If Countries had a Group Chat

[@SteveGoesHard]

Where are you from?

[@Viraledits19]

Mars

[@shinthree]

Titan, one of saturns moon🫶.Thanks for asking

[@user-nUX6jxXkSjfOQ9]

USA + part Irish in me

[@fabiczkiproductions]

Poland

[@matixsk1176]

Poland! I took the..😀

[@D4rK-K1Ll3R_43]

Italy woke up, chose violence, violated america, and got back to sleep

[@_Ibreachedcontainment]

As an Italian, I can assure you, that is every Italian's morning routine :)

[@D4rK-K1Ll3R_43]

@@_Ibreachedcontainment as an italian too, i can assure you that too

[@RetroBlockade]

Non tutti siamo così. Sono Americano e parlo Italiano.

[@D4rK-K1Ll3R_43]

than you are a good one

[@Venetian_ITAgovernment]

We Italians are like thaz, just ignore it

[@ITALYSTRONKK]

Also yogurt can be fat free

[@Practitioner_of_Diogenes]

Damn, spit insults towards Mexico.

[@50dawhit]

NAWWWW

[@claudiomon6911]

damm

[@Krusty_gooner]

At least Americans can lose an arm without being speech impaired

[@ITALYSTRONKK]

@@Krusty_gooner at least i have history

[@LoganL2008]

my favourite parts: - Australia’s upside down messages - UK spitting out their tea - gigachad Italy - Japan’s “nya” and everyone’s reaction to it - USA responding to China’s “I bombed something” with “will this affect the Fortnite economy?” - “ChaD Republic with a big D” - USA saying “what an uncultured swine” - Chad saying “I’ll go down on your Mom” - UK saying “fam” and “mate” while flipping a coin - the ending: “I’m invading Chap Republic” 😂

[@jimarapidis]

basically the whole video🗿🗿👍👍🗣️🔥

[@ChaosAsAWorm]

almost spat out my tea reading Australia's message

[@mick001]

Why?

[@Nxymxr._EditZ]

@@mick001 Because he ate glass.

[@CatroMatro]

@@mick001 Because he ate glass

[@goncalorego4278]

Portugal and Brazil in the corner. Brazil: Do we do anything? Portugal: not really, I'm lazy

[@storm42037]

Actually Portugal is just taking brazils gold and spices…

[@goncalorego4278]

@@storm42037 this video is represent the modern days so that ended.

[@Thoriumplatypus5263]

Like father like son.

[@SetMind2]

Brazil: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@JorgeSilva-yp7gi]

@@storm42037yeah that’s what she said . Best regards from Portugal 😊

[@arandomhistorian]

France and Italy trolling USA got me off guard 😂

[@Laissemoitrkl]

lol

[@unitedstatesofamerica9256]

@@Laissemoitrkl hi France

[@Laeryc]

@@arandomhistorian nah its the way of the world, watch robin william live on broadway

[@SkyhighGamerYT]

u dare disrespect us?

[@Purple-e5e]

I should teach my child more comebacks shouldn’t I?

[@generalrubbish9513]

"You speak English because it's the only language you know. I speak English because it's the only language YOU know." Holy shit, I'm stealing that.

[@damianjblack]

Italy also forgot to mention the English they learn is BRITISH English not the weird American version 😂

[@Unicornn3_]

English is the lingua franca 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@generalrubbish9513]

@@Unicornn3_ 🇬🇧

[@Unicornn3_]

@@generalrubbish9513 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 go re colonize all your countries

[@Unicornn3_]

@@generalrubbish9513 argue with me its turning me on 🇺🇸

[@TH3B1GCH33S3]

As someone who lives on Earth, I can confirm all of this as accurate lmao.

[@GIVEMEYOURWATERRNOW]

As someone who lives on Mars, i want to come to this planet now.

[@FangandSpikethe2BeardedDragons]

@@GIVEMEYOURWATERRNOWAs someone who lives on 🪐. I want to come to 🌎 . It’s too cold.

