If Aliens Abducted a Politician

[@FrankJames]

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[@Curts_videocassette]

We all know how that'll go down 😅

[@Novaail]

"Your mom" 💀

[@faolan2174]

If aliens abducted a military general? Or a NASA scientist?

[@bigfloppa149]

next up if aliens abducted a sigma male

[@F80armitgod369]

We need one if aliens abducted 16 personality 😂😂😂😂

[@mistymarauder]

As soon as I saw the title I immediately felt bad for the aliens

[@FrankJames]

lol

[@CJ-hz1uj]

Same here, coming from a lobbyist.

[@kennithbob]

don't worry, they'll remember him in therapy

[@jeremyfrady271]

“My approval rating is especially high among uninformed voters”

[@VondaInWonderland]

Best line ever ❤

[@dequavisjones4869]

Another way of saying,: american

[@jodifisher2183]

Classic!

[@Ggdivhjkjl]

That's why voting is compulsory in Australia.

[@ceterisparibus8966]

​@@GgdivhjkjlWhat good does that do?

[@Anhero1]

I love how he thought that they were Floridians 😂

[@r.i.p.t.i.d.e]

As a Floridian this is how I dress

[@v8terror390]

@@r.i.p.t.i.d.eAs another Floridian I also dress this way.

[@ThomasHigley-p6k]

Another native Floridian (I don't live there now but I was born there) can confirm, this is how we dress.

[@tamrabrawley4573]

I love this

[@floridamaninthewild]

I completely understand the confusion

[@kalamari3288]

I graduated with a major in political science, so I feel like I can give an expert opinion in saying that this is accurate.

[@Butterflyonlife]

Now I wonder if I should have majored in that instead of psychology🤔 (but I still want to major in clinical next).

[@kierstenlh]

That is so depressing it’s hilarious

[@ItApproaches]

You don't need to graduate from anything to be able to see truth.

[@hengi333]

I too and yes! 😂

[@WCLCooke]

@@Butterflyonlife These days, we need more psychiatrists.

[@leslieephland4499]

"Are you incapable of answering a question directly, Earthling?"

[@eryuu4016]

Google translate says that means yes.

[@Dziki_z_Lasu]

We really need that Google translate from the Politician language. However it can be painful to hear: "I spent years making my place in the party's political structure being as servile as possible and getting rid of competition and out shouting them and I won, so vote for me! The other guy is very booooo and he hurts the moose (translators are not perfect). I promise, I will also promise during next elections."

[@RandomAlien45]

​@@Dziki_z_Lasu Underrated comment

[@joanneswyckmans5921]

It is because politicians are unrelated to power.

[@chessbergen]

Politicians are really good at giving you answers without actually answering the question

[@dvf4550]

It's called parallel talking, I think. Where they comment on the subject but not the question itself. There's a term for it and I think that's it.

[@homerman76]

​@@dvf4550 Yeah, something along the lines of moving the subject matter to a question they would prefer to answer by making it seem like they're answering the question you asked.

[@joanneswyckmans5921]

I can answer a question that no one asked, but that is just me keeping the question in my own head. Can you guess the question?

[@HarryPotterFreak623]

"lobbyists are just so aggressive nowadays" 💀😂

[@ellienavarro4230]

SORO💀

[@Delimon007]

@@ellienavarro4230 Soro's is just a puppet. The puppeteers pulling the strings will never come to the light.

[@joanneswyckmans5921]

@@Delimon007 Feels almost like the people in power are not people?

[@TeaWithHobbits]

"Single mom, sixteen beautiful tractors.." xD lmao

[@thewolfed1687]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@dghost3473]

They had the decency of not send him back… good 👽

[@THEFRANKJAMES-j6x]

Can we communicate privately

[@RandomAlien45]

Yes, of course... Aliens have some standards too

[@joanneswyckmans5921]

Aliens with Morals? What is your standard, earthling?

