"Idiot Abroad" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Cinco)

[@Ray888z]

My favorite comedian. He's the best. So funny and without relying on dirty jokes and profanity. So refreshing and original.

[@amehka5416]

Rubbish!!!

[@reggieoverton4437]

I LOVE JIM...HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SILLY...👍👍👍👊👊👊👏👏👏👏🤗🤗🤗😜😜😜😝😝😝😂😂😂😅😅😅😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗

[@eb_tigers0775]

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[@joyparrilla5939]

Rabbit

[@joyparrilla5939]

🤑

[@russBwright]

*”CaN i BrInG SouP oN tHe PLaaaNEE?”* Gets me every time 😂

[@ichhasseamerika]

"Björn Borg Björn Borg!?" I was in stitches.

[@druidus]

Bear fortress, bear fortress.

[@eponymous_graphics]

here here !

[@annikamyren3026]

@Nelson Robert Willis There were 2 Björn and 1 Anne-frid and 1 Agneta..

[@cherylhurst7093]

That was hysterical.

[@MeyerKole]

We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.. I’m Dutch and I love Jim..

[@LtColShingSides]

My favorite thing about his standup is he comes with his own heckler.

[@503945158]

I love you doggie

[@odtuhan]

Lol yes!

[@eponymous_graphics]

Yeah, it's funny when he critiques himself and grades poorly. Thumbs up #227

[@LtColShingSides]

@Lucien Cameron thanks lol her name is Lola. She's my 7 year old red nose Pitbul

[@lulufavs4519]

Love that other voice! Funny!

[@B.D.B.Outdoors304]

One of my favorite comedians. Hes capable of cracking you up without being too crude. Classy dude.

[@edwinrodeo]

Jim touches many emotions… he’s a American comedian with a clean heart ❤️. Thanks again

[@RumbleFish69]

Jim Gaffigan is like rice cakes.... You start out thinking, what the hell am I eating? But, before you know it, the bag is empty and you've gone through two shows!!

[@jaimebarba619]

Nope

[@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat]

I’m Dutch and I love Jim.

[@l.french5557]

Do we have to split your comment ? 😉

[@JeffWhite-cl2be]

If you're dutch then you ain't much

[@auberjean6873]

"I speak English--the language Jesus spoke" 🤣I did a spit take with my morning coffee! My dog loved it!🤣

[@donnacravillion4165]

😅😂

[@Strawbelliefields]

As a swiss-american, living in Amsterdam, this bit went straight to my heart. Thank for the daily posting during the pandemic!! ❤️

[@MrOvlov02]

canadians dont like americans

[@dsoutherland1747]

When I’m down I’ll watch Gaffigan. Even if I’ve seen a particular performance a thousand times, it’s always hilarious and brings me out of the doldrums. He’s a genius. 😄

[@thedebatehitman]

I don’t know how you come up with so much quality material. I love your work, Jim!

[@jimgaffigan]

Thank you very much!

[@ErnestoBoots]

@@jimgaffigan ALL of your material is good, one of the few comedians that's always funny!

[@Ruylopez778]

It's stolen from the Dutch, that's why he has such an anti-Dutch act

[@dianemoonstone4715]

@@Ruylopez778 : 😄😄😄

[@aleynamutlu4206]

@@Ruylopez778 huh ?

[@id104335409]

When he made the robot sounds to avoid being caught as an American.... that one got me good.

[@jeffcampbell668]

LOL! I chuckled for 5 minutes after that one too, and I'm canadian. Still am very happy that the U.S. is my neighbor. Peace.

[@Custerd1]

I do the same thing. I speak enough Russian that I can alienate anyone.

[@injunsun]

That wasn't robot, it was a spoof on the South African languages that have hard to pronounce clicks in them, such as the San. Those are like trying to say a "k" sound, but in the back of your throat, while breathing in.

[@REM1956]

@@injunsun Your post is WAY over most folks head. Just what I was thinking. IMO made even funnier, as Jim is so pale skinned.

