If Kratos Was Charged For His Crimes

Hello ladies and gentlemen of the jury, and everyone else here in witness to the trial of the people versus Kratos. This is a man who was committed a lot of heinous acts in his time, and in this, the current year, we are we are going to be trying him for all of his crimes in accordance to American laws and regulation. Now, I am neither a lawyer, nor an American, so those in the jury and all around the world are encouraged to add any additional charges that the court may have missed. Let The Trial Commence.

[@PizzaMan879]

Your honor, in my client’s defense, he was slightly pissed off.😡

[@jaxjaxattaxx]

The “slightly” is destroying me☠️☠️☠️

[@elmaster48]

Insanity plea.

[@TheTruestZero]

Your honor, I plea for Insanity since he did all of this while hallucinating about greek gods.

[@mohamednail1707]

*SLIGHTLY*

[@Reigndolph]

Yea! >=(

[@firepeaman2440]

I was not prepared to hear Kratos being guilty of tax evasion.

[@thescorpion575]

I was ready to forgive him, but tax evasion? Now we have crossed the line

[@jackkanoff8817]

Funny how i seen this comment as that charge was brought up

[@MaZaki721]

YOOO ME TOO

[@polterghast3151]

You know he's fucked at that point.

[@AnthonyTheGodGaming]

@@thescorpion575lmfaooo funny bro

[@Eric-1444]

Your honor, my client spent the two most recent games and a DLC showing how sorry he is.

[@GGGyes4764]

The honor: “By killing more Gods and committing destruction of property? We also can include multiple accounts of child endangerment “. But to be fair he is sorry and all of that was self defence, I hear-by declare the defendant not guilty

[@chad-bin-sigma]

​@@GGGyes4764 Your honour, he stopped the madness of the corrupted Odin and served him justice as the newly elected President of Scandinavia, and he was forgiven of his crimes in Valhalla

[@GGGyes4764]

@@chad-bin-sigma understandable have a nice day

[@chad-bin-sigma]

@@GGGyes4764 thanks, won't do it again

[@autumnsteel307]

Which culminated in him SAVING THE REALMS FROM THE END OF THE WORLD

[@Soldierofsovietunion]

Kratos got 75 life sentences and in Megamind it said he is serving 85 life sentences makes you wonder what Megamind did that was worse💀

[@evice]

I'd argue that Kratos' life sentences should be lower because gods, titans, and the undead aren't people and therefore him killing them shouldn't count as murders.

[@HowManyTimes234]

Being voiced by Will Ferrell

[@garrynewman6211]

⁠@@eviceWhy? Aren’t they even more important than people since they create life?

[@evice]

@@garrynewman6211 Because murder only applies when a human being kills another human being without a legal justification.

[@Gamerlord17]

imagine trying defend Kratos in court xD "Your honor my client cannot be held liable for these crimes, he claims insanity."

[@blakemartyn7319]

Imagine trying to arrest kratos in the first place 😂

[@riyokuuzamaki7359]

He would add your death to his crimes😂

[@Fernando5455Jr]

Shit works for joker every time

[@lazarus8018]

​@@Fernando5455JrJoker is (usually) rich as fuck and operates in a city run by greedy bastards.

[@vellinghem2187]

Saul Goodman: “your honor shut the fuck up because you wasn’t there.”

[@super8bitable]

Your honor, my client said he was sorry.

[@cmpork7145]

This is God of War, not Tekken.

[@revolverjesus98]

Your honor, my client said "nuh uh"

[@adhamwashere5320]

Shall I bring him a crown then? He still commits crimes but now he's sad about it?

[@volofant]

Judge: Do not be sorry, be better.

[@Gam1ngAhmad]

⁠@@adhamwashere5320You are the sum of your choices, nothing more. And because your choices never change, you will learn that your executioner intends to fuck in you prison.

[@andreserra6356]

To be fair, you could use the argument that Kratos was being coerced or not in a sane state of mind during the Greek saga.

[@arrownoir]

Not in GoW III

[@NoeloCard]

@@arrownoirthat was the most insane Kratos has ever been, lol

[@martinc8965]

​@@arrownoirWhy?

