Imagine A Crab - Drawfee Animated

[@jonbauml225]

Such a good

[@abj6920]

A good

[@humanasfarasiknow8634]

good

[@Nortarachanges]

goo

[@blarg2429]

go

[@bea-ti9rg]

g

[@punderlord]

I love how Jacob has to build this elaborate scenario to just basically say "I don't understand how horseshoe crabs got their name"

[@sylviapage61]

It wasn't supposed to be elaborate lmao i think it was gonna be pretty simple before all the interference

[@alecLogan]

⁠​⁠@@sylviapage61 Right, but he “has to” build the scenario based on the challenges presented to the premise, when it would have been simplicity itself to just let him do it.

[@Dr.SickofYou]

I wonder if Jacob went into this knowing his paper thin premise was about to be torn apart for 3 minutes

[@lizzythe-boss6702]

Its even funnier because Horseshoe crabs aren’t actually crabs

[@chickenanon]

Fun fact! Horseshoe crabs have those iconic six crab legs underneath that shell I love horseshoe crabs

[@starvalkyrie]

Sisyphus was a lightweight. No struggle is as eternal as Jacob Drawfee trying to introduce the premise of the episode.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

One must imagine jacob drawfee annoyed

[@starvalkyrie]

@@airplanes_aren.t_realBased and Camus pilled

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563]

​@@airplanes_aren.t_real The struggle to imagine a crab is enough to speed up a man's heart.

[@Yipper64]

is his last name really Drawfee?

[@lokiiago_x0x]

Seriously it stresses/bums me out so bad

[@Reeder9906]

This bit is a peak example of Drawfee's "no, but" comedy

[@viktormon]

"no but" or "no, explain" comedy

[@notednuance]

​@@viktormonor even "no, convince me"

[@grahamflorida5942]

It's better than no butts

[@lospagnolofalso]

​@@grahamflorida5942 there's plenty of butts

[@MenachemSchmuel]

speak on that.

[@Nebby_Fae]

I love that so many of their bits just don’t have a payoff. It is just making Jacob as annoyed as possible while trying to set up. It’s great

[@Dctr-mg8km]

I don’t know, Julia asking if Lucille Ball was a crab hit me harder than any punchline could’ve.

[@webbowser8834]

"I want to make an announcement: KZbin is over, so we're moving over to the next letter, VTube".

[@Koosemose]

Jacob's annoyance IS the payoff. Just like the deafening silence or audible confusion at Julia's jokes is their payoff (I think they're usually hilarious and the confusion makes it better)

[@Swenglish]

Not sure if "yes and" or "but why".

[@kweenkitten6207]

In this one Jacob ends up saying that he was ready for more and that he expected it to go deeper 😂

[@VirtualyAnonymous]

"I feel like I'm being persecuted for my beliefs" and "if there's a God he's a coward" are such wonderful Jacob quotes

[@WrenYena]

I can't help but imagine them as a two panel comic. Mocking god, then complaining about it after getting smited 😅

[@RSFArocks]

Don't forget "Julia do you know what a rectangle is?" and "if I get The Fool I'm cancelling this episode."

[@Claymann71]

Christian 'God' was an amalgamation of Zeus, Posidon, Hercules, Odin, Thor, Moses, Abraham & pre-existing Zoroastrianism & 'Other' Beliefs, all mixed up in 1 awesome Guy. Jesus is Fanfiction. & ALSO A CRAB! 🦀 (Believe what you want, just don't be a jerk. 'Gods' was Humans trying to rationalize Stars & Astrological Events with their own Culture & World Views. No one knows for sure. _Just don't be a jerk!_ 🖖 )

[@PALX50]

Dont forget "I'm sorry, John Arbuckle makes me.... flacid" in a dissapointed tone.

[@harrison3910]

@@Claymann71this post makes me think of a meme. Some guy was sitting next to someone who did not have English as their first language and while praying stated, “Dear god, you do not exist without me.” He was right.

[@PankoBreadcrumbs]

I love the contemplative silence Julia stays in until chiming in to build on Jacob's semi-spongebobless, crabless, Luciless, squidward centric scenario. True love.

[@XanderLars2]

Sometimes there's streams where julia is just kinda silent for like the first 10~15 minutes, and those always result in her contributing the wildest shit to a conversation that's been going on since the stream started. it's so fantastic.

[@TheLoserface45]

The silencer you feel when Julia hasn’t talked in 10+ min and you start to think “oh god, what is she doing?”

[@Crimser3]

“I think we’re rapidly approaching content that is for no one” -Jacob ‘crab-truther’ Drawfee

[@RAFMnBgaming]

it's me. I'm no one.

