If the Advisor was honest to Morathi

[@Momo_oo7]

since we're on the topic of slans how about n'kari?

[@gamingrambles]

N'kari it is then

[@D13G0Z]

N'kari campaings are painful because you can only autoresolve by like turn 50

[@Momo_oo7]

@@gamingrambles makes you wonder if the advisor gonna keep the bone he had with dommy mommy or lose it at first glance of n'kari...

[@Indolthir]

@@Momo_oo7 Nah, N'Kari is super hot. Slaanesh be praised for that!

[@SilentStorrm04]

N’kari’s campaign is such a struggle if you’re new. The fact he’s on an island filled with elves who all have a natural resistance to his primary mechanic. (Seduction) is a joke

[@lukepage4562]

To paraphrase Pancreas no work, I don't want to fix her, I want her to break me, fix me and break all over again.

[@volrosku.6075]

the desire to simp for morathi has me bad now step on me you vile women and make me feel like I am king of the world.

[@wolffrdu6463]

It’s bonking time !

[@idontlikerome2744]

Damn is it that bad

[@drontesmakor1983]

"I want her to make me WORSE!" - He without a functioning pancreas

[@mistercrumbling1694]

Bro did Pancreas dirty

[@bongibot1104]

Pancreas would have woken up from his madness if he saw the future Morathi would bring: BRETTONIA ONLY

[@jmagowan12]

Not really, if anything it's very on point. 😂

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

​@@bongibot1104*puts on Master Chief helmet*

[@michasalamon8315]

For those curious ones, some of the most crazy things Morathi did. She tried/secuded Malekith and Tyrion because they both remind her of Aenerion. And tried to literally blow up the world twice because her plans did not work. Also, fun fact. In the earlier eiditions, most of Dark Elf nobility were supposedly all related to/come from Malekith, but he was put inside his armour shortly after getting burned. So either he does the deed in his armour, or Morathi is responsible for why so many dark elf nobles are related to Malekith.

[@hemanthp3610]

hold on when was the second I know about that one time during the end times

[@michasalamon8315]

@@hemanthp3610 back during first civil war. She literally wanted to destory the vortex and Caledor the DragonTamer himself and the other dragon mages inside the vortex came out and dragged her in. Sadly it did not kill her. But it did result in Ulthuan cracking and Dark elves having to escape to Nagarroth, what indirectly also resulted in some of them sailing south, where they were caught by Nagash and taught him dark magic

[@robertnelson9599]

It is also implied that she has slept with: Her Dark Pegasus, multiple daemons, and an unknown number of northern barbarians.

[@michasalamon8315]

@@robertnelson9599 on right. I forgot about the pegasus

[@Warmaster2001]

​@@robertnelson9599 well her strongest weapon is her body so yeah.

[@axaviatorgames2250]

Morathi has 69 chapters worth of grudges in the Dammaz Kron. My fellow Dawi she must stopped at all costs, and anyone who thinks she is more beautiful than Valaya should consider taking the slayer oath immediately

[@memesofwarhemmer7076]

Slannesh with 6969 grudges ; those are rookie numbers kids pump those grudges up Grundy: ho no she/he is hot 🥵 Valaya: 😡

[@axaviatorgames2250]

@@memesofwarhemmer7076 well thats hardly 6.969 chapters in the book, but it doesn't matter, vengeance will be had

[@SplendidFactor]

Grombrindal is on it, let's join him.

[@Warmaster2001]

I think in that not only your fellow dawi will agree with you but entire Ulthuan and Malekith will agree with you and can meet with Thorgrim in Karaz a Karak to start grand coalitional operation "Hag Hammer"

[@LordDawnWreaver]

To be honest i would like to see official Dwarf Shield maidens. short muscle mommies as internet would probably call them.

[@D13G0Z]

Last time i was this early the stunties and elves were still friends

[@skeletonlord5255]

Knife ears *ahem*

[@Bladecorss]

@@skeletonlord5255Coming from a short beard person.

[@Warmaster2001]

​@@skeletonlord5255 coming from a short human pretending to be a different race.

[@RighteousInquisition]

They are it's just a face

[@TheGoodLuc]

Stunties?! That's a grudge!

[@drewbakka5265]

"Were both schizophrenic" I like to imagine that's why he keeps seeing the chameleon

[@MrMarlard]

On the other hand, the fact that only Bretonnia remains intact means that Stirland no longer exists....maybe it would be better this way?

[@axios4702]

Pancreas no Work will never admit it, but Total War Bretonnia and WarBretonnia Fantasy is the best timeline.

