Best of Dexter vs. Doakes 👀 Dexter

[@AvianDnD]

tbh if Dexter wasn't a serial killer, Doakes would have been just bullying a coworker who is autistic about murder scenes

[@saltt1]

Love this comment

[@screamingbanana4391]

Dexter was a serial killer????????

[@michaeldoran4367]

Masuka said that he was called a "donkey fluffer" by Doakes

[@Burnsy12]

The reason Doakes bullied him was because he was also a killer and he could tell Dexter was like him. If Dexter was normal, Doakes would have left him alone.

[@pekinggeese]

@@Burnsy12 It all made sense when we found out Doakes was the Bay Harbor Butcher.

[@crooper6052]

I still can’t believe that Doakes was the Bay Harbor Butcher

[@nuttybuddy14]

Lol technically he wasnt he was innocent the whole time dexter was the bay butcher also dexter couldnt kill an innocent man which is why lila killed doakes and later on dexter tracked her to paris and killed her

[@benjaminvandenten8966]

@@nuttybuddy14he’s joking pal

[@ajholt84]

@@nuttybuddy14 That's...that's the joke.

[@IronHide3910]

@@nuttybuddy14 you’re the real detective

[@nuttybuddy14]

@@benjaminvandenten8966 😂😂🤦🏿

[@Downtown420]

“I ordered some furniture from Thailand..” lol Dexter wasn’t even trying to think of an excuse 😂

[@lostmic]

Yeah screw Fedex delivery, he went straight to the shipping harbor to get his package! 😂😂😂

[@david7384]

that dock worker was the realest in history

[@jermainemorris7121]

😂😂😂😂

[@rigtymord7215]

I have to return some video tapes

[@Chrish19999]

@@david7384a dock worker in mid 2000s Miami would do anything to avoid having a cop within their legal rights on the premises lmao

[@DalePWhyte]

Honestly, if Doakes was less hostile with Dexter, and did his job by actually investigating him, he could have caught him

[@rickhunter1317]

His hostility stemmed from the frustration of being the only one who knew who Dexter truly was. Hell, I would be pissed off too.

[@ignatzmeyer1978]

@@rickhunter1317 he was generally a very hostile character, that's why he had so many gun related deaths.

[@bruceelliot1503]

Except he did catch him eventually.

[@gurhhjde2937]

That's part of his character he's hostile.

[@Freestyle80]

@@rickhunter1317if you are frustrated so easily you are a child not an adult

[@bigrigjoe5130]

I remember when Doakes walked in on Dexter at a Support Group for former drug addicts and for a few brief minutes, Doakes was like "Ahhh I get it" and him and Dexter were cool

[@conee1499]

that was scene was kinda wholesome, but it didnt last long until he was suspicious again

[@99GregPotter]

I always loved the implication that Doakes was also a killer and that’s why he was able to read Dexter so easily.

[@cojanemanuel8319]

He was ex special forces. I'm pretty sure he did some bad things while deployed or smth like that.

[@f-empire-8]

True, game recognise game, you can always tell when somebody is your type of weird.

[@ezeqeel8352]

​@@cojanemanuel8319Special ops guy playing a cop just to get back to killing people.

[@ezeqeel8352]

​@@f-empire-8Too bad Doakes was actually surprised Dexter was the Butcher, he didn't expect him to be a killer so.. Doakes was just a obsessed cunt really

[@lewiswood1693]

He was. He killed a bunch of people while in the military. The only difference between Doakes and Dexter is they had different codes.

[@TreFastial-m1y]

The chemistry these two had jumped off the screen.

[@poindextertunes]

boy you said it. great television

[@BlackangelKatakuri]

Absolutely.

[@DontLookBehindYou1]

I wish there was definitely more... They were funny as all get out together

[@narcleptik]

Yeah 100%

[@amfitness5598]

I’m watching you 😂

[@hijitori1431]

My favourite part: "Surprise, Motherfucker" and "Lab geek, my ass."

[@pmf026]

That's my incoming SMS alert, the first one)))

[@Andytlp]

He was 95% sure dexter was weird but after that fight hes 110%

[@ItothaGO]

​@@pmf026Nice!!!

