"If I Were You" w/Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham - Dangrin's Baton

Question from Episode 222 of "If I Were You" with special guest Bo Burnham! The guys discuss wealth and weapons.
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[@cameronperry00]

Bo didn't give two shits about that kid that was great xD

[@sylviaellis3625]

“I don’t think I can take my baton” Bo: *falls over*

[@liahc0re]

"This might not be kind......but I bet his grandma wasn't a good person" **wheeze**

[@beepboop3181]

I'm just imagining this question was sent in by Buster Bluth..

[@kylemagaro6979]

Quinn Taylor I love you, that's exactly what I imagined

[@MemberWhen]

Nort Babysit me!

[@realemaskye286]

i FINALLY got around to watching arrested development and everywhere i look now theres an AD refrence lol

[@crusty-rag-of-wonder]

I LOVE THESE REPLIES DVJSD

[@stevencross6189]

I really hope Dangrin watched this...

[@wesley2936]

This video will soon be taken down for issuing potential sadness to Dangrin

[@Adjustvolume]

Dangrin is going to be in a dark alley with his parents. They will be murdered, he will inherit the fortune and will become the Bahama Batman.

[@leifhelland6313]

If only he had his baton🙁

[@lololo]

Dangrin Wayne

[@NotAlexxthekid]

PLEASE MAKE BO YOUR PERMANENT THIRD HOST.

[@samstreveler3335]

Alexx Thewolf yes please

[@Inaresco]

Jake and amir and bo? Nah

[@TeiJay_]

yes

[@sadlystuckinreality]

Bo playing with his hair will be the death of me.

[@MultiNicoleG]

The way he fell over when he heard "baton - the weapon kind" is giving me so much joy. 1:31

[@ben3480]

I am living for how much bo hates this rich kid 😂

[@angelscupboard]

“Oh Dangrin, there’s batons all over the yard in this season” i adore bo.

[@kylakat13]

I'm glad Bo finally sat up. I thought he was going to slowly slide all the way down to the ground 😂

[@kasperrose6294]

I think this is the most chill I've ever seen Bo and I love it.

[@jorgelujan9942]

Hot damn, they put Dangrin on a 10-minute blast! I would have loved to be in Dangrin's yacht when he heard this episode.

[@mackmartin5597]

oh dangrin, there's batons all over the ground this season

[@MiaStrikes]

would he be carrying the baton in his fanny pack throughout the trip wtf

[@MiaStrikes]

strapped to his hermes belt

[@kikoonthemove]

He keeps it in his mothers Birkin, dude probably hates carrying his own things.

[@Lee-qd7fl]

on his khakis and his floral patterned polo shirt.

[@annalisapizza9559]

I lived next door to a family of Dangrins this cracked me up so hard, and they really did have nun-chucks.

[@memsterboy12]

So you lived next to a villa...so you live in a villa...which makes you a Dangrin !

[@annalisapizza9559]

memsterboy12 I actually lived in the slave house next to their mansion.

[@Eatmywalnutz]

@@annalisapizza9559 I-

[@raecochran9051]

just imagine Dangrin strolling around the sandals resort with a baton hanging from his belt loop like a police officer

[@BarginsGalore]

If I flew to the Bahamas and ended up in Sandals I’d be pretty scared

[@Thickolas]

*twirling his baton* "Alright Jamaicans, move it along, show's over folks"

[@konecnysnerd7004]

1:32 he just falls over :) Bo is adorable

[@JennaaMallonnn]

one dislike is dangrin

[@JennaaMallonnn]

second dislike is his grandma

[@JennaaMallonnn]

damn his maids each got an account, too?

[@cakeforbreakfast]

+JennaaMallonnn LMFAO

[@007phred]

+JennaaMallonnn His baton made an account.

[@samstreveler3335]

I love bo's rich voice

[@alvinlam3160]

straight white male i know the road looks tough ahead xD

[@Copper0Bre]

Have Bo on again!! I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud throughout the entire podcast

[@shaza8966]

Yesss to Bo's comment about the kid thinking he needs a weapon coz he's going to a brown island

[@chloe9523]

Baton literally means 'stick' in French

[@Shaunfromboston]

That kid probably read some news about the bahamas crime rate and thought he was going to the fucking ghetto lol. He was going on a private jet. I'm 200% certain he and his family were going to some private island or a luxury resort. He had literally nothing to worry about lol

[@CarrotSlat]

Dangrin will never be forced to face the real world. Hell be sheltered his whole life.

[@d3thdrive]

That was tight. The tightest.

