If Aliens Abducted a Conspiracy Theorist

What if Aliens abducted a conspiracy theorist? What view of Earth would they get?
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[@FrankJames]

watch "If Aliens Abducted Your Mom" next --> infj.me/aliens

[@Samuel_Burgess_]

And the alien series returns ❤

[@Samuel_Burgess_]

Haha

[@StephanieJeanne]

Object permanence.😂

[@praiselucifer-369]

My favourite mbti channel

[@LeoChaseTheMythMaster]

Love it!

[@miriamw.]

I still can’t get over the fact the alien uses a handy dandy notebook to write everything down. 😂

[@FrankJames]

upgraded from legal pad to composition notebook this time

[@noobling]

Nice

[@mindydiaz9015]

Well what is he supposed to use to write down things? 😂

[@oisinlynch8427]

@@mindydiaz9015I always assumed they touch their brains when their told something and they store the information in there like a computer

[@LouBasques1423]

I'm pretty sure that's just called memory.

[@Elena.J]

"Galaxathor, write that down!" It's nice to hear this again! 😂💜

[@trinaq]

"The Simpsons predicted it." Haha, that's logic that I can get down with! 😂

[@DoublePack337]

Simpsons lgoic

[@JackyVSO]

Bots.

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

@@JackyVSO bots don’t misspell anything (at least I don’t think they do.)

[@thealterego3187]

@@DoofenSpyroDragon16they can

[@CheckmateSurvivor]

You don't sound mature enough to have an opinion.

[@gamernbihldorf5464]

I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist myself but I found this hilarious

[@manuelcardoso7595]

Same

[@SAS-yh4rq]

Sus

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

Which one?

[@aadamcader8764]

But hey.....

[@lordlammi1562]

Me too

[@SummerDream3r]

I like how advanced aliens use a pen and a notebook to remember information. 😂

[@FrankJames]

hahahaha true

[@AnitaClue]

Of course. Out in space the solar flares and lunar issues could easily disrupt digital storage solutions. Hard copy all the way. 😉

[@SummerDream3r]

@@AnitaClue Aliens use digital storage? 🙂

[@AnitaClue]

@@SummerDream3r they could have something more advanced, but that would ruin the joke. 😁

[@Thurgosh_OG]

@@AnitaClue It's not digital storage, there are no clouds in space y'all. 🤦‍♂🤡

[@JanineStoryteller]

I love the aliens! They always abduct the wrong human! 😂

[@Triforce1018]

Yeah, these guys suck!

[@Dude-xb3xh]

I mean the ambivert was cool. He just didn’t have the ability to keep a conversation for very long

[@Nurichiri]

The question is; who is the right human?

[@Triforce1018]

@@Nurichiri Andrew Tate

[@abiskywalker4399]

what happens when they abduct the right person…

[@liaartist3671]

The actual power of a theorist: creating an army of aliens to explore the mysteries of the universe

[@infidelheretic923]

"How much are they paying you...?" "Not nearly enough."

[@robmangeri777]

As an ENTP I respect this dude’s attempt to make sense of the world but I lament his gullibility. Mostly I’m happy for him that he finally got to meet some Aliens. Now he can float through space with confidence 😎👍🏼

[@TomTriyingtothink]

Is it ok if I ask what ENTP means in this case ?

[@robmangeri777]

@@TomTriyingtothink sure! Are you asking about Myers Briggs?

[@TomTriyingtothink]

I was asking about you as an ENTP @@robmangeri777

[@Dummy_1]

I like thinking that all of franks imaginary scenarios are just little stories he creates in his head about questions that just don’t let him sleep I like thinking that cause that what happens to me everyday

[@SugarandSarcasm]

I have Galaxathor write those down so they quieten enough for me to sleep

[@niluferismayilova7763]

My man did what he could to not accept round Earth right before his eyes😂 Definition of 'eyes see, but the heart is blind'. Thank you!🧡

[@SavageJonesIII6548]

As an INTJ, I believe all the conspiracy theories and then some.

[@StephanieJeanne]

Oh boy...lol

[@asdisskagen6487]

Well, it certainly doesn't help that some of them turn out to be true 😂

[@Reegish]

Don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to believe authority shouldn’t be blindly trusted. -INTP

[@resonance314]

I believe none of them and all of them at the same time. I am always right by the way. Regards, INTJ. Aliens are CIA Demons fyi.

[@Kuruno_Stasis]

@@Reegish Yeah, i don't believe you should trust that any person in a positions of power will have any interests in mind other than their own. That said some conspiracies are just too crazy, like i get the government monitors people online and whatever, but why is some dude working a 9 to 5 convinced they care about him specifically, like if i was in power, I wouldn't waste resources on every average joe.

