If the Cowboys Season Was Scripted

The Dallas Cowboys haven't been to a Super Bowl or NFC Championship Game in over 20 years...Here's why.
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[@rue8929]

Shout out to Papa Grossi for channeling his real pain as a Cowboys fan to make this skit extra hilarious. Is it selfish to hope for one of these for every NFL team?

[@ramblingdad7764]

Its possible that's what he makes during the offseason.

[@RictuSlayer]

@@ramblingdad7764 hoping so lol

[@StarGaleSky7]

No. (wants one for the broncos, raiders and jaguars.)

[@BigFamilyBBQ]

As a cowboys fan I'm here for this. I'd like to see the patriots next.

[@Kssksksjejejejsnsnsnsjsjzjzju]

@@StarGaleSky7 I want a broncos one

[@cypal]

OMG, Script Writer asking if it's 2024... this aged perfectly.

[@aintwritebacktho]

“They put his head in a jar and he still runs the team” 😂

[@Shadow_wo1f05]

I got that reference lol

[@ethanmarquardt2760]

So futurama was right

[@samuellanghus1455]

@@ethanmarquardt2760 Also Pinky and the Brain.

[@zanysnazz1275]

Now I am picturing Jerry Jones in the head museum from Futurama.

[@DaniloOliveira36]

@@samuellanghus1455 I would say Streets of Rage 3.

[@arpenate3878]

“I had the Bills lose 4 super bowls in a row” Now we know who’s responsible for that 😂

[@Wraithfighter]

Thought it was Cigarette Smoking Man...

[@PuffleFuzz]

I wasn’t even born yet and it hurt.

[@roguekoala71]

😂😂

[@sprawlz6466]

I honestly think out of all the fan bases, being a Bills fan is the toughest. No Super Bowls, 17 year playoff drought, wide right, music city miracle, 13 seconds, getting molested by tigers in the snow, the list goes on

[@MythTheFan]

@@sprawlz6466 hold on that list one seems a little out of context…I get what you mean but…that sounds like a R18 video the last one 😂

[@conman1495]

OMG, Papa Grossi waited for 20 years. Never laughed that hard.

[@enriquemoranmartunez6736]

Papa Grossi is a star too. This one got me too.

[@theskicker8856]

1000th like!

[@Jon_the_Wizard]

“Mike McCarthy’s been the head coach for the last 22 years!” A fate worse than death.

[@bradyisgod]

maybe if he can tell time he'll do better

[@VkmSpouge]

Bringing in Papa Grossi had me burst out with laughter.

[@justinvanveenar2953]

I just rewatched this and was like WTF lmaooo 😂😂 That’s a dedicated Fan FR

[@Sammy50599]

0:45 Tom knew all along

[@thecrowpit24]

"They put his head in a jar and he still runs the team." I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Jerry Jones: Write that down.

[@fuzzbucketmagoo]

Tom is the only one who can make me almost feel bad for the cowboys 😂

[@O-D-X]

ALMOST ... NAH!

[@AndrewMartinez1776Redux]

Not me. F*ck the cowgirls!

[@doug_man_x]

I'd say the same but I never feel bad

[@bigdawg12z]

@@doug_man_x nobody cares

[@somehistorynerd]

Not even close

[@katemeany6674]

This had me crackling! Papa Grossi was an amazing addition. This is just brilliant!!

[@WFM]

More of these please this is perfect offseason material 😂

[@diogorego4675]

Amén

[@Craiguuu]

Exactlyyyy!!!

[@lordpeonix]

Actually though

[@mokedane]

Yes please keep doing this

[@itsmanalo]

Not even the off-season yet

[@deanbryant9679]

This is quickly becoming my favorite series!

[@arpenate3878]

Same 😂

[@daveisabeastly2024]

Let’s all thank Arian foster for that

[@CRMdrifter]

@@daveisabeastly2024 Yup.

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

There's endless potential for the script writing saga.

[@mightguy123456]

Papa Grossi is hilarious. “They put his head in a jar and he still runs the team” lol. I’m dead!

[@wittylibrarian]

Don't laugh. Jerry Jones will waste millions prolonging his life to condemn Cowboys fans with his ownership style for ALL TIME.

[@crh18]

was that a Futurama reference??

[@sebastiantigreros1536]

The fact that even the players in the pro-bowl were joking about "the script" makes this whole situation a lot funnier 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@20thCenturyManTrad]

2024 called Tom and they blew it against the Packers!

[@ST0NE_206]

do this for every team please, this content is golden lmao edit: bringing Papa Grossi in on this was an outstanding move 👍🏻

[@davidpfeffer1525]

Kraken beat the Bruins in the Cup, the Mariners win the Series, and the Seahawks win the Superbowl this coming year! Year of Seattle!!!!

