“Tell my children I died well.” -Dr. Pepper chapstick
@perpetuallychaotic61095 жыл бұрын
This girl deserves to be in movies. The actress in her can't be contained.
@OvSpP5 жыл бұрын
No!! Then they’ll talk shit about her like Schumer, and she’ll get bad movies! I’d rather this than that…
@66ott75 жыл бұрын
she stinks to high heaven
@conorwade25355 жыл бұрын
She had a small role in Instant Family and she was great in that.
@66ott75 жыл бұрын
@@OvSpP whatever you say toots
@OvSpP5 жыл бұрын
Jovin Herradura that’s why your mom never loved you.
@margaritaiov3304 жыл бұрын
absolutely loved her pronounciation of "A" french fry.
@jovanleon74 жыл бұрын
That's how you pronounce the letter "a" in Indonesian.
@joshmckenzie20083 жыл бұрын
@@jovanleon7 and English
@theon_ean_donly3 жыл бұрын
That was so fuxn cute😍😍
@mariaclaramajin99063 жыл бұрын
And portuguese. On all of the words. That's EXACTLY how's pronounced on every fucking word in portuguese.
@sammencia79452 жыл бұрын
French word for "1".
@tumisomarebane25365 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to f***dome Scott" - Lolest!
@Teenom5 жыл бұрын
Ticket?
@williamchadwick79485 жыл бұрын
Every time I visit Mom she greets me with "Welcome to f**ckdome!" I thought that phrase was original with her but I guess not.
@p.chuckmoralesesquire39655 жыл бұрын
It would be funnier if it was at all truthful. That's what often makes GOOD jokes funny is that they are so obscure, and absurd and bonkers but at the same SOOOOO true. This bit just seemed kind baseless and hacky but to each their own.
@ericgavizon84464 жыл бұрын
Anyone who says lolest, has immediately lost my respect, and their opinions on anything mean nothing
@commandercaptain46644 жыл бұрын
@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 What was a lie about Iliza Shlesinger being a master hoarder?
@stevedoe16305 жыл бұрын
She took command of that stage with her appearance. But she owned the stage with that bit. Well done.
@moaz63955 жыл бұрын
NO. SHE WAS UNFUNNY ASF.
@magicallydelicious16735 жыл бұрын
Moaz Yeah you need taste if she wasn’t funny.
@jondunmore42685 жыл бұрын
You're looking in the wrong places then, Steve.
@p.chuckmoralesesquire39655 жыл бұрын
hahahah check the hahaha center console of hahahhaha her car, she's filthy!!! JK it wasnt funny.
@TheGoodDman5 жыл бұрын
Bye Ferdinand
@zerofox6415 жыл бұрын
“Check the center console of her car.” Yo please don’t mine is full of all kinds of bs
@Hokuto_Tongi5 жыл бұрын
Your pic 👏
@phalspar5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Knoar5 жыл бұрын
Pikagir
@magari50365 жыл бұрын
ZeroFox75 yeah don’t give away that shit 😆
@BWater-yq3jx5 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, girls' CARS are often not well looked after, but their homes usually are. And vice versa for guys. Primal instincts and stuff...
@timothyswindell48335 жыл бұрын
“A throne of Wendy’s wrappers” 😂😂
@elishahlandsdown58435 жыл бұрын
The truths !!
@RyanSmith-wo2pi4 жыл бұрын
....,
@commandercaptain46644 жыл бұрын
GM: You happen upon a throne of Wendy's rappers. Players: We truly are playing that Wendy's RPG, ain't we?
@Dr_Monitor5 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know an Acura came with a time capsule" I admit I laughed too hard.
@randyivan71513 жыл бұрын
This woman is a LEGEND. My favorite female comedian
@CoachMarkus5 жыл бұрын
why is she holding the mic like a 90's rapper? lol
@Nefilum5 жыл бұрын
She is dope. It goes automatically.
@OvSpP5 жыл бұрын
Cause she’s a comic with attitude.
@francisgenaroocampo49445 жыл бұрын
Cause she is
@BucketPukes19695 жыл бұрын
Early 2000’s rapper*
@Guyver23915 жыл бұрын
Because she is a rapper.
