If you could get a girlfriend with parent logic

[@lilietto1]

Her face when she said "a visibly hot girl" was gold lol

[@MelonMemies]

*Melon*

[@darkscythe3874]

@@MelonMemiesit’s a watermelooooone

[@Robert-jv5cg]

​@@darkscythe3874😂

[@acelilumelody4445]

Yeah my favourite bit 😂 especially as hes way better looking than she is

[@mojojojoasdfg1183]

​@@acelilumelody4445 nah

[@malekomairat6093]

These "parent logic" skits are spot on! 😂 Hilarious

[@MelonMemies]

*Melon*

[@adidaniel2975]

Melon Melon !!

[@Tboi778]

🍉

[@lisamenezies]

Fr

[@FeminineLogos]

Idk if this is satire and probably is but the guy is hotter than her, he just made him look weird like he’s 8/10, she’s 6,5/10

[@kimichan5]

I love the 3rd grade school pictures pose when he said “I’m handsome” 😂 gold

[@user-oi7hj4go5i]

jackals always eat the best grapes.

[@juangabrielsaizvarona332]

"Not only is your persistence not creepy, but it shows how much you care about me".😂

[@mimimamoru1.052]

"I'm handsome" "You are?"💀

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Aren't they both 8s?

[@RotLordSilver]

@@FlatOnHisFacenah they both 4s at best💀

[@DM-nw5lu]

@@FlatOnHisFace She definitely puts far more effort into her appearance. His fit is... questionable at best. Their appearance besides that is a question of taste. I find her more attractive but that's probably because he's simply not my type.

[@zBorderPatrol]

​@@DM-nw5luIf makeup didn't exist, things would be different.

[@angelalberto4371]

@@zBorderPatrol Bro Knows

[@kennylay2849]

Not willing to take no for an answer 💀

[@MelonMemies]

*Melon*

[@Fire_Jacket]

🔥

[@HarryBolsak]

Yeah some of the stories boomers have of waging a war of attrition on their crush until she finally caved and said yes are crazy in today's standards

[@Planeet-Long]

That Enron profile picture. 🪦

[@___________0Z0X]

@@HarryBolsak what stories? I need examples… for research purposes.

[@kshietijdas5241]

"I do a 9 to 5 job" had me laughing 😂

[@Anonymous-tw1qy]

Mr Rizzler is taking notes on this one

[@williamhartig9904]

I never take no for an answer. On an unrelated note I have several restraining orders against me.

[@Ime_Prezime]

You mean rizzstraining orders, right? 😎👉👉

[@bejnaduran4899]

im literally shocked! u literally show people how much u care about them (with persistance that is not creepy) and ppl call the cops on you? you need to remove those toxic people from your life

[@TheFlowerQueen]

Your mom must be proud 😢

[@Fodkdj]

@@bejnaduran4899no, they’re playing hard to get

[@Dawgslings]

@@bejnaduran4899whoosh

[@cheesus7672]

"And baby what am I supposedto say, I clear the dishes immediately."

[@MelonMemies]

*Melon*

[@evieblue959]

Now that’s attractive

[@UnbreakingSOUL]

Is that AI?

[@justsomenobody889]

I am the MOST attracted to guys that do normal chores without waiting until the health department is called on their house, or without acting like they deserve a gold star 👍

[@grasstoucher139]

Now that's attractive

[@chriskalantzis7429]

Beyond jokes, this is what worked for me, most of the times. Pure confidence and a little weirdness too 😂

[@theeclectic2919]

Grandfather here. Here's how to get a girlfriend.... talk to girls. Lots of them. IN PERSON! And then, after you've talked to them, talk to more of them. IN PERSON! Repeat.

[@Epyxoid]

So simple, yet so difficult.

[@theeclectic2919]

@@Epyxoid That's true. But when you're talking to the little people (women) you have to consider the fact that your interaction with them ultimately has no meaning in the whole scheme of things on this planet. She's just a girl. She's not your boss, your mother, your sister, and probably not your future wife. Chatting her up is easier if you care less about the outcome.

