Christian Doppler was wondering why the baseball looked blue. Then it hit him.
@johnuferbach91665 жыл бұрын
woo, finally one i can understand xD
@username66305 жыл бұрын
Christian Doppler was wondering why his girlfriend was red. Then, he realised...
@Karthik-lq4gn4 жыл бұрын
Wow 👌👌
@jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti4 жыл бұрын
I dun geddit.
@jobansand4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanstupidcheesespaghetti username doesn't check out
@davidio19465 жыл бұрын
So this is what physics majors do in their dorms not party but tell relatively funny jokes.
@praveenvijeyakumar7415 жыл бұрын
"relatively funny" I see what you did there.
@geethakochukunju37575 жыл бұрын
Dor ms ahhaha
@jenl7325 жыл бұрын
DID YOU JUST
@rubansrirambabu77715 жыл бұрын
Much better than partying and raving to crap music that y'all call EDM...I'd rather listen to heavy metal and rock-n-roll...
@geethakochukunju37575 жыл бұрын
@@rubansrirambabu7771 niga wtf u talking about?
@justinchampagne17295 жыл бұрын
"This joke is trivial and is left as an exercise to the listener." That really did hurt.
@oliverfechtig9045 жыл бұрын
This was the best one (followed by the broson)
@astroallycat4 жыл бұрын
this made me LAAAF
@pulkitmohta89643 жыл бұрын
Hertz*
@MrSamMaloney6 жыл бұрын
Why was the quantum physicist bad at sex? Because when he found the position he couldn't find the momentum and when he found the momentum he couldn't find the position.
@Lucas-po6mn6 жыл бұрын
samuel maloney replace quantum physicist by heinsenberg
@MrSamMaloney6 жыл бұрын
That is a good idea. Next time I tell the joke I will say Heinsenberg was bad at sex.
@nousername88776 жыл бұрын
GOLD
@user-su4dd9kp7l6 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna remember this one
@isaacobamehinti70305 жыл бұрын
Mowfling why? But he was a quantum physicist.
@tnvmadhav24425 жыл бұрын
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a pint. The second asks for half a pint. The third asks for a quarter pint. The bartender stops them and pours 2 pints and says "Know your limits"
@boomerzilean4 жыл бұрын
3 mathematicians walk into a bar. Bartender asks: "So do you all want a beer?" First mathematician: "I dont know." Second mathematician: "I dont know." Third mathematician: "Yes."
@NStripleseven4 жыл бұрын
Hockeypaul I wonder how many people actually get that...
@karthiksriram46324 жыл бұрын
@@boomerzilean haha
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
Lol
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
@@boomerzilean yeah i didn't get it 😰
@nebunu17025 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is 0K now.
@attilathenun5 жыл бұрын
NebunuUploads Niceeee
@karrensusan48255 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ifrazali30525 жыл бұрын
Haha
@theblasters53785 жыл бұрын
Pretty good
@PDXDario5 жыл бұрын
Reading this made me so angry like beyond comprehension
@glaonji33835 жыл бұрын
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn’t resistor
@yousefnoori5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo I lost my shit 😂😂
@imfermion2065 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha lol
@JN-uz8wx5 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaa
@JN-uz8wx5 жыл бұрын
Why did mr voltmeter marry ms voltmeter? He saw potential
@Ezio151474 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@schnitzel9026 жыл бұрын
Einstein walked into a bar at 101 percent the speed of light. The bartender looks at him an says: "Aren't you a little bit too young to be here?"
@wevertonalves16515 жыл бұрын
RagingTom No, faster than speed light doesn’t equate to the ability of nature to travel in the past.
@Sam_on_YouTube5 жыл бұрын
Einstein leaves the bar at 200% the speed of light. Then he walks in.
@Sam_on_YouTube5 жыл бұрын
@@wevertonalves1651 Yes it does. If you can travel faster than light, you can traverse a closed timelike curve and arrive before you left. It isn't as simple as just going faster than light, but the connection is still solid. Certainly more solid than Schrodinger and that cat, given he was really using the cat as a way to redicule certain views of quantum mechanics and not to demonstrate the theory.
@mohammadshakeri7215 жыл бұрын
@@Sam_on_KZbin the speed limit of universe is the speed of light so when you get close to it time slows down to make you not get past the limit. So you can't get past the speed of light
@Sam_on_YouTube5 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadshakeri721 That is one way to explain it. There are several explanations that are mathematically identical. The joke still stands. Nothing says you can't go faster than light, just that you can't cross the light barrier. If you are going faster than light, light speed becomes a lower speed limit. That said, it seems nothing actually DOES go faster than light, even if special relativity allows for it.