@benfarrar7414 жыл бұрын
The first time I visited my wife's apartment, I needed to use the bathroom. She said, "sure, it's down the hall, on your left." What she failed to mention was that there were TWO bathrooms in her apartment, and they were BOTH down the hall, on the left. So when I came to the first one, I assumed it was her only bathroom. But this one was the one she intended for use by her CATS. It contained a litter box, and was covered in filth. I was kind of grossed out, and really glad I only had to pee (so I didn't need to sit down). But I resolved not to say anything to her, since I didn't want to be rude. When she saw me come out of the bathroom, she was really embarrassed! It's still a joke we share.
@sauce67462 жыл бұрын
Bro what 🤣
@rohunsaigal25762 жыл бұрын
Dude it’s kind of fucked up to have a “cat bathroom” that’s literally filthy lol
@usmh Жыл бұрын
Dude... She's an idiot.
@dundundunnnnnn5 жыл бұрын
don't let our secrets out to the world please.
@Daquan03945 жыл бұрын
Male comedians already have
@ArjunKumar-rw8qd4 жыл бұрын
Chap Nish na. Most guys already know it by now.
@ismailmohamud125 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate. I have 7 sisters and this is 1000% true lmao
@RobertOfStAlbans_5 жыл бұрын
Scott Hirschausen Right? Like wtf lol.
@scotthirschausen1775 жыл бұрын
Rashad, the Stranger 🤣🤣
@ashutoshsharma68715 жыл бұрын
Hey Joey - The VD boy!
@Skyprince275 жыл бұрын
@Scott Hirschausen #WelcomeToFuckDomeScott
@roshill20105 жыл бұрын
@@Skyprince27 I thought she said fuck dump Scott
@junejj21274 жыл бұрын
I love the chaotic energy in her jokes. And she looks really nice
@masterbulgokov4 жыл бұрын
Okay, her ability to evoke memory with that array of nostalgia is the best I've seen/heard. She's brilliant.
@ate2fiver5 жыл бұрын
"How come the water heater gets its own closet?!" 3:12
@annmclaughlin94965 жыл бұрын
She is incredibly talented. Why comedy and not comedic actress. Her body language and story telling skills are great.
@KevinTSanchez5 жыл бұрын
Cuz comedy pays more at her level and shes doesn't want someone who never had to make random strangers laugh on the spot to tell her what's funny
4 жыл бұрын
Would be better as an actress as she is nothing special as a comic.
@AnimeZone2474 жыл бұрын
all i see is a lot of butt hurt guys in these comments, she's funny calm down
@AnimeZone2474 жыл бұрын
manditheos let’s get real if it was a guy no one would have a problem 🤷🏾♂️. You can clearly tell when someone is bein sexist
@AnimeZone2474 жыл бұрын
manditheos the girls only shows?
@fatant5203 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to FuckDome Scott” “Ticket”😂😂😂😂😂 That sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SeanKL1074 жыл бұрын
“It’s *A* french fry.”
@commandercaptain46644 жыл бұрын
Singular french fry: Dr. Pepper Lipstick said he died well. NOW EAT ME!
@jims60565 жыл бұрын
OMG THOSE HIGH-WAISTED PANTS!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Wyndamn5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT!!! Absolutely Fabulous 💜💛💚💙
@siaila84205 жыл бұрын
They’re from H&M
@nadastitou37845 жыл бұрын
I knoooooooow
@jondunmore42685 жыл бұрын
To cover her vasectomy scar. Oh wait, sorry, that joke doesn't work; she can't be a man - she's not funny.
@archerj.maggott13724 жыл бұрын
That style of pants is modeled after traditional sailor pants, like the ones that Navy sailors still wear with their blue and white 'crackerjack' uniforms. I think they're supposed to tie in with the show venue, which looks like it's at a Navy base or something.
@ohmyblindman5 жыл бұрын
Hold it right there missy, my I phone 4 is chugging along nicely, and I plan to be buried with it!
