If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #8)

[@jaynoir8937]

That Dragonite arc was beyond disturbing yet I'd watch a full movie of it.

[@leannewheeler4626]

Love the red dragon references 😆

[@SafiullahMollick]

same here 🥴🥴🥴😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😁

[@austinwhite3132]

Better then Hollywood

[@cybercorrupter2207]

"I will subject you to beatings, burns, poisons," "But I will always save you from the brink. "There is no escape, not even death." "Thats why I saved you." That kicked me hard on what he just said.

[@KenjisGamingDen]

Same

[@Buphido]

"I‘d almost transcended the material plane, Timmy" has to be one of the best quotes of this series.

[@myoddhacksstuff3500]

How? what does it mean?

[@TaliesinMyrddin]

@@myoddhacksstuff3500 He had meditated so hard he almost ascended to a higher plane of existence akin to where angels live

[@mushroom5209]

@@TaliesinMyrddin TIMMY

[@bigcooltony437]

I would totally use Clefairy-with-a-Gun on my team, maybe it evolves into Clefable-with-a-Tank

[@thefirewizards8481]

I have to assume that Cleffa would use a crossbow or something.

[@RazorIvy470]

Remofairy evolved into Octilefable!

[@yosiahw4305]

Fairy steel is a busted ass typing. Clefable with a gun would be mind blowing, literally.

[@Beezchurgar]

Then you'd need a Phoenix Down instead

[@papyrus9970]

Cleafairy-with-a-Gun Can evolve Into clefairy with a AK47 and has a Mega evolution called Cleafairy with a tank.

[@derekwitt6948]

Gave Clafairy and Clafable the Daredevil origin nice. I initially thought that was going to happen, or it was going to turn into a TMNT origin as well

[@molcatz9634]

Especially parodying the hallway scene aka one of the best scenes in superhero media.

[@CaptainJohnKeel]

Fun fact: those are the same origins! TMNT was set up as a parody of some Marvel comics and in some canons the accident that gave Daredevil his powers is the same one that doused the turtles in radioactive goo.

[@pascomapping593]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

[@leecrawford6560]

The voice acting for the Dragonite is amazing So creepy and so funny, THANK YOU😁😂

[@Gutwrenched]

Sounds like snowball from Rick and Morty

[@leecrawford6560]

@@Gutwrenched AWW YEAH 😂

[@kevlap017]

I think it's Sam Reich

[@katza831]

It's just bowser don't let him fool u

[@insertfunnyhandlehere]

That Dragonite bit was probably the best bit horror I've seen in years, that could definitely be the basis of a full movie

[@assrammington7961]

It was based on the book/movie Red Dragon from the Hannibal Lecter series.

[@Canadianvoice]

It has been a movie at one point staring Ralph Phines as the Serial Killer Dollarhyde

[@ivanwilliams7413]

"Please stop punching our newborn child!" always KILLS me.

[@theguys3722]

Timestamp?

[@anthonyjenkins2248]

@@theguys3722 7:14

[@walteraiue5850]

And the child too

[@somerandomwizard5799]

I would think it’s killing their newborn child

[@FartSticksXDlol]

@Duc Thanh Nguyen 🤓

[@NightShadow720]

Although I am already caught up with all of the previous Literal Pokedex Entries, I just simply enjoy these compilations. Thank you, Dorkly!

[@appletree3541]

same

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you,

[@Mr_Marathon23]

@@AxxLAfriku If you enjoy it and it’s a stable source of income, go for it.

[@aestevalis0]

Don't encourage Craxxl @@Mr_Marathon23

[@phuriousstorm]

Night Shadow should be Night Wolf's Lin Kue mechano skin

[@turboferret3582]

One day when the whole Dex is done there needs to be a complete compilation

[@theregularterrarian3933]

10 hours of content? Hmmm

[@dazcarrr]

in national dex order, so that any continuous stories in the series pretty much look insane

[@CaptinOD]

“It’s Togepi Jerry” 😂🤣😂 sometimes the smallest things make me laugh harder than necessary. I love these entries!

[@freakboy220]

Why wouldn't Max Revive work on a dead human? Because Pokemon only faint they don't die in battles, Max Revive heals their injuries and wakes them back up, it doesn't actually revive the dead.

