If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #7)

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[@ELMolliez]

My favorite part of the lapras entry is that someone actually felt bad for it, and it started breeding and releasing a LOT of lapras into the wild, the Pokemon Company actually recognize their efforts and modified the entry saying that lapras population went up and it's not longer in threat of extinction. That was nice.

[@cexilady3333]

If I were in that universe it would’ve been me lol

[@framerate3003]

@@cexilady3333 well you were in that universe. that someone was someone in real life, not like an NPC or a pokedex entry, some dude just bred a lot of lapras and now 8 gens later they're one of the most common water types to catch

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

Once I see you again

[@ELMolliez]

@@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 what?

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

@@ELMolliez ON A LOOOOONNNNGGGGG WAY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS NEXT ,WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN

[@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5]

"Is my foreskin a ghost pokemon?" Yeah, it's called a diglett.

[@rampager1990]

I'm not sure you know what a foreskin is 🤔

[@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5]

@@rampager1990 I'm not sure you realize a diglett is just 95% air, like a little flesh balloon, like Wailord. And before you say anything, no, I haven't heard from that anywhere; but whose to say they aren't? We're just having fun here.

[@rampager1990]

@@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 maybe they could wear a little foreskin hat, but you'd struggle filling a severed foreskin with air. I'm just having fun too 🤪

[@Mister_Awesome]

“You can’t be living a dream and living in the past, it doesn’t work” is like the best quote I’ve heard all year. Thanks Dorkly ❤️

[@bobherobrine3415]

Cap

[@thedailybrowser5951]

All from a Shedninja, truly a gift.

[@xitcix8360]

Idk, it doesn't really make much sense in that situation, and it doesn't really apply to anything.

[@Dawaria]

I'll give you 2 more man Quite people have the loudest minds - Stephen Hawking Don't let others disturb your inner peace - Dalai Lama

[@xitcix8360]

@@Dawaria First one isn't true at all, second one is simply not possible.

[@cheezygringuysofficial3402]

I remember reading about how after it's poedex entry went viral, people bred and released so many lapras that it technically brought the species back from extinction, but that might of been a dream... IDK

[@intheftin2861]

Lapras make excellent boats. Corsolas though were a joke of a pokemon u were better off with a quailfish or goldeen

[@panem1901]

Pokedex entries from more recent games don't mention that Lapras is in danger of extinction anymore

[@SpaceApe06]

@@panem1901 we did it boys

[@Ken-df8cp]

@@intheftin2861 riding Goldeen has always been on the same level of mystery as riding Pidgey. How?

[@divinekitty1831]

From Pokemon Moon: "These Pokémon were once near extinction due to poaching. Following protective regulations, there is now an overabundance of them."

[@zeborak6133]

fun entry: if you look at shedinja's back, YOU LOSE YOUR SOUL

[@phantomrecords6517]

Wait does that mean all trainers who own a Shedinja are soulless due to the battle format 😅

[@zeborak6133]

I'm just surprised that dorkly never uses this info

[@phantomrecords6517]

Always wanted to be a ginger.

[@brandoncastellano1858]

IF YOU LOSE THE DUEL YOU LOSE YOUR SOUL

[@zeborak6133]

Also, since metang is immune to plane crashes, then by comparison, how much more durable is Metagross or his mega?

[@HolyknightVader999]

I'm surprised they didn't just go with cloning Gengar a couple million times. I mean, the first Pokemon movie established that it's possible.

[@autumbreeze1129]

Yeah, but if those Gengar go through the same existential problems Mewtwo did, and them being ghosts, their turning on humanity would be way worse than what Mewtwo planned to be to us

[@HolyknightVader999]

@@autumbreeze1129 Then just treat them well. Mewtwo turned against mankind because they treated him like a lab rat.

[@pazerplayer]

One thing all Pokemon Trainers learn when comparing to the game: The anime is never accurate.

[@androzani84productions85]

The anime and the games are different continuities. In the game, Mewtwo was a product of childbirth.

[@autumbreeze1129]

@@androzani84productions85 whoa, wait, WHAT?!