@eazystudios1644 жыл бұрын
Don't tell noble gas jokes You'll get no reaction
@snehshah49734 жыл бұрын
That was actually a good one....
@jayantraj50124 жыл бұрын
But you will
@user-us5kq2yv3e4 жыл бұрын
*Na* . This ain't funny
@krishnakireetitata23854 жыл бұрын
😑(no reaction)
@nyadambagra21784 жыл бұрын
Good one! The comment section is another world of physics, no, science jokes😆
@g.v.34934 жыл бұрын
One atom says to the other “I just lost an electron” The other says “Are you sure?” The first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
@Skepticalresident4 жыл бұрын
😁
@ryanalving37854 жыл бұрын
Why don't people invite matter and antimatter to the same conferences? Because when they get together they take everything too lightly.
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
@@ryanalving3785 lol
@nipunkothari55184 жыл бұрын
Old
@tavasp2 жыл бұрын
This is actually hilarious
@Kandiflip6 жыл бұрын
I don't even study physics wtf am I doing here and laughing
@jayknowles21465 жыл бұрын
Physics is just complicated maths
@meisterschiumpf97595 жыл бұрын
@Hasti Thakkar I mean i dont study it because im seventeen years old
@uniqhnd235 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect description of me watching the video
@davecrupel28175 жыл бұрын
@@jayknowles2146 "physics is maths in motion." -me, 2014. Im so proud of myself for coming up with that. :P
@ElPsyKongroo5 жыл бұрын
@Hasti Thakkar except yall and electrical engineers do negative flow of electrons for those circuit calculations. As a chemistry major when I took physics 2 that pissed me off lol. Why not just make it the positive flow of electrons?
@slothFPV6 жыл бұрын
Wjat do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you cant cross a vector and a scalar
@tryAGAIN875 жыл бұрын
O.... M.... G.... Someone paid attention during Intro Physics :D
@tryAGAIN875 жыл бұрын
@Hasti Thakkar Ok, if you weren't being sarcastic, here is the joke: scalars are numbers. If I were to say that I moved 10 units away from a point, it just means I moved 10 units in any direction. Scalars do not have a directional component. But if I were to say I move 10 units in the +X direction, it means that I moved this ten units in the X axis, to the right because it's in the positive. A vector has direction. As a result, you can't cross multiply a set of vectors and scalars because you don't know the directional component of the scalar. The second part of the joke is that mosquitoes carry diseases. And anything that can transmit diseases is referred to as a vector. Then a mountain climber scales mountains, colloquially; a scalar. Kind of ruins the joke when it needs to be explained, but just so you know the joke, there it is :)
@TheSentientCloud5 жыл бұрын
@Hasti Thakkar think of it this way. Vectors have extra specific things attached to it. It's a different "species" than a scalar is. Cross products are only applicable to vectors and other vectors. They simply aren't compatible!
@tryAGAIN875 жыл бұрын
@Hasti Thakkar - Ahahahaha sorry mate, only just saw your replys. Yeah no worries at all. Doesn't ruin it for those that already have the info, but if they don;t they can open the comments and find out why now. So it's a good thing! (This I saw by how many likes the joke has had since you asked for it to be explained, more people like it now!)
@AnimeCritical5 жыл бұрын
Sloth FPV Omg this joke has so many layers to it.. Amazing!
@AterNyctos6 жыл бұрын
Why did the bear dissolve in the water? It was a polar bear
@sithlordbinks5 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha
@bummeryyy63065 жыл бұрын
Darknyct why did I read it as beer at first? It didn’t make any sense, I get it it now
@huhulili90215 жыл бұрын
@@sithlordbinks exactly my response
@sithlordbinks5 жыл бұрын
@@huhulili9021 lol
@huhulili90215 жыл бұрын
@@sithlordbinks no you dont understand, I literally laughed 3 short times, pausing after each laugh...
