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Vsauce

Vsauce

11 ай бұрын

Roman Numerals in alphabetic order: mat.msgsu.edu.tr/~dpierce/Poet...
Closky's book: edcat.net/item/the-first-thou...
music by @jakechudnow 🎶

Пікірлер: 4 800
@Neron616
@Neron616 11 ай бұрын
It's insane how accurate Michael's impressions are.
@Comeoniwantaccount
@Comeoniwantaccount 11 ай бұрын
1k'th like
@clovisthegreat7078
@clovisthegreat7078 11 ай бұрын
They are very relatable!
@lunaponta594
@lunaponta594 11 ай бұрын
can confirm, i actually think numbers should be arranged alphabetically and usually find myself counting numbers out loud for unknown reasons. or counting weird little beads
@my23bear
@my23bear 11 ай бұрын
"Amazing". It was right there. That was the perfect word for you to use for this comment. But nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! Let's fucking use the outdated term for MENTAL ILLNESSES, which has been used to stigmatize people who live with these mental disorders, and is rooted in ableism, misinformation, and the STIGMATIZATION OF PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS, WHICH HAS LED TO PEOPLE *MURDERING INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR HAVING MENTAL ILLNESSES,* as a nonsensical compliment, as if mental illness is just a compliment and a thing to glorify even though there isn't a single mental disorder that makes for actual good compliment material. Nevermind the fact that "insane" is among the VERY SAME LANGUAGE that's been used to mock, insult, and spread misinformation about people living with mental illnesses, who are suffering from stigmatization. Anything for our mindless "compliment" that makes no goddamn sense.
@malte291
@malte291 11 ай бұрын
So true!
@k4rz43
@k4rz43 11 ай бұрын
This is your brain on numbers. Don't do math, kids.
@Amin10XD
@Amin10XD 11 ай бұрын
Don't do meth, kids 🥱
@polloneverbroke
@polloneverbroke 11 ай бұрын
r/woosh
@pvzgamerlegisniana6492
@pvzgamerlegisniana6492 11 ай бұрын
​@@Amin10XD don't do mouth, kids 🇵🇱🗡🇩🇪
@MatterOrNot
@MatterOrNot 11 ай бұрын
​@@pvzgamerlegisniana6492 dont minky on miths kids
@paper2979
@paper2979 11 ай бұрын
@@pvzgamerlegisniana6492 don’t do moth kids
@Silverfish46
@Silverfish46 5 ай бұрын
"Forty" 😨 "Thank you!"
@ARKURU8632
@ARKURU8632 7 күн бұрын
Don't Forget: "One" 😳 "THANK YOU"
@Patches_Idk
@Patches_Idk 6 ай бұрын
"forty" *shocked*
@TheHodyman
@TheHodyman 4 ай бұрын
One. O_O
@SebasCatAnimates
@SebasCatAnimates 4 ай бұрын
"Thank you"
@prismus6520
@prismus6520 3 ай бұрын
"one-" _shocked_
@ae7837
@ae7837 2 ай бұрын
*vine boom*
@asc11T0ast3r
@asc11T0ast3r 2 ай бұрын
Fourty.. 🤯
@double2helix
@double2helix 11 ай бұрын
Least unhinged Vsauce short
@Julzaa
@Julzaa 11 ай бұрын
Most
@grainsintherain
@grainsintherain 11 ай бұрын
or is it?
@aperson6389
@aperson6389 11 ай бұрын
hingedest
@cloudcorey
@cloudcorey 11 ай бұрын
​@@Julzaa he means it as a joke because vsauce is always crazy
@raysmith2349
@raysmith2349 11 ай бұрын
Thereby making it the most unhinged
@tottenhamrangers79
@tottenhamrangers79 11 ай бұрын
He never recovered from that sensory isolation room did he..?
@mikek7660
@mikek7660 11 ай бұрын
Still in there
@ne0dynamic
@ne0dynamic 10 ай бұрын
I’ve found another follower it appears
@claw25533
@claw25533 10 ай бұрын
people always say this and forget about Mario Farts. he was always like this
@mrpenguin8731
@mrpenguin8731 10 ай бұрын
The huh?
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 10 ай бұрын
​@@mikek7660 what was that movie eith John Cusack? Room 408 or something? That shit tripped me out the first time i watched it, and he just kept being in that room whennhe thought he wasnt anymore. I wanna watch it again now haha
@teamcyeborg
@teamcyeborg 5 ай бұрын
And now my impression of a guy who only knows numbers whose character length matches their value: 1, II, III, four.