[@silvernova3476]

7:25

[@tyjutsu96]

"Lab geek, my ass" was him saying "Yeah that's what I thought mf"

[@koifish1le996]

One small detail i loved: after the headbutt from the scene starting at 14:30, at 15:45 you can see Dexter precisely placing himself near the desk, then purposefully hitting his head on the corner to hide the fact that he hit Doakes 10 seconds prior. This instantly removes all doubt as to who was the aggressor in this scenario. No medical exam or otherwise would reveal that the injury to Dexter's head was caused from a headbutt.

[@ghettopanther8727]

Holy shit. That's actually pretty smart!

[@ww5912]

@@ghettopanther8727 FR

[@justinthomas27]

No shit Sherlock

[@koifish1le996]

@@justinthomas27you sure told me, internet points awarded to you good sir!!!!

[@KazuDiabolis]

but (genuine question) why did they not see that Doakes was clearly hit by Dexter? Dexter didn't throw a single strike during the altercation so they should have known that he initiated it by looking at Doakes' injury

[@Evan-qt3ep]

Doakes interactions with dexter are hilarious “you like that? You like when women cry weirdo?” Lmao

[@cooliam5667]

I NEVER hated Doakes. He created tension while being hilarious.

[@NiakoChan]

and he created one of greatest memes, copied and changed countless times.

[@I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov]

he was right.. dex was wrong.

[@Laneous14]

Like with Breaking Bad, you don't like Doakes because he's the antagonist, but he is the ONLY person in the entire show that knew something was off about Dexter, that he was dangerous. Doakes is the best detective on the show.

[@dirtydan4519]

​@@Laneous14i'm watching dexter rn and i'm in season 6. Debra is a great detective too but doakes is just that guy

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

@@dirtydan4519 Debra was too close too Dexter to see what Doakes could see.

[@TheDadOfLyingShiba]

2 seasons was not enough for this man

[@fergie232]

Amen!

[@hdmotivated]

I think 2 seasons was perfect. A character like doakes would lose their luster the more you keep them

[@jackharle1251]

DeI hire

[@efraimmedina1675]

Diversity hire you get a POs like dokes

[@lubrew5862]

@@hdmotivatedyup, his shtick was getting too repetitive by the end of the second season. Maybe if they would have brought it on slower it would have been a better long term storyline

[@edwardhannah8507]

One of the best lines from Doakes was "you don't walk, you glide. Like a lizard on ice." The only person in the series that knew Dexter was off.

[@robrick9361]

And they killed him in the dumbest way possible.

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

I think you’re missing an f word or two in there.

[@edwardhannah8507]

@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy Dude, it's youtube. I don't wanna get f**king deleted. ;)

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

@@edwardhannah8507 surprise mothafuka

[@cheezyboy2511]

You forgot the “fucking” in there.

[@callmeturg1590]

7:19 my reaction when I open up the container with bananas that summons sergant Dokes

[@wildcat1861]

I swear when Doakes put his hand on Dexter after learning Angel was gonna be okay he was actually trying to level with Dexter for once. When Dexter slipped and said “Take your fucking hand off me.” It was over.

[@mimegaming3444]

Tbf I'm autistic ASF and id have the same response

[@Meilk27]

​@@mimegaming3444have you ever been in a fight if you haven't then I doubt you would respond that way. Most people who haven't are pretty afraid of getting hit. It's not until you've been in a few that you realize at the time it's not that bad getting hit.

[@steveducell2158]

If someone had been bullying me I don't know if I would be so quick to embrace him.

[@happilyevernever4289]

I thought he was trynna kiss him. 🤧

[@Piffhefner]

"take ya fuckin hand off me" with that calm speech and awkward stare ..that shit was intimidating

[@leeashley1902]

You could tell dexter was really contemplating murdering doakes right there.

[@valaiopwep7990]

he even had a smile and lost part of his mask, he was like yeah i might finally be allowed to deal with this asshole a bit

[@MortifiedPenguinX]

niiiiightcrawler😏

[@TheSoldier0fortunE]

I always loved the way that moment was described in the book, that their dark passengers basically flex at each other like two giant shadows and that was the first time Doakes knew for sure he was dangerous.

[@onelove8593]

Haha no

[@KingDix96]

I loved the fact they act like dexter ain’t built underneath the loose clothing he wears 😂

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

Dexter acts like that, it’s in the writing. What the filmmakers did try to hide is that Dexter is straight up bigger than Doakes lol

[@KingDix96]

@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy bigger than doakes? idk about that bro but he is pretty solid in S1 and 4,5. Ik the actor was pretty sick so it was hard to keep such muscle mass on.