[@InfernosReaper]

unless "feint" is code of dead or near-death

[@cosmicbananas8084]

They say feint since they want it for kids

[@yosiahw4305]

I find it strange that you said *faint* in your comment and yet everybody still managed to spell it wrong, even when feint is literally a move that dark types learn.

[@keiranblum8321]

“They faint, not die” *cough* Lavender Town *cough*

[@fluffykittykat3703]

Never played e Nuzlocke eh?

[@LegendofKal]

Mawile's bit is so true, I had one on my team in Sword, and turned it into a defensive beast that could also hit like a truck in it's higher levels

[@epidemious1541]

I am wondering how he KNEW it felt like a kid's skull.

[@randomgd8732]

experience

[@killerbean6254]

No, no you do not

[@arcriley1153]

@@killerbean6254 yes yes yes yes yes

[@killerbean6254]

@@arcriley1153 Nononononononono

[@thevioletbee5879]

Size.

[@SilverJ17]

11:32 Just noticed this part's Terraria crossover. The Nurse is not even changed. I also find it kind of ironic the 'Doctor' is her in-game ship, the Arms Dealer.

[@imperialwalrus3537]

Dragonite and Togepi's evolutions really deserve entries to explain their malice

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Dragonite really just did more horror than all of the horror films.

[@Edmondemccrea]

"Gonna have to say some TM35 Marys for that one." That took a minute to remember TM35 was Hail

[@divyamagrawal9071]

🤣🤣

[@lucasblanchard47]

That had me in STITCHES! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DevotedOgrim05]

Wait, isn't TM35 a flamethrower?

[@theinfamousbuttfacemandudeguy]

Depends on the game ​@@DevotedOgrim05

[@Jknxe]

@@DevotedOgrim05it’s different depending on the generation

[@lamlamlamy7789]

Digglets true form is better than I could ask for.

[@zemememan7774]

Never thought the arms dealer would work as a doctor if you just gave him a white coat and blue pants.

[@therelaxedone]

Yeah, at first I was like "wait....those look fimiliar.....did they really just take those?" Could be that they remade them because it's pretty easy to do with pixels.....but why though?

[@nobody..--.]

Ah yes cultured people

[@nukclear2741]

Well, they *were* in a relationship with each other. I think she may have rubbed off on him a bit.

[@Doofenshmirtz99]

Yeah the nurse probably just paid him with her infinite money from watching the protagonist get brutalized

[@seanG0318]

i was confused when i saw those two, why tf is the arms dealer working in a hospital now

[@jadenova]

TM35 Mary? Had to look it up to see what move that is. That is brilliant.

[@grizzlybear8990]

Its been years, I've nearly forgotten you Dorkly, but today I found you, thank you for killing my boredom :)

[@pascomapping593]

You mean THANKS FOR KILLING A PIKACHU WITH A PINSIR. It coulda been something more... forgettable, say, a Sunkern, its a plant so it would not be that hard to be drawn cut in half.

[@DasSeltsameExemplar]

3:15 this is literaly the moment mom called me and turned my mood from chill to depressed

[@jacoblevitan6441]

Now I truly appreciate the last Dragonite bit now that I've seen the Red Dragon

[@samwiseb2799]

Man I’m sad there isn’t a Pokémon movie called Pokémon the Movie Red Dragonite! Like legit that would be an Oscar worthy movie of horrific and epic proportions!

[@SoftxBunny]

Brannan's such a great voice actor.

[@videoket]

Oh my gosh, that is Brennan, isn't it?

[@KBWeeds]

Dragonite was voiced by Sam

[@Sp3ctralI]

I know this basically had no context to begin with, but some moments can be very taken out of context 8:40 is a very good example

[@lordtea]

This series is literally dorkly life support 🥴🤣😅

[@haphazardprism]

No body watches anything except the pokedex lmao

[@xhytecodm]

It's good, but all dorkly stuff is pretty good

[@pascomapping593]

EXCEPT THE PINSIR ONE. IT WAS TAKEN TOO FAR. BRO LITTERALLY CHOPPED A PIKACHU IN HALF. WE EVEN SAW IT. MY GAWD WE NEED TO TELL HIM.

[@kristieecakees]

Absolutely love these, one of my favorite KZbin series. Keep it up y'all 👐🏻❤️

[@Herowebcomics]

Omg! That Dare Devil Clafable was amazing! ...The vengeful Dragonite was a different story.

[@michaeldaniels642]

"I got Max Revive. I mean why wouldn't that work on humans?" Because the Pokemon aren't actually dead.

