If First Dates Were Honest

“I’m totally holding in a fart right now.”
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[@irian42]

_Pointing out something funny and obscure in the video to get some likes._

[@notAshildr]

+irian42 *Wondering why things as unoriginal as this still work but liking anyway*

[@Kommafanatikerin]

+irian42 writing LOL and smileys :D :D :D without laughing in real life

[@PurpleMiniGirl]

+Hannah Ritter Feeling offended by supernatural reference because I don't like supernatural. Intense name calling

[@Kommafanatikerin]

Hannah Ritter saying lol DC's better and runnig of, just to start an argument

[@MusicGoinHard]

+Hannah Ritter nothing clever to say and filling comment section with fake and gay

[@isoluniv_714z7]

It's not even sarcastic lines anymore. It's just explaining what they are doing. Lol love it.

[@TRENDYOfficial]

Yep

A comment that it's like a scene from "Movie Title".

[@and8196]

Isoluniv_714 Z a typical response to show that i too enjoy this series

[@graceignacio306]

Typing something pretending I'm interested about the topic

[@marylynsendah105]

can we just talk about how he left without getting his card back from he waiter?

[@SergeantPotato1]

That's what i thought, lol

[@karenm3934]

I was just about to comment on that until I saw ur comment

[@kkdrox]

same

[@mrgoodbar991]

That's how financially stable he is...

[@emily514]

And she left her phone on the table 😂

[@xiaorishu]

Poor guy must've been holding in that fart for quite a while lmao

[@skylahelbig6818]

Quoting a significant line from the video so I could get alot of likes

[@TheMrSpartanking]

Responding with the next line of the video.

[@puzzles7413]

putting laughing emojis

[@eduardpekarovic7933]

Saying that you're funny though it's not

[@Oof-rz9tm]

Typing laughing emojis to feel included

[@TheMrSpartanking]

+KK's Channel Sees someone who looks attractive and tries to bond with them.

[@lcrudeboy]

"accepting this gender role because it benefits me" its funny because its true.

[@thomaspalozzi3920]

Often bloody true

[@mr.cifuentes1779]

Id love it if she paid but no society will deem me cheap

[@hipnhappenin]

Saul Cifuentes I always offer to pay and this one guy called my bluff and I ended up footing the bill. The worst part is that I don’t even claim to be a feminist. I’m traditional and only offer out of politeness...

[@vincentalexander5242]

I think a woman who offers to pay her share is sexy af

[@aimiskhan]

true

[@SprGrlRVG]

"Generic answer trying to hide my crazy." Story of my whole life.

[@AlfieAlpaca]

Literally me

[@dianatrejo2006]

Smörgåsbord 😂

[@dianatrejo2006]

Smörgåsbord I don't hide my crazy tho I have enough mercy to do that.😂

[@Purplefrog03]

Smörgåsbord Sweden

[@alexplayscello2124]

Legit me when someone asks “how was your day?” Or “how are you?”. I’d want to say, “you know, crying cause I hate myself and what is this world that I live in, why am I even alive? And I stepped in dog poop today on the way to school and it started raining and I forgot to bring an umbrella. How’s yours going?” But I’m just like “it was good, you?”

[@maminugget2897]

"Totally mortified but im playing it off as adorkable" This video deserves its own playlist just for itself.

[@JohnnyFilip]

I think adorkable is the part which is lacking...

[@joeytribbiani4209]

They missed a beat.when the bill came Kelsey should have said "pretending to want to split it just to be polite but really expecting you to pay for it"

[@M.g_marcum]

I went out with a girl and she refused to let me pay so I snuck my money in her purse and she put it under my windshield wiper

[@NicolaiChrisn]

@@M.g_marcum lol that some next level generosity

[@nikiforosstaveris2484]

Matthew Marcum she sounds like a keeper

[@givolimyerukim]

actually on my last date she just sat there and said nothing while i paid .. i would pay either way but i expected her to atleast show some intent on paying, she might have just came for the free food man

[@stephenolder4552]

@@givolimyerukim gotta be careful about that stuff

[@georgie3593]

When that man farted at the end it woke up my cat.

[@ThatClassic70sGirl]

:D :D :D :D :D =^. _ ^=

[@mutang7888]

ThatClassic70sGirl aa

[@kirsthoffman]

mine too

[@youraveragestalker8438]

Georgia_ Tolson WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[@rhy4551]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gracesaltzmann3399]

"Totally holding in a fart right now." Best pick up line.

[@NarinderKaur-ff2wh]

+Grace Saltzmann lol

[@kevinnguyen5270]

Lol ikr😂

[@gm8796]

this one is better : totally holding in a fart right now but if I kiss you it will go away .

