If he's eating a salad, he might be cheating

[@hrishikeshdutta9959]

Dude just saved a man ❤

[@anthonyzullo]

He did lmao! Man, akaosh is wild.

[@justsaying8358]

😅

[@dotdotdot...176]

It's not saving him if he wasn't cheating

[@ireneherrera1524]

​@@Nonabacha43😮😮

[@ireneherrera1524]

​@@Nonabacha43😮😮

[@rite2bcreative]

"eating like they're never gonna cheat on each other" 🤣 Truer words have never been spoken

[@DalaluddeenHalala]

I'mma break the silence

[@PvtPyle-tj6xx]

that shit was brilliant lol

[@DivyanshSaini01]

How? Can someone explain please?

[@breef.8599]

​@@DivyanshSaini01if they were trying to meet other people theyd eat a bit better to slim up a bit. Most people in relationships put on like 15 pounds (at least)😂

[@DivyanshSaini01]

Ouhh thanks 😂 @@breef.8599

[@ulisescarrillo3050]

The whole Flagrant crew know how to roast, always on spot.

[@patatas7791]

They are great at crowd work

[@fabsabx]

Who’s in the flagrant crew??

[@patatas7791]

Just look up flagrant, you bozo

[@patatas7791]

@@fabsabx ya here me bozo

[@RAJUSINGH-fe5po]

​@@fabsabxschuls and thw boys

[@RobinSingh-pl7ji]

Akash would’ve been an astrologist or palm reader if he was born in India 😂

[@Pratik661]

That’s literally what astrologers do: observe minute details in people’s interactions and make educated guesses. Then use stars as a cover

[@scientificatheist9381]

​​@@Pratik661not really. There are certain rules

[@michellee7469]

@@scientificatheist9381like what?

[@nickoliver3523]

@indrastra_jainlmfao at you saying there’s science behind astrology, laughing even harder at you thinking that pseudoscience is hard to grip 🤣 you’re a lame fr

[@nikhenibasena7052]

Or a snake charmer 😂

[@ThePeaklove]

Like your judgment! Always on spot!!!! 😂

[@cbreezy69]

Except he was wrong this time

[@ChiefKene]

Facts though lmaooo he’s eating a salad, buddy probably got some light work to handle after the show 😂😭💀

[@nomahfuckah2080]

Light-work,lmaoooo💀 Now I wonder if Im seen as _Light-work_ 😂

[@johnclymer4152]

Its called fun,poundtown❤

[@spencerricchio101]

@@johnclymer4152nobody over the age of 15 calls it that

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

@@johnclymer4152holy shit. Are you talking about sex

[@lordblanck7923]

Nah its massage obviously inside....nevermind​@matthillfromcollege4109

[@MattJDylan]

"Eating like they're never gonna cheat on eachother" is an expression I didn't knew I needed in my English vocabulary...

[@Wigmaster_James]

This guy is that person who guesses your age at an amusement park 😂

[@Wigmaster_James]

@@PotatoeSnow so true. I said no thank you to a comedy flyer this guy was passing out in NYC. His reply was, “no worries, have a good one Macaulay Culkin.” 😂 Changed my life forever

[@sec0ndton0ne408]

Yo he'd kill as a wingman

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

Wingman? More like co-pilot

[@BL4NKio]

Any dude in the audience eating a salad while on a date is getting nervous

[@willymac5036]

Akaash is great, he should be packing auditoriums and selling out places like Madison Square Garden.

[@raidernationkmc]

So should Andrew Schultz, @blaucomedy, Andrew Santino, Matt Rife, Theo von is better on podcasts and in a room full of comics compared to his stand up, Obvi Bert Kreischer is hilarious with 2 bears one cave with Tom Segura the list goes on....even fluffy still got it

[@Pondy33]

@@raidernationkmcyou got some decent ones on there but Matt rife? His only audience is horny 20 year old girls and Bert’s stand up is trash

[@faizanahmed9734]

Akash never misses 😂

[@Yeaaaahman]

Bc he never calls on someone that ain’t family to him, he sucks and his jokes ain’t even funny, maybe in India it might be but not in America

[@bobbyplus2011]

😂 brah this nikka don’t miss

[@LetGo0007]

Why are you being racist? Expand your vocabulary and learn new words

[@itslynk01]

@@LetGo0007it’s not that deep bro

[@wesleymouch7498]

@@LetGo0007Let it go, 0007

[@MiyaMam948]

@@LetGo0007 hey grandpa, it’s nap time ok?