@lemoron123abc5 жыл бұрын
Allan Hegyes felt kinda bad watching this on my 6s now I know I’m not alone :D
@foxc86465 жыл бұрын
See girls can be funny don’t take Amy Shummer as the norm
@penguintaco90385 жыл бұрын
She's not
@Q_QQ_Q5 жыл бұрын
*Not that this girl is not funny but Her DRESS is funnier* 🤣🤣😂😂😜😜
@prakrithkeshav94255 жыл бұрын
You know the more you bring her up, the worse the situation gets
@TRoll-vv9kq5 жыл бұрын
What fuxking moron told you Amy Schumer was funny ??
@foxc86465 жыл бұрын
B Mac. No ones ever told another person that dw
@annababar395 жыл бұрын
Wow I can't stand with my back bent for that long
@thisismagacountry13185 жыл бұрын
BJ Skills
@annababar395 жыл бұрын
@@thisismagacountry1318 really inconvenient position for BJ's
@MisterDodos1175 жыл бұрын
Thats cus shes been doing it her whole career if you catch my drift.
@costagauci57195 жыл бұрын
Tall people problems.
@polybiusnymb64465 жыл бұрын
She sang for Tool.... also, BJJ
@AngelSinger455 жыл бұрын
Marbles is in the hamper.... *later on that night* I lost Marbles.
@gary52ish5 жыл бұрын
I disagree with the haters here. (Sure, everyones entitled to their opinion. But......) I believe she gives a completely candid and accurate look behind the curtain of clubbing buddies, girlfriends, boyfriends, judgment, being honest with ourselves and the real social world around us. (Sure, not ‘every’ body’s world, but I believe a relatable one.) Just sayin’. 😎
@Skyprince275 жыл бұрын
@Gary Upton The problem with the haters is that they’re 1 mm dick incels that don’t get the jokes about the “world” you’re talking about, because they’ve never been in it.
@tjslam265 жыл бұрын
@@Skyprince27 that's a whole lot of unnecessary ad hominem attacks there, bud. As Gary correctly points out, not everyone can relate. And those who can't relate, can't appreciate. Just consider yourself "lucky" and enjoy the comedy. Cheers!
@Skyprince275 жыл бұрын
@tjslam26 There’s a difference between somebody who didn’t watch the video because they couldn’t relate, someone who watched the video, gave it a thumbs down & left, someone who watched the video, went into the comment section and said “I can’t relate to this...” and a “hater”. Haters volunteer for the firing squad and I’m glad to be on that squad. Technically, that’s not an ad hominem attack. [Gary is on the side of good.] For it to be so, I would have to be narrowing in on the specifics of one or more particular individual(s). Can’t be third-person...
@tjslam265 жыл бұрын
@@Skyprince27 never said anything about you saying anything about Gary. Calling "haters" incels is ad hominem, over-generalization, leaping to conclusions, etc. There's no need for that. You just continue the cycle of hate when a sensitive "hater" takes offense and they set their sight on you. It's non-productive and would never end.
@Skyprince275 жыл бұрын
@tjslam26 Sorry, if somebody volunteers to be a “hater”, they get the 50 cal.’s... no mercy for haters... IMHO, as stated, if third-person in absentia, does not qualify as ad-hominem.
@beshkodiak5 жыл бұрын
Her in those sailor pants...i'm in!
@RyanSmith-wo2pi4 жыл бұрын
..
@emilyslaton21005 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life.
@mitsuomits90774 жыл бұрын
She made me remember is time to clean the interior of my car
@andreas_kuenster2 жыл бұрын
she is a comedic genius - how can you not love her!?
@Idiocrat424 жыл бұрын
Someone sign her for a movie already, acting is her talent more than anything!
@CriticalFangirl4 жыл бұрын
“I DIDNT KNOW MY ACURA CAME WITH A TIME CAPSULE!”
@RyanSmith-wo2pi4 жыл бұрын
.
@juliedevaney83645 жыл бұрын
“Check her center console “.... lololol!!!
@juliedevaney83645 жыл бұрын
J. C funny accurate
@keiser66564 жыл бұрын
The heck ! Such a freaking performance ! Such a work on rythm, intonation and all. The last 40 sec are crazy !