@seanjhardy6 жыл бұрын
Uranium-238 walks into a bar turns around and says "on second thoughts, gotta split'
@freethinkers98506 жыл бұрын
Sean Hardy lmao
@merubindono6 жыл бұрын
Allahu ahkbar
@turtato21556 жыл бұрын
Sean Hardy *boom*
@stargazer62166 жыл бұрын
It world work better with uranium-235, Instagram of 238 because uranium’s half life is 4.4 billion years, and the splitting uranium 235 nuclei takes place in fission
@stargazer62166 жыл бұрын
But who’s to judge
@omkarsukthankar73715 жыл бұрын
Schrodinger’s electron walks into a bar, and does not.
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
@Asyam Abyan same
@mounirzouhari64533 жыл бұрын
Funniest one in this comment section
@barryallencoffee3 жыл бұрын
*pushes up glasses* welll...yes aaand no
@samspeed6271 Жыл бұрын
These are too good. I'm going to inflict these on my friends in the not so distant future. Meanwhile, my contribution: Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am." "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone." Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!" The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger. The cop moves to arrest them all. Ohm resists
@sundaymanali5854 Жыл бұрын
lmao that story is great
@yannickcukiermanyannick47795 жыл бұрын
"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? 2, one to hold the bulb and another to rotate the universe"
@pedrocosta2284 жыл бұрын
Ffs 😂😂😂
@Jamesdavey3582 жыл бұрын
Haha
@MichaelEdwards186 жыл бұрын
This video combined my two favourite things, physics, and bad jokes. This was beautiful hahaha
@AndrewDotsonvideos6 жыл бұрын
Michael Edwards Thanks for the comment! I tried to make sure the jokes were original
@bjap15633 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewDotsonvideos To be honest! It lacks the punchline. And in truth,big brains have a terrible sense of humour(kinda get offended over silly things).
@KillGui0076 жыл бұрын
The bartender said, hi what would you like to drink. The Tachion walked into the bar
@vlix1236 жыл бұрын
KillGui007 NOICE. Ima steal that one
@TheGrimravager6 жыл бұрын
heh, not many will get it though
@KillGui0076 жыл бұрын
Only 26D string theorist :p
@KillGui0076 жыл бұрын
And of course some Italians for some years :p
@Adi-oc7vu6 жыл бұрын
Ok this one got me 😂
@hrperformance5 жыл бұрын
How do merging black holes greet each other??? With a gravitational wave!!!! :-)
@unflexian5 жыл бұрын
underrated
@shayanmoosavi91395 жыл бұрын
Good one😂😂😂🤣🤣👍👍
@Ezio151474 жыл бұрын
Oh my god😂😂😂😂
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
Good
@tmarioc79223 жыл бұрын
I really like this one 👍
@anirudhsharma31684 жыл бұрын
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him. As he died, he kept insisting for us to, "be positive," but it's hard to go on without him.
@jimhalpert98034 жыл бұрын
Cursed joke
@addas13924 жыл бұрын
Good grief!!!
@foolishgruntigluana70413 жыл бұрын
It's not a joke
@dozza30053 жыл бұрын
@@foolishgruntigluana7041 B+ is a blood type, it's a joke buddy
@foolishgruntigluana70413 жыл бұрын
@@dozza3005 I know that, but I definitely won't make a joke out anyone's death no matter how funny. And this wasn't even funny. The 'be positive' phrase could've been used in some better context than his father's death.
@zokalyx6 жыл бұрын
Simon won because of the moustache lol
@bitterbob303 жыл бұрын
I thought he should be docked at least three points for the unfair advantage.
@physe80526 жыл бұрын
There once was an old Lady called Wright, Who could travel much faster than light. She left one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.
@andreingramakadjscrewrip73726 жыл бұрын
Asher Flanagan What?
@livedandletdie6 жыл бұрын
That's a nice limerick. There was this old man from Iraq who had an awful big sack it dragged on the floor and got stuck in the door It left a trail from Baghdad and back. Although that one is not physics related...
@xxfierydragonzxx74776 жыл бұрын
Fergie aka DJ Screw RIP | If you travel faster than light time can go backwards
@Gearheart86 жыл бұрын
Asher Flanagan I first read that in a Stephen Hawking lecture. What a great limerick
@spaceslav89545 жыл бұрын
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older.
@protondecay46074 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg was driving his car. He knew his position, but he didn't know his exact velocity. Then, two officers approached him, and said, "Sir, you were driving at 100km/h! That is way too fast" "Great... Now I am lost" Heisenberg replied.
@saxo6892 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg jokes are the best.