[@qwefg3]

A female.manfred... No wonder the Dark Elves are so messed up when they have someone like that at the top of the pyramid!

[@TheBayzent]

None of them have sh*t on Nagash, but they get relatively close.

[@darkwings4403]

i think the advisor msised the part that she and malekith used to share the same bed in older lore

[@Eddieo9999]

Hahaha brillant! Who the hell wants to play as Bretonia!!

[@LauftFafa]

french peoples ? fun fact , i am french and i have yet to play them ever lel

[@Hawkens4k]

All the Monty Python and the holy Grail fans.

[@SpadeApeiron]

People who made Assassin's creed Black : Japanese Shadows.

[@МаксимСорокин-э3ч]

I like Bretonnia because of the lore and this messed-up vibe: the entire region and culture is fooled by elvish godess, because she wanted some funny human pets.

[@lorenzocassaro3054]

I'd like to, if its roster was worth a damn. But if I wanted to see a bunch of morons in armor ranting about Engl...IMPERIAL pig-dogs, I'd just go watch Monty Python's Holy Grail.

[@khylerbane4523]

Felix: “I can take her.” Ulrika: “In a fight right?” Gotrek: *ah shit, here we go again -_-*

[@Ghouleh3133]

Props to the Advisor for just barely holding it together.

[@noisemarine561]

If Morathi and Sigvald had a kid they would be the absolute worst.

[@sovietunion7643]

it would be so bad, that it would wrap back around again to being good, and their child would end up defeating a chaos invansion and saving the world or something

[@emileglinger6590]

How about we even it out with the sexyness with a visit to THE HIGH KING, THORGRIM GRUDGEBEARER

[@Hawkens4k]

THRONE BEARERS!

[@insanity9329]

@@Hawkens4k LET'S MARCH!

[@Warmaster2001]

This is no dwarf BEFORE ME! I see only a short SHORT little gibble bearded maggot.

[@TheFatalcrest]

😂 "I can fix her" 😂 Advisor was already seeing the two of them, side by side, guiding every other faction into endless wars and schemes, while reveling in the secrets and sorrows. Boy didn't even consider who was beside Maliketh for so long.

[@OneDapperFrog]

2:43 Oxyotle.

[@reubenwittwer4020]

Yes

[@birchhazzar3812]

Mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry (She'd going to slay me alive)

[@NewGuy2534]

Guy did his Pancreas dirty…. But it's accurate.

[@unchristened_Crimson]

"don't turn into pancreasnowork" XD

[@nicolausg7058]

Morathi... one of the warhammer character that I want to shot for what she did to my beloved Capitan and the OG Vampire Coast Character - Grand Admiral Luthor Harkon. Oh, right, when we will see Luthor(s) ? Gotta redy me plunder !

[@Warmaster2001]

Well when I am playing as Anar and Malekith she PERMANENTLY on my kill list. Because of that annoying ass corruption and because I don't like her. Mory is perfect definition of innocent from outside and devil from inside. Plus roleplaying as Malekith will be interesting. I think in lore he have a plan to crackdown the cult of Pleasure with Morathi after conquering Ulthuan. Well in my plans I just saying screw Ulthuan and attacking her instead. Why procrastinate when you can slay her earlier preventing any sabotages from inside?

[@TheBayzent]

We have very different definitions on "innocent" if you think she looks innocent on the outside.

[@Warmaster2001]

​​@@TheBayzent that's the point. She using her beautifull look as a weapon. She uses her body EXACTLY like same way as Lahmian vampiresses.

[@Hawkens4k]

Ha! The callout on pancreas was a good laugh.

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

“I can fix her!” Famous last words

[@windmann]

Suprised no Alabama moment here

[@gamingrambles]

I like to leave some of the low hanging fruit, just to keep y'all off balance

[@Warmaster2001]

Sorry for my ignorance. But Why Alabama?

[@Batcena]

@@Warmaster2001from what I know, in the older lore of Warhammer fantasy, it was implied or just straight up said that Morathi Dated and Bedded Malekith…Who was her son… Yeah Old Lore get’s weird, but I’m pretty sure they changed it before end times…I hope to Sigmar they did…

[@Historyfrek4ever]

I don’t mind that she has a higher body count than Slaanesh or that Tzeentch can criticise her lack of morality without being a hypocrite. I mind that both apply to her.

[@totalNERD-eo7wx]

I watch "If the Advisor was honest to Morathi" for the plot

[@gamingrambles]

lol

[@markkiefer3243]

I couldn't find the chameleon, I was too busy looking at Morathi!