[@Deadflower019]

@@RAFMnBgaming same

[@JuniperDenn]

I've been thinking about this comment all.morning

[@ProtocolDroidHK47]

Props to Jacob for getting to a point that he can just roll with the punches. It's just a shame that Karina started wearing knuckle dusters.

[@benji_and_the_tomatoes]

😂😂 this is amazingly put

[@_decaysea]

Love that Julia is drawing all the examples with the Bobby Hill eyes.

[@Jr837_]

her famous Julia-brand eyes

[@JDRetrolUtion]

I didn't even notice that at first! DBI videos are just riddled with Easter eggs

[@nicolechen9316]

It’s her Mii eyes era

[@Spiker985Studios]

So I wasn't seeing things when I went "Somehow, that maitre d SpongeBob looks like Julia's Bobby Hill"

[@simonebuonvicino9788]

I also noticed that sometimes the Bobby eyes turn to look at Jacob. As all good creepy eyes should.

[@a-knifu-is-my-waifu]

Oh poor Jacob. He just wants to get through a simple explanation without being 100% derailed. Just once.

[@bnashee]

It's never gonna happen

[@TehLucario]

Pigs will fly over the frozen wasteland that was once hell before that happens

[@dongojangle106]

Thats what happens when you outnumber Autism cohosts with ADHD cohosts

[@key099able]

He got Patreon money for never being able to finish off the bit.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Yogi Boy doesn't have that luxury

[@flurglhinge3051]

Jacob has the patience of a saint. One of the ones who sat on top of a pillar in a desert for 50 years.

[@JackPeterBentley]

Do we think he did this in ascended condor form?

[@rem8406]

julia sometimes helping jacob get on track while other times actively making the situation worse is always very, very funny

[@jessicabellandy5687]

I can relate, I never know when I should join in, or defend when people do this kind of thing around me.

[@mike6678]

Filing this in the same mental folder as "Imagine an Egg" 😂

[@VirtualyAnonymous]

Now I need a compilation of everything a drawfee member has said "imagine _____" and insuing shenanigans

[@placeholderhandle99]

1. Image a _____ 2. We imagined that thing but not in the way you wanted us to 3. Somehow steer the conversation back to the original premise 4. Reveal underwhelming punchline that's now made more funny by how long it took Edit: also, interrupt them with by singing a song with one word replaced with ____

[@lolomackie]

@@placeholderhandle99galaxy brain

[@flamshiz]

do you know what a rectangle is

[@CampyGrampa]

Mine is a turtle egg. Should I have said that?

[@OniforAli]

That was such a journey... Jacob is surrounded by enemies and only DBI is brave enough to be open about it.

[@Quesnar]

And yet DBI is also an enemy… will Jacob ever find peace

[@OniforAli]

@@Quesnar Yep but at least DBI is honest about it u_u

[@smartestmoronx19]

Jacob has no enemies

[@grammar_ash]

Yes! Yes!!

[@vdubmerc3]

Jacob deserves more praise for his patience.

[@carmacksanderson3937]

Absolutely, if I was put in his shoes I probably would've snapped within 30 seconds 😂

[@Nortarachanges]

Honestly surprised he doesn’t scream like a condor more often

[@melbapeach162]

​@@Nortarachanges you can only ascend once, he's used up his condor card

[@Nortarachanges]

@@melbapeach162 , is that why he drew the Fool? He’d already used all his good cards?

[@Gesepp95]

He’s going to be a great dad

[@PatheticApathetic]

All that for Jacob’s point to just be “horseshoe crabs don’t look like crabs” lol

[@pjk9225]

Horseshoe crabs actually arent crabs though, he's totally right! They're actually "Chelicerates" more closely related to spiders, ticks, and scorpions than any crab! Theyre basically bugs that live underwater, and used to be much much more common a ridiculously long time ago.

[@chrismanuel9768]

​@@pjk9225Shrimps is also bugs. But then the question is... what are crabs? They're not fish. Crabs are bugs too.

[@evansageser6943]

@@chrismanuel9768 Correct, they're Crustaceans which are a variety of Arthropods, a category that also includes insects and arachnids and basically every other invertebrate with some form of exoskeleton. Notably though Crustaceans are more closely related to insects than they are to Chelicerates, so yeah, by all functional definitions of the word, crabs are just bugs that live underwater.

[@salenstormwing]

The phrase "Sunk Cost Fallacy" comes to mind, Jacob. Cut your losses while you can, Jacob, before the phrase becomes a crab and no longer exists.