[@niclofton9912]

“It’s not that we’re dumb we’re just not that interested.” 😂

[@NicoleDeandrea]

For real 😂😂😂

[@mookyyzed2216]

We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.

[@Tylerjms7]

"Too soon, it was only 2 thousand years ago." Hahaha

[@suebrown3465]

Mothers Day morning with a coffee and Jim...best way to start the day... in Canada! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️

[@christicrenshaw2772]

Totally agree. Happy Mothers day.

[@canadianperspective3731]

Stay safe and well neighbour 🇨🇦

[@t.johnson2966]

Happy Mothers Day! Cheers from Vancouver Island. Take care!

[@kjo9982]

Same! In Canada too :)

[@ericag5346]

@Tyrone Notwatson I can assure you her life doesn't suck as much as yours...

[@Tis-I]

"Do you speak English?" "*click* *click*" I lost it

[@inekekalberg1427]

I’m dutch and i’m full of emotions😉,especially when i watch your shows!!!🙋🏼‍♀️😂🤪🤭😁😏🙃

[@nancygarrison6540]

I find you hysterically funny every single time I listen to you. You’re so perceptive into the heart of people everywhere

[@TheSickNeeds]

The funniest part was where he said "The Canadians like us". I almost choked on my maple syrup cus I was laughing so hard.

[@98triffid]

You may not love us personally but what is your alternative? You are a free country but don't imagine your 3 patrol boats and 5 ice breaker ships are any deterrent at all. What is a deterrent is history. France helped free us. Not everyone remembers that but some do.

[@mariacheebandidos7183]

@Memes how about when foreigners watch American comedy shows, movies, stand up... (all laced with sarcasm, irony...) and then go to the comments to say it'd be nice if Americans understand irony.

[@98triffid]

@Des Prenty my key point was one sentence long and I led with it. I read most of what you had to say but I may have nodded off after page 2.

[@jsghetler]

@@98triffid lol trust me, Canada is fine without you guys. Because other countries don’t wanna bomb us.

[@yoda5280]

Doctor Smith Youre absolute cringe.

[@marinagallant1847]

I'm Dutch, and I love Jim

[@dennisfordii9737]

I appreciate how you can do jokes about anything/ anyone with tact .

[@jayduke8554]

This man is a life saver

[@Mattropolis97]

Take a shot every time he heckles himself!!! 🥂

[@jezebulls]

Jim hits it out of the park on every special he does. And he reads comments too!!!

[@justus4men]

I laughed so hard and now I’m hungry for garlic bread.

[@ExploringCabinsandMines]

funniest guy ever !! "Hot pockets " is forever etched in my mind !

[@stikcler]

And "Pale Force".

[@thenatureboybh9148]

Caliente pockets

[@jacksons1010]

Bacon-filled Hot Pockets.

[@nicolekirkland86]

I've never been able to NOT say it like that after hearing him say "hot pocket " . It just comes naturally to say it like that now🤣🤣🤣

[@robinkrieger8003]

Oh yes !

[@c7adventures376]

Have to see you live when all this is over. I love your style and jokes. Thanks for the vid.

[@destroyerj]

I love Jim's stand-up. He was a hoot on That 70's Show.

[@JKNat9004]

Yes, he was.

[@evelynmontez3565]

Omg. I was in a bad mood. Thank you Jim 😄 🤣 😂

[@stephanieharries7746]

I like how he can make humor out of almost anything his range is incredible and he's clean I mean he just kind of makes the other comedians look well let's just say he's really talented I'll leave it at that

[@alexconnor7733]

It's not that we're dumb... Just not that interested!! 😂😂😂

[@canadianperspective3731]

Alex Connor And then you go abroad. And leave everyone with the distinct impression you are “under educated.”

[@alexconnor7733]

@@canadianperspective3731 I've been "abroad" and learned Canadians are pompous and it's easy to be that way with America protecting you. I was also quoting Jim Gaffigan. I thought it was pretty funny and still do

[@brianborell4469]

@John Bigbooty Uh, no. Canadians are way more literate than the average American, look it up. FWIW I'm an American. 🙄

[@alandgomez5905]

Yeah, I think overall we're pretty dumb lol. Nothing like the current admin. to showcase this.