[@BoomboxPerson]

@@GIVEMEYOURWATERRNOWas someone on Stephenson 2-18, those two sound extremely colder than where I am

[@BengalsFan-z4q]

@@BoomboxPerson as someone in a black hole. I want to get out of here and explore your planet.

[@NigeriaOct1]

As someone in the Universe, i can confirm.

[@sprites4ever482]

The part where China bombs something and the US just asks if it will affect the Fortnite economy is surprisingly accurate.

[@Wolfdragon_098]

Since I do not play Fortnite, I *do not understand that-*

[@sprites4ever482]

@@Wolfdragon_098 You don't need to play Fortnite to understand this. But if you promise you won't call me a "yapper" or "🤓", I can explain it the joke.

[@RichardX1]

Not that surprising, unfortunately

[@Wolfdragon_098]

@@sprites4ever482 I promise explain away

[@sprites4ever482]

@@Wolfdragon_098 Generally, since the US is dependent on Chinese products, they don't care about what China does as long as it has no major economic impact. If they did, China would sanction the crap out of them. Also, it's rather fitting because the majority stakeholder of the developers of Fortnite, Epic Games, is the Chinese multimedia company Tencent.

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

Meanwhile Canada: “What the heck is going on” I can say this as I live in Canada

[@matthewheald8964]

USA: “Aw, how cute. Come on in lil bro.” I can say this as I live in America.

[@cts_corey1119]

@@matthewheald8964 Just wait till we get into a war. We won't be sorry, everyone else will be. TIME TO EXPAND THE CHECKLIST BOYS

[@SnazzleDoodlez]

@@matthewheald8964Canada: nah I’m good with my maple syrup and bacon I can say this cause I live in Canada as well :)

[@Evan-h5k]

@@SnazzleDoodlezUSA(I live in America):cool do you want some cookies

[@SnazzleDoodlez]

Canada : yes please (I love cookies 😄)

[@Kakarot64.]

USA: I bombed something UK: Please don't be my tea fields, Please don't be my tea fields.

[@user-u2l4p]

*tea fields are nukes*

[@tinedrail.0.146]

Uk: *crying*

[@Emmy-o5u]

Aren’t the usa and Ukraine in an alliance? Why would United States bomb them if they are working together?

[@lfcmike12]

We don't have tea fields, we just buy it from other people. Trust me, if we could grow it ourselves we probably wouldn't even trade with other countries.

[@Kakarot64.]

@@lfcmike12 Well technically we do have a few Tea plantations in Cornwall and Perthshire its just the vast majority of our Tea is imported (plus it was a joke anyway)

[@uvrweh353uvu4]

we need a backstory on icelands glass diet

[@chaos3545]

Yes we do

[@help-me-im-luke]

DDDD

[@christinaissa668]

True

[@8a43c2]

we dont eat glass in iceland

[@lucianacopacaba9826]

@@8a43c2 where did u move

[@The_Honey_Diaries]

“China has been quiet” - half the world- “Were we not even invited to the party?”

[@NotSimplyLily7]

germany: shh, we're playing the long game, one day 😮‍💨

[@CalicoKittyChaos]

Russia, Canada, Mexico, Brazil...etc. I think Russia would have been funny ngl, and Canada being nice no matter what

[@zachs6273]

Normal: "let's treat everyone equally" Steve: "let's offend everyone equally"

[@masonjohnson6370]

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Purple-e5e]

@@masonjohnson6370USA is just me with diabetes and mæth

[@masonjohnson6370]

@@Purple-e5e wait wait

[@masonjohnson6370]

@@Purple-e5e *turns into ww2 Germany 🇩🇪: hello round 3 time

[@Purple-e5e]

@@masonjohnson6370 oh god…FRANCE? FRANCE WHERE ARE YOU?

[@Aubergine_Guy]

I likes how Australia said "ʜᴏ ʜո" lol

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

ho hn

[@aaravdiwakaristhebest]

HOW DO YOU DO THAT !!!????