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

@@KingDix96 no it’s true Dexter is 5’10 (wow lol) but Doakes is under 5’8 and with his muscle mass Dexter is straight up larger

[@bravehero3986]

​@@MikeMarlowe-ym3zydoakes is still imposing just by the way he acts 😂

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

@@bravehero3986 for sure he’s like a tiger shark, not the biggest but maybe the most deadly

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

"Your instincts were dead on. They always are when it comes to killers. Why is that?" "Because I'm looking at one, sergeant."

[@Blue-jy4rf]

Cool line, kinda falling flat cuz it doesnt answer the question.

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

@@Blue-jy4rf Yes, it does. It implies that he knows how to spot a killer because he has experience from being around Doakes. Not that it matters. Dexter almost never answered questions truthfully and for good reason.

[@izilgur]

@@Blue-jy4rf He rarely answar something, he only was himself with Hanna.

[@the_ch3mist]

@@RenegadeShepTheSpacer Is Doakes a killer?

[@xzeuii]

@@the_ch3mistYes, but in the way soldiers are killers.

[@joels5150]

“Surprise MFer!!” Doakes lives on as a meme for uttering those three simple words…

[@SharleneTan18]

Iconic

[@lostmic]

@joels5150 Dexter: I'm looking for my sister! Doakes: In a C..A..R..G..O..... BOX 🤣

[@chiderajoseph6688]

He’s the originator of the meme?

[@SAKURAXEDITS]

" Some fries Mothafucka. "

[@Kane_Arron]

@@SAKURAXEDITS "Deep Fried Motherfucker"

[@YGMStuidos]

At 8:22 when the camera panned down I thought Doakes was going to be underneath the car clinging on or something 😆

[@EALAV]

That woulda been hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@TonnyKrain]

holy that made me laugh so hard

[@pianopp1]

😂

[@jonny-b4954]

"Grab a crayon psycho and scribble this down." Just great writing.

[@erey214]

Old Bill Shakespeare couldn't have done a better writing job

[@misschiefmanager6670]

One of my favorite lines in the entire series

[@Hhe448]

Sounds like something you’d hear in a low budget series.

[@jacquelynn2051]

@@Hhe448Maybe but the delivery made all the difference

[@CalvinNoire]

​@@jacquelynn2051 The delivery is what saved that? The line itself is not so bad.

[@ichiwo1526]

Love how he's so into his role of the "victim" that he just casually walked with his hands in his pockets, allowing himself to be thrown against a table and wounded, because his role as the "victim" demanded it lol

[@ninjaguyYT]

Someone pointed out that the desk thing was to hide the argument that Doakes might make about "he headbutted me, look for the damage on his face". Granted, it wouldn't explain away why Dokey has a face injury, but it does at least give Dexxy an excuse for saying why he didn't do it.

[@dociguess2]

​@@ninjaguyYT dexter could say that doakes' face injury was self inflicted to blame him for the headbutt

[@canoodlepoodle7892]

"i didnt know you were jewish! 😯" Lmao

[@christopherbostic4429]

He’s a “Jew” but not “Jewish”

[@MegaLoquendo2000]

​@@christopherbostic4429what?

[@KadenHartley]

​@@christopherbostic4429That makes absolutely no sense but okay.

[@christopherbostic4429]

this is America 🇺🇸 I don’t have to make sense

[@SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected]

@@christopherbostic4429 Im from America but im not American. Doink

[@kaustubhraizada]

7:26 is what you are looking

[@brianlee4118]

So this is where the meme is from

[@josephjenkins8956]

Thank u

[@danefuentes3877]

TIL that meme is from Dexter.

[@Venom_Dvbz]

😂😂😂

[@spirit0805]

the irony of it all, is when Dexter is finally able to he himself with Doakes, is when they actually had decent and somewhat respectful conversations with one another...

[@gamerzonexf3434]

you gotta love Doakes, no matter how serious he is, he always comes across as funny.

[@JohnNash-lt1ny]

We’ll looking for a mofoing thief dealer, you got it??

[@Editor_Hound]

Because he looked like those thug cats from Tom and Jerry. 🤣

[@yamatoryuumaki5222]

this is intentional

[@JohnSmith-yd5wq]

To think he was the Bay Harbor Butcher

[@Vengeful135]

Doakes was able to pick up on Dexter's dark passenger, because he had one of his own. And the conversation between Dexter and Doakes, talking about him turning himself in. It's so raw, and so clean.

