Ordo Xenos wants to know your location and what planet you are on.....RIGHT NOW.
@jiovannijones68698 ай бұрын
EXTERMANATUS NOW! CLEANSE THE HERETICS!
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
Hmm... and why is that, inquisitor?
@ProjectWARBEAST8 ай бұрын
Holy Terra. In the Imperial Palace. Come get me.
@willsmith11748 ай бұрын
Get me off this backwater simp pit
@ricopeacedarer8 ай бұрын
Throne room antichamber!
@ASURAIIXV2 ай бұрын
Inquisitor : "My Lord this is heresy, it goes against the Codex and laws that you yourself have written." Guilliman : "Oh, but it doesn't inquisitor. Go get a codex and turn to page 69." inquisitor : "Yes my lord, it says here fuck the xenos." Guilliman : "Exactly, now explain to me how I am to quote my own words not fucking the xenos." Inquisitor : "But my lo-" Guilliman : "Do you mean to tell me what my own words and intent mean inquisitor?" Inquisitor : "No my Lord I wouldn't dare. My apologies for the insult." Guilliman : "You may leave, now my dear on to the task of fucking the said xenos" Door bangs open Lion : GUILLIMAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
@hnunez1307Ай бұрын
Like #69... well, well, well.
@sakkoyaba4482Ай бұрын
96 likes well well well if we shifted the 2
@YearOfTheDog82Ай бұрын
does this order on Page 69 also apply to the Tyranids? Not sure how well that would turn out, but one must try . . .
@nachtschatten871011 күн бұрын
😂😂 I can literally hear the Lion stomping in......
@StarryDrukhari8 ай бұрын
I wonder how many times a blushing Yvraine has told Guilliman that it's not like she likes him or anything.
@CholericCounterAttack8 ай бұрын
Yandere Yvraine is superior in every way to Tsundere Yvraine, but tsundere Yvraine is still patrician.
@StarryDrukhari8 ай бұрын
@@CholericCounterAttack Maybe she could start out tsundere and ease into yandere later? Guilliman strikes me as the sort who would be an oblivious harem anime protagonist. He has no idea.
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
@@CholericCounterAttack Yandere Yvraine?? Oh hell no. Tsunderes are annoying, but are way healthier than yanderes. Those murder hobos with a possession complex are the worst anyone could end up with. Roboute needs no yandere type of psycho in his life. Or any type or any type of psycho, really. And that go for everyone sane.
@StarryDrukhari8 ай бұрын
@@Briselance Tarasha Euten, is that you?
@CholericCounterAttack8 ай бұрын
We dont have a lot of time for the plotline of that transformation. Robby G needsa ride of die type of woman. @@StarryDrukhari
@bossshun98 ай бұрын
Yvraine and Guiliman are the couple that will united the forces of order through love, and I have to go now. *Sees an agent of the inquisition.* 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
@animax4516Ай бұрын
Stop right there you mutant loving heretic *fires boltgun aggressively*
@swordpanda7panda7958 ай бұрын
Yvraine to Gulliman leaning back into their chairs massarging her wrists - Are these all the files we had to sign for today? Gulliman taking a long drag from a cigarette releasing a cloud of smoke - aaaah~" Yes' these were all' enjoy the sweet blissful rest of nine minutes' Yvraine's face showing exaution and terror - Wait, "Nine" minutes? Gulliman - Yes quite astonishing' normally it's four.
@LordEmperorBoss4 ай бұрын
When it comes to the Primarchs I can usually sum them up in a single word. Sanguinius=Valor, Lionel=Stoicism, Vulkan=Kindness. When it comes to Roboutte, the word that comes to mind is Duty. Always busy, always working, always stressed by the pursuit of true Victory. Yet he never seems to mind it that much. I think a part of him enjoys it. He likes working in a way he finds purpose and meaning. It’s why the fandom have grown to affectionately refer to him as Bobby G the Taxman.
@swordpanda7panda7954 ай бұрын
@@LordEmperorBoss Roboutte is the poster picture of "Get shit done" i believe he truly enjoys it
@CeruleanSword2 ай бұрын
@@LordEmperorBoss Rogal Dorn is duty, Guilliman is precision. In my opinion. Although, Guilliman and the four primarchs of the ‘Dauntless Few’ (a term Guilliman himself created to describe the four Primarchs he knew he could rely upon), Sanguinius, Rogal Dorn, Leman Russ, Ferrus Manus, are more difficult to describe in one word for me. I think that they’re a bit more layered as people.
@iwatchstuffs79332 ай бұрын
@@CeruleanSword Rogal Dorn is more of a Astute to me honestly
@radicalxg8282Ай бұрын
@@LordEmperorBoss Guilliman = Workaholic
@chaz7068 ай бұрын
Lion's assistant: *whispers* Lion: *HE DID WHAT WITH A WHAT!?*
@Briselance6 ай бұрын
Captain Gabriel Angelos: "I don't get what the fuss is all about."
