If Purse Ads Were Honest - Honest Ads

[@thegrumpydragon7601]

Roger has so many businesses

[@imaginarydebates4108]

He's no Trump

[@imaginarydebates4108]

Celebrity Apprentice? KZbin version

[@robinisomaa]

"You're fired! I'm Roger by the way."

[@thegrumpydragon7601]

Robin Ludvig Isomaa 🤔😭

[@Sp1n1985]

Entrepreneur

[@garywatson]

My wife regularly uses her debt rectangle to buy these shoulder crushers.

[@hankschroder5774]

Roger much?

[@dankhnw8]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lloydhudson6463]

Lol

[@laurashepherd9979]

🤣

[@caremell]

Gary Watson godspeed hopefully She awakes

[@vbuszko]

My friends and I are convinced girl pants have small pockets to sell more handbags

[@alpacawithouthat987]

My Bottle Honestly that’s probably true

[@floppy-disko2378]

Yeah probably there is a contract like that between the big brands

[@Nothereatalllllbotuhoh]

Oh for sure.. Or the stupid buttoned shut pockets.. Ugghhh

[@Commenter839]

I was just thinking that.

[@3xitthissid3]

If you're so anti-handbags then what's holding you back from buying men's jeans. Frankly, I think carrying a bag of any sort is faar more practical than trying to stuff everything into pockets. Don't ya'll remember the jokes made how men would ask their girlfriends to carry their stuff in their purses. Furthermore, no one is forcing you to buy expensive or trendy bags. From backpacks to chain stores like Forever21 that give you the cheapest bags you can buy to literally fleamarkets & some unknown no brand stores by foreigners (like a cheap chinese or indian clothing store) - you have so many accessible options. Having a purse is far more useful & practical than for women to be shaming the bag industry - just look at women with toddler children, diaper bags are godsent and the more room the better - but I guess ya'll are one of the people either wealthy enough to afford a car or someone who barely has any stuff to carry around so you hate on something that doesn't suit you & your tastes but might actually be very useful & important for others. Just because you don't need purses or tight fitting jeans without bulky mess, doesn't mean other don't as well. That's like me complaining that most eyeshadow pallets have crazy, vivid colours when all I use is browns & neutrals. The more I hear women complain about pockets the more I'm just like "why?" - and I say that as a female as well. Because if you're wearing hoodies, blazers, coats & jackets you already get pockets...

[@kkjj-dd1bn]

“made in italy” isnt 100% true. majority of the bag is assembled in china then shipped to italy for the finishing touches. i can whole heartedly confirm that prada does this lmao

[@ultimatestoryteller]

And so does Lavie , you're absolutely right.

[@Megan-ir3ze]

WHAT.

[@azeael8429]

Wait, can you elaborate more? I know about this practice and hate it to the gut. But I read on Wikipedia that to get the made in italy tag, the product has to be made 100% in italy. Is the material was made in China then assembled in Italy?

[@ultimatestoryteller]

@@azeael8429 yes , more or less. Basically most of the material used is completely made in nations like China or Vietnam. After that , they are exported to other places , in this case , Italy where they are assembled. The working conditions in the warehouses are pathetic. I work with OnePlus as an HR Generalist in India. I have been to some of the warehouses in Shenzhen and couldn't believe how terribly they were living in. The situation is worse than most people expect.

[@azeael8429]

Saibal Republic thank you for answering me :D

[@aliidris657]

"The giant pocket you carry" lol

[@Mnerd7368]

lol

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

* Laughs in kangaroo *

[@jirkazalabak1514]

You know what is even more hilarious? People buying expensive wallets. I mean, when your wallet is more expensive than what is in it, you know you have been tricked into something.

[@TheHalcyonTwilight]

How expensive is expensive? Mine was £20, but has a bottle opener, and thus was a sound investment.

[@BalkanBoyBiH]

my dad gave his to me its like 15 years old still have it till the day idie :p

[@frisianmouve]

Bought mine on a holiday in Sarajevo for about 10 bucks in 2010. It hasn't fallen apart yet so i'm still using it

[@Snlknightsandragons]

Yea a $15-20 wallet compares to a $500+ purse and usually people have a wallet in their purse.

[@ZamanSiddiqui]

Debit card?

[@CruellaDeVil.]

"big pockets are for men" that quote hit me hard cause all my pockets are either small af or sewn shut

[@carultch]

Women can wear clothing made for men, and no one will really notice.

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

I pretty much just buy men's pants now. I hate buying or ordering pants only to learn later that the pockets are faked for no discernable reason.

[@ayndie38]

Same!😒

[@melanin.beautyxiii]

@@carultch I will bc they won't fit me properly. My thighs are large and my hips and waist are not. I love pants that make my ass not look like a square and hug my thighs right. Men's pants will not do that for me. Why cant women's jeans just have fucking better pockets?

[@stellar783]

You are supposed to cut the threads inside the ones sown shut, they are made that way so the garment wouldn’t lose it’s shape or something like that while in store. This applies both to men and women’s clothes. They are perfectly functional pockets.

