If Dexter Morgan Was Charged For His Crimes

[@boogitywoogity248]

It’s kinda shoddy work to include all of the bay harbor butchers crimes here, we all know that was doakes.

[@keashaneverts4452]

Suprise!

[@scottthedelinquent]

I love the scene where they reveal the bay harbor butcher is doakes🤯😭

[@reaganrpm]

doakes and the trinity killer and the doomsday killer's doings

[@ratguts-l6y]

really? i stopped watching after they killed his character

[@sammysoup01]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@arcmedya2388]

You know it's Dexter when he is getting a life sentence in the first minute of the video

[@kiyanski]

It was in 1:12, so not in the first minute.

[@ccc-xl4mc]

​@@kiyanski🤓

[@bloxerrs]

@@kiyanskiTechnically, the actual video begins at 0:20 so you’re wrong.

[@omcorc]

@@bloxerrs Holy shit, you two are arguing about complete nonsense.

[@mitigatingboredom9843]

That means Makarov is Dexter? Because IF he is getting a life sentence in the first minute (like makarov did) then we KNOW it's dexter...

[@Orchidx1]

The "Dexter Morgan Package" sounding like a restaurant menu special

[@the___dude]

yeah i wouldn't want that served to me lololol

[@chrisdixon307]

Definitely gonna have some raw steak and a couple filets in it. Lol

[@GeneralRaam-0]

@@the___dudeI would😏

[@emilsberzins3155]

Maybe it's a judicial court menu special

[@justbek4649]

Some black dudes need The Special

[@decave]

Damn poor guy will never be able to pay off that 112k fine.

[@jyorgbjornsen]

Not in this lifetime at least.. har har..

[@donnywilliamson5807]

Don't forget that extra $1 for stealing a shot glass

[@heyarnold8023]

Bro if Dexter doesn’t get the needle they would have to build a prison inside of a prison for him

[@DrAlicia]

Yes

[@MR__Heisenberg737]

Naw he just needs a prison to himself. We don't want him around other inmates. So many people that fit the code.....

[@trisha7976]

He was in FL so he'd have gotten death. Death row is basically a prison within a prison. Not even Ted Bundy could figure a way out.

[@Raethrean]

@@MR__Heisenberg737 actually nobody serving a sentence would fit the code. the code only permits him to go after people who have evaded justice.

[@HSG1999]

Pretty sure that’s just solitary confinement.

[@kray9927]

0:52 reminder of "young" dexter, just michael c hall in a wig lmao

[@ligma212]

Young dexter is terrifying 😂.

[@BearthatBaresFoodinBelly]

I better see Michael C Hall play a 14 year old Dexter in a flashback for resurrection. If we don't get that then what the hell are we resurrecting?

[@steeboop]

@@BearthatBaresFoodinBellythe need for a third shitty ending

[@Sheridan2LT]

It's perfect lmao ​@@steeboop

[@jyripeltola6677]

@@steeboop I really hope that the resurrection won't be disappointing, but I don't want to get my hopes up.

[@OrthodoxHC]

After he dies 139 times he still owes 2103 years

[@noname58456]

and 112k in cash

[@jessemorris8820]

I don't know about you, but I personally find that just a tad excessive.

[@WunderChancellor]

Ooooh, so that's what Dexter Resurrection will be about.

[@lil_ch3f106]

That would be a crazy twist to have dexter just die in one episode and it turns out hes been immortal the entire time.

[@Ruina11]

@@jessemorris8820you think it’s a violation of No Cruel and Unusual Punishments?

[@MetzWayW]

It's crazy how Dexter got a life sentence within 1 minute

[@Memphis845-rb8zj]

He’s got 7 by the 3rd💀

[@GeneralRaam-0]

@@smallviolin334oh let loose a little and be less serious, it’s fun 🫠

[@null8379]

@@smallviolin334 Because they're speaking of outside that specific context, I doubt in this series it's common that this happens often, so the fact there's a character that does it easily is surprising.

[@valeryi3374]

You mean Doakes?

[@survivorpro1017]

I was your 1k like

[@accurategamer7085]

And his lawyer is Saul Goodman "You honor stfu you wasn't even there"

[@cinemacop]

Should I charge the Bay Harbor Butcher next ?

[@ttime6907]

No, what if you charge Knuckles or Beetlejuice?

