Jake and Amir: Citizen's Arrest

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[@KingGhidorah5464]

this episode has both insecure Jake and overzealous Amir.

[@bakarenibsheut12]

KingGhidorah5464 I think both those adjectives apply to both of them, but yeah!

[@joshuabalcombe4975]

You can't tell a high !

[@KhyeTheWandereR]

I prefer to call him "douchebag jake"

[@iizzcool]

@@bakarenibsheut12 nah. Amir is overconfident not insecure.

[@NN-sp9tu]

“Call off the backups, this tweens got stale herb” is a great line lol

[@WilsonMackle101]

"Hashtag hashbag" Wow, that's actually brilliant.

[@domcahill8396]

The I cannot tell a high line is genius. He’s been smoking oregano for 2 years... he literally can’t tell a high.

[@DendyJungle]

The fact he asks rosie how to actually use it every time he buys oregano from him, means he subconsciously knows he isnt getting high like he is supposed to

[@TheSecondBeef]

I just realized that Jake rubs “weed” in his gums like cocaine LOL

[@vincevvn]

That’s how you can test if it’s pure shit

[@10mangakid]

@@vincevvn I legit thought you had to “test” weed like that 🤦‍♂️

[@iizzcool]

@@10mangakid you do

[@Telic]

@@iizzcool yeah you do clearly

[@tgkafg]

@@10mangakid That's how u test good oregeno tho

[@PlazmaCatcherYiffMaster]

"Ya know what's the saddest part?" "That you survived?" XD

[@rainbowslushy223]

I read that as he said it lol

[@Jomali]

"To get high I sprinkle it on a doobie" This sentence is going to haunt me until the day I die.

[@BenjaminGoose]

Bad experience?

[@iizzcool]

@@BenjaminGoose no it just doesn't make any sense lol

[@twilightsparkle75]

@@iizzcool i mean its just wasteful like when people roll joints in kief.

[@daijme]

Everything about this is beyond cursed

[@Jerry-gs4tc]

Dude has been buying weed from the same guy for 2 years and he's just now asking him how to smoke it

[@jakedeutscher]

"Selfie time" *presses power button*

[@lightningmcdweeb]

cameras have that feature

[@roughbro]

@@lightningmcdweeb it was different 7 years ago

[@Bodomi]

I CANNOT TELL A HIGH!

[@farmlandusa777]

I was going to like this but your at 420 likes so I'll comment congrats

[@toongoon9778]

"you're a drug"

[@slyricky9502]

Im high on you

[@arjunholmie]

On a "kilo, kilo and a half of that Columbian mud" 🤣🤣🤣 It looks like 5 grams lol

[@LiamEsterly]

Drugs are bad, especially Oregano, that stuff can get you messed up.

[@PermanentxHitMarkers]

Liam Esterly :(

[@LiamEsterly]

Oregano Man What?

[@LiamEsterly]

Oregano Man Oh, It took me a month and a half but I just looked at your username.

[@jontobin5942]

The withdrawal is killer. I sneezed for hours.

[@michaelholtz599]

Roach!

[@ejoshcoron]

This ep is an unending stream of brilliant lines

[@tdagarim10]

Love when Jeff turns into Dave! Too funny.

[@Levio100]

Easily the best pot jokes I've ever heard.

[@deaconblues_]

Does Jeff turn into Dave when he takes off the hat?

[@LooneyDude]

What Dave?

[@omgitsmeinnit]

Yeah haha.. It took me like 2 years to actually notice that! xD

[@smokejc]

+SuperLooneyDude They're twins.

[@mattb2704]

I'll ask the questions here.......

[@megharoni]

because he's a fraud.

[@michaelramsey82]

I love Amir refusing to answer questions and then immediately answering them.

[@InternetReview]

Amirs dad got so annoyed it was just a code green that he freakin moved

[@katcauldron6949]

"I cannot tell a HIGH!"

[@Search4truth488]

Amir hasn't called Jake comprende since like 2008!

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

comprende means do u understand...

[@Search4truth488]

The running joke is that Amir thinks it means friend. Genius.

[@smokejc]

doesn't that mean comprehend?

[@Search4truth488]

The running joke is that Amir thinks it means friend.

[@Search4truth488]

SexabIe Does he though? Does he really?

[@KingGhidorah5464]

Rewatching makes the beginning so much more cringe

[@tommytwobrews]

KingGhidorah5464 what? No it doesn't

[@minartson]

He means that knowing it's not actually weed makes Jake's acting even more cringe.

[@Gabeghouls]

I mean it’s mocking people who do the same. So it is cringy, but it’s supposed to be. One-Take Jake is a golden god.

[@alifa9675]

thatwasthejoke.gif

[@andrewmaderer1989]

I can't stop laughing everytime Jake screams, "I CAN NOT TELL A HIGH?"

[@joeybob4337]

A rare video where both Jake and Amir are insane jerks

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE. ACE HARDWARE.