[@dragonMaster24921]

I agree in GoW 1, 2, ghost, and chains, but in ascension that was him being sane and 3 he was cucoco for cocoa puffs. (Part of this psychotic breakfest)

[@Meldrick-jv7sy]

​@@martinc8965Because he chose to attack Olympus. There was no I that coerced him into doing it.

[@booneshow1863]

So if Kratos has to pay fines, what is the exchange rate between blood orbs and USD.

[@skibot9974]

Good question, I’m assuming blood orbs from rarer blood types would yield a higher currency

[@mqfii8992]

I can see this in two ways. Let's first assume that the average of blood orbs dropped are 5. 1 - Each orb represents partially how much money a person's life Is worth. For the sake of argument, 1/5 of all the earnings said person amassed during their lifetime. 2 - If we're going into black market prices the same way organs are treated there, so the orbs as life essence could be worth millions each.

[@booneshow1863]

@skibot9974 Not necessarily. From a utility POV, there is not a lot of demand for type B blood, since you can give that person O. But rarer sub antigens can be more valuable

[@Glogloflex1n]

Then he just keeps getting charged for trying to obtain the blood orbs 😭

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

If we assume hacksilver holds the same value as real life hacksilver then he might be able to pay those fines since since he has millions of hacksilver pieces and each one would be extremely valuable to collectors in the modern day

[@juliolaurian1777]

Your honor, with all due respect, you weren't there

[@yoursravishankar]

Lol

[@MaZaki721]

HHaha

[@gbeezyswagg]

You won 😂

[@dragonballmaster8789]

Your honor Please do not make my client angry Please

[@ULTIMATZEKROM]

Your honor, my client pleads "oopsie daisy"

[@iurysouza4313]

It's funny that even if Kratos was imprisoned for his crimes, he would still be alive after serving his sentence.

[@VatanKomurcu]

yeah, that makes the punishment seem a bit light considering everything.

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Killing him doesn’t even work. He can serve the death penalty once and get cleared on all charges after he’s declared dead. And so when he resurrects by leaving the afterlife he’ll be a free man

[@GGGyes4764]

@@TheUncivilizedNationhe’ll be a free man like Morgan in this betch

[@chad-bin-sigma]

Not actually, he is around a 1000 years old​@@VatanKomurcu

[@santydoesreviews767]

Also which police officer is going to stop kratos?!💀

[@Soggysandwichwhynot]

your Honor, my client had nightmares and the gods broke a pinky promise!

[@chad-bin-sigma]

Your honour, my client pleaded "oopsie"

[@Kyle_South198]

The Funny Part Is That Kratos In Actual Mythology Was The God Who Sent Punishments To People Who Commited Crimes😂

[@shadowslayer2929]

Actually he's the god of strength right?🤔

[@Kyle_South198]

@@shadowslayer2929 technically yes but he was actually the one who protected the laws of zeus and whoever didn't follow them would be killed or torured

[@framdeo1800]

The irony

[@MegaDrainProductions]

God of War 3 was Kratos's court case and Kratos represented himself.

[@Gamerlord17]

And he was everyones judge jury and executioner

[@plaguedr.crowvin3349]

Would have loved if this was Greek laws instead of American laws.

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

That'd be serious commitment to justice lol

[@Magmaticin]

In Greek laws he would prolly get the most special celestial torture or sum 💀

[@Kingcaligar]

Murder would end in death stealing death Breaking things up cant replace death death death 😂

[@mqfii8992]

Your honor, the defense requests the charges to be dropped because he's *REALLY* sorry and regretful of each and every one of these crimes. As for the jury, would *YOU* want to be responsible for a single father to be separated from his still developing son? Especially after such a short time after his mother passed away? Don't be the real monsters here...

[@autumnsteel307]

I feel as if living with the weight of every single bit of remorse all these crimes carry is emotionally torturous enough as a consequence...

[@NerdJunk13]

To be fair, seems like Atreus dont wanna be around him anyway, maybe better off? 🤷

[@BossDragon3000]

Jury: Not Guilty! On the grounds that I want to live!