[@0NodMan0]

*_Roger for President 2020!! He'd be the first 'Honest' President. :P_*

[@Brutaltronics]

NodMan we already have our dear leader Trump

[@CLuTcH_MaChiiNe]

NodMan c-span will just be filled with super funny but really terrifying public service announcements of how our government and world is falling apart

[@jintymahogany7822]

Brutaltronics you mean supreme leader

[@maxhollenbeck9074]

NodMan you DO realize all his dialogue is written by snarky millennials who use his sartorial tone to make their 2edgy4me social commentary sound legitimate

[@lordlacolith]

...sartorial? Their tone is like clothing?

[@MrRJGD]

I love the sarcastic homour of this guy while exposing the harsh realities of life...haha.

[@asifhussain4731]

Good

[@Y0G0FU]

Sadly this is the only way people are actually allowed to state those Facts. Try do what he does but without the Comedy and let the Shitstorm roll over you like an out of control Truck :D

[@shumeister1059]

I started modifying clothes a while back, because a lot of clothes are impractical, even work clothes! I've added Velcro to stop phones from taking out of my pockets. I've even made some plants from scratch. Once you start making stuff, it gets interesting, and it's not that hard. You just need a little guidance at the beginning. The key is reverse engineer what fits you, built your own pattern, and add whatever your hearts desire. And get a strong sewing machine. Clothing industries, these days create more and more inferior products. At some point you just have to take matters into your own hands and make things happen.

[@saraf5414]

would you ever consider making videos on how you make these practical modifications? I bet a lot of people would love to watch that!

[@shumeister1059]

@@saraf5414 Thanks, for the idea, I've never filmed a demo though...

[@illusionc1108]

How about you start selling your practical clothing.

[@MsFeline81]

Could you please do a "If Perfume Ads were honest" sketch.

[@quester09]

Provocateur you don't seem too busy.

[@asho345]

Provocateur But lying is how we keep a guy's ego going.

[@aratasman77]

@Ash O @Virginia R Lol you guys! :D

[@ChaosmanOne]

I love hearing about the size of my penis...it's my face that's the problem!

[@gaspervidmar7593]

Provocateur Hey Slovakia, I'm Slovenia, stop pretending to be me, or I'll invade you

[@oddis-he4853]

electronic talking calculator

[@Nananananaheckyes]

You mean not everyone keeps one with them at all times?

[@sometimessnarky1642]

Forget "tiny" pockets....what about those fake pockets. An extra inch of stitched fancy fabric to make you think you have a pocket but which actually serves no purpose.

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Or even the pants that have pockets... that are just sewn shut. Okay but why

[@sokuna2404]

@@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun As a note, alot of men's blazers and suit jackets have pockets sewn shut. Even if they have an open pocket, they aren't meant to be functional. It's like when men always do arm windmills, complain about how tight it feels and buy a jacket that is two sizes too large for them. You aren't James Bond, you won't be fighting and doing high speed pursuit sequences.

[@MegaTinni]

Thet are design elements. They visually break up 'larger areas'.

[@junior29557]

I actually use that small pocket to put few coins for the bus fare so I don't have to open the wallet or purse in a moving crowded bus. My phone barely fits in the actual pocket.

[@emirkarakaya7070]

@@junior29557 I use it for my keys so my phone screen doesn't get scratched

[@saultube44]

Talk about how heels damage the female/human foot

[@stupor_mundi]

lol why not just say "the foot"? For example men who crossdress (both in public and in secret) wear them too. xD J/k but if it simply damages the foot wtf is the point of saying "female/human foot"? And why do you specify and separate female from human? Maybe you're saying heels are bad for females, and also bad for us humans but maybe they are good for Martians...

[@SoramimiKeiki]

@@stupor_mundi They aren't forced to wear them at their work place. They do it, because they want to. That is the difference.

[@stupor_mundi]

Tina Yael Severinovna M. and @Soramimikeiki so sorry but... /woooosh 🙃

[@pauliussipavicius4658]

@@stupor_mundi Your joke is bad anmd you should feel bad

[@stealthassulter]

Hay why are your wearing flats.. fucking wear a heel women. - said no man ever.

[@Botanica1love]

“Sensually tilted from all of the back strain” 😂 But honestly though, where is the lie? My purse is so heavy and overladen with things I really don’t even need to bring out of the house.

[@elirien4264]

I like to periodically go through mine, weed out the crap... loose change gets heavy fast.

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

I carry so much with me(3DS, Ds Lite, Switch, GBA, lotsa books) that I eventually just upgraded to a back pack. It's a bad time when a Chansey-shaped one-pocket backpack that costs $80 is signifigantly better made and of higher quality and care than any $1,200 designer purse.

[@jairalexander3665]

I smoke a lil bit of weed rn ..and I have too say you have a nice smile 💛

[@harrydepova8896]

Him handing her his wallet and stuff to hold and asking for a piece of gum was subtle but brilliant.

[@jessiemayfield6749]

Harry Depova I love it lol but what does it mean?

[@jessiemayfield6749]

But how is it brilliant?

[@yurisatoru1143]

@@jessiemayfield6749 its a humoristic persiflage about men and women. Men are using the fact, that women have purses to carry their stuff. It wouldn't wonder me, if a purse is a mens idea. On the other hand men are laughing about women, why they are constantly loosing stuff in their purses. This is ironically, because they helped increasing the chaos in purses, because they put their stuff in them

[@jessiemayfield6749]

@@yurisatoru1143 thanks after a year I finally understand

[@yurisatoru1143]

@@jessiemayfield6749 Sorry, that noone replied earlier. My guess is, that many people didnt understand what would be brilliant about this gag

[@PinkTaylor]

but seriously, i want bigger pockets.