[@Sun_solar]

@@aaravdiwakaristhebestRussian keyboard along with a English keyboard n is how you type но нn

[@artandtomatoes]

@@aaravdiwakaristhebest it is russian alphabet. ʜ in your english is pronounce N. з and 3 are also russian alphabet.

[@Skunkzzzzzzz]

As an Aussie, this is how my whole country speaks

[@k0iip0ndzz]

I named all my family members after countries and named my family groupchat “THE UNITED NATIONS”… yeah, there isn’t a sane day there Edit: It’s official. All my contacts are named after countries XD

[@YOUR_AIRNOUR]

Lol

[@KarrieDreammind5]

That's such an excellent idea! Omg... I might do the same.... 😀😀😀

[@k0iip0ndzz]

@@KarrieDreammind5 Do it!

[@mossys_forest]

😭😭😭😭

[@Bubblegum-Cupcake]

Please share some of your recent conversations, country names and everything. No context, no background information. Just screenshot a random snippet of a conversation and type it here. _I need to see what an everyday conversation would look like with everyone being the United Nations._

[@OmegaLegacy972]

Germany avoiding this conversation lol

[@cloverluckisreal]

“I’ve been destroying the world for 12 years” 💀

[@adelabanovska9837]

Czech republic Just sillently sitting next to you beacause UK and France had a deal with you and Italy agian Alias Munchin deal Please take it as a joke

[@vagabond_star]

real

[@Crow-l4y]

Bro got scared after they tried to roast usa, britan and Russia after they charred France

[@irgendeinname9256]

We don't do Smalltalk

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

As a certified Brit, I can confirm that the UK one is summed up perfectly, apart from one thing. Maybe add a few more swears to make it perfect.

[@tinytoad_edits_art]

innit

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

@@tinytoad_edits_art yessir

[@BozoWood]

agreed

[@beth7935]

As a certified Aussie, I'm astonished that we didn't swear either! We brought the British sweariness Down Under & went feral with it. 😂

[@tinytoad_edits_art]

@@beth7935 LMAO

[@astro_my_pookie]

As a British human being, i can confirm that thumbnail is highly accurate, blimey!

[@maxtube444]

liar you cant be both a brit and human being

[@ItzSadieRoblox]

real

[@GOALISTOCOMMENTON100VIDEOS]

☕️

[@snowwinter_00]

Your "blimey" git me

[@MarcusTheObjectShowFan]

0:03 as an Aussie,I’ll take this as a complement

[@Longlore2024]

Me to 0:03

[@omjoglekar3677]

this is clearly underrated content

[@ria5854]

this is clearly that i did not ask

[@omjoglekar3677]

@@ria5854 your parents didnt ask for you. yet here you are.

[@United_states_of_america900]

@@ria5854work on grammar we don’t know what you’re saying

[@ITALYSTRONKK]

​@@United_states_of_america900 For real-

[@ITALYSTRONKK]

​@@ria5854 *clearly, I did not ask

[@communistcanada]

I remember the time when Britain and Iceland fought a war over fish

[@taraskhan475]

What 😂

[@8a43c2]

FAKE ICELANDS NEVER BEEN IN A WAR

[@8a43c2]

no, iceland was never in a war before ever. @@Bxautifullove

[@randombritishperson.]

The Cod war I believe it was called. Can't believe we lost to Iceland because they used the "I calling mom" strategy.

[@stars_obsessed]

I'm british how did i not know this

[@Giyuworshippingcult]

2:11 first Iraq now chad…😩🙏

[@Yosano_BSD]

0:03 as someone who lives in Australia I can agree this is how we talk

[@strikingeagle9855]

But do you spell words backeards or say them upside down

[@MelaMelainaAntispammer]

∩ɥ ɥᴉ¿

[@Yosano_BSD]

@@strikingeagle9855 … wait, give a sec, imma just.. *switches to Australian keyboard*

[@Yosano_BSD]

ʇxǝʇ ǝʍ ʍoɥ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ

[@qubek533]

Don't you have this cool accent and like more cuss words than words provided by English overall?

