When Your Student Writes a Story About Having Sex with You - Amy Silverberg - Stand-Up Featuring

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@compugasm
@compugasm 5 жыл бұрын
She's definitely funny, but she's no Jamie Goldstein.
@ohiosfinest5889
@ohiosfinest5889 5 жыл бұрын
Compugasm they’re both jews so 🤷‍♀️
@thedungeondelver
@thedungeondelver 5 жыл бұрын
That's far funnier than anything she said. Congrats.
@user-nw8tg1pg9y
@user-nw8tg1pg9y 5 жыл бұрын
@@ohiosfinest5889 you're that dumb that you think there's actually a Jamie Goldstein?
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-nw8tg1pg9y they're playing along with the joker dummy
@healinggrounds19
@healinggrounds19 5 жыл бұрын
I AM a Goldstein. But not Jamie. He's my cousin.
@lukaslambs5780
@lukaslambs5780 5 жыл бұрын
I like her delivery a lot, fits the style of joke she tells fantastically
@corneliojerez1791
@corneliojerez1791 5 жыл бұрын
Lukas Lambraia yup
@ramdbzdude0_0
@ramdbzdude0_0 5 жыл бұрын
I hope she sees this bro
@humanbeing5918
@humanbeing5918 5 жыл бұрын
very teacher-like
@theherk
@theherk 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like every sentence sounds like a question, but I think that's just the socal in her.
@SKUNK_The_underdog
@SKUNK_The_underdog 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't make me laugh at all.
@blackjesus804
@blackjesus804 4 жыл бұрын
Props to a college football player who actually did their own assignments.
@matthewletexier
@matthewletexier 4 жыл бұрын
What if he didn't and some bullied kid wrote that for him to try to get him in trouble
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc 4 жыл бұрын
And the sequel: which STDs and how that dialogue went...
@Shannxy
@Shannxy 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewletexier Imagine how dissapointed the bullied kid would be if it somehow got the guy laid instead
@vlopez1ruiz2
@vlopez1ruiz2 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewletexier you beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's what I would've done 💀
@mindyours752
@mindyours752 4 жыл бұрын
Guy tells same joke and ends up on the watchlist lol
@ethang6735
@ethang6735 4 жыл бұрын
shes really not the funniest comedian, but what she does have is that comedy that makes you sit there just smiling the whole time. Its a very unique feature in comedy that i really feel goes under appreciated. Frankly its a nice change of pace from time to time
@sylph8005
@sylph8005 4 жыл бұрын
@Easy Lee He never said she wasn't funny
@allyli1718
@allyli1718 4 жыл бұрын
Ethan G meh I find that I actually laugh more at her work than others on comedy central
@bobtheball5384
@bobtheball5384 4 жыл бұрын
True, not all comedy has to be gut busting funny. It makes you expect that all comedians have to be that kind of level of funny and if they aren't that means they're not funny which isn't fair tbh.
@SamLoki
@SamLoki 4 жыл бұрын
Shes kinda cute maybe that's why
@sylph8005
@sylph8005 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobtheball5384 Very good point
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 5 жыл бұрын
She clearly stole this joke from Jamie Goldstein
@sbFreakinxRican
@sbFreakinxRican 5 жыл бұрын
Was that the other teacher comedian? Looks like ms frizzle
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 5 жыл бұрын
@@sbFreakinxRican no that's Rachel Mac that looks like Ms frizzle
@EXG21
@EXG21 5 жыл бұрын
Has anybody ever heard of parallel thinking. It's bound to happen with some comedians.
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 5 жыл бұрын
@@EXG21 has anyone watched the video? Jamie Goldstein is the name her student uses when writing about her, dude I was just making a bad joke
@psycold
@psycold 5 жыл бұрын
@@autodidacticartisan No time to watch videos, straight to comments to find something to rage about.
@jessewoo2411
@jessewoo2411 4 жыл бұрын
Lesson: Don't ever tell your darkest deepest secret to a stand-up comedian.
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын
Or to anyone.
@Danielson1818
@Danielson1818 3 жыл бұрын
Don't even tell it to your greatest love you've been with for years. You will break up. A guy might tell. A woman will 💯 tell.
@robertm346
@robertm346 2 жыл бұрын
Or an entire fucking group of females HELLO???
@possiblydangerous9778
@possiblydangerous9778 2 жыл бұрын
@@Danielson1818 I mean I’m pretty late but dude, who the hell hurt you?
@Danielson1818
@Danielson1818 2 жыл бұрын
@@possiblydangerous9778 Ummm. Pretty much every woman ever. Love is temporary from my experience, so it isn't smart to give anyone your deepest secrets, unless you plan for them to get out. Luckily, I don't have too many of those to exploit.
@wlee6685
@wlee6685 5 жыл бұрын
Used to be a time when students just gave an apple to the teacher they liked. Now their writing Pornhub scripts for it.
@15thCrypt
@15thCrypt 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta do better than the last guy
@jmiztheoracle
@jmiztheoracle 5 жыл бұрын
no one get their nut after giving their teacher an apple bro
@randomguy8228
@randomguy8228 5 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@humanbeing5918
@humanbeing5918 5 жыл бұрын
that's what happens when parents don't spank their kids
@thwolf762
@thwolf762 5 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up #420 WHOO!
