"Stay away from me" is the most hilarious thing an electron could say to a positron. You really annihilated that joke.
@aminmaguraАй бұрын
666 Like? no more!
@krispychip4723Ай бұрын
knee slapper
@Rancid-JaneАй бұрын
LOL
@sounakbhattacharya9646Ай бұрын
It is ironical too, since they are oppositly charged
@AethierionDC97Ай бұрын
I tried to think of a good witty comeback joke to put a spin on things, but it would've been sooo Bohring, that I'd quantum tunnel away in embarrassment. 😅
@christofergusonАй бұрын
This is the funniest video I've ever pretended to understand.
@deltavictor8369Ай бұрын
SOMEONE wouldn't understand my favorite hard scifi novel. If you don't need a college level understanding of modern physics to appreciate the novel, then it's clearly not hard scifi.
@RSpracticalshootingАй бұрын
@@deltavictor8369 weak, if you're not actively at the forefront of theoretical physics you have no hope of comprehending a single word of a true hard sci-fi novel.
@callyralАй бұрын
I actually understood it mostly from my KZbin Knowledge™
@keithbrannon251Ай бұрын
Mood.
@odrag.29Ай бұрын
At least, I understand the electron-photon's jokes. No cause, I'm a scientific of myself, cause I'm always sad and horny.😎😎
@TheZetaKaiАй бұрын
Photon always knows how to get Electron to come out of its shell.
@JesusPlsSaveMeАй бұрын
*Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@Rudol_ZeppiliАй бұрын
@@JesusPlsSaveMethis has nothing to do with particle physics or that person’s comment.
@mrdraco3758Ай бұрын
@@JesusPlsSaveMe Hey when did the Higgs boson get into the comment sections
@WokeandProudАй бұрын
@@JesusPlsSaveMeBot comment reported.
@WokeandProudАй бұрын
@@Rudol_ZeppiliIt's just strange in disguise.
@KeKe-bv8qvАй бұрын
'Giving mass' nearly ended me XD
@vismaykedilaya1318Ай бұрын
lol same
@triacontahedronАй бұрын
at first I thought "God particle? That _kind of_ makes sense." And then I was _floored_ by that line.
@thegreenxeno9430Ай бұрын
I lost the will to breathe for like, 9 seconds.
@miscellaneous2160Ай бұрын
As a catholic I think I died
@betanick14Ай бұрын
Bro I said the same thing xD
@UnicornsAndUnionsАй бұрын
They're top, bottom, and in denial. Next time on: the particle zoo.
@AlexanderofMiletusАй бұрын
Sabaton fan detected, opinion respected
@JesusPlsSaveMeАй бұрын
@@AlexanderofMiletus *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@ErikHoltenАй бұрын
Rev 22:20 is one of my favorite songs! _Don't be aroused by my confession_ _Unless you don't give a good goddamn about redemption_ _I know Christ is comin', and so am I_ _And you would too if this_ _sexy devil caught your eye_
@AlexanderofMiletus27 күн бұрын
@@JesusPlsSaveMe Bro what'd I do?
@jacobshore5115Ай бұрын
The fact that the Higgs Boson is praying isn’t lost on me, because it’s also the God Particle!
@753studios6Ай бұрын
I loved this joke ☺️
@jacobshore5115Ай бұрын
@@753studios6 thank you!
@JesusPlsSaveMeАй бұрын
@@753studios6 *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@YaivenovАй бұрын
When you have to pause the video until the laughing fit passes. 😂
@TheRaptorsClawАй бұрын
It's also giving mass! Honestly genius joke
@NataliaPunkoАй бұрын
This is peak comedy! And the colorchanging wig on the gluon was cherry on top. So much attention to detail
@Jar.HeadedАй бұрын
Not only that, the quarks changed their shirts every so often
@sydneygorelick7484Ай бұрын
That "stimulated emission" joke at the end is absolutely filthy and you should be extremely proud of yourself
@TheAuthorStudiosАй бұрын
I'm very proud of the ammount of jokes i actually managed to get.
@playyourturntodieatvgperson13 күн бұрын
sanee kik
@theobamaprism9 күн бұрын
SAME
@KevinGriffin-b2sАй бұрын
Watching PBS spacetime finally paid off.
@jonathandb91Ай бұрын
Lmao exactly! Months of PBS spacetime training for this video to land 😂
@dustindude4995Ай бұрын
IDK, watching Matt convinced me to grow a beard.