[@8a43c2]

we dont eat glass in iceland we pet cats

[@M4TTH3W-p9r]

As a British Person, we also pet cats.

[@NexLeviathanEatsMoss]

As an American, we also pet cats

[@slimeslayer5195]

As a cat, we also pet the British

[@8a43c2]

@@slimeslayer5195 THIS COMMENT LIKE A YEAR OLD GO AWAY CIDGTR$EDRFGBFDCV

[@slimeslayer5195]

@8a43c2 a year isnt that long bruh

[@BobandBros6000]

Greece has joined: HI CAN I HAVE MONEY?!

[@Caramel._-]

i was laughing when australia's text was upside down- *Since i'm also an australian, does that mean I'M upside down too?*

[@nilzakindigo]

yes

[@gshaw7147]

True we are upside down 2:03

[@gshaw7147]

2:03 if funny to meh

[@theodoregrambeII]

What the heck- am I the only one who can't read this comment?? Is it upside down or something-?

[@Mellaya_Creations]

1:02 "Its not buyed its boat" 😭🤚

[@thecolorlayla]

it’s not boat it’s boot

[@hollow5985]

I was waiting for Japan to say "we bombed 3 boats they dropped the sun on us twice"

[@Charbob-j9w]

They destroyed a lot more than just 3 boats.

[@boomergames8094]

@@Charbob-j9w Many were damaged, many sunk, but then raised and restored. Three were destroyed and not repaired. So there's an interesting nuance to the details. For example, four battleships were sunk to begin with, but 3 were raised. Of the other two sunk, one was a tug.

[@blshouse]

They should have known better than to mess with America's boats. It never ends well.

[@johncwelich6491]

And now we allies.

[@mostlyshorts7462]

​@@johncwelich6491👏 The Only nation to rebuild former enemy nations after major conflict , should prove alot 🇺🇸

[@AdorbsxAriel]

0:44 ITALY DESERVES AN AWARD 😭

[@AiminFanatic]

i came back and steve you grew so much!!!

[@gafo1]

i think his channel will be famous on 1 year, remember me if yes

[@gafo1]

I commented this when he had 800 subs, and now he has 12k, sadly he ignored me

[@T1murr]

@@gafo1 129k in 1 year lol you were right

[@gafo1]

bro remember me

[@baconhairbacana1964]

1 year has passed and yeah kinda

[@Parakeet709]

back in the algorithm, 149k subs, 79k views

[@GlitchedDemons025]

0:49 respect for my country

[@brizzybrake1344]

Same

[@Oscar92839]

0:05 more like long time no *Sea*

[@gryffindor_wolveslaylah]

Huh? Britain’s an island, we’re surrounded by sea

[@aidagoncalves7544]

Yea chillin C - listening H - to I -“Poland” L - by L-lil yachty I - on N - repeat Edit: thanks for 28 likes

[@Allaiya.]

As an American, the yogurt joke was good. Hadn’t heard that one before. And Chap Republic 😂

[@Bravo4sendit]

To be fair, we have so many cultures within our country that it’s hard to pick just one

[@kateshiningdeer3334]

This was genius, but a little fast, just for future vids. I had to back a few up in order to read all the text. Great ideas, though, and really solid humor! Well done!

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

UK: Hey, Australia! Australia: What's up ya Pommie bastards? UK: EMU! Australia: [Has flashback and sits in the corner, trembling]

[@NexLeviathanEatsMoss]

Emu? Like from pjsk? /j

[@CamilaMsmksk]

1:38 : I READ THAT FASTER THEN MY HAIR FLEW OFF OF MY HEAD- ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@ACWhoCares2]

"If you leave yoghrut alone for 250 years it'll develop a culture!"-lowkey brutal 😂 😂

[@JimmyLeo-po4rq]

I've seen so many memes of Australia being upside down to the point where i can't take the joke

[@CoasterHorizons]

yea this is going viral

[@Equinoxium]

Dang, when's it gonna hit 1 million?