[@CasshernSinz1613]

​@theeclectic2919 it's honestly very true. You'll also naturally come off more relaxed that way and will, ironically, be more attractive to girls when you are. Girls have a strange 6th sense about picking up small cues from guys. They can tell when a guy is faking it or anxious and it's usually a turn off. Girls like guys who are comfortable with themselves and secure (for the most part)

[@PeterKnagge]

Welcome to hook up culture pops, technology & toxic capitalism killed romance and turned it into the Brave New World...

[@alexosow]

Thank you grandpa haha wish my relatives helped me with dating

[@LorenzoNivellini-wz6wh]

This is LITERALLY how my dad and grandma told me to get a GF. LMAO.

[@peepeefrog_]

How did the dad get your mom? yikes

[@andonir.6320]

I guess life was simpler back then..

[@arpan9937]

Oh no you didn't do that 😂😂

[@anderstermansen130]

As if you just can walk up to a woman and talk to her, like shes a human😂

[@cagtbd]

​@@andonir.6320 to be fair, it was. Here in Mexico my grand father was nursed by my grandma and he requested to be married to her and that's it. Now you have to see if she's feminist and can take care of the household or has a job.

[@wabadabadabdab1045]

"I learned that from the leading expert in modern dating, my mom" 😂😂😂

[@hinoron6528]

Mom's favourite line in the whole skit.

[@royallunala976]

Bro pulled a yo mama joke on himself!

[@alessandrakalini]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[@enigmaoftheechidna6279]

Muscle man about to die for copyright

[@lincolnmutibura2909]

​@@enigmaoftheechidna6279fr

[@ashwinsundar8888]

Alarm goes off..... Oh my god that's a nice dream....please make it real 😂😂😂

[@narasimhaniyer6990]

They're really both great actors.Loved this skit so much 😄

[@Realeas]

"Highly successful too" All the minimum wage workers:👁️👄👁️

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

Me making $1 over minimum wage. I guess I'm just streets ahead of the comments section here.

[@pent2]

​@@worfsonofmogh1154If she asks how much you make she's definitely streets behind.

[@nomos_lol]

Remember he is making $200 thousand a year because he went straight to the CEO and asked for a job.

[@Wassermelonenkatzeder8]

Nah minimum age💀

[@lupusreginabeta3318]

Nah bro didn’t say minimum age😬😅 Bro supports child labor👶

[@user-pn4dy7qv8y]

this hits like an ai generated script

[@electricpaisy6045]

Mayba moms where the inspiration for Ais

[@davidw.]

Moms are probably the easiest demographic to train AI on. 😂

[@shanmukhsrikar]

Man this really looks like a commercial

[@aleena2391]

You know what. I want a piece of that action. Stability, sincerity, honesty, and well reasoned logic. What more could a girl want.

[@user-sm8wo3dj5z]

They are NEVER satisfied so dont bother...

[@24thMandark]

Failed to understand instructions, now I've been pepper sprayed and I'm sitting in the back of a police cruiser.

[@MN-zh2vd]

Did you stay 20 ft away like our guy in the skit? Pepper spray only goes 10 ish ft. Important detail. 😂

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

at least you still got your cellphone

[@peteremmanuelkitsamba4867]

@@MN-zh2vd 🤣🤣🤣how did I almost miss this comment?

[@Icommentstuff2]

better call Saul.

[@ayouxy]

Tell them your grandpa is a high ranking police officer (don't tell them he's retired) and they'll bring you back

[@LupoTosk96]

"Just be yourself" Mom you need to understand being myself is the primary cause for most of my problems 😂

[@persona3rulez]

But seriously though. You're either yourself or you're changing. Can't try to be somebody else in dating.

