"Bitcoins are worth a fortune!" "To whom?" "To People who are willing to pay a fortune for Bitcoin!"
@callumsmith3382 жыл бұрын
It’s the same as diamonds, actually worthless, but clever marketing and control of stock has lead to the belief that they’re expensive
@c.r_e.m_a.32672 жыл бұрын
Yea just like every other paper money we use that is worthless. Crypto is actually worth something, and safer than actual cash. I don’t have to depend on a bank for my money. I have full control over it.
@EmeraldEyesEsoteric2 жыл бұрын
Except for when the next Carrington solar event wipes out the internet completely.
@andrewfsheffield2 жыл бұрын
I learned that lesson back in like 1995 with magic the gathering cards. Had a collection that was worth hundreds of dollars according to the magic the gathering magazines at the time, when I sold my collection to the gaming store I got like 60 bucks because that is what the gaming store was willing to pay. And this was before selling cards on the internet was a thing.
@DrOtto-sx7cp2 жыл бұрын
@@EmeraldEyesEsoteric 👍😆
@bezenhappync2 жыл бұрын
The production team freaking out when he calls China a goofball country is hilarious 😂
@MauroEnfermoDeLepra2 жыл бұрын
Yet banning it it's the least goofball thing they could do
@Benneducci2 жыл бұрын
Show me the lie!
@DaToTao2 жыл бұрын
I repeated that part like 4 times 😂😂
@toku_moriya2 жыл бұрын
I could hear the social credit score plummet as fast as rogercoin's value
@Catseye1892 жыл бұрын
3:27
@FakingANerve Жыл бұрын
"Heroin and feet pics, mostly." 😂😂😂
@mattlm64 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good investment.
@lapizite7879 Жыл бұрын
I scrolled down and saw this the exact moment he said that
@takemyshoesoff3350 Жыл бұрын
Feet pics. Lol
@c0horst11 ай бұрын
Sold!
@user-bk5xo1gj7k6 ай бұрын
what else do you need?
@zgamez129 Жыл бұрын
"a subsection of the internet that has strong opinions on age of consent laws" made me crack 😂 Edit: it seems like bots have found my comment. "Marcia Ann Bice" is not a real crypto guru.
@KouenTenshi Жыл бұрын
Same
@mesiroy1234 Жыл бұрын
But if you like Bitcoin but don't like under age girl. What iam?
@RonaldRegain Жыл бұрын
Rogers is best
@wakkadakkaify Жыл бұрын
that is a timeless line
@magasaurus7210 Жыл бұрын
..Andrew Tate Enters the Room..
@bodiesbydefinition2 жыл бұрын
"Pretending to understand block chain is simple." I'm done.
@Bryanhaproff2 жыл бұрын
Why pretend? You could spend the next few years of your life STUDYING!!! Or you could just PRETEND. And be exactly where you are now. A pretender.
@michaelrunco59402 жыл бұрын
@@Bryanhaproff You obviously aren't who this video was for, as you are a 5 year in true believer in this fairy tale. You get it's a scam, right? Like stocks, but with no intrinsic value other than what you can fool someone else into paying you for them.
@Bryanhaproff2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelrunco5940 Only partly accurate. In Blockchain. Many are being used to serve a purpose. Like making sure your food is fresh at the supermarket. From farm to table... Its not all about Gambling. or the stock market . It is about the Future of WEB 3.0
@kinyutaka2 жыл бұрын
@@Bryanhaproff how exactly is mining imaginary blocks keeping farm to table foods growing?
@rush1er2 жыл бұрын
....and Mars is flat.
@ComicalRealm2 жыл бұрын
“Bitcoin price keeps increasing exponentially” Me: *buys bitcoin* Bitcoin: well now I’m not doing it
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Haha that's basically it
@christherk92962 жыл бұрын
Just hold it for a little longer, it will more than likely go up from where you bought it. you don't lose money unless you sell.
@BlackWolfakaCarlos2 жыл бұрын
@@christherk9296 by that logic you lost money the second you bought into crypto, and only earn or make back anything when you sell
@TheArtofKAS2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👁👏👁👏😂👁
@andrewfrancis35912 жыл бұрын
@@cracked Is it one of those pyramid selling schemes? I still don't understand, just thick.
@MoosesValley2 жыл бұрын
"... an investment more vaporous than a ghost fart ..." 🤣🤣🤣 The perfect overview of horrible cryptocurrency and NFT scams.
@Yoxa411 ай бұрын
There is alot of scams in all of new things, not only crypto or nft, but i agree with you. However this video is making crypto look like total scam and bs, which is not obviously. Its people money, which have alot of cons compared to real world money, and its value will only increase, because bitcoin is not inflationary, unlike the dollar, which in far future will be worth like venezuela currency, which is cheaper than actual paper
@soggyslays11702 жыл бұрын
I would never have expected someone so old to be so meme savy tbh. Hats off to this legend
@BobBob-rg9cp Жыл бұрын
he always has been *Shoots you while you stare at the earth*
@JustinKoenigSilica Жыл бұрын
You're aware of what a SCRIPT is?
@venomx9973 Жыл бұрын
@@JustinKoenigSilica hes really good at acting that he understands what he says then?
@theseangle Жыл бұрын
@@venomx9973maybe the team explains the memes to him and he himself is prolly very aware of the situation.
@Karenlisa111 ай бұрын
My portfolio comprises of three major markets, and Marcia Ann Bice is the investment advisor that guides me, she's well renowned, most likely the internet is where to find out about her.
@ginger02082 жыл бұрын
Roger's savageness never let's me down. That "Always has been." made it for me.
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
He's a good, strong man haha
@ginger02082 жыл бұрын
@@cracked I couldn't agree more
@patrickmalloy27982 жыл бұрын
Integrating that meme was a stroke of genius.