[@I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov]

they never showed what Doakes dark passenger was

[@mikhaelis]

Doakes just didn't like Dexter. It had nothing to do with his own darkness. He just didn't like him and did everything he could to bully him and make his life hell. Problem was, you can't bully someone who is superior to you in intellect and violence.

[@asdasasdas3476]

Did you watch the show?

[@poindextertunes]

@@mikhaeliswow ppl actually agree with you? talk about missing the subtext

[@KenjiAsakura09]

​@@poindextertunes some people can only see things on the surface level.

[@mdirmcmxciv5678]

If only Doakes more subtle with hatred toward Dexter he could have won.

[@ancientmage2669]

Agree

[@corv538]

That was his main problem, he had a dark passenger just like Dexter. Different but similar. Difference was that he could not control his emotions

[@redhood444]

@@corv538yep while everybody just saw Dexter as the chill nerd everybody knew Doakes was the stereotypical ex military ptsd ridden nut job

[@yourdad-rq1zm]

*plot armour MF*

[@BlueYellowGreenVc]

Exactly. Like how LaGuerta found out. She did her digging on the low.

[@dukes1993724]

How long do you think Doakes was hiding in the shadows waiting for Dexter at 14:30 😂

[@johnchristian8685]

bro smirking in the dark

[@leonc9760]

"grab a crayon psycho and scribble this down" 😂😂😂

[@Niberspace]

"I ordered some furniture from Thailand.." omg.. does this mean I have to binge the whole series, that was gold

[@TheUnknownDungeon]

It's on netflix

[@murderbynumbers311]

@@TheUnknownDungeon STOP SAYING THAT! Only USA Netflix matters

[@anonamos225]

​@@murderbynumbers311... what?

[@murderbynumbers311]

@@anonamos225 Dexter is NOT on USA Netflix lol

[@DukeD323]

Dude I rewinded that part atleast 30 times

[@lexflynn1994]

honestly, Doakes was right, but his original "suspicion" is just him being a bully and Dexter being anti-social. Like he is way to mean and hostile.

[@lexflynn1994]

@@decollector95 his bullying I think

[@kingcreedo6010]

That's because he was barely considered smart and incredibly emotional

[@marceloaguilar5317]

Doakes was mean to Dexter after seeing how much Dexter enjoyed being sorrounded by blood in crime scenes. I don't get your comment since it's shown in the series.

[@safcjoe7062]

​@marceloaguilar5317 exactly, like even if he was saving lies but laughing at a crime scene is sus, same thing with quoting something the hooker killer said.

[@FlechFisher]

thats is false, his initial supsicion was elaborated on in season 7, he had reason for it

[@Noamalmoggg]

"i didn't knew you were jewish" i died

[@edwardhannah8507]

Kanye entered the chat.

[@BudJr]

It’s crazy how Doakes was only in 2 seasons, but he’s such an iconic character.

[@matteofaccin6636]

"4:50 Maybe cause it's my fucking job? Do you want me to be good at it or fucking useless?"

[@nameisnyx]

Dexter’s aint a detective , hes just an analyst who tells how did the murder happen Doakes was damn right abt questioning that lol

[@aegis115]

"I own you" (headbutts him) Priceless! 👏🤣

[@m_christine1070]

Love that scene!

[@ninjaguyYT]

His slavery reference was messed up. I'm ok with murder, but not slavery.

[@Ireallylikepotatoes1945]

@@ninjaguyYTnah man he only said that cause he controls him in the sense that he knew he’d react after the headbutt

[@TheRealXoph]

@@aegis115 and then nonchalantly walks out. That was a real psycho move.

[@BagzAndPresident]

@@ninjaguyYTdo you order fast food? You are okay with slavery

[@timslade5808]

Doakes favorite lines "I'm watching you" "I've been waiting" and of course his favorite "motherfu*ker"

[@Dunkiep8]

"I've been waiting for a chance to take yo ass out" lol

[@gilberthavens5808]

lmao take a drink every time doakes says "i'm watching you"

[@safcjoe7062]

He's the Shane Walsh of this show💀

[@lukamilic]

Oh hell no, motherf**ker is Samuel Jackson's line

[@Blackzero1z]

i've been waiting

[@hypercriticalbrit]

7:25 This sound bite literally became a meme from its delivery being so good. I even find myself saying it the same way over voip during games 😂

[@ameliarose47]

When I heard it I was like "OMG is that the original??" And it was. It's wild to memes in their original context.