@florian244229 күн бұрын
Ikr! So proud I understood half of what's going on. Well maybe not "understood", but I got the jokes :D
@EpicVideos2Ай бұрын
This takes the cake for nerdiest video on the internet.
@philipprosch756627 күн бұрын
It rivels bohemian gravity
@pedroscoponi4905Ай бұрын
The chromodynamics joke was made for like 5 people and it pains me to say I'm not one of them
@iveriiver28 күн бұрын
How do u get that searchthing
@veo_24 күн бұрын
That gluon has to exchange color charge, baby!
@MightyjordyАй бұрын
I’ve never seen a comedy video that went so completely over my head but I appreciate its existence.
@RSpracticalshootingАй бұрын
POV i understood nothing, still entertained
@christofergusonАй бұрын
@@RSpracticalshooting generically
@alejotassile6441Ай бұрын
I didn't understood everything, but my favourite joke was the tachyon one haha
@lawrencecalablaster568Ай бұрын
According to recent theories, there were actually thousands of other quarks showing up & leaving the party constantly, but they were so fast that only the neutrinos noticed them, & they just didn’t care.
@davidprange5975Ай бұрын
Can I get a link? That sounds fascinating.
@BattyBestАй бұрын
@@davidprange5975 You cant because youtube shadow bans any comment that has a non-youtube link
@gibbsduhem1066Ай бұрын
@@davidprange5975 he's probably referring to quantum fluctuations. Just look that up. A phenomenon in which particle pairs get created and destroyed during annihilation. It happens constantly in a vacuum
@qzamboniАй бұрын
@@davidprange5975 I don't think that's new. The three quarks that make up e.g. a proton are just the "valence" or extra quarks, the rest is a sea of quarks and antiquarks
@ELIAHAVAHАй бұрын
“It's degenerate! The Pauli (poly) exclusion principle exists for a reason!” for an opening joke absolutely *sent* me, and set the tone for the whole video. 10/10.
@iveriiver28 күн бұрын
How u get that search thing
@Anil1883425 күн бұрын
Looove this😂
@michaelmcinerney4686Ай бұрын
The God particle “giving mass” was a truly divine pun. Excellent work.
@elizathegamer4134 күн бұрын
not only it being the god particle but it also literally being the particle responsible for the property of mass, so it is considered to "give mass" to everything; so it's literally giving mass
@oliviastefanoiou3878Ай бұрын
Thank you! My nuclear phycisists and astrophysics colleagues are gonna love this. The standard model has great sitcom potential. Just talking about the loyalty issues of valence band electrons of metals could be an entire episode.
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
I love that idea! Thanks so much for your support.
@anonimanonim2710Ай бұрын
UVT sau București?
@hrishikeshaggrawalАй бұрын
@@genericallyentertainingmeanwhile a piece of metal is a country with polygamy/polyandry and when current passes through everyone celebrates the festival with an orgy💀
@johannageisel539023 күн бұрын
@@hrishikeshaggrawal Metallorgy?
@vismaykedilaya131821 күн бұрын
"geez, look at sodium over there. just can't resist the chance to bust an electron over anyone he sees"
@SirBogginsАй бұрын
"Subatomic particles do not just sit around being subatomic particles. They are beehives of activity." Gary Zukav
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
Fair point, but consider this: what if they were all characters in a sitcom?
@SirBogginsАй бұрын
@@genericallyentertaining TRUE
@necro-claud6370Ай бұрын
@@genericallyentertainingso a wasphive?
@balala756723 күн бұрын
@@genericallyentertaining sitcomic particles
@rogueyolloАй бұрын
"Oh, Strange. His only hope of enlightenment lies in decay"
@brady7222Ай бұрын
The minute photon showed up I started HOWLING
@theo-regnierАй бұрын
finally, the content I signed up for! the only joke I understood was Higgs giving mass tachyon snubbed once again :( (unless I missed it running across the background of a shot)
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
To be fair, half of the jokes are actual physics jokes, and the other half are just stupid puns. (I.e. Muon being a cow because cows go moo. That's it. That's the joke.)
@theo-regnierАй бұрын
that's a REALLY good joke
@WisdomSharkАй бұрын
@@genericallyentertaining Couldn't stop laughing for a solid 5 minutes replaying the bit about the tachyon vomiting up a pint of beer and walking backwards out of the bar XD
@dhyeykulkarni3989Ай бұрын
@@genericallyentertainingcan you explain the dramatic scene with the gluon
@NXTanglАй бұрын
@@dhyeykulkarni3989Color confinement.
