Jake and Amir: Thanksgiving Scroll

[@Drarack]

The way Dave positions himself outside the door gets me every time.

[@thatmanckid]

paha i know right, just before it closes on him as well

[@BadIdeaBoss]

I love that Dave Rosenberg always thinks knocked out people are dead.

[@thatmanckid]

like when amir hits rosie with the football

[@switchmaster64]

Anas 11 chalk*

[@TheOfficialBacon]

@@switchmaster64 It is chalky, to be sure, but there are some redeeming characteristics

[@switchmaster64]

@@TheOfficialBacon No I mean it's literally chalk, I mean, look!

[@TheOfficialBacon]

@@switchmaster64 Enough! More than enough, actually, okay? There's constructive criticism, and then there's this...this... this... this... this poison that you say to me

[@michaelh13]

Jake: "You're such a small coward" Immediately, Murph appears and Jake cries tears of soy

[@lanaharrison1862]

"You mean joy?... Tears of--..." *Sees actual tears of soy* "...How!?"

[@OrganizedMadnes]

Michael Hooper remember that one time Jake overreacted to an 11 year old girl that rode her bike past him.

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+OrganizedMadnes She made a legit swipe at his bag! And his juice? It was full! It was unopened!

[@MPearce34]

He's beefing soy!

[@ShilohRipka]

Bn n ​@@OrganizedMadnes

[@PinkManGuy]

1:04 Number 8 is my favourite because of how relatable it is. We all known someone who's said something that's like... 25-50% correct. If you try to call them out on it, they repeat the part they're correct in while talking down to you... Or we've been that person. The way that Amir says "Asparagus is a vegetable..!" is perfect, he absolutely NAILED the tone.

[@arjunholmie]

Yup, people dont point out these little funny moments in an argument that J and A capture perfectly

[@HandsUp12100]

"My court-appointed attorney gave him a handy and a blow!" may be one of my favorite lines of the whole series

[@Psychol-Snooper]

The punchline was "two jobs for the price of fun."

[@valx5]

@@Psychol-Snooper more like.... two jobs for the price of *PUN*

[@BoolyK]

Fav detail about this episode is that even though Amir didn’t need to use the bathroom he still pulls down his pants inside to read the scroll

[@matanamaron360]

p p

[@abhayrampal4120]

Is it cus he shits his khakis instead?

[@mikajulin]

"It was more than deserved, it was earned" has stuck with me for years. That's such a great way to describe some problems.

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

I fucking love how Amir is able to see the future when he writes scrolls

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

He is, after all, a wizard and a warlock

[@SeraphsWitness]

Jake not wanting to get dragged into a pedantic discussion about vegetables versus root vegetables is awesome.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I thought Amir didn't wanna eat the yams? He hates yams, he doesn't wanna eat the yams and now he has to eat the yams! He's gotta eat the yams! Asparagus!

[@owen-cu6gr]

Which of those is a vegetable to you?

[@bwill123]

@@owen-cu6gr Strawberry??

[@ub3521]

Meat??

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Stop saying Yams!!

[@BradyAus]

... *YaMS*

[@shanebanzet7205]

"This hulking ape is more than in shape, and look at me this frightened queer jew." Is such a hard line

[@IPigGod]

i think they should do a video where its Murph vs Rosey. Kinda Amirs protector and Jakes lol

[@gsr1133]

I was about to say that :D

[@Darth_Xionn]

Rosie isn't Jakes protector, he's just tired of Amir hitting him in the head with stuff.

[@TheBillieWay]

Mac It's actually Dave, Rosie's twin (I think) brother.

[@surelock3221]

mann gegen mann

[@Winteramen]

@@TheBillieWay yeah, Dave beats up Amir for always bullying Jeff (since v early episodes).

[@firstnamelastname4752]

A grey goose with gold teeth? I wonder if they were 'on sale'.

[@thatmanckid]

*sal

[@aloissmite8671]

Sam

[@kirbylover37]

+Cook Isbae ... Sale.

[@badarthraya6113]

Off sale

[@bobbobington4119]

Anon Omous b

[@thatquietkid]

I love how Jake doesn't even catch that Amir said "a whopper from Wendy's"

[@Gabeghouls]

Its so good. But to be fair to Jake, that wasn't the weirdest part of that whole sentence.

[@TheArabsolga]

"Do what you must, I accept your blows. Break my jaw, Eviscerate my nose" LMAOOOO

[@memsterboy12]

I kinda want a show about Amir's childhood

[@MrChickencooper]

hannibal rising its called

[@MissMusicLuver97]

+Dedpewl l Oh my goodness gracious, you just went there

[@MrFearForce]

Young amir

[@julianjuj9431]

It would make me beef tears of soy

[@HandsUp12100]

Coming this Fall to CBS

[@CFijWPG]

Rosenberg is like the Murph to Amir's Jake.