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ 8 күн бұрын
and I
@turolretar
@turolretar 6 күн бұрын
@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ “will always love you”
@pingupungo3365
@pingupungo3365 6 күн бұрын
@@turolretar”AND I, WILL ALWAYS loVE yOuuu”
@Pedro999Paulo
@Pedro999Paulo 6 күн бұрын
You forgot cinco
@carlpittenger
@carlpittenger 5 күн бұрын
​@@Pedro999Paulosilly goose, english is the only language that matters
@Sans_Gaming32
@Sans_Gaming32 6 ай бұрын
The face when he looked at the marble was priceless
@WTFBOOMDOOM
@WTFBOOMDOOM 3 ай бұрын
They look so yummy 😳
@Thomas-tr6ok
@Thomas-tr6ok 2 ай бұрын
@@WTFBOOMDOOMI want eat
@asuris2646
@asuris2646 11 ай бұрын
dawg just activated like nineteen sleeper agents
@EnderGorrilaGamingYT
@EnderGorrilaGamingYT 11 ай бұрын
thats what im saying
@buttblast1113
@buttblast1113 11 ай бұрын
I don’t know why but this comment had me laughing for 5 straight minutes. ty for that.
@mikek7660
@mikek7660 11 ай бұрын
This comment is absolutely legendary
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 11 ай бұрын
E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎
@concrete_turtle5952
@concrete_turtle5952 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@antsarizona29
@antsarizona29 7 ай бұрын
“40- 0_0 -thank you” -Vsauce 2023
@monalizasafaan2405
@monalizasafaan2405 6 ай бұрын
😂
@PeeldBanan
@PeeldBanan 5 ай бұрын
I think it is more like Forty ⍤⃝
@mrblue-xe8yh
@mrblue-xe8yh 5 ай бұрын
" one...... thank you "
@VGCCCCC
@VGCCCCC 5 ай бұрын
@@PeeldBanan How’d you do that
@PeeldBanan
@PeeldBanan 5 ай бұрын
Copy paste
@steveowens7966
@steveowens7966 6 ай бұрын
Eight, Five, Four, Nine, One, Seven, Six, Ten, Three, Two, ZERO! [the rocket takes off and stays in the shirt the entire video]
@Jinx12383
@Jinx12383 2 ай бұрын
“Forty. 😧. thank you.” Best vsauce line Edit: Wow thanks for 300 likes that’s the most I’ve got ever!
@Turbolemons
@Turbolemons 11 ай бұрын
Live footage of Michael distracting the guards at the maximum security prison before he escapes
@PkmnGymLeader
@PkmnGymLeader 11 ай бұрын
Prison? No, psychiatric hospital. 😂
@activisionstillsucks9665
@activisionstillsucks9665 11 ай бұрын
@@PkmnGymLeader nah, a psych hospital would have a pin head and heat, Michael has already shown he knows what temperature he needs to kill as many people as possible in one of his videos
@Sralit
@Sralit 11 ай бұрын
😂
@breatheproof
@breatheproof 11 ай бұрын
​@@PkmnGymLeader nope, a cell inside the cia hq
@istiompaxindica9676
@istiompaxindica9676 11 ай бұрын
As one of the guard that's guarding "Michael" cell, we're still counting
@jonathondiaz-gudiel2792
@jonathondiaz-gudiel2792 11 ай бұрын
Me trying to distract my math teacher as my friend changes our grades on their computer
@jc_art_
@jc_art_ 11 ай бұрын
Someone just tried to do that a few hours ago in my physics class, didnt work tho
@trylius
@trylius 11 ай бұрын
😂
@shampoo.international4504
@shampoo.international4504 11 ай бұрын
​@@jc_art_ One of my friends once gave himself 5(it is grade A) on those smart board (or whatever are they called) when teacher wasn't "looking". He had to give himself F and delete that A
@DontMockMySmock
@DontMockMySmock 11 ай бұрын
would prob work better on the english teacher
@jc_art_
@jc_art_ 11 ай бұрын
@@shampoo.international4504 lol, my physics teacher didnt catch him, since everytime the teacher would walk back in, the student would pretend to be doing something else, like looking at the board, or tying his shoe, it was really funny for everyone aside from the student doing it
@JayJay-br
@JayJay-br 3 ай бұрын
You left out the guy who only knows the numbers that have the same number of letters as the number itself I'll start: four
@Sultanchicken
@Sultanchicken Ай бұрын
Tu
@claudiaruediger2331
@claudiaruediger2331 Ай бұрын
.
@Nitr0flow
@Nitr0flow Ай бұрын
1
@AzwaadGD
@AzwaadGD 5 ай бұрын
*I like how the rocket is still flying behind him in the green screen*
@suedonym7445
@suedonym7445 2 күн бұрын
It weren't told to stop.
@AzwaadGD
@AzwaadGD Күн бұрын
@@suedonym7445 or is it? 🎶🎶🎶
@pillls3573
@pillls3573 11 ай бұрын
Michael's unironically one of the funniest creators on the platform
@sakirhussain9464
@sakirhussain9464 11 ай бұрын
He is wierdly funny
@SaloCh
@SaloCh 11 ай бұрын
I read that as "creatures" at first for some reason but... yk, it fits
@mocapcow2933
@mocapcow2933 11 ай бұрын
@@SaloCh yeah, commentor mean creatures, autocorrect though
@iBeerus-
@iBeerus- 11 ай бұрын
whata so funny is that he doesnt have to try at ALL
@Megamanthemachine
@Megamanthemachine 11 ай бұрын
He will write a book on the strangest stuff
@EnderTender
@EnderTender 11 ай бұрын
This man is never held in an insane asylum, he's the insane asylum
@larsatticus6807
@larsatticus6807 11 ай бұрын
He's just sharing math facts and being funny!