@SS-pe4li
@SS-pe4li 5 жыл бұрын
"If you're from USC, keep this a secret" *posts video to youtube*
@sheab101
@sheab101 5 жыл бұрын
Baby Momma A novel I love the John Mulaney reference 😂
@flip_shifty
@flip_shifty 5 жыл бұрын
Baby Momma A novel What is that!?!?
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 5 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to tell friend's deepest darkest secret anyways
@jesspayne5548
@jesspayne5548 5 жыл бұрын
S S which USC I wonder
@SS-pe4li
@SS-pe4li 5 жыл бұрын
fooloof damn, if only I weren't making a joke
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 2 жыл бұрын
The style felt more like comedic storytelling, and I enjoyed it. It's like when you read a humorous novel or short story. You may not laugh out loud very often, but you're entertained and engaged the entire time. She's quite funny, so I can see why she's making a move into stand-up.
@lightonstillwaters6789
@lightonstillwaters6789 2 жыл бұрын
Felt the same.
@daniellim5037
@daniellim5037 2 жыл бұрын
@@lightonstillwaters6789 Like a female Birbiglia
@gayvideos3808
@gayvideos3808 Жыл бұрын
She reminds me of Hannibal the way she always seems bored, like she doesn't even want to be telling you this story
@mikosoft
@mikosoft Жыл бұрын
She's literally a teacher who teaches writing so yeah.
@Eli-ib4yw
@Eli-ib4yw Жыл бұрын
@@mikosoft no. comedians are meant to entertain. not every comedy show is the FUNNIEST in the world, at least in the way that makes you keel over laughing after each joke, but its still a comedy. this guy was just saying shes more of a story-telling type comedian than a punchline comic.
@Nate-xd9zp
@Nate-xd9zp 4 жыл бұрын
“Keep everything I say a secret” *Gets 4 million views*
@nemesiszer0708
@nemesiszer0708 4 жыл бұрын
Probably got fired
@truetape666
@truetape666 4 жыл бұрын
5.6m
@spaceiswack3385
@spaceiswack3385 4 жыл бұрын
*6 million*
@GutsEnthusiast
@GutsEnthusiast 4 жыл бұрын
6.2m
@strahinja907
@strahinja907 4 жыл бұрын
6.5m
@williamchadwick7948
@williamchadwick7948 4 жыл бұрын
When I first hit puberty, I was still in grammar school and wrote a story about having sex with my teacher. Sister Marie Therese was not amused.
@1954cs
@1954cs 4 жыл бұрын
I bet Father Reacharound was really pissed.
@THOMAS2910able
@THOMAS2910able 4 жыл бұрын
Neither was Jesus, you heathen.
@williamwalkup988
@williamwalkup988 4 жыл бұрын
Much better delivery and punchline.
@Psycandy
@Psycandy 4 жыл бұрын
worth a shot
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 4 жыл бұрын
She may not have been amused, but she was likely aroused.
@fredazbell9522
@fredazbell9522 3 жыл бұрын
My teachers all looked like someone's grandmother. I certainly never fantasized about them.
@LHR-Yaya
@LHR-Yaya 3 жыл бұрын
Someone has
@stevendorsey4850
@stevendorsey4850 3 жыл бұрын
@@LHR-Yaya Just not any one of us.
@VenomAntiVenom
@VenomAntiVenom 3 жыл бұрын
Liar.
@andybaldman
@andybaldman 2 жыл бұрын
You missed out.
@Dankcatvacs
@Dankcatvacs 2 жыл бұрын
My first grade teacher was young and that was the only one.
@CausalityLoop
@CausalityLoop 4 жыл бұрын
I'd deduct points for 'on the handlebars' that just sounds awkward.
@stick-itproductions.3307
@stick-itproductions.3307 4 жыл бұрын
That's why it wasn't an A+
@lifegoeson1007
@lifegoeson1007 4 жыл бұрын
The Stig it doesn’t like it would work
@pltproductions4182
@pltproductions4182 4 жыл бұрын
JuJu
@rachelk3887
@rachelk3887 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's no way you could feasibly do that. How would you hold yourself up/keep balance? And it'd be really uncomfortable to sit for an extended period of time on the hard, thin, metal handlebars, especially with someone thrusting back and forth. Nahhh. Even if it were possible somehow, it'd be really uncomfortable.
@Jasper129
@Jasper129 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt know that part was inappropriate i took it like actual handlebars
@jdmcarboy64
@jdmcarboy64 5 жыл бұрын
“ the waffle trick” she said it as if it’s something everyone does.
@ericthorpe5670
@ericthorpe5670 5 жыл бұрын
That's why it's funny
@BROJANGSTER
@BROJANGSTER 5 жыл бұрын
Thechristopherryan Thanks for explaining the joke
@BROJANGSTER
@BROJANGSTER 5 жыл бұрын
Eric Thorpe Thanks for confirming that the joke is funny
@ericthorpe5670
@ericthorpe5670 5 жыл бұрын
@@BROJANGSTER 👍
@ditocerto
@ditocerto 5 жыл бұрын
What does it mean
@SurgeryIsWoke
@SurgeryIsWoke 2 жыл бұрын
I just love the American Idol judge energy of every guy in the comments lmfao
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 5 жыл бұрын
Should've gave the student a D, give a lesson in situational irony
@lindaclark5911
@lindaclark5911 5 жыл бұрын
ILikeCHEEZ9 should have given, English class...go!