[@LifeOfRy]

I started watching Dexter for the first time this past week or so and when I got to this scene I was like “I KNOW THIS DAMN MOMENT!”

[@tonyj9203]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@99b74]

@@LifeOfRyyou wasn’t suprised motha f00ka

[@morrishellgrn]

@@LifeOfRy saaame i kinda figured it the moment Dexter entered the shipyard 😂😂

[@AlexandraAndStuff]

Those conversations in the cabin between Dexter and James were my favorite moments of the entire show. It was so good and deeply satisfying to see Dexter as his cold calm killer self and bringing the whole situation to the level of "I don't fuck with you when you shoot somebody, why could you not do the same" LOVED those scenes

[@snickers7494]

"i didnt know you were Jewish" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alricmalicorne321]

As much as Doakes is right about Morgan, that's still a man who bullied, insulted, threatened, followed, and straight up harassed a competent co-worker just coz he "Gave him the creeps". That's not a man moved by duty. That's someone with a hero complex. Edit : Comments raise the age old question : Does the end justify the means?

[@ancientmage2669]

Never liked Doakes! He reminded me of every black person who harrased me while I was in the military. Yes! I was harassed badly by both black men and women and got worst when I started dating non-black men. Men like Doakes aren't funny, they are racist and with superiority complex to make up for their own perception of themselves. Glad he was not in the show anymore 😊

[@exxzane]

And probably an egocentric sadist. Remember, Doakes was almost the same as Dexter, maybe not as fvck3d up as him, but he had his dark passenger.

[@cptpepper7731]

It wasn't that he gave him the creeps (that's just a nice way of saying Dexter exhibited suspicious behavior and Doakes picked up on that, had a gut feeling about him and followed up on it (rightly).

[@CCEkeke]

And openly assaulted by the end.

[@eboooo]

He's a detective that's his job

[@thumbojr1235]

I like how up until Doakes demise, him and Dexter started out as bitter enemies to having a bit of understanding for one another.

[@Sniperboy5551]

Psychos understand each other.

[@morrishellgrn]

@@Sniperboy5551 Doakes strikes me more as a sociopath

[@Sniperboy5551]

@morrishellgrn Yeah, I wouldn’t disagree with that. Maybe Doakes saw a lot of psychopaths during his days in the special forces, so he knows what to look for. Either way, Doakes is “off” too.

[@JosephFurlong]

Stockholm syndrome

[@kainlives7958]

@@morrishellgrndoakes is a narcissist, but dexter is a sociopath. Yet however in the first novel, he’s a psychopath

[@AEnigma18]

7:34 “in a cargo box?” The way he said it is hilarious to me 😂

[@ImLeavingHeaven]

I love the delivery 😂

[@ninjaguyYT]

7:33

[@McD5791]

@ 15:39 - Dexter walking back inti the squad room, like: "...nanana naaa- na-naa naah, i'm gonna start a fight..."

[@thevalorousdong7675]

8:34 Man old green glowy interiors like that are so nostalgic

[@angelch5852]

I've always thought it is interesting that Doakes' "public persona" was way creepier and more ruthless than Dexter's. In my opinion, that's what brought his downfall. Dexter is a shadow, he is darkness hiding in plain sight. Doakes' is a neon sign, he is close to darkness, but he is too obvious, anyone can see him

[@JLS-vv6ye]

Yep weak minded as well

[@zax8961]

He never tried to hide

[@Unga_Bunga]

His downfall was that the shows name was Dexter, not Doakes. If not for plot armor, he would have got him on that molo.

[@arifkimy4700]

​@@Unga_BungaReally now,maybe they should change the title to Doakes so he could be the hero he always want to be.

[@camgold2154]

Even if Doakes got Dexter to turn himself in, he would probably be fired from Miami Metro. Breaking into Dexter's place and stealing the bloodslides could have ruined any chance of convicting Dexter if he didn't turn himself in. His actions show why he wasn't on the BHB task force, Lundy was right about him not being a team player.

[@ariadneschild8460]

Good point, that evidence was tainted by no chain of custody.