@KeKe-bv8qvАй бұрын
Had to go look up why Gluon's wig changed colour. Apparently gluons carry the colour charge of the strong interaction (between quarks, acting as the exchange particle), participating in the strong interaction at the same time as mediating it. The colour charge determines how quarks and gluons interact through the strong force. There are three; red, green and blue as well as anti colours called anti-red, anti-green, and anti-blue. You get a colour neutral system when red, green, and blue (or anti-red, anti-green, and anti-blue) or any color and its anti-color combine. They're not actual colours of course, it's just a convenient analogy to the primary colours. I still don't have a deep enough understanding of why the wig kept changing colour to really get it but the colour charge changing might just be what happens when tearing apart a hadron. I love being inspired to look stuff up when I don't get it.
@Ricocossa1Ай бұрын
Gluons carry a color and an anti-color at all times, but because they self-interact, as you correctly point out, if you look inside of a hadron it is a constant mess of gluons interacting with themselves and with quarks.
@cuongtrieАй бұрын
you copy it from wikipedia
@susantaylor293725 күн бұрын
And why he wants up and down to change their shirts and why they change color shirts at the end when they duplicate
@garfieldreal6624 күн бұрын
@@cuongtrienah really he literally just said he looked it up
@pedroff_18 күн бұрын
@@susantaylor2937He wants them to change their shirt because that's what gluons do: they carry the colour + anticolour charge which makes the quarks exchange colour, and, in turns, bunds them into the hadrons we know and love. The splitting into two is due to the fact the binding energy of hadrons being considerably higher than the inertial mass of its quarks, in such a way that, if you put in the energy to sparate quarks, they just use the energy you put into the system to make more of themselves, in a way there never is a lone quark
@lapispyrite6645Ай бұрын
At 0:24 he says this baryon’s already full, but since he said my 2 favourite quarks it clearly isn’t full as 3 quarks make a baryon. Apart from that, great video
@zach1425Ай бұрын
Now I don't get this and am not gonna pretend to, but couldn't that be perceived as like a "Nah bro can't sit with us no seats" when there's an obvious seat exclusively because you don't wanna hang with that person?
@idris4587Ай бұрын
Could it be my two different types of baryons. Also its been shown that protons and neutrons sometimes have more than 3 quarks.
@lapispyrite6645Ай бұрын
@@idris4587 A baryon is specifically defined as a trio of 3 quarks. A pentaquark is usually just a baryon and meson (which is a pair of 2 quarks, most often a matter-antimatter pair) that are so close they could conceivably be called a collection of 5 quarks.
@idris4587Ай бұрын
@lapispyrite6645 sorry for my bad english, i try to say that in video he meant there were 3 baryons you see this when the gluons produce more quarks as there were then 5 new quarks. As the energy put in just goes to making more quarks
@rubixmc7320Ай бұрын
Meson
@AnubisaiytАй бұрын
I have decided to make it my mission to study nuclear physics through KZbin until I understand every single joke in here.
@Samuel_BuckleyАй бұрын
Notify us when you do!
@dustindude4995Ай бұрын
Higgsspeed, traveler
@gamistry2947Ай бұрын
@@dustindude4995 best reply here lmao
@thephysicistcuber1753 күн бұрын
You'd need to study _subnuclear_ physics though.
@archysimpson2273Ай бұрын
I've been waiting years for a video like this to exist.
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
So have I! That's basically why I made it.
@archysimpson2273Ай бұрын
I can't wait for the episode titled (Muonic hydrogen) where up & down realise they can replace one of the best friends with a cow.
@josephwilliams5292Ай бұрын
I’m really glad electron and photon got that whole chemistry spinoff series, their relationship is very compelling
@dustindude4995Ай бұрын
Can't wait until next season when electron finds out that photon also excites positron. And the season after electron and positron do the fusion dance and have babies that look like photon
@RushFreakАй бұрын
Well executed niche humor like this is a beautiful thing to witness. I'm glad the algorithm entangled me with it.