[@indiehipstervibe]

Lol

[@millertas]

+Grace Saltzmann Anyone else cough at that moment or am I the only one.

[@touchdalight]

this is the funniest video ive watched just because its so accurate

[@wheetolovaaa3145]

+touchdalight I just watched your new video omg you're hilarious!!

[@emadegeners1281]

+touchdalight You're so cute

[@MsDumpweed]

+touchdalight If you liked that you might like the play they totally ripped off in this video. It's called Awkward Silence by Jay Reiss.

[@dfruitziga2543]

+touchdalight not to mention that it is brilliant

[@SkodzGaming]

110% real

[@Tom2theB]

But what happened to his credit card!!!!!!!!! So many questions left unanswered

[@headhusky5707]

+Videobyphone It got stolen

[@headhusky5707]

+Videobyphone That's why I always pay cash at restaurants

[@RainbowMills]

its like pll

[@alessandrapeluzzi3651]

+Videobyphone he was probably broke. good move

[@headhusky5707]

***** I'm guessing you haven't had good experience with women.

[@blairw1994]

i never get that 'not comfortable eating in front of each other'. when I'm hungry i eat. i eat my food, yours, the table next to us's and well end the night in a drive thru

[@Legendary4030]

+blair waldorf Loved your comment xD!

[@VengefulBatz]

Had a date once- she ate like she was a P.O.W. Prisoner.

[@madelynkathleen5521]

Geez, ur not like Blair at all.

[@jeffreyd508]

If a girl pigs out on a date, theres not gonna be sex. If shes planning sex, she doesnt want to look bloated, have to poop at your house, or blow a fart on your face in the 69........true story

[@amyshaw444]

Haha...I laughed so hard at this

[@jeffsjuststoked]

Hiding the fact that I can't believe this girl is texting in the middle of our conversation without at least making up an excuse as to why it is important.

[@scottfeuerhammer3595]

Yeah, that's a deal breaker for me. You touch your phone on a date and it's not an emergency, it's like, "Hit the bricks sister!"

[@vantillec2751]

I can assure you if a girl likes you she won't touch her phone

[@britt1953]

guys do this too! it's a turn off for both genders

[@SuelFadel]

Dates would be 80 % more successful if they were this honest ! I'd bet on it ! Who doesn't want to be himself anyway

[@VibingTacos]

+Suel Fadel ikr....i would like to say: i am holding a fart right now :D

[@sirmel11]

+Suel Fadel I'd leave if someone talked about farts or poops.

[@TRENDYOfficial]

True

[@NoizuWilhelm]

What if you're actually a serial killer would you tell your date that?

[@lightningwing8962]

right. when I next go on a date I'm ordering pizza no matter what! hold me to this promise.

[@MyahhYup90]

more of these lol

[@jordanwu1136]

+myah you want more leauge of legends?

[@MichalExcuto]

+myah Lol I wish life was like this! 17 Year Old Natural Bodybuilder! Please check out my channel!

[@TRENDYOfficial]

lol

[@alibabasaluja6764]

+Jakob Najmi Chris jones. look em up

[@bubblekittypals7746]

hyam e a

[@HastiNvb]

OMG WHY DID JUST LEAVE ALL THAT FOOD. OMG LIKE USE IT FOR TAKE OUT, OR FOR GOODS SAKE JUST EAT IT.

[@Drifting47]

+Hasti Nvb Its called first impressions.

[@pigeon6256]

+Drifting247 what kind of first impression is that? that u like to waste food?XD

[@goggler2]

+Zhara siell Indeed I always try to finish my meal. Would be wierd for a guy to not eat his whole meal on a 1st date i think. I wouldnt take it home with me though. Would look wierd on a 1st date i think.

[@pigeon6256]

I wouldn't say it's weird, even though I'd suggest for anyone just to eat their food if they are hungry xD Any kind of social pressure shouldnt be of any concern.

[@goggler2]

I guess the reason they left it is because they are nervous they will drop food on themselves or eat wrong. Or get bloated or something. For me foods a good thing to take your mind off being nervous. And besides im normally hungry who wants to leave good food. And its normally really good because you take them to a good restaurant to impress them.

[@amayamackend9260]

“Sexual...silence.” “Okay.”

[@Ellyistrash]

Why does this reming me of The Sims? 😂

[@margaritam.9118]

Ebobsu Because they state the names of different actions you'd pick for a sim, if you took him/her on a date night with another sim.