[@surelock3221]

*to Jake's Amir

[@bucketsnstuff]

What

[@LoMo_11]

Y'all know what time it is. Gotta come back yearly for this ish

[@rhamieljoseph9775]

Play it by year?

[@jaidaniels5392]

You know what this was missing, if i dare say? If only they including a simple rosé.

[@PogieJoe]

The scroll episodes are incredible. XD The rhymes are glorious.

[@rageboyRM]

Ah this brings back memories...... my father also tried to drown me in alcohol when I was 11......

[@LimitedWard]

Wait, really? That's pretty fucked up.

[@shipuddenshaq]

LimitedWard You say that like it's not a normal part of childhood...

[@Illyndra]

Mine gave me beer in a sippy cup on a regular basis as a kid age 2-4ish to "keep me quiet" -_-;

[@TheUltramuppet]

Illyndra L well that's how we all end up on the internet

[@rageboyRM]

***** Sounds like good times, bet you cry.... I mean LAUGH about it now, right?

[@Yoni123]

come on jake, scroll episodes are the best!

[@vivianvizcarra2179]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

[@luisvalencia4345]

thank you happy thanksgiving to you too!

[@10outofTenley]

Clicked this the moment I saw "scroll"... thank you, Amir.

[@JoshRimer]

Where do they come up with this stuff? XD

[@dropout]

In the office.

[@aimeechevallier2703]

CollegeHumor Jesus.

[@joeluiscortez3714]

Lol smartass

[@EmgoFilms]

I don't think it's that hard.

[@G00DFACE]

#hashbag

[@Rylee_G]

Amir speaks in free association poetry

[@adfuzz6]

I just noticed that they film J&A in the stalls with the doors open, you can see the back of the latch on the left side of the screen

[@Dangerwiggles]

D: He didn't wash his hands!!

[@MegaGangsta4life]

*GASP* That fiend! I love how you point that out and not the fact that he killed Amir xD

[@SOLAR_WillToWin]

"Two jobs for the price of fun" LOL I lost my shit

[@AndrewPonti]

When Jake says "Miss-information" did you not just want to yell "FAKE NEWS!", or was that just me? No, just me? Oh well, at least it was 2 jobs for the price of fun.

[@samuelborsellino2553]

Roses are red, clovers are green, there will always be a Jake and Amir, that I have not seen.

[@blueturtle3623]

Good lord do I want a psychologist to analyze Amir.

[@DarkOkamiAlpha]

Rosies number most said line "He's dead"

[@ironspidey0]

Rosie standing outside the door never fails to make me laugh, even after all these years haha

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

That's not Rosie that's his brother. Even though they're both Rosenbergs, Jeff is the one with the Rosie nickname

[@heionlife9294]

@@Thomas-hh2yu Dave goes with the Rosey spelling

[@Draikenx]

Amir got kicked in the face. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[@fjrthtgrjhrjhr]

That kick is actually really realistic haha

[@justme22154]

Rosie doesn't know what dead means

[@RiddLs]

Number 5 is one of my favorite lines in CH history.

[@bluemistary]

Daves stance behind that door, jeez.

[@nikitanair6566]

the rhyme is unreal! Epicness!

[@neontime8507]

Dave is getting revenge for his brother.

[@davidgoesnanners]

Lol I love how Rosey just stands outside the door at parade rest.

[@DridgeDEU]

Haha, I loved this bully guy

[@thelight6607]

they call him rosey, if you have seen past jake and amir's, amir always abused him

[@itsjoebrown123]

THE LIGHT That's rosey's brother dave

[@thelight6607]

it is, i always thought Rosey was his nickname, and his full real name was David Rosenberg

[@ApartmentViews]

THE LIGHT No, his nickname is Rosie. His full name is Jeff Rosenburg (seen in 'Hardly Working: New Guy' as the first guy to get beat up... and many other CH videos that I can't remember right now). The guy in this video is his brother Dave Rosenburg.

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

ApartmentViews They look exactly the same

[@NYStateOfMind986]

So I guess this is revenge for the bread (chalk) throwing incident from last episode

[@alexpabloroy]

Amir's killed him a couple times like that. Like with a football in the episode where his class all wrote letters to his future self hoping he was dead.

[@CooldownRedux]

Alexander Roy yeah i know but in the last episode, he throws bread and kills rosie

[@captainautobots]

Dave is to Amir what Murph is to Jake.

[@paoesmile]

Amir is _such_ an *amazing* poet

[@aeddonmckaba9797]

A wren isn't even a pheasant. That's why I love this show.

[@jeffinson5417]

When Amir pulls out the scroll y’know its’s a banger lol

[@sfbuck415]

his kick can't be that terrifying if it took him so many tries to break the latch on a bathroom stall

[@duskopejic182]

Guys, I don't know what crazy subliminal messages you are doing when editing, but I'm laughing even in my sleep every time I see one of your videos! Jake and Amir - GREATNESS

[@gregfix3333]

yo my ad started "own a business? youre gonna want to see this" and i deadass thought they were about to have a scroll

[@AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg]

Should've called Murphy to Jake

[@95Bartlett]

I love how Jake walks to the bathroom to get away from Amir fully knowing that is a boundary he has crossed several times before.