[@caitlinchapman723]

3:14 Bo's boston accent jumped out

[@adamschlinker972]

What's even more annoying is that this dude was THAT worried about danger. Like, because he's going somewhere where there isn't white people he's all of a sudden in danger.

[@chilldude5949]

that didn't even make sense when bo said it.

[@BradPwnsU]

Not necessarily, maybe it’s because it’s a dangerous area. Hmmmm

[@Pughhead]

Why does it have anything to do with race what?

[@MariaLatore_]

My mum grew up in Bahamas and when we went back, the crime is very very bad there. A lot of shootings and there are certain areas that are dangerous so I get the guys concern but he does sound like a complete asshole 🤣

[@EpicFallOut]

THIS. this is the comment I was looking for. Thank you

[@ari9638]

The dislikes all come from Dangrin and his 15 personal maids.

[@NameBrandCody]

Dangrin Frothingham VII 😂😂

[@livalil]

i wish all podcasts with bo were like this

[@lennixa1685]

Bo is the love of my life lmfao

[@rebekas.4280]

havent laughed this much since i watched make happy

[@m8eee]

Dangrin's family probably hired body guards with fully automatic machine guns

[@HaydenDib]

Love this little snippet thing and probs one of my favorite eps, was on the train laughing my ass off listening to this white propaganda cartoon hahahhahah Good one Dangrin

[@averageemm3135]

1:43 my answer to Dangrin's "dilemma"

[@xyns8184]

"Fuck Offffffff"

[@xyns8184]

"Fffuuckkk Offffffff"

[@DatFluffyBoy]

You look like good buds to hang out with, watcha doin tomorrow nite

[@DatFluffyBoy]

I'm kidding I can't tomorrow night, let's make it on Sunday, k? my place

[@MerissaMitchell]

5:12 cracked me up so much hahahaha oh bo

[@ALXPRZ17]

Dangrin or... Den Gren?

[@zainasoliman8711]

Ay I see that reference

[@owen-cu6gr]

Here comes SNATCHER!

[@Claego]

They didn't answer Dangrins question lol Oh poor rich Dangrin

[@lodewijk.]

Pretty sure the kid's name was Barron Trump. So it's Barron's Baton

[@spishyofficial]

I wonder if there's anything Bo can't possibly sit down and discuss

[@Brookelwaskow]

dudes i'm fucking dying of laughter, thank u for helping w my depression tbh. you guys are the shit & bo is fucking amazing

[@watersticks5359]

This is the holy grail of videos

[@bigloser8152]

I love Bo though

[@Jessedoespoo]

I love jake and amir. And i love that Bo was on the podcast all those years ago. My worlds have collided

[@Esterferreiradecastro]

That’s gotta be some troll sendind a question, i just cant believe someone like that actually would send a stupid question about batons

[@THE3FATGUYS]

His grandmother didn't die though

[@LachlanFountain]

man podcasts look so funny

[@Thickolas]

If by some crazy chance Dangrin DID get mugged, he should just quietly hand over his weed money, then go get a refill from Mommy and Daddy along with a promise for a make-up vacation later since "this one was ruined"

[@mia-dz3hr]

10:09 I STARTED WHEEZING AND CRYING AND IDK WHY ALL HE SAID WAS "ooh we're poor" MAYBE ITS BECAUSE ITS 4 AM OR MAYBE I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR BUT I STARTED DYING

[@Winteramen]

Yo are you okay? It's been 3 years, did you end up dying?

[@MelodiesEnchanted]

jesus this was hilarious. also i was wondering who sings that little jingle at the end? the voice sounds really familiar to me for some reason.

[@priscillasmirrorball]

It kinda sounds like Zooey Deschanel to me, but it's most likely not her actually singing on the track. Idk, just a thought tho, haha :)

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

steff comedy made that i think

[@okaywhynot4728]

It makes me sad to watch them rip on a kid who wants to take a baton with him just because he's rich and has a private jet... Like guys I don't think you should be talking to our future Batman like this He's destined to be the hero Gotham needs show some GODDAMN RESPECT for the GODDAMN BATMAN (But yo, so many Batman jokes you could have made there and you missed so many opportunities. I'm disappointed :c)

[@folbfolb]

Okay WhyNot but hey, it was funny anyway.

[@reubendelaney3870]

Thank god your joking

[@markphillips5067]

So if Dangrin ever met Amir he would ask him if he bleeds?

