Illegal Meals

[@Elliotshmelliot]

9:57 why do gym bros act like theyre allergic to seasoning 😂 like bro it's not gonna kill you

[@lmao_tse_tung]

I know lol. 0 calories and helps the protein go down easier

[@rebeccamorrison8150]

its probably the influence of 'diet culture', if you're adding seasoning you'd probably also need to add butter or oil which wouldn't be ideal for weight loss but probably fine for an athlete or body builder.

[@sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000]

cause obesity dats why

[@folkloreofbeing]

Ex body builder here, that bland diet is usually when geting ready for competitions, though some do punish themselves everyday with this diet.

[@toku_u]

It's pretty much necessary at a high level, close to competition. They have to eat extremely lean. Regular gym goers who eat like that are just eating miserably for negligible effects.

[@jynxasaurus]

love this being uploaded at dinner time

[@owen1344]

Tea time

[@Breadvault]

Ikr

[@Benjimuz]

I just finished 😔

[@Tvhurdghit4fhi6rr]

Dinner at half 5?

[@jimmythe5906]

You eat a half 5

[@billyhills9933]

The 'pizzas in school' gets even worse when you find out that, according to the US schools' system, pizza counts as a vegetable.

[@ivanwilliams7413]

@billyhills9933 *Sigh*...Yup. I can't even use y'all's Biscuit vs. Cake adjudication as a comeback, because of that.

[@danieljohnson2005]

You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

[@danieljohnson2005]

You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

[@danieljohnson2005]

You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

[@abzinhoo]

😂

[@herrhartmann3036]

15:07 That looks like a Weißwurst. It's not moldy. The meat loses its colour during cooking, and the dark spots are herbs mixed into the sausage. Eating it with a plain slice of bread is a little sad, though. Weißwürste are normally served with pretzels and mustard.

[@quantumblurrr]

I had a wurst selection in Germany and it was absolutely cursed

[@NEEDbacon]

My thoughts exactly. Somehow if he just had it on a plate it'd be fine but on bread? It's just somehow sad. either way, Mustard fixes it.

[@JamesLakin-lk6fj]

​@@quantumblurrrthen why dudnt you get a better selection then? Cant be nice if you wnet for the worst sleection possible

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

​@@quantumblurrr what did you do with it? Has to be prepared and served a certain way to taste how it's supposed to. First off you don't fry it, you let it simmer (not boil) in hot water for 10 mins. You eat it with sweet Bavarian mustard and a Laugenbretzel (a soft, chewy salty bread that has the same type of texture as a bagel). The flavours perfectly complement the herby rich sausage. Oh, and the casing is merely there to hold the sausagemeat; it is NOT supposed to be eaten. If you tried to eat that, or eat the sausage cold or anything, then yes it would have been horrible. Xd

[@HamesSmuth-rn5oi]

You should watch the horrid henry movie

[@topmandog1]

with dick and dom

[@myshaa]

you are a genius yes

[@Ozee13]

UK cult classic

[@MCCAKEmario]

Actual banger movie

[@steve1070]

yes

[@philbateman1989]

6:28 that's where someone has prepped the patty completely wrong and served it anyway. Those are likely lumps of fat or flour that haven't been properly kneaded in. It's probably safe to eat, but it won't taste good :S

[@Plasmafox]

that's just the fat scumming out, normally it cooks off. Chicken fat does the same thing and nobody kneaded it in

[@Ac3_Silvers]

4:35 for clarification: these pizzas are the size of like your standard sandwich, they’re “personal” sized. Think one tiny pizza that’s the same amount of food as a large slice.

[@Syke-R2b]

Blob fish right there 😂 2:19

[@ineed-t5r]

George you put me off my chippy

[@liittlemiissd]

Pretty sure that’s a legal offence in the uk.

[@ineed-t5r]

@@liittlemiissd it truly is

[@euphorieddreamings]

send him a bill that shit aint cheap

[@irehthinker]

this video reminds me of my culinary teacher that i had last year that quite literally did not know how to cook. almost everything he made somehow ended up being as hard as a rock or undercooked. idk how he even got the job

[@RPGLover87]

"The colour of brownies, is brown. Hence the name. What you have there, if they have a name, are some... greenies." "Could it be?! That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a batch of purest greenies?" "Well it's less of a batch, more of a lump really..."

[@humbleguy976]

7 out of 10 is just the nice way of saying 5 out of 10

[@Alex-c9h6v]

My school food is definitely the exception to the stereotype. Bacon sandwiches, ‘breakfast wraps’ (bacon, sausage and cheese) popcorn, waffles, croissants and more.

[@iceicicle3046]

1:11 pyro's christmas dinner

[@WWNbroadcasts]

We all saw the image and we can all say everything in the video looks better

[@iceicicle3046]

@@WWNbroadcasts facts

[@coolman113a9]

Hmmmmf hmmmmf

[@LocallySourcedCryptid]

7:57 Welcome to the US where every public school is in desperate need of funding

[@alexjedi2037]

0:10 I don't think any human would make these

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

My god that vodka with the food reminded me of the shopping from Elana in Peep Show “She is very attractive. But brown rice and Pop Tarts? Camomile tea and economy vodka? That's a car crash of a shopping basket.”