[@tysonmcconnell7112]

Yes, after all Doakes can’t get away with his heinous crimes

[@courtney1496]

What about one the featured killers of the season, like Trinity killer or Ice truck killer?

[@flamebreakergaming9063]

@@cinemacop you should do if Darryl Mayes’ Pops was charged for his crimes

[@DrAlicia]

next video Darryl mayes' pops

[@SentineII]

Damn 7 life sentences and 98 years is a long timE *looks at run time* HOLY SHIT THERE’S ANOTHER 52 MINUTES LEFT

[@fdracnc]

lmao

[@Hectorien_]

I can't believe Dexter Morgan was the bay booty blaster all along

[@the8thdeadlysin410]

not just the format, this exact phrase with "bay booty blaster" has been copy and pasted way too many time

[@GuidelinesViolator]

@@the8thdeadlysin410 no

[@Scythe_Wrx]

@@the8thdeadlysin410i agree, the meme was funny at first but now its annoying.

[@sammysoup01]

Nah that was doaks😂

[@GoldenFateCoin]

@@the8thdeadlysin410 Fr. There's always that one friend in every friend group that sticks to a joke for way longer than they should. The internet, unfortunately, lets all of those people gather in one place.

[@ligma212]

"young" dexter with the wig is terrifying 😂

[@thefallboi6777]

Little did they know the bay barber wigger was Dexter

[@GershonBenYitzhak]

That $112,301 fine is really gonna suck

[@pvz_games]

yep how will he ever have time to pay that off, that will become a debt of generations

[@travelkingable]

That 1 dollar fine for theft truly was the cherry on top.

[@Godnando00]

That was when he went too far

[@panzerfaust2137]

bro minimum is $50 for theft 💀

[@SlumChip]

I’m so glad you did this in chronological order and not in order of the show

[@fanofeverything30465]

He does it like that

[@mung01re]

Dexter over here being the single most prolific serial killer of all time by a hilarious margin.

[@shaneg9081]

Thats what happens when you take out the competition.

[@WATCHLOGAN]

Imagine Dexter narrating was actually him writing/stating his exact move in either an interrogation room or like a memoir that somebody finds

[@akshaymedhane7877]

I think that its possible in Dexter Resurrection, after all, he is exposed and in hospital with the cops

[@mrautismo420]

He really wants us to think Doakes aint the Bay Harbor Butcher☠️☠️☠️

[@Ruina11]

Of course not, it’s Masuka

[@nimamoradi2779]

you forget the driving while on phone, that would get him

[@fritos1445]

smh letting him off light

[@pikkis-95]

Remember when he ran a red light? Damn

[@Giselle-d6d]

Dexter makes me want to scream and run away but he also makes me giggle and laugh at the same time.

[@user-xt8gc9sv7o]

"Free my bro he didn't do nothin'!" What bro did:

[@grayanddevpdx]

This is the first time I realized how unique the first kill of the first episode was. He actually dug up the bodies rather than gathering pictures, went out of his way to set up a separate room just to show the guy the corpses, and killed him not with a knife to the chest but the actual butchering of the body. It’s also one of only a few kills Dexter consistently references, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a specific reason to go the extra mile with him.

[@117Ender]

i think its cause with other victims they most likely had a funeral, and were buried in the graveyard, so kinda hard to do that, while the 1st one, its kids missing, and dexter found out the dumping ground, and its possible staged where the dude does his own ritual. it could also be for the law enforcement to find their bodies and update the families, so its the cherry on top of his package. the few others that we know that went missing is with trinity killer, who cements said kids into the houses his building. dexter was able to save one, but the others would be almost impossible to do so. in season 5, with luna, the girl he saved from becoming a barrel girl, once said spot was found, law enforcement was investigating and thats why dexter had to throw them off the trail. but honesty what would have made this video better, would have been all a seperate tally of all kills who were legal by the code of harry, vs not. just to see the number of times he violated cause, i think at most it was 2 kills, it was the friend in the hospital, and deb. those were 2 ppl who ended it for no reason, while another tally for self defense.

[@RenStrive]

Dexter hate childkillers

[@diegorodriguez8006]

This is actually canon to the books Dexter wasn’t quick he took them apart

[@DanielMcGillis-f3w]

"And one moving violation." Collective gasps from the courtroom.

[@MrBuddither]

"Dexter Morgan Package" 💀 Does NOT sound like an Amazon delivery anyone would want.