[@DanKaschel]

It's all going to be crabs eventually 🤷‍♂️

[@JBish0]

I love Karina's brand of "yes and" which is "no"

[@thesuccessfulone]

Nathan's devastation as he is overwhelmed by the thought of having never seen an elephant before is beautifully captured at 0:10. Their stunned silence is impeccable.

[@susannahmitchell5558]

Karina: “There’s an animal *RIGHT* in this room!” The Animal: “I’m Merrobiba!”

[@astrealove1]

And now you also have to imagine an universe where Spongebob is retconned, where Spongebob still works at a restaurant but it's owned by Squidward because Mr. Krabs doesn't exist in the show and Plankton has been moved to Rugrats, and his restaurant has been taken over by Sandy.

[@cozy_boi]

Yum Yum gotta get me an order of those squiddly diddlies

[@EmperorSeth]

Ultimately, isn't this just an AU based on that episode where Squidward turns the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant to show up his rival?

[@TheDrawfeeBraincell]

@@EmperorSeth I was thinking that too😂

[@raestyles4694]

And in this universe because SpongeBob M’tare’dpants wasn’t as popular, all of Drawfee (and potentially DBI) didn’t exist because they became scientists undistracted by SpongeBob 😔

[@C.N.D._The_72nd]

​@@raestyles4694 Does that mean this timeline is the bad end?

[@Humorless_Wokescold]

Jacob has never given off stronger beleaguered DM vibes than during this "bit."

[@SamuelGeist]

Yeah. I feel it so hard. Like it's been a tiresome week and all my players are getting a bit loopy at the table. Trying to form a simple roleplaying sentence without interruption and diversion can sometimes be impossible.

[@queencleopatra007]

Jacob would be a great dad. He already shows incredible patience when dealing with these children 😂

[@melbapeach162]

I'm intimidated even imagining a child raised by Jacob and Julia.. they're a mere hypothetical and they're already cooler than me 😔

[@kinkanalchemist]

In a way, I almost feel like they have a duty to the world to have at least one kid so that we can see coolness levels yet untapped

[@abj6920]

2:07 the way Julia throws her hands up and deadpan says Shrimp and then just keeps her little arms up for a qhile is way too adorable

[@shadowknight7932]

This was an incredible bit and you nailed it! I love that it is in a nearly empty auditorium, that merobiba is there and classified as an animal, spongebobby, the sudden transportation to the sea side to see the horseshoe crab and the blank expressions when Jacob says "it just felt right". Just wonderful

[@Jr837_]

i wish i could erase "spongebobby" (the word) from my mind

[@bwezil]

s p o n g e b o b b y

[@christopherlundgren1700]

Spongebobby: That boy ain’t right.

[@melbapeach162]

​@@Jr837_if it helps it sounds hilarious in a Scottish accent. I might never call him SpongeBob again.

[@GhabrielPeper]

It took 3 whole minutes for Jacob to say what he wanted, and what he wanted to say would took 10 seconds with a less chaotic audience. Truly, the drawfee-est of Drawfee bits.

[@raymondshiner1046]

I love the intense energy that is the video starting with Jacob's close up "Listen to me"

[@Megakell0]

It has *LITERALLY* JUST DAWNED ON ME that both Spongebob and Squidward have Julia's Bobby Hill face and Julia TELEPORTS when they're first shown because she's doing the chalk drawings for Jacob. GENIUS attention to detail for this animation. Good *_GOD_* DBI!

[@Patch-lz9yi]

The worldbuilding of crabs has gone so deep in our universe that we cannot imagine one without them

[@jaredragland4707]

This is the explanation for carcinization, the process by which every arthropod gradually becomes more like a crab.

[@mochiibunniie777]

i love how you incorporated julia's incorporeal form as a sparkly sweater, it's so cute

[@sleeper-cassie]

The only thing greater than my love for Karina’s chaotic energy is the comfort that comes from knowing it will never be turned against me.

[@12345NOU54321]

The possibility of the searing spotlight that is Karina’s ferocious younger sibling energy being upon you is low, but it is never zero.

[@joelhaggis5054]

They are doing everything in their power to keep jacob from getting to the point

[@smallbar2012]

So pumped that "Imagine an Egg" by the McElboys finally got its long-deserved sequel.

[@astrealove1]

The only thing I can imagine is Nathan saying Kraaab.

[@parryyotter]

I always forget they’re not ACTUALLY in these settings. Your animations contextualize them perfectly and make so much sense.