[@leevillanueva7432]

A Pikachu singing "A Little Fall of Rain" with its body torn in half and entrails spilling over was definitely not something I ever expected to see

[@isaiasperez6254]

"Words of Love are not very effective against impending death"...... how depressingly true

[@eclipsa1995]

I may never seen any Digletts the same ever again. Thank you for this Dorkly.

[@intheftin2861]

Dig-butts are the truest and stronger versions of any. Sandshrew cant even match these masterpieces

[@-originalLemon-]

I always saw them as little molerat creatures.

[@its_argho]

The lapras song is awesome. Should be featured in a movie perhaps

[@matthewchen8452]

Maybe one about racing involving Vin Diesel?

[@Thescott16]

I think I'm missing the joke since I don't know the song....

[@shrimpony-9146]

@@Thescott16 its see you again by wiz khalifa

[@hungryowl1559]

I think the song is the worst part. I skip over it

[@intheftin2861]

Lapras' make excellent boats, how can they be near extinct? *eats lapras meat* Now then, how much does this shell I found at the beach go for?

[@elainareed2489]

Watching Pikachu singing les mis while dieing has got to be one of the funniest and saddest bits in these videos

[@OGPepsiman]

At this point, I’m just gon’ assume that the ENTIRE pokedex is gonna get *_literallized_*

[@NightShadow720]

I'm very certain there are so many Pokémon left to have their entries literallized.

[@Human_traain]

No shit

[@Drago_Whooves]

That Compilation will be super long, what's the limit of KZbin video?

[@dilliondouglas412]

I'm down for that.

[@Human_traain]

@@Drago_Whooves over 100 hours trust me

[@clericofchaos1]

Ah ditto shuckle, you will always be my 3rd favorite dorkly character...even if you have become a breeding slave...but i'm not going to dwell on that because it raises very confusing ethical questions that i am not equipped to answer.

[@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699]

Who are the other 2 favorites?

[@clericofchaos1]

@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699 The intelligent Red and Eggman's daughter. in that order.

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699 Red and his scyther

[@undertaletimetravler3635]

The part where the lapras is signing is awesome! Is there more songs played like that? I'd love to listen to more!

[@mjojo7070]

probably look for song titles played in 8-bit style

[@Thuazabi]

Search KZbin for any popular song but with the term "8-bit" or "chiptune" added after the song's name. It's an entire musical genre.

[@drakyndeon2821]

Links did some, he’s a French youtuber

[@Goremize]

Is there a full version of what they were signing somewhere?

[@Goremize]

See you again is the name of the song, and I see 8bit does come close! :)

[@louisbrown4240]

When you realize that pikachu and red replayed an exact scene from Le Miserable, you see the art in everything.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Not even $112 could separate the top and lower half of Pikachu from reuniting with its trainer after his heartfelt (though sadly ineffective) words of love.

[@michaeldaniels642]

That's poke dollars though so it's like a $1

[@TheOfficialMimic]

Poke Dollars is just 💴 so that's USD $1.12. Lives are cheap in the pokemon world.

[@maxspecs]

Eh that Pikachu’s fine. Pokemon Centers are miraculous that way.

[@susannahmitchell5558]

8:04 Lapras is the best entry of the whole video in my opinion. So heartbreaking. 🐋

[@kaihayabusa7398]

The song from fast n furious when I see you again In memory of Paul Walker.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Don't worry. Here's the Lapras Pokédex entry from Moon: "These Pokémon were once near extinction due to poaching. Following protective regulations, there is now an overabundance of them."

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

Don't worry, due to shiny egg hunt, there are currently too many lapras

[@thanquolrattenherz9665]

i think pinsir was the best and sandshrew short behind

[@AceTechn0]

I love how they still use the singing animations when they talk normally it looks so weird

[@RiaRockz23]

The voice for Gengar is absolutely perfect for him

[@UpsetWizard]

British Bowser Gengar?