@larrytipton28684 жыл бұрын
Welcome to F$#&dome? I'm scared, yet excited at the same time.
@MalloryNewcomb4 жыл бұрын
Ahaha that’s a great reaction
@gorillatrading54524 жыл бұрын
"It smells like ham in here." 😂🤣
@WessideSports4 жыл бұрын
3:13 "Discovering new rooms in your apartment, you're like, 'HOW COME THE WATER HEATER GETS ITS OWN CLOSET?! F**K IT!'" 😂😂 Iliza is Wylin'!
@OvSpP5 жыл бұрын
As dirty as a woman’s center console, it’ll never even touch her shower drain.
@Nsuage5 жыл бұрын
💀
@praetorxian5 жыл бұрын
Yup. 100%
@kaybadberg5344 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Am woman
@russmartin95494 жыл бұрын
Yup, clean that, u end up with a sack of wigs.
@stevel.27594 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MisterVinnyV5 жыл бұрын
“Tell my children I died well!”
@robertschwartz48105 жыл бұрын
Very true. I once went over to a female aquaintance's apt. and was startled by all the spiders in the shag rug. They weren't spiders after all, but false eyelashes that she had ripped off and flung away after a night out.
@valleyguy6332 жыл бұрын
" Put the cat in the hamper 'cause I don't know how he feels about... " cracked me up.
@golfer4355 жыл бұрын
Well, this certainly helps my male apartment insecurities...
@capnskiddies4 жыл бұрын
Soft furnishings. Cushions, rugs, pictures, vases w/flowers, lamps. That's usually what a guy's apartment lacks. Functional guys are usually clean enough, or at least are when a chick is coming over.
@intuitivamkt3 жыл бұрын
@@capnskiddies godamn you just solved all my decoration problems. Spot on.
@capnskiddies3 жыл бұрын
@@intuitivamkt chicks dig lamps. They think ceiling lights make them look heavier.
@edge-il49403 жыл бұрын
@@capnskiddies spoken by a true player. I'm on ikea website rn ordering those lamps brother!
@theoneandonlypai5 жыл бұрын
iliza's ever so pretty 💕💕 #girlcrush
@ridleymcnamara22735 жыл бұрын
She's gorgeous
@Majorbrownfinger5 жыл бұрын
She’s old now
@user-ww3mf1ey6s5 жыл бұрын
Ugly asf
@theoneandonlypai5 жыл бұрын
@@user-ww3mf1ey6s get the fck out
@theoneandonlypai5 жыл бұрын
@@Majorbrownfinger and wats your point?
@stevestringer73514 жыл бұрын
She is truly magnificent. She has a talent level that I would compare to Robin Williams. Yes, Robin was a one of a kind.... what I mean is that she moves between characters so fast. She had these conversations with herself and it's like people are watching two or more people in the bit. I hope she goes far. She is fantastic!
@Creekmore4 жыл бұрын
Nah
@davissae3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Major Robin Williams skills.
@KHBogWitch2 жыл бұрын
Her Shark Tank bit made me think of Robin Williams the first time I saw it! That manic dedication is as rare as it is funny.
@mattarmstrong13204 жыл бұрын
Her outfit is so on point. I wish I could style it like she is 😂
@jaywulf3 жыл бұрын
"It's an iPhone 4 charger!" It's such a funny punchline. It's purely factual and dry, and it will only be funny for 10-20 years.
@ChrissyChrisTV5 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂 this is pure gold 🗣🔥
@elishahlandsdown58435 жыл бұрын
" it's a french fry "
@disappointedfather93944 жыл бұрын
Funniest bit from a female comic I've seen to date, cracked me up
@drakesdadsmustache5 жыл бұрын
Just GORGEOUS 😍🥰❤️
@bmphil34005 жыл бұрын
Is she Christina Applegate's love child?......or little sister.....