[@seanfinch7856]

2:45

[@gamingrambles]

SIMP

[@markkiefer3243]

@gamingrambles OH hell no, I'm with the Advisor on this one. She's sort of impossible to NOT look at.

[@seanfinch7856]

@markkiefer3243 the lizard is at 2:45

[@sandsundertail6936]

"B-but I can fix her 🥺" me too old man... me too...

[@anatolii-chkhailo]

In the beginning of video I thought that Advisor will be fallen to her charms. Well he did, but in a good way, so nice work

[@swordwrath5492]

Ya basically EVERYTHING that goes badly in warhammer Fantasy can be traced back to Morathi eventually. She's the one who created the dark elf cults in the first place because she got huffy Malekith wasn't the phoenix king after Anairion. She's the one who convinced Malekith to become the head of the dark elves, thus creating the sundering and the Dark Elves of Nagarethe. This directly leads to the War of Vengeance which leads to the catastrophic neutering of both the Dawi and the Elven empires, leaving them too weak and having lost so much knowledge they couldn't stop everything that they came across. The dwarves lost the ability to call upon stone mechs in battle and some insane runesmithing, the Elves lost the ability to ride dragons. At the height of their power, assuming Malekith didn't switch to Dark Elves and continued the alliance with the dwarves, holy shit the end times would not have been able to occur really

[@Fitzkrieg]

“I can fix her” “I want her to break me” “I want her to make me worse” Weak. With my history I know I could make her worse.

[@firstlast717]

Little did the advisor know it wasn’t his future self in this video but the Changeling here to stop him from fixing her.

[@sovietunion7643]

i love morathi because she's just un apologetically evil in a personal, selfish way. her son didn't get to be king and she made it literally the entire world's issue twice. she's not a braindead follower of chaos trying to gaslight themselves that chaos is "just the nature of sentient thought", she's not a necromancer who just throws useless skeletons around, shes objectively the worst person on the planet and she not only accepts that but relishes in it. if i'm play dark elves i want to be the worst person on the planet

[@kmanalpha453]

Attacking pancreas for his dommy mommy kinks is freaking hilarious 🤣

[@angelbabydragon]

The advisor is so locked that he forgot to ready the game mechanics… unless he didn’t wanted/needed to do so…

[@Warmaster2001]

Ok. Now i feel pity for killing Hellebron everytime because of your jumpscares and because of your roasting Morathi making old death hag look sane and forcing me to say "perhaps i was too harsh on you" and play as Har Ganeth. And also that "Enchanting Beauty" its a power word. So Mory basically hypnotised him.

[@dwreanchinotan]

pancreasnowork better see this XD

[@Dogmelter42]

I dunno man. A setting where it's just Bretonnia surrounded on all sides by Chaos, Orks and the corrupted remnants of a world gone horribly wrong sounds dope. Kinda like 40k, but with roided up super soldiers on horses.

[@aquelehiru3179]

Gotta drink that Sweet Sweet lady of the lake bathwater

[@Southern_Crusader]

The Down bad episode.

[@bluestormpony]

Eltharion? Elf batman is so cool they brought him back from being thanos snapped and made him a badass alphonse from fma

[@Draconiss]

Where are the Rats? Skrolk demands it-it!!

[@doodleeagle9344]

Even Aenarion couldn't resist the Hagussy.

[@Warmaster2001]

At least Aenerion understand how rotten personality Mory have and just straight up friendzoning her and spending his time training Malekith to be a good warrior (successfully).

[@crocidile90]

​@@Warmaster2001If only he told her that in the first place, then warhammer fantasy wouldn't of had to deal with her yandere fallout and subsequent temper-tantrum so hard it destabilized reality.

[@Warmaster2001]

​@@crocidile90 absolutely)

[@doodleeagle9344]

@@Warmaster2001 he should've kept Malekith away from her, since she killed her daughter-in-law and 70% of the screw ups in the world are her fault.

[@Warmaster2001]

​​@@doodleeagle9344 yes without any doubt). In that alternate timeline Malek will be the most stunchiest loyalist and as legend and respected elf as his father. And perhaps Aenerion will finish Malekiths preparation as 2nd Phoenix King because well the only heir is him and his other son from 1st wife is M.I.A at than time. And perhaps that will happen Malek will inherit the throne without burning to a crisp. Or if still Shanaar will be the 2nd King Malek will just say screw it I am going to drink some good Bugmans with my best pal Snorri in Karaz Karak and do some cool adventures making Gotrek and Felix jealous. Oh and if Pleasure Cults still popped out he will start genociding them including killing Morathi because Aenerion warned him and morally prepared him for that.

[@devilsmessanger]

this went EXACTLY the way i though it would ...