[@Nowheremovies]

"I only smoke the dankest reefer" man Jake's really good to imitate tokers.

[@dropout]

Jake and Amir: Citizen's Arrest

[@rootpill]

Wow 7 likes, lol

[@ef4253]

+Gamer Games 7 months later, 28 likes.

[@baderbaltan]

+EdieLouise I got 29

[@definitelynotatroll]

Harri G 2 years and a week later than you, 35

[@robertbryson1841]

2 yearls later and 57

[@adamwolfe3005]

Amir turned off the Iphone. He never took a selfie.

[@LL-yn1zz]

Adam Wolfe oh amir

[@FilipTheMVC]

this is the best one, i think i've decided after 12 years that this is the best one

[@thatquietkid]

he was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette

[@scumcha8197]

That's how it's taken

[@evergreen6702]

and?

[@edgarfield7303]

Beautiful reference

[@joemama-fp3dp]

Give pop pop your hair

[@Winteramen]

To be fair, he was blazed high stoned AND gone.

[@calebduarte5255]

“You wanna know the saddest part? I used to respect you. And now I know the truth about you…you’re a drug.” Breaking Bad, season 5

[@DeadMemesAndWeirdDreams]

2:55 is such a smooth drop catch

[@cloudx2266]

I’ve watched this 100s of times and just now noticed when he takes off the Bennie he changes into a different person.

[@JD-qi2bj]

I CAN NOT TELL A HIGH! xD

[@SaltySteff]

I love how tiny the bag is

[@ezenart]

*takes off glasses* *takes off glasses without putting them back on* *takes of beanie* *has beanie magically on again* Cool editing skills, bro.

[@slyricky9502]

This is easily one of the funniest pieces of comedy to ever exist.

[@The89001]

i like how they put amir's stupidity and jake's douchyness into one video

[@s1ight]

"#hashbag" that was actually hilarious, great vid

[@frazzlesreviews5379]

“She’s… not a judge” Love it when Amir gets embarrassed by Jake 😂

[@tantareanuion1683]

you mean the other way around amir embaressed jake

[@frazzlesreviews5379]

@@tantareanuion1683 until the ending. he’s embarrassed jake thought that’s as a judge. they embarrass each other and i love it 😂

[@JoeyMayer]

When Jeff takes the hat off and turns into Dave, the hats back on when it cuts to Jake.

[@GangeHrolfr]

#Hashbag

[@BaconManProd]

A lot of people say it that way... its one of the most common ways to say it...

[@VijiogFrito]

A slap on the wrist, and some munchy snacks

[@Calembunial]

I love how it's Colombian AND Mexican at the same time. LMAO

[@Durlath96]

Being a stoner, i find this very offensive.

[@KonradKavallieratos]

then you're not really one

[@AssignedClownAtBirth]

You bring shame to us all, go smoke a joint and relax

[@Durlath96]

that really hurts dood. i was just trying to make you guys laugh. no need to be bullies.

[@Greyz174]

well, that's like your opinion man...

[@moviedude22]

hahaha you guys had me at " what it doooo.... my dude ??"

[@olinkirkland]

oh my god this script is so good

[@fumblewolf]

This is one of my favourite episodes

[@pennydesouza]

Pre and post hat brothers - which is the Dave Rosenberg they always refer to on their podcast? It's the first one right?

[@baron1324]

Dave was the post hat scene.

[@teresapagani4181]

"i'll ask the questions here.....ace hardware" hahahaha

[@jamesforrester2876]

When the fella pulls the hat off of his head and says "I'm a phonie!" that's a different bloke right? They look really similar.

[@rvnscr]

You can clearly see the video cut, mate.

[@jamesforrester2876]

Yeah I saw the cut I just didn't know if it was a different bloke.

[@ahmedismail8754]

They are twins.

[@CloudNine_terryl]

"9-1-1 I caught the bitch!" LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@marcellomata8388]

2:33, Rosie takes off his glasses twice

[@chasmantrader]

still holding the phone call with 911 after taking a selfie hahahahaha

[@Mr2vicky]

Wearing a Mariners hat to buy drugs. Pretty good Washington joke right there.

[@Ambister]

holy shit jake is hilarious in the beginning until he gets arrested.

[@adamgodown299]

2022 and I still lose it at “get out of jail free-tard”

[@riedstep]

when he took off the hat it looked like they switched in his twin.

[@VijiogFrito]

riedstep they did

[@MarioThaMonkey]

I'm a phony.

[@munjee2]

Oregano is probably more expensive than weed here

[@snapskityy]

Amir's arms, just wow, hothothothot

[@ajnode]

Lol Amir is fucking tiny - he's got skinny little chicken wings.

[@xianos707]

jake and amir is the best thing on collegehumor

[@Vijay-tg7hf]

between 2:46 and 2:47 do they even change the actor? XD

[@SimpleVisionVideos]

Ive seen this video like 8 times and I finally noticed that Amir locks his phone when trying to take a picture of the drugs

[@mrvoid1997]

Lol! at 2:46 he is wearing the hat, then at 2:49 It is on again.