[@asheriko26]

The headbutt at 15:30 is the funniest scene in the series

[@seattlegolfer]

Funniest scene was when Miguel confronted Dexter on the roof... "Do you think this is funny?" "Not at all. They said that stain would come OUT!"

[@NewWesternFront]

I’m playing Morrowind with those sound effects

[@kdizzle901]

@@seattlegolferthat’s one of the best deliveries but seasons 1-4 are masterful tv

[@yeezysleez]

The sounds effects are too funny

[@dukes1993724]

@@kdizzle9011,2, & 4

[@kimanireid6111]

"In a cargo box" ( I really enjoyed the delivery of that line ) 😂

[@catslino5037]

"Grab a crayon and scribble this down psycho" never fails to make me chuckle

[@zakum911]

3:22 Doakes: nobody’s paying you to god damm stare Also Doakes: Proceeds to stare himself immediately after

[@happilyevernever4289]

I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂

[@LucianPrimeOneMillion]

The intro of this series always made me hunger for a nice bacon egg and toast breakfast . Looking back Dexter was one of the best series ever made.

[@texaspablo2]

And a blood orange! 🍊

[@crooper6052]

Finally after a decade of the show ending I can watch Dexter clips on KZbin

[@smoketinytom]

It’s also on UK Netflix…

[@daveross1638]

i mean there was another season a couple a years ago but i dont like that ending just like i dont like the original ending

[@MikeVrabelINC]

@@daveross1638I mean to be fair it was either kill Dexter, he goes to prison, or what they did. Not sure how you end a show like this with everyone being happy

[@rastafarianbarbarian6766]

​@johnnyboy1237 kinda wish the new show didn't happen. It was an okay ending, and I actually enjoyed Season 1 of new blood, but it got progressively worse, and having his son kill him sounds unique but it ended up kinda cringey to me.

[@AmusedCoffee-ym3gb]

Crazy how old this show is now.

[@GaisSacredCreations]

14:40 Doakes grinning like the Grinch from 1966...

[@happilyevernever4289]

Just like Dexter😂

[@tdb4763]

Dexter: "I'm thinking about turning myself in" Doakes: *sits upright and is immediately interested in the conversation* "that's a good call" 😂 21:45

[@Dunkiep8]

This man deserved another season. And another. And maybe one more. Mayyyybe one more after that.

[@v.e.7159]

Doakes death was Strike 1, the Trinity Killer season with Lithgow was Strike 2, and Strike 3 and after arguing with the ref, ejection.

[@Sniperboy5551]

Doake’s was never meant to be a long-term character

[@poindextertunes]

@@Sniperboy5551source?

[@Dunkiep8]

@@Sniperboy5551 In the books he lives longer.

[@alphanerd7221]

@@Dunkiep8 If you call that living.

[@SparksPath]

Alot of people dont know but doakes dated mariah and she liked Dexter. Which made doaxes pursue him

[@VictorJoseph-lu2rs]

Interesting re watching season 1 and two you couldn't avoid the fact that Doakes and Maria had an history. She couldn't believe he was the serial killer after season 2 too

[@RockBandVlds]

Dude... a lot* Fun fact though. It's the #1 most misspelled thingy-wangy.

[@hava1715]

@@RockBandVldsNo one cares

[@TAKEYOURCREATINE]

@@hava1715 I do

[@kameronjones7139]

​@@TAKEYOURCREATINEI don't

[@jeremybilly2376]

The Best of doakes v. Dexter was every single scene

[@scorpcorpho]

The opening scene "Tonight's the night" and this scene is the main reason why I continued watching this show. I'm late to the franchise, got hooked during the peak of COVID in 2020 and it's easily one of the best shows of our era.

[@RockSmithStudio]

“I didn’t know you were Jewish” This will always make laugh 😂

[@wraithTAS]

Doakes had spent his career steamrolling over everyone in his way. So finally when he comes up against Dexter, who isn’t intimidated or moved, Doakes gets suspicious. Dexter just happens to also be a murderer. But I have a feeling that Doakes would be this much of an asshole to anyone who didn’t fawn over him or act similar to Dexter.

[@VictorJoseph-lu2rs]

Don't forget that whole debacle where Doakes shot the Haitian man and Angel is entirely convinced Doakes shot first That's when I thought maybe Doakes has a dark passenger like Dexter

[@Chamuko99]

Wasnt the whole point of Dexter was that he unalived people who were innocent and Dexter did it for personal reasons

[@cynicalmemester1694]

​@@Chamuko99No? Dexter only ever goes after killers. But he did kill a random dude in a bathroom to take out his anger over Rita's death.

