"If You Take The Drone Out, We Will Take It Off You!"

[@AndreaJames-zk8mg]

I don't know how you keep a straight face you're bloody hilarious thanks for the laugh 😂🤣😂

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏

[@tomtomxxx]

This is epic. “You agree with me don’t you?” 😂😂😂😂 I actually liked how he asked the guy why he didn’t want to the drone over. No proper answer. Reminds me when they ask the auditors why they’re making the video over and over! Keep asking him why he doesn’t want the drone!! 😂

[@sunderlanddashcam]

@@PureAudits New line for you... "Youre making a mole hill out of a mountain" 😂

[@jonnygti]

@@sunderlanddashcam😂😂😂

[@GodzillaGoesGaga]

@@PureAudits I heard there’s a new social media site called FacePalm !! 😉

[@arthurxxxxxxx6664]

"Portion sizes...that's intriguing isn't it", "Toc-Tic", "Instacoin", "Face-Page"...PA you never fail to make us laugh. Easily the best auditor on the Internet.

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏

[@user-um1xt3kh]

Absolutely.

[@vincehenry9126]

@@arthurxxxxxxx6664 he’s that good I’m beginning to question is it real 🤣

[@nobbinsnotkins9595]

😂😂😂

[@LLMAXG]

Focus Pocus is the GOAT and it ain't even close

[@just-gaming213]

"I'll call the police and say there's a man here being objectionable" Ah yes, the crime of being objectionable.

[@markfox4970]

[@beardedlady6291]

The plonkers will likely send armed response out. Police handlers need to grow a set, and tell people to man up

[@beds139]

@@just-gaming213 They won’t be happy about that!🥸🥸

[@charliesilverman1132]

Don't give North Korea Kier any ideas.

[@davelordy]

You can laugh all you like, but it's right there in the legislation Section 3 of the Being Disagreeable Act (1998) i) Any person being frightful or objectionable in a public place is guilty of an offence.

[@jasondahar]

"I live in a police free bubble" 🤣🤣🤣

[@gitmoholliday5764]

I used to live in a Tax-Free bubble, it worked just fine until the moment they came knocking on my door.

[@taliamar8115]

@@gitmoholliday5764 thats why there is no such thing as these things

[@leavemyrightsalone]

I like that!!!

[@drips1030]

Reading it makes me lol 😂

[@MantisEnergy]

Sounds reasonable to me!

[@ysgol3]

🤣🤣'Oh no I'm not going to charge you' - fantastic. The owner Mr Nutshell was full of fun wasn't he, and so wonderfully convincing about what the police said. I love the clipboard and the bubble too, which you somehow managed to carry such a long way on your bike. Hilarious deadly innocence and lovely footage as always PA, thanks for a much needed laugh again!

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for watching me 😀

[@camwat5193]

Took me ages to realise Pure isn’t a simpleton but a bloody clever operator!

[@tvaudits]

Its interesting to see how most conversation is people trying to manipulate him to their will as he comes across simple at first

[@karenbaker7168]

He is a master at drawing a conversation out.

[@PJ-wm9nq]

He's the cleverest in every encounter. His patience and ability to soak it all up is astounding. In many ways he's proving that some people discriminate just because they think they're of a supposed higher status. AB gets taken for a fool at times to police officers' cost!

[@nigeats65]

I recall a video by DJ recently referring to PA as "simple".

[@PJ-wm9nq]

@@nigeats65 Way off target!

[@beds139]

You are a master.. they just fail to twig that they are being played for fools.😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@ItsEasyJustLift]

he is the best in the game, he comes across as non threatening and a little bit clueless (on purpose ofcourse) but still outsmarts them... they must be baffled by what just happened lol

[@patthewoodboy]

@@ItsEasyJustLift he is fun with his attitude . Low key is awesome

[@wintron]

As a Canadian this is the first time hearing “twig” used that way. Think I’ll try transplanting that usage here, thanks. 🇨🇦

[@mikegraham8319]

He must look simple or it wouldn't be as believable 😂

[@JohnBoyd-w7o]

I got my clipboard😂 He is the master at playing daft. The Columbo of the drone world.

[@tonyhill8300]

These 3 stooges are going to regret this .

[@Scano41]

Big time

[@Scano41]

Can I show you my camera I come along way on my push bike

[@philldownes8685]

they have no idea they have had the piss ripped right out of them.

[@carl90210]

On behalf of channel members, we fully support you in your endeavours PA 👍

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🤩 🙂

[@djohn1671]

Nutshell Nutjobs

[@Thyhorrorchannel]

I was just wondering where the pepper spray is ?

[@johnhammond6423]

When they see themselves on this video the first thing they probably think is I hope my mates don't see me being a right twat.

[@tonyhill8300]

I expect they don't have any mates , and the ones they might have, know there twats anyway 😂

[@petelovesbevsills]

it's guaranteed that their mates already know what twats they are! Really BIG ones too!