[@shirleypena4133]

@@brianborell4469 No they are not. There is nothing to look up. Go there, talk to the people of Canada, and you will see that they are no more literate than Americans...unless those Americans just arrived from Mexico.

[@starrfishhill]

This guy is hilarious makes my soul feel good

[@susanyanish1117]

Laughter is the best medicine! Go, Dr. Jim! Thank you for the healing!!

[@jadecovehealing]

I just want to give a shout out to France! I don't speak French, except a few food words and phrases I remembered from high school French class too long ago to mention. But everywhere we went, this was in 2016, my friend and I were met with support and kindness. I expected rude waiters (the stereotype) and instead it felt like we were treated like long-lost friends. This happened in Paris and in the countryside and we are two middle-aged women, so this wasn't about that. We even had people helping us with our ridiculous oversized suitcases up the subway stairs! Will never pack that much again, not will I ever take the subway from the airport to Paris again. But that's what happens when you are new to international travel or much travel at all for that matter. At one point, one suitcase got stuck in the ticket counters that was dedicated just for this. A woman flew up on the counter and pushed the suitcase free with us pulling as well. Then she jumped down and kept going without any sticking around to be thanked. She felt like a superhero to me. Oh my friend was sick and getting worse on this day, so we needed all the help we could get. And finally, we also had German tourists help us in a village where no one spoke English. Cliff notes: Learn some French, pack light, and dress nicely.

[@chipdillard9738]

I need some laughter right now. Jim always provides the chuckles. And no profanity 👍

[@alaingarcia7493]

Best comedian in the universe.

You could consult other planets to make that statement.

[@jenniferlawrence9652]

You make my day...thank you for always making me laugh

[@fazergazer]

Brilliant. Clean. Sharp. He’s like what the Sun would be if it went human. Keep it coming!

[@coucoubrandy1079]

For an American to talk like that. Brilliant !

[@ohiohiker4301]

OMG! Had me laughing out loud! I don't fly much, so when a friend took me to the Orlando airport, to fly back home (drove to FL the week before), I was a little nervous waiting in the line to go thru the security check, and did ask the person behind me a question. After getting thru security, I felt "o.k., now just find my gate, no problem", but when I went down the corridor that takes you to the train, with the rest of the crowd, I got nervous, thinking, "Shoot, he didn't tell me I'd be taking a train, I hope this is right". (My hometown airport is not nearly as big as Orlando's). Got on the train, looked out the window, and said out loud "OMG, is this train headed for the parking lot?" The guy next to me explained that we were headed to the terminal, and as it turned out, we were headed in the same direction. He kind of took me under his wing. I felt sooo embarrassed, not to mention stupid! I felt not only like I came from some other planet, but also like a child from another planet! If Jim Gaffigan was there, he would have had me dying of laughter!

[@priscilaassis5704]

Ohio Hiker to be fair it’s a really big airport!! Also, no two are alike. I felt incredibly lost in Atlanta and LAX because the airports are as big as some cities I’ve been to!

[@linshanhsiang]

@@priscilaassis5704 Or SeaTac (Seattle Tacoma)!

[@inappropriatetraveler8330]

You, sir, are the ultimate Inappropriate Traveler! Thanks for being so hilarious. Cheers!

[@kristinaszenchill845]

‘ do I have heroin on me? I may have accidentally packed some’ hilarious 😂

[@markschram2703]

Jim's a Genius Comedian, top 5 Imo, if not the best...

[@kinsmed]

Jim, this is the funniest set of yours I've ever seen. I'll expect more now...

[@rebeccabamford5505]

He would be hysterical to live with! Love his humor.

[@johnwgibson24]

Best comedian. One of my all time favorite

[@playhooky]

Loved it Jim & Jeannie! And Happy Mother's Day to Jeannie - we can tell you're an awesome mom!

[@jimgaffigan]

Thank you so much!