[@johnmuschaweck9395]

They make my day every day. I fucking love these videos.

[@ModernEphemera]

Amir Raymond Blumois

[@gbird.]

finally found my birthday episode

[@lj-iv5rx]

Oh I never thought about that!

[@fortnitevision4240]

I know Amir was referencing a song, but do you think the grey goose Amir is talking about could be Sale the goose? Y'know the goose with the ganked dentures.

[@felixhultman184]

Sal?

[@dirtyjewmouth]

+Felix Hultman lolol no sale

[@felixhultman184]

+dirtyjewmouth Sam?

[@fortnitevision4240]

+Felix Hultman Did I mention sale was a goose?

[@TheCooderix]

Sale, sal or sam?

[@scytha3721]

I love all the scroll episodes. This will be the fifth for my specific playlist.

[@BrothersofOG]

Scroll videos are the best! :)

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

The scary things I think Amir would actually eat me for number 10.

[@magicalmysteryollie]

best scroll video!

[@tannermcdavid6333]

Agreed

[@DestrovPro]

Scroll binge anyone?

[@alexandermarc5641]

Probably the best episode of Jake and Amir.

[@user84074]

Finally time to watch this again :)

[@Schubert34]

I wish we could have seen Dave v. Murph

[@jonnypayne598]

Trapp v Pat

[@SoulSonder26]

I love the lore that Rosie just can't tell when people are dead, and always says they're dead even if they're fine. See: the Bread episode. ... he was bread the whole time.

[@RatherBaAnime]

Amir's face when he first starts the scroll. He knows has about to have a good time lolol

[@andrewcnut991]

two jobs for the price of fun! haha best line of all his lists

[@Jonasman315]

This made me remember "4th of July Scroll". One of the best Jake and Amir clip!

[@padawanjesus]

the list episodes the best

[@bengoldberg16]

Holy shit what happened to rosy. Havent seen him in forever, then he comes back super different

[@Nullllus]

That's his brother.

[@HIKAJO]

From where did jake get that sweet plaid hoodie? I need one, b b b b bad.

[@Blaze5x5x5]

I noticed this 8 years too late considering I saw this when it came out but when jake gets up and it cuts back to amir then back to him the editor made the jump a few seconds too early so jake finishes standing twice. Like he had started to take a step cut to amir and then back and he finishes standing and walks again

[@detryish]

stood up, pointed at me and said:"I rest my case."

[@BlackPurist]

who else comes back here every thanksgiving

[@noahbarnes5172]

You know he only pointed out the fact that McDonald's doesn't sell dunkaroos, doesn't even point out that he said he was getting a whopper from Wendy's

[@bladeraptor1]

Darn i want amir to teach me how to teleport

[@a.9913]

Holy shit, I just realized that Dave Rosenberg stood at parade rest outside of the bathroom. That's such a hilarious detail.

[@povgames]

IT WAS THANKS GIVING TODAY? lol, I just played Battlefield all day...

[@owenc.8288]

same here

[@ultimatetaggerung]

thats depressing

[@leejahtsosie3927]

ultimatetaggerung Depressing and true...

[@OhplsAndrew]

I no longer feel bad for the Rosenberg twins.

[@AaronTheImposter]

I'm so mad this never became a TV show

[@70sman]

The worst part is that there's a pilot out there, unreleased.

[@deemster0]

Best episode ever

[@dalemegaasskicker]

watching this on the pot

[@HURLEY7130]

happy thanksgiving jake and amir :)

[@ElibomKeeg]

Best one in a while

[@lifequotient]

How are you gonna have bird love, for a pheasant you've never heard of?? 🤣

[@alexthekiddgaming340]

I've re-watched this five time's and the violent twitch at the end still get's me XD

[@dichotomyofone]

I was hoping there would be one of these for thanksgiving.

[@PurpsJL_HAQ]

I love how Dave Rosenberg always beats up Amir as if revenge for when Amir would always beat up Jeff Rosenberg.

[@amyb3094]

every lorde reference brings everything just little closer to home

[@darrion9669]

this never stops to amuse me :)

[@jimmysonglaugh8110]

I feel like it would have made sense for Jake to call on Dave whenever Amir called on Murph.

[@Anjolei2]

when amir started singing royals HAHAHA

[@Rokodor15]

Nov 28th 2013 RIP Amir bloomingfield. You won't be missed by many

[@Edited6]

I love Amir's library of scrolls.

[@remiwi2399]

One of my favorites

[@JSwaggaUnplugged]

I nearly died when Amir started singing Royals.

[@vocationforaliving1398]

One of the best guys!

[@Mish3aaL13]

I love how college humor makes everyone look like a bad ass

[@person1860]

That was hilarious!

[@UsamaKhan-kz2ln]

This is my favourite