@michaelg19152 жыл бұрын
@@cracked he always has been
@darkpoechi2 жыл бұрын
I thought this was funny, but mostly wrong. Crypto is useful for many things, and has many merits and demerits, such as follows; 1. Decentralized Means Funding things without relying on a system that is often abused. Such as the protesters on Africa recently, because the warlords there presured the government to shut them down and stole. Or when social media companies, payment processors and some banks all broke the law to steal from the journalist Julian Assange for being too honest it was inconvenient. Or when the same kind of things were done to censor others. Which is why China banned it, protesters there were using it to keep the government from just taking everything they owned, which they tried, so as to shut them up. Spoiler that didn't really stop them from using it, or owning it, it just made using it there illegal, thus harder. While it makes it harder for a tyrannical government to steal what you have. The downside is this does mean people are now using it for illegal transactions. However This isn't new, it's much like they did previously with prepaid cards, cash such as USD, gold, silver, diamonds, drugs, and so on. Criminals Don't deal in debit or credit cards that are not prepaid because too easy to track. 2. It is useful for sending money overseas. WU has a tendency to ban people who run legitimate businesses while allowing scamers from using their services due to incompetence. Banks also often restrict such transactions and make them hard or at times impossible. Crypto has no such issues, but that does also make it more risky if you are paying someone in it, given it also lacks the protections. 3. It is similar to stocks on how it operates. So, if the fluctuations are a problem then you shouldn't be doing crypto or the stock market for the same reasons. 4. It is true it uses a lot of electricity, but it also produces at least a bit more value than the cost of the electric in most places. Thus, it is very useful for decreasing the payback time of off grid solar, wind, biomass and so on. That is something you Don't have an option if you have a strictly off grid system as you can not sell your excess electric to the grid. This lowers the payback time to around half for off grid systems (so still 2 to 5 years). Off grid systems are cheaper than ongrid systems, and way cheaper than hybrid system that work both on and off grid. Furthermore, a strictly ongrid system don't actually work if the power goes out. The downside is there is a need for hardware that produces Crypto Thus increasing demand. If supply low and demand high, price go up. This isn't new, and isn't wholly due to Crypto no matter what you are taking about, including the price of graphics cards. It may be part of the reason regarding that specific hardware, but it is far from the only reason, it isn't even the main reason. If people haven't noticed, America has been having serious shortages on everything on and off for 4 to 5 years. We had to do a nearly nation wide rassioning of, ketchup packets, meats, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, gasoline, so on in just the past 4 years. More than once for some of these things. I guess those shortages must also be Crypto too then, right? Clearly, you need chicken and ketchup for building a computer, not sure where you would install food in a computer though. 5. Crypto currency is useful for having a diversified finance portfolio, as they are not nation specific. When China, Russia and so on stock market is doing with it tends that America isn't and reverse too, this is due to competition and isn't generally major. Thus, people who have the money to diversify investments buy stocks in more than one nations companies, keep more than one currency, gold/silver, houses, and now Crypto. This way if there is a crash or mass inflation like currently in America, early 2000's in America, 1960's in America, the American prohibition, and the Great depression. Then you likely are less effected even if you are still effected. Mainly by the merit of diversifying you holdings/savings. More options for that means potentially safer. This isn't new, only Crypto is new, and that just means 1 more option for diversifying. 6. That decentralized thing, also means it doesn't have the risk that if banks go under, money gone, now you are broke. Which is a huge part of what caused the great depression, and the early 2000's recession. The only option the government had was bail out the failing banks at everyone else's expense. All because the banks made very bad business decisions and went broke. In short, bank do well, bank make money. Bank do bad, you pay for their failures, then economic system have big issues. Mainly because the other option is bank do bad, bank broke, then everyone who has account in bank, now have $0 in bank. The merit is the same risks don't exist. Assuming the government eventually chooses not to, or can not afford to, bail out the banks when they lose your money. The downside to this is you Don't have the same protections with your money. Also, if you haven't noticed we can have 800% inflation in 4 to 6 years if things get really bad. Meaning what was $1, 4 to 6 years ago can cost $8 today. Which makes the USD itself not as stable as was insinuated in this video. Mainly, given the money of America isn't backed by anything, so is nothing but an IOU issued by the American government. Thus, the USD is more stable than Crypto from a value perspective. However, far less stable than this video suggests, as has been proven clearly in the past few years, for the 9th time in American history. However, if America goes under for any reason, USD worth 0. Crypto can't go under due to decentralization, so at worst, Crypto worth slightly more than 0. So, Crypto has a above 0 cap, that the USD doesn't have, but it is less stable than the USD, much like the stock market. 7. There are countless Crypto wallets that are just like banks regarding password recovery. So, you can choose one that has no more risk, of that being an issue, than nearly 80% of all banks given the lack of brick and mortar locations. Just chose carefully and do your research first. Investing in anything before doing proper research is a bad idea. Isn't that how most people deal with most financial discussions, or am I the only one? 8. Not all Crypto even involves hardware to acquire. So, a graphics card isn't even necessary in some cases. For example; BAT is produced via the brave browser by the adds you watch. Brave browser is a browser with a built in ad blocker. So, you can choose to see no ads, normal ads, BAT producing ads, or Normal ads and BAT producing ads. Company pays Brave money to show ads to you. Brave gives you a part of that money in BAT for watching the ad. Another example; XYZ is from the coin app, and is much the same, they show you ads but also geolocate you giving bonuses for visiting stores, and taking surveys. They are a bit more sketchy/stingy than Brave, and the value of XYZ isn't much more than BAT. In both of these cases you won't make much, but you do make something with time. In 6 months between the 2 I made around $25. It isn't much, but it is at Least a dinner. Given I didn't need any specialized hardware, didn't use any more electricity than normal, and didn't really change my routine/actions in any real way. I would say $25 in 6 months, just for having an app on my phone that I basically never look at, and just using a Chrome like browser, instead of normal Chrome, is pretty decent. -- I guess what I am saying is everything including crypto has it's merits and demerits. However, I must say that this video, while funny, did seriously miss the mark. It seems that he did at best, minimumal research, before making this video.
@bboyauron2 жыл бұрын
"just because something was created for a specific purpose, doenst mean it cant be co-opted for an orobosian cycle of raw capitalism that recycles real resources into planetary waste, for the sake of ever more ephereal noncreations that only exists as mirages in our minds" is a hell of a fucking sentence. bravo writers!! (and roger)
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Mark crushed this script
@bboyauron2 жыл бұрын
@@cracked no doubt. 100% crushed
@chadatchison1452 жыл бұрын
@@cracked Who the f*ck is Mark
@ms_enj2 жыл бұрын
Roger's smug smile at the end says "yeah, I just nailed that delivery."
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Roger has that certain something to carry off the scripts.
@sunshine19701989 Жыл бұрын
When i don't understand something in life, I come here and let Roger explain it to me!😊
@NoHomerS Жыл бұрын
Isn't he the best😂?
@cautiouslycynical9786 Жыл бұрын
@Paradox1A9B2w7 More like comical gross exaggerations. But it's not supposed to be the news or anything.
@lionelk.1739 Жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth 😏
@Karenlisa111 ай бұрын
My portfolio comprises of three major markets, and Marcia Ann Bice is the investment advisor that guides me, she's well renowned, most likely the internet is where to find out about her.
@lionelk.173911 ай бұрын
@oliveradams5030 A good profit. A good profit at what. What can I possibly buy with cryptocurrency? A new home, a new car. Can I buy new clothes? How about an escort for the night. Can I exchange it for a different currency? Or does it just looks good in hyperspace. Mr. Oliver Adams, you're either a hustler or a con.
@watsontyler42 Жыл бұрын
"HEROIN and FEET PICS" LMAO Bro you described the whole deep web in 4 words lmao.
@jordanwest435 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nathanhearn89142 жыл бұрын
“What can I buy with it?” “Heroin and feet pics mostly” 😂😂😂😂
@thembamahlangu90282 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@LincolnDWard2 жыл бұрын
AMC theaters are going to start accepting a few cryptocurrencies in December!
@huehuecoyotl22 жыл бұрын
@@LincolnDWard But why would anybody spend it on anything consumer item? It's for hording or evading.
@xenonsan31102 жыл бұрын
@@huehuecoyotl2 I can't tell if that's ironic but anyway it's cause people are treating crypto all wrong. When they say it's an investment it's like saying you are investing in the euro or the yuan. Yes it's more volatile but only because it's not tied to one government's treasury and the fact people treat it like it's a stock (when it shouldn't be)
@LincolnDWard2 жыл бұрын
@@xenonsan3110 yes! And also because we're still fairly early in the adoption process, so a few billionaires can have a huge effect on the market just because they're the only major players.