@rmdoomi042 жыл бұрын
they used this one in big bang theory 😂
@jhopeinthebox29222 жыл бұрын
What?!!😵
@samspeed6271 Жыл бұрын
I saw an expanded version of this joke and it's gold. Eisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. The get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks. "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?" Heisenberg smiles and says "No, but I know exactly where I am." "You were doing 120mph in a 30mph zone." Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries "Great, now I'm lost!" The officer finds this suspicious and orders him to pop open the boot. He checks the boot, "You do know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger. The cop moves to arrest them all. Ohm resists
@pulverizedpeanuts Жыл бұрын
the officers were only able to approach him after his car stopped, at which point his velocity became apparent(0m/s). So technically, he was lost even before the police officers told him what speed he was driving at
@piousseph62195 жыл бұрын
I once asked my lab partner if he had any sodium bromate. He said Na BrO
@boomerzilean4 жыл бұрын
OMg that is so funny!
@soumilaggarwal33924 жыл бұрын
NaBrO is actually Sodium Hypobromite. Sodium Bromate is NaBrO3.
@joshuaanoruo9734 жыл бұрын
I wonder how your lab partner reacted
@chdachmen32744 жыл бұрын
@@soumilaggarwal3392 I guess when you joke about chemistry you got to find the right balance
@ashirahmed34394 жыл бұрын
Whats does a ship and light have in common? They both travel at c
@shambosaha97274 жыл бұрын
Better said than written
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
@@shambosaha9727 yup
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
@@shambosaha9727 if he wrote c instead sea
@tonyth92404 жыл бұрын
But at least he tried
@ashirahmed34394 жыл бұрын
@@tonyth9240 fineee I'll write c
@donaldsheahan6006 жыл бұрын
Force carrier of friendship = Huggs boson
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
Lol also corona carrier though
@Beeza29964 жыл бұрын
*Donald Sheahan* Dude you should have way more likes because that that was both funny and wholesome 😂❤️
@adenintriphosphat5206 жыл бұрын
Physics edition: first joke biology, second joke chemistry....
@AndrewDotsonvideos6 жыл бұрын
Lol couldn't exactly screen everyones jokes before the video for relevance. Still thought it turned out good.
@Leetcongas6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the first about physics?
@ComDenox6 жыл бұрын
Biology and chemistry are based on physics :)
@kingspoyt11035 жыл бұрын
This is a gay
@bobwilkinsonguitar61425 жыл бұрын
Physics just so happens to be foundational science which is applicable to many fields of study, theoretically all fields of study
@pi_rand42664 жыл бұрын
Einstein's wife: Will you give me two things that every physicist wants to know about? Einstein : Sure ! Einstein's wife: I want you to give me Space and Time . Einstein : Okay! The second thing ?
@superneenjaa718 Жыл бұрын
Sorry, nobody will laugh at that.
@dhruvbatra247810 ай бұрын
@@superneenjaa718i laughed
@JakeRobbins10189 ай бұрын
Underrated!
@AlpieInternet5 жыл бұрын
Shroedinger wanted to open a box to see what was inside. Curiosity killed the cat.
@yeahkeen29055 жыл бұрын
Alpie Internet would you mind if I... write that down.
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
I m not sad cat was already dead though. I am not saying it wasn't alive..to be specific.
@mihailazar24875 жыл бұрын
How academics call something "Boring" : Human sciences: Elementary ! Mathematics : It's Trivial ! Theoretical Physics : It makes sense !
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok5 жыл бұрын
I agree on the mathematics part An example: Riemann zeta function have many trivial zeros
@AlchemistOfNirnroot5 жыл бұрын
@@AdityaKumar-ij5ok I thought it was infinite. idk many seems finite to me. Maybe the glass is half empty...
@Jinx-iw6zb5 жыл бұрын
That's how mafia works
@user-xh9pu2wj6b5 жыл бұрын
@@AlchemistOfNirnroot well, infinite is indeed many
@AlchemistOfNirnroot5 жыл бұрын
@@user-xh9pu2wj6b Infinity isn't a number - it's a concept.
@TheXeroRez6 жыл бұрын
So a proton and a neutron walk into a bar, the neutron asks the bartender, "how much for a drink" the bartender replies..."for you...NO CHARGE!" XD
@AndrewDotsonvideos6 жыл бұрын
Get out
@XPlaneAviation6 жыл бұрын
Proton + neutron = (1+) charge
@marshalltaylor25895 жыл бұрын
oH wOw sOmeOneS pLayED fALlOut 3
@SabrinaXe5 жыл бұрын
kWatt
@weinerglory5 жыл бұрын
@@XPlaneAviation haha i didnt even notice good catch
@justinfinkel95845 жыл бұрын
Fermion 1: "Hey can I borrow your shoes?" Fermion 2: "No way, we don't have the same psi's."
