369]

Good thing we got some great advice from Henry Kissinger before he died. 1:00

[@phillipmorgan4260]

All these quotes are just what I needed to get my life on track.

[@EricTheCleric93]

I laughed so hard I almost threw up. I hope I rediscover this in a year and it happens again.

[@thetidewaitsforme]

times up

[@benmarshall5132]

rip mr kissinger you will be remembered only for this Famous Quote

[@thatcanadian6698]

No matter how many times I watch this I still find myself getting a sore abdomen and crying from laughing so hard.

[@joecorr1853]

Cannot believe this. Norm, Saget and now Gilbert. The curse of the Norm Show. RIP

[@JMEAUS22]

....and who's next? You guessed it Frank Stallone

[@erniebuchinski3614]

@@JMEAUS22 Or so the Germans would have us believe . . .

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

original edit didn't include the Lincoln graphic but I got my senses together and re-edited. that's Abe's real signature ya know. and words. anyways thanks for watching and commenting!

[@misterracer6201]

Great job with this one man, I was in tears laughing along with them.

[@T25de]

Oh now giltbert don’t say that

[@MorellioBenoir]

I can't even see anymore, these men are legends.

[@johnnnyboyz100]

Was about to say that I can't believe everyone in this video is dead, but then Adam Egret had to be in it and ruin it.

[@erniebuchinski3614]

I complained to him under the Queensborough Bridge about that just the other day. Fuggin' guy can't do anything right! 🤣

[@maureentrant5588]

ADAM EGET…. Poor guy, nobody ever got his name right 🤣…he might as well be dead 🤪

[@clark9992]

I just wanted to add that former Chancellor of West Germany, Helmut Schmidt, has also passed away, at the age of 96. The Curse of the Former Chancellors!

[@blightedgrounds]

I heard he licks other men's buttholes to avoid throat cancer 😂

[@sinistrality]

⁠@@clark9992Henry Kissinger died last night at the age of 100. The curse of the war criminals!

[@rollastoney]

1:03 I love how Norm is just looking around with his smile knowing what’s in those cards and Gil exploding with laughter. It’s GOLD!😂😂

[@stevekombolis3197]

I feel like these two are on the same wavelength which is scary. I re-watch parts of this episode repeatedly (although somehow i didn't see this part before) and it's funny to me how much Gilbert loves three kinds of jokes

[@uraldamasis6887]

Is there anything in the world more wholesome and innocent than Gilbert Gottfried's laughter?

[@something6530]

Probably my baby goat before I fucked it

[@matttherrien9608]

Frank Stallone?

[@matthewstephens6848]

I just needed the footage of Gilbert. Nothing could be better than that.

[@mrjed]

Sounds like Barbara Bush has been getting some pointers from the guys at the Queensboro Bridge. Nice folks.

[@chubbrubb72]

Perhaps the greatest of the original Norm Macdonald podcast.

Oh yes it is!

[@nickthomas5016]

I think I’ve found my level of humour.

[@lanceanthony198]

I love Gilbert so much. Anyone else grow up with CyberChase?

[@scottsmith8162]

Incredible. Laughed out loud at this one. Thanks for the uploads!

[@lomissss]

big trio gonna be missed. Gilbert Norm and Bob. clearly we are in the darkest timeline

[@SteRDLK]

Super Ted, Reiner and Willard too

[@madforit2]

Well Bob won't be.

[@allsmightykill]

Cool cool cool.

[@sinistrality]

@@madforit2he won’t? Why not?

[@illPhil185]

2:50. Norms fake reservation over dirty stuff is hilarious 🤣

[@slazerlombardi]

Goddamn Gilbert, your gonna get in trouble in Jewish heaven now... Or as they call it, hell. Rest in peace, legends.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

lmao, read that in Norm's voice

[@hearmas]

I laughed so hard at the first one I couldn't breathe

[@igorszamaszow171]

Thanks! I should probably try to add these to wikiquote pages, with a reference to your video as a source.

[@nefariousnilbog]

I could laugh with Gilbert all day, man that was so funny I could hardly breathe.

[@Tessou]

I was in the room when Kissinger performed a live reading of that quote. He even had a little doll on stage with him to demonstrate what he was talking about, called it "Little Kiss". Kiss is wood, his guy.

[@Armistead_MacSkye]

God bless Gilbert and Norm, wherever they are.

[@rollastoney]

Hanging out with all the greats the passed. Can you imagine the noise coming from that room, the laughter😂

[@sayno2lolzisback]

This is the hardest I've laughed in ages. Goddamn it, I almost forgot about Barbara Bushs infamous State of the Union address

[@emilja.4205]

Thank You for adding visual clips to this classic bit 🍻 This needs more views 💯

[@sudarshanpoudel64]

Sad to see him go but he'll not be forgotten.

[@runzoni]

Party in peace Barbara Gilbert Abe Kissenger and Norm You are loved! 🍀🍀🍀 You also have free passage to the FiG Tree. Tell my grandparents I say Hiyah! 💚💚💚

[@brookswoodward7278]

I played the podcast while I was laying to sleep. Half way out I heard the first "quote" and woke laughing my a$$ off.

[@joecorr1853]

"I knew that cause I saw the movie" 🤣😂

[@benjack8477]

Whenever I feel depressed I come here

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

❤️❤️

[@scottianson5133]

All the stars are here!