[@NougatCN]

“It’s a little bit of weed! You loser!”

[@bigbuffguy23]

Lol I'm high as shit rn

[@JoshuaKilimnik]

“hashtag hash bag” is such a good joke

[@SimpleBiscuit]

I love the way he acts like a small child when he gets it

[@Winteramen]

"Code green, code green. This tween's got stale herb"

[@King_Of_Midgard]

Why do all the druggies think its cool to call it offensive when people joke about their wasting their lives for no real reason.

[@jamesforrester2876]

druggies? You sound like my grandmother lol

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Gee, I don't know, they must not like being told that they're wasting their lives for no real reason.

[@Shuturmouth4]

i enjoy the wast

[@1337snake888]

SexabIe I don't you know what a "freetard" is.

[@zeus7664]

lol plz, tell me what u consider to be "meaningful" in life... obviously u have daddy issues or sum shit or u wouldnt be such an angry little girl, desperately trying to convince urself that u've chosen the correct path in life, likely due to self-insecurity. u have all the answers to life, right? seriously, do some fucking research into cannabis before attempting to insult others.

[@Gabeghouls]

Appreciate the Mariners hat, Jakey 👍

[@ricardolutz8964]

I CAN NOT TELL A HIGH!

[@YoungBrave2006]

I believe they have a lot of vids that have never been published on this channel nor the collegehumor site at the Jake and Amir site, plus they have a fairly new podcast at IfIwereyoushow, which is always at least half an hour long, and they do that every Monday. I like it, and just binge listened to all the podcasts over the last couple of days. They even made a vid of their Kickass Dad podcast,, which is on the IfIwereyou channel here on YT.

[@brandonseasholtz8132]

I cannot tell a high!

[@TimoshiiSan]

Gotta see the outtakes from this!

[@TheNattiemaddie]

Thumbnail looks like Jared Padalecki

[@manchesterisblue1023]

insecure jack eps are the fucking best ones

[@botreyger3911]

#hashbag

[@whitnizzlewhitnizzles50]

Omg take a selfie with that, and you're the one whose gonna get blamed lmao love this video, I want to have coffee with you guys!

[@TigerGun7]

"Mexican" and "Grade A" do not belong in the same sentence, if you're talking about bud. haha

[@GangeHrolfr]

I think that's the point haha, look at Jake fuckin tastin it like it's coke

[@OhYouReckonDoYa]

Dude he also said "kilo/kilo and a half"

[@P.08]

" hashtag hash bag " LOL ... it was so fucking hilarious

[@LemonMerigueTie]

hashtaaag hash baaaag

[@jboss6199]

2:38 Rosie is just as good putting on and taking off glasses as Amir is

[@liam6207]

#clamdip

[@SeraphsWitness]

"Where did you get those plastic handcuffs?"... you mean, zip ties? lol

[@Sav3TheWorld]

Why is it that all the people who don't do drugs try to make fun of drugs to be cool?

[@TheSandvichTrials]

Are they making fun of drugs or are they making fun of Jake? I don't see how this is making fun of drugs.

[@TheExplodingPumpkin]

They're not making fun of drugs. They're making fun of little kids who try to be cool by doing drugs. Big difference.

[@youtubeviewing9083]

They smoke weed. They have some pretty funny stories about it on their podcast.

[@MrCamradude]

Being i person that does drugs on occasion i do not find the offensive in the slightest, or see how you find it offensive.

[@MrCamradude]

MrCamradude *a

[@TheErnieBM]

Best ive seen in a min !

[@Jayman4440]

"Bullshite! I only smoke the dankest reefer" I WAS FUCKING DEAD XD

[@bbpoltergeist]

This might just be their best episode.

[@michaeldwilliamsjr]

"...We looking at a kilo or a kilo and a half of that Colombian Mug...grade A sh*^..." HAHAHAHA

[@DridgeDEU]

This one was reaaally well written!

[@lilitulee]

That switch out was classy

[@DavidDavidDavidDavidDavid]

Oregano is a gateway drug.

[@luigibros224]

theres a difference between trying to sound smart and building one metaphor upon another until eventually your statement gets out of propoirtion.

[@IPatricio]

Rod... You're an inspiration

[@siennaeleanora5352]

Oh god jake is such a dork. "Sprinkle it on a doobie" hahaha

[@grahamiii]

I'm wearing El Hefe Jeff Rosenberg's mugshot on my shirt right now he's probably in for selling loud. What up nation

[@WhySooSerious0]

We need more Jake and Amir & more Hardly Working!

[@JCshizle]

this one deserves more views

[@ChaoticDraco619]

2:32 Amir says "I gave you a get out of jail free tard". Made me laugh. That is all.

[@spencerboyce4399]

How come when loading a video it takes forever but the ads go on perfectly !!!!!!!!

[@NotMac]

Listening to their podcast its so weird watching their characters again :p