@kathanshah83053 жыл бұрын
69 likes nice
@reddwarf96374 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, roses are blue. It's depending on their velocity to you
@uchihamadara60246 жыл бұрын
The taylor series one was my favourite
@hayaletneptune4166 жыл бұрын
That last frequency joke was so funny I was laughing so hard, my stomach hertz...
@Invalid5715 жыл бұрын
50% cringe, 50% funny Perfection!
@karanpillai56905 жыл бұрын
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
@bushidobrown67424 жыл бұрын
Karan Pillai r/expectedthanos
@ajx96984 жыл бұрын
Question: are these jokes in mixed state or superposition state?
@Invalid5714 жыл бұрын
@@ajx9698 Superposition state. XD
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
Its the law of humourodynamics
@mangow82576 жыл бұрын
What is light Baby it hertz me Baby it hertz me No morse
@alexmsevans6 жыл бұрын
Mango W *Watt
@5udimax5 жыл бұрын
The "no Morse " got me
@tygodankers65264 жыл бұрын
Watt*
@amaljayakumar01683 жыл бұрын
I'm dying 😂
@Nanami_X_Higurama3 жыл бұрын
I don't fully understand this ,but it's funny , Xd
@nathanbeer33386 жыл бұрын
A math teacher walks down the street until he sees the following graffiti: I ❤ Sex "Those filthy Marauders!" The teacher called, he took a spray and edited: I ❤ S(ex)dx "Always, they always forget to add the dx."
@lololol5594 жыл бұрын
Explain this
@gohassj4 жыл бұрын
@@lololol559 the teacher thought the S was a integral
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
@@lololol559 S is integral sign and dx is actually full syntax of integram S ( )dx
@NCGamer204 жыл бұрын
@John Doe +c is added after integration if u add it before hand then u create an extra variable dependant term.
@krishnakireetitata23854 жыл бұрын
God damm math guys. It's funny.
@johnf.stewardson72454 жыл бұрын
it's interesting to see how everyone looks to a specivic person, this tells you whose approval they find most important
@TimSter153 жыл бұрын
So Kelly and Andrew need to go out
@TimSter153 жыл бұрын
Oh wait
@sundaymanali5854 Жыл бұрын
i think id be eye contacting the one i think i can make laugh? like simon never laughed i think and kelly and andrew laughed at everything. so u gotta look at em to score more.
@thomasherzog864 жыл бұрын
Three students having a physics exam. The question is "whats faster: light or sound?" Student 1 says light and the pleased professor asks him for a good reason. The student says "when i switch on the tv, i see the screen before i hear the program." Class failed. Dismissed. Student 2 says sound and the baffled professor asks how he could think that. The student says "when i turn on my radio, the sound is already there before i see what channel im on." Class failed. Dismissed. Student 3 says, well light of course, and the relieved professor again asks for a good explanation. The student says: "the eyes are closer to the source."
@Aryan-xp2dk5 жыл бұрын
.
@micahlong20735 жыл бұрын
Lol, cringe
@leyawonder23065 жыл бұрын
Oldest joke in the book😂
@formerunsecretarygeneralba95365 жыл бұрын
Ooh god that joke was so bad 😂
@beyza20044 жыл бұрын
@@micahlong2073 the whole video was cringe😂
@u.v.s.55834 жыл бұрын
They were playing in a modern park after a storm, and Einstein also found hundreds of Amperes and Voltas hiding behind a burning tree. That's why he has this messy hair style.
@aanchalkumar92834 жыл бұрын
For everyone that can't breathe 'cause they've been going through the comments for too long, here's a space where you can calm down.
@formerunsecretarygeneralba95365 жыл бұрын
Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious cross over ever. Light: hold my beer.
@AbiRizky6 жыл бұрын
The quantum mechanic is the best!
@maxpoppe5 жыл бұрын
Nah it's kind of obvious what he would say after the "How do you call someone that works on small cars", but it was a clever joke tho
@RyanLynch15 жыл бұрын
can't tell if Kelly is the most fun-loving or just has the least bodily control 😂😂
@linuxgaminginfullhd60fps105 жыл бұрын
Everywhere I go I keep seeing this: "Heisenberg might have been here."