[@abdenacerfodil2546]

buy a men's jeans . are just make your pockets bigger

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@abdenacerfodil2546 Men's jeans don't go with the form of all women as we have curves. What I'd instead suggest is maybe creating your own pockets. Get creative with it so you have a pair of jeans that's different from anything out there. Kind of like those kits that allow girls to decorate their clothes.

[@Strangely_Sexy]

I can name several female clothing brands with bigger pockets. I personally buy older LL Bean pants, Or gloria vanderbilt. But Not your daughter's jeans makes them all these days!

[@AM2Musik]

Abdenacer Fodil mens jeans will never fit my hips and ass. Just doesnt work. Best part is half the time you find cute jeans and the pockets are FAKE 🙃🙃

[@unteroffitzierschultz4288]

@@AM2Musik Personally, Function > Fashion.

[@kevinsono]

LMAO When he gave her his wallet and phone because he didn't feel like carrying I damn near busted out laughing in the library

[@samiam619]

Kevin Echols-EL Dang nab-it! I sent you to the library to study, not watch videos!

[@gumilie1593]

Him giving his phone and wallet to the woman is exactly what my boyfriend does to me; only to carry my purse for me because he feels guilty. XD

[@izzy1221]

At least they're more useful than a clutch. Hundreds to thousands of dollars spent on a single, pretty, portable, carry-on pocket. A pocket that can only hold one thing. Ahhhh fashion. How we love you. Almost as much as we love Roger!

[@touchnetpm7304]

Isagail Carshuen what does a bag have to do with part of a car?

[@syystomu]

Yeah those things are just plain worthless and I will never understand them.

[@yvonnethompson844]

so, the little tiny, hold in your hand, bags, that literally are only big enough to hold in your hand, (as in clutching) are called clutches.

[@waterandafter]

clutches are for my 1 tube of lipstick

[@waterandafter]

Provocateur What are men going to keep their gum in?

[@funghoul2199]

this is why I buy messenger bags impossible for a grab and dash theft. compartments & zippers that actually work and they're nice for band patches

[@imaginarydebates4108]

do you have an affiliate program?

[@peanutpie5042]

Grey Patches damn Skippy! I've had the same side bag and backpack for years!

[@adaoraelliott9254]

This is why I don't buy bags. I let other people gift me bags and just keep them until they break.

[@michaelreeves1147]

Most of this still applies.

[@123456bmx]

Fun Ghoul I need to get me a backpack type of girl

[@xabylrss9859]

+1 for electronic talking calculator. Mrs. Brown always did say, "It's not like you're gonna carry a calculator with you wherever you go!" Well look who's electronic calculator is talking NOW Mrs. Brown!

[@elirien4264]

Yeah, EAT IT Mr.s Brown!

[@thebloodyquill7455]

One 20 dollar black bag that goes with everything. Screw fashion.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

Please don't buy black purse. Those look very sad and depressing.

[@jenniferbond7073]

@ I’ve got one of those too, lasts for years!

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

That's my philosophy for shoes too lol

[@blacklightredlight2945]

@@hollywoodshopaholic Shoes are the only fashion that matter though. Buy a pair of good, comfortable, cushioned shoes. Your feet will thank you anytime you have to walk far.

[@melanierose3909]

And its still made in a sweat shop...

[@jemma-joon]

No body: "we men sure wish we could wear purses" Roger: "no we dont" Me : 😂😂😂😂

[@qwertyCandy]

Purses suck. I used to love them and low-key laughed at the way guys carry everything in their pockets. Then when I hurt my back I literally wasn't able to carry my regular purse without massive back pain, and so I started carrying just the essentials in the pockets of my jeans. The freedom you get is unbelievable, guys! Oh, that sweet, _sweet_ freedom... Nowadays I either just carry stuff in my pockets or carry a backpack - sure, it may not be as fashionable or feminine, but it's worth it for the ease of movement and being pain-free.

[@courageoustom1113]

qwertyCandy you have no idea 😅 I can easily fit a 7 inch tablet in my front right pocket. As well as 4 cell phones in my other pocket.. not sure why I would need to but just saying, our pockets are massive! 😂 depends on the brand however some brands have larger pockets than others.

[@qwertyCandy]

Courageous Tom Kickass 👍 I love the kind of jeans that allow me to carry my phone, small wallet and tissues all in one pocket. Admittedly, I've even thought of just sewing bigger pockets into the more fashionable pairs of jeans for women (aka the kind with pockets that might as well be just drawn on), but I'm still figuring out how to best go about it 😂 But pockets are love, pockets are life...

[@robbiechartier3247]

honestly fannypacks made more sense

[@sokuna2404]

Messenger bags were in a while back, let's be real they were purses for men. Half the time I still have a "man bag" with me for my camera equipment.

[@veggieh8r]

Hor-TONES. Love it.

[@jacobktan]

I like this video still, but I'm pretty sure I've never seen a purse commercial.

[@imaginarydebates4108]

I could take back to past life regression to see if you had one during an earlier incarnation.