[@RiaRockz23]

@@UpsetWizard Yep

[@dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521]

The Gengar one was pretty smart, when they said they made 100k Gengar it was actually 100k shuckles and it's the exact opposite of what they want to cool the temperature

[@herbfollower5165]

Oh great people are calling shuckle hot now

[@dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521]

@@herbfollower5165 pretty sure I was referring Magcargo as Skuckles, My bad

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

​@@dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521 you need to tell those people they need to "shuck the hell up!"

[@mr.mccrazy9893]

The fact this series has gone so long will continue to bring my faith in society

[@renem.5852]

Dorkly: making awesome animations for our entertainment Also dorkly: here is my honey sponsorship I don't even bother to record my screen or sth alike.

[@majorlui]

That Lapras bit reminds me of that audio recording of that bird that was singing in search of a mate, not realizing he was the last of his species.

[@freerayray101]

I discovered your channel literally yesterday and have been binging a lot of ur vids, I just finished the compilation 6 of this series and was looking for more and you posted just ten minutes ago, this is awesome

[@JP_Crimson]

Too bad it gone downhill

[@KvaGram]

Welcome to Dorkly. It may be past it's golden age, but is is still worth subscribing to. I recommend you have a look at their Pokemon Rusty series

[@houseofjacobtv885]

Dorkly is an internet classic, youll find troves of great content archived here

[@mlbbsurvey3167]

Well then I recommend you to check the bodybuilder vid in this channel it's really funny in dark way😅🤗

[@Scatteredpast]

The Lapras one had me floored

[@christianaldrinaguirre3522]

Lapras singing almost made me cry. Then Gyarados just came in ruining the mood, rampaging for a bad of Doritos.

[@annualdark]

2:03 somewhere in the red dimension, the family are sleeping peacefully, red has another sibling and the father finally caught a dragonite and beat the elite 4, they are proud of him.

[@MikeJr9284]

I’m surprised the Shedinja Pokédex entry doesn’t mention the soul absorbing hole in its back.

[@Charles-vd3vc]

The Lapras part was amazingly awesome and heart crushing.

[@Erratas_.]

Can't wait for them to finish national dex. They'll do that... right...? Right guys...?

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

Sadly, there are no Meowths to use "Pay day" for them, only a bunch of Pincers using "Salary cut" and Darkrai using "Nightmare"

[@nameless9062]

@@trananbinhjerry6438 nice one

[@edenjung9816]

@@nameless9062 but sad nonetheless. Also i would pay them 5 bucks a month to continue their Work.

[@KiyoshiroClips]

The Shedinja teaching Ninjask a life lesson is so sad

[@Bezaliel13]

The Sandshrew was so normal it needed to be overshadowed with a lost father's revenge plot.

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

How I think I sing: Lapras How I actually sing: perish song

[@n.3352]

13:35 Still a better love story than Twilight

[@kevinduliesco5468]

That Lapras scene could be a lofi scene without Lapras crying and without the beats.👍

[@chewy4722]

very true

[@willbunnell889]

Id like to see a Full Lapras Version of See you again. Probably wont happen but still it would be awesome!

[@FartSticksXDlol]

He died because of the doritos

[@kizentheslayer]

I think it got dmca’ed they changed the song now.

[@willbunnell889]

Oh… bummer! Just went back and saw! THEY WERENT SAYING ANYTHING! IT WAS LITERALLY JUST BEEPS!!!

[@PhilipMurphyExtra]

The Pokédex has always being random since the old days as they know most of the younger audience won't bother reading the text.

[@Gamelover882]

I actually think it's kinda interesting to hear about how these animals function. I love hearing about predator/prey relationships, weird habits, scary habits, and just whatever. I wish they would elaborate on them more tbh.

[@eldritchblaaa9395]

@@Gamelover882 a fun theory (and I know this is a month late) is that the Pokédex entries are written by the kids that go out on their adventures. Which is why there are so many crazy ones that break reality, because kids like to tell tall tales.

[@---oq5kb]

@@eldritchblaaa9395 I mean some pokemon break reality on a daily basis. The ghost type itself probably shouldn't exist for example.

