If the Advisor was Honest to Settra

[@Dking3078]

What about Arkhan, the Simp of Nagash?

[@gamingrambles]

Looks like Arkhan the black is next

[@hypersummoner9504]

@@gamingrambles tfw I never catch the video 1 milisecond after it's released so I can suggest a character

[@wolffrdu6463]

@@gamingrambles YEA !

[@brangwynthedarkestdeity1210]

@@gamingrambles Well, Arkhan is the only lord actually able to survive after the dwarf update and rule that entire desert​ (dissing to the high queen rn)

[@theimperviousfirecracker7934]

I'm never going to be early enough for one of these.

[@alricmalicorne321]

"Kholek would never put up with that" *Kholek did, in fact, put up with that.*

[@kingsaul754]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!

[@shooey-mcmoss]

**and died**

[@nathanielclaw2841]

Setra is not in the ordertide because he was his own tide.

[@D13G0Z]

The advisor likely read that Settra killed Kholek and was very mad that even Kholek had to put up with that

[@xzardas541]

Setra the non-perishable, opener of the cans, wielder of the can opener, punisher of bacteria...

[@ClovenOnes]

​@Warmaster2001Sigvald is actually entertaining to watch though

[@justwannabehappy6735]

Just one detail ; Nehekhara wasn't a desert back in Settra's time. It became a desert after Nagash poisoned the waters of the vitae river with warpstone. I know that from a geographical point, Nehekhara should've been a desert from the beginning, but that's what the lore says.

[@nagual1992]

He also conquered a lot more than just the regions of Nehekhara.

[@justwannabehappy6735]

@@nagual1992 yeah, but the precise limits of Settra's empire were lost to time. Not even the Priest kings of Nagash's time knew for sure how far it reached.

[@devo342]

@@justwannabehappy6735 it reached the border princes at the bare minimum, which is frankly huge. May or may not have included the lower empire iirc

[@justwannabehappy6735]

@@devo342 If I recall correctly, Ushoran theorized it might have reached around Mourkain. But this was due to the fact the people there knew a bit of Nehekaran, which might have been a result of Kadon being in possession of Nagash's crown prior to him usurping his throne.

[@devo342]

@@justwannabehappy6735 oh no it 100% reached beyond there, are tomb kings in the birder princes at the least.

[@Diresilence]

Settra's best lore, lets face it, is his last. That after getting clapped by Nagash, and getting a power boost... at the point where he was going to win, chaos decided to yell out "Kill him!" And being Settra, rather than doing that (he was going to anyway), his ego comes front and center. Because lets face it, Settra has two hidden titles. Settra lord of egos, and Settra the god damn house cat.

[@Historyfrek4ever]

Fair, but do you really want to do anything those four (five) want you to do?

[@ianferguson6244]

@@Historyfrek4everThe Big 4 (GHR hadn’t ascended yet) offered Settra everything he wanted with no strings attached beyond the word “serve”. One of the Gods accidentally said the word “serve” and Settra told them to go fuck themselves.

[@Diresilence]

@@Historyfrek4ever nope

[@Historyfrek4ever]

@@ianferguson6244 Which kind of proves that there were some strings attached, there always is with chaos. (There might also be with the rest of the gods, ask Gotrek for further information.)

[@ianferguson6244]

@@Historyfrek4ever Eh. Archaeon can more or less do whatever he wants. The Great Horned Rat ascending to becoming the 5th Chaos God is proof of that because there’s no way that the Big 4 wanted a fifth of their territory overrun by rats and GHR needed a pact with Archaeon to do it.

[@droc_plug1691]

definitely reading the subtitle box

[@zackcoggins9752]

Same

[@MagusBunnyMom]

same

[@henrynguyen5343]

same

[@JABN97]

Same

[@daniellison9182]

UNTAXABLE ?? That is going to the book

[@1krani]

But when we going to get the keeper of said book?

[@Fiveisrightout6502]

I mean, he tried his best to avoid death, so why not taxes as well?

[@idontlikerome2744]

Now that i noticed, one of boney titles is just that he doesnt pay taxes.. Fucking Legend

[@SMT-ks8yp]

Techincally he is the one to whom taxes are paid. What's the point of taxing yourself if it will end up in your budget anyway?

[@andylaw3222]

I think it's a Grim Kleaper reference.

[@pucelle3950]

Damn the 'You don't serve anyone and I serve everyone." line actually goes hard.