[@arnavparihar3137]

Don't ever change yourself for others , change yourself from the past you . Have a good day

[@RaptorFromWeegee]

They always told me, "Well son, faint heart never won fair lady". ...But neither did recklessly confident heart.

[@persona3rulez]

@@RaptorFromWeegee naaaah, recklessly confident once get love indeed. They're either attractive, rich, too scary to say "no" or they're just not from US and don't have as much trouble speaking with strangers

[@turnipsociety706]

​@arnavparihar3137 being yourself literally means nothing. You cannot be another person, even if you are trying hard to

[@DiyaDas-ng3be]

"I have a 9 to 5 job" "Wow so you're very successful" "At McDonald's" 💀💀💀

[@getitdone6316]

I mean, he is Superman.

[@ajmacphoto]

If he is he is disguising it so well. Everyone knows Superman doesn’t wear glasses!

[@editor8627]

I prefer the tactic of 'I have 50 trillion power in rise of kingdoms'

[@eddusii]

Oh that one work believe me I saw it on tv

[@claudiarizzo571]

😂😂😂😂 underrated comment

[@Truth_Exists]

rookie numbers...

[@SK8.Wizard.735HK]

Bro You are pro😂😂😂

[@Yes-fuckyouyoutube]

50 trillion power? I have 500 yestillion power in rise of kingdoms (I made yestillion up btw)

[@sabusiswandlela6964]

''And then the alarm goes off ⏰️ '' 💀.

[@Adidas8416]

Bro sounds like he's in Shark Tank😂

[@Nolan_Rogers]

Bro has the Han Solo fit

[@MelonMemies]

*Melon*

[@peachcobblers]

lmaoo

[@kyonkyon9950]

That's the difference between him and everyone who failed.

[@SSJimikiPonnu]

Except he isn't close to Harrison Ford

[@patrickarky116]

Nah, with his game he'll be known as 'Hand Solo'!!!!!!!!!!!

[@joshuafair1793]

Ironically, saying “my mom told me to be brave and ask you out” would probably work on a lot of people

[@hysteriasfire]

At least for the first date 😂

[@fabian-mihaistefan5369]

I think it depends on the girl and how you say it but yeah it could be funny enough to strike a conversation

[@DM-nw5lu]

Depends on how old you are..

[@hysteriasfire]

@@DM-nw5lu I mean kind of. The older you are the more funny you could make it. The younger you are the less likely someone would understand that it's a joke

[@ronzloof]

My mom passed away and if i was single i would have tried it just to see her reaction when she finds out 😂.

[@therealist4680]

Shout out told all the mommas out there😂

[@dangthinh90]

Her sound of speaking “Yes” is music to my ears ❤️

[@debayanganguly1452]

bro's not only content machine, but also a rizz machine

[@7piecebucket]

Thanks, Mom! 😉

[@gabrielleroux2333]

Whut ?

[@7piecebucket]

@@gabrielleroux2333 "I learned that from the leading expert in modern dating, my mom." Admittedly, when I came back and reread my response, I was just as confused as you were.."What was I thinking? Oh, yeah."

[@gabrielleroux2333]

@@7piecebucket well, I was replying to the original comment , not yours , but okay

[@debayanganguly1452]

@@gabrielleroux2333 i said that bro rizzes up girls so easily. thats why he is the rizz machine.

[@ktsalsa8223]

Him: "I'm handsome" Her: "You are?" 😂

[@Jeremias-999]

She was like: - Well..if you actually believe in that ,ok them 😅

[@Nick-nu1lp]

She's basic also

[@victornwokedi6073]

"Hot girl" got me😂😂

[@MrZrzach]

I wanna see the failure version when all this logic is applied and it doesn’t go well 😂😂

[@bellagillespie-cuesta31]

I love the sarcasm in this. Even though it’s overdramatized it still works and is still very funny