[@etoillenoir6169]

Aliens agreeing about Spotify 😂

[@turtlefalcon5546]

They always agree with the most relatable things

[@joanneswyckmans5921]

@@turtlefalcon5546 No they dont. They try to relate to them, making them feel obnoxious.

[@turtlefalcon5546]

@@joanneswyckmans5921 this is true for most of the things but there’s always one or two things they seem to actually relate to that are indeed pretty relatable which emphasizes the relatability of it because even these obnoxious and strange beings agree with this fact of life

[@adoteq_]

@@turtlefalcon5546 You know schrodingers cat?

[@turtlefalcon5546]

@@adoteq_ yes what about it

[@viktorkolaric4156]

I expected alien to say "call off the invasion, it's not worth it".

[@sanvi6050]

That promiuseeee was heck of a promise man!!!!! That part had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@emv005]

i didnt hear that, can you give me a timestamp?

[@sanvi6050]

Sure. Its at 1.39​@@emv005

[@Andromeda-md6ch]

This is brilliant! XD I am not American but i guess politicians are just the same everywhere. ;D

[@aarondavis8865]

Tell me about uk politics suck have you ever watched a debate in Parliament it looks more like a year 2 classroom argument between a bunch of kids than a civilised debate about what's best for the country

[@minestar2247]

Politics are a game and it got the same rules everywhere you go, no matter what

[@minestar2247]

@@aarondavis8865 they don't really care about the country directly, they care about their own interests first and foremost, and arguing like children can give them good pr

[@TrueCicero]

It's a scientifically proven universal truth that politicians suck.

[@TrueCicero]

​@@aarondavis8865watching congress argue on C-SPAN is the same

[@claudiacardoso7846]

"Single mom to 16 beautiful tractors" 😂😂

[@doug6259]

A politician would drive any alien crazy.

[@minestar2247]

I think anyone could drive aliens crazy if just the mediteranian is enough to have two vastly different cultures almost impossible to reconcile

[@gt5bonelesshuman421]

Look, send them a Republican and a Democrat and send them to the Aliens. The stupidness well be so bad the aliens with die

[@RandomAlien45]

​@@minestar2247Don't underestimate aliens :)

[@zesruwa]

there are two types of politicians. Bad and worse

[@Theodoreroosevelt1912]

That's why I decided to not vote starting in 2024. Besides, I was gonna vote Green Party 2020 onward but I was registered in Texas then. They're more friendly to third parties. Now I'm registered in Oklahoma. The Libertarians are the only third party on the ballot in Oklahoma.

[@paulinafirestone7868]

​@@Theodoreroosevelt1912 we could probably have a very heated debate about not voting and letting the bigger evil win instead of voting and hoping that the lesser evil wins. Not really interested in arguing (I suck at debates) but I'd still like to make sure you're aware that not doing anything to try to prevent the bigger evil is (imo, though you might just have a different view on things in general) worse than actively going for the lesser evil, especially when those are the only options (as they are in politics these days). Doesn't matter who you consider worse, but it should (as far as I'm aware) at least be possible to say 'I will be (even just slightly) less upset if this person gets elected' and vote for that one. Or toss a coin if both options are so bad, but I think there is never a reason not to vote. At the very least you can say that you tried, and with how divided the usa is this year any vote could count. Of course, that's just my opinion and as I said, arguing won't do either of us any good - I'm not interested in changing my opinion and I don't know about you, but it would be rude of me to just go and assume that you would feel different - , but I'll just leave this here.

[@gypsybelle4757]

😂😂😂

[@kakahass8845]

@@Theodoreroosevelt1912If you're using the rest of the year to make sure things actually change then sure I don't mind you not voting but if you're not doing that THEN WHY LET THE BIGGER EVIL WIN? Like imagine there's 2 doctors one wants to amputate your leg and the other wants to amputate your foot would you just say "Surprise me!"?

[@distendedmist5840]

@@paulinafirestone7868 I mostly agree but if you are tossing a coin to decide who to vote for, you might as well not vote, because the vote would be uninformed and it may end up being the wrong decision.