[@Erapetin424]

Since you re doing whole series, I think its finally time for Hannibal

[@cybron3220]

I can't believe Dexter stole a $1 shotglass

[@joshuasmyth3115]

Not even two minutes into the video and bro already has 217 years in prison 💀

[@hangingwithvoid360]

Not to mention all the littering from the bags in the ocean. XD

[@Supersheeplordontop]

environmental damage lol

[@unodostrace398]

He said in the show that they’re biodegradable. Not sure trash bags can be but 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Mailando1405]

26:06 bro needed 50k for all his fines dawg😭

[@117Ender]

crazy how that lines up really well

[@TWS-G94]

Gah dam, that Patrick Bateman cameo was not something I'd expected lmao

[@TheQuintessen]

"add them as a package" I dont know why I found that so funny

[@Comradpetito]

9:50 ITS FROM THIS SHOW

[@robbieboydudeguy]

I WAS SHOCKED

[@grayanddevpdx]

I thought they had to be referencing the actual source until I found out it was the actual source. Kinda wish more moments were as popular, because a lot of other moments are really funny and quotable.

[@AWATIQ]

Ikr

[@matthewsmith9086]

I recently watched the show, even seeing Sergeant Doakes every episode I didn't know that was him til that scene. it was revolutionary lol

[@OPnuke]

ik lol i didnt know where its from

[@bejaminmaston1347]

"Free my bro he ain't do nothin" The bro in question:

[@whosaidiwantedahandle]

You make him sound like a bad guy when you put it like that

[@RedEagle31Fr]

Batman doesn't want to kill the joker after all happened for terrorizing gotham because he still had a code...Then there's Dexter. Bro will prob kidnap him and torture him like nothing💀

[@Blaze2435]

Except that’s Patrick Bateman having a chat with Dexter.

[@fanofeverything30465]

And to think that Dexter still has a code himself

[@KevinSkye1]

21:18 was so comedically timed and cut, I love it.

[@tKwNw]

The $1 theft charge haunts me...

[@taylorcox3300]

Tbh I wouldn't consider him digging up the dead boys as crimes, since he simply unearthed the missing dead bodies of a serial killer, he's a good Samaritan lol

[@thatguy3]

Failure to report a crime is in and of its self a crime. Tampering with a potential crime scene and desecration of a human corpse.

[@Nate-139]

What if the dexter writers were charged for their crimes?

[@johanpi4277]

What crimes

[@Nate-139]

@@johanpi4277 giving him 2 bad endings

[@ThorstenDerWeberknecht]

@@Nate-139death sentence through wall

[@CopenhagenMcjinkins]

They did my boy Dexter dirty. That would be kinda satisfying. 😂​@@ThorstenDerWeberknecht

[@illbloodworth5442]

idk man, serial killers are not supposed to have a good ending..what kind of message would that sent..

[@notreallylight]

Good refrence in the show when he used the alias Patrick Bateman for the M99 😂

[@whynow7035]

Definitely not suspicious 🤣

[@randle12]

thank heavens for the 100,000$ fine i was worried the 140 life sentences wouldn't be enough

[@XavierAncarno]

love how the plunger of the needle is not even pushed people are already unconscious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bjrn-nv3ie]

20:05 This would absolutely be ruled as first degree murder in Florida, since Dexter was asked to do the killing, left the hospital, and returned with poison at a later date.

[@Adam-yo3bt]

Dexter would be in prison for longer than the roman empire existed jesus christ man

[@shaneg9081]

With his given life expectancy if you add in the life sentences he might actually be behind bars longer than civilization has existed.

[@LiamTate-b1v]

​@@shaneg9081that's wild just say life why like 100 it's pointless

[@mojoe6396]

Dexter Morgan is a legend. Michael C Hall played him to perfection.

[@braydenbowman2001]

This channel is so addicting, creator has a great work ethic!!

[@Drapdude]

I love how you cut the Surprise Motherfucker scene into it, without having to..

[@IMysticCobaltI]

I loved the scene in Dexter when Sexter was about to kill Rick Grimes but Rick Grimes escaped and said "You can't kill me, I'm the Walking Dead"

[@eimane2u]

I liked when Daryl put his Dixon Rick, when he found out he was the hay barber luchador

[@Slugnugster]

4 min in and he already has 3 life sentences + 90 years hes speedrunnin

[@qphn]

7 life sentences 2:58 seconds into the video

[@MichelleseaChelle]

This is something i’ve always wondered about. Thanks for making this vid. I enjoyed it.