[@cedricdellafaille1361]

its funny because its true! the famous quotes women say : just be yourself! actually you shouldnt be just yourself as a man, women try to pick the best for herself in the area and being yourself wont show the best of you its deceiving but if you dont do it, other men will. "im the most handsome men" in a way it is true that women would shittest you, but funny enough you can convince even if ur ugly that ur special as a man, you have this "aura" that is if you can hold it and not break as a man. eventually she will think there is something special about you. so in a way, yes self esteem is a thing persistance is creepy, but its womaneze for im not interested in you, to be fair many women tend to change their opinion on the stalker after a while because he is determined and woman want a safety and stable man and relationship, he is definately showing he wants you and it gives a sort of insurance to the woman for a stable relationship. "you are a mid guy, and im a hot girl" happens a lot, women ego's a bloated thinking they are hotter than they actually are. instagram and cheap SX with hot men that would date any girl but no relationship inflates their ego thinking they are as hot as the guy. its unfortunate that social media has put this toxicity into the society but it is what it is

[@josip342]

Thank you for explaining how humor works

[@trigcat3107]

>it still works I hope you're a female because for men, it'd end up real bad, not just rejection but you'd be laughed at, get called cops on you. For females everything is easy because they don't pursue and ask any man out

[@bejnaduran4899]

such a natural conversation that you would see in real life!

[@NonoNana-et9we]

Yeah I like it as a woman. To the point and realistic

[@trigcat3107]

​@@NonoNana-et9we You like it because its a youtube shorts, don't act like you'd appreciate such dudes irl

[@NonoNana-et9we]

@@trigcat3107 what? Oh my. I am a regular girl. And the video is the fact in reality lol 😅 i don't wanna be rude to my exes but 3 all my exes are below my leg but still I got cheated with 2 of them. And yeah character and loyalty is the important for a peace future in the house, all the matters is "he is trustable and responsible." done.

[@swurvling]

I love your videos! They are incredibly well selected, thought out, and most of all, funny as hell! Please don't stop making those ❤

[@s3c3r]

“I’m the most handsome young man in the world” -Grandma

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

Ain’t no way mom taught you “don’t take no for an answer.”

[@ThisIsKayce]

🤣🤣🤣

[@painlesskun3959]

She has seen stuff 💀

[@Smotezz]

It's a saying not actually meaning It lol.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michellefulbright5376]

I had to listen twice to get it... Thanks Mom! So cute!

[@Shadowboost]

Always inside

[@blaeckingceorl4161]

"I'm just being myself" Love this part😅

[@JoshuaAfenyo]

The sarcasm when she said I totally see that now😂😂

[@lanciaratzinger]

"I'm handsome" got me 😂😂😂 Edit: also the "yeah" after is fucking funny 😂

[@marcusplenty1153]

It’s the the “you are?” After that that does it for me

[@icebear4421]

Delulu is the solulu 🥰

[@Nijeldagamer]

Maxim Brady

[@thehumbler12]

Indeed

[@wastrelperv]

🤗🎉

[@vinyashere4all]

What?

[@manas142]

damn

[@1ledluverjlp]

The facial expression at "a visibly hot girl" was hilarious. Jesus, they knocked it out of the park

[@martinramos1737]

He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

[@UzumakiGirl-fp9pz]

"im handsome" "you are?" 😂😂😂

[@_Aurelian_]

Boomerisms have yet to let me down.

[@darrellzazueta9081]

I say the same about genz and gen alpha 😂

[@Spice1_]

😂

[@MarkelMathurin]

​@@darrellzazueta9081stop hating young people

[@bioout4155]

Don't bother asking Gen X or Millennials we are just fucked when it comes to dating lol 😂

[@justinwhaley1288]

The because I'm being myself part had me wheezing

[@tahatafazoli5313]

Omg her face when she said "oh my god i totally see that now" is so disappointed lmfao

[@SpaceOddity4214]

How A.I. thinks dating is like.