@geniuswithacapitalk
@geniuswithacapitalk 5 жыл бұрын
She was gonna but he took her pleasure into account earning him a B+ 😒
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 5 жыл бұрын
@@lindaclark5911 i thought nazis were bad
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 5 жыл бұрын
He got the D from her instead of the other way around. I see what you did there. Nice one!
@thisisEHAM
@thisisEHAM 5 жыл бұрын
Sixty ninth like
@barista3885
@barista3885 4 жыл бұрын
She's like if Aubrey Plaza was sane and blonde
@jessiepinkman7736
@jessiepinkman7736 4 жыл бұрын
...and unfunny, and complained with every word out her muth
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 4 жыл бұрын
This us perfect
@nerdlarge4691
@nerdlarge4691 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@weirdsciencethe2nd205
@weirdsciencethe2nd205 4 жыл бұрын
Aubrey is perfectly mad
@Bhizchat
@Bhizchat 4 жыл бұрын
agreed
@julesa1754
@julesa1754 2 жыл бұрын
She has a storyteller comedy approach and it's not something you see everyday but you appreciate it regardless
@MarionRelics
@MarionRelics 5 жыл бұрын
Not like, super hilarious, but she’s just enjoyable to listen to. I kinda want to just chill here with a sleepy smile and listen to her tell stories for a long time.
@navyseal93
@navyseal93 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac Marion perfect summary
@djsugarc1075
@djsugarc1075 4 жыл бұрын
Gross
@ashikkallan9534
@ashikkallan9534 4 жыл бұрын
I think you’re in love with her buddy
@xoxohollister123xoxo
@xoxohollister123xoxo 4 жыл бұрын
Very accurate
@tinseltina
@tinseltina 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! i would like to talk to her at a party or something
@iFeelGlee
@iFeelGlee 4 жыл бұрын
"Please don't tell anyone." This, even despite the lack of fanfare, is the pinnacle of the show. She told EVERYONE.
@doofinator4285
@doofinator4285 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. The problem is the delivery wasn't such to push it across but instead came across deadpan and then moved on. She's honestly got great material but I think some of the timing and delivery holds it back. A simple "don't worry, your secret's safe with me" and a wink or something similar would've probably sealed it for the crowd.
@ZiggyGamma
@ZiggyGamma 4 жыл бұрын
I agree I feel like if the delivery was a bit better it could have worked. Honestly, I thought that should have been the closer.
@alistairmorrish8613
@alistairmorrish8613 4 жыл бұрын
@@doofinator4285 Er, no...that is just making it so easy for the audience - the best humour is subtle - something Americans have never learned.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she delivered that one perfectly and wondered why it went over the audience's head.
@Jasper_4444
@Jasper_4444 4 жыл бұрын
Lack of fanfare is one of her assets. She just keeps me attentive without any apparent effort.
@bagusmeazza5600
@bagusmeazza5600 7 күн бұрын
THE most NATURAL and BEAUTIFUL person i ever seen. Her vibes, her eyes smile Hi love you videos so ao much They always my notifications
@stacymirba1433
@stacymirba1433 5 жыл бұрын
"This guy gave a tour to himself." That was great.
@l3ridget2012
@l3ridget2012 4 жыл бұрын
I was reading through comments just so I could find this one. I was starting to think I was the only one who loved that the most lolol
@aeonsleo2
@aeonsleo2 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder his girlfriend dumped him.
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't dump a guy just for being like that, he sounds cute
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 4 жыл бұрын
Well he loves skydiving, that's great
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 4 жыл бұрын
@@bravetherainbow Yeah this felt like an elaborate joke
@teddropstone5962
@teddropstone5962 4 жыл бұрын
That class where the student gives the teacher a D.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 4 жыл бұрын
Then the teacher gives the student an F?
@lazytown8549
@lazytown8549 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@truetape666
@truetape666 4 жыл бұрын
@@lazytown8549 kinda funny
@spazarellapoet8735
@spazarellapoet8735 4 жыл бұрын
Don't u mean he gave a f plus or a f minus cause of the pain screw on handlebars
@makincash3337
@makincash3337 4 жыл бұрын
The D. Not a D
@rparker1986
@rparker1986 2 жыл бұрын
Solid set. How to see more of her. Timing is awesome!
@Lord_Volkner
@Lord_Volkner Жыл бұрын
Like her student, I'd like to see more of her too.
@Dpkmshr
@Dpkmshr Жыл бұрын
Which part was solid?
@stpaulimdog
@stpaulimdog Жыл бұрын
Set as in matching set?
@eliudnjai
@eliudnjai 5 жыл бұрын
This guy gave a tour to himself 😂 😂. I want that kind of energy.
@tylerknight9857
@tylerknight9857 5 жыл бұрын
Eliud njai creep energy
@shrimpdynamics4003
@shrimpdynamics4003 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerknight9857 how is that creepy mans wanna be alone for some time let him
@tdk99-i8n
@tdk99-i8n 5 жыл бұрын
@@shrimpdynamics4003 yeah u right
@astronak3333
@astronak3333 5 жыл бұрын
Well, they were from Lompoc, so it's probably from the meth.
@spontaneousbootay
@spontaneousbootay 5 жыл бұрын
Shoot hero
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 5 жыл бұрын
She's a teacher that does stand up? She's in trouble
@amithaluwai4587
@amithaluwai4587 5 жыл бұрын
Hot video
@PoeLemic
@PoeLemic 5 жыл бұрын
I think I could get Little Buddy to be standing for her.