[@belucioustv]

*spits out tea*

[@Gmoney2424elite]

Don't get me faxed fam

[@Liz-z7o]

America: We save you from the aliens! Chad: but there are no aliens.. America: You’re VERY welcome!

[@NikhilGupta-jw3ob]

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop culture 😂😂😂 00:25

[@NunyaMcBusiness]

Italy is impersonating France. Why? Cuz wine, romance, and tricolor.

[@htq248]

France is impersonating Italy

[@Darkspark06]

@@htq248 As a french guy I can tell you that I also feel home in Italy. Doesn’t matter who impersonated the othee I love the culture ( gotta try pizza margarita)

[@lechatrelou6393]

​@@Darkspark06We both impersonated the Roman empire.

[@damianjblack]

​@@lechatrelou6393Salve, citizen!

[@unitedrail-mainchannel8991]

funny joke 😂😂😂

[@p1zzamemes372]

bro lol ur very underrated! i laughed a lot!

[@JeremyWinston-fo5fz]

As an italian, i'm surprised you depicted the country so well, lmao.

[@uppside3283]

They did not depict the US well though, because we would have thought of a comeback

[@Rustfeather]

I legit choked on my water when Australian said hi but it was upside down 😭

[@Kudos_YT]

2:11 so sudden lmao

[@defolajofficial]

I love the fact when Chad Republic joined and introduced, they were like "Czech Republic?" We need Czech to properly represent themselves ✨🇨🇿

[@EidorbNotHere]

WE NEED MORE OF THIS

[@XR_NumberEdits]

Countryballs in a group chat be like:

[@ShiyonHwang-bi2ud]

🤣This whole video is hilarious but I also think u should make one with the states of America alone (they have over 50)

[@xXashrynRavenyaXx]

"Third time's the charm" Germany: Well, we've lost twice already...

[@Hellster1]

YOU MAKE SOME NICE VIDS

[@RY-d3R]

We need part 2

[@MagicDoodles68]

Nobody: Italy:😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@SolveroftheabsolutefabricCyn]

Now if the 50 states had a group chat: Iowa: C O R N Texas: Yeehaw! Florida: Time to eat glue yall! 🤠 All the other 49 states: 👁️👄👁️

[@Very-Much-Human]

As an Australian, I can confirm that is exactly how our Discord messages look.

[@neonwolfstudios8942]

0:41 the U.S. actually doesn’t have an official language, even though most people in it do speak English. 🤔

[@Bravo4sendit]

Yep, the second someone suggests a single language standard…everyone will be screaming white nationalist crap

[@samjmk3029]

I think that's why the USA and British Commonwealth Countries have a unique relationship because our countries are connected like family as we still speak English... The British Empire was basically the parent and the USA is the rebellious teen that left and grew up and now helps out it's Commonwealth family...

[@FATHOLLYWOODB123]

At the central government level no, but English is the official language in 32 of the 50 states, the rest have no official language

[@onlyari123]

Omg i'm Italin, AND THE ITALY IN THE VIDEO IS GIGA CHAD!!!

[@christinaissa668]

Im proud Japan was in this server, even tho im a german/arab 🇩🇪🇯🇵

[@Russian_personfromspace]

"I ate glass" truly Inspirational

[@WarshipSub]

Daaaaamn that language come back from Italy was lit :D

[@tatinigh9419]

0:38 I always think about how unfair it is that people in other countries are just expected to learn to speak, read, and write English because Americans don’t want to learn the language of the country they visit.

[@Nagrachlp]

Be glad that the US choose english. They almost choose German as there language. And as a German: Nobody understands our grammar 😢.

[@AnitaClue]

That's not the reason. It's because of England taking over a nice chunk of the world and then the rise of the US as a superpower. It's about business, not tourism.