[@ann_onn]

They definitely will though!

[@tc5042]

😂😂to true he just draws them in .

[@MarkPayne-k7l]

No that is second. The first thing is they hope Mum does not see before they get home to watch TV with her before cocoa.

[@Robinson-p9h]

I’ve just rung BA , VIRGIN & EZ JET . They promise to not fly over his premises , all sorted .

[@john-g7l3c]

talking back at you as if you have a learning difficulty!! Fantastic!

[@Nellyontheland]

🤔 What do you mean "as if?" ... 😂

[@markcook6451]

"I live in a police free bubble" his face when you said that well done PA

[@cypeman8037]

Love it when they threaten either to put hands on you or take your drone, they rarely do and it just makes them look more impotent than they already are.

[@BuzzQuick-b9m]

Nutshell, more like nut cases 😂.

[@micksmixxx]

@BuzzQuick-b9m. Lying nutcases at that, mate. 😉

[@johnbecaus8324]

Your a wind up merchant, brilliant, carry on

[@Yagdrol]

Wind up merchant 😂 classic old school👍🏻

[@MrTorrit]

TokTik, FacePage, docoomentary, I’m just doing a little video, I’ve got my zoom camera, you’re more excited than he was, I’m allowed. Love it. Totally throws people.

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

I've come a long way on my bike ! 😂

[@evolassunglasses4673]

Instercoin 😂😂😂

[@taliamar8115]

@@doveronefoxtrot4417 no one can live in a police free bubble no such thing as one the police even deal with footballers they aint free from them

[@jonnygti]

@@MrTorrit yeah but I’ve got my zoom camera, as if it changes everything. Comedy gold 😂😂😂

[@cobwebsandcatnip]

C'mon admit it PA, you're a professional comedian aren't you? If you're not you should be. Bloomin hilarious 😂

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏 😀

[@MrRaffles1234]

The clipboard was genius.

[@jamiemcmullen3647]

hmmm i think that wud take the fun out of bein one thats wat a guy who i found hilarious when he sed a lot of jokes

[@PottsyUK]

You’re brilliant PA. I can’t believe they don’t catch on to you sooner, it’s hilarious. “Docamentary” 😂 “Mr Lick” 😂 “Came a long way on my bike” 🤣 “Sky tv” 😂 “Tok Tic” Keep it up 👍

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😀

[@rupertrigsby]

This comedian gets better and more hilarious by the week.

[@philcollinson328]

I often wondered what became of the fat controller after they stopped filming Thomas the Tank engine. Seems he opened a company called Nutshell. I love the way PA 'innocently' reels the fishies into his net.

[@chrisjones3612]

... apparently the fat controller was most dischuffed 😊

[@markfox4970]

[@undercoveragent9889]

PA causing confusion and delay. lol

[@AuldScot1888]

The absolute sense of entitlement shown by Curly, Larry and Moe. I hope they get to see the video and see what utter planks they made of themselves.

[@dr_dr]

It'll probably be one of their customers that will point them in the right direction; probably with much mirth which they'll have to take and pretend they're in on the joke (which they most definitely weren't).

[@greatlambrini8722]

The return of Toc Tic and Instacoin. Plus a new clipboard. 🤣 Please share your police free bubble. 🤣 Great episode.

[@sipukka]

Police free bubble 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bloody marvellous work

[@PureAudits]

Thank you - and thanks for supporting me too 🙏😀

[@drdel76]

Superb PA. You are the “Columbo” of auditors!

[@LorrieLogan]

The Company Guys were fretting about nothing. They do not understand, their Company does not own the sky. 🌸

[@markfox4970]

It is also permitted to breathe too!

[@SD-rq2ob]

Clip board!!!! Awesome idea, so funny when you lifted it up to show him 🤣🤣

[@SimonOHara-e1n]

I wonder how they feel after finding out PA is playing with them, and making them look so foolish?

[@marky_starky]

Wow! The 'Objectionable' police! That's a first! Then it's the 'Weird' police as well!

[@cronocide]

Lucky he wasn't wearing a loud shirt in a built up area.

[@scotttchviski6706]

@@cronocide Or, walking on the cracks in the pavement.

[@deef3430]

To be fair, they were very polite and gentle with you, obviously thought you were a special case, great video.

[@marky_starky]

'I don't want' 'I don't want' 'I don't want' 'I don't want' 'I don't want' 'I don't want' 'I don't want' 'I don't want' 'I don't want'.... Reality check... Entitlement ever so slightly dented. This is why parents shouldn't give their kids businesses to run... all the power + none of the graft = overblown ego.