@15314143732 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how well this video aged
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Haha RIGHT!?
@richardarriaga62712 жыл бұрын
Like Gouda cheese.
@-------------------DD2 жыл бұрын
@@richardarriaga6271 haha
@TylerShacklefordDurden2 жыл бұрын
If you bought btc at the start of the Rona crash, you're still up 300% today, even with the four year halving correction. Meanwhile, your cash savings are on fire in the wind.
@15314143732 жыл бұрын
@@TylerShacklefordDurden joke's on you, i dont have cash savings
@punderlord2 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this now that the entire crypto market is crashing and laughing my ass off
@Kevin_Zakah2 жыл бұрын
I almost sunk my money in crypto
@jwwthree2 жыл бұрын
Always trust Roger 😂😂😂
@richardarriaga62712 жыл бұрын
Even if world ends, you can burn a pile of cash for warmth or cooking. Can't do that with crypto or NFTs.
2 жыл бұрын
well actually it got worst xd
@hangguy2092 жыл бұрын
Cheers! Me too. Who's laughing now crypto cripple heads?
@SidewaysN2 жыл бұрын
Roger is the embodiment of sarcasm. He isn’t the hero we asked for but he’s the one we need
@OldmanNix2 жыл бұрын
Ehh. But we did ask for him. And now he's back!
@justinwinn012 жыл бұрын
He would be a great character in gta games
@Edgeof6662 жыл бұрын
He's totally the hero I asked for, sir.
@bhatkat2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see an old guy who doesn't give a rat's ass who he offends. I can see him giving St Peter shit about the pearly gates...
@sketchur2 жыл бұрын
Oh, we asked for him! :D
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
We are 100% gonna get crypto bots hocking their currencies in here (and probably crypto ads before and after the video), and I'm just going to leave them. It's part of the experience. I'm so meta.
@Rahbinah2 жыл бұрын
Yup, I was looking for the whatsapp number. LOL. Please do a video on "If Timeshare companies were honest"
@brett29672 жыл бұрын
Part of the video lmao! I love it!!
@b1mw932 жыл бұрын
Yes you are.
@ironduke61002 жыл бұрын
At first I was gonna say I'm fairly sure the word is "hawking" but because I'm terrified of criticism from random internet strangers, I googled "hocking" and this is in fact a correct usage of it. New achievement: vocabulary +1
@walksinthedarkness2 жыл бұрын
First add I got after watching the video was one of the 'You can earn millions working from home!' videos!
@darrens3 Жыл бұрын
That ending. Wow. Utterly hilarious. One of the best yet!
@donavenmesser8569 Жыл бұрын
Always has been
@ragnarok8834 Жыл бұрын
Yes, The best ending of this video...an Ad by VenlyNFT,
@JoshuaK.Coble222 ай бұрын
Thanks Mate, the sad truth is that no one has a clue, we all react to what happens as it happens and try to analyse it but can’t predict an iota of what is going to unfold in the markets… content creators are like amplifiers, when times are good they affirm it and try to tell you why it’s good and that it’s looking bullish but then all of a sudden the market turns bearish and everyone affirms it again and try to analyse why… it’s so sad that many are so powerless and it's not about guessing the market's next move; it's about playing it smart and steady during trading...managed to grow a nest egg of around 2.3Bitcoin to a decent 19Bitcoin in the space of a few months... I'm especially grateful to Craig Reeder whose deep expertise and traditional trading acumen have been invaluable in this challenging, ever-evolving financial landscape..
@JoshuaK.Coble222 ай бұрын
He's mostly on Telegrams, using the user name
@JoshuaK.Coble222 ай бұрын
CraigReeder
@YasserTenagatki2 ай бұрын
Thanks for keeping it light and real at the same time. hodlers like us really need him in times like these
@nuevacuentapure20222 ай бұрын
I appreciate the professionalism and dedication of the team behind Reeder ’s trade signal service.
@omaresdossantos2 ай бұрын
Productivity is never accidental; it is always the result of careful planning, dedication, and consistency.
@TheSaneMongrels2 жыл бұрын
"Just because a product is created for a specific purpose, doesn't mean it can't be coopted for an ouroborosian cycle of raw capitalism that recycles real resources into planetary waste for the sake of ever-more ethereal non-creations that only exist as mirages in our minds." This may be the best sentence written for KZbin of all time. *chef's kiss*
@danfr2 жыл бұрын
Definitely not wrong. Also seems like you could describe the stock market the same way.
@3nertia2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to capitalism! :D
@cezarcatalin14062 жыл бұрын
Whatever happens in the real world, we must appease the holy line which represents an abstract indirect measure of how rich investors are feeling. “Go up !” economists said “Go up !”
@smilingkevin2 жыл бұрын
Glad someone transcribed it - thanks! Going to have to get it on a shirt or something.
@BobPagani2 жыл бұрын
@@danfr The stock market is somewhat bullshitty but stocks are based on actual physical companies that sell actual physical products, unlike crypto currencies which are based on vapor.
@goldrake8212 жыл бұрын
"Pretending to understand the blockchain is simple" Even the authors are master of this 😂
@MarmotCanales Жыл бұрын
1:49 “chain Chungus” 🤣🤣🐰🐰
@shadown5757 Жыл бұрын
“More vaporous than a ghost fart” 🤣🤣
@mr_gl00m322 жыл бұрын
I've gone through the last few years thinking that Roger had passed away, really happy to see that he's alive and well, and happily scamming people out of their hard earned cash.
@mininahid33002 жыл бұрын
I was really missing him.
@Jebu9112 жыл бұрын
Good thing hes been around more often now
@terrapinflyer2732 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@brrberrymerry2 жыл бұрын
Same
@MrWaterbugdesign2 жыл бұрын
That's not Roger. Roger was digitized into a blockchain and is now an NFT I own. Bought him from a dude on Reddit so I know it's legit. You're welcome.
@willhiggins95632 жыл бұрын
That “Always has been” moment at the end killed me. 🤣
@FFKonoko2 жыл бұрын
killed jordan too
@adamweah80372 жыл бұрын
Roger is a youtube legend , With no intentions of undermine your effort, but these are all predictions and does not require guarantee growth from $35k -80k in few months , i have about $41k set asides to invest and i could appreciate quality investment advice
@grinjohnson64522 жыл бұрын
You are better of getting in touch with a real time coach or professional .
@elliotwilson88742 жыл бұрын
With the current uncertainties in the market , investing solely based on prediction would be a fools errand , i personally had to get in touch with a coach to better navigate the market
@floydchusset31432 жыл бұрын
Well i got in touch with my coach April , and through her guidance , ive seen steady growth from $5k to approximately $38k . its been straightforward asnd simple , not as difficult as it used to be
@truthiscensored Жыл бұрын
Had a friend last year telling me " Bitcoin is going to make many Billionaires and go up to $150,000"...That was when it was up to $68K record high It actually went down $50,000 and I asked him what happen what happened...he said no comment lol
@scottvelez3154 Жыл бұрын
Good times, good times
@patrickmanasco8772 Жыл бұрын
See that’s why when you say it’s going to $150k you gotta specify it may not be for a few more cycles n it may also fall completely flat before than but if not it’s pretty likely still
@OriginalCovfefe Жыл бұрын
Sounds like crypto fanboys in general lol
@oceanbytez847 Жыл бұрын
he bought into it way late. It did make billionaires. The ones who bough bitcoin at 0.008 > in the late 2000's and early 10's are the billionaires lmao.