[@davidpfeffer1525]

Please. We've had enough disappointment (Super Bowl vs. the Steelers, Kraken's first season, Mariners' entire existence.) Give us some joy, PLEASE!

[@demoniclily1892]

Saints Hurricane Katrina Super Bowl Bountygate Beast quake That 49er play off game Minneapolis miracle The no call If anyone has a script it’s the saints!

[@TBone-bz9mp]

Oh I'm living for the Falcons one... I don't care its still awful and hilarious at the same time.

[@nin_h_4174]

@@demoniclily1892 Don't forget the 2003 Saints vs Jaguars game

[@robbiesmith8653]

I literally laughed out loud when I saw your dad. Great job Tom!

[@kenbrown438]

@robbiesmith8653 @Tom_grossi & @Papa Grossi :::: I couldn't tell at first who that was !!!! I really thought it was Tom in costume !!!! Then , "like" a bolt from the blue , I could see it was Papa !!!! Sooooooo , friken fraken funny !!!!

[@kelowatt]

I'm going to need the script writer to find the paper with the Bills super bowl win. Our script writer really went off this year but the ending was disappointing. Also Jerry Jones head in a jar made me cackle 😂

[@thenumberquelve158]

My God, this madlad's actually starting to do it. He heard the cheering and clamoring for each team's reaction to the Script Writer, and within a single day, the (potential) marathon begins. I really ought to borrow some of your work ethic. The fact that the content is super funny as always is the icing on the cake.

[@Edward_Nebiolo]

Well Tom did have something for the Cowboys in 2024

[@Simbaforlife]

The pain in Papa Grossi’s voice😂😂😂

[@unc54]

Tom you struck gold with this new series

[@TopRanky]

“What happens in 2024?” 27-0 happens…

[@Toastypanda18]

I had no idea Papa would be in this until I saw his gleefully sad mug on the screen. Genuine reactions and he really showed where Tom gets his acting chops. Tragedy+Time=Comedy for everyone who isn’t a Cowboys fan

[@jespine6762]

tom low key predicting CJ Stroud with that throwaway texans line..

[@Emperor_Toxatine]

I will watch these every year for every team in the off-season it's perfect material for then

[@stevecookson3201]

Oh man...The "scripted" themed ones are some of your best work. Fantastic! Go Go Grossi...keep it up.

[@MVM28]

Bills: We'll win a Super Bowl eventually right? Script Writer: Sorry I probably misplaced it wide right of the pile and into the garbage

[@uflstallions_dynasty]

As a Bills fan, I have to acknowledge that as a good joke

[@fuhbox]

Well the script said they’d win, but Gabe Davis ran the wrong route

[@cmorris9494]

This comment aged well

[@A1cPO]

Would love to see the Sean Payton era saints. I need answers for all the miraculous losses post 2009 lol. Love ya Grossi all the way from Nawlins.

[@mogumogu1601]

"What happens in 2024?" Haha, yeah. About that.

[@shadowflamegaming5598]

These are awesome, definitely making my offseason so much better and infinitely more entertaining than the pro bowl.

[@v0s954]

PAPA GROSSI! HE DID SO GOOD!

[@cadensunila]

This new series is so hilarious 😂

[@JerryX.]

Loving these right now.

[@cassesvultus43]

I love this premise. He said in the first one that the Lions would be too depressing, but I'd still like to see him try.

[@thebigdeitz2535]

This is one of my new favorite videos of yours. Your scriptwriting in these vids is a hell of a lot better than the NFL’s that’s for sure

[@Doommaster677]

Grossi you madlad, this could easily be a new series. Stellar work as always

[@dino_boy_4259]

PLEASE DO THIS FOR EVERY TEAM 😂😊

[@fantastixfilms5372]

Forreal he needs to! Jets next

[@Czestoamas]

@@fantastixfilms5372YES!!! AS A FELLOW JETS FAN I NEED A INDIVIDUAL ONE WITH SPRINGSTEEN

[@noahgauthier8316]

Looking forward to the rest of this series

[@kt-4383]

I love the Papa Grossi cameo! I was 😂 the entire time. I am enjoying the new character; script writer.

[@arpenate3878]

Do more Tom this is good so far 😂

[@Idontknow-ni2zt]

Thanks for doing this again

[@JB13760]

For Papa Grossi! Great new content to your channel! Keep up the good work!

[@TomGrossiComedy]

Thank you!

[@curtishufford1088]

His plea for a win was heartbreaking. Hilarious. Keep it up my dude

[@Ben_R.]

Loved it Tom, as always you kill it with these videos

[@TheEmoCat]

i just finished the other script video… perfect timing

[@oli_parker04]

Papa grossi we need more of him

[@Bassboy1987]

This has become my new favorite series and I've been watching Tom way before he hit 100,000 subs!

[@HonoYoRu_]

Papa grossi!!! Shout out to my favorite Cowboy fan!