[@MaxPowers]

Pure Audits is a 4D chess level troll. 😂

[@philldownes8685]

only one trolling is you, everyone else likes pa's vids

[@shanewalker6609]

Loving the wafer thin drone,😂😂😂 They can't see that they are being wound up? absolute magic LMAO👍

[@chrisstephens6194]

Three tiny brains scrambled by a couple of cameras, hilarious 😂😂😂

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

Nutshell , nut house more like it 😂😂

[@JohnSmith-gz4qb]

This has to be one of the best I've ever seen.!! Pure Gold.!!

[@jonmark1920]

What fun, the joys of talking to the public who know nothing about public photography and cant pick up on sarcasm 🤣🤣

[@jimbomacroth3400]

This is brilliant! You had them so confused. they were like cavemen trying to start a washing machine. What a laugh!

[@reesnoble955]

Mr lic,I’m glad to see that you expanded your equipment with a clip board. That obviously increasing your importance.

[@Anotherginge-t3b]

In a “nutshell “…….comedy gold! ❤️❤️👏

[@andrewrafferty566]

" i live in a police free bubble"".... pure class buddy. well done

[@edmetcalfe8974]

“I live in a police-free bubble” always makes me chuckle. I wish I could join you in it. 😅

[@AndrewFlower-c2l]

Watched you for a couple of weeks I just had to subscribe 👍👍👍 brilliant!

[@rdouble365]

“I do know someone that does roofs…….” 🤣🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅🤣

[@an-albumhole4400]

I'm going to come onto the PUBLIC footpath and TELL a member of the public not to fly over CAA controlled airspace..... Sorry Mr Owner your authority ends at the door of your Business. PA, as always your calm and patients is mighty

[@jackwarren3080]

Did anyone else get the impression he didn’t want Pure to do it?

[@barryabell5410]

Whatever gave you that impression 🤔

[@edyak6280]

The clip board is a nice touch…😂

[@nineoclockhero]

A man taking pictures. Totally beyond comprehension. I'd bet they're still trying to take it in even now.

[@MikeEves]

They won't be able to sleep. Total paranoia.

[@StraightouttaBristol]

This is very clever British humour.... Im an English man and its very reminiscent of the office. Fantastic ❤

[@Dublin10]

It’s like a monty python sketch,very good 😂😂

[@tanyalister]

In a Nutshell P.A, I will be wiping this company from my twit face page. Loving your activism, thank you

[@barryabell5410]

Well there was definitely 3 twit faces there today

[@MrPatvee]

I couldn't get a feel for the place until I saw this drone footage. Thanks for posting!

[@leeoliver7151]

Your the king of the wind ups mate you get them going big time makes me laugh every time

[@Nigfis]

Flippin' Toc-tic and face page. LOL, this character of yours has developed so well, do you want to see my camera? It just drives them to look, It's got a big lens, distraction. I mean, how else can we get a feel of the virtual world? I love it.

[@highlandrc9036]

Holy shit this video was so funny. loved it keep up the good work

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😀

[@timbullman1991]

I think I saw a smile. Finally someone was excited.

[@beds139]

What an ungrateful bunch… you even bought a clipboard with you.😊😅😅😅

[@cronocide]

I love clipboards I own 4, my favourite is similar to Pub's one but it's not blue.

[@beds139]

@ I think he should buy clipboards in a selection of colours & then arrange a public vote for our favourite colour for him to use in future.😃

[@thejudge-kv2jk]

'I think he wants me to do it.'' Hahaha.

[@dennisnash8435]

I'm pretty sure at no time did they realise you were taking the piss. MOT. BBC. ITV. CNN... not forgetting how excited you are 😂😂😂

[@Bulldogbeauty]

Comedy gold IN A NUTSHELL😂😂😂😂😂

[@geoffmortimer5304]

Sky TV might want to make a documentary about it, lol 😂😂

[@richardprimett4978]

self important people , need more from this company

[@GlastoGeek7]

Love this 'simpleton' approach 😅😂

[@stephencoleman2414]

The clipboard is a great addition to the chaos 😂😂😂

[@MikeEves]

It's hilarious 😅

[@barryabell5410]

In a Nutshell there was at least 3 Nuts giving unlawful directives 🤣🤣

[@beardedlady6291]

Ah! The dangerous clipboard 😂😂

[@robl1613]

Insta coin...tok tic...😂😂😂😂...I get mixed up with my words😅

[@69spook]

Bookface....😂

[@andrewplummer1682]

He wasn't as excited as you were was he! Didn’t even want to see your zoom camera. Strange guy. Love your channel!

[@runswithcows]

Calls the police for the heinous crime of being objectionable and then threatens theft on camera. I have smarter shoes.

[@DQ940]

The clipboard is a great addition! 😂 I think the quiet guy was definitely excited about it. Great video as always, you are a master at this!

[@DQ940]

Ps. I am based about 40 mins away from there. If you happen to come by my business I'll happily give you a guided tour!