[@GGGyes4764]

Your honor, it’s been 1000 years since, forgive ma boy Kratos

[@victory8928]

@@NerdJunk13atreus: Literally works with a known war criminal who masterminded and led to the harm and death of at least some of every civilisation in their region to save said father. He may be dumb but at least he doesn’t want him to die

[@iman_hanma_6668]

not even saul goodman can fix this💀

[@profikiller7303]

Even if you give his the death penalty he will just climb out of hell

[@smananderson09]

Ikr🤣

[@TheShadowspear2]

11:11 - 11:39 I don't agree with the Child Endangerment part because Kratos was doing it to save her 😂

[@mpsins]

And she was already dead so I don't think that's gonna stick in court

[@TheShadowspear2]

@@mpsins Exactly

[@redshepherd32]

if he stayed with her it meant the possible destruction of the entire greek world. And im sure kratos understood he didn't have the time to explain the entire situation to her. Let alone tell her she was technically already dead. If she wasn't already made aware that she was basically in the afterlife. yeah, kratos was 100% justified in making this decision

[@gaudiestivy4297]

And I don't agree with plenty of other pathetic laws yet the fools all believe they're always right

[@ryguy9876]

Your honor, my client pleads "whoopsy Daisy"

[@MaZaki721]

😆 🤣

[@wuebboltc]

So will there be a follow-up video judging the Greek pantheon for their crimes? I imagine they're not in a position to be throwing stones (not that they're alive to speak in their defence....)

[@byronrush9802]

Yeah just the rape charges alone would burry the majority of the Greek pantheon, that's not counting all the tortures and body mutilations

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

The Greek Pantheon is the governing authority of Greece and their natural position of being gods puts them above their own laws that Zeus created himself

[@cmpork7145]

(After his guilty conviction) *Drops the soap* Me: Why is there a circle above me? *GoW music intensifies* Kratos: I only seek what I come to destroy...

[@MelvinMartinez-zh7ld]

Oh nah 💀

[@smananderson09]

🤣🤣

[@arrownoir]

If they give him hard numbers, he would be able to eventually get out since he’s practically immortal.

[@reedmarcus6954]

In his defense he told most all those he killed or dismembered to get out his way or else

[@JuwanBuchanan]

Those doesn’t excuse those he killed that were completely innocent. Kratos was a Spartan general and was killing innocents before he met Ares but that was just the life of a Spartan warrior in ancient times. Now you could argue that he didn’t have the choice in the matter because he was trained to be a Spartan since childhood and the life of a Spartan was brutal

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

You're going directly to Hell, not jail, Hell, goodbye. *lands in front of the Hazbin Hotel* Spongebob Narrator: Several song-filled hours later... *WE CAN CHOOSE TO BE BETTER*

[@ThatGuy-ky2yf]

Reminds me of a recent hazbin meme where it's OJ Simpson entering the place

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

@@ThatGuy-ky2yf Yeah, except Kratos actually feels guilt about all the blood on his hands

[@autumnsteel307]

😂

[@potatosoup9536]

You know, I actually think that Kratos would be a welcome addition to the cast of that show lol

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

@@potatosoup9536 Kratos: For the sake of our children, we must be better. Adam: FUCK THEM KIDS

[@skibot9974]

Everybody remember: If you did it, Better Call Saul If you DIDN’T do it call Phoenix Wright

[@Dowux]

Wise words

[@MissBabyForte]

After seeing this list of crimes Kratos has done, I can 1000% truly see Kratos felt like he doesnt deserve love and redemption when Kratos was in Nordic lands. He did some fuck up shit. I would have felt I dont deserve redemption either if I was Kraros.

[@JuwanBuchanan]

That’s the point of him finally being able to forgive himself when he had to face to face with his younger self. He knows he may never be forgiven by those he he hurt especially in Greece but he can tell to make amends and be better.

[@autumnsteel307]

@@JuwanBuchanan mhm

[@autumnsteel307]

and I'm proud of him for facing these feelings and processing them

[@tylercharles4587]

Answer for Betrayal is a second degree murder charge on the son of Hermes, some animal cruelty on Argos and ironically, Vigilantism as he was chasing down who killed said beast

[@christhechilled]

Do Cole MacGrath from Infamous! I smell a video series from this! Please do it! 🙏

[@CyborgCharlotte]

Would that be just evil Cole or both?