@0000song0000 Жыл бұрын
It's a pyramid scheme. All the celebs telling you to buy "got it" for less than $10. It's awesome (for them) to buy a thousand imaginary coins and resell them for hundreds of times what they paid for. The growth only means convincing sillier people in. 😳 "hey buy my $1 baseball card for a milion" kind of thing
@anthonywolf943 Жыл бұрын
the Block Chain, and if you don't know what that is or how it works then you're a perfect candidate 😂😂😂
@zer0zer0nin92 жыл бұрын
“Always has been” was NOT a meme I expected Cracked to bust out. Brava, brava~
@Invadershaun2 жыл бұрын
Yeah caught me off guard and got a decent chuckle out of it
@trauko13882 жыл бұрын
*Bravo
@trauko13882 жыл бұрын
@Против Глобал Estás más perdido que gaviota en Bolivia si crees que eso es italiano...
@gartenzwerg447952 жыл бұрын
Whoever came up with 'chain chungus' should get a raise!
@rush1er2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I died on that one too!
@heinzkitzvelvet2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and it'll be 1 millionth of a Bitcoin. 😂😂😂
@giantred2 жыл бұрын
They will get paid out in Rogecoin
@thoryan3057 Жыл бұрын
The very ending was absolute perfection.
@januszo.2180 Жыл бұрын
yes!!!!
@fifty1971 Жыл бұрын
Coming back to this after FTX, Celsius, Voyager, Blockfi, 3AC, And Gemini. Jesus Christ.
@caseychavez9815 Жыл бұрын
Luna ?
@fifty1971 Жыл бұрын
@@caseychavez9815 i got scammed on celsius, what about you?
@TheFailedmessiah Жыл бұрын
@@fifty1971 should have invested in roge coin
@Tential1 Жыл бұрын
We tried to warn you....
@playsomething40294 ай бұрын
I knew about FTX but I hadn’t heard about Celcius. What happened when you used Celsius? @@fifty1971
@stevekombolis31972 жыл бұрын
"A subsection of the internet with strong opinions on the age of consent" may be the funniest thing I've heard. Once you understand who you're dealing with on the internet everything starts to make sense
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
No one can understand the entire Internet (actually, the World Wide Web is the content, the Internet is the data network itself).
@TucoBenedicto2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I lost it at that line.
@Wltrwllyngaeiou2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm going to have to start using that one
@irlshrek2 жыл бұрын
Can you fill me in?
@50733Blabla13372 жыл бұрын
@@irlshrek Libertarians love crypto cause the evil state and taxes etc. The point is a lot of libertarians have.... well strong opinions on age of consent laws and laws in general. Its the crowd of "dont tread on me" larpers
@markwuahlbuargg47802 жыл бұрын
"a subsection of the internet that has strong opinion on age of consent law" That was too real.
@Bryanhaproff2 жыл бұрын
In crypto over 5 yrs. that was a meaningless fucking statement
@markwuahlbuargg47802 жыл бұрын
@@Bryanhaproff By "too real" I mostly just mean its a statement that my own biases have predispose me to think is true XD
@phillipjiang15932 жыл бұрын
who is this subsection anyways?
@DjSharperimage2 жыл бұрын
@@phillipjiang1593 The people on the dark net that uses crypto to buy stuff.
@Richard_Nickerson2 жыл бұрын
@@Bryanhaproff You're all over the comments simply expressing how easily offended and overly sensitive you are
@MissAmazanda Жыл бұрын
Summed up Crypto pretty good lol.....
@luisfilipe2023 Жыл бұрын
Only the negatives
@Jimmy_Gustafsson Жыл бұрын
@@luisfilipe2023Yeah, summed up crypto that is
@SiriusMined Жыл бұрын
@@luisfilipe2023 because there are no real positives
@obvioustruth Жыл бұрын
Really? Then how one would sum up american gov't? That would be really scarry.
@JemRau Жыл бұрын
“Uses more electricity than Switzerland.” 😂
@TheHockeyGuy2 жыл бұрын
I laughed all the way through this one.
@Pavel_Engines2 жыл бұрын
Hi Shannon. Great to see you 👋
@yogibearstie2 жыл бұрын
1 bitcoin = 496 hockey sweaters.
@darklight69212 жыл бұрын
the ending was the best. mars is flat.
@AntonioFGagliardiLugo2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I had to pause it so many times just to finish the laught and be able to hear the rest
@Jinkypigs2 жыл бұрын
@@yogibearstie haha, as long as the mass delusion last.
@lalothewusky2 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a video on Army Recruitment, just to see roger dress up as a drill instructor and call us maggots
@ALLOVERNYC2 жыл бұрын
I think he did make one years ago
@slappy2002 жыл бұрын
Yushu Thomas and A Combat Veteran have vids that are comedy gold
@lauranolastnamegiven33852 жыл бұрын
you don't need to tell us your fantasies, Bun
@youknowwhoyouare22692 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they lured you in with a dodge charger
@reggiefurlow12 жыл бұрын
More like your momma don't love you, we're you born special or did you fall really hard🤣🤣🤣those I did hear
@NicoleSudhoff Жыл бұрын
"Pretending to understand block chain is simple"
@pghurd3340 Жыл бұрын
Every time another crypto-whatever fails, I send this out to all of my tech-friends right before they take lunch at their 9 to 5. Lol.
@boejiden Жыл бұрын
Still waiting bitcoin to fail...
@jerkasmo11 ай бұрын
@@boejiden You'd be waiting forever if you think bitcoin is an investment that will outperform the S&P over the next 10 years. Bitcoin might plummet or it might move mostly sideways over the next 10 years, but there's no underlying company that is growing profits organically. It's a pure gamble because you hope the next person will pay you more for your bitcoin than you did.
@TheAlps365 ай бұрын
@@boejidenit will, and then rise, and then fall, and then rise and then fall and it'll keep on doing this until the dollar is gone. Any ideas when that might be?
@beccawhite18872 жыл бұрын
"Collective hallucination" is 100% accurate. 😂👍
@purnendusharma13832 жыл бұрын
That's relegion😂
@ayeyaheye2 жыл бұрын
Thats the effects of ready oh and tell lie vision and thirdly so shall media.
@DumbledoreMcCracken Жыл бұрын
@@purnendusharma1383 everything is a cult, especially money
@Trbrigade Жыл бұрын
I will tell you a secret. Cryptocoins have always been the plaything of a small group of nerds. And they became popular only in 2011, when this payment method was noticed by the international drug mafia. The drug mafia made cryptocurrencies popular, and they began to grow in price. Well, when something grows in price, so quickly, then everyone who is not lazy jumps into this train. The explosive growth of cartels, and the increase in violence in Mexico in 2011-14, is also related to this. With the fact that the drug mafia received an important tool, 1) to launder money 2) to receive payments that are difficult to trace. What was a toy for nerds has become a tool for criminals. Just google the level of violence that was going on in Mexico in the 10s. And not only in Mexico. With such a tool as dЕcentralised tor payments, the drug mafia will acquire a level of power that even Escobar could not dream of.🤣 Welcome to Cyberpunk.