@paulgoogol2652
@paulgoogol2652 11 ай бұрын
​@@larsatticus6807 maths is just masquerade for insanity
@robloxfordummies6507
@robloxfordummies6507 11 ай бұрын
@Dont_click_this_profile__ ok
@lordomachuthegreat
@lordomachuthegreat 11 ай бұрын
@Dont_click_this_profile_ okay
@duckqueak
@duckqueak 11 ай бұрын
​@@larsatticus6807 I'm just a silly goofy math guy with a silly wonky math knife haha! Want to solve a funny puzzle? 🤪🤡🔪 (me an avid vsauce fan)
@TirzaBoi
@TirzaBoi 6 ай бұрын
"Lets see how many i have!" "40!" "😮"
@rupamjha5009
@rupamjha5009 2 ай бұрын
Kinda poetic how zero was still last as always in the countdown.
@byHexted
@byHexted 11 ай бұрын
He should do a 3 hour stand up special of these types of jokes in front of a crowd of 50,000 and after every one go “thank you”
@jwhbos
@jwhbos 11 ай бұрын
For someone who counted prime numbers for like 3 hours or something, this would be a reasonable request.
@Mady.K
@Mady.K 11 ай бұрын
I would be deceased🤣💀 and loving every second of it🤌
@nonsense618
@nonsense618 11 ай бұрын
Um, I think you just made up that number lol, the only number is forty
@Cypher5235
@Cypher5235 11 ай бұрын
I know its not the same, but didn't he have a show, with adam savage I think, several years ago?
@Kitrinos_Real
@Kitrinos_Real 11 ай бұрын
If you had a nickel for every nickel you gained, how many would you have?
@gpheonix1
@gpheonix1 10 ай бұрын
these are not just impressions. he is reliving the lives of souls he took.
@tunnelsnake420
@tunnelsnake420 9 ай бұрын
Hi Vsauce, Michael here. Do you feel safe?
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh 8 ай бұрын
@@tunnelsnake420I like your pfp.
@ishmowo
@ishmowo 8 ай бұрын
@@tunnelsnake420 Well Look In Your Closet, James.
@mpgodjr
@mpgodjr 7 ай бұрын
​@@fallenkingdom-zd8xhI don't :(
@aricardenas7999
@aricardenas7999 7 ай бұрын
​@@tunnelsnake420you feel safe? Or are you?
@tehcodekid8421
@tehcodekid8421 5 ай бұрын
“Forty” *Flabbergasted*
@Multiroester
@Multiroester 7 ай бұрын
he slowly becomes his own meme the prophecy fullfills itself
@PUNK3N
@PUNK3N 11 ай бұрын
According to a Japanese legend, if you cannot sleep at night it is because you are awake.
@mistrsportak9940
@mistrsportak9940 11 ай бұрын
You still can sleep, if you're awake. The thing is that you don't Difference between "can sleep" and "do sleep"
@sluggogrenade1673
@sluggogrenade1673 11 ай бұрын
​@@mistrsportak9940 the legend doesn't make any distinction
@musicmiss8972
@musicmiss8972 11 ай бұрын
So true
@chiffmonkey
@chiffmonkey 11 ай бұрын
@@mistrsportak9940 hmm, then if you are asleep you can't sleep
@leli9117
@leli9117 11 ай бұрын
Thank you
@gdouble382
@gdouble382 11 ай бұрын
Vsauce rewrites the laws of this universe with every thought he thinks
@cummincock6994
@cummincock6994 11 ай бұрын
A person who Thinks! all the time...
@theminingheroshow5006
@theminingheroshow5006 11 ай бұрын
​@@cummincock6994.....has nothing to think of except thoughts....
@ewon1556
@ewon1556 11 ай бұрын
@@cummincock6994… has nothing to think about except thoughts 💭
@everrain9709
@everrain9709 11 ай бұрын
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts...
@stoopid5555
@stoopid5555 11 ай бұрын
​@@everrain9709 so he loses touch with reality and lives in a world full of illusions
@magictoffee7066
@magictoffee7066 5 ай бұрын
I Like how the clip of the Delta II just keeps playing.
@kek_w_me_boi
@kek_w_me_boi 6 ай бұрын
I love how he goes "40, 🤨"
@mnmlst1
@mnmlst1 11 ай бұрын
Michael should be considered a universal treasure.
@superdupergoober
@superdupergoober 11 ай бұрын
Michael *is* a national treasure
@jordanbridges
@jordanbridges 11 ай бұрын
​@Don’t_click_this_profile reported
@jordanbridges
@jordanbridges 11 ай бұрын
We should steal him.
@seraphyna6632
@seraphyna6632 11 ай бұрын
International.
