Jake and Amir: Prom

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[@christosioannou9628]

My favorite part is that they didn't even buy a gallon of milk, Mickey had to work on a dairy farm for two weeks to get it.

[@davidwolfberg8453]

"that's your milk your problem Mickey"

[@RJLiams]

I think it's funnier that Mikey was willing to harass a teenager with Amir.

[@infaBmous]

@@RJLiams they should make a movie where ed helms goes around doing batshit stuff with a psychotic schizophrenic

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

And what makes *that* even funnier is that two weeks is a hell of a long time to get a gallon of milk from a dairy farm, most dairy cows produce 7 gallons a day and its not super hard to milk them.

[@nichenetwork9817]

Ed helms

[@samcrowley8611]

I love how Jake always asks Amir to dinner so he doesn't do anything stupid. That's true friendship.

[@myworldorder6753]

Either that or to make sure Amir doesn't embarrass him like in "Bowling for soup" lol but yeah true friendship for sure

[@ethownzbh]

I think it was more for those kids sake than Amir's lol

[@finn-sw9tq]

u right

[@stephaniesummer2663]

Sam Crowley I think he is making a sacrifice more for the kids than Amir.

[@DIYisntDead]

It's more so Amir doesn't hurt people.

[@nicupetricas9718]

"don't whisper to me, i don't wanna know your secrets." One of my favorite lines of the series

[@RoryFisher]

"they pushed me into a cow" only Amir can say that casually

[@TinyMarmaladeOfficial]

dodged a bullet there

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

One of Amir’s great acting moments: his side-eye on “hopefully” at 1:34, like he’s just barely deluded

[@GaffsNotLaffs]

The truly horrifying thing is that with how good Amir is at starting chants he probably would've been able to get the whole school to chant "moo cow, moo!" at that poor girl.

[@biamlutler8485]

"I might wanna call in a bomb threat though if the fuzz are gonna be there I might as well make them earn their keep"

[@ma-scalia8629]

best part.

[@chaumas]

It's the subtle things I love about J&A, like Amir roping Mickey into spending two weeks on a dairy farm in order to obtain a single gallon of milk.

[@brooksbrooks6805]

they should make a series of short videos of the perspective of Mickey and all the times Amir has let him down

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

they can't, because 1. they quit and collegehumor owns everything related to jake&amir 2. no one at collegehumor cares enough to get ed helms (mickey) back for what they consider a dead series

[@MadJack122]

+Ryan Brooks Have you not seen the last episodes? Micky gets revealed it's hilarious.

[@brooksbrooks6805]

1. I know they are done with college humor. 2. Yes i have seen the last episode. 3. Let me rephrase this, I Wish at the time, when College Humor was actually fucking awsome, that they could have made those videos... christ

[@cherryslat5702]

@@brooksbrooks6805 You really like lists don't you dude?

[@OneDerscoreOneder]

@@cherryslat5702 the 1st and the 3rd commenters are different people. Each person only made one list

[@Katloft]

"Don't whisper to me, okay? I don't want to know your secrets."

[@unrealnews]

I want a 30min episodic tv show called “Mickey, My Friend” where we watch the exploits of Mickey, ending in perpetual catastrophic disappointment. Two seasons on Netflix would be just fine, thank you. Caveat: it must be written and directed by Jake and Amir.

[@thekinglymantis4434]

"Don't whisper to me, because I don't want to know your secrets"

[@MsClaudiaDuran]

Fun Fact: This is Jake's mom's favorite episode.

[@PrestoPuma]

why does mickey keep falling for that?

[@charleslindenburg3104]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@TheArabsolga]

Charles Lindenburg FUCK OFF

[@PrestoPuma]

Charles Lindenburg What?

[@TheArabsolga]

Presto Puma It's a song and he keeps fucking posting it on every fucking comment and its fucking annoying

[@PrestoPuma]

anyway... y does Mickey keep falling for that?

[@depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408]

I love how Amir always say "Mickey, my friend" immediately followed by a short chuckle. xD

[@123PleaseDontDie]

"I just won't show up then! Heh. Actually... Can you not? Because I wanted to show up." Is an underappreciated line in the J&A pantheon.

[@seanedwards6283]

I'm friends with Dillon... He wears freakin sunglasses to class

[@julesk2629]

Sean Edwards That’s how you automatically spell Dylan?

[@taliakellegg5978]

@@julesk2629 it's my brother's name

[@taliakellegg5978]

@@babarhead6956 lol will do but really Dylan should be pronouced die lan and Dillon would be pronouced dill on and the only true one would be dillin

[@dillonmelnick4290]

That’s my name

[@Xlink527]

underrated quote

[@SkylarRuloff]

2 weeks on a dairy farm and Amir was going to dump 1 gallon of milk on her. What? Did Mickey milk cows or mice?

[@jflanagan9696]

Cows. The (human) mice were busy growing ears on their backs.

[@johnnythm777]

Amir only needed 1 gallon, but he asked Mickey to get 500 gallons just to be on the safe side.