[@arrownoir]

Both.

[@arrownoir]

Or Nathan Drake. The guy murdered a small country.

[@christhechilled]

@@CyborgCharlotteEither one

[@PossiblyAHooman]

Technically, Lahkesis and Atropos(2 of the Sisters of Fate) are alive. They're just trapped in their mirror forever

[@riddler6398]

Jury: Guilty Kratos: So anyway I started blasting...

[@pharmcat8484]

Things get interesting when you realize your life sentences aren’t the same as his life sentences.

[@DaEricLyles]

Brooo

[@peterwilliams1724]

Kratos did tax evasion? He's just as bad as Yoshi.

[@victory8928]

Tbf it is more like not paying a loan shark so tax evasion but smaller than government level

[@nightdrivenen7909]

This was entertaining and you seemed to go as indepth as you could. I cannot think of anything really missed, but I bet there is more out there. Fun vid

[@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments]

Your honor, I would argue that Sparta is a police state and Spartans acted like law enforcement officers. So he may be guilty of some of these crimes but he feared for his life and he deeply regrets his actions. I say we just fire him from the force, keep him out of jail and we continue to pay his pension out of tax dollars.

[@CrazyGamingYT56]

Love your content keep up the great work

[@AnthonyTheGodGaming]

Absolutely amazing video man I know it took you a lot of time and I had a lot of good laughs especially the end when you read off all his crimes I laughed so hard I got hiccups haha you got a new subscriber bud 👌

[@Logan-qu4xm]

Your honor, this is just standard behavior for a Spartan

[@Mankey619]

It's cool that how much work you went through for charging Kratos' past crimes that he's committed in his past life.

[@brayo.4793]

The court" Guilty!" Kratos"NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!!!"

[@Sahnie-E]

I'm just trying to imagine Atreus' reaction to a court judge casually listing all the crimes of his father

[@ChaoticNynx]

good content bro

[@b1gboss]

The video I didn't know I needed.

[@Jak_Mar]

It's better than sellouts like Kaptain Kuba or with other cliche unfunny GOW youtubers such as extreme gameplays.

[@Omnipulsar]

kratos-saves the world zeus as judge- 10 year prison sentence

[@mattmeyer99]

Judge: i sentence you to 5 million years in prison Kratos: No

[@joel9104]

What a calm and reasonable person

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

Personally I'd argue that gow 2 should count as resisting sentence as Kratos went out of his way to not kill himself

[@curious-mindset]

Objection, my client was having nightmares…

[@mitchellpatterson3044]

You have my attention

[@gokojamesbond]

*Your honor, everything tried to kill Kratos*

[@Jak_Mar]

The thousands of people who drowned after Poseiden's death, which was caused by Kratos himself or what about in the flashbacks where he killed innocent people who were minding their own businesses.

[@ncrtrooper7246]

Your honor, my client is simply built different

[@haroldhathorn8928]

My boy even found a way to get a tax evasion charge snuck in

[@ajgonzalezjr]

Your honor, my client pleads “It won’t happen again”

[@parme8344]

your honor, in my clients defense, he did have nightmares

[@smsmaco1927]

Judge “ Kratos you have been sentenced to 80 death sentences and 5 million years along with 90 life sentences effective immediately” Kratos “ no “ Judge “ you’re free to go sir “

[@dewiehero7775]

Your honor,the defendant is a calm and reasonable person…….. if the moment calls for calm

[@backgroundnoise9310]

Kratos is beyond the laws of men.

[@gaudiestivy4297]

ikr

[@Jak_Mar]

Older Kratos from Norse even knew that his actions were heinous. So that should say something.

[@Turtleishim301]

short answer, beyond the universal scale of anything possible.

[@Ant-Woord]

Your honor, you were not there.

[@Tony-tq5cz]

I mean Kratos is basically a man too angry to die

[@smananderson09]

Your honor, my client was tricked and the gods broke a pinky promise

[@newhybrid101]

Your honor,my client is badass so its ok

[@creativeusername1129]

Tax evasion and Child endangerment? Kratos would be a perfect fit as CEO for Tesla.