[@chrisjackson1889]

“SILENCE!. . . You’re making me depressed”😂

[@nourn07]

Your skill in replicating the politician's hand gestures was comedy gold 👏

[@RelliRelli2773]

Spot on Frank! Laughed through it all. I love the way the politician avoided answering the questions. Sad, but true! Here goes to a crazy year of politics! Thank you for the Friday laughs. 😂

[@SC-gp7kt]

Dude you need your own comedy show. Funnier than SNL 😂😂

[@holleighlordel1575]

Waaaaay funnier! 😅

[@minestar2247]

Is snl even a comedy show?

[@nathanoher4865]

@@minestar2247used to be

[@themurmeli88]

Tbf, saying someone is funnier than SNL, is like saying they're funnier than Amy Schumer, or that they are taller than Peter Dinklage, or more coherent than Joe Biden, or better at speed walking than Stephen Hawking, or less likely to assassinate you than Vladmir Putin, or better at taking criticism than Barbra Streisand, or better at hide and seek than Anne Frank, or...

[@minestar2247]

@@themurmeli88 Well, some here don't make sense, Anne Frank did hide for years before being found, and how Biden is more coherent than most people his age, especially for his favorite subject (8/7/23)

[@holleighlordel1575]

From the Andramaqueen Galaxy! 😂 Galaxathor wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat 😂 Just everything is FJ perfection, as usual! Timing, delivery, facial expressions, fast puns & jokes you have to rewind 4 times to fully appreciate! Love all the details! 🧡

[@MrSwirlman]

“That must be why everyone loves them so much” had me dying.

[@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes]

I love the "Silence", that have the same intonation that the "Science" !

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

I love that you have a full head of hair but use the wig to look douchier for the role 😂

[@howtodoitright6936]

Frank! Thank you for your videos! They’re always great

[@rylter]

The pointing with the thumbs is just too accurate. 😂

[@nitorishogiplayer3465]

This may be my favourite If Aliens Abducted one yet

[@Elena.J]

Is there a chance we get a longer video/mini movie featuring Galaxathor and this other alien? 💜 I really love these characters!

[@CatharticCreation]

lol you nailed the average politician vibe perfectly

[@Vinterloft]

"Why is he not explosively decompressing?" "Most peculiar, Galaxathor. It appears the human's big head creates a gravitic field strong enough to render an atmosphere out of his own hot air"

[@ErikThor]

He’s such a good politician that he even convinced the aliens!

[@affinity266]

Oooh this is really good 👍 I love the name of their currency 😂 "Are you incapable of answering a question directly" this is gold 😁👌 The Spotify part was great one 😂 Another great sketch, Frank 👍 Thanks 🧡

[@melissaphillis7247]

"Jimmy....George...?" Does he even know his own name? Lol

[@irienerd8178]

As an INTJ, I'm glad there's at least a small chance the aliens will think I'm one 🤞of them👽 because the invasion won't be long now 👀!!! Especially since they know with 100% certainty we are being led by liars, cheaters, and thieves. 😂

[@imagination.junkyard]

Just don't forget to have a towel with you when they come!

[@ceterisparibus8966]

​@@imagination.junkyardwhy?

[@dandeliondesigns]

⁠@@ceterisparibus8966 Side joke reference from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 😉

[@liam78587]

to be a part of something u need to have something in common with them that is considered important for them in your case assuming the aliens wouldn't type 4 or above cuz they wouldn't be interested in us both ants and humans have intelligence but the difference is so huge that ok anyway so the only thing u could have in common is most likely intelligence as for how much would be enough is approximately einstein level assuming the knowledge of physics and intelligence doesn't grow exponentially

[@FFJ2013]

He can't make promises😂 And can't answer a question directly 😂😂

[@CarrieArt7]

It's sad how accurate this is

[@jarrod752]

_The spotify ads are so intrusive..._ I like how, like all politicians, he was able to find SOME common ground in his talking points!