[@MagikBased]

I can't believe James Doakes did all this.

[@kevinpedersen5290]

let's be real better call saul could get that down to 21 days in prison and a 10 dollar fine.

[@clarkejoseph49]

Dexter and Breaking Bad aren’t connected.

[@64siskat96]

@@clarkejoseph49what no way really?🫨🤯

[@wuzic4145]

Not to mention he's going to need one hell of a lawyer. That's definitively not going to be cheap..

[@Vegito_editss]

He needs jayoma😭

[@tazzgikong5087]

Saul Goodman.... Ace Attorney

[@akshaymedhane7877]

Saul Goodman will bring it down to 340 Hrs community service

[@fanofeverything30465]

He needs Saul Goodman

[@wolfcl0ck]

Just to mention at 19:59, even if it's illegal in the state of Florida, you'd still have to find a full jury of 12 to convict a permitted euthenasia of a terminally ill patient *and* a judge who would then give the maximum sentence, which most people would not do.

[@Faceles47]

13 life sentences 8 mins in is wild 💀

[@GuilhermeReis-fz7gf]

I was waiting for this video for the longest time!!!

[@ezragilliam9647]

He did all of that?! Jesus😂😂😂 He puts Hannibal Lector to shame

[@itsjustme8947]

If you combined all the movies PLUS the tv series, oh, I think Hannibal would more than give Dex a run for his money....

[@Allgamestupra-h7w]

​@@itsjustme8947 and we also need to mention the Hannibal books

[@KiyoGam1]

This is just what we have seen of dexter killing. According to the lore he has killed hundreds more.

[@akshaymedhane7877]

@@KiyoGam1 when Harrison asks him how many times he has done it, he answers hundreds of time

[@jimbo3947]

I think that $5000 fine would be the last thing on Dexter's mind after hearing the rest 🤣🤣🤣

[@Elastas]

Love how it evolved to "Dexter Morgan Package" 😂

[@GuilhermeReis-fz7gf]

One of the most calculated risks was he messing with doakes in the case of the stepfather and the girl “Why are we questioning this guy?” 😂

[@RealMikeMiller13]

Can’t believe Heisenberg was the Bay Harbor Blood Splatter Analyst Booty Butcher

[@vidhubhardwaj9672]

Dexter was and always will be GOAT show in Thriller-Psycho genre. THE GOAT I saw it long ago and still keeps watching it just for the "internal narration" in his mind

[@imakethiswork]

the fact that abusing a dead body is 5 years minimum is wild

[@Svabre]

Obligatory “He knows.”

[@EasternStandardTim]

After watching a few Florida cases, u can add time to each one because he “lies in wait” for his victims, ambushing them. U can also add time for anyone of his victims that was over 65

[@waywardsamurai667]

"Theft 1$ fine" What a sick bastard

[@ventis109]

5:15 im sure that 1$ fine will make a lot of difference.. do an updated episode of homelander next?

[@edmo1450]

so we got Dexter (pt.1 Original sin) Dexter: Shippuden (pt. 2 the OG series) Harrison: Dexter, the Next Generation (New Blood) Harrison: Dexter, the Next Generation Pt2 (Resurrections) Dudes friggen Naruto

[@darksideofevil13]

What an amazing comparison lol. Though both also use blades weapons.

[@VanillaWahlberg]

He's in Florida, I want the final scene on Resurrection to be reminiscent of Scrubs. They need to include Miami Metro finally getting closure for La Guerta, Lundy, and Doakes. He's walking the last leg of the hallways leading to the chair or gas chamber, and on the sides of the hallways are his victims. They're silent, they're judging him for his actions. The last two he runs into are Harry, because he couldn't deal with the guilt of what he created. And then finally, Deb. The last shot we see is him walking into the chamber, with a monologue "Tonight's the night. It has to happen." intro theme as the screen fades to black

[@adam171fn]

I feel like after the first 3 or so kills, they would just end up giving him the death penalty

[@ItzSeannyy]

The $1 fine had me laughing so hard 😂

[@Bigdaddyhammer]

Man... Just thinking of the time invested into making this video. Props to you for all the work.