@andrewmathew3254 Жыл бұрын
@@purnendusharma1383here we see a proud dumbecRAT that can’t define a woman explaining why religion is not real
@aaronguo51282 жыл бұрын
I'm a Chinese. I laughed so hard at that censorship joke.
@granthuge4862 жыл бұрын
Communist China and their few siblings should not allow to exist in this universe.
@housekilla4572 жыл бұрын
-1,000,000 social credit. Big oof.
@roberteischen41702 жыл бұрын
@grant huge off to a work camp with you until you learn to love the party.
@granthuge4862 жыл бұрын
@@roberteischen4170 Pentagon should launch a sneak attack of 500 hydrogen bomb on mainland China and Russia , send both of them along with their other communist buddy to the core of the 🌎 earth.... Then blame it on Dr. Manhattan....
@Cyborg11702 жыл бұрын
I a Chinese too. That joke was good.
@notsure7874 Жыл бұрын
A friend of mine was mining bitcoin when it was less than 20 bucks / coin. He had a LOT on a custodial wallet, and ended up wiping the wrong hard drive - BOOM! No more bitcoin for you! He'd be a millionaire right now, but no...
@TinHeart Жыл бұрын
Crypto... For when you want your currency to be designed as a pyramid scheme
@AdmiralBison Жыл бұрын
it's not a pyramid scheme. it's more like a trapezoid....with a very acute pointy top. 😋
@AngryReptileKeeper Жыл бұрын
To be fair, the US financial system isn't any better.
@JakeBaldwin110 ай бұрын
@@AngryReptileKeeper But one is backed by the federal government and one is backed by jack. So you should go with the option with something keeping it in check, the only other option is the barter system. (Which honestly is looking better by the minute)
@jackson816915 күн бұрын
@@JakeBaldwin1 there will never be more than 21 million bitcoin while the usd is getting constantly printed and inflation is going through the roof. As trust in fiat currency falls trust in crypto will rise. If you were to buy bitcoin at the time of this video you'd be rich.
@foxrings2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part was when everyone behind the camera freaked out when he said something disparaging about China. 🤣 A commentary on the strange amount of influence China has.
@plzletmebefrank2 жыл бұрын
@ph34r inovade ... No. Just block content in their country, causing their billions of citizens to have to workaround to access it, if that's even an option for them, if they're even willing to, if they even care about that particular piece of western content in the first place... Okay, but the fact of the mater is, China is huge. And more than a bit dictatorial, and sensitive. So... Big business that's easy to piss off.
@clauz89862 жыл бұрын
@@plzletmebefrank mind your business yank😂 Why you talk about things you dont know?
@TheNefastor2 жыл бұрын
China can't even make electricity anymore. They won't have the means to see videos against the CCP 😅
@Manysdugjohn2 жыл бұрын
@@clauz8986 Nice try china
@plzletmebefrank2 жыл бұрын
@@clauz8986 ... Name one thing I stated in my comment that's incorrect.
@beng5572 жыл бұрын
“What can I buy with RogeCoin? Heroin and feet pics mostly.” 😂🤣💀
@chaosmastermind2 жыл бұрын
You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
@chaosmastermind2 жыл бұрын
@Chris Hansen I mean, it's not like their purchases changed any with a different currency.. HEYOOOO
@joesamson262 жыл бұрын
Dang. Quentin Tarantino would love RogeCoin!
@ThatVinylChannel2 жыл бұрын
Roger's feet pics?
@STScott-qo4pw2 жыл бұрын
@@chaosmastermind 🤣🤣🤣
@kingbosswymean5307 Жыл бұрын
“Strong opinions of age of consent” not him roasting libertarians. This guy is the best
@sunlesssirris Жыл бұрын
Liberal and Libertarian are two totally different dispositions.
@kingbosswymean5307 Жыл бұрын
@@sunlesssirris libertarian are openly peds m8
@testacals Жыл бұрын
@@sunlesssirris They used to be the same. Nowadays just slightly different.
@MarquisLeary3411 ай бұрын
@@sunlesssirris He was actually roasting Cryptoland with it.
@redbull__7 Жыл бұрын
As someone who had an official cryptocurrency some years ago, i must say this is very accurate. Most of the people are unaware that most of the coins purpose is to solve a "problem" that isnt really a problem. Just a modern ponzi scheme but with a lot of psychology involved to manipulate (potential) investors.
@MbisonBalrog7 ай бұрын
Why does it need to solve a math problem? How does that give value as a medium of exchange?
@thegoldenatlas7537 ай бұрын
@@MbisonBalrog Basically the math is just to slow down adding too the chain. If there wasnt a speed limit a malicious actor could reorder the chain to enable spending they dont actually have, but to do so youd have to recalculate the hashes for all the blocks after whatever block you dont have, the math is what prevents you from doing so quickly.
@MbisonBalrog7 ай бұрын
@@thegoldenatlas753 lol 😂 that is actually an ingenious way to prevent counterfeiting.
@thegoldenatlas7537 ай бұрын
@@MbisonBalrog yep proof-of-work (the math) was one of the 3 defining pieces of bitcoin that made cryptocurrency possible, it is literally the crypto part of the name. Of course we have newer systems that are slightly weaker but overall have the same end result such as proof of stake and a few others i don't have experience myself with. Ironically the energy use complaints of Proof of work have been proven to be falsehoods, the current banking system and archnet system used in the US is per transaction about 2000x more energy use for the same number of transactions as bitcoin (and bitcoin is the biggest energy user of cryptocurrency) Not to mention 56% of crypto is powered by renewable energy since miners (the people making money off doing the math) are incentivized to find the best energy solutions, hydro has been popular since they can also use the water infrastructure for cooling the equipment.
@Seetiyan2 жыл бұрын
"ouroborosian." Wow. This is a word we needed in the modern age.
@tarpham2 жыл бұрын
Fucking thank you. I couldn't quite get what he was saying here.
@wandererstraining2 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, Ouroboros is also the name of Cardano's proof of stake protocol (which doesn't use proof of work, so no mining).
@derekcooley93452 жыл бұрын
Mighty...phoenix...from the ashes, arises...firebird cycle of life...regenerate the cell.
@MarioRafaelM2 жыл бұрын
What Cracked doesn't know is that we are about to launch a new meme coin called Rogecoin thanks for the name
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
NOOooOoOOOooooOOO
@MarioRafaelM2 жыл бұрын
@@cracked Buy Cracked Stonks we are going to the moon Roger
@MargaritaOnTheRox2 жыл бұрын
@@cracked Sue once they're worth billions. Let them do all the work. 😎
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
@@MargaritaOnTheRox Exactly
@MultiTawas2 жыл бұрын
I'm ready for this pump and dump 👀
@meticulousperversions9064 Жыл бұрын
"more vaporous them ghost farts"...almost killed me
@shendaraalshedir19332 жыл бұрын
There's actually a lot of common sense and education in here. But it's so well done you forget it's a great bit of comedy too! Awesome!!👍🏻. 🌈🇨🇦
@ofskittlez2 жыл бұрын
"What can I buy with it?" "Heroin and feet pics" *Value skyrockets*
@InfernosReaper2 жыл бұрын
There's a reason why it's favored by people who "have strong opinions about age of consent laws" and that's because he left out CP
@Ethan5I52 жыл бұрын
@@InfernosReaper What does that stand for?