[@rask004]

The more drawfee minis i watch, the more i think they were written by Terry Pratchett

[@brennak2600]

"There's an animal right in this room!" and Merobiba is the animal, brilliant choice, love it so much!

[@Vaughan4]

I love how Jacob just wants to make a basic point and Karina and Nathan then drag him down a rabbit hole of universe building whether he likes it or not 😭😭😭

[@Feyraligatr]

This bit is three minutes long but somehow also spans all of time. (This is absolutely stellar as always)

[@BucklingSwashes]

I always love seeing how you recontextualize bits like this through the setting. It adds so much.

[@AngryNerdBird]

The way everyone keeps going on tangents, seeing Jacob keep trying to steer the conversation where he had planned is like watching someone try to herd cats.

[@ijlayugan4149]

3:09 and 3:15 Julia being the only one concerned about the abrupt setting change is a very good detail

[@annikan42]

I adore this bit and clicked SO fast. Fantastically done 😂 I love the little moment where Karina puts her hand up and Jacob says "YOU'RE the scientist" and she puts her hand back down

[@tortillachips3911]

😂😂😂

[@JackalViper]

"I... feel like I'm being persecuted... for my beliefs..." this really got me LOL! Amazing work yet again, DBI. I must rewatch one or more of your videos every week

[@22kaybee22]

The fact that Jacob managed to get them all the way through to the actual point he wanted to make is admirable. I would have given up on whether Mr. Krabs exists.

[@leehurst172]

Merobiba being referenced as the animal living in their room is so funny

[@ladynoveldragon7505]

This is amazing. I love the zoom in on the faces when Jacob says I Love Lucy doesn’t exist, and the terror on Julia’s face when she asks if Lucy is a crab. 100/10 animation.

[@samuelhowarth9994]

I forgot how absurdly long this bit went on for, and it's incredible.

[@steealconwyrick1999]

Jacob is so used to the other three ruining his bits with silly questions that he’s resigned himself to just going along with them, in hopes of _maybe_ being able to loop back around. To what I imagine was his silent shock, it worked this time. That, and when Drawtectives Season 3 comes around, he’s going to at least get back at Julia by razzing her like she and Nathan + Karina razzed him.

[@mamaliege2461]

Drawfee has such a high af energy, like I feel like my brain is on drugs listening to their conversations lol

[@MaximumMatador]

This has got to be one of the conversations of all time.

[@williamchamberlain2263]

The level of "Yes, and" here is incredible

[@iPyromantic]

You'd think he'd have learned not to open with "I want you to imagine something" by now.

[@Unownshipper]

I missed this Drawfee episode but from the title alone, I still went the John Lennon “Imagine” route that Julia did, and that makes me happy. I love how off the rails these guys go. Karina is such a chaos gremlin, she brings the funny.

[@tortillachips3911]

That episode was SO good, I really recommend it.

[@leeshajoi]

Imagine there's no Spongebob It's easy if you try

[@PerpetuallyDaydreaming]

Love how Jacob truly went from the Bad Boy of Drawfee to the exhausted parent trying to rein in one particularly unruly child, a child willing to go along with it, and a partner who will either help or hinder depending on their general mood

[@erikainharmony4465]

Karina absolutely loved throwing a wrench into every step of Jacob's hypothetical lmao 😂

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

This setting and setup is so spot on. He is 100% a tired but patient teacher during this exchange!

[@xatlern]

The Lucille Ball crab was so cursed, I love it 😂 🦀🦀🦀

[@jaen.1952]

the flat bobby hill eyes on every character is sending me into hysterics

[@MiracleMags]

Putting them in a university style classroom somehow made this whole conversation much more stressful to endure A masterpiece as always

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

This is both immensely relatable and absolutely infuriating.

[@EmperorSeth]

This was amazing timing. I was JUST thinking this morning that we haven't had a good animation of everyone bullying Jacob while he tries to do an intro for a while.

[@recurvestickerdragon]

I love that all the chalkboard drawings have the Bobby Hill face

[@jackalopexjackalope9870]

Beautifully animated, I don’t know how you never cease to make hilarious conversations even funnier. The added expressions and timing, the illustrations and scenes…! 👏

[@seemsfishy23]

The way that this is IDENTICAL to the “imagine an egg…” MBMBAM bit!!!!! Incredible

[@i_cam]

the adhd on this crowd is wild

[@Sunari]

They always seem to find the right derailments and I’m here for it. A more entertaining version of the “anticipation” joke because I’m not sure what the end goal was, I’m sure I’ll get there, but first I’m going to enjoy the very scenic route Drawfee demands we go on to get there. Seeing these moments animated by DBI are just beautiful cause the expressions and included jokes brings the bar notches higher than it was

[@gabebernhard4601]

Exact same energy as the MBMBAM “Imagine an Egg” bit

[@elitettelbach4247]

This is one of my favorite bits and you’ve captured it so well! The Lucille Ball crab really got me laughing. Loved their stunned/ disgusted expressions at the end.