@Minnesota_Fatts5 ай бұрын
*GUILLIMAN!!!*
@LockeLynx5 ай бұрын
@@Minnesota_Fatts Did anyone uh...feel that just now? 😨
@Minnesota_Fatts5 ай бұрын
@@LockeLynx Feel what, m'lord?
@LockeLynx5 ай бұрын
@@Minnesota_Fatts just a chill in the air. Like...disapproval, from a sibling...🥶
@impy2d8438 ай бұрын
Lion: Brother, give me one good reason to not hurt you? RG: "I have been lonely for years, FOR YEARS. WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING! I HAVE DOING MOST OF THE WORK WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!" Lion: "I was in a coma"
@JayJayM578 ай бұрын
RG "SO WAS I"
@bossshun98 ай бұрын
Human: "Lords, is there a better way to handle this?"
We have an empire to rebuild. Wageing war against eldar is a waste of resources. Now stop your bitchen and go deal with that tyranid fleet before they eat the tau.... Yes we are also allying the tau. Get over it. I got better things to do the fix you feeling.
@zanenelson83608 ай бұрын
@@andrewosborne8993 Lion: That's Leman and you know it!
@Medved7258 ай бұрын
Everyone's yapping about this Eldar-Ultramarine connection when the Tallarn and Biel-tan have had an alliance for the longest time now.
@AhmedMostafa-ir2bl8 ай бұрын
I wish they used this alliance more in lore instead of ignoring the existing of both factions
@tanaka6018 ай бұрын
I think those who are truly yapping are the porn addicts who created a relationship out of a line of dialogue.
@mateuszkrytyk57118 ай бұрын
Tell me more
@AhmedMostafa-ir2bl8 ай бұрын
@@mateuszkrytyk5711 this old lore but the tallarn and biel tan we’re having a war bc of black cube that cube summoned demons so both forces teamed up to fight the demons
@Falconer15238 ай бұрын
Because Tallarn and Biel-tan manages something rare in the 40k universe: Rubbing two braincells together.
@jlinkpro8 ай бұрын
/Reads title "Ummm, yes commisar, this "gentleman" right here."
@CommissarVoren8 ай бұрын
Let me handle this go report to the inquisitor that we have him
@asianbandit40548 ай бұрын
@@CommissarVorenOrdo Xenos on their way Commisar
@CommissarVoren8 ай бұрын
@@bossshun9 HERESY!!!!!
@sophia-helenemeesdetricht19578 ай бұрын
*inquisitor loads two bolt rounds*
@James-ep2bx8 ай бұрын
It's probably best to double check to make sure he doesn't have an appropriate writ, it gets more complicated if they do, doubly so if found after the termination. Especially if it's from a big player in 'the game', it's wise to remember that the Inquisitions authority isn't as absolute in practice as it is in theory.
@Frerichs19628 ай бұрын
Guys, did we meme the ship into cannon?
@tsato19808 ай бұрын
if, i stop beeing a wh40k fan.. no waifu bullshit in wh40k
@Machoman50ta8 ай бұрын
Waifu ? What is that ima look it up
@BarokaiRein8 ай бұрын
@@tsato1980 Yeah, literally everything that lives in 40k must be made from tubes or daemonculabas, otherwise it's not muh grimdark enuff.
@chengkuoklee57348 ай бұрын
If Orks can WAAARGH things into existence, so as Fandom.
@maddlarkin8 ай бұрын
Yeah I mean why not, at least half the fanbase consider TTS the true canon anyway...
@potato34578 ай бұрын
Lion looking through a window with Angron on a leash: ">:C"
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
"Ah, brother. You will be an uncle within more or less 9 Terran months, from now on."😊
@Ingram_Jarl8 ай бұрын
GUILLIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!😡!!!😡!!!🤬!!!🤬!!!🤬🤬🤬
@joshuabirdsall84408 ай бұрын
Asmodia riding a titan In to make em repent
@tomaszkrawczyk93448 ай бұрын
"He did WHAT with a WHAT?!?"
@Firas-xii8 ай бұрын
lion: yes angron i know you hate eldar and we gana jump guilliman
@ATable4You8 ай бұрын
Father, you dont understand, she showed me her Black Library. I met and passed the Jester.
@tdpuuhailee82228 ай бұрын
Canon Guilliman: I talked to her once, ONCE! Why is everyone acting like me and Yvraine are in a romantic releasonship?
@collecter3438 ай бұрын
What happens when a character has something approaching a respectful conversation with an Eldar.
@velentinescobar79488 ай бұрын
In the far and dark future of w40k, not killing the alían at first sight, might as well be, consider a love confesion...
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
Some Finrheit ranger: "Because ye deserve it, big boyo."
@dean_l333 ай бұрын
Surprise me too honestly 40k is not a setting reknown for shipping. It's probably that GW Thanksgiving poster that spur this
@GeneralSturnn2 ай бұрын
Games Workshop CANONIZED that relationship, remember their Happy Thanksgiving post they made? people tend to forget that, lol.