[@MrJens1990]

We'll not be standing for this Settra-slander. Not even giving the list of titles in full. Outrageous! (Liked and subscribed)

[@irishspartanstudios]

To play devil's advocate, Nagash was-in fact-still the bad guy. Nagash didn't give a damn about anyone, nor did he care about who he hurt. For all his ego, Settra did care much about Nehekara, even if it was for selfish reasons. He genuinely was a really great ruler who cared about his country, he was just a massive asshole along the way. But Nagash was still more of an asshole.

[@MartialArtsForY]

I’m suprised you didn’t bring up how Settra killed Kholok sun eater in the end times

[@flaer5930]

Thats the whole reason why he roasting him

[@gamingrambles]

@@MartialArtsForY I skimmed a lot of his lore and didn’t even notice that 😂

[@nagual1992]

@@gamingrambles Man shouldn't have skimmed. He conquered a lot more than the lands of Nehekhara. He actually only sought a solution to death because he realized dying would mean his endless conquest would cease. He didn't have enough time to take it all.

[@bavettesAstartes]

CA should make a faction for t he advisor already. A faction that you can recruit every unit from every faction, as long as you have diplomatic relations with them

[@PurpleHeartE54]

We already have that thanks to Defensive Alliances lad :)

[@kevinaustin51]

Alternatively a faction that steals lesser versions of faction mechanics.

[@Kelerod]

Changeling’s faction gets discount on ally recruitment. Symbiotic cults mechanic also plays in favor of Advisor

[@DeusExAngelo]

"I have a feeling Nagash was actually a good guy..." Tzeentch must be trolling the advisor, because Nagash's deeds makes Settra look like a saint. Heck, Settra may be a megalomaniac, but when he was fully alive Nehekara was super prosperous. Settra wanted his people to love him as much as fear him. Nagash just wants your bones without any backtalk.

[@flaer5930]

I think it was a joke but if not... Like, he litteraly tried to necromance the whole world into undead.

[@tylertheultimatebadass87]

I was expecting half the video to be The Advisor citing his titles I was not surprised

[@xaldrortenderofthevats8948]

there's a reason i call Settra "the million Coping Titles".

[@lv99nerd35]

The fact that you wrote out some of his titles, then fast forwarded, and added jokes in had me laughing hysterically. I sent this to my friend who mains Settra this is great!

[@atlantiswolf]

I do in fact read the subtitles. Also throwing my hat in for Arkhan the Chad. One of the few Right Hand men in fiction that serves an evil overlord out of genuine loyalty

[@redeyesblackduelist6248]

now where is that lizard

[@Kieferson1]

untaxable because everybody knows that settra dismantled the IRS

[@matrixtrollmarine]

He is the IRS!!

[@Oscar_Lasco]

I thought it was because Setra gets broke at the beginning of the campaign. They can't tax you if there's nothing to tax.

[@kylekonop4801]

You know, with that many titles, it'd be impossible for him to *not* be overrated.

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

Calling Nagash the "good guy" is not something i ever expected to hear. Nice Mod tho.

[@Sigxy]

1:13 Yuppers. Also, that was a dope moment for the advisor at the end. :>

[@MikeTheBretonianGrailKnight]

my goodness a fellow bretonian

[@Sigxy]

@@MikeTheBretonianGrailKnight My goodness a fellow Grail Knight!

[@Eclipsed_Embers]

yes, I read the subtitle box gonna be honest, didn't expect you to type it all up, I expected you to copy-paste it one title at a time to make the boxes. also, to be clear on the scope of Settra's conquests, he did basically conquer what was, at the time for his civilization, the entire known world. Nehekhara is noted as both the first and the largest human empire to have ever existed (which is a rather stark contrast to it being smaller than the Empire and Cathay, and Cathay is noted as being the current largest empire). at its peak (under Settra's rule) it covered the entirety of the Southlands, the Badlands, the Border Principalities, Tilea, Estalia, at least a bit of Brettonia (at least far enough north to border Athel Loren), the World's Edge Mountains (I guess the Dwarfs were content to just stay underground), the Darklands (and Chaos Dwarfs were already a thing by this point so something must've happened there), and it at least partially stretched into the area that would become the Empire (to be specific it definitely stretched into the region that became Sylvania). those mountains that Settra stood on and despaired weren't the World's Edge Mountains, they were the Black Mountains, on the southern border of the Empire. they declined somewhat over the course of the 2 dynasties that came after Settra's death, and then Nagash happened. then there were 4 more dynasties of very slow rebuilding before Nagash happened again. then the Skaven of all factions actually ended up saving the world by orchestrating Nagash's assassination but by this point Nehekhara was entirely undead living within the relatively small region now known as The Land of the Dead. part of Settra's problem now that stops him from reclaiming everything is that he's got a limited army of undead and doesn't exactly have a crowd of Necromancers to raise more. the Mortuary Cult can keep on recycling the souls to put them back into the same bodies over and over but once the body is beyond repair that soldier is essentially gone for good, those animated constructs (which I'm pretty sure also pull from the same limited pool of souls) are pretty much the only way to fill in for lost numbers. it's a rather odd case where his undead army is actually *less* expendable than his old living army was. it doesn't help that other factions had around 850 years of building up and technological progress between Settra dying and Settra returning. he was also put back a bit by the fact that he was actually the last Tomb King to be revived, because the magical protection of his own tomb prevented Nagash from reviving him in the same way he revived all the others. even after Khatep (who isn't actually undead, just very very old) broke all the seals and revived Settra he found himself immediately in a civil war with all of his various successors that had been awakened by Nagash and had already started building their forces into separate factions. as for why Settra doesn't seem to do much besides chase after thieves and tomb raiders, immortality seems to have given him a degree of patience he lacked in life. the only time where he seems to feel the need to rush things is to pursue living people that he feels have wronged him, because he can't punish them if they die of old age first. the job of restoring Nehekhara to its former glory has actually been assigned to Khatep, where a full restoration to Nehekhara's golden age (how it was during Settra's original rule) is the condition for him to return from his banishment. also Nehekhara wasn't a desert when Settra conquered it, it was actually a fertile and verdant paradise. then Nagash happened. twice. Nagash is the reason it's now a barren wasteland inhabited only by undead. part of Khatep's job is to fix this too.