[@DaHotsock]

Hell yeah! Thank you for doing this video, man

[@cowboybeeboopbop]

oh boy i cant wait to see dexter get charged for nothing but murders

[@connorstetts859]

The fact that I’m 6 minutes into the video and he’s already at 10 life sentences plus 125 years in prison

[@MichaelStrawn_I_am]

I tried listening to this video while working on a project and all I received was the SUS sound effect for 56 minutes straight.

[@swambturtle4203]

Lost it at "Dexter Morgan Package" :D

[@Ryan-zq7tx]

9 life sentences in five minutes is insane 😂

[@Chris-EvenVene]

That 1 extra dollar lasted nearly the whole trip

[@Re-LMayerGaming]

I’ve been waiting for this! Thank you

[@walknot-1113]

omg i waited so long for this but i didnt expect it to be 1hr long xDDD

[@ronburgundy244]

14:34 someone correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that headbutt carry a heavier charge given that Doakes is a police officer?

[@cosminxz1076]

nah

[@MalzysFoldraankonid]

I think so and i am pretty sure when he killed Doakes it would be capital punishment so the death sentence because he is a police officer or i might be mistaken

[@117Ender]

it should, but its also done when dexter has filed a harassment charge on doakes, so between the both of them, it could be seen as a minor charge since doakes is often in that season stalking and harassing dexter, so it could be just workplace issues, and not attacking a cop.

[@117Ender]

@@MalzysFoldraankonid to be fair, dexter didnt kill doakes, he did, kidnap him, keep him falsely imprisoned, but it was his crazy girlfriend that, did it, which ironically, her killing doakes, freed dexter, but made her a killer of an innocent so put her on his list, but its only when she kidnaps the kids and burns the place down, does dexter truly want revenge.

[@MalzysFoldraankonid]

@@117Ender ah I never actually watched the show and just put together what I have seen the shorts make it seem like Dexter killed doakes.

[@MohamoutAli]

Dexter isnt just a serial killer. At this point he's a real killer

[@JudgeAlex]

Not all of these false imprisonments would apply, I think. If you know someone to be a danger to yourself or others, you can perform a citizens arrest, and in Florida, if you believe someone has committed a felony, you are allow to hold that person until the police arrive. And, technically speaking, the police never arrived, so...

[@yannickramouillet3742]

Just a mistake : In France's justice system, Murder contains aggravating circumstances : for that type of murder, any french court would sentence him to life in prison with 30 year parole (which will systematically be denied by the judge of liberties because he's a serial killer)

[@glarynth]

God, this must have taken forever.

[@joebob7998]

40:35 is that the *Backrooms* hum buzz noise 🤣 I cannot take this scene seriously anymore Im dead

[@Hinodei]

Bros brainrotted. When you see a tree you be like "god added the trees from minecraft, thats crazy i cant take nature seriously anymore"

[@scrawny1823]

What stage of brainrot is this 😭🙏

[@joebob7998]

@@scrawny1823 *Yes.*

[@LEWIS_sanders_9]

It's insane how he got away with all these murders, it's like they studied what every murderer did that got them caught then used that in the writing for how dexter got away

[@randomguy3034]

Dexters gonna see the prophecy from the Mummy and The Fifth Element....

[@HartlandHendrix]

Dang.. how is he gonna pay the $112,301 fine?

[@toromontana8290]

That's nothing compared to a billion dollars in wrongful death civil lawsuits.

[@bed3237]

So basically dexter is getting all the sentences of the people he killed

[@SheanWalsh46]

If Cole Phelps (LA Noire) was charged for his crime

[@flamebreakergaming9063]

Next video please: if Darryl Mayes’ Pops was charged for his crimes

[@DrAlicia]

yes bro

[@a84c1]

So dexter is like the Robin Hood of unaliving people.

[@robertmilchis5955]

I can't believe Dexter was framed as the Bay Harbor Butcher

[@jjojehong]

if Eric Cartman was charged with his crimes

[@4noctua6]

Ambitious.

[@Zegin17]

He is 8 so there is a difference. Plus he already went to jail once.

[@Anne10-k4u]

He’s done pretty much every crime

[@vevymotivation]

Well good for him he is not a vampire or some immortal thing because holy moly he will be forgotten down there

[@harveybrooks3542]

I can't believe the bay harbour butcher was actually the ice truck killer.