[@pschighlights]

This is one of the best ones yet 😂😂

[@Galaxyoshi]

I hope you do this with all the nfl teams

[@shadowflamegaming5598]

The Papa Grossi cameo!!!! You love to see it!

[@SagaFraga]

This is a great series! Now we need the Lions. That’s just waiting to be made. You could do a Timelapse set to in the hall of the mountain king for every year with the buildup being 0-16.

[@johnclements5277]

Yes please, these are GOLD

[@Phil152-cw3uy]

(0:45) - this aged so beautifully. Thank you Tom for seeing into the future!

[@medizinee]

Lets gooo! Hope you make this for every team, it's really fun to watch!

[@comic-nick]

Tom you've struck gold with this series, bud!

[@lucasfoster5450]

This video has aged like wine. The 2024 comment was perfect.

[@TBMike]

Love it when papa Grossi makes an appearance

[@chaserwing2693]

YES TOM THANK YOU! KEEP MAKING THESE!!!!! THESE ARE AMAZING! can you make em as long as the last one? and do one for every team?

[@MWHJ195]

Thank you for making this a series.

[@DeadRabitt77]

Tom the joke about the 2024 off season and now given the devastating loss last night to the packers and potential of all the moves...not to mention the joke about the Texans winning more than them..Tom really is the script writer!

[@Kristina-mm9ih]

Oh my, I am addicted to these scripts! I think they should be like Brady and just keep going and going! More please!!

[@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607]

Wait is Tom going to do this for everyone, oh boy this should be fun

[@X525Crossfire]

A Papa Grossi appearance in a skit?! LFFG

[@dougyoung8733]

This is gold Tom! This series is going to give you tons of contents and ideas to work with 💯💯

[@suiko2fan2]

This is becoming 1 of my fav skits now.

[@rayguerra6460]

I feel your pain, Papa Grossi. That time skip was epic thou.

[@alexamerling79]

You will never be short on content Tom. Love it :)

[@stoned2dabone146]

Man that was pure catharsis for Papa Grossi 😭 you can't fake that pain

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your video, Tom, and can you do all 32 teams

[@KingRussell]

Thank you For all of your Hilarious and Amazing Videos 💯❤

[@kratoscallofduty]

As an Eagles' fan, this is one of the best videos you've ever made. Thank you, Tom.

[@aldolibreri791]

Love how this Implies that the script writer is immortal.

[@ang.856]

Thank you Tom we really need this every team

[@chrisuncleahmad]

“Brady invited me over for his retirement party”

[@mitchoo2211]

I'm not even a Cowboys fan but even I couldn't wish this upon them 😆

[@stephenaulds2276]

When I saw this I went and showed it to my grandpa who is a cowboys fan and he was laughing his head off. I would like to see one for the lions could show some real pain there.

[@drydragonfruit]

I need more of these tom, these are great

[@bushbakedboarder420]

We gotta talk about how Tom don’t miss. 🔥

[@FunnyShortsandVids]

This is a really good series! Can you do the Bengals next?

[@nightmare348]

You could really hear the pain in Papa Grossi's voice

[@andrewreynolds3821]

LOL'd when Papa showed up. Brilliant!

[@YankeesFan0620]

These are fantastic videos. As a fan since 1997, I still have faith and hope to see the Cowboys in the Super Bowl again

[@josiahwilkin]

Best video you’ve ever done, love the papa grossi cameo!!! Well done, can’t wait for the next one!!!

[@j.mieses8139]

This is Gold! Well done.. Keep'em coming!

[@mistertaz94]

As an Eagles fan Papa Grossi is the one and ONLY Dallas fan I will ever respect.

[@metalmaniac1244]

There's not one scumbag Eagles fan I respect.

[@corbinfritch868]

Guys I think we might be getting one for every team!!!

[@joshmartin5575]

I love this new series! Keep em up tom. I love it

[@sonyfan89]

This video is hilarious please keep making more of this

[@fantomfanatic18]

This was amazing!!😂😂 can’t wait to see the Bengals scripted season!!

[@gagesteinmeyer4782]

Please keep making these script videos they are too funny

[@brandoncheever1897]

Thanks for the quickshot on the Bills Tom

[@mazda7873]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF these (sorry I enjoy them)

[@elijahcarter1448]

Nice futurama reference

[@neakapla]

Mike McCarthy being the coach for 20 years... As a Giant fan, I hope this video manifests that as reality. Good job man, I look forward to your videos!

[@nuke931]

the cowboys and eagles will still own the giants by then so shrug

[@nuke931]

🤷‍♂️

[@lukegto]

this is now my favorite football content ever, great idea with the first one, but even better execution with this hypothetical. cheers Tom

[@dylanmacdonald7221]

Love it! These videos cheer me up!

[@yourfavoriteravensfan]

"i know ray lewis and he owes me a favor for those two super bowls" best part