[@FlamingFrenchMan44]

Bretonnia realy need some love

[@antonkrieg3708]

The Perfect Dark music. Thats high class right there. Much respect.

[@jennaparkyn7034]

Sisters of twilight please!! ❤

[@thelonecustodes4344]

The Anti-Pancreas shade.

[@e.tthee-th0t284]

the amount of ricochets needed for PNW to catch that stray was truly a love letter to the genre

[@PacmanPac-m8y]

Half of this video is the most low-hanging fruit jokes i have ever seen.

[@ZanTheFox]

Oxy was wise not to take a peek at that lore

[@holokom3330]

I just recently started total war warhammer, but since we go with sexy - how about the Woodelv Twins ? :D

[@jakobrandel8105]

Better than I could have hoped.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

Malekith would 100000000% kill her.... he just figure he kill her last since well she useful as a sorcerer.

[@Warmaster2001]

Well you can just say fuck it. Malekith coming for that head. After that bring her head as a present for Finubar and Tyrion as a sign that the grey cardinal of Elven Civil War is dead. Daaaamn I have an idea. When Malekith just obliterates Morathi she will receive a dilemma. It's either bring Morathis head to Alith Anar and gain exclusive opportunity to confederate with Nagarythe or bring it to Tyrion and gain ridiculous buff +75 relations with High Elves. And both are win win. Choosing Anar you will have him and his stack plus you can hire Aesanar shadow stalkers. Or the latter to just prevent unnecessary incursions from Ulthuan.

[@Shane2020xxx]

I was thinking it’s messed up, but he could get her LL defeat trait.

[@HermeticJazz]

Morathi....The Twilight Sisters would be more mommy dom than her.

[@MrFatbard]

for ze ladyyyy!

[@Warmaster2001]

Alberic: her name is Lilieath quit being delusional. Face it we worshipping elven goddess of magic. That's why we have grail and green knights you horsemalesters.

[@artificialgravitas8954]

The writing quality has just like punched through the roof recently

[@LordDawnWreaver]

I want to see Mannfred next now... what did he do to be compared to Morathi.

[@Warmaster2001]

Mannfred Interrupted ritual of closing Chaos Rift created by Dietrich Kastner (aka Archaon) by stabbing Gelt in the back and get stabbed by Tyrion in the back.

[@Klopi_VR]

2:43 Oxyotl found.

[@WendingWyrd]

0:33 Nah, I think Valkia the Bloody is crazier tbh, lol. Close second, though.😆

[@comediccomrade5716]

That Pancreas diss was crazy oh my god

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

yo pancreas shoutout

[@gamingrambles]

lol, I remember when his Channel was smaller than mine. Dude seriously blew up

[@hungreyginger7478]

Didn’t even mention the incest, I’m surprised.

[@Warmaster2001]

Why he shoud mentioned it when it's retconned.

[@hungreyginger7478]

@@Warmaster2001 didn’t know it was retconned. Shoulda kept it in, it proved that GW had balls.

[@Warmaster2001]

​@@hungreyginger7478 bruh. It sounds so slaaneshi.

[@hungreyginger7478]

Isn’t her faction literally called the cult of pleasure? If that doesn’t scream Slaanesh corruption I don’t know what does.

[@Warmaster2001]

​@@hungreyginger7478 of course it does. But one funny thing sometimes happening and I am just starting to smile. Is when Malekith just straight up attacking her and annexing everything. Despite Taurox and Craventail can mess everything up.

[@Lycurgus1982]

Morathi is the worst trap. She is something you think you want more than anything, when what would really happen if you were unfortunate enough to get caught is a slow flaying for her amusement, among other unspeakable deeds and that is if she found you entertaining enough.

[@Stirling96]

YUAN BO YOU SENILE OLD MAN

[@marcinpol]

Your streak of hot goths ends now! Do Skarsnik next!

[@SaltyRocksPew]

Actually like morathi's campaign because slaanesh corruption pretty well solves the dark elves' public order problem.

[@DarkTider]

Thank god he missed the part of her lore where her and Malekith had sex, canonically, after he became a tin man. Quote "and they were like lovers"

[@anthonythibert7022]

If the advisor was honest to Skrag

[@Scarecr0w_ofWaaagh_strawpies]

Lmao the bit on bretonnia 😂

[@TheRadude]

Those camera angles

[@AdelhardtDreguth]

One of this days I must be the first to respond to a video,so that the gaze of the Mighty may fall on me and I could choose the next character.

[@Cleanrotknight456]

3:16 if dark elves can be normal...in all means...