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😁😁😁

[@davelordy]

He 100% spoke to the police, and they 100% definitely said "it's weird" and "we're not happy".

[@stephenwabaxter]

Knowing your rights and persevering won the day.

[@aflentertainment]

Their slogan should be, Nutshell... All Shell No Nuts!

[@barryabell5410]

All Shell run by Nuts more like

[@aroundthecoast3334]

More like we’re all Nuts with no Shell.

[@underwaterbubbles]

Makes me laugh when they take a photo of a bike and i didn't realise Eric Morecombe was still around lol. In a nutshell they had no leg to stand on.

[@NeathSpadge]

Those portion sizes are so extremely fascinating. 🙂 How do you do this without cracking up laughing? There is no way I would get through 1 minute doing what you do. Thank you Mr Pure. You make my mornings.

[@MtbinMtbin]

You should change from pure audits to pure gold

[@MickG-l1r]

We are all ignorant on certain subjects but people who are confident in their ignorance is unbelievable!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

No matter how considerable the obstacles may be, you continue to overcome them! Continued respect!!😊

[@PureAudits]

🙏

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Th​@@PureAuditsYes big respect! & thanks PA

[@peteryoung5791]

Live in a virtual world and I don't wanna go there yet!!!!!!!!!

[@ukwhitewitch]

I'm so happy Tok Tik, instacoin, etc. were included 🎉🎉 Delightful as always the way you bamboozled them 😂😂😂

[@PureAudits]

Thank you! 🙏

[@IanLewisCymru]

I think they were DELIGHTED you were making a video about the company - they just dint want to pay for it. Did you notice how they all wanted to meet you - before you become a T.V. star with your own series. Well done Pure - ACE career move that! :)

[@TravelTarget779]

PA never fails to blow my mind! A clipboard this time? Pure genius. Still holding out for the metal detector comeback, but hey, gadgets are gadgets - and I'm here for it! 🚀✨

[@wolvoman1]

'NUTSHELL' Thats very appropriate, they are all NUTS

[@stevefdarby4057]

Somehow I don't think he's excited.

[@cruiseylee]

Best part of video that was lol. Then other guy goes no he isn’t lol.

[@Neil2022]

Love how this guy makes them so baffled and really wondering what’s happening.😂

[@Bosun25]

How did so many people get missed by the education system

[@streamsofconsciousness8651]

When you asked him why he was filming and he answered "Why not?", for one moment i thought he finally had got it. But he didnt.

[@beds139]

A couple of those roofs look a bit dodgy. Better ring your mate.😊

[@seanbeveridge920]

I'm not a betting man, but if I was, I'd say Pub based his character on Corporal Jones. This is one of the best and funniest auditor channels on 'FaceTube'.

[@waynesaunders4599]

Love it, its only going to be a little video, 30 minutes with the drone, a couple hours with the footage 😂, you never fail to entertain

[@greigallan5845]

Love your humour. They don't know they're being played 😅

[@MotoPhill]

Absolutely brilliant comedy gold as always love the new clipboard just take some notes for tok tik 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@olbabrn]

"Where you come from?" "A long way!" 😅

[@steveabbott864]

It’s exciting gets me every time! 🤣🤣

[@musiclover9361]

"I'll put it on TokTik." OMG, you are just sublime! How do you do it with a straight face? Fantastic! Keep playing the thicko. They don't know how to handle you! I love it! 😂

[@kimiverson4926]

Love the clip board . you're a legend 😊

[@grahamh6988]

So you report "objectionable" people to the police?........He'd be the first person to want the police to catch criminals wouldn't he? Madness.

[@MikeEves]

Yes, anybody you don't like, you disagree with, or if you just don't like their opinion; just reported it to the police. The police also now deal with customer complaints for local businesses. The world has gone mad, especially in the last 4 years. 😉

[@taliamar8115]

@@MikeEves police even deal with footballers sometimes they aint in a police free bubble no one is

[@JimmyMac-jo3zh]

I am also intrigued by portion sizes.

[@Itisfinished.]

This fool thinks it's appropriate to call the police and say there's a man being objectionable, what a coward.

[@cruiseylee]

That was by far your best ever video lol. I was in stitches. Thank you so much for all the are you exciteds 😂😂. I just hope the reason you not been saying it is they was older videos you was putting out and now you’ve caught up etc haha. This has to be a theme and catch phrase u always use to angry non happy people. When you said he is excited and then the other guy went “no he isn’t” I was in stitches haha. Thank you so much PA. Made my day! I just wish you was a 1 video a day man haha. Please keep up the are you exciteds. It’s hilarious 😂😂

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏 - and thanks for supporting me 😀

[@cruiseylee]

@PureAudits no probs PA. I do think you need to appoint me as your ideas person or PA lol!! I may email you. I have immense talents haha. I'm chess character of the year x3. Many other thinhs, haha.