[@happilyevernever4289]

​@@cynicalmemester1694 that's an innocent getting murdered by him.🙂🙂

[@cynicalmemester1694]

@@happilyevernever4289 Yes

[@Boyce6-t]

The part where Dexter lures Doakes to make it seem he’s innocent was crazy. My mouth dropped 🫣

[@uu99ful]

😆 🤣 love it funny

[@DontLookBehindYou1]

He slowly put Doakes under question... Like 4D chess

[@So98902]

Doakes was the best antagonist man wish it went on for just one more season

[@Trillz27]

Never thought I could love two characters on opposing ends so much

[@gilberthavens5808]

this beef was hilarious such a great way to put a comedic spin on such dark undertones

[@dslims1]

Doakes was one of my favorite characters. Wish they didnt kill him off so soon.

[@SambsmNini]

Glad they didn't kill him the same way they did in the books. Cause....

[@SuperZero1215]

​@@decollector95He doesn't die. Just get tortured. Killer cuts his leg off and Dexter/Debra have to save him

[@squishypineT03]

I cut him saying "Suprise MothaFucka" as my notification for texts back in 2014. I loved it!

[@Qmarexx]

Stealing this, thanks

[@Just4Taco]

“You and Dexter resolve your issues?” “As far as I’m concerned, why the b*tch come crying to you again” 😂😂😂😂 Damm poor Dexter

[@waqasbajwa3006]

What a time to be alive when t.v was at it's peak with this show. Tell them i was one of “The Viewers Of Dexter Morgen” 💚🙏

[@gregb0412]

“I really enjoyed our conversations James. I lie to everyone I know…except my victims..Right before I kill them “ 🤘🏼🙌🏼 23:20

[@LissaBroyles]

Doaks dying left a hole in this series. I loved their interactions.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

You are here for 7:25. No shame in admitting it. 😆

[@deee1979]

I’m here for 14:40

[@christonfernandes2479]

i didnt know its from this show

[@MaviNK]

Surprise MF!!

[@MaviNK]

"come on, spin me a theory asshole"

[@bdawg5855]

First time watching Dexter and watching the scene I started crying in laughter

[@ZealKingdom]

Doakes: "Do I look like I'm laughing?" LaGuerta: "I wish you would...you used to." Doakes: "Bullshit! I never laughed." 😂😂😂

[@firstlast1947]

The dockworker talking to Doakes like he's his boss. Love it!

[@49ers_red_and_gold2]

The head butt is still my favorite 😂

[@Pvtmiller45]

Let me tell you. I would look up clips on KZbin of Dexter to look for parts I found were the best and interesting, so hard to find. Thank you much to the admin of this channel for reviving it, you the real MVP.

[@EX7Sonic]

I kinda wish they made Doakes turn to Dexter's side for season 3 instead. Would've been an interesting dynamic where while he doesn't agree with Dexter, he believes that what Dexter does is necessary.

[@matheusbedeschii]

I think Doakes is like Hank from BB, he just would never understand

[@EX7Sonic]

@@matheusbedeschii He has a black ops background and in one episode, he kills a dude from his past for the crimes that guy committed. "Justified" killings is something I could see Doakes getting behind even if he doesn't like the way it's done.

[@I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov]

that woulda been interesting.. doakes and dex coulda taken out alot of dirtbags.

[@alanross2482]

Would be awesome. Having them together would be unstoppable but they're both predators. They can't coexist.

[@plywoodruntz]

​@@EX7Sonic right but Dexter kills out of a compulsion, a need. he just directs it the way he was taught to. if he didn't have a need to kill he wouldn't be doing what he's doing, doakes has done similar things but from a completely different place in his head.

[@DcFan-t5j]

Dude these are honestly just pure comedy these actors are so serious yet so effortlessly funny

[@ootfan5]

I wasn't surprised at all when I saw the most replayed...