@mpGreen032 жыл бұрын
@@Ethan5I5 CP stands for Child P**n
@InfernosReaper2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mitchell from a person or a business?
@aleanddragonITA2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mitchell Earth 2's Land doesn't count If you have so much money like you claim then buy a Ferrari and destroy it in a Video Because this is what real rich people do Destroy very expensive cars
@chess10112 жыл бұрын
The guy: I thought GPUs are for games. Roger: What, are you a kid? I laughed after hearing it. And the last part was epic. 😂
@Bryanhaproff2 жыл бұрын
Thats cool.. I am going to use my Nintendo to Print off some Beer money. Then I will get drunk and play Nintendo 🤣🤣🤣
@thekingoflordagames35172 жыл бұрын
@AeonReign everything that has to do with calculating multiple things at the same time, including mining bitcoin.
@MrDan708 Жыл бұрын
I don't always agree with Warren Buffett, but I agree when he says he won't invest in something he doesn't understand. I've avoided crypto for that reason.
@Dryer_Safe Жыл бұрын
I understand it very well. Which is why I stay as far away from it as I can.
@miklosbartok25642 жыл бұрын
Starting a new job or business by yourself is advisable but mind you the money you invest in that business might not be return because you don't know but the business you Invested the money into. You need to search for an expert trader who knows about the kind of business you want to do before going to do it that's why many people today end up investing their money into the wrong hands.
@wadem.sheehan71522 жыл бұрын
You are right, To be a successful person in life require him or her of hard work and time
@onuhjoseph62622 жыл бұрын
Many of us don't know the right person to invest with so we invest it on wrong places and to the wrong people
@quinnlavoie29472 жыл бұрын
He helped me recovered all i have lost by trading by myself
@tinajackson90472 жыл бұрын
Yes i am a living testimony of Mr Edward
@simongauthier62922 жыл бұрын
I have also experience his great work too, He's good in trading
@dwc19642 жыл бұрын
Re: NFTs Back in my long-ago youth, the silliest example of how anything, including _nothing,_ can be commodified was the "Pet Rock". But at least with that, you got a rock.
@mandisaw2 жыл бұрын
As a child of that era, and a one-time geologist, the rocks definitely had more value than crypto
@memeco502 жыл бұрын
Are we talking diamonds and other precious stones?
@jdraven08902 жыл бұрын
See also the tulip craze
@darwinxavier35162 жыл бұрын
@@vikiai4241 Even then, if useful materials were abundant but not consumable, they wouldn't be precious at all. Part of it is that we're programmed to seek out scarcity and rarity. Hell, shiny pokemon is one of the best examples of an absolutely worthless difference having perceived higher value.
@leebard93352 жыл бұрын
Can I interest you in a PNG of a rock?
@l8dawn2 жыл бұрын
this feels like a fever dream I had after binging all the other "IM ROGER BY THE WAY" videos and desperately wishing for another lmao
@SmartVideosJarkaWatched Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at 'he doesn't know how that's spelled while he says it' ... excellent comedic timing!
@donniet685 Жыл бұрын
I am definitely a candidate for rodgecoin. I think that I will be able to eat gold bars in the post apocalyptic world.
@shikari72 жыл бұрын
"Like all good currencies, Rogecoin should be hoarded forever." 🤣👏
@bensistManors192 жыл бұрын
Roger is a KZbin legend
@Maki-002 жыл бұрын
He just needs his own channel!
@Kiatro2 жыл бұрын
-----\_ Always has been
@keepsmiling83092 жыл бұрын
Thrue
@huylevi2 жыл бұрын
Then buy rogecoin
@DrJ-hx7wv Жыл бұрын
Money doesn't disappear, it only changes hands. This is pretty good.
@davidjeffrey4154 Жыл бұрын
@cherylmargolis7529 Жыл бұрын
Same here, My portfolio has been going down the drain while I try trading,l just don't know what I do wrong
@jonathaneastwood5590 Жыл бұрын
@bettykimberley2469 Жыл бұрын
Wow I'm just shock you mentioned and recommended Expert Mrs Mary,I thought I'm the only trading with her
@javieretasca5344 Жыл бұрын
@@bettykimberley2469 You don't need to be shock because I'm also a huge beneficiary of expert Mary
@zulaihatadam9165 Жыл бұрын
I stumbled upon one of her clients testimonies and decided to try her out...I'm Expecting my third cashout in 2days
@streamerbtw95162 жыл бұрын
“Always has been” was the icing on the cake to a perfect video
@uldisbergvalds12 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact:The reply above this one is a fake and a bot!
@EternalDensity2 жыл бұрын
Would have been even better if the top comment didn't spoil it.
@slingshot992 жыл бұрын
In case you haven't noticed, that's how investing works. There will always be a certain risk associated with it.
@twig85232 жыл бұрын
"Now my Rogcoin is worthless!" Roger: Always has been *blam* Ad that immediately follows: Bitcoin. The best money we've ever had... 😂😂
@DANTHETUBEMAN2 жыл бұрын
That was my opening add,, it's all new world order selling slavery
@Tweetyresm2 жыл бұрын
Saaammeee
@TheCloudtop2 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@tonecorleone75922 жыл бұрын
Same
@silent_anon4042 жыл бұрын
Lol, same
@CarlosDomimik24 күн бұрын
I will be forever grateful to you, you changed my entire life and I will continue to preach on your behalf for the whole world to hear you saved me from huge financial debt with just a small investment, thank you Katherine Rathe.
@susegeissler99824 күн бұрын
Wow. I'm a bit perplexed seeing her been mentioned here also Didn’t know she has been good to so many people too this is wonderful, I'm in my fifth trade with her and it has been super.
@OtumbaCollins24 күн бұрын
She is my family's personal Broker and also a personal Broker to many families in the United states, she is a licensed broker and a FINRA AGENT in the United States.
@VivianLian-sm5uo24 күн бұрын
You trade with Katherine Rathe too? Wow that woman has been a blessing to me and my family.
@NoraBrown-qx9dr24 күн бұрын
I'm new at this, please how can I reach her?
@HelenM-fk1ro24 күн бұрын
I was skeptical at first till I decided to try. Its huge returns is awesome. I can't say much
@CosmosGamingChannel Жыл бұрын
As someone who works in the blockchain space, this was amazing haha.
@maximusaralieous17282 жыл бұрын
Lol that China part was great lol. There is so many layers to it. Leave it to Roger to just say it. Great video.
@blvckcvrd2 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part.
@userre852 жыл бұрын
I don't understand. Care to explain?
@maximusaralieous17282 жыл бұрын
@@userre85 many companies go out of their way to appease China these days because they want that Beijing money. China is a very sensitive regime, they are communists afterall, so if you criticize them in any way, they are likely to ban your stuff. Hence why it cut to people running towards him screaming 'no no no no' and then went to the technical difficulties screen.