[@walteraiue5850]

So why it's called revive?

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@walteraiue5850 because game makers or localizers are stupid

[@femmie12]

Good question. Its super effective🤣😂

[@swaggaming4953]

ok, but why wouldn’t using a potion on them work?

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@swaggaming4953 again, same reason. They aren't dead. Potions can't work on a dead pokemon therefore can't work on a dead human.

[@smartbombentertainment9050]

Finally, a return to form for this series. I kinda prefer verity over arch's.

[@ssstreams8440]

Poor Toggepi, only to be used as good luck charm for the rest of its life

[@iguro-sonic]

Has anyone ever grew up getting Dragonite mixed up with Charizard

[@gamervictor7366]

nope

[@Dawg347]

I grew up thinking dragonite was a digimon.

[@hotaruishere2133]

I grew up thinking that Dragonite were the girl version of Charizard, for a time 😂😂

[@Toxic3610]

Excellent horror parody

[@jaden8923]

d

[@siddhantshivhare8011]

" I can do this all day " suits bravery because it is commonly associated with Captain America

[@janineferraz7689]

"Its just a flesh wound" Dad after get hit by a Drill Peck from newborn birb lol

[@Glis54]

Stay down final warning

[@LadyLeomon]

“I’m gonna have to say some TM35 Mary’s for that one!” _You’re a comedic genius!!!_ 😂😂😂 Thanks for another awesome compilation Dorkly 💙🐱💙

[@Onotosho]

Took me a minute to remember that tm 35 is hail now. I always remembered it as flamethrower. So the joke wasn't clicking with me

[@LadyLeomon]

@@Onotosho I’m not overly religious, but I actually remembered the phrase before I remembered the TM 😅😅😅

[@renamon5658]

Love the stories dorkly makes

[@TheMatmann]

Alec's "Oh no" gets me every time

[@Morboeatspeople]

I never watched Pokemon but these videos still bring me so much joy. Thank you!

[@MADMEKWURRWAZZA]

Pokedex entries are from the games but I'm sure you've learned that by now

[@RazorIvy470]

The Meditite one was probably my favourite.

[@stevendamascus5338]

"You little broken egg freak" I screamed so loud

[@SootherousNoise]

I don't know why I thought that dragonite was going to start trying to stuff him in a pokeball, as we just hear his screams and bones breaking.

[@allanbroady2970]

I love these shorts in showing how batshit crazy our beloved child hood actually was that we wanted to be real

[@tyronewilliamson3689]

The Clafable is always hilarious

[@Under-Kaoz]

Digletts walking around with bums is perfect 🤣

[@Dark_Prince089]

The Red Dragon reference was gold!

[@dew6170]

7:00 that captain america reference tho lmao

[@jessicacounts7180]

My little kangaskhan moved out at 3 years old and moved back in after college cracked me up

[@kinto6845]

Reshiram:i will scorch the world Groudon:i need that

[@Huge_M]

All of this are really funny and well made but Kangaskhan is my favorite.

[@Icepacman]

Same

[@valor1omega]

Yeah, it's a nice take on events that are happening I'm real life. Poking fun at the ones who are living in their parents basements, lol.

[@Rye-Uh]

The Rufflet + Braviary skit is my favorite

[@brawlarcher]

this guy going for the full pokedex 😂

[@忌まわしきジンテイ]

I watched the whole Literal series, and an 8th compilation was out. I'm happy now

[@extra4542]

The dragonite and togepi ones are masterpieces!

[@lrwerewolf]

The Dragonite arc is made even better by the fact he sounds almost identical to Snuffles/Snowball from the Rick and Morty episode "Lawnmower Dog" (S01E02). I too would TOTALLY watch a full length movie of it. R or NC17, either way.

[@NovaGalaxy]

"God fucking damn it." *"I ALMOST TRANSCENDED THE MATERIAL PLANE, TIMMY!"*

[@cinderstheace4094]

@ 10:56 "Meditite! I choose you!" "God fucking damn it."

[@melissacoulman6228]

Love this "Red Dragon" reference 😆

[@thewarroirtaco]

I miss these so often cuz I never use my subscription tab. I'm sorry, but at least when I do click back, I watch it all.