[@Marco-hz4xu]

Kaliltokox

[@GhostSickness]

HE NEVER GOT HIS CARD BACK! :P

[@vinonak8224]

yeah 😂😂😂

[@gm8796]

And This pick up line tho about totally holding in a fart right now and you still worried about his credit card

[@s4rtre]

+GhostSickness OMFG not ghost this has gotta be a fake account.

[@aishadas7044]

😳😁😨😰

[@OwenWatkins21]

I like this style of conversation

[@TRENDYOfficial]

So do I actually

[@vlogflame3988]

Says that I don't when I actually do.

[@jibb1451]

It would be hard to perform like that

[@igarcia3856]

Agrees and awkwardly smiles

[@MsAquamonkey]

My first date was awkward, but funny. We were getting on really well, but, I fell over, literally over nothing too. I felt like an idiot, and panicked. He helped me back up, and we burst out laughing. Four years later? Still together. :)

[@hansolbling8141]

That is the sweetest thing that I've heard so far. Sounds like something that happens on tv shows and movies.

[@zenku41]

+Pen Fin lol haha

[@TheFallenSmile]

congrats :) sadly just ended a year relationship yesterday.. some hard stuff

[@MsAquamonkey]

Sorry to hear that, but, I think you'll get through it, no matter how hard it seems.

[@Naomi-ho1gq]

+MsAquamonkey Awweee thats so cute

[@laurenharrell227]

He walked out of there without his card.

[@webba0342]

Yeah, and she forgot her phone!!

[@denizgul6131]

+Lauren Umbreon and they forget the cameraman

[@emmarobinson962]

+webba03 if you look closely her phone is in her hand but it's got a black case and she's wearing a black dress so it mixes in

[@heatherjsefina1426]

I was thinking about that the rest of the time, no joke they left and I was like," But- his- His Credit Card!"

[@TheHamiod]

Lol he is so rich he doesnt need it.

[@ethanal2736]

this could not be better executed

[@kadijaish]

Executions. Your favourite thing

[@TheEpere15]

"I'm accepting this gender role because it benefits me" Buzzfeed finally trying to understand us

[@unstoppableunicorn7771]

I SHIP IT

[@TheFighterfemme]

same!

[@joudjoudy400]

SO FUCHING HARD !!

[@karlsaleh4157]

ugh, same

[@giannalinares6801]

I was chanting "SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP"

[@Alicia-qk7uj]

+UnstoppableUnicorn Nooo Kelsey and Justin!

[@luisjacinto3938]

DONT SCROLL if you've scrolled have a wonderful day and I hope u have a great week

[@notAshildr]

+Luis Jacinto Thanks, you too ;)

[@nikkinixon8417]

These guys are actually really good at acting

[@adachiselas3675]

So true. We accept gender roles that benefit us and deny others that don't.

[@Window4503]

+Adachi Selas I feel like that applies to societal roles in general.

[@psychwolf7590]

Of course, because it works.

[@user-yk5xu8gr1e]

Same with racism

[@flaviapetrorossidefigueire6044]

Well are we wrong tho? I mean who would want to have less benefits and more problems? I think the problem is not the person not wanting to full pay , but to not pay the half, I think half on half is fair, cuz I don’t think is fair for men to pay it all , but I also don’t want to pay it all, so I prefer a world where everyone does there part and pays and helps with what they can , paying half on half. Anyway what I mean is, we shouldn’t fight so woman pay all, or men, but that both help, just like, black people fought so they could vote, they didn’t fought so white people stop voting, you know? We should try always to preserve our gender/sexuality,race privilege while at the same time try to give this privilege as much as possible to the others gender/race/sexuality, and ending our problems and the others too, this is what equality means,although obviously it’s gonna be easier to some since certain gender/race / and sexuality have much more problems and less privilege than the others

[@littleman787]

Especially women.

[@DonHoGaming]

if only I could get a first date :(

[@Maya-it4ul]

Aww, you will one day...

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

I used to wish I'd get a date, but then I realized that my life in incredibly boring and that would be a major turn-off, so to avoid that sort of thing, I don't even aim to get a girlfriend anymore.

[@EpyksLV]

+Cyberlord Kinda like me right now :D Ijust see that a girlfriend would bring on more problems in than there already are in my life.

[@ShawnieEllis]

I find myself saying that too. I dont care how ackward so long as I can get a date, but alas, no dates. 😢😛

[@TRENDYOfficial]

Same :(

[@lilypippili]

This is actually so clever

[@thesoupnazi2628]

that was actually really well done!

[@Charlzton]

+The Soup Nazi That's what she said :P

[@christinapierrus7340]

OMFG id be the wierdo sneaking up to the plates after the video to eat the food they didnt!

[@Cornfis]

+Christina Pierrus I will be behind you, checking out your butt.