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 5 жыл бұрын
@@PoeLemic I think we all can, man
@ellax325
@ellax325 5 жыл бұрын
With the scandals that USC has had lately...she's the least of their issues lol
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 5 жыл бұрын
@@ellax325 I don't know anything about scandals from there, but usually a teacher can't have a life outside of a professional one without being looked at with disdain. It's ridiculous
@Syndie702
@Syndie702 4 жыл бұрын
"That's why I like 'em small, I feel as though I'm on my own." That feels like the ending to a very literary short story with the exact plot she described.
@shotsmac
@shotsmac 5 жыл бұрын
Any1 else slightly disappointed that at the end we didnt find out what the difference between normal and extreme would have been?
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 5 жыл бұрын
Backflips.
@bercoelho7741
@bercoelho7741 5 жыл бұрын
He detaches her and tries to attach her back midair
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, something to do with handlebars, and fulfillment.
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 5 жыл бұрын
@Jack MeHoff Not that spell checking the funny comments on a video for an actual comedienne, and actual school teacher when you can't come up with something clever 2 say yourself is intellectually lazy, and the easy way out. On teh intawebz. Where mispeling things for comedic value is already well established. Do U even intantetz?
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 5 жыл бұрын
Also, "Jack Mehoff." If that is your real name. I'm sure you're well known for your sense of humor, and originality. Right? That wouldn't happen to be a Chris Farley profile picture, would it?
@connorcraft5455
@connorcraft5455 5 жыл бұрын
me talking to my friends: what's the name of that stand up comedian, I know it's Amy something... One of my friends: Amy Schumer? Me: No, the funny one
@royythaboi7163
@royythaboi7163 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@idlesun1645
@idlesun1645 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@doggfite
@doggfite 4 жыл бұрын
Wow hating on Amy Schumer, *so original*
@connorcraft5455
@connorcraft5455 4 жыл бұрын
@@doggfite are you okay? Do you need a hug? Everything alright at home?
@erick-gmz
@erick-gmz 4 жыл бұрын
Goldstein?
@koroeki8121
@koroeki8121 3 жыл бұрын
She's 100% the cool teacher
@NHNuisance
@NHNuisance 5 жыл бұрын
I think I need to sign up for intro to writing at USC!
@CommonCent
@CommonCent 5 жыл бұрын
Great, we need more stand up material from her 😏
@GamingSandviches
@GamingSandviches 5 жыл бұрын
Most of the time that course (writ150) is a terribly difficult and excruciatingly boring class. However, 10% of the time you can land a really great professor that makes it worthwhile. Wish I could have had her!!!!
@LegoBrick17
@LegoBrick17 5 жыл бұрын
J. James I’m currently at USC and I take WRIT 150 next semester lol
@goldenmemes51
@goldenmemes51 5 жыл бұрын
@@LegoBrick17 Lawl take her please, I got into USC cause i wrote down I'm I'm African american (part north african )
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Kevin_wiIiams
@Kevin_wiIiams 5 жыл бұрын
*I like to eat the eggos* *From in between my leggos*
@chandlerschneider1452
@chandlerschneider1452 5 жыл бұрын
@@ViktorNederloe I don't know....
@skyteus
@skyteus 5 жыл бұрын
Eleven approves... actually I should probably rethink that xD
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 5 жыл бұрын
@@ViktorNederloe wow you miss d that joke and the follow up?
@VanVeniVidiVici
@VanVeniVidiVici 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds wrong coming from a dude. XD
@fach4422
@fach4422 5 жыл бұрын
If you're a dude you can't use this...
@toewoe
@toewoe 2 жыл бұрын
She's very funny, not rolling on the floor laughing, but consistent smiles. I think it's because it's humorous stories rather than punchlines, she would make a really good podcast.
@ukbloke28
@ukbloke28 Жыл бұрын
A comedian should make you laugh. But bless your very polite way of saying she's cr.p!
@piotrekjerzynski3435
@piotrekjerzynski3435 Жыл бұрын
absolute trash
@Truthist1776
@Truthist1776 4 жыл бұрын
"I barely felt you. That's why I like them small. I feel like I'm on my own." If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...
@Pheep5671
@Pheep5671 3 жыл бұрын
You would want a nickel! sorry I had to
@S-T-DoubleO-P-I-D
@S-T-DoubleO-P-I-D 4 жыл бұрын
I love her delivery. And I’m 99% sure she’s stoned af.
@TampaJohn
@TampaJohn 3 жыл бұрын
Does she work for PAPA John’s too?
@Sheriff_K
@Sheriff_K 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be surprised if a comedian WASN'T.
@BsGaming732
@BsGaming732 3 жыл бұрын
Had to make it 420 likes. It was only appropriate
@veryconfused9768
@veryconfused9768 3 жыл бұрын
She does feel that way.
@Voidaken
@Voidaken 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sheriff_K Consider yourself shocked then.
@beemcc4148
@beemcc4148 4 жыл бұрын
Can't blame the student, His teacher is gorgeous
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh she's built like a twizzler
@beemcc4148
@beemcc4148 3 жыл бұрын
@@crussteasock4047 To Each their own
@Morraless
@Morraless 3 жыл бұрын
@@crussteasock4047 to each of their own
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 3 жыл бұрын
@@crussteasock4047 Jedem das seine.