[@benzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs]

​@@LetGo0007does nikker help?

[@just_vish526]

Marriage counselor as well 😁

[@WarpaintFTW]

The guy who ordered a salad is gonna have an awkward ride home 😂

[@puprilla]

hell naw 😂 that's me and my lady

[@starplus1978]

Lucky you

[@puprilla]

@@starplus1978 nothing lucky about it my guy we put in the hours to be a happy couple, ten years strong

[@starplus1978]

@@puprilla that sounds like a really good relationship keep going strong my dude

[@puprilla]

@@starplus1978 thanks man, it's easy to make it in life but even easier to be successful when u have a cheerleader in your corner

[@starplus1978]

@@puprilla true

[@davgathright]

Dude is thinking back like, shit I had a salad last week, I really hope she doesn't over analyze that joke.

[@mrgreenskypiano]

Also hoping she’s not a truffle pig for insults

[@orangejoos]

@@mrgreenskypiano I understood that reference

[@MarketResearchReading114]

Just earned that ticket price for the front stage hahaha!

[@GetDown_LayDown]

Can’t be snitching on tha guys like that man 😂

[@ZaneT531]

He is getting good gwak gwak in the night ...😂

[@harshitverma9140]

Never judge a cover by it's book

[@kongeethegod]

Yeah sometimes that cover is really cool😂

[@SourMech]

Did you mean to write this bass ackwards?

[@blue_energy1424]

I cant lie that just made me smile😊

[@LolaLaRue-sq6jm]

Don Rickles is looking down from Heaven and smiling.

[@kalijasin]

“You on punishment” LOL 😂

[@1AmSwapnil]

It's a blessing to be able to eat whatever you want and still look like you want to

[@SaucySparshk]

Omg, why so honest 😅😅😂❤❤❤

[@UpInYourFeelings]

"They're eating like they're never going to cheat on each other."

[@cherokeejaxk]

he casually turns his show in couple therapy at this point. W helpcare Akaash

[@ivanhall6482]

"He's fucking somebody else tomorrow" 😂😂😂

[@Tomatocan_Trojan]

"Look at thaaaatt" lol

[@idakristinedemesa5234]

Asian’s love language is food or feeding. 😅

[@mail4jim1]

Yo that crowd work😂 You and the entire flagrant crew, y'all are all fuckin incomparable but Bruh you always have me crying with laughing! Godspeed

[@erinmboehm]

Dude a guy with a salad is a red flag 10000000

[@heygerald]

These are the type of comedians that make it easier to laugh at myself. Love it

[@randomuncle9768]

Bro I can't stop watching 😂😂😂

[@ASGJGPG]

They’ll get diabetes together it’s so sweet

[@that_dam_baka]

😂

[@jinxie712]

Akaash is the greatest wingman.

[@crakesandbarrels]

“Why you look so dumb?” - All of Akaash’s crowd work.

[@noguruespanol]

Akaash spots Comments Spotless Joy😂

[@joedravid]

This guy is spot on…..

[@busterbgood3856]

This dude is hilarious!!! New favorite comedian by far!

[@MyMeow91]

I will say for me it's depend of the dessert, I can be a lil gollum with my food 😂.

[@neerajronaldo6288]

Man has commission with cafeteria 😂😂

[@tpalabra6568]

Passed the Akaash check

[@billyyank5807]

Fries and tots! Perfect!

[@crazzynez]

Id be like bro I have health conditions I cant eat the stuff she eats chill bro 😢

[@OG_LOC253]

That "look at that" sounded amazing

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

Akash the astrologist😂😂

[@MickeyDeezNuts1992]

Desert first, always

[@samaxamen]

This dude's crowd work is GOD tier.

[@samuely8487]

Charlie once again being the internets custodian🔥

[@user-bb7ly7bf1v]

You've got serious acting chops!

[@mrs.force-kihn118]

Boy starting to get some hips on em

[@bellazarry123]

He should be a marriage counselor! 😅

[@redemptionneeded]

😂😂😂 - never sit front row during this guy's show

[@briannaarnold6053]

Damn dude I'm trying to give you props on insta and it's hashtagging every other aa Indian in the world!