@Leonagraphy
@Leonagraphy 11 ай бұрын
He already is
@Plazard_YT
@Plazard_YT 7 ай бұрын
Michael doesn't have ADHD, ADHD has him
@irlmeow
@irlmeow 5 ай бұрын
this is the only adhd joke i’ve ever found funny in my life
@Ermackshully
@Ermackshully 5 ай бұрын
​@@irlmeowsame
@I_have-depression
@I_have-depression 4 ай бұрын
I have adhd and i accept this joke
@nothingspecial1421
@nothingspecial1421 4 ай бұрын
He has the dieahhh 😔
@Catocatlover
@Catocatlover 4 ай бұрын
I'm the 911th like
@Ragdollmaster333
@Ragdollmaster333 3 ай бұрын
The irony that he counted up to 10 for the rocket launch.
@theofficialwoohoogamers
@theofficialwoohoogamers 6 ай бұрын
"here's my impression for this show, 40, 👁️👄👁️, thank you." "YOU'RE MOVING ON!!!!!!!!!!!"
@FahadKhan_3007
@FahadKhan_3007 11 ай бұрын
*_Bro just thought about the most unthinkable thought_* 💀💀💀
@Atmos_Glitch
@Atmos_Glitch 11 ай бұрын
*Let him cook,* _he's unthinking!_
@mrjhonlemon
@mrjhonlemon 11 ай бұрын
@@user-be4zd7nc7d your annoying.
@NicolasBR04
@NicolasBR04 11 ай бұрын
@@Atmos_Glitch let him think, his uncooking
@FahadKhan_3007
@FahadKhan_3007 11 ай бұрын
@@user-be4zd7nc7d I won't, thanks
@mateovillalobos6698
@mateovillalobos6698 9 ай бұрын
jus wait till you hear my impression of a guy who thinks numbers should be organized in order of least to greatest
@Frau_Brotchen
@Frau_Brotchen 5 ай бұрын
Just wait till you hear my impression of a guy who thinks numbers should be organized in order of *greatest to least*
@presidentgamingzyt
@presidentgamingzyt 5 ай бұрын
​@@Frau_Brotchenaleph.. aleph.. aleph..
@cyoung7127
@cyoung7127 5 ай бұрын
Just wait til you hear my impression of a guy who thinks numbers should be disorganized
@dadutchboy2
@dadutchboy2 5 ай бұрын
​@@presidentgamingzytabsolute infinity... absolute infinity...
@Tjalve70
@Tjalve70 5 ай бұрын
Just wait till you hear my impression of a guy who only know words where the letters are in alphabetical order.
@thomasdickson35
@thomasdickson35 5 ай бұрын
That's a good start to a cypher.
@zzSodaCanzz
@zzSodaCanzz 6 ай бұрын
THIS IS WHERE THAT ONE OUT OF CONTEXT CLIP CAME FROM OH MY GOD
@yeayeh
@yeayeh 10 ай бұрын
Bro is such a gentleman, he thanked the audience thrice
@user-oc2bq2oo9r
@user-oc2bq2oo9r 6 ай бұрын
1st
@locrianico6843
@locrianico6843 6 ай бұрын
You mean 4 times right? (I'm a person who counts alphabetically)
@ShortL.
@ShortL. 5 ай бұрын
How do you have 2 top comments(atleast what i see)
@user-oc2bq2oo9r
@user-oc2bq2oo9r 5 ай бұрын
@@ShortL. he doesn't, that's @Neron616 's comment but i think it's different for everyone else
@popculturedata
@popculturedata 11 ай бұрын
Michael is an absolute legend, he has the power to say numbers in alphabetical order without fail
@avi12
@avi12 11 ай бұрын
He obviously memorized it
@ann_onn
@ann_onn 11 ай бұрын
@@avi12 No, it's done with mirrors.
@HorseshitDetectionAgency
@HorseshitDetectionAgency 11 ай бұрын
stop trying to get channel views you desperate L.
@2DKot
@2DKot 11 ай бұрын
@@ann_onn😂
@jasondashney
@jasondashney 6 ай бұрын
This is my favourite thing Michael has ever put out. It's compltely absurd.
@mafiaxpayne
@mafiaxpayne 4 ай бұрын
I’m way to stoned for this 😂
@malal4751
@malal4751 7 ай бұрын
Somewhere a sleeper agent has been activated
@fighter_750
@fighter_750 5 ай бұрын
Target is terminated
@danielkiemes1143
@danielkiemes1143 3 ай бұрын
Mason noooooo
@SpectreQuantum
@SpectreQuantum 2 ай бұрын
Vorkuta
@yeezuschrist420
@yeezuschrist420 Ай бұрын
THE NUMBERS, MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
@kyletheunit
@kyletheunit 11 ай бұрын
“The numbers Mason. What do they mean?”
@canovanthecanman
@canovanthecanman 10 ай бұрын
😟
@negativecreep9140
@negativecreep9140 10 ай бұрын
I don't know anything about any numbers!