[@draculinalilith396]

2:03 bro got the whole medieval food groups right there. On that peasant diet XD

[@laughlan]

The words “gourmet” and “nacho” should never be in the same sentence.

[@ivanwilliams7413]

My high school had Pizza Hut set up in the cafeteria... That was in 1998. Yeah, we could've used Jaime Oliver back in the day. And as a professional cook, I know EXACTLY what that is on those Hardee's patties: Fat + gristle from how it was cooked. When the patties are then pressed together afterwards for shipping after being cooled, but not drained, that's what will happen.

[@SuperHappydoggy]

"the 9th ring of hell,wtf is this" Has me fucking dying of laughter, dgfbidgd

[@MrPhil1503]

I went to school in the 1980s and 1990s...pizza and chips was definitely on the menu a lot...and lots of custard-based puddings. The good-old days

[@MrReVersed]

George is a snack 😋

[@BoxOfToasters]

yummy george

[@Sir_Sloth-_-]

What

[@Sir_Sloth-_-]

The

[@redactedusernameconfirmed]

But James Marriot is a meal

[@docdragon0796]

£3.50 with a main and drink

[@rebeccamorrison8150]

the lasagna grilled cheese is practically a work of art

[@Orbitingaster]

peak youtube for eating

[@ameliavachon1939]

george uploading is the highlight of my day

[@MareSerenitis]

One of my favourite "looks like shit but is actually good" meals is boiled potatoes with plain fish, just smashed up in a bowl with some butter and pepper.

[@chetgoodenough8749]

Drying the duck thing has to be a meme from "fresh meat"

[@TehLiquid]

bro low rates healthy food and then says it'll shorten your life, then high rates objectively bad food that ACTUALLY will shorten your life. this is pure trolling

[@closetculture3025]

The lack of seasonings and spices is concerning to me.

[@picobello99]

I work at Domino's, so I get to make some monstrosities every now and then. Pepperoni + tuna for example. Or Hawaiian pizza without ham and cheese and triple pineapple, so it's just tomato sauce and lots of pineapple. Or pesto + garlic sauce + barbecue sauce. One time someone ordered a pizza without any topics, not even sauce, so it was just baked dough. Some people really don't have a good taste lol 😂

[@ScienceWithRoy]

that christmas cakes looks like rotten ham

[@61plague4]

Just opened KZbin to see a georgeM upload 🔥

[@alexnjx]

Can we get another supermarket similar video? It would save my marriage

[@SVJontop]

Nice to see all of George's cooking

[@jackord6630]

"you should be more supportive of your daughter shitty brownies...i mean... ohhhhh..." just breaks me xDDD

[@YosenjuBestDeck]

15:45 Americans will eat corndogs but say battered sausages from the chippy are gross

[@MeatyMani]

They'd be right, hypocrites, but correct. Like what you want but battered sausages specifically make me feel so ill 😭. I might just be jealous of people that liek them tbh

[@danieljohnson2005]

@@YosenjuBestDeck What are you talking about? When has any American ever said those are gross? And if they did, they probably don’t like corn dogs either.

[@yourdailydose-of-facts]

George is the best meal

[@Vollification]

12:58 "Be more supportive" Me: "No! Don't support atrocities!"

[@Elriuhilu]

That pizza looks like it was made by a serial killer out of his victims' ears.

[@riddlussy3109]

Devouring my mums cooking rn ty George

[@mage1439]

That first meal looks incredible.

[@forrestfire2021]

Petition to have George make the lasagndwitch

[@EpicDoggo-q7v]

the duck is literally just the fish in the cupboard from friday night dinner

[@cleareyesthehamilkit1469]

uploaded right as i started my dinner! cant wait to watch while im eating

[@TheKanguru]

man been hackin into that shushi roll with a serrated butterknife no wonder the sushi looks like it was attacked.

[@pipl8508]

5:10 FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER

[@ellsbellsbabyy]

these videos always makes me feel better about my uni struggle meals 😭

[@lisaswrdywrld]

was just having the worst day imaginable im so glad this was just uploaded brought my mood up

[@emmahavana]

We had pizzas at school, broke my tooth on the crust once 🙃

[@2Bored2Name]

6:39 They'd call that the cook it your damn self 💀

[@MasterofSpiders]

9:07 - How you make this home made protein bar. Step 1: Eat a lot of brown bread, cashew nuts, or All Bran cereal. Anything with a lot of fibre. Step 2: Sit on the toilet.

[@yourdailydose-of-facts]

I'm surprised George made it out after all this good madness

[@hancrew3098]

Shading unhealthy American school meals when I’m British and our school gave us foot long baguettes with literal melted chocolate ladled into it for breakfast 😂

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

Wasn't Nutella a thing?!

[@hancrew3098]

@ just a big ol pan full of melted chocolate 😂

[@JellyBeanBun]

That lasagne grilled cheese is freaking amazing!

[@scottianson5133]

"I looked at black mold and thought it was something different."