[@frederickstuart7495]

I’m from the Bahamas 🇧🇸 😊🙋🏾‍♂️

[@Jessedoespoo]

I lovew how they tried to do a bit about them getting cornered in an ally

[@lunamercury_3113]

Damn I'm in tears XD

[@zdog225]

More Video Podcast pls the whole episode of this episode would be fantastic i love the show guy gg hf

[@Hellasta]

is it just me or is that room a little smokey

[@michaelm5601]

He could compact his baton an hope they don’t give him a body cavity search….

[@halosniper94]

In a jake and amir outtake from 2012 amir says his friend "den's" last name is gren. Dangrin and Dengren. How did they both independently come up with that?

[@turnleftaticeland]

great minds think alike

[@nutmaster652]

it must have been a reference, and I can’t believe Jake or Amir didn’t pick up on it

[@Rylee_G]

I think it's more like a lead pipe with a handle

[@seanutter428]

Why wouldn't the podcast be recorded?

[@michaelwilson3905]

Tbh I just really wanna know where Jake got that hat

[@wesley2936]

Dangrin should listen to Bo's song "Sad"

[@Abdullahxvii]

Den? Ben? Dan?

[@sensenyajoseph8401]

so mean but so funny

[@Robo0595]

I've been out of the loop with some of the O.G. youtubers for a little bit, and for, like, a whole minute, I had conflated & confused Amir for Kassem G, and I was like "Damn this guy used to be an edgy sexist piece of shit, but he seems pretty chill now"

[@martinmercy2835]

Ace and Jocelyn Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY! mom close the door!

[@johnc8209]

weird hands

[@jacobtraum3122]

I'm just wondering why this kid is trained in combat with a baton. Either he isn't, or he trained in the wrong thing for self defense, because your hands are the only weapon you can always have with you. It's great to know how to fight with several things, but he makes it sound like his only goal is self defense. I personally think that training in self defense primarily with a weapon that you might not be able to have if you get attacked is a stupid thing to do. That is, if it's the only thing your being trained in.

[@tampanensis]

didn't bo go to a $20,000 a year prep school?

[@meaghannmastin8575]

His mom worked there as a nurse I think so he got to go for free

[@lindsey4951]

+Meaghann Mastin Shit thank you, I always wondered about that because Bo never struck me as the type of elitist kid from a rich family who goes to schools like that

[@meaghannmastin8575]

+Caroline Miller No problem. :)

[@tampanensis]

Yeah thanks Meaghann (that's an honest thank you, it's hard to stop text from sounding sarcastic). So Bo was a bit like Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore. That makes more sense.

[@abominablesnowpanda5053]

yeah, I don't think he was rich. his mom worked really hard as a nurse and didn't get paid a lot,

[@MinnieMouse8270262]

"White propaganda cartoons" lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

[@emviousMVS]

haha oh man.. can't wait to have some 'fame' to be on this channel

[@pepsy910]

btw does anyone know what he's doing now?

[@cuasay3674]

Pepsy he just directed a movie called eighth grade and i think it won an award for something :)

[@kennyodo]

everyone knows what he’s doing now lol he’s all over the place

[@big1com1cs]

I don't like dangrin

[@KariGottfried]

Says three white guys

[@diegochavezisntmanam]

Kari G 2 white guys...

[@chilldude5949]

Erick Veloz - they are all white males.

[@themessyvirgo4908]

STRAIIIIGHHHHT WHITEEEE MALESSSS.

[@reubendelaney3870]

I know but there's white people, and then there's dangrin smith

[@landon8952]

The white guilt is seriously pathetic lol

[@robertdelossantos5844]

Kept going around in circles. Thought Bo Burnham was being ridiculous and presumptive the moment he brought up Dangrin is a rich white kid with a rich white kid problem. People have vacations celebrating graduation. Then Dangrin’s letter brought up a private plane, not being able to bring a baton, and buying a weapon to protect himself on vacation. That was so messed up. But Bo kept ripping into the situation and kept me flip flopping between agreement and annoyance on his condescension.

[@skalty9868]

I think it’s an incredibly safe assumption that someone thinking there’s a “dangerous part” of popular vacation destination The Bahamas that ANYONE flying private would be within a mile of and need a baton to protect his family with is the kind of sheltered that produces the worst guys imaginable

[@skalty9868]

Also he didn’t say anything about it until he said he was going private

[@Pughhead]

Yikes, it seems like bo didn't have a good upbringing XD

[@SloeElvis]

Jake and Amir dodged Bo's ridiculous rants on white people like the gods they are

[@MythicalWolf]

Bo is an sjw

[@Pughhead]

This kids richer and more privelaged than us haha let's assume his race and laugh and make fun of him

[@none11flop9]

Bo, the guy that gets paid for contributing nothing to society, gets mad at the money of someone else 😂