[@Candice_Makes_Memes]

Sure you have, every rap video ever made. Pay attention to the "dancers" in the background.

[@jacobktan]

Brandon Lucia fairly certain I don't watch rap videos, that aside though I meant direct advertising. This is the first one they've made that has had a product that I haven't seen an actual commercial for (jewelry, toothpaste, cars, etc).

[@maddams1754]

I've never seen a purse commercial nor a rap video (nor payed any attention to any pop-song video either).

[@darkmiles22]

There aren't any TV commercials cause pursemakers spend all their ad budgets on women's magazines.

[@bear22192]

"Look! All my important and expensive stuff is in this one easy to snatch location!" What your purse is *really* saying.

[@Ikajo]

bear22192 I carry my purse across my body... if anyone tried to snatch it they would have to tow me along.

[@elizaash358]

🙄

[@samjones4451]

A lady in a bar put her handbag on the seat beside her. When she went to leave the handbag was gone.

[@heathercutler5114]

Lol! A designer one, maybe. Not mine. It's a small, practical, denim purse that I usually wear crossbody, and if something gets in it somehow can be thrown in the washer. One of the best $30 purchases I ever made

[@bethanyb4478]

I bought my purse at a thrift shop. Then I sewed pockets in it to organize my phone, notepads, etc.

[@ihavepissinmybrain]

Wise Man No response. RIP.

[@chrishansen1842]

@@wiseman9165 well that took a turn fast

[@Tata-iu3fy]

Good for you hun.

[@jeanine9293]

Bethany B very clever ! Smart tip !

[@stampandscrap7494]

@@wiseman9165 she knows her job would be making purses for the other two. Plus that would probably be the best part about being married to you.

[@cracked]

First new Honest Ads since 2017 now live here!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/laPMeJpod7xrgNk

[@GracUntoYou]

Selah Romans 15:13 Now the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that ye may abound in hope, through the power of the Holy Ghost./Inspiration+ Having faith in God is complicated: in happy, positive times, it is easy to forget that God carried you along the way, and in difficult times it is easy to blame Him. I have looked at my faith from a narcissistic lense too often, desiring a reward for being faithful to God. I forget that faith is the reward. Believing in the Lord is what gives me peace and joy, hope and power. In happy times or times of any trouble, we are comforted by God (2 Corinthians 1: 3-4). Let us rejoice in His holy name!/Prayer+ Holy, holy, holy Lord. God of power and might. Heaven and earth are full of Your glory. The hope I feel for the future with You knows no bounds, my Lord, and I aim to please You with every moment of my life. Forgive me for my transgressions and doubts, but I pray to You with a resolve that I did not feel before. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Amen.

[@vianeyboruel504]

lol This got too personal with the "carry my wallet and phone" bit. That infuriates me!

[@samiam619]

I give my wife my wallet every time we get in the car! I hate sitting on it.

[@DaReelSlimN80]

She should've ran off with it

[@thickmclargehuge4448]

men can wear messenger bags but only if they're WW2 medics or Indian Jones. sadly I am neither.

[@jewhardliftharder9614]

thick MclargeHuge I just straight up don’t give a fuck what society thinks and carry a purse. Women have only been carrying them for the last 90 years anyways.... interesting how so many fashion ‘trends’ that we consider gender specific are actually... not. Young boys up until about 70 years ago wore almost exactly the same dresses and pinafores as their sisters.... and high-heels were designed for men as were wigs and most cosmetics because women who wore makeup were whores and men who wore makeup were... royal.

[@mascara1777]

Men carry messenger bags in Manhattan it's been very trendy for years

[@EdwardCheek]

Whose rules are you following and why?

[@Dr170]

"Native American" Jones, you bigoted scroteblister

[@whimsy7503]

Why? It's not feminine or anything, i also see and know people who use it.

[@OverlordMMM]

Real question: *If Cracked released Horton/ Roger branded products, would you buy them?*

[@241Groundhog]

No

[@noradlark167]

Not games, electronics, cars and some other expensive stuff. I would use grocery store or so..

[@locomotivefaox]

OverlordMMM yes

[@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures]

OverlordMMM the point is people really DO buy these products...

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

Shut up and take my money.

[@shaejae6252]

"Over priced shoulder luggage" 😂😂😂😂😂 home boy wild 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm a backpack girl 😂😂

[@ruthie_rosario]

I’ve never saw an ad for any purses in my entire 26 years.

[@melanierose3909]

So true

[@madalenacasalribeiro6430]

There's no need. It has such a huge demand that companies don't need to spend money on that. It's quite sad how we are drawn into this item just by looking at several in any store. In my minimalist journey I found that I don't get the joy out of them as I thought I would. Now I use each until it dies and move to the next until my collection is finished.

[@ceoatcrystalsoft4942]

That's like advertising heels

[@robotwolf]

Hats off to the actor in this series. Great Job!

[@0Quiwi0]

There is a reason why I buy my pants from the men's section. Fuck those fake pockets! And fuck weird and expensive handbags. I have perfectly good 15€ bag that is big enough to fit a laptop and everything too big to fit into my cargo pants, and it has a damn strap that I can put over my head so I can keep my goddamn hands free to find all that crap in my pockets. Yes I do love my pockets. Why do you ask? :D

[@megashley1963]

Everyone seems to think I'm just picky because I won't use a bag if it doesn't have a cross body strap. I don't understand why, but then again, I also own exactly one bag that I use until it wears out and replace.