[@1987tijgertje]

@@Nagrachlpindeed not even us Dutch understand your grammer. What’s up with that?

[@TheDAM_Multi-Fandom-Girl]

0:30 it’s true we are epic roasters🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[@funnyfish1982]

0:48 yeah agreed

[@jarnebrien4925]

We are indeed not the same

[@aliaramzan6793]

A very Underrated video that deserves 10000000000000000000000000 views

[@Casey5693]

France and Italy are the friends with the best insults who sit in the corner and judge everyone.

[@ineedmilk5975]

lmao this is amazing

[@cassanderfischer7864]

Vietnam: Hey guys right now the trees are speaking are language

[@littlestar4332]

I had a small stroke reading that last 4 words

[@cassanderfischer7864]

@@littlestar4332 oops

[@DatAzureBoi]

UK: YEW DAEH DISOBAH YOH MAS'AH

[@Lynx.2011]

“You speak English because it’s the only language you know, I speak English because it’s the only language YOU know” Fuck it, I’m stealing that

[@BFFAvgeek15]

Denmark: "Hey Germ, should we say something?" Germany: "Nine, I'm enjoying this. Grab the popcorn, because there's a fallout coming!" XD

[@LiZZY-03]

Beautiful 👌

[@Slap_battles-guide]

What about no Iceland 0:11

[@kalthompson981]

Wait your avatar looks alot like one of my roblox friend’s avatar

[@The_Rat_Queen719]

0:14 as an ohioan, idk

[@soapssie]

Canada apologizes for not showing up, we had geese to fight and moosens to tame.

[@Kamiyu97]

OMG loved it! Didn't get USA's flex though... I agreed with Italy's answer right away and it killed me lol.

[@uppside3283]

Just to let you know, I'm American and I would not even breath a flex like that..

[@Rong_Xuan_LRX]

2:17 Explode sound

[@Hellster1]

YO WHAT'S POPPIN

[@suedev8196]

0:54 Mongolia and India don't care

[@gordonfurness6253]

Lux Aeterna...I would recognize that piece anywhere....even if it is a remix. One of the most profound pieces of music I have ever encountered in my life.

[@Geo-Twull]

How is it possible to make so many jokes in a single video?

[@Артем-ю1р6я]

I live in Ukrainian🇺🇦

[@Ricericericericericericecooker]

I feel bad for you

[@Milestones99_Official]

Im from ukraine too

[@egohole]

I live in American

[@Jsa_boom]

I don’t like u I’m friend of Russia India

[@Jsa_boom]

@ResziaQuizGamer12 did i ask?

[@samiplays6365]

the outro- bro really knew i was watching the video without clicking it by hovering mouse💀💀

[@KENNYd04360]

Is there more of this ? is too fun !

[@Exav2]

The "I was out, making moves" is a quintessentially British little in joke. love it!

[@CappyAnimations1]

1:17 bro had the audacity to call Her “Cutie”💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 [what I mean is India literally has a crush on Poland]

[@A_random_MJ_fan]

Italy was so iconic in this😭

[@Somepersonrblx]

Chad legit means “big lake” after lake Chad, what used to be bigger then all 5 of the Great Lakes combined.

[@RedRock-kr7sc]

0:16 This prart had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣 God bless

[@eljefeamericano4308]

American, here. Loved this.

[@LittlebodyBigMellie]

*Spits out tea* "Will this affect the fortinte economy?" Australia's upside down messages "Im invading Chad republic" 100% the best parts

[@chesscrater6331]

can you include more countries and let it run through somewhat slower please? It's hard to read everything but entertaining.

[@epgamer1145]

Ok, so chap republic and Italy is next on the list. Canada, mind helping out? I’m sure you can keep adding to that list you made a while back.

[@AngelAdrian-sk3fy]

Video idea: if train companies had a discord

[@justaramdomperson0]

LMAO- At the part with Italy I literally craked in two- (I'm italian myself btw, lol)

[@Dylan-q2s]

Australia's text being upside-down is hilarious