@LockedIn_Tra
@LockedIn_Tra 3 жыл бұрын
@@crussteasock4047 to each their own
@CarrotSuprise
@CarrotSuprise 5 жыл бұрын
"Amy Silverberg" sounds like the name of a female-comedian in some parody sketch.
@bilbojenkins2521
@bilbojenkins2521 5 жыл бұрын
Lol. It really does though. She sure doesnt look the part however.
@samrusoff
@samrusoff 5 жыл бұрын
just slightly different from combining amy schumer and sarah silverman
@james-ob9rz
@james-ob9rz 5 жыл бұрын
Still better then shumer
@kevinneal2575
@kevinneal2575 5 жыл бұрын
Probably Her stage name. Seeing blonde Jewish women always confuses people's sense of stereotyping.
@lacari0805
@lacari0805 5 жыл бұрын
She’s Amy Schumer in a parallel universe and somehow she’s less funny than Amy Schumer
@travispetit907
@travispetit907 5 жыл бұрын
First I’ve heard of this comedian but she is hilarious.
@flip_shifty
@flip_shifty 5 жыл бұрын
And godamn cute.
@bradbradleys6091
@bradbradleys6091 5 жыл бұрын
Yea.id definitely put a tater In it
@Tyshkevich
@Tyshkevich 4 жыл бұрын
Far from "hilarious". She at most got a smirk from me
@NobleHusky
@NobleHusky 3 жыл бұрын
I think her jokes hit softer than they should because she isn't speaking with a sharp tone of voice. Makes me smile when I would otherwise have chuckled abit.
@kevinhyseni4339
@kevinhyseni4339 3 жыл бұрын
Yea she was doing kinda great at first but it kept going downhill from there
@BasedNeptune
@BasedNeptune 5 жыл бұрын
"I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars..."
@Drakijy
@Drakijy 5 жыл бұрын
"Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be - alive..."
@Goodraxler
@Goodraxler 5 жыл бұрын
I had to write a essay about this recently in freshman year
@senorpepper3405
@senorpepper3405 5 жыл бұрын
i can keep the beat with no metronome, no metronome
@S.C.-wo8hq
@S.C.-wo8hq 5 жыл бұрын
I know all the words to 'de colores'...
@staypufft80
@staypufft80 4 жыл бұрын
I can tie a knot with a cherry stem. I can tell you all about leif Erickson.
@yesthisisshi
@yesthisisshi 4 жыл бұрын
"oh yeah, the waffle trick?"
@Ease54
@Ease54 4 жыл бұрын
The female equivalent of the donut trick.
@needlessoptions
@needlessoptions 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ease54 There's unfortunately a genetic requirement for the donut trick 😔😣
@ellierobbins746
@ellierobbins746 12 күн бұрын
Surprisingly funny (because I feel like I’m usually disappointed by comedians). I laughed a lot!
@BigJsSecretStash
@BigJsSecretStash 4 жыл бұрын
THE WAFFLE TRICK!! "I like to eat the Eggo from in between my Leggos!" 😂🤣😂
@gordon4385
@gordon4385 4 жыл бұрын
It's a great motto, when you're in your auto.
@queasyweasel
@queasyweasel 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad she was ok with it in the end, she didn't shame her friend :P Oh wait did that rhyme? Did that count? XP
@juileb197473051
@juileb197473051 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@SelfReflective
@SelfReflective 4 жыл бұрын
"He wrote a story about wanting to eff his teacher!" - Now, I'm not saying what he did was right...but I understand!
@randomname7321
@randomname7321 3 жыл бұрын
With some of the teachers I've had i understand...
@orangejuice8339
@orangejuice8339 3 жыл бұрын
Ew
@kevinmcconnell9426
@kevinmcconnell9426 3 жыл бұрын
I want to have sxx with his teacher! But not on the handlebars of anyone’s bicycle!
@sunnyscript1224
@sunnyscript1224 3 жыл бұрын
Bruuh. Is decency dead or something ? smh.
@bassdrumdream
@bassdrumdream 3 жыл бұрын
Wow -- not only the author of one of the better stories in the 2018 Best American Short Stories, but a very good comedian as well. Go Amy.
@aileenzhao7951
@aileenzhao7951 Жыл бұрын
Damn that's impressive
@standardbrah
@standardbrah 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all are tripping, this was hysterical. She’s a natural.
@Horzinicla
@Horzinicla 4 жыл бұрын
Keep telling that to yourself
@Ninjaananas
@Ninjaananas 4 жыл бұрын
@@Horzinicla Everyone has different tastes.
@lazytown8549
@lazytown8549 4 жыл бұрын
@@Horzinicla you made this funny
@guyfierri1234
@guyfierri1234 4 жыл бұрын
Some people are easily amused by simple things.
@Voidaken
@Voidaken 3 жыл бұрын
@@0bread286 ...what is that supposed to mean?
@TopProducers
@TopProducers 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing at the future wife deepest darkest secret. 😂
@AlBrownComedy
@AlBrownComedy Жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for this for months!
@thaelectricfeel
@thaelectricfeel 5 жыл бұрын
I need her to be in a college comedy playing the high roommate of the chick the main character is trying to holler at.