[@bsgfan1]

“Is my foreskin a ghost Pokémon?” No, but you will be one day. (Yamask)

[@MisterVercetti]

8:19 God, KZbin is dumb as hell. How I wish they didn't hold such a stranglehold on large-scale video sharing that meaningful competition is effectively choked out of existence before it can even get started, giving KZbin an effective monopoly that it can abuse to ludicrous ends.

[@Caporai]

That Dragonite hat scares me now, after I have watched that pokedex.

[@tekablade6755]

No matter how many times I see the Lapras part, it ALWAYS brings back fond memories.

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

Sandshrew and the Pikachu death scene hit Hella hard

[@thepiguito]

Really epic. By the way, love the animations. And the way you interpreted the entires is really funny. Love your channle

[@rajanbhateja6844]

Shedinja is my spirit animal except for the breathing part

[@МагнусПерунов]

Somehow the diglett family story is still way more touching than the entire love story of Anakin and Padne.

[@flamerom5845]

Time pls

[@МагнусПерунов]

11:40

[@diegovilchez1586]

Oh my God. That Les Mis reference gave 50 more years of life.

[@Actionfan19]

8:19 Even in 8-bit that song still hits me with the feels. Almost more so cause it's coming from our favorite Plesiosaurs.

[@Henry258654]

Shedinja's entry reminds me of that scene of the Robot in Invincible

[@NightShadow720]

With these compilations, everybody can rewatch as well as catch up! Nice work, Dorkly! 👍 👍

[@vontheunknown7982]

Thank God all the Pokemon are not real because we're screwed if they were.

[@skititietieiteite]

true

[@potatoboi9303]

The Lapras singing made me cry so much that I freed my Lapras in game.

[@sebastianvaldivieso9654]

Bruh that ditto and Gengar skit had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pocketbread7535]

"Im pregnant John" ;3; Damn, gonna buy that milk now, right?

[@arieswashington7884]

The Lapras part had me dead because it’s really true 😭👌🏼

[@jaynoir8937]

I will Never get tired of watching Pikachu die

[@rbyt14]

What

[@abielmoymendoza8542]

WTF

[@danielpeare8364]

Dude wtf

[@forgotten.6488]

God damn bro

[@inkfernado9114]

What? 😭

[@g-burtfred1106]

Still waiting for the New Old Man Sonic. Unless Dorkly will give us that for Christmas.

[@g-burtfred1106]

Starts off emo, turned vengeance, turned grotesque, turned disasters (destruction and environmental), to somewhat wholesome at the end. ...unless Rose gives birth to a Sandshrew.

[@SomethingBasicc]

Good thing the baby will always be the species of its mother. Unless you use a ditto... or a manaphy...

[@smankyt]

“You think you’ve come for justice; but here in this world, you can only find death. Let the dance begin!” That quote made me feel like I was playing a metal gear game, but no, that quote came from a sandshrew in a dorkly video.

[@wolfpredator5226]

8:19 had me rolling in laughter. It's a sad sad dex entry but damnit this was funny

[@BuddyWhite616]

8:45 did lapras beep the melody to see you again? What happened ?

[@lukiwei9468]

They got flagged and had to change it.

[@fan9775]

Ohhh, what they change it to? It's a nice song​@@lukiwei9468

[@jonaslemon3630]

No joke this edition made me cry more than any other

[@oakoak4360]

I’m on a highway rn and watching. I love dorky so much, never stop what you guys do.

[@KaptainKaz]

Perfect way to start my Saturday afternoon!

[@thesephiam]

I need the dragonite story to be it’s own damn series. You could play it like the geeen arrow series, having a series of flashbacks that explain what Alek did, what drove dragonite to this? Did dragonite cause the accident? These stories must be told!

[@alwaysmidnight]

Its sounds like am hearing Lapras Singing The Medley of Wiz Khalifa --See You Again ft. Charlie Puth 8:20 Super effective.

[@danielpeare8364]

That's exactly what u r hearing

[@francisharkins]

*Shedninja talking about being forgettable.* Every competitive player: Lies and slander!