[@bottomfed5954]

“Whos the best lawyer?” “Jayoma.”

[@thefierycharmeleon164]

I don't think any amount of years could ever be enough for his crimes. The first game alone could put him in the slammer for life in prison. Gonna have to create a I have no mouth and I must hell to pay for the rest of his years.

[@mr-noluck1153]

Nah, he was jsutified (well, most of the time) PLUS he is very sorry for all the crimes he did

[@azzz1578]

0:47 It may not be murder but these were Zeus’ pets your honour. And may I remind you Kratos was trespassing on his land that those animals were protecting. Therefore it is at the very least animal abuse.

[@mr-noluck1153]

17:30 Now you have angered me and my Retro2ME homies

[@popatsot1]

Your honor, my client pleads whoopsy daisy. 😂

[@gunziro169]

I imagine as soon as soon as kratos plead guiltily you hear rage of sparta playing

[@moeheil8839]

Your honor, these laws didnt exist when he did these crimes, plus theirs statute of limitations for a good chunk of it

[@darkarpatron]

The "Tax Evasion" made me laugh.

[@MartinProductions]

Too be fair your honor, you weren’t even there

[@Carsonj13]

Being the most broken , over-powered character in PS Allstars Battle Royale, making me REMEMBER PS AllStars Battle Royale...

[@TheCursedMortal]

nice idea for a video gj

[@tkp98]

Do Sephiroth next.

[@BigJugsRule92]

Tax evasion?!, nah bro.. sentence him!!

[@veloc.raptor9136]

Your Honour, in my client's defense... they started it

[@jasonchaos236]

Your honor, you forgot, Omnicide and genocide

[@chubbinsmoth9476]

Your honor, boys will be boys

[@frostfire6347]

In his defence, honestly who is gonna stop him💀

[@ajax1241]

The sisters of fate would be self defense. He didn't go to the temple specifically to kill them, he just wanted to use their power to travel time, and when he demanded it, they attacked him.

[@SebasTian58323]

Your honor, you have to understand. My client was a little miffed, and he pulled a few pranks to get a little payback. I'm sure we can all agree that this isn't something worth giving him a criminal record for.

[@lego_boba_fett_watch]

Your honour, with all due respect, my client here pleads that 'we all make mistakes'

[@itzmeak4716]

Your honor, in my clients defense, He had nightmares

[@midnightcoffee6463]

I like to imagine the Narrator as Hades tallying up the sins of Kratos from beyond the double-dead

[@mykaelnyx8821]

I find the defendant not guilty based on the evidence that he could kill us with a mere thought but he would love to use his hands instead.

[@SpearEnthusiastDiletto]

Will there be Norse saga Kratos crimes video?

[@Ayatorin]

“Kratos will be let off on God knows how many charges” *well, to be fair, even Gods don’t know, since they no longer have the luxury of living*

[@ChessyGaming798]

Your honor, I can cover all the charges he did while he was a general as he was fighting for his country

[@user-kc3bi5ej8v]

You honour, my client pleads affect

[@smananderson09]

Your honor, my client would like to choose the insanity plea

[@RandomUser-dv6qw]

Your Honor, my client would like to plead 'Nuh Uh'

[@discopainter4995]

Objection your honor, my client was under a curse of bloodshed and rage put onto him by Aries

[@chaseuk8621]

Your honour, in my clients defence, the gods hurt his feelings.

[@AKumar-tu9nx]

Your honour, for whatever he did my client is a calm and reasonable person...

[@DOGGAMMA]

nothing because no prison can hold Kratos. 💯😂 ⚔️

[@mykaelnyx8821]

In the case of him praying the titans, it could also be looked at from the other way around as to say he was free people that were unjustly imprisoned by tyrannical dictators who then decided to help said prisoners overthrow the tyrannical dictator

[@firehedgehog1446]

I don't think Promethius would count as Second-Degree murder, that's more like assisted suicide since Promethius ASKED Kratos to kill him

[@Patrick_Edits_]

"When Kratos goes to jail"

[@Hat_person_88]

Sir he pleads insanity

[@jamalsherefjr6572]

Kratos would give Prisoners hell, especially when he's the 3rd booty warrior.