[@0Quiwi0]

Cross body strap. That's exactly what I meant, but didn't really know what they are called in English. Thanks. Also the bag is there so I can have my hands free to do other stuff, so a hands free bag would just make sense, right? I don't understand fashion. Maybe I don't woman right.

[@thisisthehelen]

+Meg Ashley I only like cross body bags as well. I kept on wearing out my bags, so I bought a semi-expensive one. It's the perfect size and a color that goes with anything. I bought it two years ago and it still looks brand new.

[@linlupin]

The main reason why so many ladies don't like cross body straps is they think they accentuate their boobs too much, but being a DD who wears one of those bags, it really doesn't accentuate anything much. (Btw it's "Cargo" not "gargo" and yes they're amazing, I've had a cyan blue pair before)

[@0Quiwi0]

Jacklin Carter Oops that was a pure typo. Thanks for pointing it out.

[@rainnydaay2116]

speaking of practival clothing can we bring back the cloak?

[@fbaxter8551]

Honestly, I heard ponchos were in but they don't have the same feel and shawls aren't that cool. I would settle for a cape though. ;)

[@matthewskullblood9778]

dead ass need me a cape so I can walk in the wind and yell at people in a barely audible tone

[@Jaquaveontavias]

matthew skullblood I can turn my hoodie into a cape. It’s hard to explain (and-at times- tricky to do) but I zip it up in a certain way where I can pull it open but the zipper itself stays on (like a clip holding together a cape). I then pull the arms inside it and voila! A (hooded) cape. I figured this oddly complicated maneuver out with my friends at school... Don’t ask how I have no idea 😂😂

[@92RKID]

@@Дора-в7я, I have a cloak that my mom made for me. It is the best item in my wardrobe beside my kilts of course.

[@sycamorevalley8580]

You can make them. I sewed my daughter one for Christmas. Simple. Or check Etsy.

[@MeeblesSporella]

WHERE IS THE LINK TO PURCHASE THIS? I looked everywhere and can't find it AHHHH!

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

CHOO!!! You probably already know that this isn't a real ad. For the record, I find the fashion industry utterly abhorrent.

[@Katarina23]

Meebles, are you serious😂? You are just proving him right. This is just a spoof and Hortons is not a real company

[@lilalovesyeshua5191]

@@Katarina23 shes being sarcastic 🤣

[@miawallace2306]

Now let’s do one that shames men’s expensive watches. It literally tells time, you can look at your phone for free.

[@samiam619]

Lea Shimanek I remember when joining a phone co. And they threw in a phone. Have you seen the price of phones lately? Kinda expensive pocket watch!

[@Soupdiva]

A watch would be cheaper than a phone lol

[@jasonbrown4526]

I haven't worn a watch since I got my phone. Why wear a watch when I can just look at the phone?

[@Soupdiva]

@@jasonbrown4526 cause they look classy. That's why I have mine 😂

[@megan893]

I really like when a man has a nice watch on

[@crystalvalenzuela5389]

Thank you Roger! As a woman who hates expensive purses, you hit every point right on the head!

[@surfer8018]

That horton bag looks like a Hermes bag🤭

[@onemouthymerc]

Love this so much! I haven't bought a purse in years and I only buy clothing with functional pockets. Best decision I ever made.

[@SarafinaSummers]

My full-on screaming rants about my pockets not hving enough clothes are legendary.

[@anthony8382]

I actually opened my eyes getting off the train the other day, and looked at all the women with handbags slung on their shoulders, and every single one of them had lateral spine curvature and one shoulder dropped to balance it. Now, I didn't know this for a long time, until I started working out and studying kinematics and physiology but eccentric loading for extended periods is incredibly bad for you and can lead to all kinds of issues with the spine. Never carry anything on just one shoulder for more than a minute. Your body simply isn't designed for it.

[@51stcenturygirl]

I wear my small and light purse across chest like a postman. Is that harmful?

[@ostfactory4925]

@@51stcenturygirl only on Thursdays.

[@bigsonny45]

lol at " you lucky duck"!

[@dhinsd12]

When I was a cashier, I experienced women wearing their expensive purses, but couldn’t pay the items they where purchasing 😂 I’m talking about $15- $25 and many of them had their purses empty.

[@Porcelynnn]

Soooo embarrassing. To be broke with an expensive bag 😖

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

Man, if some child lost his arms, legs AND family to make that handbag you HAVE to buy it or else he'll have thrown his life away for absolutely nothing! To the store I go!

[@bluexero9285]

EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN nooou if you stip buyung them they wont make them anymore

[@amberhughes1159]

EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN you so crazy

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

Amber Hughes Crazy but not wrong

[@NessaWyvern]

':D I have watched Doco's about this, kids would rather work in these terrible factories than the alternatives.... Like prostitution... The most we can do is buy from the factories that pay the kids more than the others.

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

Venky Wank Oh, okay, so if nobody buys purses will that eliminate child labour in general!? Will kids be somehow paid fairly? Will it eliminate poverty? Or will it maybe just make the idiots who hire kids think that its the faulty production fault and take it out on the kids? All I'm saying is, the conditions in those countries suck donkey dick. Working is a way for those kids to make a decent living and buying the fruit of their bloody labour gives them some kind of a living. Trust me, not buying something won't end child labour or improve the local economy one bit.