[@Swazoo]

6:28 palworld😂😂😂😂

[@endstoneninja3845]

Idea for literal Pokédex entries #53: Gigantamax Hatterene: This Pokémon can read the emotions of creatures over 30 miles away. The minute it senses hostility, it goes on the attack. Basically it would be funny if two trainers are fighting and the Gigantamax Hatterene hears tow kids fighting. Then it leaves the arena and destroys them

[@Kinglucero2021]

I feel like ditto cloning would be outlawed to prevent the end of the world

[@JP4_Gaming]

People are ignoring the “TM35 Mary’s”🤣🤣that’s easily the funniest part

[@GullitFC]

"i can do this all day" - Captain Braviary

[@OdinnAdams]

That DareDevil skit had me laughing so hard! 😂

[@Buffy_howe]

Clefary with a gun!? Is this palworld?

[@Kont3rfit]

I almost transcended the material plane timmy! love it. probably same timmy with girly tina

[@kristineclairekc8782]

The last one is so true

[@64cody]

I like that little terraria nurse reference there near the end. I approve.

[@BobRossCat]

11:35 WOAHH THE NURSE AND ARMS DEALER?!

[@Apocalomega]

The random comedy insertions to not play out the "literal" pokedex entries, such as Clefable shooting Reshiram and looking for a wallet, really took the wind out of this series for me.

[@nextirious6828]

Knowing darkly and lowbrow I was totally expecting that clefairy scene to be way more Gorey and dark

[@gamervictor7366]

You spelled them both wrong

[@gabeortizz7006]

Red dragon monologue….. amazing

[@owengonzalez6819]

Jerry: Oh, I almost forgot, I got Max Revives! I mean, why wouldn’t that work on humans right? Right? Max Revive Description : A medicine that can be used to revive a single Pokémon that has fainted. It also fully restores the Pokémon's max HP.

[@Jonny2inch]

The last one with the kid moving back in was great.

[@Treeckoboi1]

8:40 that stunfisk was probably owned by Dan Schneider.

[@aroley1589]

The dug out ass diglets got me cry laughing😭😂

[@norsepaker1932]

The red dragon reference was perfect

[@arsteel2388]

Clefairy-with-a-gun nicely foreshadowed Palworld

[@jkink6974]

These are great I wish I had these growing up

[@sem49]

Fun fact: 7:49 Clefairy was the narrator of the pokedex entry voice.

[@warcrimecrab]

"gonna have to say some tm 35 marys" clever Dorkly very clever. well im gonna take a nap i wonder if i TM97 hmmm.

[@coralmaynard4876]

Here's a fun idea: Pokemon React to If Pokedex Entries were Literal

[@thathotsaucekid]

I love seeing the nurse In the Arms Dealer from Terraria that was hilarious

[@greentea5534]

The clefable daredevil origin story was unexpected

[@thebrownlantern5504]

Hmmmm would max revive work? I wouldn't think so. It's used on unconscious pokemon not dead ones. Isn't it essentially like really powerful smelling salts or maybe just pcp

[@rennsnt]

amazing dare devil reference, love it. DID IT JUST KILL A CHILD?

[@valor1omega]

I like the last one the most as it pokes fun at the younger generation and best part is that it's so accurate.

[@Tangarisu]

And now the cost of gas has made it so even if we could move out we wouldn't be able to go far.

[@genkureshima9834]

Say that for yourself

[@KrazyKai64]

7:55 No cash, are you kidding me? 😂

[@SoftxBunny]

Love these. ♥️

[@danielpeare8364]

I love how dark the series is

[@thatbloomer5642]

"I'd rather die as Clefable than live as Clefairy."

[@stormshadow7116]

I mean, to be fair in regards to Khangaskan....Prices of apartments ARE insane right now

[@NeroLeMorte]

We so need a pokemon rusty sequel

[@srenervr6017]

Are only really gonna get pokemon parodies from this channel for now on?

[@sutherncross2006]

I click because I think it's a new one. :D I hit back because it's actually a compilation.

[@RFGfotografie]

Even if I saw each video individuelly, I yet again watch it.

[@HeartBreakBonez]

This series is as timeless as Pokemon itself.

[@thediamondkittygamingmore6614]

Liam Neeson voiced that Dragonite and nobody can tell me anything different

[@tdasmal3622]

Stunfisk: “Stunfisk is here only for foot perverts.” So it’s here for Dan Schneider 😆

[@theshadowsagas3617]

Dan Schneider, BRING ALL MY STUNFISK BACK!!!