@dhruvinvekariya9754 жыл бұрын
An electron caught by police and asks:"why u have two passports?? " Electron:I have dual indentity
@shoshoahmed50733 жыл бұрын
I’m still doing my physics degree ...so I come every year to watch this again only to know what they were talking about and I feel proud when I do 😂😂 feel like I am part of this world😆 Edit: it's my final semester guys time went so fast now I get them all I was laughing so hard🤣
@sundaymanali5854 Жыл бұрын
gz bro keep workin
@anirudhsharma31684 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest , Nitric Oxide searched for this.
@etherealstars57664 жыл бұрын
NO1. Nice lol
@4ltrz5554 жыл бұрын
WHY. THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED. NEEDS MORE LIKES. AAAAH.
@hassanshaikh34515 жыл бұрын
K Ima try my hand at making up bad comedy Higgs walked into a bar depressed, the bartender asked what's wrong, he replied that interacting with people in the field weighed on him... ...Ima stop...
@yahoozaify5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna steal that one XD
@fmjjjjn75103 жыл бұрын
That was funny
@Scottsummers955 жыл бұрын
A photon checks into a hotel The hotel clerk- may I help you with your luggage sir. The photon - “no thanks. I am carrying light
@ClorxxKage5 жыл бұрын
I've got another one Doctor: Are u here for an eye test? Patient: Yes how did u know? Doctor: Because u entered through the window instead of the door
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
Not physics related but funny
@singularity83174 жыл бұрын
Nahhhh
@divsan20913 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@dox17556 жыл бұрын
Quantum ducks quark quark oh man dat hertz me :( lol
@ojaschandgadkar14094 жыл бұрын
In the world full of stress and strain Be my young's Modulus
@deeprodge145 жыл бұрын
One day, Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing Hide and Seek. It was Einstein's turn. Pascal went to hide somewhere but Newton drew a square of side 1m and stood on it. When Einstein caught him, Newton said "i am standing on 1m^2 i.e. Newton/m^2, so you caught Pascal, not me". Newton Rocks, Everyone Shocks!
@pulkitmohta89644 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@shmerox76833 жыл бұрын
Bro i havent enough knowledge for that one
@richardaversa71286 жыл бұрын
You interact weak with the broson
@muhammada.habeeb53754 жыл бұрын
A neutron walked into a bar and asked about the prices The bartender said "for you, no charge"
@TomTom-se4of4 жыл бұрын
An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar where beers cost 3$. The first orders 1 beer, the second orders 2 beers, the third orders 3 beers. Then, the barman gives them 25 cents and says: "You all pay in advance"
@loja78923 жыл бұрын
Nice
@sundaymanali5854 Жыл бұрын
damn how did i not get this
@jorgetrevino3254 жыл бұрын
Schrodinger cat: “Please let me out”
@Ewr426 жыл бұрын
I watched this to relieve myself of the pain of Stephen Hawking's death, it almost worked, thanks
@tryAGAIN875 жыл бұрын
Why is it pointless to divide by zero or infinity? You can't differentiate between the two.
@NameisU4 жыл бұрын
Hm...
@fmjjjjn75103 жыл бұрын
Someone explain
@tryAGAIN873 жыл бұрын
@@fmjjjjn7510 Which part, the differentiation?
@jhopeinthebox29222 жыл бұрын
@@tryAGAIN87 yea
@user-bi8uh5fq3q6 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up so bad.... I thoroughly enjoyed it .... Also I was actually studying Physics when I got the notifications
@AndrewDotsonvideos6 жыл бұрын
Darafshan Scarlet really glad to hear feedback like this! I’d like to make more of these funny videos.
@ShadowZZZ5 жыл бұрын
simon has an aesthetically pleasing mustache
@masterwoeful94704 жыл бұрын
He looks like Mr. Beast, but with a moustache
@ralphcabiling13144 жыл бұрын
@@masterwoeful9470 he looks like Mr beast and mario
@fransjaeger4 жыл бұрын
Who's the worst mathematician to watch series with? Leonhard Speuler
@shmerox76833 жыл бұрын
That one got me!
@adityaphatak85906 жыл бұрын
What is Schrodinger's cat's favorite theory?? The string theory
@himeshthungaturthi32155 жыл бұрын
@Hasti Thakkar cats like to play with strings
@alexandramuller90555 жыл бұрын
What is schroedingers cats favorite book quote? "To be, or not to be, that is here the question"
@GRBtutorials5 жыл бұрын
That’s just like one joke in the video, and it’s pretty bad.