[@edwardnygma8533]

Goddamn, this is some top tier writing. Well done Dorkly.

[@kronost06]

2:17-3:25 This might explain what happened to Ash's father.

[@inkfernado9114]

Lapras: “it’s been a long day, without you my friend, and I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again, it’s been a longggg day, without my friend and I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again, when I see you ag-“ Evolved magikarp: “ima ruin this lapras’s whole song”

[@robertbarrows6687]

What happened to the original track for Lapras' entry? That was amazing!

[@SMGP1314]

8:30 it's been a long dayyy!!!!

[@kaihayabusa7398]

Without you my friend

[@MegaMr46]

The Pinsar one stills scars me, because it involves the cutest Pokémon of all time, Pikachu. 😢

[@DonoZeek]

You ruined it when you said Pikachu is the most cutest.

[@lone_wolf3724]

@@DonoZeek facts is magikarp

[@DonoZeek]

@@lone_wolf3724 Screw that. It's baby toxel that's the cutest.

[@rustyshackleford1941]

I am super invested in this Diglett family and wish I could see more.

[@Itsdirtnaptime]

Does it make me a bad person to find the best part of Pikachu being ripped in hal.... I mean losing the battle is when the dude asks for his $112, then disapproves of Pinsir?

[@christineadams7411]

First

[@skititietieiteite]

no

[@YokaK80]

Horrifying...

[@Rose-yx6jq]

An ULTRA-BALL?!! Seriously dude no fair I'm only level 8

[@finalstride9756]

Heros of might and magic.....3....wow that brings me back

[@kingrad9073]

First!

[@convalaria]

why is the pikachu part making me cry more than any sad part in any movie

[@eclipsa1995]

In 0:19 I see a Red Dead Redemption poster with John Marston on it.

[@Reclusiarch_jakal]

HEROES 3 Complete was my fav PC game next to Fallout 2 and I still have it today, the HD version and the unofficial expansion Wake of Gods which is awesome with the monster changes and add screen that let's you alter the map, modes, and monsters and magic. nice throw back.

[@ashwinunni7197]

8:29 where's that 'see you again' 8 bit version?

[@assrammington7961]

Nincada has a Legendary taste in Turn based strategy games

[@davidvondoom2853]

Honestly, I'm surprised there ISN'T a foreskin Pokemon.

[@MrSinisterSandman]

It's Shuppet.

[@kevinduliesco5468]

Nincada hates bright sunlight but I caught one on midday so bright on a pokemon game,and Shedinja and that black nincada ninja guy I was confused,because I had this black nincada ninja guy,and this Shedinja who has 1 health

[@RJ_Ehlert]

Pokedex entries are written by 10-year-olds, who work as unpaid interns for lazy professors.

[@GhostNappa335]

really like the lapras one

[@danielpeare8364]

Aside from the Pinser one, love the latest entry

[@CyanixDash]

8:31 it’s been a long day without my Lapras friends I don’t wanna talk about it until I find another of my friends another of my friends

[@Toasteyman]

The dad one was kinda sad to me but then it went downhill with him catching the sandshrew

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

booyah.

[@sodiumhydroxidechan]

i can hear Lapras singing for an hour :D Really love it😁

[@technodabobbyjoe9926]

“It sings plaintively as it seeks what few others of its kind still remain” *proceeds to play see you again*

[@venethveneth8512]

Guys I think the lapras song got copyrighted Cuz it's not the song it used to be

[@9Risky]

*“Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment”🏆*..

[@Erratas_.]

Don't care.

[@dylancrougnaud1030]

That laprass one remind me of that kid a few years ago you keep breeding some and release them to prevent extinction

[@scrapykatofficial]

Diglett is evolving! Oh no... Your Diglett has evolved into a Dicklett...

[@kfchero2]

Shedinja saying some deeep facts

[@ppals3345]

I have an idea that would fit right into this video. A trainer accidentally getting their ditto pregnant 😶

[@dustorm5012]

8:20 I need a longer version of this