@dylfai
@dylfai 10 ай бұрын
What do you want from me?! AHAUGAAAUH
@murderer2022
@murderer2022 9 ай бұрын
Uhhhh… 11? AUURHFHFHG
@twfonecard1100
@twfonecard1100 9 ай бұрын
666th like for ya. 😈😂
@NickNamesNil
@NickNamesNil 3 ай бұрын
i love the stare of confusion is hilarious
@VeryMagicandCool42
@VeryMagicandCool42 2 ай бұрын
The bewildered stare at the counter and then "thank you 😑" had me loling
@NoxPilgrim
@NoxPilgrim 10 ай бұрын
This is my impression of a guy who had no idea what just happened. Thank you.
@lokani
@lokani 5 ай бұрын
Accurate pfp
@Dillon6545
@Dillon6545 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@rebeldragon3257
@rebeldragon3257 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@JEASOUA
@JEASOUA 11 ай бұрын
this is like a scene where malcolm shows how smart he is
@garbomode29
@garbomode29 11 ай бұрын
actually his name is micheal
@RayG1991
@RayG1991 11 ай бұрын
@angel. He means Malcolm from "Malcolm in the middle"
@John_Doe742
@John_Doe742 11 ай бұрын
Michael in the middle
@DarrkSixx
@DarrkSixx 11 ай бұрын
​@@garbomode29 no it's vsauce
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 11 ай бұрын
‎‎‎‎‎E
@BrooklynBoundProductions
@BrooklynBoundProductions 7 ай бұрын
0:38 honestly this one is more like an impression of someone that knows how to count, but the only number they know is one
@Rain_idkk
@Rain_idkk 4 ай бұрын
Bro really said **㋡**
@fish_with_lips
@fish_with_lips 11 ай бұрын
We live in a 3D world He lives in a 6D world
@Chris6d
@Chris6d 11 ай бұрын
I live in a 6D world because I’m Chris6d
@theodriggers549
@theodriggers549 11 ай бұрын
I live in a 9D world
@andrejonahdimaunahan9955
@andrejonahdimaunahan9955 17 сағат бұрын
I live in a 0D world
@Papa_Corgo
@Papa_Corgo 11 ай бұрын
He activated a sleeper agent with that series of numbers.
@JustMaxAsh
@JustMaxAsh 11 ай бұрын
Let me guess... Nova 6?
@germantarnoski7130
@germantarnoski7130 11 ай бұрын
@@JustMaxAsh reznov called it nova 6
@key745
@key745 11 ай бұрын
The Winter Soldier..
@garbomode29
@garbomode29 11 ай бұрын
​@@JustMaxAsh nova scotia
@rileyday6025
@rileyday6025 11 ай бұрын
​@@garbomode29 cape breton
@CouncilOfTheLostGoats
@CouncilOfTheLostGoats Ай бұрын
"Sorry, my two year old only knows the numbers in reverse alphabetical order" Sounds a whole lot better than: "My son can only count to one."
@nicolasap86
@nicolasap86 3 ай бұрын
This guy is the goat of KZbin
@natahndolar2142
@natahndolar2142 11 ай бұрын
*“The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!”*
@goldengold23
@goldengold23 11 ай бұрын
"Where are they broadcast from"
@criticalpanda6172
@criticalpanda6172 11 ай бұрын
Now this is the type of based comment of i was looking for.
@Ghost_Face-TheeZazaSmokr
@Ghost_Face-TheeZazaSmokr 11 ай бұрын
"REZNOV!"
@Mr.Bronze
@Mr.Bronze 11 ай бұрын
Vsauce should be a Futurama writer
@claireschweizer4765
@claireschweizer4765 11 ай бұрын
Yes
@StellaGlassBaby
@StellaGlassBaby 11 ай бұрын
No!
@SansTheSkeleton_
@SansTheSkeleton_ 11 ай бұрын
​@@StellaGlassBaby why
@StellaGlassBaby
@StellaGlassBaby 11 ай бұрын
@@SansTheSkeleton_ he's perfect already.
@SansTheSkeleton_
@SansTheSkeleton_ 11 ай бұрын
@@StellaGlassBaby Vsauce? Or futurama
@krongkiatearthsakulleelara6714
@krongkiatearthsakulleelara6714 4 ай бұрын
I was distracted by your rocket😅
@adhyayanchoudha1055
@adhyayanchoudha1055 6 ай бұрын
Bro the rocket still going in the background😂
@LunarWrens145
@LunarWrens145 11 ай бұрын
Imagine this countdown would seem perfectly normal in an alternate timeline
@vmusatov
@vmusatov 11 ай бұрын
or for those who doesn't speak English and think it's a countdown according to the footage and distinctive words once a second
@zanussidish5685
@zanussidish5685 11 ай бұрын
Why shouldn't it?
@psykoShr00m
@psykoShr00m 11 ай бұрын
You mean different "Universe". A different Timeline would just mean our Timeline diverged from an identical one where numbers, countdowns, alphabets.. they'd all still be the same
@malte291
@malte291 11 ай бұрын
​@@psykoShr00m He actually meant that you should spend more time outside.