@NarthanaelАй бұрын
This is actually very good haha, the gluon just changing flavor each shot
@triacontahedronАй бұрын
color, not flavor
@smorrowАй бұрын
oh my god he's changing flavours
@NarthanaelАй бұрын
@@triacontahedron you are right(angled to my statement) :)
@triacontahedronАй бұрын
@@Narthanael what does that even mean‽
@Ricocossa1Ай бұрын
The W would change their flavors, not sure how that would play out as a joke though lol
@chammy2812Ай бұрын
> But if you are a physicist, please do feel free to tell me what I got wrong, as I am not one! I am currently a Physics PhD student and this seemed like a fun way to avoid doing actual work for a few minutes. I am like 99% sure all of these are right but I didn't look anything up so I might still have some inaccuracies! The 1st one is easily having the quarks exist independently. There are no "color-charged" asymptotic states (i.e. An up quark not in a bound state). Any "free" color-charged particle would rapidly hadronize. Next having 2 quarks say "This baryon's already full" to the 3rd quark when a baryon is explicitly made of 3 valence quarks (I guess any odd number if you consider pentaquark structures, etc), but definitely not just 2, is probably the biggest gaff of this whole skit. "I ought to come over to that proton of yours and clobber you", again you are missing the 3rd valence quark, you need a 2nd up! Same mistake as before. A tau decaying only into a pion violates lepton number, it would also need to emit a neutrino. I wasn't going to mention it but then you had neutrinos so I figured its fine. The pair production of "stretching" a gluon should produce a particle and its antiparticle. So instead of having 2 Ups and 2 Downs at the end it should have been like 2 Up, 1 Down, then 1 Anti-Up (or something similar) Now my personal opinions but not inaccuracies. If you are going to make someone call out the electron for "being negative", it should have been a particle with positive charge (or at least neutral), not the down quark. Not an inaccuracy, just could have fit the flavor better. Personally, a lot of theorists I know like truth and beauty over top and bottom if you talk to them in private (I do too). But you are correct that everyone calls them Top and Bottom publicly (I also do this). I think it was a missed opportunity to not have the neutrinos constantly switching names to showcase neutrino oscillation. Overall there were some great jokes! I really enjoyed the gluon color part at the end!
@triacontahedronАй бұрын
1. "could have fit the flavor better." Did you intend this? (a better flavor of quark could've been chosen) 2. Related to the inaccurate labeling of a hadron, what are red and green doing hanging out without blue? 3. Higgs bosons don't give mass, the Higgs _field_ gives mass.
@nathanj202Ай бұрын
I think Tauons decay into a lighter lepton for charge conservation reasons? Also pretty sure the electron wanted to clobber the quarks in the nucleus which is why they said “this isn’t a neutron star” That’s also so cool behind closed doors they are still called truth and beauty!
@Ricocossa1Ай бұрын
In my headcanon, this is actually a Lambda0, but the up and down are in denial about strange being there.
@triacontahedronАй бұрын
@@Ricocossa1 Strange _does_ have some blue on his shirt (I actually thought of the connection there but didn't think any further.)
@HeuleradoАй бұрын
Ahh, finally my 10 years of physics education are useful for something!
@BenjaminThomson-w7r20 күн бұрын
"Settle down child, settle down. This isn't a neutron star."
@SirBogginsАй бұрын
“Subatomic particles do not exist but rather show 'tendencies to exist', and atomic events do not occur with certainty at definite times and in definite ways, but rather show 'tendencies to occur'.” ― Fritjof Capra
@PlatinumAltariaАй бұрын
Much like human behaviour, if you average the behaviour of particles over large enough scales they can eventually be predictable.
@qzamboniАй бұрын
Hydrodynamic quantum analogs say otherwise. And the fact that quantum "leaps" take time and can be controlled. Particles exist and have chaotic trajectories, there has never been any actual evidence that they don't.
@tomkerruish2982Ай бұрын
Oh yeah, the Tao of Physics guy. I remember reading that way back when.
@tomkerruish2982Ай бұрын
Oh yeah, the Tao of Physics guy. I remember reading that way back when.
@c_karis_1Ай бұрын
Since photons do not experience time, it would have been very funny if they had no concept of time/time management whatsoever.
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
This is a great idea, and now I wish I had though of it!
@viewsandratesАй бұрын
This is such an Elle Cordova type video. And I have no one to share this gem with. I'm one of the people that understood every joke but I don't have any friends that would appreciate or understand even a quarter of the jokes in this video. I'm not in stem and have no physicist friends, I just love learning about science :( The world of science education is a lonesome one.