@anandsuralkar29474 жыл бұрын
@@alexandramuller9055 lol
@dustrider93064 жыл бұрын
That's better!
@phantom49023 жыл бұрын
I have watched this video over 5 times since it was released and I still find it funny and entertaining :)
@sg24123 жыл бұрын
My physics professor said I had a lot of potential. Then he threw me off the building.
@TheBluePhoenix0084 жыл бұрын
Anyone: S- Kelly: **dies of laughter**
@menacegrande2545 жыл бұрын
driver: Hi engine! engine: Turn on the car... then ill torque.
@harrisonhilbert20135 жыл бұрын
Lim g-> 10m/s^2 (physics)= engineering
@tryAGAIN875 жыл бұрын
Lim engineering -> g(physics) = 9.81m/s²
@chanh_nguyen.4 жыл бұрын
Saw this on tiktok: what’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes? . . . . . Chemistry jokes are periodically funny while physics jokes have more potential 😂😂 (sorry for my lame ass sense of humor)
@Josh-xh9qn Жыл бұрын
I'm not even a Physics major, but I laughed at all these jokes 🤣
@comedyclub3334 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg drives his car way too fast so he gets stopepd by the police. Officer: Do you know how fast you were driving? heisenberg: No, but I know where I am.
@siddhantsharma84204 жыл бұрын
Why was Einstein asked to become the leader of Israel? He understood the gravity of the situation.
@valdemar916 жыл бұрын
I might not be a physics student, but even as an economics student, i find this hilarious. Thanks for the laughs guys, and girl. :D
@Kyorororo6 жыл бұрын
I thought the Transformers punchline was going to be "It was a step down/up"
@haatib426 жыл бұрын
Hilaribad same lol or something to do with genuine transformers lol
@weinerglory5 жыл бұрын
haha this would've been good also
@Felixkeeg6 жыл бұрын
Red Shirt guys and mustache guys jokes were hilarious
@Kurzux4 жыл бұрын
A neutron walks into the bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
@molybdenum20275 жыл бұрын
i love how awkward this whole thing is
@hotsaucebeliever5 жыл бұрын
The on and off awkwardness , I love it. Can't be STEM without it
@jojo-dh7ij4 жыл бұрын
I would have laughed in every joke to let them think I know physics
@abhishekgupta60493 жыл бұрын
😂😅
@hananwani44182 жыл бұрын
Well it feels good to see Friedrich Neitzche finally happy.
@lMatheusx6 жыл бұрын
8:38 The best joke ever haha
@TheMartian114 жыл бұрын
Neil!!! The grass? Ty son!
@JD-ym2hg3 жыл бұрын
One hydrogen atom said to the other “I lost an electron” The other one replied “are you sure” The first one said “I’m positive”
@lewiselmy72695 жыл бұрын
A mathematician had a problem, but a but physicist found a solution. The mathematician said no it, it was too complex
@anamacha52095 жыл бұрын
Just discovered these and love them! I can’t wait for grad school to be this nerdy 😂
@ronthedon87306 жыл бұрын
Watching this instead of studying for my physics test tmrw
@Mrwiseguy1016906 жыл бұрын
The Taylor series joke was gold
@rickjones8714 жыл бұрын
The bartender says. We don't serve your kind in here, you'll have to leave. A time traveler walks into the bar
@albertusdenkers50776 жыл бұрын
The engine-ear just made me facepalm...
@booksinwoods13193 жыл бұрын
The difficulty in this game is if you don't laugh they'll question your intelligence.
@King2054 жыл бұрын
Why did the parking lot have such a high magnetic flux density? There were a lot of Teslas.
@MrUtah1 Жыл бұрын
Guy 1: what did you learn about energy last lesson? Guy 2: Oh nothing. We just got some work done
@GogiRegion5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video full of amazing bad physics jokes.
@nathanbeer33384 жыл бұрын
What do you need to say to open Chamber of Secrets? print("Hello World") (If you don't get it, it's written in Python syntax).
@vcs82613 жыл бұрын
SO IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT DUDE LOOKING LIKE A BRITISH VERSION OF MR BEAST????
@hajorm.a34745 жыл бұрын
"What did the physicist say to the pirate ? Wall the planck" can't stop laughing 😂😂😂