@MrTrevortxeartxe
@MrTrevortxeartxe 11 ай бұрын
@@psykoShr00m 🤓👆 aCtUaLLy
@micahmurphy4546
@micahmurphy4546 11 ай бұрын
The sheer feeling of fear that overwhelmed me at the mere thought of alphabetical numbers was unparalleled by almost any fear i felt before
@earthboundisawsome
@earthboundisawsome 11 ай бұрын
Well i hope they don't "shear" the hair off your head with all that stress
@micahmurphy4546
@micahmurphy4546 11 ай бұрын
@@earthboundisawsome thankyou
@Nautilustoad
@Nautilustoad 10 ай бұрын
Facts
@agfdg312
@agfdg312 3 күн бұрын
bro roasted all of his viewers
@SethSalinasMusic
@SethSalinasMusic 5 ай бұрын
“Mason… I know what the numbers mean now”
@hazelnut5084
@hazelnut5084 11 ай бұрын
Okay, no joke I spent an entire night alphabetizing all the numbers from 0 to 1000 when I was 13 in one google doc. I didn't realize it at the time, but I was definitely having an OCD attack caused by my post infectious encephalitis. The google doc was 40+ pages long. I forget how life used to be until little moments like this that remind me. Thanks Vsauce for being insane.
@MrLyR-cc1rs
@MrLyR-cc1rs 11 ай бұрын
Deserves more recognition
@RobertMcBride-is-cool
@RobertMcBride-is-cool 11 ай бұрын
OCD makes you do the weirdest shit.
@KingOttac
@KingOttac 11 ай бұрын
i just alphabetized the alphabet according to phonetics. what can i say, im bored ay, bee, see, dee, ee, ef, gee, aich, iye, jay, kay, el, em, en, owh, pee, kue, arr, ess, tee, yue, vee, dubul yue, ex, wy, zee h r a b d w e f l m n s x g i j k q o p t v y u z
@heidibangbang
@heidibangbang 11 ай бұрын
Hope you're well
@mide8845
@mide8845 11 ай бұрын
You had encephalitis ??? Damn
@InsideEarth_ORIGINAL
@InsideEarth_ORIGINAL 11 ай бұрын
Michael discovered strange ways to keep him busy in that isolation chamber.
@godnyx117
@godnyx117 7 ай бұрын
He is still held hostage there, lol!
@Grey_Warden_Invasion
@Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 күн бұрын
I just love how he's thanking the marbles.
@Trainsboy2011-
@Trainsboy2011- 4 ай бұрын
40- 0_0 -thank you" -Vsauce 2023
@crystalhexagon8498
@crystalhexagon8498 11 ай бұрын
Bro just leaked someones phone number 💀💀
@DanielQRT
@DanielQRT 11 ай бұрын
@@whathandlecaniuse phone numbers are different in every country, that could definitely be a valid phone nubmer somwhere, if you ignore the 10
@TylerTMG
@TylerTMG 11 ай бұрын
@@whathandlecaniuse and country code makes it 10
@hy7864
@hy7864 11 ай бұрын
@Martin Talevski (?) (?) nah ur number starts with 389
@yordansic
@yordansic 6 ай бұрын
@@martinonyoutubeImagine being this wrong 💀💀
@Marder_IFV
@Marder_IFV 5 ай бұрын
​@@martinonyoutubemy area in the states it 7
@abrahamben-dayan9843
@abrahamben-dayan9843 7 ай бұрын
“Wow, these impressions are spot on” -Nsu Tuz, The Art of Alphabetizing
@priyavatsyayan4963
@priyavatsyayan4963 Ай бұрын
Sun Tzu*
@jianyi1
@jianyi1 Ай бұрын
@@priyavatsyayan4963No.
@Pedro270707
@Pedro270707 Ай бұрын
@@priyavatsyayan4963 they put the letters on his name in alphabetical order
@abrahamben-dayan9843
@abrahamben-dayan9843 Ай бұрын
@@priyavatsyayan4963 Bro missed the joke
@Ory596
@Ory596 14 күн бұрын
@@priyavatsyayan4963r/woosh
@RAYDENBRYCETCO
@RAYDENBRYCETCO Ай бұрын
It would be funny to rickroll someone when you were moving the camera with the Roman numerals
@DiegoIsEpic_01
@DiegoIsEpic_01 4 күн бұрын
"Forty" His mind: Uhhhh "Thank you"
@bo0gz450
@bo0gz450 11 ай бұрын
Micheal should be the antagonist in a movie called “The Numerator”
@Tegres1
@Tegres1 11 ай бұрын
"The Denominator" does sound like a supervillain.
@dashingclasher
@dashingclasher 11 ай бұрын
He taunts the numerator, saying that all he needs to replicate the numerator's power is his sidekick, the quotient.
@Klabbity_Kloots
@Klabbity_Kloots 11 ай бұрын
And the epic final battle will take place on the fraction bar.
@Lancelot2356
@Lancelot2356 11 ай бұрын
“The Numerator and the great division”
@Klabbity_Kloots
@Klabbity_Kloots 11 ай бұрын
@@Lancelot2356 Warning: This movie contains vulgar humor.