@M_1024Ай бұрын
Same
@terdragontra8900Ай бұрын
Same here, I don’t have friends, period :(
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
I love Elle Cordova's stuff, so I'll take that as a huge compliment! And I'm also in the same boat as you; I have no physics background (beyond high school), I just think science is cool and fun. Anyway, glad I could make something that resonated with you!
@theobamaprism9 күн бұрын
i love elle cordova too! i love this vid so much omg but i don’t have many friends either and the ones i do have prob won’t understand a thing
@matthewbauerle7153Ай бұрын
I wrote a joke on my quantum homework that made my professor “laugh way more than he should.” “Why do the position and momentum operators live close to work?” “Because they don’t commute!”
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
That's great, I've never heard that one!
@trumpetwizard7250Ай бұрын
The wigs on the gluon made me laugh out loud
@lawrencecalablaster568Ай бұрын
Happy to see Nathaniel’s learned Wildshape & taken on a bovine form form for muon.
@WasatchWindАй бұрын
I didn't care for the reboot, they showed fundamental disregard for canon by adding "superstring."
@TheSpaceCommunistАй бұрын
And then the writers took the original off the air, so now the strings being in the original cast is unfalsifiable. What a joke!
@marthareece3409Ай бұрын
I already thought it was uncanny how well the niches of this channel aligned with my tastes, and then this dropped (I am a physicist)
@HeuleradoАй бұрын
Same. It's almost as if we share a certain... brain peculiarity
@MaskedMenace61627 күн бұрын
"His only hope of enlightenment lies in decay, i think" dammit this was awesome😂😂
@placeholderdoeАй бұрын
Way better than the reboot, string zoo. Yeah it had lots of very talented actors and writers on staff, but each character just had too many dimensions tacked on and was overcomplicated.
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
@@placeholderdoe We like to talk about shows having 3-dimensional characters, and that's normally a good thing, but once you get to 11 dimensions it's just too much to handle.
@PlatinumAltariaАй бұрын
Ugh, that show was total science fiction.
@placeholderdoeАй бұрын
@@PlatinumAltaria i mean sure, but aren’t all reality shows?
@nathanielreichert4638Ай бұрын
Dude these puns are hilarious 😂😂
@Luminari781sАй бұрын
I walked away from this learning more about subatomic particles than I ever did in school 😂
@wormcake_Ай бұрын
2:32 i like how personifying muon as a cow is not only funny for the "moo" joke, but -since they have to be subtitled- also allows for that complex number joke (it wouldn't work as well if it was spoken)
@thephysicistcuber1753 күн бұрын
It's not a complex number though.
@susantaylor293725 күн бұрын
My favorite was the neutrinos and racing to the end of the universe, then being called out for actually having a little bit of mass. 😂
@Garfield_MinecraftАй бұрын
Muon is now my new favorite subatomic particle
@stone4524Ай бұрын
Love the effort that goes into these lol. The writing, the outfits, the acting, the editing. Kills me. Love your vids man.
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
This one took so so long to make, since I had to do a bunch of reshoots, all of which required me changing costumes. I'm reasonably happy with the end result, though!
@peterzerfass4609Ай бұрын
Gluon changing wig colors is a nice touch. ...and Higgs giving mass...did not see that coming XD
@beng9790Ай бұрын
As a physics student, this is hilarious, I love it! :)
@EdAnimatesАй бұрын
"And then he vomited out a whole pint of beer and left the bar walking backwards." I get it which makes it so much more funny.
@ferenccseh4037Ай бұрын
This video is in a superposition of of being good and bad until I learn more about subatomic particles and then it'll collapse. But more seriously, while I didn't understand everything, it was really funny and well made!
@dustindude4995Ай бұрын
IDK, maybe you would enjoy it in another world
@matthewlugardo4223Ай бұрын
Never has a video made me laugh so much while making me feel so dumb
@HjgaeukgfDkugugkadgjkcadjbkwwАй бұрын
i love how their personalities are based on their names
@newpaperyesАй бұрын
I'm sending this to my physicist brother. I am not regretting subbing to ya whatsoever.
@Starlight_HellfireАй бұрын
PLEASE I need a whole entire series of this its actually hilarious
@KeKe-bv8qvАй бұрын
Someone needs to turn this into an educational character relationship chart.
@ondrejhons704Ай бұрын
_the particle zoo then goes on to have 5 seasons with a movie finale, gradualy teased in post credit scenses throughout the show, where they confrot their supersymetric counterparts._
@TheSpaceCommunistАй бұрын
“So how many particles do you think will show up to the party?” “Well, virtually thousands, but probably only 20.”