[@drshrimppuertorico8894]

I want an entire set done with his disgruntled audience member voice

[@mlsaulnier]

sometimes its close lol

[@jennymcmillin5668]

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico Inspired! 🤣🤣😂👍

[@eponymous_graphics]

cell phone ring dial ! thumbs up #231 EDIT with the movie line from silence of the lambs, "it's puts the lotions in the *effen* basket!" tagged for momz.

[@relaxed_str8891]

I don’t know if I could handle it😂

[@reggieoverton4437]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@atgb143]

Happy Mother's Day, Ms Jeannie 💐 Happy Birthday, Katie 🌹🎂🍦🎁🎉 Happy Sunday, Gaffigans ❤

[@debsg66]

Just as funny as the first time...now where's my wooden shoe..

[@ashleyworden1887]

Jim is my favorite comedian!

[@bobevans6590]

Makes my face hurt on how funny you are! Keep it up

[@Shawn0569]

That was the best impersonation of jesus I've ever seen Spot on

[@susanjackson5593]

You're the best Jim, I can ALWAYS rely on you for a laugh any time of the day. I really appreciate your take on humor and you get it right all the time. Keep doing what your doing, expect not so many diarrhea jokes at live shows :)

[@ahmedalbunduqee3518]

I'm not ready for this kind of commitment lol

[@donszabo7558]

Gaffigan is fun. He's not trying to delve into politics or world view. Man you get a break from all that and just have fun...

[@hoosierpitcrew9011]

Hahah. Maybe you just wasn't listening. He did. You just don't think you've heard it is all. If you don't know what brings us down as humans, how can you recognize it in speech you hear. smh

[@JWPshenigans]

Until now

[@matsfreedom]

Lately, he's turned off half of his audience.

[@Aethelia]

I don't think half of his audience was made up of fascists, he'll be fine.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

@@hoosierpitcrew9011 ... you weren't* listening ...

[@abbye8482]

I so enjoy listening to Jim. He is so naturally funny. He's Swedish decent like me, and I'm "beyond pale" too!

[@jumpinjojo]

He’s *of Swedish decent.

[@nunofyrbusiness8576]

*descent

[@cynthiacronin2794]

His other people voices are hilarious!!

[@scottthesportsguy]

I'm so looking forward to seeing Jim here in St. Louis in October, taking my mom, who loves him too :)

[@simplyimpish1055]

You made my Mother’s Day! Thanks Jim 🌸

[@imommtube]

Thank you very much Mr Gaffigan, I know you will never read this, but today, I needed to laugh so bad, thank you again, God bless you

[@Obiter3]

Cinco was one of his best stand ups, think I've watched it 3 times

[@LilPaypay24]

Yay!!! Saw this live and got a years worth of ab workouts just from laughing

[@majorblitz7219]

Best comedian out there.

[@lulufavs4519]

Love the heckler voice! Funny!

[@Smart-Alex]

Happy Mother's Day Jim! You always make my day.

[@Jayelle1963]

How did you *DO* that Jim? How on earth did you just make _pumpernickel_ the funniest word I've ever heard? Didn't just chuckle, giggle, or laugh out loud -- I cackled like a Disney cartoon witch! Bravo Maestro 👏

[@libell74]

Jesus spoke american. Wonderful!!

[@williammcaleese2709]

He was also the only white guy in the Middle East.

[@revan0890]

Can confirm!

[@williampeters5446]

Petter Libell He said I speak English the Language Jesus spoke! not speak American!

[@libell74]

@@williampeters5446 I know. I just thought it was funny Americans think Jesus was a white italian-looking man in a bible-movie.

[@kackerlakensalat]

Song from the Mutton Birds (NZ) : Queen s English "The Queen's English was Good enough for Jesus Christ And it's good enough for me"

[@benisaten]

Great job Jim. Big fan from 🇨🇦. Yup. ✌️

[@andrewhernandez1275]

Love your style JIM, thanks for the laughs

[@jimgaffigan]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@marianelasandicruz1910]

Ha ha ha! Jim, you just made my day! Getting a good laugh from your incredible comedy! You're the best!