@MrQuantumInc2 жыл бұрын
@@userre85 China is ruled by a non-democratic totalitarian regime that will go to extreme lengths to keep control over their country. They can and do impose a variety of restrictions that would be ridiculous by USA or European standards. This includes things that could affect the opinion of the Chinese public, for example social media has to have features that allow the government to censor things. China has a extremely rapidly growing economy with over a Billion (with a capital B) potential customers. So many companies are very desperate to be on the good side of the Chinese government. Getting the approval of that government can mean a massive amount of money but approval can be easily lost. So when somebody says that insults China or the Chinese government others panic.
@MrQuantumInc2 жыл бұрын
@@maximusaralieous1728 While they are still unapologetically totalitarian China is not communist. They transitioned away from proper communism/socialism after the death of Mao Zedong, partly because Mao Zedong's rule featured so many economic disasters and famines. Their economic boom features many mega-corporations and billionaires and very little state owned business. The government can still control businesses however they want, and certain companies became rich because of government help, but most of the time chinese mega-corporations behave exactly like mega-corporations in other countries.
@chaoscommentary21792 жыл бұрын
“Now it’s totally worthless” “always has been” that was good
@FurlowT2 жыл бұрын
As is with everything, the value is all in what people give it.
@torfistrom45492 жыл бұрын
Like the dollar correct it’s useless
@bate010712 жыл бұрын
The price of it that other people are willing to buy it in the marketplace by no means validates it as a currency, or even an investment. It just means that more people are willing to trade their money (US dollars, euros, take your pic) for it, and currently perceive the value (in US dollars to be clear) will go up in the future. It’s all about the timing.
@bate010712 жыл бұрын
@@leepreece813 it’s used extensively in electronics do to its unique physical and chemical properties and scarcity. It doesn’t rust or tarnish like other metals and has strong religious associations in certain religions.
@teemuvesala95752 жыл бұрын
Dollar is worth less than a toilet paper soon. It’s printed to oblivion, it’s outdated, has less use cases than a toilet paper, ruins environment cause you have to cut down trees to print this fake money.
@SonnyGTA Жыл бұрын
I send this to everyone that talks about crypto currency and NFT’s. This was incredibly precise and insanely amazing!!
@matthewhayward7779 Жыл бұрын
The fact that you think "this is incredibly precise..." only show that you have no understanding what you are talking about. This video is funny to ignorant people who get their education from watching mainstream news media and watching dumb videos like this.
@joesoldchanneldeprecated59482 жыл бұрын
This aged beautifully well.
@LemonG420 Жыл бұрын
no it didnt at all the whole finance system is going on blockchain in the comming years and thats just the beginning. look it up
@shizzo68.11 ай бұрын
Wait a couple of years
@BitRoel8 ай бұрын
Buying Bitcoin the moment you posted this was the best thing you could have done this year LMAO
@johnsmith-cw3wo7 ай бұрын
@@BitRoel I really suggest you sell everything you have and fork it all to Dogecoin or something.
@jackson816915 күн бұрын
Your comment aged like milk
@KatT892 жыл бұрын
My new sexuality is Roger saying 'fungibility'
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
That's a strong sexual identity haha
@sogerc12 жыл бұрын
That was my word of the day.
@globeflicker92162 жыл бұрын
Someone left some fungibility on the toilet seat.
@michaelayers9252 жыл бұрын
Myself, I'm partial to "Ouroborosian"
@Rapscallion20092 жыл бұрын
Pass the brain bleach. I do NOT want to think about that.
@kurtsshotgun2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he's back! You're really bringing cracked back
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Doing my best!
@burningmisery2 жыл бұрын
@@cracked We need Roger in these dire times. His honest cynicism is what keeps me alive.
@GHC32 жыл бұрын
@@burningmisery plus Roger's videos are so educational and vital
@paulbushey69242 жыл бұрын
@@cracked God's work
@burningmisery2 жыл бұрын
@@GHC3 Who said education can't be fun, right? 😁
@albundy8595 Жыл бұрын
Over a millions views and so little subscribers , Lets give Roger some lover!!! I'd hire him in the show store
@mattm7798 Жыл бұрын
Who ever said honesty was popular ;)
@sandybruce9092 Жыл бұрын
@@mattm7798and whoever said you were intelligent???
@shutsquad Жыл бұрын
Subbed because of your comment.
@manikyum Жыл бұрын
That's the price every channel that speaks the Truth has to pay. Yt algorithm doesn't show, those channels that don't fit "the narrative", to new viewers.
@dianaz92212 жыл бұрын
This aged rather well.
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Sure seems that way
@t.albertobarbosa89822 жыл бұрын
VERY well!
@TylerShacklefordDurden2 жыл бұрын
Posting round the predictable four year top due to halving cycles was good marketing. Buys you two three years before people get to realize they shouldn't have discounted the highest performing asset on earth because dollar general mad magazine told them to.
@steampunker7 Жыл бұрын
Given what's been going on with FTX recently, this video is probably the only thing crypto related that will ever actually increase in value.
@momchilandonov Жыл бұрын
Just wait for Binance to explode. We know that CZ doesn't have 2.1 billion in reserve which is rather pathetic for the biggest crypto exchange in the world :D.
@hectorvieira43682 жыл бұрын
"Just because a product is created for a specific purpose, it doesn't mean it can't be coopted for an ouroborosian cycle of raw capitalism that recycles real resources into planetary waste for the sake of ever more ethereal non creations that only exist as mirages in our minds." I literally have to come back to this video every now and then to hear this masterpiece of a sentence that sums up pretty much our entire current human existence.
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Pizzacheese102 жыл бұрын
*ouroborosian cycle
@hectorvieira43682 жыл бұрын
@@Pizzacheese10 finally! Thanks!
@meatwax2 жыл бұрын
Truth ..that was fuckin poetry
@seanmcdonald5859 Жыл бұрын
Thank you spelling it. . . . .en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros?wprov=sfla1
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
As always, please check out the sources in our description and be sure to invest your lifesavings in RogeCoin please and thank you!
@turoskensei132 жыл бұрын
This coin now absolutely exists now. You realize that right?
@danj80482 жыл бұрын
Sorry but all my money is going into Chungus Chain
@globeflicker92162 жыл бұрын
Yes! I bought millionses! I will be fabulous money happy! Thank You! 🥰
@pavkata8892 жыл бұрын
That wideo will pump the RegeCoin price
@MrReganomics12 жыл бұрын
DogeCoin to the moon!
@whatsinaname72892 жыл бұрын
I love the energy in this video. Roger (Jack Hunter) has such a charming attitude and it's really funny to see him playing fast and loose with memes.
@neutronjack7399 Жыл бұрын
Roger, you gave my thesaurus a workout today.
@Bassistking2 жыл бұрын
“Like China” was not a scripted moment on the prompter if you look. Roger really savaged out 😂
@BurningAzure2 жыл бұрын
Was it really improvised?