[@sebbienator]

I always come early for Morathi!

[@whiteeye3453]

Finally Someone who isn't fan of pancreasnowork bs whining Thank you

[@andyvanmuilekom7390]

Hold up lemme sit down for this one

[@Shane2020xxx]

That’s what Morathi said

[@brainfreezzzze6900]

Id ALSO pick valkia.

[@AsassinoSilenzioso]

I'm gonna graze here until I get my Brass Bull

[@FreedomFighterEx]

Is the Advisor mad? Morathi is immune to being roast. In fact, she does love roasting a little too much. Ask Malekith.

[@technostronso8900]

Manfred has been mentioned many times, isn't it time to roast him?

[@robbindabank9038]

i saw the pinned comment about the big pink lobster being next, but i pray for Kholek

[@elrostar-minyatur9115]

Hurrah! Drukhi roasting is a thing! My hopes for validating a joke of Malekith being self destructive like a stunty are resurged!

[@mr..pleasant9298]

The Troll King listens…

[@niktniewazne]

Morathi is one of these characters that force you to do a double take because of how absurdly evil they are. Also because of how much of their content is about people simping for them. Seriously, why not simp for a girl that's actually capable of having a functional relationship?

[@crocidile90]

Because (more likely than not) they are already taken for that same sane reason

[@niktniewazne]

@@crocidile90 As if that stopped anybody before.

[@TheBayzent]

She did have a functional relationship...with Aenarion. She has been trying to replicate that for over 10K years. Morathi is the Alphaest Widow there is. Her path to evil also makes a lot of sense, she tried to warn Elvenkind about the collapse of the Polar doors and the consequent Chaos invasion and they didm't give a f*ck until it happened, the reason she got taken by Slaaneshi warbands and corrupted was due to her people being uncaring and unwilling to prepare themselves until it was too late, the safest she was is during Aenarion's reign in Nagarythe so it is no wonder she believes dragging Elvenkind into a constant forever war is the only way to make her race safe.

[@berkaltuglu8140]

Slaaneshi cultists approaches

[@Majestic_Pot]

OH DAMN IT! i was hunting for this video since sunday and missed jsut by 15 minutes xD I would get it if not my phone that died :C Well, till the next time! It is fun thou xd

[@paavoautio1974]

Maybe Grom some point. Least he can stand up on business unlike Greasus

[@Shredow2]

Her and malekith’s old lore is basically a cheap hentai plot grafted onto warhammer

[@christianweibrecht6555]

I never knew malekith was ever engaged to be married, never mentioned in the lore videos

[@pascalheinrich3990]

It was with Ariels Sister so a Woodelf that got killed when she traveled to Naggaroth. Morathi Used magic to Trick High Elfs to kill her. Resulted in a lot of Murder Hobo rage on the Woodelf Side and they killed a lot of High Elfs and then go to Morathi. But of course she tricked Ariel somehow and caused more Problems in the world.

[@christianweibrecht6555]

@@pascalheinrich3990 that sounds like one of the many ridiculous events that is destined to be downplayed or retconned

[@pascalheinrich3990]

@@christianweibrecht6555 its a Bit abriged cause saying everything detailed would take to long. But Malekiths Lore and in connection Morathis us a bit messy

[@Warmaster2001]

​@@pascalheinrich3990 it's not. He basically hates her and have a plan to obliterate her once and for all after conquering Ulthuan. Yet I don't understand why he don't do that before even invading. No Morathi no problem.

[@pascalheinrich3990]

@@Warmaster2001 I was refering to their Lore involved in the Endtimes and Age of Shitmar

[@trizick5379]

Nkari next

[@MicahSps]

Ignoring the older lore about her and Malekith... Good call.

[@teclisthefeckless6967]

I am once again asking for my boi Teclis

[@dagatora7062]

Nice

[@martinnolhaf3151]

If simping for Morathi sis wrong, I do not want to be right! Edit: Mannfred is far worse.

[@admirajachas8058]

Maybe now Chaos Dwarfs ?

[@Warmaster2001]

Too late. Nkari is next. Slaaneshfest continues.

[@raw6668]

So, when will you do a Brittonia faction?

[@nou8913]

Nah, I can fix her

[@gamingrambles]

You can try, lol

[@Warmaster2001]

You can't fix her. She will "Fix" you by making her thrall for eternity.

[@flipflopdaysindeed1136]

LOL Good show.

[@matteofalco1035]

Speaking of Kairos. Kairos roast when?

[@EagleScoutBlackBelt586]

I think Malus Darkblade would be a good choice, imagine him getting double-teamed by advisor and Tz’arkan.