[@princylady1]

+Michael W Making a filler comment with almost-funny joke about how weird that would be

[@dianatrejo2006]

Christina Pierrus Same

[@dianatrejo2006]

Christina Pierrus Don't forget about the credit card.😂

[@caroline7555]

Relatable generic comment about this video and " quoting one of the jokes in it "

[@Jay-jz2nh]

thinking this is clever and saying I was going to say the same thing even though I wasn't 😂😂 laughing emoji even though I have a straight face

[@psychwolf7590]

@@Jay-jz2nh Trying to keep this conversation going exactly like they do in the video

[@xlouis233]

i need a life

[@todoroki_4527]

don't we all

[@LeagueofLegends24]

+xlouis233 LOL

[@pikmin4000]

+xlouis233 i'm looking doown

[@TRENDYOfficial]

So do I :/

[@aiamonthir4724]

Me too

[@ravingcuriosity6345]

So...the secret is get the girl to drop her wine on her lap? *Note taken

[@StrawberryNinjaNibbles]

It’s like an inner monologue of an android trying to pass as human lol

[@TinaSoup]

lol so can i have the food since they didnt eat it or...

[@breeduval646]

When they got up I was like 'you left your food, I'll just find someone to eat it with me'

[@shovaali4521]

omgg xiumin

[@dianatrejo2006]

yixing park 😂

[@cristianhernandez7591]

same lol

[@vivisprogress8961]

Army 😊

[@dudasalgadoaranha238]

quoting a funny line from the video

[@psychwolf7590]

Seeing this type of comment so many times that it's starting to bother me

[@cl759]

typing a witty reparte.... (retyping 5x cos autocorrect)

[@neonpikachugirl]

I like bananas

[@maretvanderbaan9188]

+Mr. Carrot Cake maybe he just likes bananas jeezz kids these days 😂😂😂😂😂

[@UpperRobin29]

+NeonPikachuGirl in yur arse

[@PhilipZeplinDK]

+NeonPikachuGirl I like trains.

[@gm8796]

No you don't

[@pw6486]

+Philip Zeplin WRRRRMMMMM

[@tatteredreader2163]

"I'm mortified but I'm playing it off as adorkable!" 😂

[@knockbeforeyouenter]

"im going to take the quickest poop possible and pretend it was a pee" story of my life story of my life

[@nattasarocks]

"Standard question about your life" "generic answer trying to hide my crazy"

[@alexisdemetra]

This was all so good. Wished they'd made a joke about girls pretending to pay to seem like they don't want the guy to, but they do. "I'm reaching for the check to show we're equally as entitled to paying for a check, but letting you do it because it benefits me"

[@rct3y]

What If we acually said that stuff hahaha

[@acdchook]

Exactly how dating always is for me, without the recovery halfway through.

[@DavidParody]

First dates are always so awkwardly painful

[@oualidyahia2387]

I am the guy farting

[@AlfieAlpaca]

Same XD

[@brotherskeeper2253]

Oualid Yahia LMAO

[@urugozo]

His line would be " realizing the couple has left and finally letting that fart out"

[@darceyhaynes968]

He never got his card back...

[@shsshshhs1974]

Darcey Haynes COPIED

[@forgetfulmerc5564]

And they never ate the food...

[@mayfares6948]

THIS IS AMAZING, like is so synchronised and their acting is pretty awesome.

[@BaiNaiMai]

This was actually done super well. It's really hard to act one thing and say another. A+ job, guys! Solid video. :)

[@SavzLaLa]

Buzzfeed always knows how to give me the feels

[@remhenshaw4313]

meanwhile her food marinates in a delicious bath of white wine 😂😁🍷🍷

[@victoriae.3024]

"I'm accepting this gender role because it benefits me" HELL YES

[@TomZ1272]

This was actually very clever! I laughed at how truthful this was.

[@parallax4016]

This was cute.

[@nicciGT]

as said by Larry David - "A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone." 100% true!!

[@teddy9770]

'Generic answer. Trying to hide my crazy.' Oh my God, that's the realest thing!

[@willemverheij3412]

Always good to agree about being honest and be upfront about the important stuff. Last girl I dated turned out to be extremely religious. Went full jehova on me. Never go full jehova. Did not expect that from such a geeky girl.

[@HungerGamesKillers8]

My gf goes to a private Catholic school and I'm Jewish....and I don't believe in God...I wonder if she knows

[@willemverheij3412]

GoDz Mystic It's best to tell her, but try to avoid a debate on religion. If you can both accept and respect each other's choice, thats all that matters regarding religion.