[@zariajohnson9623]

l love how when amir lies about being somewhere, he always waves his hand in real life like they can see him

[@Mysticsloth]

MOO cow MOO! MOO cow MOO!

[@kayleespeirs]

MOO COW MOO MOO COW MOO MOO COW MOO

[@lukerichardson3976]

Alright, dinner tonight.

[@MissMusicLuver97]

Watching on my prom night

[@blank4371]

Can't belive someone is still watching Jake and Amir xD i thought that i was the only survivor

[@MandenTV]

Bad you

[@blank4371]

Bad me? NAH bad you.

[@neontime8507]

I'm sorry.

[@neontime8507]

+CaptJoy what? How?

[@BrenHeartsCappie]

A month later and "Moo, cow, moo. Moo, cow, moo." and the little hand motion still pops into my head at the most ridiculous times during my day.

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

Love how it’s a nice sacrifice on Jakes side by asking Amir to dinner.

[@sizzle9000]

"I might wanna call in a bomb threat, though, y'know? If the fuzz are gonna be there, we might as well freaking make them earn their keep." Brilliant.

[@TheKingFriday]

Wonder what's in the Amazon box...

[@abbyother7155]

I love getting the Jake and Amir Spotify add on the Jake and Amir videos. Haha.

[@rylofosho]

lumberjum555 The foreign person said she loves seeing the Spotify advertisements of Jake and Amir playing below the KZbin video

[@bjkatt7]

I wish I could watch this on my freaking iPod. I look forward to a new Jake and Amir episode every week.

[@that_one_momo_guy]

I thought this was some layered sarcasm comment right there but then I looked at the date and it made sense

[@Winteramen]

@@that_one_momo_guy Your reply to this comment may just have triggered a wave a new J&A fans confusion. It definitely took me a second to remember what an iPod was. Man, when the iPod Touch came out, shit changed the game.

[@brennanryan375]

I like how Amir's at least honest about his gestures to Mickey. Even though Mickey can't see it and got screwed on every other front. That honesty might actually be enough for Mickey to believe whatever Amir plans

[@dogspines1514]

Nah I'm gonna go with Micky. My friend. -Amir blumenfeld

[@TheMakusu2]

"Mickey" episodes where Amir talks to Mickey seem to always include a lot of Mickey and him talking and using Mickey's name far too often for Mickey to be comfortable with it.

[@SuperPiposaru]

TheMakusu2 Oh Mickey you're so Mickey you're so Mickey you blow my Mickey, hey Mickey!

[@thesource4324]

thats the joke

[@KneeCapHill]

+TheMakusu2 And in an episode he talks to mickeys wife whick is called minnie. And i'm not even joking.

[@Kenny-Blankenship]

+TheMakusu2 MICKEY MY FRIEND

[@mikelor84]

you're being goofy

[@bonnome2]

This episode really ties in well with the episode that Andy Bernard is dating high schooler

[@valx5]

if only those universes crossed

[@IronCladBadger]

I love how he says Mickey after every word while he's talking to him

[@Detinator247]

Poor mickey

[@iDirtyDianaX]

he's so fine

[@burger1018]

D Hey-O He's so fine he blew my mind.

[@WendigoPsycho]

D Hey-O he doesn't understand.

[@darrenpuccala1550]

+Kovrentam His love is taking me higher

[@OnnoDijkman]

Amir waving for no reason while on the phone with mickey😂

[@lexi44134]

Jake and Amir are the best part of College Humor.

[@tomfoolery58]

i love like how amir being late to work is like the longest running joke on the show

[@NikSwiftDigs]

"I don't want to know your secrets."

[@Avatarodin]

"I don't wanna know your secrets" is such an underrated line

[@jackconnolly5339]

moo cow moo

[@eghed8]

love that mickey agreed to got to prom with amir

[@trinityeidsness5985]

2:36 Dat wink

[@charleslindenburg3104]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@TheArabsolga]

Charles Lindenburg FUCK OFF

[@robmckennie4203]

"dodged a bullet there" is a really good line

[@NateWild]

OH FOR GOD SAKE KZbin CHANGED THE COMMENTS AGAIN

[@charleslindenburg3104]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@MUDMASK13]

when i saw this I was like "HOORAY! A NEW ONE!" these are way too addictive...

[@proofesur]

i feel bad for mickey

[@charleslindenburg3104]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@aaronmurrayvazquez]

“i dropped a G on this friggin tux, sir” 😂😂😂😂

[@roughryder5]

I think we all know a guy who wears sunglasses to class.

[@tomfoolery58]

Oh my god you don't know how much sense that makes now with the episodes of mountain hiker and milkman. This is crazy!!

[@Seb2323]

I wish I could wake up with cheese in my ears...

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

I just realized he mispronounces both lima and limo

[@liamdalemon1525]

1:27 am I the only person who wanted this to happen?

[@yoyomama95]

i love the way jake looks at amir when amir says "i'm going with Mikey, my friend"

[@deprogramm]

the feeling when u have no one to go to prom with :p badfeelsman

[@tobyphillips4312]

Vasting coldhandsman

[@The1Liner]

Got distracted by the box music video, then some other videos, now exiting the tabs to finally discover i was supposed to watch the new jake and amir.