@RLifestyle4534 жыл бұрын
also see a bit if Deborah Messing
@zulaa1334 жыл бұрын
i love when she does monster effect voice :Р
@Massivec094 жыл бұрын
Zula Bat You mean Hormone Monster👀😅
@dustysgarden22543 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this women’s gigs
@kellytew1075 жыл бұрын
She is SPOT ON!! ❤️😂❤️
@matthieushuaxings5 жыл бұрын
This sis is a legend
@swavnasahoo7113 жыл бұрын
"You're totally not sure about the history of mental illnesses in each other's family"💀👀
@swine134 жыл бұрын
She's my favourite 😁 shes a natural at delivery- so funny 😂
@jmckey5 жыл бұрын
This special is so good. I have it permanently downloaded to my phone via Netflix and watch it at least once a month. Sometimes even just with the phone face down while I'm driving.
@grishamdthughes98855 жыл бұрын
James McKey That is utterly bizarre
@samuelmensah54855 жыл бұрын
GrishamDT Hughes yepp
@timmartinez99015 жыл бұрын
I have my have phone faced up with different stand ups on while driving ..daily Thats how i make a living Lol
@noricoco46955 жыл бұрын
WHO'S. THE. BABY.
@anelevilakazi84673 жыл бұрын
it’s the blowing of the smoke for me😭😭😭
@The.SimounIbarra5 жыл бұрын
my guess is that her influence on how she acts her jokes out is Joan Rivers (God Bless her).
@Adamdidit5 жыл бұрын
I can hear it. That rapid fire "try to keep up" style.
@Thiago-xo8bn4 жыл бұрын
This girl has the right attitude and charismatic personality for comedy and she is very pretty. And she threw in a lot fun facts women dont want to hear lmao 👍👍👍
@jawadfardin53423 жыл бұрын
Man, with that outfit, this lady looks like a character from King of Fighters or Tekken, man, and with her style, she would make a very badass character of those games.
@tfkvng31874 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS WOMAN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JB-cd6gn4 жыл бұрын
The Theranos lady pivoted HARD into comedy. Well done.
@daveo15593 жыл бұрын
BLOODY GOLD!! your piss funny ey. Loved it. Funny and true! Ticket? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hokuto_Tongi5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know if she was going to tell a joke or if she was modeling or gonna give out some bomb career advice.
@ebizzness10005 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to fuckdome" that's fucking hilarious😂😂😂
@victoriayornet71303 жыл бұрын
This woman is brilliant. The story telling skills, the perfect timing, the body language. She kills it.
@luthermazziller1752 жыл бұрын
Yes, and her acting as well, along with those sound effects. It's also been a learning experience in many ways as a guy. And she's beautiful with a great figure to boot!
@netringotam4 жыл бұрын
i am not trying even in my twenties scared to imagine what a creature i'd become in my thirties
@ddlee53545 жыл бұрын
i laughed hard and stayed hard throughout
@sepnyte94224 жыл бұрын
1:41: I feel personally attacked.😂
@bluewyvern78585 жыл бұрын
As soon as she said Acura, I thought, "NOOOO! MONICAAAAAAA!"
@ZBot3163 жыл бұрын
It's *A* french fry. So true.
@catalan500_84 жыл бұрын
She looked EXACTLY like Patrick did when he was cleaning to have his parents over for the first time😂
@victorcabanelas5 жыл бұрын
Man, that car bit was awesome, hahaha!!
@jasonarnold62715 жыл бұрын
Shawty be having me rollin'!! LMAO 😂😂
@azizbek85 Жыл бұрын
I almost fell down from cracking at "how come water heater gets own closet?"
@bamboozledbob32985 жыл бұрын
Oh wow. She is amazing.
@maurogalindez39014 жыл бұрын
Outstanding stand up
@KaninTuzi5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Christina Applegate did standup
@Liv-or5ci4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I started crying
@AtlasFox5 жыл бұрын
"yees come closer"
@nashsanadiki31045 жыл бұрын
She's the female Robin Williams!!!:) Omg thank you for your talent and humor
@nashsanadiki31045 жыл бұрын
@@TheTrouserPuppetsOfficial I know. I started watching Jeff Dunham.
@truth-12345.5 жыл бұрын
I saw her in Instant Family. I didn't know she does stand-up comedy, because she looks so classy.
@truth-12345.5 жыл бұрын
@Dien M Why are you so dark?