[@trinaq]

I love how his shoes are floating as he's being ejected. Looks like he was too much for them to handle! 😅

[@vickisnemeth7474]

"That sort of sounds like a real conspiracy." Yep. A lot of people with legitimate concerns may be confused or bad communicators (and the problems can be the cause of bad communication rather than the problems being caused by being a weird person), and they may believe wrong stuff along with their true problems. Doesn't mean you should ignore the real problems.

[@DesertDog]

So true

[@StarboyXL9]

Its actually more that while digging around in conspiracy theories, one inevitably stumbles upon conspiracy facts.

[@occupy6235]

Problem is that you would be right not to trust the people in power but the issue with that is that a lot of people are very stupid. So the stupid people don't trust the people in power but they're too stupid to figure out what's actually real so they come up with convoluted conspiracy theories to make themselves feel in control.. Which is exactly why we should be promoting that in general you should trust the experts.. Because the experts are generally not stupid and better at figuring out what's real or not then some random idiot with an IQ of 70

[@TheFren]

My personal experience is that suddenly all conspiracy theories make sense if you read them as (emotional) metaphors. "Rich people are reptiloids" is nonsense. "It feels as if most rich people were reptiloids (= smart but heartless individuals)" makes a lot of sense. "Nazis live on the backside of the moon" makes no sense. "It feels as if Nazis were living on the moon (= Nazis didn't die out and are a threat today)" makes a lot of sense "The government is drinking our children's blood" = "They are jeopardising our children's future with their action" Etc.

[@noobling]

“Of course you guys built the pyramids well finally some credit for our work they were very hard to build” 😂

[@infamousElle]

As an INTJ, I consider these theories, see the holes therein, correct them and come up with MY OWN THEORIES.

[@rabokarabekian409]

including be self-classified as INTJ cuz they ain't but 16 kinds peeple

[@aerialpunk]

Enfp here, and same lol. I love a good conspiracy theory, whether I end up believing it or not!

[@Ms.Delphine1204]

“Galaxidor, write that down! Write it ALL down!” 👽😂👽

[@marissabulso6439]

I will never get tired of seeing who the aliens abduct next. 😂😂

[@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552]

"I gotta ask ya, how much are they paying you to show me this holographic globular earth in order to trick me?" "You wanna go see it yourself?"

[@AncientHope]

The fact that he knows enough specific conspiracy theories to make this video makes me think he’s actually a conspiracy theorist… Like me… (INTJ)

[@DudeWhoLikesPurple]

HES BACK WITH THE ALIENSSSSS YESSSS

[@DesertDog]

The, 'can you blame me' part really hit me in the feels.

[@RaquelMarieCR]

Love the deep message of this video. So true even though is so funny.

[@StephanieJeanne]

OOh, a treat Thursday video! Yay! Hilarious, Frank! I was rolling with all those conspiracies. Nice to know the aliens watch TV and know of Two and a Half Men. Galaxathor's Sherlock Holmes hat fits perfectly in this sketch. 🙌🤣

[@Elena.J]

Omg, they are back!! Sooo glad!! Love this series! 💜

[@holleighlordel1575]

That’s hilarious! I couldn’t hear it over my own laughter and had to rewind a few times! Thanks again FJ! 🧡

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

I too was laughing overtop the dialogue 😂

[@animamagna3077]

Same here :)

[@terry2295]

Love his conspiracy theorist costume, it really nails the character.

[@_AstaLily]

I said to one of my teachers, “Galaxathor! Write that down!” And they got the joke!!!!!

[@FrankJames]

whaaaaa

[@wabisabi6875]

"Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."

[@AnniePants367]

Is it a coincidence that his first line was "I knew it", which was the last line of "If The 50 States Were People" said by the character named "New Mexico" when he was abducted hmmmm.... I cracked up at the whole object permanence conversation :) I love the way you said "mama and papa" a lot of the lines were both earnest and pretty frantic. I don't think I'm explaining it correctly LOL. I loved it!! I like your gloves too! Open fingered gloves are always cool.

[@FrankJames]

thanks so much! glad you liked it!

[@aj4k]

Everyone has that one friend...

[@holleighlordel1575]

Or maybe a few friends! 🤪

[@AncientHope]

Or is that one friend…

[@bengeurden1272]

In the US you guys don't even notice that everyone's like that over there

[@elhopper3735]

My favorite series is back!😂Always interested in seeing who the aliens abduct next. Hilarious as always!

[@FrankJames]

thanks! so glad you like the series!\

[@freckled-jellyfish]

2:35 The floating shoes 💀😭

[@danielayokhai4657]

I was secretly waiting for another “If aliens abducted ….” episode😅

[@anchineliu7355]

I love how humorous but real you are in these skits 2:07

[@lulaypp7816]

The aliens' disappointment XDDDDDD They were initially so excited.

[@Vigilante8841]

Not gonna lie, Elvis Presley faking his death to steal the Declaration of Independence is a movie I'd watch.