[@Hawkens4k]

Settra would be a terrible waiter. cause he would not serve you food/drinks.

[@Istrino]

As answer to a certain question, yes, for sure read the subtitle box. Awesome vid!

[@estebanlohezic9893]

If you slow down the vid at the part for 5x speed, he is still reading the titles. Now that's commitment to the bit 😂

[@pappap8296]

The Liber Bubonicus Predicts next video is skrolk.

[@Momo_oo7]

I can't find that damn lizard did he actually go fully invisible

[@gamingrambles]

@@Momo_oo7 shit…dude I forgot again…

[@theultimatederp3288]

Eh, he is probably peeping on Vlad and Isabella again.

[@Momo_oo7]

@@theultimatederp3288 SWIFTLY QUICKLY

[@Majestic_Pot]

@@gamingrambles I started suspecting something has gone wrong, I even thought that Kairos "distorting" some time would carry him but no...R.I.P. Gekooo

[@BlackPsionic]

Damn right I read the subtitles. People hide funny stuff in there sometimes.

[@CStone-xn4oy]

Why is it impossible to finish a game of Volleyball with Settra? Because Settra does not serve. Ha I am so clever, nobody has ever thought of that joke before. 😁

[@LAZERAK47V2]

Asking an immortal, undead being "when will the time be right?" is an exercise in futility, considering the passage of time means literally nothing to them. Or so I've been told.

[@The-emperor-ofmankind]

Here’s a list of some of settra titles Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

[@christianweibrecht6555]

Settra = proof that immortality would be pursued and abused by the worst people

[@matrixtrollmarine]

Until nagash comes along that is..

[@babesinclair]

You Rule!!!........cuz......... This video is a slam dunk!

[@fornogoodreason551]

im legit proud he began to do the titles you earned this like

[@Kieferson1]

when you have finnally done every lord you should staple them all together into 1 massive marathon of roasts

[@gamingrambles]

I probably will 😂

[@ZanTheFox]

I can only imagine our little lizard boy falling asleep on a pyramid while the advisor continues on with the titles

[@MatejAnetta]

Gaming Rambles: "Let me know, if y'all actually read these subtitles" Me: "IT'S A LAW!"

[@medicyukisuna]

Rambling advisor slowly but surely powering up...

[@SMT-ks8yp]

Yeah, writers can't handle Settra. He somehow has very poor anger management and at the same time is just short of not dying because he decided it like lord Kroak. He doesn't need to sleep unlike other tomb kings and still barely does anything for 3000 years. He started a golden age and he's also your average evil tyrant, basically Nagash but not so overpowered he must be killed ASAP to not ruin the setting. And finally, there is not enough attention paid to the fact that Settra restored a religion, then turned it upside down and everybody just went with that including the gods themselves. Settra is very underrated as a politician.

[@1ManRandom]

I do read the subtitles, actually. I usually watch stuff like this with one earphone in, so they’re helpful if I miss something.

[@TrollinGear]

Haha I had to go back to read that hidden note during his essay of name

[@MalkolAlbar]

I did indeed read the subtitles. So did many others, it seems.

[@TheOneBearded]

I read these subtitles fam. I appreciate you.