@SirBogginsАй бұрын
Having had to suffer through 4-5 years of chemistry in secondary school, this is sooooooooo relatable! 🤣
@bwayagnesАй бұрын
The jokes I fully got were the top and bottom, the photon, and the higgs but I really enjoyed the whole video 😂 the twist of them being in an accelerator lmaooo
@terdragontra8900Ай бұрын
“That’s what I call stimulated emission” got me so good!
@yago_guillamonАй бұрын
That's a sitcom that would see about 2 seasons, just before it lost its edge. After that, the series would have three or four more seasons and the original fandom would only come back for the last two or three episodes.
@aneutralopinion1712Ай бұрын
That graviton joke was really good
@nathanielreichert4638Ай бұрын
I like to anthropomorphize subatomic particles too ❤
@genericallyentertainingАй бұрын
@@nathanielreichert4638 They have such funny names, how can you not write fanfiction about them?
@3xp0sé33Ай бұрын
@@genericallyentertaining Electron x Photon ship?
@nathanielreichert4638Ай бұрын
@@3xp0sé33 could this be as polarizing as L x Light?
@jarekk.8247Ай бұрын
Interesting mass coincidences between subatomic particles: Proton-to-electron mass ratio: 2(2·3·5)²+[2(u+u+d)-mᵉ]/mᵉ = 1 836,15267 Binding energy of gluons in the baryon: mᵉ·2(2·3·5)² Binding energy of gluons in the meson: mᵉ·2(2·5)² quark d = 4,75416145 MeV quark u = 2,36916387 MeV quark s = 95,5 MeV electron= mᵉ = 0,51099895 MeV proton = mᵉ·2(2·3·5)²+2(u+u+d)-mᵉ = 938,27208943 MeV neutron = mᵉ·2(2·3·5)²+2(u+d+d+mᵉ)-d-(1/2)mᵉ = 939,56542052 MeV kaon = mᵉ·2(2·5)²+4(u+s) = 493,677 MeV pion π⁰ = mᵉ·2(2·5)²+4(u+d)+d-mᵉ = 134,93625378 134,9766 MeV pion π = mᵉ·2(2·5)²+5(u+d)+u-mᵉ = 139,6745816 139,570 MeV α = 1꞉ ᴾᴵ√ ̅̅ ̅̅ ̅̅(2⁴+5⁴)ᵠ · e⁵ ̅̅ ̅̅ ̅̅ α = 1/(641^φ*e^5)^(1/π) = 0,0072973525677660... φ = 1,6180339887... golden ratio, e = 2,7182818284... (Napier's constant, Euler's number) or α = 1/[5164926^(1/π)] = 0,0072973525639531... boson H = 125,97585 GeV = (2W+Z)/2 mᵉ·(2⁴+5⁴)²·(3/5) = 125975,8558 MeV boson Z⁰ = 91,18761 GeV = 2H-2W boson W = 80,38205 GeV = (2H-Z)/2 electron (mᵉ) = [H/(2⁴+5⁴)²]·(5/3) = 0,51099895 MeV muon (mᵐ) = 105,658373568 MeV = mᵉ · ᵉ√ ̅̅ ̅̅(2⁴+5⁴)·(5⁵-2·3³)̅̅ ̅̅ e = 2,7182818284... (Napier's constant, Euler's number); mᵐ = muon mass ; mᵉ = electron mass mᵐ = mᵉ * [(2⁴+5⁴)*(5⁵-2·3³)]^(1/e) tau (mᵗ) = 1 776,938 MeV = mᵉ · [(2⁴+5⁴)ᵠ꞉(2·5)-e] φ = 1,6180339887... golden ratio ; mᵗ = mᵉ * [(2⁴+5⁴)^ᵠ /(2*5)-e] mᵗ = mᵐ · ⁴√ ̅̅ ̅̅ 2⁷·5⁴-3 ̅̅ ̅̅
@smorrowАй бұрын
The sketch Foil, Arms, and Hog wish they could make
@connortweedie2446Ай бұрын
This was peak physics comedy thank you so much for every second of this, gluon changing colour constantly and tauon decaying too quickly to even show up were incredible. Need to see what the W and Z bosons are up to next time!