[@TheAriasKing]

can you make if dwarf planets were people

[@Chigger]

Pluto: "You don't understand the cold, lonely pain I feel." Eris: "Yes, we DO!"

[@geekley]

They would just be dwarfs

[@kalevthewalrus44]

EVERYBODY STAY CALM. IT’S HAPPENING. EVERYBODY JUST STAY FREAKING CALM.

[@tc_is_me]

The real Paul McCartney went to work at Chuck E Cheese 😂😂😂. Galathor wearing a Sherlock Holmes / deerstalker hat as if he’s investigating is toooo funny 😂.

[@morghan_]

Oh man this had me cracking up!! Especially because these conspiracy people usually have one or two points that you're like, "huh, maybe..." and then they go all flat earth or fake moon landing and it's "nevermind" 😂

[@AncientHope]

Or maybe those are the points to consider out of all they say. I find it ironic that most rational conspiracy theorists are flat earthers yet reject the idea that anything and everything is a conspiracy, and yet “flat earther” has become a term of ridicule for conspiracy theorists who think everything is a conspiracy. Imagine if we called people who trust the government and media “round earthers” even though earth has nothing to do with their gullibility… granted, they’re probably globe earthers too.

[@speedy01247]

​@@AncientHopebeing suspicious of authority isn't justification for mistrusting basic facts and science.

[@AncientHope]

@@speedy01247 I would say both are equally deserving of testing. Science should be replicable, and those who are willing to put that to the test should be respected, even if you disagree with their results.

[@zeusdarkgod7727]

​@@AncientHope100% Science is about observing and testing, and *fact* can not exist within it, only probability. So many people seem to put their trust and faith in Science and yet scoff at religion, it's all rather silly.

[@SW_gamingYT]

“Oh hey!, people who built the pyramids!” “Finally someone gives us some credit :)”

[@cedricre3621]

"are we?" "no, you baffoon" 🤣🤣

[@Entanglementful]

Yess, it's perfect XD

[@ebr7976]

I was missing this series! I love this 💜

[@kalevthewalrus44]

1:05 The other alien has a wife😀 (notice the ring)

[@jeterf3649]

Nvm him, I'd be worse Me: "Did you abduct me so you can make m e your pet?" Me: "TRAIN ME"

[@TheWaterlily2012]

Ha ha, well one thing is for sure- Aliens, UFOs, UAP, NHIs, are NO conspiracy theory. They are real. Have a great Holiday Season Frank! :)

[@FrankJames]

well it is indisputable that UFOs/UAPs are real, as they are simply unidentified objects/phenomena 🤓

[@lucash96]

what is UAP, NHIs?

[@TheWaterlily2012]

@@lucash96 Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon & Non Human Intelligences

[@cyan_the_uranian]

Hi, I’m an alien. I’m glad to see more people believing in our existence.

[@jimUkay]

​@@FrankJames But they're considered unidentified... so how are they called aliens?

[@aidensanford228]

2:15 when from a joke to painfull reality real quick

[@zzs33]

In other words, they abducted an intj.....better than a politician i guess

[@carbonateofsodium]

The aliens are so technologically advanced and yet they still use notebooks.

[@ToppSick]

wouldn't they have some type of brain downloading technology to keep it in their memory lmao

[@amberyoung4425]

"why am i so attracted to green m&ms" 😂

[@gamingelementalist6725]

That Tucker dig at the end was a cherry on top.

[@BlazingOwnager]

The conspiracy theorist seriously has massive '90s adventure game character' vibes I can't shake

[@stevenkinscherf6642]

That question at the end regarding green m&m's was priceless! 😂

[@AarushiKrishna]

MORE GALAXATHOR WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IT IS

[@timopper5488]

“You’re describing object permanence.” 🤣🤣🤣 I love how the aliens even know the English language’s term for it, even though he not only seemingly doesn’t know it, he also doesn’t believe in it.

[@AceSpadeThePikachu]

This has to be the best addition to this series yet.

[@FrankJames]

thanks!!!

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

Conspiracy theorists when someone tells them to share everything they know: ✨Showtime ✨

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

Second he said “unless we buy the new iPhone” I was convinced, now the theory makes an ounce of sense

[@rocksinsaturn6746]

"are you tryna say you've met the zodiac killer?" love that we just brushed right over that one 😂😂

[@Sheislove144]

I am totally in love with your personality ❤infj girly over here and I think you are hilarious 😆

[@ewaldlatreider5127]

Let him cook! No wait, he‘s not cookin well…

[@ClassicLaraCroft]

Loved the bit about _Two and a Half Men_ 😂😂

[@CanadianOsmosis]

Dude I was literally thinking the other day if you would ever bring back galaxathor! 😂😂 Love it!

[@Chigger]

This is like listening to my mom, who won't simply look out window and see the world continuing.