@talion4033
@talion4033 11 ай бұрын
Michael really went and said “I’m going to make a video on a scenario that no human being on earth has ever thought of” and we all just ate it up. He’s winning at life
@richardharrow3697
@richardharrow3697 11 ай бұрын
I told somebody that i would help them with something if they could count alphabetically. He kind of was lost thinking about that and moved on.
@zach3096
@zach3096 11 ай бұрын
It’s funny you say that because in one of michaels old videos like I’m talking 8+ years ago, he went over something called the library of Babel, where you can look over everything that has ever been thought of by a human. If you type a sentence in there, it’s an absolute guarantee that somebody thought of it before you and it shows you when. If that that sounds hard to believe, it was for me too. Look it up. I have no idea how I could remember the name but I’m kind of proud of myself
@PandaPanda-lm7vx
@PandaPanda-lm7vx 11 ай бұрын
@@zach3096 it’s based off short story writer Jorge Luis Borges an Argentinian
@zach3096
@zach3096 11 ай бұрын
@@PandaPanda-lm7vx that’s the one! I might have got a few details messed up, oh well, hopefully my comments inspires people to watch Michaels “messages for the future” video. I think it’s Michaels absolute magnum opus
@terpz47
@terpz47 11 ай бұрын
Why do people call him Michael so much? Is it because you want to feel like you know him on a personal level?
@adverse1014
@adverse1014 23 күн бұрын
I've watched this short about 4 or 5 times over the last year or so (idk it just keeps popping in my feed), and only now have I fully comprehended everything he said in his videos. Good stuff Vsause
@Tristanks
@Tristanks 4 ай бұрын
Let me do an impression of a computer 0, 1.
@mikeyswag123456
@mikeyswag123456 10 ай бұрын
idk why but that quick "thank you"killed me 😂😂😂
@demireapers1013
@demireapers1013 6 ай бұрын
I'm not gonna lie. Micheal has the BEST science based comedy and he's a handsome bald guy.
@user-zs9ux1ru8u
@user-zs9ux1ru8u 6 ай бұрын
​@@demireapers1013His wife is a lucky lady 🥰
@aidagamerzzxd4472
@aidagamerzzxd4472 6 ай бұрын
ayo💀
@Zatrix-R6
@Zatrix-R6 11 ай бұрын
Vsauce acts like he is being held at gunpoint
@tpf6369
@tpf6369 11 ай бұрын
he isn't?
@ludvig3242
@ludvig3242 11 ай бұрын
He’s the one holding the gun.
@grapenut6094
@grapenut6094 11 ай бұрын
Its just math autism.
@Zatrix-R6
@Zatrix-R6 11 ай бұрын
@@tpf6369 💀
@Epic-ft2bg
@Epic-ft2bg 14 күн бұрын
Slowly vsauce becomes more and more insane
@wobblestheclown1527
@wobblestheclown1527 2 ай бұрын
It almost seems like the yellow stone was talking to him just telling him the answers to the universe
@thetechsavvy0153
@thetechsavvy0153 10 ай бұрын
Hearing the numbers alphabetically, mission control would have just been "alright this is silly takeoff now"
@drakep271
@drakep271 9 ай бұрын
I love me a silly takeoff
@skeletized
@skeletized 7 ай бұрын
"now do a silly one"
@kingo_clubs9097
@kingo_clubs9097 7 ай бұрын
now do an impression of someome who arranges letters alphabetically.
@CyanPlushCaptain
@CyanPlushCaptain 5 ай бұрын
A… 😐 …thank you.
@Mooncloudxx_.
@Mooncloudxx_. 4 ай бұрын
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
@a.d.t.mapping8792
@a.d.t.mapping8792 4 ай бұрын
​@@Mooncloudxx_.doesnt A start with an E though? (ey)
@Klara_S.
@Klara_S. 3 ай бұрын
​@a.d.t.mapping8792 yes and no. the IPA for the letter A is /e/
@m0Oz3bAlL5.3
@m0Oz3bAlL5.3 3 ай бұрын
Eay buhe scee dee ue euf zgee huhh iey jay kay leuhl emm enn ou pea qeu err ess tee you bvee double you exx why and zeed
@ilikeceral3
@ilikeceral3 2 ай бұрын
Basics Michael’s insanity continues to grow with each short.
@Harmxn903
@Harmxn903 11 ай бұрын
Bro made a career by shower thoughts
@wyvernnymph5757
@wyvernnymph5757 10 ай бұрын
I send this to my friends to explain what goes on in my adhd brain lol
@towtruckoperator
@towtruckoperator 7 ай бұрын
Impossible, this video is far too coherent
@EternalNico1
@EternalNico1 6 ай бұрын
excuses
@kr-ur1tv
@kr-ur1tv 6 ай бұрын
Ok
@_indigo220_
@_indigo220_ 6 ай бұрын
@@EternalNico1wdym excuses?