[@annelisewilliams03]

The aliens can take them all 😭

[@HazbinCovenWitch]

Will they ever abduct the right person? 😂

[@positronwildhawk8690]

It's hard enough finding the right person as a human

[@matityaloran9157]

Technically, when you say “take me to your leader” you (probably) would get a politician (at least in a Democratic country)

[@RosheenQuynh]

I doubt it!

[@RandomAlien45]

​@@matityaloran9157 I think humans would just pick any random person and sell them as their "leader" Can any human please comment on my idea?

[@madamecurious]

Hahaha 😂 Frank, you are good, really good - thank you for making us laugh 🩵 😀

[@annepatterson7245]

I love how he calls himself George and Jimmy at different times in the video

[@lauriemartin490]

The Andramaqueen Galaxy . . . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tinieblas6429]

If aliens abducted a therapist

[@Alystra17]

YES

[@StephanieJeanne]

"Nobody even saw it. It wasn't that good." I kinda like Jimmy George! He's no better or worse than the next guy. Hilarious, Frank! Great send-up of American politics. 🙌😂 P.S. The wig was perfect!

[@FrankJames]

haha thanks!

[@SarahAnneStuff]

Heya, Stephanie! Frank did that one so well, I swear he could run for office XD

[@Septembremonamour]

Its not only American politics sadly

[@zoeorchid]

👋

[@michaelbook7033]

The wig was almost perfect. It would have been more accurate if it were white.

[@oakfarmer2718]

I wish Spotify had sponsored this 😂

[@gmhefner1]

i spaced out appropriately during the politician's answers. LOL

[@nb4749]

Spot on. The only thing you missed was cackling incomprehensibly.

[@LilacDeiji]

WAKE UP FJ POSTED!

[@Aarkwrite]

“I just assumed from how you’re dressed.” 😂

[@itznakoma]

The fact that acting as a politician was incredibly close to how they are right now is saddening. Good job 👏👏👏

[@e.h.buchmann23]

OMG 😭😭😭... I hope Galaxathor realized that Earth will welcome them with open arms if they get rid of politicians

[@JasonMoir]

Those Bucks County dogs are just built different.

[@annika_0702]

"There has never been a politician who is not corrupt."

[@dama5334]

Lmaooo that sums up the dark side of humanity well. Poor Galaxathor didn't have to see that

[@majellagartland4038]

I thought they were going to say welcome my brother and then he would take his mask off😂

[@Joonivy]

The business smile 🤣🤣

[@danisle4379]

Says to me, “George.” Says to me, “Jimmy”

[@sandrafrancis3631]

Very funny! You know politicians very well!😂👍

[@vykuntapufangtxpreet9546]

They Are Never Going To Pick Up The Right One.

[@gracebohler4380]

2:31 Y'know, he's got a point 😅 Great sketch, love these guys. 👽👽

[@was3513]

I love how you can't tell which politician this is parodying, because it's all of them

[@caleighbright237]

Wooooo! I love when you upload! ❤

[@doctorsassy]

"this guy sucks" ~ me literally every time someone says they have not watched any of Frank James video

[@marissabulso6439]

This was TOO good. 😂🤣🤣🤣 Too many perfect quotes to list. If I had the script I’d be like my high school self, highlighting every single word. 😂

[@dvf4550]

Wow Frank you nailed it. You could even be a politician if you wanted to. Thank God you don't.👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@gentlespirit4]

GALAXATHOR HAS RETURNED!!! 👽👽🤗🤗

[@madeleine5803]

Hilarious video 🤣 your ideas keep getting better and better!

[@THEFRANKJAMES-j6x]

Can we communicate privately

[@Αθηνά-γ5ξ]

Dude’s still talking even after getting ejected out of the space craft😂

[@robertgamer3112]

I'd vote for you Frank. I imagine instead of showing up to give the state of the union address you would just send it out in an email.