[@stephengonzalez3136]

My gf and I are always eating like we're never going to cheat on each other. "Should we get onion rings or cheese curds?" "Or..." *Gets both*

[@basu7640]

Bro was not a wingman he is an enteir airforce

[@gillianhurley7226]

He is so funny but right

[@nitingons]

If one of them had retaliated....this guy would have been like "Fuck this shit"

[@JoseAvila-fr1dl]

You’re hilarious man!

[@weirdalpopovich]

love the crowd stuff but can some shorts be material occasionally

[@natrosenquist]

Beautiful relationship right there

[@temujin1645]

He s takes out 20 years of bullying by bullying others,when he on stage

[@kyshereasia]

Co-tour tou and Andrew on stage together would be the shit

[@gammasmash1924]

Great...... now I want tater tots.

[@owkwqaqw3721]

Imagine she’s recovering from an eating disorder

[@Smoshylife]

You played yourself by sitting in the front row at an Akash event, dude does great crowd work

[@rohil4835]

He ain't comedian he a wingman

[@chrispychip]

🤣🤣🤣 why is he always right

[@CJ-cz3hv]

My bf and i eat like animals

[@SurajGupta_3D]

I don't know why but this sounds dirty 😂

[@The_OrangeDude]

I swear that dude looks like one of my teachers

[@lysan4878]

My daughter is 25 and always orders dessert first at a restaurant so she doesn’t get too full on food lol

[@Kookie_Kriisp]

As someone whose father was a narcissistic cheater who basically hopped from one family to another, can confirm that the salad thing is often true

[@RayTheomo]

This was as funny as it was wholesome 😂

[@eavena98]

Wholesome!❤

[@bishop912]

Akaash either gets you laid or makes you get divorced. No in between.

[@SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt]

First time I went to a comedy club, they had a 2 item minumum. I got a cheesecake and a Red Bull (sugar free of course). 😁

[@denisesteins1606]

Hilarious

[@lostmikehat8727]

On punishment is a black mom term

[@bakamonkeyfun1593]

Okay everyone that made it there and back. Attention! half right face. Forward leaning rest position move. This is for not securing your tourniquet properly. By the numbers.

[@tubebammy]

Shit like this is why I will ALWAYS get nose bleed seats at comedy shows. I refuse to become one of their targets😂😂😂😂😂

[@heatherpryde8621]

The language though. I bet he could be funny with out all the swearing

[@ADHD_Lothario]

Yo akashh funny as fuck bro.

[@ARJDon]

Babies were made that night

[@-ghost-4]

You are a profiler dude you should work with the FBI

[@Cedsbestwife]

I just realized all my favorite KZbin couples have the same thing in common… they love food with a capital L 😂

[@user-ov9qz6cu2o]

HE IS SO HOT.❤❤❤

[@jduringjrmusic]

Tomorrow 😂😂😂

[@toysmostwanted]

I wanna see him comment on a couple eating or drinking pineapple.

[@abuhaneefa7422]

Savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thasfun]

Oh yeah and when you see your person working out feverishly, they boutz to get back out and see what them streets talkin about. But I can tell them they ain't talkin bout nothing. Gone and order another round of tater tots 😂😂

[@hariniramalka4996]

i like it when my brother is so confused about what he did wrong when I am angry at him...he says sorry for no reason basically😂💔 Boyyss!!!

[@DespoSpyder]

George Clooney is Batman now, Batman and Super Girl both die and silly Barry is the dark evil Flash

[@brandonwatkins8624]

Now why on Earth would you be spreading this misinformation? Reported.

[@jihajoestar]

this guys humor when it comes to relationships just seems to echo the boomer “grr my wife is a punishment” nonsense

[@Naturegirl209]

Me and my man 😊❤

[@HowBlairYou]

That was so sweet aqqqqqq

[@pixelqube3274]

So if im diabetic and I avoid sweets I'm going to cheat? Lol

[@SurajGupta_3D]

Yess, you think we don't know about those doughnuts you've been hiding at your work desk?

[@pixelqube3274]

@SurajGupta_3D I work at a grocery store produce department I don't have a desk.

[@vidooksHD7]

Starting with desert then fast food. Damn yall weird as fuck. Doing everything the other way around

[@joyc.b.360]

Facts