@chicobrown3960
@chicobrown3960 5 жыл бұрын
thaelectricfeel That is a very specific need
@mikagami69
@mikagami69 5 жыл бұрын
I think you need Aubrey Plaza
@thaelectricfeel
@thaelectricfeel 5 жыл бұрын
@@chicobrown3960 she just fits that character in my head. We've all seen her
@vizziiiiob
@vizziiiiob 5 жыл бұрын
No more college comedies, only militaristic superhero movies.
@sabbathjackal
@sabbathjackal 5 жыл бұрын
She does look stoned
@walterarchie5388
@walterarchie5388 5 жыл бұрын
She's funny, very dry humor
@fredericksharon6908
@fredericksharon6908 5 жыл бұрын
Very dry indeed :) can run out of jokes after a while .
@walterarchie5388
@walterarchie5388 5 жыл бұрын
I say she's dry because of her delivery, it's funny, but she can stretch a punch line
@Youtubeexpert420
@Youtubeexpert420 5 жыл бұрын
Dry or wet all she can joke about is sex.
@Devi_JK_11
@Devi_JK_11 2 жыл бұрын
She is amazing. Her tone is amazing, she doesn't shout, very pleasent on the ears and ofcourse funny. 😍
@DavidAWA
@DavidAWA 5 жыл бұрын
I love the way she messes with the expectation of how you think she'll respond to these things happening to her.
@isabellataylor8810
@isabellataylor8810 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason "weather permitting" got me the most. Just the way she said it and the look on her face cracked me up
@Paulpaul-oq1ie
@Paulpaul-oq1ie 4 жыл бұрын
Isabella Taylor :))) let's talk on whatsapp...
@ericbrown1101
@ericbrown1101 4 жыл бұрын
It was funny because it was California, the weather is always amazing.
@user-oo8xp2rf1k
@user-oo8xp2rf1k 3 жыл бұрын
B+ That's really kind! Awesome! [Edited for clarity and simplicity]
@lukecamp4902
@lukecamp4902 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for over sharing on the internet. wasnt gunna question the initial statement, but i hope attempting not being a creep is working out for ya
@missgoody1000
@missgoody1000 4 жыл бұрын
The wife-to-be shouldn’t worry about having her dark secret nightmare become reality. Nursing is going to be painful.
@persimmonss
@persimmonss 4 жыл бұрын
Could be her thing tho
@3kojimbles895
@3kojimbles895 4 жыл бұрын
ok but masochists
@TampaJohn
@TampaJohn 3 жыл бұрын
I actually herd of that happening though. It’s a real thing.
@LupusAdNoctem
@LupusAdNoctem 4 жыл бұрын
Why's she have the same cadence and intonations as the "apparently" kid 😂
@Contrabass101
@Contrabass101 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe his teacher. He's old enough now, that it could be about him, right?
@eliasespitia4834
@eliasespitia4834 4 жыл бұрын
To find out someone else had the same exact thought I did, "I was scared HALF-TAH-DEATH!"
@Fevah5
@Fevah5 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliasespitia4834 🤣 That was good.
@SeanCarterCFH
@SeanCarterCFH 3 жыл бұрын
She's great lmao, I love the last one most because it seemed like a legit lived experience not just a joke she wrote 👌
@Rhekon
@Rhekon 5 жыл бұрын
So that student is trash af at writing if he wrote it that way, but his story was hilarious.
@UltraSuperDuperFreak
@UltraSuperDuperFreak 5 жыл бұрын
Well writing comments like you just did, kinda makes you trash too. LoL, yes same for me writing what i just did before you cry. 99% of humans does trash things. Plus it proberly just a made up story formed into a joke anyway.
@urbosasfurry2126
@urbosasfurry2126 5 жыл бұрын
I think part of the joke was making fun of a football player's college level writing skills to be like a ten year old's.
@Rhekon
@Rhekon 5 жыл бұрын
@@urbosasfurry2126 Likely
@Rhekon
@Rhekon 5 жыл бұрын
@@UltraSuperDuperFreak Take a chill pill, internet tough guy. Also, *it's and *probably.
@spontaneousbootay
@spontaneousbootay 5 жыл бұрын
@@UltraSuperDuperFreak screenshot your comment. Take some english classes then reread what you wrote so you can understand how incoherent your comment was
@MUNJIxULTOR
@MUNJIxULTOR 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, JUJI SMITH SCHUSTER?! He got famous on IG for not having a car and riding a bike his NFL rookie season...AND HE WENT TO USC
@AlvinGuoSubscribe
@AlvinGuoSubscribe 4 жыл бұрын
What a lad
@Briguy1027
@Briguy1027 4 жыл бұрын
LOL it could have been him. It sounds like the sort of wacky thing he would do.
@ermag22lan66
@ermag22lan66 4 жыл бұрын
She never said she was a teacher at usc tho
@bohull4400
@bohull4400 4 жыл бұрын
ermag22län she literally says it 5 seconds into the video
@romain1752
@romain1752 4 жыл бұрын
ermag22län Someone has short attention span.
@realjackeal
@realjackeal 7 күн бұрын
LOL Thank you KZbin for recommending this knowing I needed some comedy
@spyder000069
@spyder000069 5 жыл бұрын
Extreme was after the jump showing her a scrap of shoelace in his hand and yelling nooooooo!
@zenigga
@zenigga 5 жыл бұрын
Am i just too stoned or does that waffle thingy actually makes a LOT of sense?