[@skedizzle]

I missed saying it in the premiere chat but I gotta say I adore these lil freaky lil guys in the intro. They're so wahhh :3

[@DeepBlueInk]

Thank you skedizzle ❤️

[@douglasjtrace]

every time i watch this video i'm awestruck by the part where the backdrop is real life photos of the beach. something about it is just so gorgeous, the way it's lit and shaded and everything, it's just beautiful

[@meiofauna2267]

Hahaha the scene transition and cut away at the end with Jacob’s face was so funny

[@thewritingroo]

This is like a very roundabout way to get to a small point, like going 200 miles to go 30 feet, and I love it

[@azure_sparkle]

This was such a good bit, looking forward to the animation of it!

[@WWFanatic0]

I love their commitment to derailing Jacob as much as physically possible.

[@flamshiz]

the fact that this entire tangent was occurring completely unrelated to what was being drawn still kills me to this day

[@frankcastello9320]

"What a horrible existence that would be..." You're not wrong Nathan. Way to nail it again DBI!

[@mamazeta906]

The Spongebob side eye to Jacob, when he says it's "fundamentally different," is so good.

[@lukenielsen8331]

“But I’ve seen an animal before” Karina sets the tone for the fuckery bright and early

[@sugartoothYT]

This is how it's actually like with some people when trying to engage in hypotheticals or god forbid: *analogies.*

[@Whitneyism]

Aside from everything else in this, which is perfect, my favorite parts are how long Julia's triumphant shrimp suggestion arms are up, and "imagine if we all was a scientist"

[@e-811]

The infamous crawb thought exercise is one of my favorite Drawfee bits. Thank you so much for animating it, this is wonderful

[@MissMisnomer_]

Let us not forget that horseshoe crabs are all canonically bottoms in the Drawfee lore. I feel like this is essential information.

[@mageoflight1637]

i love how obviously tired jacob is but he can't stop going with the bit 👍👍

[@N3TSLVM]

I love that Juila has transcended as a hyperdimensional being; constantly just out of frame until a whip pan

[@abbywolffe4114]

This has the same energy as the "Imagine an Egg" bit from MBMBaM

[@emememememememememe]

Jacob sure was CRABBY by the end of that bit

[@TK-_-GZ]

Algorithmic pinch! Jacob you poor man, weather on. I like this as a choice for your style blue, it's longer, but the pace is pretty steady, so you don't have to rush to much on setting the stage, and can linger in the absurdity. Thanks for making it

[@arcadius2569]

Drawfee's intense ability to non-sequitur until the end of time is disguating

[@mcmosfet2856]

Jacob: "Imagine a crab" Griffin McElroy: "YUMMMMM"

[@shock83j16]

Love the Bobby Hill face on sb 😂

[@CheyeW13]

a perfect bit for animation, it's beautiful [wipes tear]

[@Baconator984]

What an absolute trainwreck of a conversation. So happy you chose to animate it!

[@Lunar_Blacksmith]

This whole bit reminded me of three year-olds asking the age old question, “Why?” You can literally tell them everything and each thing leads to a “why??” Sometimes each why gets smugger and smugger knowing that you’re running out of knowledge of the universe. Which is why I guess this just swapped to a new universe lol. I always feel bad for Jacob, but he’s a decent sport about it. Some of the questions were valid though about crabs lol.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

I just want everyone to know that in the 'Lucille Ball is a crab' reality lovingly created for us by Julia Drawfee, there is a very minute chance that Samwise Gamgee in the 2001-2003 Lord of the Rings movie trilogy was played by a crab Sean Astin

[@theomegajuice8660]

That was such a journey to just get to "horseshoe crabs aren't like proper crabs"... which is just an uncontroversialy and scientifically accurate statement. Also the more serious version of Spongebob is called Spongerobert

[@redtomato4903]

I love that you animated Julia switching between the audience and with Jacob so much

[@RainMceachern]

this is like my 10th time watching this video and I'm just now realising that Julia drew Squidward and Spongebob with the Bobby Hill face

[@NoBloons]

I love how its supposed to be "imagine finding a crab for the first time." Into "spongebob lore in alternate universe" and then back to "crab for the first time"