@alexpotts6520Ай бұрын
I understand why he left W & Z out of this skit. As characters go, they are pretty weak.
@BikeRangerАй бұрын
Nathaniel is the best particle of youtube
@BluMacawАй бұрын
I've understood more or less 2/3rd of jokes here and I'm glad I had enough classes on these subjects at uni to actually understand the comedy here.
@BenjaminThomson-w7r20 күн бұрын
"And then he vomited out a whole pint of beer and left the bar walking backwards." we need a sequel with that tachyon. Race the tachyon against the photon.
@pizza872525 күн бұрын
Actually a Photon would fit more the lines of Neutrinos bc it's actually massless and thus faster
@dustindude4995Ай бұрын
Is it strange that I'm slightly disappointed that photon didn't rock a rainbow wig
@UnstableStrafeАй бұрын
y'know, given that electron would literally die if they came into contact with positron, it makes sense for them to hate positron
@MontyBleiker28 күн бұрын
Love the subtle beef between fermions and bosons at the start with the Pauli exclusion principle.
@HighlandHellboyАй бұрын
I'd love to see quasiparticles interact, like phonons, but the other particles might not like the sound of that 🥁
@c_karis_1Ай бұрын
In ten years CERN applicants have to watch this video and explain all the jokes as a test.
@theinvertedworld.28 күн бұрын
this was way funnier than i expected. finally those 3 AM physics knowledge hunts are being useful at something other than scaring normal people away.
@chadstinson988626 күн бұрын
I got like 90% of the jokes well done well done making particle physics funny has to be one of the hardest things on earth next to quantum physics.
@opereti5269Ай бұрын
This video made me feel e-xcited! It's truly brilliantly written!! And also pointed out some things that I didn't know😅 I really enjoy your videos, thank you for your enthusiasm in making them!
@MaxFoa-h7bАй бұрын
This is amazing!! Thank you so much for doing this; it justifies that brief 4 hour quantum mechanics rabbit hole I went down 3 years ago!! Side note: when beauty says “im as unsurprised as ever” it was giving total Obi Wan Kenobi vibes.
@SpectraVoidbornАй бұрын
I've seen a handfull of your videos and they're so good, I don't understand how you're not getting way more views. Time to actually click the channel and start binging I guess :D
@mungelomwaangasikateyo37629 күн бұрын
"That's degenerate is what it is, the Pauli exclusion principle exists for a reason" that got me brooo💀
@delilahdahlia247Ай бұрын
I'm glad I was able to get at least half of these jokes! The ones I did get were hilarious
@matthewboire684325 күн бұрын
All the particles referencing what they are named or what they do is great.
@bacongammer972322 күн бұрын
PLEASE MAKE PART 2!!!
@rielco8442Ай бұрын
I cannot describe how much I needed this in my life
@socpancake6 күн бұрын
love how photon’s beautiful enough to adhere to that most hollywood of beauty signals: not wearing glasses
@heartpath128 күн бұрын
Don’t ever upscale the production…this is perfection.
@ItsNevetАй бұрын
I am floored by this, seriously impressive work!
@spacecat3198Ай бұрын
I actually understood the Gluon joke. Gluons are crazy awesome, so speedy at such a tiny distance.
@chao3948Ай бұрын
i love this video format so much please make more of them🥺
@endarus605314 күн бұрын
They also invited a pair of WIMPS but they accidentally touched and self-annihilated.
@randomknowledgeperson2872Ай бұрын
PLEASE DO MORE OMG THIS WAS AMAZING
@dapperninji646Ай бұрын
Man, now I gotta go learn particle physics to one get all of this short, then to quell my curiosity on how some of the new ones I learned about work.
@necro-claud6370Ай бұрын
It's a good sign I understood some of the physics jokes. Not much, but that's a good start
@gamerboy7224Ай бұрын
This.... is absolute cinema...
@niloi._.da_boiАй бұрын
i didn't under everything but ig i can finally say all the chemistry and physics lessons came in handy😂😂😂😂
@PRIYANSH_SUTHARАй бұрын
This guy has done something that has never been envisaged. Truly the finest physics humor even produced.
@ryanlange676629 күн бұрын
The stimulated emission bit got my subscription
@DemongordonАй бұрын
this video is amazing I could barely understand a few things going and I already entertained. This video really need a companion video that explain the jokes, akin to how " TerminalMontage" does with his pokemon battleroyal video has a companion "Lockstin's Analysis Video". Congrats