[@hysteriasfire]

Small thing i want to point out about the "being yourself" advice is its not meant to get you all the girls. Its meant to attract the girls and guys that would want to stay with you. It takes longer to find a partner, and it's not an active thing you do. Like you just hang out and be yourself in most situations, and someone, at some point will feel attracted to you

[@user-jj2bi9ml6o]

True!

[@nathanmorgan3647]

Yep. It has been 30 years. Definitely takes longer.

[@violett874]

It's also not meant to be an excuse not to work on yourself. Not everyone has a 10/10 personality either.

[@ktt4171]

​@@violett874 yep, It is aimed at: do not lie, do not pretend just to please, especially in important things and do not compromise your values. Continuing to improve and grow as people is something we should all do.

[@hanayuuki790]

I was actually interested in the guy and his intros until he said he doesn't take no. 😂 I'd rather try to get to know the guy if he's being genuine really. That way, can quickly leave or stay from that 1 date alone.

[@lindenbree9188]

Besides the persistence bit, I actually think some guy approaching like that could work xD I'd find it pretty funny, personally

[@Sr-kl7tv]

The subtitles are placed perfectly

[@yourdad6236]

I sent this to my friend and he linked it in his dating profile.

[@___________0Z0X]

He’s gonna get so many matches man!

[@arpitapaul9527]

​@___________6181 underrated comment 😂😂😂😂

[@peepeefrog_]

@@DrsJacksonn Have you tried asking the father?

[@FlatOnHisFace]

As this dude's friend, I can confirm: It's working.

[@FringeWizard2]

There are no women on any dating sites. Women have zero need of dating apps.

[@user-zn5vo8gv1o]

Why could I watch this for days on end and still laugh every time... 😂😂

[@astridmartin3736]

"im handsome" 😌😏😋 was cute ngl

[@mittins100]

My mom telling me to be persistent when being turned down was also pretty questionable

[@Treboris1]

"Why don't girls see how handsome my mom says I am?" -unoriginal and stolen quote

[@jasperwykeham6681]

Whenever he cassualy leans back I’m dying 💀💀💀

[@thanosp.8140]

The whole act sounds like an ad for an android game. 😂 Loved it.

[@k37v1n3]

So much understanding between them 😍

[@chriswalker9161]

What’s crazy is that it works I got my wife being myself and honest. We were both raised by our grandparents so maybe that’s why it worked😅😂

[@jameswilkerson4412]

That’s how I got my wife!

[@Shhhh__LL]

Every parent in the world had game. They rizzed up your other parent and made you.

[@AlphaMC]

But what about arranged marriages?

[@flytyme]

What about alcohol?

[@samuelmorse784]

Your logic is impeccable and unassailable!

[@gabrielleroux2333]

What ?

[@TimJSwan]

No. That just means at least half the parents had rizz. One rizzed up the other, sure, but that doesn't prove that the other also had rizz.

[@Schnell9390]

Is this some kind of English listening exam or something 😂😂😂

[@Amvedits22]

Her face when she said "i totally see that now"😂

[@prosaic.7944]

This man is an awesome actor, 5 when he covers his abs, 8 when he doesn't

[@ahakasislam9373]

Best advice to Speed running getting slapped

[@24thMandark]

No, just arrested and registered as a sex offender.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

What a weird paradigm you must live in.

[@greeneoracle]

I feel like i just watched a courtship ritual of a wild specie out in nature with english subtitles.

[@Kartoffel_sind_lecker]

This is how adult young sheldon gets a girlfriend 😂😂

[@persona3rulez]

It's called The Big Bang Theory and yes that's close to the way it went.

[@toughbiblepassages9082]

“because I’m just being myself” damn.. total mic drop

[@1fearlesspredator399]

''did i mention that i have a 9 to 5 job?'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jameshardenJr.]