@darrellcharles9705
@darrellcharles9705 4 жыл бұрын
Akhil manohar If you don’t know. How would I know?
@zenigga
@zenigga 4 жыл бұрын
@@darrellcharles9705 okay I seriously don't remember what this video was about :)
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 4 жыл бұрын
Akhil manohar, I guess that answers that. 😏
@the1exnay
@the1exnay 4 жыл бұрын
Your thighs do not get hot enough to properly prepare a waffle. So imma go with you're too stoned
@Looserkid13
@Looserkid13 4 жыл бұрын
you're too stoned bruh that shit's nasty and not hot enough
@fairy5668
@fairy5668 Жыл бұрын
I don't know what I expected but it definitely wasn't this set lmao this was so much better than what I thought it would be.
@Marcus-hq3qh
@Marcus-hq3qh 4 жыл бұрын
USC, Star football player, bicycle 🚲. She’s talking about JUJU 😳
@quintonkirk285
@quintonkirk285 4 жыл бұрын
Marcus bruh look
@pop6491
@pop6491 4 жыл бұрын
It's a made up story. Probably lol.
@spicysokka
@spicysokka 4 жыл бұрын
YO I THINK U ONTO SOMETHING
@Sagaan42
@Sagaan42 4 жыл бұрын
I had never head amy silverberg before! Great comedy! Not the type that makes you scream laughing, but the type that leaves you with a good smile the whole time :)
@NikolaiVolkovski
@NikolaiVolkovski Ай бұрын
great set 🤘
@christopherminutolo9384
@christopherminutolo9384 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine her students stumbling upon this
@flip_shifty
@flip_shifty 5 жыл бұрын
Its probably made up. But i thought you wouldnt figure that out with this pf of yours
@bearb1asting
@bearb1asting 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@justme-ew3ri
@justme-ew3ri 4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Minutolo She probably tells them she is a comedian
@johnroberson1157
@johnroberson1157 5 жыл бұрын
she's a teacher....may have missed her calling; she is fantastic at funny.
@leeman27534
@leeman27534 5 жыл бұрын
tbh there's seemingly a lot of teachers that become comedians, so no biggie. hell, she can do both, as well.
@jjsamuelgunn1136
@jjsamuelgunn1136 4 жыл бұрын
I laugh at my teachers all the time.
@marlajean1715
@marlajean1715 4 жыл бұрын
A great sense of humor makes for a great teacher
@DairunCates
@DairunCates 4 жыл бұрын
You think a sense of humor ISN'T a job requirement for the most underpaid and thankless job in the world?
@andrewlawson3694
@andrewlawson3694 3 жыл бұрын
Liked you Waffling on, great set.
@hiddenrain2992
@hiddenrain2992 4 жыл бұрын
Teachers and comedians go hand in hand in relation to experience....you go girl!!!
@InsouciantMac
@InsouciantMac 5 жыл бұрын
She looks like Sabrina the teenage witch
@Schnitzel_Inc
@Schnitzel_Inc 5 жыл бұрын
Aubrey Plaza.
@taoist32
@taoist32 4 жыл бұрын
Schnitzel Inc. Allyson Hannigan.
@dcents5458
@dcents5458 4 жыл бұрын
Except with some kind of Hispanic mixed in
@thekalinka918
@thekalinka918 4 жыл бұрын
No.. not really. Maybe from 50 meters away.
@moegamadebraheemfredericks6557
@moegamadebraheemfredericks6557 4 жыл бұрын
@@faytstrife5782 Hahaahaha
@arejetko
@arejetko 11 ай бұрын
What original stories - face of an angel, the mouth of a classy, longshoreman. Loving it.
@arttrumbo9496
@arttrumbo9496 5 жыл бұрын
The skydiving instructor sounds like my kind of dude.
@deliriousmysterium8137
@deliriousmysterium8137 5 жыл бұрын
My homie walked in partway through that parachute skit, he was confused af
@cubemerula5264
@cubemerula5264 3 жыл бұрын
That was funny. Do you have a DVD special?
@Candisias
@Candisias 4 жыл бұрын
She's not lying about the nuva-ring comment. Not lying WhatSoEver! LMAO
@johngalt2336
@johngalt2336 4 жыл бұрын
Candis C can you show me?
@blademanx
@blademanx 4 жыл бұрын
a real man doesnt need a ring to stay solid
@dylank2428
@dylank2428 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, she was good. Great stories, great delivery. Hope to see more from her
@vahidmirkhani
@vahidmirkhani 4 жыл бұрын
She should have given back the tour guide his "I like them small, I didn't feel anything".
@kavish2307
@kavish2307 4 жыл бұрын
XDXD
@silascochran9705
@silascochran9705 5 жыл бұрын
She is very funny and cheered me up immediately even before the waffle trick😁👍
@edwinov
@edwinov Жыл бұрын
Must be a 'Murican thing. Normal people would not discover anything funny in her routine.
@cherifurbaby
@cherifurbaby 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to have her as a teacher.
@SONICgokuverine
@SONICgokuverine 3 жыл бұрын
That little outburst of “I’ve never been skydiving!” was the best part of the act. It felt like the only time she wasn’t crazy nervous about the set. That little bit of confidence was great, and if she can hone in on that, I look forward to seeing more of her stand-up work.
@literaldeer2073
@literaldeer2073 5 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comedian named Amy
@epmike123
@epmike123 5 жыл бұрын
Low bar.