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Lmaooo yeah

[@pattygreen8064]

just noticed how tiny Doakes's ears are. no wonder he is so angry all the time

[@sonikku956]

He's got you those Juice WRLD ears

[@irfaddafri8217]

7:25 a legendary moment in history of mankind is born😂😂😂

[@JohnGiibs]

HAHAHA I WAS SHOCKED AND SURPRISED WHEN I HEARD IT

[@abobakadabra]

I didn’t know it was from this series so I was surprised

[@rahule.s7456]

Wrong title, it should've been written as "Dexter vs Bay Harbour Butcher" 😂😂😂

[@benjimentv]

2:02 😂😂😂he said flee💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀they was the best duo rip my guy

[@DAFR2849]

Dexter was my favourite character but I couldn’t hate Doakes, he was the funniest character in the show. pure entertainment every time he’s on screen and he was just doing his job.

[@faltyuse]

5:53 dexters face was like does this guy stop?

[@AxolotlInMC]

Doakes: The man who'll suspect a professional homicide investigator for being good at investigating homicides.

[@shadowone01x99]

The man who rightly suspected the homicide investigator is a killer.

[@luxuryoflull]

I mean he was right lol

[@andersonm-music]

This neighborhood.. is full of crazies (with the flashlight) 😂

[@walkinmist9818]

"Nobody is paying you to stare." Um.... he is paid to stare and analyse to not miss any details.

[@Man-Man-223]

1:33 I’m into you Dexter.

[@KoreaWandering]

That’s the look of someone with conflicting emotions 😂

[@Man-Man-223]

@@KoreaWandering He looks at him in a weird flirty way 😅

[@ConanBarbarian-d5u]

In one scene (at about 14:30) where Doakes smiles. It's the same smile as Dexter. That got me noticing that a lot of the shots after that show Doakes as Dexter's mirror, or another self. The lighting, camera angles,and such were usually used only on Dexter.

[@ChrisWilliams-hw2gu]

Dexter was the best show I ever came across, his character literally gave me a third eye to life.

[@ianmangham4570]

I never seen it ,is it as good as Deadwood or the Sopranos?

[@ChrisWilliams-hw2gu]

@@ianmangham4570 Yes it is.....I would say you would never regret looking at it

[@BossMan-vl5cd]

Did you like prison break ?

[@ianmangham4570]

@@BossMan-vl5cd 👖

[@BossMan-vl5cd]

@@ianmangham4570 what’s that mean ? Lol

[@TheKingOfRuckus]

"Jesus Christ, man!" "You said that."

[@JayJoe626]

The quote at 1:26 always gets me about. The fact that Doakes is the only one who sees Dexter as he is is kind blowing

[@Jay_B1azin]

LaGuerta was trying to get her freak on lol saving Dexter everytime

[@GASHEAD-jq1ci]

Eric King (Doakes) is such a phenomenal actor & played his character to perfection, he managed to be cause chaos for Dexter & be hilarious at the same time, I loved every scene he was in & sadly his obsessiveness to Dexter was the reason he got killed, Hopefully we get more flashbacks with (Micheal C Hall) Dexter & Doakes (Eric King) in the new spin off as if Better call Saul can pull it off to perfection, this series can do it too even if we see Micheal Wearing A Wig like he did playing a younger Dexter in first few seasons 🤩

[@rotihut931]

Just wondering: what other show does Eric king star in? I really loved Doakes

[@boomer2095]

I remember binge watching Dexter, Suits and Breaking Bad during covid, and they all had the same thing in common, they all started out with a 3 season premise, but ended up becoming huge hits, and they all had to make adjustments to the shows to allow them to continue. The actor who played Dokes was a great actor, and was in fantastic shape. Unfortunately the “Will Dokes catch Dexter” or “Will Mike be found out” story lines could only last a couple seasons, and they had to make changes to keep moving forward. Breaking Bad kept Jessie when he was supposed to have been killed off, and brought in Gus Fring to advance the story.

[@amartyaroy3754]

Doakes was smart and even understanding too a point but his emotions got the best of him. He was able to figure out Dexter's code while captive and knew he doesn't satisfy it.

[@bruhzee3931]

“Grab a crayon, psycho-“ Bro called him a dummy without saying it 😂

[@CommonRoyal]

I know its a show and it has to create tension, but at 4:43, Doakes question Dexter about his instinct and how he always get it right. Well he's a forensic blood analyst, its his job to get it right, because he studied it. Also his dad is was a cop, you would think he would teach some things to his kids, especially when they're trying to get into police work. I love this Show, but this was one of the weaker moments in a great show and season.

[@UncleShlime]

I feel like it was more of a rhetorical/trick question. Not so much of literally “Why is that,” but he was taking more of a “takes one to know one” angle.