[@sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000]

working cooking in the hot summer weather is the worst

[@emilym1280]

These videos always make me feel like what I serve up for me and my husband isn’t actually that bad at all 😂

[@yourdailydose-of-facts]

Babe wake up George uploaded

[@Verbot819]

Of course this was uploaded while I was eating

[@Child_Dog]

Chips and cottage cheese goes HARD. Anyone who likes both should really try it.

[@MaxieMooa101-likes-Yeeps]

Watched this while eating a butter chicken curry

[@mo11ycx]

1:20 looks like a smokers lung 😭

[@Revvs7]

In my first year of uni i survived on microwave rice and a can of tuna and beans everyday for the entire year. I didn't know how to cook nor had the money to buy food. still the best moments of my life lmao

[@jasperzanovich2504]

Something like that is a third of the examples. Technically not real food but still very much edible and sometimes even enjoyable. I still would have bought some kind of sauce for that.

[@BrazenBull91]

As a British Asian chef, this was a hard watch 😂🤟🏼🇬🇧

[@sirperybLakeney]

Putting the duck in a cupboard is a fairly standard way of making Peking Duck. Looks pretty good.

[@HelenaPorter]

Your content is refreshingly authentic, keeps me coming back for more!

[@GutnarmEVE]

"onions? brr!" - rest assured: the murrica variants are bred to be big but mild. blanch them for a few seconds, they'll turn rather tasteless, and you won't even have to chew.

[@humbler430]

Nah I searched up memelous on tiktok and theirs a bunch of people simping over him and like thirst traps it's wild

[@Elriuhilu]

The microwaved burger looks like the beginning of act two of an alien biological horror movie.

[@lynnazor]

Cottage cheese and tortilla chips go hard.

[@yourdailydose-of-facts]

You made my day George

[@OTGT26]

Brilliant watch while I'm eating, cheers george

[@sadbutrad4961]

12:20 peak college meal

[@Elriuhilu]

Vegetables and pork in natural gelatin (not added powder) is called aspic or head cheese and is delicious.

[@MamattsBuba]

ngl hot dog in a wrap slaps its just the best broke dinner

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

I was hungry before I watched this and some of these look alright and they have made me hungry

[@Neknesch]

Dude soft boiled eggs with salt are absolutely amazing

[@seabass819]

to be very fair, the pizza we get in schools, are those tiny 4-5 inch personal microwave pizzas. not the full 12 inch pies.

[@iphatbass]

Tuna, mayo, diced onion and corn is the best combination! You will get fantastic meal

[@lmao_tse_tung]

About the Denny's burger. Apparently the weird circles happen when you grill straight from frozen. Also happens with burger king

[@MusicaINFI0]

sick mate

[@aleck7414]

you were first

[@MusicaINFI0]

@@aleck7414 cool :>

[@Joni_Tarvainen]

In my college days I woke up one day, threw chocolate cereal on the bowl and realized I had ran out of milk, so in my peak intelligence I replaced it with vodka. It was horrible, but the school day was much funnier than usually after that breakfast.

[@jkasaunder228]

A stale pizza slice? Nah it was either a half a burger roll / baguette topped. God tier food.

[@Turkeyinthehay]

Corn dogs are amazing!

[@Jedi_With_Aesthetic]

Pineapple + jalapeño peppers makes for a really delicious sweet and spicy pizza but I agree that one thing you looked at had way too many jalapeños 😂

[@xephnetinos3810]

I work in a grocery store. That rico cheese actually sells like CRAZY in my store

[@iM_JuSt_SaiYaN]

With all these 7/10's I feel like I'm watching Brandon beavo tick tock😂 big up George M 7/10!

[@FrostFire1987]

thin and crispy pizza is always better, deep dish is like eating a bottle of tomato sauce and cheese

[@cowboythecatt]

omg my fav tory uploaded

[@WWNbroadcasts]

6:23 the flood of halo looking burger

[@johnlaurens5860]

The Eboys jam tart

[@e.p.8866]

love that i got an ad for medical weight loss before this

[@ClownBARF]

Corndogs are fucking good. I love getting a fresh made foot long corndog at the state fair every year. they only taste bad if you buy frozen ones and microwave em. Baking is the way to go and then you get to chew the leftover bit off the stick.

[@Dylandamuffin]

I've been eating McDonald's for the past 6,000 years and I'm fine so I dont know what the handsome masked mans rambling on about

[@BoxOfToasters]

infinitw mc donladnd

[@Dylandamuffin]

​@BoxOfToasters are you high?

[@CosImUpRn]

What the he'll are you immortal?

[@alexjedi2037]

Maccies is the secret to immortality

[@jolteon345]

The thing with the corn dogs is that they aren't bad, just don't microwave them. I've had them before, microwaving them murders the texture, so while it's technically viable just deep fry or bake them.

[@dwaynethefrog]

i used to only pack lunch through most of high school because god forbid you catch it on the one hotdog day

[@hannahvmh]

i regret eating whilst watching some of these meals

[@Yepee-s7q]

Im scared to watch this while eating so ill guess ill need to wait before i can watch

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

Yeah that first meal is just normal British cuisine, I'd dive right into that