[@Daydream_Believer63]

“Or even just be in the room where decisions are made.” So you could say he wants to be… In the Room Where it Happens? Also I love Galaxathor’s sherlock Holmes hat 😆

[@GK-ob1ni]

I thought of "the room where it happens" as well when he said that. 😂

[@bobwilson679]

That’s immediately where my brain went as well

[@Sixitboy]

Just yesterday I was hoping to see another “alien abducts” video lol!

[@aldajoao474]

Wait, did he just called Zuck 'Mark Zuckermask"? 😂

[@modfarmgirl5671]

I vote for Frank James!

[@WeirdWimp]

“I assumed that from the way you dressed” lol 😂

[@stephenmillerbattleoftrent7568]

Thank you for simultaneously projecting sadness and laughter upon my persona, this is a mild definition of hysterical behavior.

[@CatharticCreation]

this seems like an alien wrote it

[@sanvi6050]

I loveeeee your videos ❤️❤️❤️

[@matthew_baker03]

Even Aliens who have unlocked space travel can't figure out the political system 😂

[@THEFRANKJAMES-j6x]

Can we communicate privately

[@lavenderskies7571]

Hey FJ! I just got a few amazing ideas of the 16 personality skits..... 1) 16 personalities in a king's court. 2) 16 personalities as prison mates. Yeah.... By a few I meant 2 ideas🙃🙂

[@gideonsamuel7155]

“If aliens abducted a politician” **General Grievous laughing ensues**

[@RandomAlien45]

Video Ideas: What if Aliens abducted a teenager? and What if Aliens (finally) abducted the right person?

[@markwright3161]

They can never abduct the right person, there is always something lost in communication when it involved humans. (Mainly so this series can continue). . . . Edit; Crap, I think I might be next. (I just realised who I replied to). :)

[@Iris_flamestoneMC]

"your making me depressed." 🤣🤣🤣 me too alien me too. Hey I have an idea for a video: If Aliens Abducted a therapist. 🤣😆🤣

[@BeingArtful]

Now that is a great 💡 idea

[@madidangerfield3863]

I like the increasing human apparel of the aliens.

[@jrgmen]

The double Frank James on screen are always on point

[@BlankPictures-1]

The dog who could count to 13 was my favorite part.

[@Tsuomi_ni8055]

Love your videos!!❤

[@Chickenfriedstek]

I feel like this is hilariously accurate.

[@ArtistIntuiting]

''We have chosen you to be our puppet'' and ''Lobbyists are just so aggressive nowadays'' was brilliant 😂 and the start with that forced smile lol, ''especially high among uninformed voters'' 🙈 …there are so many good lines in this lol but you said ''so I look like rubber'' perfectly lol 😄 I agree with the aliens, it is depressing 😅 love the video lol 😊 ''16 beautiful tractors'' 😅 lol

[@mrshikari2]

"she works 12 jobs just to put food on the table"

[@mladydoodawdle5696]

I was laughing the entire video! "I can't count that high..."😔

[@clickrick]

This dialogue translates flawlessly into every language!

[@Cenn_Devel]

I love how even the aliens hate the Spotify ads.

[@vickywickyofficial]

"Folks, it is great to be here in the sunny state of Florida."

[@BarbaricRug]

I can always blame the opposing party, that's spot on

[@NyxNigh]

I felt seen and heard when he brought up those Spotify ads 😂😂😂!

[@THEFRANKJAMES-j6x]

Can we communicate privately

[@TaeSunWoo]

These are getting good but got me kinda in my feels at towards the end

[@mrquadrivium7497]

I want a "Silence Earthling" t-shirt

[@THEFRANKJAMES-j6x]

Can we communicate privately

[@Jcsuperstar22]

This is great frank well done 👍🏼

[@Jcsuperstar22]

@UCVKBOyl8i6cEA3SHOGQRr6A uhhh why?

[@melissat9586]

I’m waiting for them to decide Earth isn’t worth it 😂

[@afaris15]

This may just be my favorite of all your videos!! Classic!

[@FrankJames]

Glad you enjoy it!