Classic example of the rundown technique in action

[@varunupadhyay4730]

I thought this is one of those online coaching ads on how to approach a "visibly hot girl"... 😂

[@oscargonzalez3599]

"How do you think that I exist?" "Oh! you are right! Good point"

[@tacocat4252]

I gotta say it really does work sometimes, just gotta be goofy and make them laugh from your charm. That’s how I scored my three weed smoking girlfriends

[@andrewp.9942]

Dang, are you split 50/50 on rent and pot?

[@absolutemalkavian4974]

Nice jedi mind trick. Obi is wallowing in his grave as they speak😂😂😂

[@gouravdas7557]

This could've been a commercial for a dating app lol

[@koch.xyzt.]

This is actually true bro all you need is confidence. Ofc that its not going to work everytime but yea with confidence you can do almost everything

[@user-ho6wi9xx2h]

COPIUM

[@trigcat3107]

Ask out girls 500 times, get rejected 490times.. Confidence gets shoved in yo arse

[@Acesahn]

You might be surprised what hard work, middling looks and a confident, responsible personality can get you. A lot of women find reliable men very attractive if they don't find them boring that is.

[@JustinBWhyte]

​@@Acesahn😂😂😂

[@thelouisfanclub]

This would work on me 😂 apart from the not taking no for an answer

[@Seca90]

"just 1 question, how tall are you?" "179 cm" "ugh"

[@MrUtah1]

This isnt parent logic. This is grandma logic

[@lord.of.chocolate]

If parental advice had ads

[@jet9078]

Gonna try this out on real life and let y'all know if it work.

[@somab-b5054]

How did it go?

[@___________0Z0X]

Replying so I get notified of your update.

[@puissance]

Awaiting the good news!

[@EmirateOfHind]

please do

[@pre-violetmelain2984]

Are u in jail?

[@MatthewProctor]

The lack of reaction to "a MID guy" speaks to me

[@thepugqwerty]

Bros got the Han Solo fit

[@AlexanderTheMiddle]

It was the "I'm handsome" and then "yep" for me😭😭😭

[@laviniaasofiei9054]

What could go wrong?! Endless possibilities... 😅

[@glagzadas]

excuse me miss 😍

[@user-fo5gc8rf9k]

My midness has never stopped me from talking to girls out of my league, and most rejected me but 2 didnt, so it was worth it

[@SinaiColinborough-qg7pe]

Mom: 'just be yourself' Myself: 'says every known slurs to a kid on a game just because i have a skill issue'

[@turandabar49]

"She's not even so hot....." By a costantly online guy

[@persona3rulez]

​@@user-cz9jj2em2vor just rational

[@mrevanoc]

This method of dating is brought to you by Mr. Shaboinky

[@Tazaman310]

Get the vice president on the phone, I think we have a new PSA😂😂😂

[@user-dn3qu6rt9k]

Next time do avoiding bullies by teachers logic

[@go_rogue_og]

Some people still find a relationship and succeed with that logic 💀

[@persona3rulez]

Coz it's how it should be in a free country. I mean, yeah, you would get rejected but it's not bad, it's just how it should be if you don't want to end up with somebody you're disgusted with

[@Xx_fininagn_xX]

THIS IS WHAT EVERY GIRL NEEDS A GUY WHO IS HIMSELF AND KIND LOOKS DONT MATTER

[@hemantks4353]

Yeah we definitely need more average looking women say "I am so hot, why should I choose you" to men

[@Xx_fininagn_xX]

I'm not saying that I'm an ugly ass girl and want a guy like that the only thing that matters is if they have a great personality

[@thatguy8841]

​Lol@@hemantks4353

[@persona3rulez]

​@@hemantks4353that's literally the opposite of what he/she/they/Apache meant

[@steamgamer-lh8ix]

According to my Grandma: There's no girl on the entire planet who can match my charm😅

[@user-uf5zz9dm4w]

How my mom thinks things will go if I am being myself 💀

[@candywolfie12]

I love these vids so much

[@scribble9431]

Bro has the mid rizz. 😊

[@gabrielleroux2333]

??