[@Itsmarieanne]

In reading the history of the handbag, it was an evolving garment that only has been around for less than 2 centuaries, when women were finally free to express themselves and carry their money and belongings, it was a symbol of their independence and woman empowerment, as much as it is now exploited as an unnecessary item for everyday lifestyle, a woman’s purse is her very own intimate world, although the video makes sense in fighting materialism and consumerism, it is also good to know the history of the handbag and not make fun of a woman for wanting to carry the world on her shoulder, given that women are the best multitaskers

[@Account.for.Comment]

Yeah, but we men still can' t understand why they can be so expensive and why can' t they just use a wallet or wear clothes with more pockets.

[@alicegraham1571]

The being asked by your guy friends to carry their stuff in your purse hit me hard. You're the one with actual pockets!

[@dsmith019]

Those giant bags scream, " I've got money!" to thieves.

[@phoenixblitz24]

Arbitrary feminine things I refuse to get on board with: -Purses. Use a backpack instead. I walk a lot and purses require constant adjustment to stop them slipping off your arm or shoulder. -High heels: I like to walk. I like to keep my balance. Haven't worn high heels in two years. Wear trainers or boots instead. You'll save your health and your feet and ankle bones so much pain in the long run. -Makeup: Can't apply it, can't afford it, too lazy to apply it and remove it. Just keep your face clean and clear if you want to save hassle. I'm a student, and those products are expensive and absolutely and utterly unnecessary. -Keeping up with fashion: I admit I don't care for fashion, it's not necessarily detrimental to your health. It is a waste of money and the system is rigged against you however, not to mention the exploitation of millions of slave children. I am lazy, I wear jeans and t-shirts with a jacket and trainers all year round. I still feel every bit like a woman, and getting dates is no issue if you can make someone laugh and you hold your head high. You are incredible, and no amount of wasted money can ever amount to the appeal of someone who is confidant in their sweatpants and can hold an amazing conversation. Be a woman your way without the wasteful process on things you honestly don't need. Go get it, girl.

[@disappearintothesea]

Talia Jones good for you but nothing wrong with those who choose to be the exact opposite of everything you mention

[@christiang.9198]

@@disappearintothesea Tottaly sure about that? "not to mention the exploitation of millions of slave children" which you support by constantly buying fashion. Do not forget that buying products that are unnecessary is harmfule to the enviroment. It takes a lot of energy and various rescourses to produce new products and most of that energy comes from coal, oil or gass. Therefore Talia Jones life style is superior.

[@disappearintothesea]

Christian Wessel Gynnild 😂 whatever helps you sleep better at night.. imposing your superiority into others is what’s wrong with the world today 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@christiang.9198]

@@disappearintothesea Just take note that your opinion is making you blind. It is a fact that certain lifestyles is superior to others. Me, myself dosen't have the perfect lifestyle either, however, that dose not mean that everyone should stop trying to improve their lifestyle (including myself). I am not "imposing my superiority" over anyone, however that is not "what's wrong with the world today". What's wrong with the world today is huge over consumption of resources such as oil which is a direct result of wastefule lifestyles. Over consumption of oil leads to great things (irony) such as extinction, drought, water levels rising and cities being flooded. Don't take this as a personal attack, but we all should try to consume less products. Sadly I know almost everyone who sees this comment will most likely not change their wastefule behaviour. It is just some things I want you to think about next time you buy a product... Can you find enjoyment in something less wastefule? and if you can't, Is it worth the harmful consequences?

[@unifrenchie9695]

For me it’s all of the above but only occasionally when I feel emotionally safe and confident and in the mood all at once. And I’m a man.

[@luckyowl10]

"sensually tilted from all the back strain" 😂😂😂

[@aijiexi]

"Sensually tilted from all the back strain..." I'm dead. Bury me in my purse.

[@edgeof1956]

I remember an episode of All In The Family where Mike Stivic had a "bag" as a birthday gift. I think.

[@LeadsTheFallen]

So that's why womens jeans have small pockets

[@bluefan898]

Lead The Fallen The female clothing industry is designed to force is to have to replace clothes, buy accessories, and know about all the sizing variations. Which is why I shop in the men's section now. Men's clothes are more durable, cheaper, and less complex in sizing. Men's sizes are more standardized, whereas women's change from brand to brand.

[@bigstaceinc]

Lead The Fallen most women close dont have pockets

[@richix64]

But don't you end up having clothes that don't fit you? (I'm a little boy so i don't know)

[@bluefan898]

Actually sizing in men's clothes is fine so long as I adjust for breast space. Also Men's pants are based on inches rather than some arbitrary sizing scale.

[@bluefan898]

Also for some reason my butt tends to look even better in them.

[@vulpinedeity3379]

What if Honest Ads were honest?

[@Lin-qw1qx]

Auch... My brain :D

[@alfa0i0omega]

'Human civilization is full of bullshit so we have a literal lifetime of easy content for you that after you watch and we point out the problem to you, will do nothing about it and continue about your drone life since otherwise it would upset the status quo and compromise your standing in the 'herd', so all this is really is a waste of non replaceable time, but that doesn't matter since your life is probably boring and you waste time anyway.' See ya next week!- Roger

[@goneyon]

+alfa0i0omega You're mostly right, but not entirely. When it comes to purses, for instance, it would be incredibly simple to just not buy purses any more, and instead invest in less materialism in your life.