@Bassistking2 жыл бұрын
@@BurningAzure Yeah. If you look at the prompter as the film crew is approaching Roger from the side the line is “…a goofball country bans it” but “like China” was not written anywhere. It picks up as scripted after the technical difficulties screen. Edit: Quote from script more accurately reflected
@005AGIMA2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to assume the omission of "china" on the prompter is part of the script in itself. I say this not to spoil the illusion, but to applaud the quality of the production on these videos. Little details like that really are going the extra mile.
@rahul_siloniya2 жыл бұрын
@@Bassistking where is the prompter I can't see it
@Roald942 жыл бұрын
@@grahamwinston3692 yeah, if they really wanted to avoid pointing at china they can just edit it out
@TheHigherSpace2 жыл бұрын
Trust me if they actually create a Roge coin it will become a meme and explode in value ..
@thefacelessquestion33332 жыл бұрын
I'm buying eet
@deyanpetrov44472 жыл бұрын
There is actually a Hoge coin which is 100x from its initial price.
@cryptopioneer52752 жыл бұрын
Ill buy
@happym0nk3y2 жыл бұрын
I'd buy that for a Dollar!
@user-ui6ef5ei7t2 жыл бұрын
Lets make it happend,i Just dont know how ,,its Just like kermis toss a coin and watch niet rise
@tabormayes20032 жыл бұрын
Looking at this now that Bitcoin has completely plummeted, I’m laughing
@christophermonarch3267 Жыл бұрын
I was silly enough to invest £2000 It’s now standing at £1000 😞😞. You can never withdraw your money because that could be the moment that it triples or quadruples!! It’s an absolute scam I’m very disappointed in myself for falling for it 🤣
@BobLogical2 жыл бұрын
I like my money like I like my college degrees: Extremely overpriced and basically worthless except in some very specific situations.
@Wii4a112 жыл бұрын
I know that feel
@unclejoeoakland2 жыл бұрын
The problem there is, your college degree might, statistically speaking, be useful. Divide what tube rubles can buy with what they can't and it approaches zero.
@sparky44052 жыл бұрын
@@unclejoeoakland college is indeed useful For companies to rake in cash from student debt 😂
@peterlovis5202 жыл бұрын
All my coins are useless except for the 2 min proces it takes to convert them back to FIAT and into my bank account :)
@noahs1502 жыл бұрын
If I'd gotten it at exactly the right time I'd have had a lot more casual sex in my lifetime, and also I'd have become some sort of teacher out of desperation.
@filipmazic54862 жыл бұрын
I feel like Roger is more in touch with modern society than all the generations combined
@livingaboard2 жыл бұрын
This came out in approximately nov 2021. Bitcoin was 56k average. It's now August 2022 and it's 20k. I don't own Bitcoin..
@Kysen10 Жыл бұрын
17k now
@BitRoel8 ай бұрын
Buying Bitcoin the moment you posted this was the best thing you could have done this year LMAO
@illegalalien65422 жыл бұрын
"More vaporous than a ghost fart" - Roger Horton, 2021
@Evan-lr8nq Жыл бұрын
So I got an ad for a crypto company before the video started...
@WarpedPerception2 жыл бұрын
I Miss these videos !
@Drjordanbreeding2 жыл бұрын
This is the fourth new one! They also did recycling, Megachurches, and dentists.
@JRotten2 жыл бұрын
Rodger is the MAN.
@alexguerrier93632 жыл бұрын
When did they come back! I'm stoked
@ParAilurus2 жыл бұрын
"cyberpunk hell-tender" is a phrase that cannot be appreciated enough
@vryusvin39052 жыл бұрын
Big sigh... This is the world we made.
@Klm492 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful turn of phrase!!!
@roythousand13 Жыл бұрын
FTX proved this video true!
@ZWD2011 Жыл бұрын
Somebody's going to write a book about the last guy that paid an enormous amount of money buying the last extremely expensive tulip in Amsterdam, just before the thing collapsed. For educational purposes.
@genekelly8467 Жыл бұрын
And a servant (mistaking the bulb for an onion) ate it!
@wankertanker1813 Жыл бұрын
Well, they were a gift from the Turkish ambassador, anyway. Not a native species. So, if they died out in Holland..., not necessarily an environmental catastrophe. (Or whatever was the, then, political entity of the day connected with present day Turkey.)
@ChrisBrooks342 жыл бұрын
The call-out regarding age of consent law was perfect 'chef's kiss'
@AderorhoFestus2 жыл бұрын
Nice PFP.
@djsonicc2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that part?
@pissass.86752 жыл бұрын
@@djsonicc ppl who buy crypto are libertarians who want to lower the age of consent is the meme
@pissass.86752 жыл бұрын
For the sake of not having a bunch of pedos tell me "that's not libertarianism ree" I have no comment
@cezarcatalin14062 жыл бұрын
@@pissass.8675 Also, libertarians: “BuT wHaT iF tHe ChiLD cOnSeNtS ?”
@3dartxsi2 жыл бұрын
"a segment of the internet that has strong opinions about age of consent laws" I lost it.
@momchilandonov Жыл бұрын
I watched this already 2-3 times and completely missed that the Mascot at 4:00 is representing the Pyramid scheme lmao :D.
@Musiclover64042 жыл бұрын
Lmao as soon as the video ends a commercial of guy talking about making money online 🤣
@LividImp2 жыл бұрын
"So it money I shouldn't spend?" LOL, oh lord I just died. And "Chain Chungus" made me laugh harder than I care to admit.
@IT_RUN1 Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@mynameisroman2 жыл бұрын
as a tech guy i understand blockchain and never thought it would rise so high. technically its not really that great. but psychologically and socially it became very important for some reason and established itself as "digital gold". but then again there is no reason why gold should be so expensive... we just make it so
@RunBayou2 жыл бұрын
If you think blockchain isn't that great from a technology standpoint, then no, you don't understand it
@jetfirexx2 жыл бұрын
@@RunBayou but it isn't. It's inefficient and not suited for 95% of the applications people try to shoehorn it into. Most products that claim they use blockchain don't really use blockchain because it would be a terrible choice for what they're trying to do. Even with financials, you don't really get a ledger of every transaction because of how the exchanges operate.
@joris4252 жыл бұрын
@@jetfirexx Having a 100% secure ledger with the only 'downside' that it has to stay sufficiently decentralized is a pretty damn good tool to sovle some specific modern problems. And defi is transitioning to proof-of-stake which is far more efficient. But indeed too many things are shoehorned into it, it's becoming hilarious.
@alkaholic48482 жыл бұрын
@@joris425 "the ONLY 'downside' " haha. Yes apart from that it's perfect. 🙄🤦♂️
@vegatwice43422 жыл бұрын
@@RunBayou it's not, its slow and uses too much resources for the fetishes of the few
@bemusedbandersnatch20692 жыл бұрын
So...it's like art or beanie babies except without the physical object that may or may not be worth more in the future. Ok.
@hangguy2092 жыл бұрын
The value of cryptocurrency is largely based on hype. Same as Pokemon cards. You're not buying coins to use. You're buying coins to sell higher to the next guy.
@caseychavez9815 Жыл бұрын
Bitcoin is tanking now 15k 😂😂
@jackson816915 күн бұрын
aged like milk. bitcoin is at 60k and has been a better asset than gold