[@mismagiusthemagicuser2341]

I mean, even if Elvis faked his death, there’s one important thing to remember: that was in 1977, and he was 42. If he was still alive today, then he would be 87. The chance that he’s still alive is slim to none.

[@ditzygypsy]

“And why do you think he was only half a man? It’s because he got VACCINATED!” That was perfect. That’s exactly what they sound like! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@wicken8895]

OMG this was hysterical!!! Thanks for making my morning 🤣

[@MissesWitch]

"well finally some credit for our work" I love this video already!!!

[@khoney32]

This is some of the funniest, most original stuff on KZbin

[@SirFloofy001]

What neighborhood are these aliens visiting?!?!?! no wonder nobody visits us!

[@cyan_the_uranian]

As an actual conspiracy theorist, I found this to be quite funny.

[@ClassicLaraCroft]

Hello, fellow conspiracy theorist! 😄 I support you!

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

Hey, if the conspiracy theories stopped being proven correct, I'd stop believing in them.

[@FriskyTendervittles]

@@ClassicLaraCroftI support you both!

[@ked49]

@@bucketofsunshine6366the earth has been proven to be round

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

@@ked49 lmao, I'm not *that* much of a conspiracy theorist. I 100% believe that the earth is round. But enough conspiracy theories have turned out to be fact that I'm not going to discount all of them just because they were labeled as such.

[@m.i.e.-officialchannel]

Why can I relate to this? Doesn’t that mean I am aconspiracy theorist? Or is it?

[@paganbornspiritbear8249]

INFP here…I wear my CT label with pride! Lol!

[@vickywickyofficial]

"And why do you think he was only half a man?" *pauses in aslyumness* "Because he was vaccinated."

[@VodShod]

that last jab at Tucker Carlson lol

[@sambanerjee6796]

I love how the conspiracy theorist is so crazy even the alien goes like are we part of the deep state

[@darkscythe3874]

“I think we abducted the wrong human AGAIN” 😂

[@ronaldjames4986]

Pure logic in a video format. Really funny too. Plus, it's brilliant.

[@weareharbinger914]

The more outlandish conspiracy theories are fun, the realistic ones are depressing because they're either true, but denied, or suspiciously close to being real but being actively denied, which is more suspicious.

[@CaveFreediving]

Some conspiracies are true and some are false. It’s not all or nothing.

[@Tova-Barin]

No way

[@Sly-Moose]

Now that he was just floating in empty space with no "screens" around, all he has to do is look at planet Earth from there with his bare eyes. 😂

[@CaptBlock]

Ir did they just drop him into a antigravity room so he would believe he was floating in space 🤔

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Maybe he’ll finally see the truth

[@TheQwuilleran]

Right before they freeze like little globular grapes 🙈

[@geekley]

@@CaptBlock We can hear him speaking, so clearly it's not outer space.

[@manupm9161]

Now I want see "If aliens abducted a game theorist" (cough MatPat cough)

[@maderaartstudios4738]

Elvis is Nic Cage confirmed

[@kingjulienthe13th]

As an Entp, this guy gets me. The Simpson did predict it 😭

[@FriskyTendervittles]

I said the same thing 😂

[@DTSkywatch24]

My favorite folks are the ones who say this or that "is a distraction, you sheep" and then can never tell you what its distracting from

[@1in_8billion_]

His creativity is just insane 🤩

[@Tova-Barin]

One man show? Unlikely

[@1in_8billion_]

@@Tova-Barin frrrr

[@infinitedonuts]

0:42 Poor Glaxathor needs a speech to text tool.

[@TheGreatDemon666]

That ended… uh… exactly how I expected to.😂

[@patrickrannou1278]

His "Conspiracy Theorist" class level is so high, he's even immune to suffocation from being floating in empty space!

[@Saezimmerman]

When Glaxathor stops writing - HAHAHAHA

[@dralin350]

Used to work with a guy like that. He was full-on lizardmen crazy.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Galaxathor…😂 just great

[@CarterM2008]

As an ISTP, Seems like some conspiracy theories are unhinged.

[@HarryPotterFreak623]

😂😂😂😂 this was WILD!

[@tinaperez7393]

Merry Christmas Frank! And y'all! 😀❤️🔥🎄⛄

[@donaldgrape7667]

Triple yay for Galaxathor! Oh, and an alternative video title would be "What if aliens abducted an INTJ" XD

[@cosminandreimatei756]

They did it. In If aliens abducted 16 MBTI personalities

[@donaldgrape7667]

Yeah, but I'd love to see each type being abducted individually.@@cosminandreimatei756

[@JessicaOrban3606]

Conspiracy guy is guving off major Mulder vibes 😄👽

[@hackman669]

He has issues! 😄

[@katrinaleahu9369]

Ooh I missed this series. And this video was pretty funny

[@FrankJames]

thanks!