[@mohammedsarker5756]

don'[t call your victim before you prank them.

[@RezKain]

@ItIsRebecca It doesn't actually change. The back light for the keys on the black berry go out, which does make it look like an iPhone.

[@audieobrien2505]

I'm real life, there's no way Mickey and amir would still be friends.

[@charleslindenburg3104]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@ninjalemurdude]

Charles Lindenburg Charles - Lindenburg

[@charleslindenburg3104]

Truth.

[@bobalex794]

Audie Obrien You're real life? I've been looking for you!

[@Jesuskreis95]

amir is sooooo good at the stuff that he does like at the end of the video!

[@MrAgentd]

Bring back Troopers.

[@BookishEmperor]

No.

[@MrAgentd]

I KNEW I could get somebody to comment that!

[@jordanatkinson9562]

Yes please

[@TeamJESNorway]

"Mickey, my friend!" you got to love it!

[@evsek7433]

Did he actually not work at all over 8 years?

[@lucifersam9]

The best Jake and Amir yet. I love any of them involving 'Mickey.'

[@thomasertas1217]

Moo cow moo

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I love how he says Mickey like a mobster lol

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

was the Dylan who wears sunglasses to school a columbine reference?

[@_timmy]

@SpaghettiToast it wasnt at the very VERY end but it was at the end of the sketch and then they did what they do like in movies or whatever where they have a little bit of stuff after the credits or whatever are over

[@emmaashton2353]

Mickey he's lieng an old man is dieing and nobody is crying but you mickey

[@HippieEhMey]

@JonathanRoxAlot I think he tried to do the "You can't see me" (waving-in-front-of-face) gesture but only half-decided to do it so it looks weird.

[@lordlossize]

mickey mifren.

[@Bobbleheads56]

“Its like not even close to that” LOL

[@mohammedsarker5756]

amir getting a girl? ha!

[@mohammedsarker5756]

true... but i was basing my comment on this video.

[@mohammedsarker5756]

TheUrbanBanana ok.

[@legoindy111]

Jake and Amir: Snakebite

[@mohammedsarker5756]

TheUrbanBanana good. gonna go for iftar, now so bye.

[@T1Man11]

This might be the first time I'm watching Jake and Amir videos and actually have time for that.

[@BlackWhite001]

One of my favorite Jake and Amir.

[@rickyjiggens2180]

The "I'm friends with dylan" was soooo funny

[@KIMADIAN]

"He wears sunglasses to class" HAHA

[@seasfubi]

dear college humor, thanks for letting me watch this on my laptop at work in a big quiet room, only to start laughing really loud and end up having everyone in the room stare at me funny. sincerely, feels like a jackass.

[@TheSaltyPimp]

@ItIsRebecca It didn't change, the buttons backlight just turned off. No big deal though.

[@mrtbdave1]

i love how in all these videos when amir refers to micky the first time he says '' micky my friend''

[@themarquess]

I can't believe this video got adapted for the silver screen and is starring Meryl Streep.

[@Tslick111]

I like the Amir and Mickey jokes... It makes Amir sounds like one of those mafia bosses who are talkin' to someone like they are joking but they aren't... - Captain Obvious

[@Katloft]

"Don't whisper to me I don't want to know your secrets." I use this quite often.

[@n64p3]

But the part where Jake asks about the corsage is hilarious!

[@n64p3]

This is one of the better jake and Amir's

[@ynkrock7]

I saw "Amir" once in Williamsburg with his mom and dad with a suit case. He was making his confused face, I didn't say a word I was too amazed

[@FTJFuelTheJet]

Jake and amir just never gets old for me!

[@alexandermason3421]

2017 and still addicted

[@Fulton95LOL]

How come recently some CH videos can't be watched on my iPod? It's really starring to annoy me :( I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!

[@the1jessebrown]

damn in 2020 this sketch is wild haha i cant believe it

[@saykharng]

I used to 'Like' and 'Add to Fav' on the half way through, but now I 'Like' and 'Add to Fav' first then i watch.

[@Bigkahkistan]

God this is so awesome. I love when Amir plots.

[@theBCBOMBER]

I never thought the day would come when the end of a Jake and Amir didn't have "College Humor Originals" segment....

[@sneakertri]

aahh mickey my friend ...never gets old

[@TripleGrandMusic]

Lol Amirs desk sign "if you look under 25 be prepared to show ID"

[@itannerjh]

"mickey my friend..." "...That's because I'm not there, Mickey." Best saying. Ever.

[@Rythmbot]

No, I like that we never see him and that he's a mysterious character that somehow is a part of all the businesses Amir is calling.

[@bliink182]

Real jake and amir fans understood that hilarious mickey reference

[@pinkguitargirl100]

Today is august 5th. happy birthday jake

[@Tlatodan]

This episode is really old, you guys should got to their page and see them there

[@bdelaney22]

my night just opened up HARD

[@ScruffsX]

"I don't want to get arrested" lol. Love this one.