[@Muggins92]

RIP Gilbert. Legend.

[@TheBehm08]

Gilbert: “I remember she said that, at the state of the union address” 😂😂😂

[@davidroddick91]

Man, I miss these guys!

[@edman1357]

Now, Gilbert. You’re gonna get in trouble again.

[@robertb4432]

This is the funniest video I have watched in a long time!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@claytonthompson6595]

RIP Gilbert

[@claytonthompson6595]

The more I learn about this Gilbert guy the more I LOVE him…

[@brucewayne4936]

Why are you laughing? Your making a mockery out of these famous people.

[@adamroskow5794]

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

[@Back4Fungame]

we will never have a joker rendition by gilbert, fuck

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS??

[@matthale8090]

Bye Gilbert 😞

[@dactorjones2430]

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@matsgranqvist9928]

You magnificent bastards.

[@erniebuchinski3614]

Or so TV Filthy Frank would have us believe. 🤣

[@dactorjones2430]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen maybe

[@nvirgilio26]

I need this entire episode

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

www.dailymotion.com/video/x6gpp6u

[@MrConstantMalachi]

@@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 Thanks man

[@johnmurdoch8534]

His instant agreement with adam egets holocaist denial was great too.

[@pariskwstntidis3544]

Norm:Let's give another one to Gilbert Gilbert: ok 😁

[@1godonlyone119]

Not to be a "wet blanket" or anything, but I have my doubts as to whether Abraham Lincoln actually said that.

[@erniebuchinski3614]

Come on now, don't be such a turd in the punchbowl . . . 🤣

[@cocopus]

He did I was there

[@samueltarasewicz2514]

Gilbert had me in STITCHES

[@-Hesco]

i’m literally laughing out loud

[@yeags1383]

Will never not be funny.

[@donpcmartin]

The best visual aid is Iago from Aladdin reading this

[@raywilson2047]

lmao just realized they both played dirty birds in cartoons

[@magnuspetersen2989]

Say want you want about him, but old Henry knew what he was talking about.

[@_loci1_avoidkv28]

"...some people say he was a war criminal" XDDDD

[@SpivWiggins]

"Makes more sense with a German accent" Or so the Germans would have us believe...

[@erniebuchinski3614]

As a German-American, I resemble that remark! 🤣

[@nunyanunya4147]

this Parrot/Duck risked it all to save a younger Kathren Zeta-Jones by eating her asshole... but the burden was too much for one weird voiced man so Norm had to eat her asshole and share some ov the pain. because ov these two brave unselfish comedic heroes we still have bipolar Zeta/Jones with us to day. i salute you gentleman! i know you are sacraficers but did you two have to eat soo much?

[@Rick-Sanchez-C-137]

Hey that last one was real cause Gil saw the movie. 🤣

[@erniebuchinski3614]

Damn, this is a side of old Babs that I didn't know about. What a little minx. 🤣 RIP, Gilbert - and of course Norm as well. I don't believe in an afterlife myself, but I nonetheless sincerely hope that you two are at it again somewhere out there, having a great time taking the piss out of someone.

[@maureentrant5588]

OMG… I just laughed so hard at Gilbert reading those “jokes”, I peed myself 🤯… Was I wrong to laugh so hard🤭🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

❤️❤️❤️

[@dankestranch8738]

The name of this channel is pretty eerie..given Gilbert has a disease we didnt know about

[@BathtubBass]

Good lord.

[@yeags1383]

I mean what is going on!? Now Gilbert passes in his 60's?! Our legends are dying way to early!

[@ruot286]

Rip

[@mrjasonwhite73]

Comedy gold.

[@WVF112469]

I mistakenly sent this to my Aunt and she invited me over

[@deanstevenson6527]

BushKissLincoln-octomy with Gottlieb going gorilla balls with Normalized Adamic acclaim. Alotta-take in there....

[@swordude40]

I'll say!

[@HonduDan]

Fucking shit guys, RIP Gilbert.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

do you drive a Honda, Dan? or are you Hindu?

[@waylinvanhalen]

Omg this is weeeez material looooooool

[@fenwayify]

That Babs, she really knew how to work a man's goo bazooka.....

[@jussi3218]

RIP Kissinger, monster as he might have been, he clearly had a human side too.

[@glumOr]

Soros is just as bad.

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Oh The Joy 😂*

[@U2BEMatchmaker]

Haha. - I'm Ed Baker, Portland, Oregon.

[@mjm5081]

😂 ❤

[@GgGggg-k3v]

Is this on dvd ?

[@Wafaloo]

Where were the visuals during the first quote?

[@benfrombelow]

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

[@CyberDragonSword]

LoL 😂🤣💀

[@robertarnold7187]

LOL classic.

[@hioshimtsu]

Almost believable 😂

[@AclypseOfReason]

Ironically Norm never actually owned a dog house which kinda makes him not that deeply closeted…

[@ArcataTaper]

good video, but some of that footage was clearly the Quaker Oatmeal Man and NOT Barbara Bush....the video editor obviously needs to spend a little more time getting things accurate instead of just rushing to finish up quickly

[@brp5497]

What does pre code mean? Bet you don't know.

[@lightsideendings5815]

I guess I missed that part of the movie. I turned it off after the first half hour.