[@HungerGamesKillers8]

Willem Verheij thx for this, sadly we are on a break rn so im hella depressed

[@MichaelDeLaRosa]

Willem Verheij What is jehova

[@hillelhadomi1822]

Beerus Sama its the name of god

[@sommelierofstench]

i only go on fist dates

[@TRENDYOfficial]

Haha

[@azureskyes5446]

+delnuggets is that intended to be 'fist'? 'cuz that's kinky to be doing only 'that'

[@sommelierofstench]

billy joe im a very deliberate person

[@angelmanaois]

TO SHIP OR NOT TO SHIP, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

[@theatrenerdsunite1254]

Angel Manaois TO SHIP INDEED

[@fvveb2141]

i ship them

[@hannabanana9219]

Same

[@eddieb2332]

CHRISLEY

[@NESherv]

Where to?

[@jillianelise5]

@@NESherv lmfao

[@viseberg8527]

It's set in D'Ambrosio's. Just like "Married at 25". BuzzFeed Universe is totally a thing guys.

[@PixxieMonster]

At the end I was totally waiting for him to come back and get his credit card back from the waitress.

[@TylerRaber]

This acting was amazing. Well done buzzfeed.

[@AngelaRecine]

hi guys ( sorry for bad english sorry if i offended you pls no hate )

[@aukemeijer1762]

Ids ocai gur Dont be scard 2 telk toe da wurld This was hard to spell wrong :/

[@defozzz]

+Angela Recine wtf is this comment

[@jennievan7844]

Everybody gets so offended easily these days lol

[@SunglassesOnTheBeach]

Quoting a funny line and reference a specific time to click on.

[@AnaRitaFlute]

SunnyElsa _ leaving a comment to let you know I agree with you.

[@paper3993]

Just had my first date last night!!! It went perfectly smooth!!! It’s our official day 1 now!!! To anybody out there who’s wondering whether you should make a move or nah, JUST DO IT BRO

[@tomkrys3331]

The awkward hug at the start is so relatable

[@beatlesrawesome711]

"Accepts this gender role because it benefits me" I DIED

[@laxide13]

not comfortable eating infront of each other yet lmfao

[@randoceans]

this is written sO WELL

[@Aidan12456]

He left his credit card with the waiter!!!!!

[@kayleighperry6200]

"Comfortable silence" "Sexual silence" "Ok!"

[@aaronjohn121]

This is my favorite BuzzFeed video.

[@henrybennett4365]

Same here!!!

[@usernameuser5573]

"I am accepting this gender role because it benefits me" c:

[@alexv6741]

Buzzfeed should do more vids like this one Totally loved it

[@lillianmauldin]

I just burst out laughing because I related more to the guy at the end than to anything else in this video

[@stephmariee1834]

Admiring Chris so much right now but realizing that he won't notice me.

[@katiekawaii]

They NAILED that. The actors, I mean.

[@houseelf2789]

"Forgot card so the cab right home is on you"

[@DiegoHasYT]

Who on Buzzfeed wrote this? That person deserves a raise! This is the most brilliant thing you've done!

[@alexwansss]

This Kelsey and Chris combo is pretty cool! Havin conversation-mimicking narrative is so trippy and effective!!!! I love it!

[@jimh472]

"shocked that something so truthful could come from Buzzfeed"

[@mercytaker]

Generic comment about his card

[@cottoncandylightning8860]

This whole video basically describes every date I've ever been on. Good job buzzfeed.

[@lewisanthonyyoung1466]

(Sexual silence) "ok"

[@MrCahfuture]

This is like a guide date for me.. 'cause I havent date in many years and forgot what it's like and what to do on this situation LMAO

[@sarahsayshello9726]

That might be the first time I ever laughed at a fart joke

[@benjaminabbott5358]

This wasone of the best vids buzzfeed have done in a while

[@Me-ss2gq]

Wait wait wait hold up They didn't eat the food He didn't pick up his credit card Why didn't they eat the food?

[@Soulberrry]

His credit card!

[@EFFECTRANGER]

I just checked my credit card because you. lol

[@jpalpharo4304]

Beep Beep Lettuce reason why you should bring cash

[@bekahnoelle1]

He's so financially stable that he can afford to leave without getting his credit card back

[@sasmitha8446]

I wish all dates were like this. Would be so easy. And honest.

[@13livslife]

I see a new buzzfeed ship forming

[@Cirustic]

Am I the only one surprised they didn't use Ned, and his wife for this!?

[@erin.19]

the ship is sailing

[@keiracollins9503]

I love how he just walks off without his card 😂😂

[@faithschwenck2975]

Oh my gosh the guy farting at the end LOL 😂😂😂😂😂