[@robertnice8532]

alfa0i0omega exactly

[@elirien4264]

@@goneyon Sometimes we need THINGS. Needing a purse doesn't make someone materialist. It makes them realistic. Geeez.

[@simransimran9339]

Backpacks and jeans with giant pockets... also sneakers all the time. That's my style.

[@NyanPoptartCat]

"You can't carry the same handbag all the time." I must not be a real woman. Purses bore the everloving hell out of me. I carry the same one every day and use it until it falls apart.

[@maryfields1382]

Me, too. I've been carrying my $3.99 thrift store purse for about 2 years now. It's still in great shape.

[@robinlaurence6284]

“Gucci, Gucci, Louis, Louis, Fendi, Fendi, Prada, Prada. Basic chickens wear that shit, so I don’t even bother”

[@HunterRodrigez]

in my 24 years on this planet i have never ever seen a tv ad for purses

[@tdylan]

He never said these ads were on "tv."

[@JimboShogun0686]

Hunter Rodrigez Roger's point was on purses role in modern society

[@katieell4084]

What is a TV ad?

[@DanGolag]

I'm pretty sure "Sex and the City" was one giant ad for purses. Kind of like "M.A.S.K" was an ad for toys. Er... that was before your time.

[@jessicalee333]

OMG M.A.S.K.!

[@biancaglenn225]

I'm a purse lover. That hurt my feelings, but thanks for the truth.

[@mk-up4te]

As a person worked in clothing factories, I can rock your view of any clothing items with bombardment of dark secrets, straight from source

[@annaconigliaro2907]

I usually like backpacks because they're more sturdy. Plus I buy jansport so if it breaks I can send it back.

[@LadyDiva3]

Damn after finding this channel, i feel guilty (or question my decisions) abt buying anything!!!

[@Megan-ir3ze]

Doris Namondo that’s the point lol you really don’t need to buy as much as you do.

[@Zahrasabeel]

I have literally never seen an ad for a handbag

[@CSmith-sz5jx]

That’s a good point..... hmmmm...

[@rzrbck84]

I'm a woman and I could never understand the compulsive need many women have to buy SO MANY purses. I have a medium-sized satchel, which I carry with me everywhere. Think that "overpriced shoulder luggage" (lolz) makes you look chic, fashionable and sophisticated? It doesn't. Most people don't notice it, and the few that do, don't give a flying fig about it. lolz.

[@scc6454]

Purses are the only thing that will always fit, lol!

[@sleepyaugust2182]

I just wear hoodies with pockets or pants with pockets big enough to fit a wallet its much more convenient than carrying a bag but i agree people are crazy

[@btslolita3859]

Why am i getting "I'm not like other girls" vibe

[@khioneyui]

my mother use these bags to go to work though, cause everything fits in there she says. lololol

[@aster-naut]

Khione Yui everything also fits in a cheaper backpack

[@jenniferwhite2402]

I have never spent more 40 on a purse. It all about knowing where to shop. They are not designer purses but they are me and they are nice.

[@elirien4264]

Me too. I have a leather bag I got at an outlet for $20, 30 years ago. Still looks brand new. Oh, now I suppose I'm going to get hate for having a leather bag. Kiss my ass.

[@godgirl34599]

Same if it's more than $20 i don't touch it and i always look for the best deals

[@johnfoltz8183]

Our Stuff Sacks are made either from dehydrated bovine epidermis or from exploding dinosaurs residue.

[@sacred-chan157]

Forget purse, it's GIANT POCKET.

[@dnkxpwns]

Please make 'If phone ads were honest "

[@isaac7877]

I've deadass never seen an ad for a handbag... this should be called "Mocking handbags and the people who wear them" instead

[@thatoneguy611]

That’s not a catchy title. It won’t bring in as many views.

[@Brandonhayhew]

If Internet ads were honest.

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

The 3rd fact will blow your mind.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

This cracked me up and made me feel much better about being too cheap to spend money on name brand crap. I have a cousin who buys the latest everything. She was flaunting her new $5K purse last week. I just can't fathom wasting that much money on a label. My money isn't in a worthless handbag; it's in my savings accounts.

[@jamiephilliplanglois5141]

Thanks for the honesty in every video. The world needs the truth.

[@Hopeandpeaceinjesus]

I already have back issues- I get to carry mine on my lap... so ha! Didn’t get me there!! Beating the system one disability at a time 😂

[@chiisana0sekai]

Yup, my husband loves asking me to carry his wallet and keys every time we go out 🙄

[@asilvers1163]

That's why I only own small handbags. Lol.

[@courageoustom1113]

If you knew how large his pockets were you wouldn’t do that for him 😅

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

Your husband seems like a very similar person as me. I do it but with my Mom.

[@janeseemann2527]

I bought my husband a messenger bag. I refuse to carry anybody’s stuff but mine.

[@leodelgadocaula]

Yes, Jack... ok, just stop talking about naked bodies to me, please

[@MsZephyra]

Very on point. I bought a beautiful, locally US made, quality (small) purse at a holiday market for $100. No sketchy labor abuse. The money went to the designers and crafters, not corporate middlemen. I intend to use it often. When I have more to carry, I have a small backpack and tote bags. Simple.