[@Raffinari]

Full time job part hit and I knew my man had his priorities straight

[@Olav_Hansen]

Settra just got served

[@ornu01]

I only play as Arkhan, man might be crazy but he's the only tomb king with loyalty.

[@NewGuy2534]

I honestly thought it was just going to be a video going over Settra’s many titles.

[@theeternalchronicler3072]

That ending might be the ultimate disrespect

[@HORDEchannel]

Yes, I do read those subtitles

[@zsombox4389]

i hate sand, its coarse and rought and it gets everywhere, it even got into the video and removed oxyotl from it

[@gamingrambles]

sorry...

[@zsombox4389]

@@gamingrambles ngl i couldnt have found a place to put oxyotl where he wouldnt have been piss easy to find either, take care man

[@beebco]

Of course I read the subtitles !

[@Nightbanekaizer]

I have read the subtitles. YOU HAVE NOT WRITTEN ENOUGH!

[@legate6680]

I always read the subtitle box. It helps as english isn't my first language.

[@x0lopossum]

"Bury your head in the sands, but know that the dessert is mine." -Settra the Imperishable

[@mistercrumbling1694]

Settra the impervious To criticism.

[@beardman1811]

to answer your question, yes, I did read the subtitles.

[@Paludion]

After getting his ass kicked so many times for daring to speak the truth, it's nice to see the Advisor came up with a solution to depart in peace. ^^

[@CurtCobrak]

You're damn right I read them. Also let's see the Hobo King, Belegar!

[@darrkhunter96]

We do, indeed, read the subtitle box.

[@lordmontymord8701]

Settra couldn't be anything else than the leader of an undead faction. His followers might not survive all his titles recited in full length anyway.

[@felipeschmoellerSCJ]

If the Advisor was honest to himself ...

[@AThousandSons1]

Always be reading for the hidden jokes jutsu

[@Emanon...]

These are great. Subbed!

[@gamingrambles]

Glad you like them!

[@Karll8m]

I love the grim kleaper reference with "the untaxable"

[@Michael-bb1cw]

Settra does not serve… the IRS!

[@LilyMac049]

I did actually read the subtitles that Easter egg is hilarious

[@54lolman]

Yes I do read the subtitles good sir!

[@Darkwater1886]

You did indeed show up Saturday

[@emanflores8983]

that explains the length of the video

[@extaslash7077]

Subtitle Box is the true imperishable

[@goblindvd]

I actually was reading and listening to all those titles. I think I heard 42 titles in the video

[@wolffrdu6463]

nice, using the light lore because the advisor was part of the light imperial college

[@Michael-bb1cw]

Settra the Untaxable, He Who Dismantled The IRS With Necromancy

[@schmoorfderschmied1763]

I do nothing besides reading the subtitles.

[@raphaelfaria6004]

Yes, we do in fact read the subtitles.

[@elrostar-minyatur9115]

Yes. We read the subtitles

[@Vismark1171]

Settra "King of Kings" . People of Altdorf "We got a Emperor" 😆

[@gilliam8897]

I infact do read the subtitles

[@nora6611]

I do read the subtitles, and that was funny putting that in at 1:13

[@gravity-san9781]

the fact that his start next to Skarbrand who take skull for Khorne. And Settra is literally just skull and bones 💀

[@Hydus]

1:13 yes we do read them tyty

[@Ron_Jambo_]

Just realized but promoting the "Return KZbin Dislike" extension in the video's description is an absolute chad move ^^

[@HEO5576]

yes i do very much read the funny box in the corner

[@cartoonthetoon.2724]

Dude I i cant believe you actually read all those titiles. Hats off to you

[@viewingstuf5782]

Yes, I read those subtitles.

[@remipoujoulat7759]

Yes I do read the subtitles

[@ryanrockstar16]

Yes I almost certainly do read the subtitles

[@uuddlrlrbas9904]

I was reading the subtitles, caught that Ptra/tut bit

[@_d--]

Yes we do read all the subtitles

[@regiliok]

we read it alright atleast i do

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

surely both zhukov and settra earned their medals/titles

[@thehermit8723]

Yes we did

[@sonofangron2969]

Finally someone gave Settra the talking-down he so desperately needed. His ego is so overinflated, Cathay could use it as a Sky Junk…

[@Ravenblues]

Malekith, king of naggarond, Prince of nagarynth, the destroyer, true heir of aneryon, chosen of khaine, the witch king

[@vcrypt8048]

Nagash getting his shit rocked will never not be funny

[@Patrioticpawn]

Subscribed because of the titles sequence

[@perturabo7825]

Advisor is just salty Settra killed is favorite lord in the lore.

[@MichaelScheiter]

Genuinely can't wait for the unholy glazing that will be the kholek video.