[@pixilladesigns1]

I love this stand up. And there's actually a bit of theology in there referencing the nature of man, lol!

[@donnamcgovern7282]

I need to listen to you every day jim.great great great ! Keep up the good work!😘😘

[@lava1979]

You are amazing, funny, thank you for the laughter Peace

[@jcondron7789]

Ty for making me laugh. The robot noises!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@michellepost3098]

He is hilarious. His videos on a you tube got me through covid during all that time of quarantine. Very funny guy.

[@SupahFans]

Funny Stuff, Jim. Appreciate the Laughs throughout Quarantine

[@traceypalangio9615]

Love him, he’s brilliant and funny and sweet

[@CDuff86]

As a Canadian, I just want to let you know that there's a very important difference between "liking Americans and "tolerating" them. We're a polite people.

[@bnbcraft6666]

Except for French Canadians right

[@CDuff86]

@@bnbcraft6666 ah, you found the exception to the rule haha

[@bnbcraft6666]

@@CDuff86 Jim Gaffigan made a joke about that in his latest special, when french canadians say "I'm sorry" it's followed by "that you're so stupid"

[@CDuff86]

@b carb close enough for me. Howdy neighbour. I'll hop in the canoe and bring you some Timmies

[@moniquehuchet3646]

Americans are the loud ones

[@LadyVoldemort]

4:15 !...!...birb...birb...birb...birb...birb...birb... Biiiiirb... That was too damn cute, hahahahahaha...it never grow old to me.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@princessbuttercup8954]

Waking up to Jim on Mother's day while my children hang off me like little monkeys...Perfect!😉😁 Happy Mother's Day to all my other mommas out there!

[@ntandosekay]

I sincerely love you Mr Gaffigan and your family ❤

[@eponymous_graphics]

A: "Do you speak English ? " B: [glottal click] [glottal click] [raspberry soundx 3 > decrescendo] ... ingenius. I might have to use that one day ! Well done. I wonder if that was real Jim actually did that, i bet he did LOL. thumbs up. EDIT i'm saving this one to folder for party viewing ! DOUBLE EDIT (rare) I keep watching, so then ... his wife was a cab driver ! bah dum psht. great humor writing; among if not the best. END

[@malizee2264]

I love ur facial expressions! And ur Beyoncé formation moves hahaha

[@therealjonnyringo]

Keep up the great work Jimmy... Love it

[@TJ97979]

Duddddee you are sooo funny you actually know how to make religion funny you’re gifted brotha wow

[@jeffhighsmith1538]

DUDE! Love it when you mention Jesus, it's time...let Him out a bit more, you have good way of 'slipping Him in'

[@JakeBourne13]

Already subscribed and I love it!

[@svenNL]

This was genuinely funny

[@whoever_81]

Hilarious material and delivery. Gaffigan for President!

[@Fayidar]

Fine. I'll subscribe. You wore me down with your humor.

[@Fayidar]

Holy moly the actual Jim Gaffigan liked my comment! You read these? This is my best "met a celebrity" moment ever.

[@ds5256]

Love your stuff, Jim; am an American living in Asia for many years...and (sorry) I had never heard of you till I was introduced to you by an Indian friend this weekend...go figure! Full on subscriber now!

[@bethe192]

" Murder people." MY STOMACH HUUUURRRTS TOO MUCH LAUGHTEERRR😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😂😄😂😄

[@thesonofdormammu5475]

Bro I think you are my favorite comedian ever.

[@jostallworth3087]

This man is so funny. I so love him. 👍

[@austinfiala5230]

LMAO. Dude, Jim gaffigan is awesome!!!!!

[@hollyobrien4665]

Spot on, love all your shows, appreciate your comedy because its CLEAN!! TAKES BRILLIANCE to be funny staying clean. Jesus , religion. Not so much.. as u say Makes it uncomfortable. But.. we love you !!

[@globetrekker86]

“Boom! Pretzel bread. Boom! Garlic knots... Boom! Stuffed melon bun