[@friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354]

Can confirm about the manufacturing labels. Took a tour of a leather factory in Italy a few weeks ago and one of the makers there said that the laws around saying that something was made in Italy are SUPER LOOSE. He told us that the materials for a bag could be sourced in Russia, the bag then designed in Vietnam and entirely constructed in China and then sent to Italy, and if even the smallest of buttons or zippers are sewn onto in Italy then the bag qualifies to have the label say “Made in Italy”

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I don't use purses, I go out of my way to buy clothing with actual pockets lol If I don't find any in the women's then I go to the men's. That's right boys, I'm going to get in your pants, by stealing them and wearing them myself.

[@VoltaireVI]

The purses in women's chlothes are really ridiculously small. It's a men's world :(

[@toriskylar337]

I absolutely love these. Keep'em coming Cracked. :) #IfAdsWereHonest #Cracked #Roger

[@Matt083109]

😂 love when my wife carries my things in her purse!

[@Ladykyra101]

Very true about the back/ shoulder problems. Dealing with that now. 😞 LOL, ask for gum or a pen? Never find it! 🤣

[@poke-talia268]

I have the same ratty over the shoulder little pouch I've had since I was around six. It still works, just needs a patch.

[@RealCoolGuy]

They have ads for purses?

[@user-mb9nm7bq5e]

RealCoolGuy ads yeah. It's the shit you see in magazines. I think you're thinking of commercials

[@karapapaxatzidimitrakopoulos]

I don't think they have adds for purses, just clothes in general.

[@heathercutler5114]

I've seen both ads and commercials, but not often in the last decade or so.

[@Rejor111]

Messenger bags...more useable, but if that was true I wouldnt be wearing a backpack every. Single. Day. Backpacks for the win.

[@GeorgeMonet]

Messenger bags are better because you can accidentally throw them at people and then use the strap to pull it back. You can also put the messenger bag between you and the person you don't want to touch on the subway to keep them away.

[@harshaakashsantra2819]

Electronic talking calculator!!! Lmao!! So true!!!!

[@urbaniv]

Handing her his stuff was the death strike

[@keithmcfarland3819]

"reusable garbage bags"... I completely lost it at that point.

[@mxfern854]

I need to buy some Horton stock, they make everything

[@jasonbrown4526]

If these products were real, I would totally buy Horton brand. They have the best commercials.

[@SailorIda3]

"always losing everything in their purse" ... darling, you gave her your wallet and phone ....

[@greendiamondglow]

you really can't carry the same bag all the time. it'll wear out faster and you'll have to buy a new one anyway. and aren't messenger bags unisex purses?

[@SteeZy644]

Camille Pendragon not to society

[@andersoncherub]

Camille Pendragon, no one wears out a Gucci handbag. They use them a few times during a single season, then buy one from the new line. $12 Wal-Mart purses get worn out. I finally threw mine away because it had been on the coat hook by the door so long a spider built an egg sack in it. I prefer to sew deeper pockets into my jeans.

[@greendiamondglow]

Well, we all have our thing, I guess

[@fuchsiabananastop]

andersoncherub Yeah, I use a couple cheap bags/purses. But damn the Walmart stuff breaks pretty fast. But my mom has an expensive purse and I have an expensive backpack and they look like new even after 3 years of daily use. Cheap purses are great if you dont use purses often.

[@SandyDiVa]

fuchsiabananastop I buy most of my purses second hand at thrift shops. The trick is to find the closest shops to affluent areas AND ask the store what days new items are stocked. I have 3 authentic coaches purses (the larger ones with 2 straps) that I got for less than $25 each at local thrift shops. I wouldn't say they're in perfect condition when you find them usually, but they're still in great condition for daily use and last much longer than a $20 Walmart bag. I find about 5-10 expensive brands a year (I go once a month usually) on average, so they're pretty common in my area (I live in a large city, though). Still I think it's worth a look if you can't afford a quality made bag.

[@leslielandberg5620]

I also buy huge men’s business suits and love the pockets! Very slouchy and 80’s vibe. Pockets!

[@joseluispcr]

failed to mention: its expensive in order to be expensive so most people can't buy it and therefore if you can buy it you are special

[@cracked]

Roger’s got new merch and shirts at his very own, very honest store. Check it out! the-cracked-dispensary.creator-spring.com/

[@skatinwhenican]

My Mother Would Enjoy This Immensely, Ya'll Might've Found The Key.

[@imaginarydebates4108]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@onetwothree9]

there are ads for purses? I´ve never seen one

[@giocondakisses]

LadyofSwearsalot right? Just in magazines I guess

[@leslielandberg5620]

Ditched my purse for a tiny fanny pack: never looked back.

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

I guess with handbags it's the same as with razors. The expensive ones are being made by the same people, in the same factory at the same place. But one has a name and costs 10-20€/$ and the other costs 0.03€/$.

[@dianeneill499]

As a senior I shop in the men's active wear department. I like my pockets roomy and the pants go from daytime to bedtime without having to change them. I also hang my pendant purse wallet around my neck. Carries everything I need when shopping. Including an air conditioner/folding fan.