@nonaperry54035 жыл бұрын
Bish😂..you are funny af
@adwitiyasamaddar5 жыл бұрын
No goat noise🤣
@oriolesBraw4 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to f**k-dome scott" hahahaha
@SyxxPunk5 жыл бұрын
It almost feels tame coming to this after binging Ali Wong, but damn if I didn't love it!
@unmuchoproblem04 жыл бұрын
lmaooo way to insert #welcometofuckdome at 0:49
@jimmyhan23295 жыл бұрын
She low-key sounds like the female version Chris de elia
@luispolanco59665 жыл бұрын
Agreed. This chick sucks.
@vampjoseph4 жыл бұрын
except she's actually funny and doesn't beat a punchline to death. "Yes Chris, we heard you the first four times and it was only funny the first time."
@RLifestyle4534 жыл бұрын
the full version on Netflix had to stop it halfway through was cryin creasing with laughter got sore wiping the laugh tears and my stomach hurt. she takes you on a ride like the most brutal and effective punishing rollercoaster you ever been on.... no breaks.... she keeps the pressure on continuous HIGH!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ericgalvin90785 жыл бұрын
Keep coming back to this video purely for those damn high waist trousers and crop top.. smokin
@GeneralG18105 жыл бұрын
I know right she looks good in them but yet their the strangest pants I've ever seen.
@kellytew1075 жыл бұрын
Eric Galvin Agreed!!! ❤️
@walkrslayer13054 жыл бұрын
@no. It’s more of a complement they’re just sayin she looks good in the outfit. Yeah they might be gettin a chub but still that’s just human being.
@capnskiddies4 жыл бұрын
@NA ah yes, the man sexualised the woman. That old nugget. It couldn't possibly be nature's design that we see women as attractive and someone just pointed out what he saw. Nor could it be that she has sexualised herself by wearing provocative clothes. It's not a bad thing that people find attraction in other. If someone said "she's so sexy I wanna fuck her earhole til I pass out", I'll go along with the sexualising comment. There's levels is all I'm saying. The OP wasn't being rude, just a man.
@clootscalhoun94814 жыл бұрын
Hey Na relax. It’s ok to compliment someone attractive. I guess I would think that too if I never received any complements
@henrlima875 жыл бұрын
Genuinely funny!
@herhighness11115 жыл бұрын
What a pleasant combination - gorgeous, funny and (how can I put that in one word 🤔) The X factor
@robertcosta69674 жыл бұрын
Glamedian
@daniellee60805 жыл бұрын
That was AWESOME!!
@OwolabbyAzeez5 жыл бұрын
Issa nother banger lol.....Did you know it’s impossible to breath while smiling?? Just kidding I just wanted you to smile 😊🤷🏾♂️🙌🏾
@luissirtosh5 жыл бұрын
Desperate game
@Malc2225 жыл бұрын
Get the fuck out of here
@alexkorda37885 жыл бұрын
haha, center console of the car!!! so true!!!
@rustecohle5915 жыл бұрын
I’m not falling for her...I’m not falling for her I’m not falling...damn it I fell 😍
@NESherv5 жыл бұрын
Right into her center console?
@michaelatalbot3 жыл бұрын
Felt called out when she described the contents of a center console 😅😅😅
@lestatlouis47yui3 жыл бұрын
“She is not funny! When will the joke start?” -said by a guy who felt being attacked by Iliza.
@jasminehouston-burns16915 жыл бұрын
This is a very Gwen Stefani look. From the high-waisted midriff and washboard abs to the long blond ponytail, I'm literally just waiting for her to pout her lips and say, "I'm just a girl ...." She threw in a "Now That's Music" joke but, I wonder if a Gwen Stefani impression would be too on-the-nose for this outfit.
@WEstHamUTD7775 жыл бұрын
That is so true !!!!! I was just waiting for the French fries in the center console, I dont think that I ever had a girlfriend who didnt have at least 2 three year old French fries in there.
@Skyprince275 жыл бұрын
@fvgf gfgfgf I don’t have that problem anymore. My dog found the three-year-old french fries and ate them.