@cyberdidi
@cyberdidi 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know.. I feel that she was the one doing that "waffle trick".. Not her "friend".
@nahboi483
@nahboi483 4 жыл бұрын
A great example of a compelling comedian. She keeps you hooked.
@DownloadDeX
@DownloadDeX 5 жыл бұрын
This was very good top to bottom. Wow
@magpie.314
@magpie.314 5 жыл бұрын
"You want regular or extreme?" The words I'll say when I lose my virginity. Or my wedding night, whichever comes first
@nadjak3410
@nadjak3410 4 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Ward It really isn't.
@phaethonzeros2865
@phaethonzeros2865 4 жыл бұрын
@@nadjak3410 maybe for it isn't and maybe for him it is soo everyone has a different opinion on experiences. I myself would like the wedding night far better than anything else.
@stormyuwu1287
@stormyuwu1287 4 жыл бұрын
Unsolicitwd advics on what to do with your body in a comedian comment section. Typical.
@eternalreign2313
@eternalreign2313 4 жыл бұрын
@@phaethonzeros2865 Yeah and what if you find out she's lousy in the sack? Too late, you're married. You don't buy a car without test driving it first, and I prefer to test drive it as much as possible so I can make the best decision possible.
@phaethonzeros2865
@phaethonzeros2865 4 жыл бұрын
@@eternalreign2313 sex isn't really everything and even soo she can learn and get better. But a car is only used for transportation that bears no emotions and feeling on the other hand a human female companion has far more than a car will offer in a lifetime she will be your mental and emotional support she will be there for you in hardships and in good times, she will also be the mother of your children. I'm pretty bad at sex but I don't hold a lot of expectation for her in the bed because that would be hypocritical of me to deman or expect my olny demand is for her to love and respect and for me to also love and respect her. Thats basically it for me I want someone I can talk to when I'm sad or happy and someone who I can depend on to be there when I need her.
@AntAntL
@AntAntL 4 ай бұрын
Her delivery is genuine....I can picture the stories in my mind.
@AudioDestinyHQ
@AudioDestinyHQ 5 жыл бұрын
She got a smooth voice and a cool smile
@papasweed.dispenseria5977
@papasweed.dispenseria5977 4 жыл бұрын
definitelyfun to listen to, had me smiling thru the whole thing
@jeffreysisson7948
@jeffreysisson7948 Жыл бұрын
Wow Amy is naturally funny. I like her delivery too and she is very comfortable on stage. I’m sure being a teacher and having to constantly extemporize in front of her students helps a bunch lol. Well done!
@ericjohnson6158
@ericjohnson6158 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. Funny AF. This just popped up into my recommendations. Now I know why she's one of my favorite FOLLOWs on Twitter. She's brilliant
@angelokoro9111
@angelokoro9111 4 жыл бұрын
I go to UCSB. After she said "I went to a big party school," I already knew what school she was going to say.
@christianfoley7441
@christianfoley7441 4 жыл бұрын
She actually came and did this routine and about 45 minutes to an hour more at the stand up night in IV a few weeks ago. Shame you missed!
@undecided626
@undecided626 4 жыл бұрын
Go Gauchos!
@alexisfether-hashimoto8764
@alexisfether-hashimoto8764 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@jc3drums916
@jc3drums916 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrJedi5150 Not true. UCSB has tried to downplay its party school image by talking about how many Nobel Prizes its faculty has won, having the police block out-of-towners from attending Halloween, etc., but it's always been known as a big party school Halloween used to get over 70,000 attendees if it fell on a weekend.
@eternalreign2313
@eternalreign2313 4 жыл бұрын
What school isn't a party school these days? Oh wait, I meant, which school isn't a lefty indoctrination adult daycare center these days?
@s.w.148
@s.w.148 4 жыл бұрын
Amy is so real. I like her!
@Gr8WhiTe1990
@Gr8WhiTe1990 5 жыл бұрын
This girl is way funny!
5 жыл бұрын
Are you on drugs?
@psycold
@psycold 5 жыл бұрын
She kinda reminds me of Stevie from GMM.
@zachhenry1718
@zachhenry1718 5 жыл бұрын
psycold I'm seeing the GMM tour tonight and you're 100% correct
@LoganTheSmartGuy
@LoganTheSmartGuy 5 жыл бұрын
That’s why I watched this honestly
@mikemeckler6255
@mikemeckler6255 5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@HarryToeface
@HarryToeface 5 жыл бұрын
Was going to say this, definitely could be sisters
@ashtonwest9183
@ashtonwest9183 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly best female comedian I’ve whatched
@andrewroberts8139
@andrewroberts8139 4 жыл бұрын
Look at that, every singer person in the audience is laughing at this - because this is very high quality stand-up
@debabratasahoo6487
@debabratasahoo6487 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this more than I did for the video itself.
@andrewroberts8139
@andrewroberts8139 4 жыл бұрын
@@debabratasahoo6487 Strange
@87channels
@87channels 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a fan of deadpan humor, so this was a +
@eternalreign2313
@eternalreign2313 4 жыл бұрын
I think you got deadpan humor mixed up with someone just narrating a portion of their life.
@n0u0m0b065332
@n0u0m0b065332 5 жыл бұрын
She killed that style of delivery!
@moeezawan2329
@moeezawan2329 4 жыл бұрын
When your teacher is hotter then your girlfriend.
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