@EternalNico1
@EternalNico1 6 ай бұрын
@@_indigo220_ just focus
@Ya-boy-AFA
@Ya-boy-AFA 6 ай бұрын
Why are u so smart bro if u dont stop then ur gonna disrupt the space-time continuum and create a singularity lmao
@misteraskman3668
@misteraskman3668 Ай бұрын
"Forty" Hey, that is the biggest number.
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian Ай бұрын
Oh yeah I watched that video a few years ago and forgot it was Vsauce lol
@99_AARDVARK
@99_AARDVARK 7 ай бұрын
My brain isn’t braining
@Cuddlehead
@Cuddlehead 11 ай бұрын
Michael is an absolute beast, can't get enough
@therapydoclol
@therapydoclol Ай бұрын
"1, *:0* ,thank you." LMFAO THE SHOCK ON HIS FACE IS UNEXPLAINABLE XDXDXDXD
@TheOne_6
@TheOne_6 6 ай бұрын
'Forty, **silence** ' nice.
@brightblackhole2442
@brightblackhole2442 11 ай бұрын
terrifying how he never blinks once throughout his first impression. even in imitation, he is only barely hanging onto the semblance of human sanity
@simonlinser8286
@simonlinser8286 11 ай бұрын
Huh? He's probably the most sane guy on here... unless he's... not real...
@meliodasowens2968
@meliodasowens2968 11 ай бұрын
I don't blink so I didn't notice
@duckqueak
@duckqueak 11 ай бұрын
He has never been the same ever since the room incident 😔
@dartingralaughter9781
@dartingralaughter9781 11 ай бұрын
​@@duckqueak what accident?
@yonatanmonneler1744
@yonatanmonneler1744 10 ай бұрын
As someone who only knows how to count in numbers who's names in english are spelled in reverse alphabetical order this is very relatable, appreciate the video👍
@AdhvaithSane
@AdhvaithSane 6 ай бұрын
No way 💀
@Maplaplaplapla
@Maplaplaplapla 6 ай бұрын
Careful. He's coming for you next
@user-hr8rc1of3x
@user-hr8rc1of3x 5 ай бұрын
1
@yzdied
@yzdied 3 ай бұрын
"lemme see how much i have 40 Thank you"
@azaria_phd
@azaria_phd 11 ай бұрын
I'm still processing what everything in this video actually means.
@lavasharkandboygirl9716
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 11 ай бұрын
Imagine the absolute character this man’s daughter is going to be when she grows up
@-tsvk-
@-tsvk- 2 ай бұрын
Since a rocket launch countdown goes backwards down to zero, shouldn't Michael in the first part be reciting the alphabetized numbers backwards too, from Z to A?
@fentonsaper1484
@fentonsaper1484 17 күн бұрын
This is the best thing I've ever seen
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 11 ай бұрын
Michael is unique : deleted this and reuploaded this fine piece just cuz his mind is truly 5 parallel universes ahead of us
@blazeburner4832
@blazeburner4832 11 ай бұрын
Why are you everywhere, why heisenburg WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@-chirpchirp-
@-chirpchirp- 11 ай бұрын
hi there again
@requiem522
@requiem522 11 ай бұрын
@@blazeburner4832 he is the one who is everywhere
@FrieBonx22
@FrieBonx22 11 ай бұрын
Holy Shit, Heisenberg!
@pierfrancescopeperoni
@pierfrancescopeperoni 11 ай бұрын
​@@blazeburner4832 Because he has a perfectly defined momentum.
@Vintagesonic1
@Vintagesonic1 11 ай бұрын
Certified Vsauce moment.
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian 3 ай бұрын
That's pretty cool that forty is the only number spelled in alphabetical order
@blue9multimediagroup
@blue9multimediagroup Ай бұрын
Eight
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian Ай бұрын
@@blue9multimediagroup i comes after g and h
@andrejonahdimaunahan9955
@andrejonahdimaunahan9955 17 сағат бұрын
@@blue9multimediagroup nope
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian 9 сағат бұрын
​@andrejonahdimaunahan9955 dude I was literally scrolling though his shorts and it just happened to be the same day you replied lol
@meloman-rrr
@meloman-rrr 3 ай бұрын
when he started counting down for a rocket, i've got huge Black Ops flashbacks ngl
@Spiffyy938
@Spiffyy938 11 ай бұрын
He’s going insane 😅
@ame_cake
@ame_cake 11 ай бұрын
The white room hasn't been his best decision
@Depressed_Spider
@Depressed_Spider 11 ай бұрын
He's not insane. You are. He has seen the truth. What lies beyond the cosmos. He is a witness of infinity.
@flerpaderp4397
@flerpaderp4397 11 ай бұрын
Going?
@spr4yz69
@spr4yz69 11 ай бұрын
no, he is insane
@luna-oy5po
@luna-oy5po 11 ай бұрын
I love how Michael literally doesn't change over the years like he just looks the same to me heh he has a timeless look
@sunnysunnybay
@sunnysunnybay 11 ай бұрын
I hope the Earth dies before him, or something prevents the ends of time (I'm pessimistic) at least before he's gone
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