@chengkuoklee57348 ай бұрын
As long Guilliman is wearing Chastity Belt... I mean Armour of Fate, he won't "make mistake".
@Red_Alpha_Fox33588 ай бұрын
Sorry elf girl but the armor stays on during sex
@mortenrl19468 ай бұрын
I do believe he's tryna take it off, him hating it is canon
@tio_john8 ай бұрын
he is trying to take it off... oh no
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
@@tio_john Oh yes! :-)
@MrSphandor7 ай бұрын
Perhaps lord cawl could make some adjustments to the armour.. Add some additional access ports or an easier way to don and remove it.
@phantomwraith19848 ай бұрын
Honestly i wish GW/Black Library would make up their minds about whats happening between Yvraine and Guiliman and just properly canonize their relationship. It would also greatly benefit the story and setting if the imperium and eldar properly allied and stopped fighting each other
@maxaudet51778 ай бұрын
I mean, at this point a fat chunk of the community has gone all in on that one, so yeah, maybe a good idea to just go along. Then again, this is Warhammer 😂 I wouldn't put it past them to just degrade relations with the eldars and start another war on a whim just because fu** you 😂
@Teyl18 ай бұрын
They don't have a fucking relationship... You need to actually read lore rather than look at porn and memes.
@alecdeter19998 ай бұрын
@@Teyl1Well yes but you can meme reality into existence its not about what GW wants it is about what the fan base desires and like gods of old clout and belief is everything so if enough people want them to fuck they will..... Honestly im uh not sure how that would work but it would fascinating to see what happens and how it plays out politically in warhammer
@kkownzor8 ай бұрын
@alecdeter1999 the "fanbase" doesnt desire it, just memelords that dont even read the lore
@Teyl18 ай бұрын
@@alecdeter1999 the audacity and hubris of your statement tells me you are not a representative of the fan base beyond the absurdity and memes. Go watch Major kill and cope.
@bluelick75788 ай бұрын
Are we keeping this meme alive until GW makes it canon? ;) OH GOD we ARE?!
@24Ippo7 ай бұрын
*God-emperor
@bennyang2200Ай бұрын
GW made it canon with a thanksgiving poster featuring Yvrainne and Guilliman.
@blyatman58918 ай бұрын
The Ordo Xenos is conflicted. She must die, but Guilliman won't let them do it.
@kiltmaster70418 ай бұрын
The Ordo Xenos is always conflicted. No Ordo is a monolith - some do A, others do B, some try to stop A, some try to stop B... In this instance, you'd have some Inquisitors killing her, whilst the others point at them and scream "Heretic!"
@Briselance7 ай бұрын
Why should she die?? She helped resurrecting Guilliman!
@BlackEpyonАй бұрын
The term "Sanctioned Xenos" exists.
@jessepeterson669423 күн бұрын
Guilliman certainly has the kind of stalwartship to help lead the imperium to get somewhere big in their wars, only thing he lacks is his fathers psyker capabilities. Now if he and Yvraine were to..... you know...... then there could be hope (if there can still be any in this unholy timeline) that we could see the true second coming of the emperor of mankind. And if the imperium and eldar can stay in moderately good graces with each other, maybe they'll eventually assist in making that webway device the og emperor was trying to build before Magnus messed it up.
@Szminsky8 ай бұрын
“Yes lord inquisitor, this video right here!”
@dreademperor20948 ай бұрын
Thank you *shoots szm* one less witness to deal with
@nachtschatten871011 күн бұрын
@@dreademperor2094Thankyou for your service. 👍🏻
@cgavin18 ай бұрын
Ahriman's heart was rediscovered.. and re-broken. Savage.
@SaikyoStudios68328 ай бұрын
30:25 "Then my father turned himself into a pickle. Funniest thing I ever saw"
@The_0G_Chad8 ай бұрын
I’m posting here, you are my witnesses. My theory is that Yvraine and Roboute Guilliman Actually had an Alliance and relationship in 30k. I’m gonna do a deep dive video on it soon. Summed up, GW left tons of breadcrumbs everywhere throughout the books, including Yvraine risking everything to save him, her being the one to approach humanity about her plan exactly when Cawl finished the armor of fate. Her mentioning to her people that G-man was not like other humans, and he could be trusted. So many timelines and motivations and references to relationships that match up. statements from Yvraine OK and Ulthred talking about working with humans long ago, mentioning they almost had an alliance and with humanity and were close to beating chaos until fate intervened (Gmans coma) Also, G-mans (plan and reasoning which is flawless )for fighting Fulgrim being so stupid it makes no sense unless you add my theory. How about the fact that G-man lost his memory after he was hit in the neck, has no memories of escaping or being carried out and all the imperial records of the incident are completely scrubbed even after he searched so he could see the fate of his marines. A Primark with perfect memory that remembered all of his dreams in the stasis field, Who can literally replay his memories like a hollow vid implant (the Marines use to debrief.) Who detected and killed Alpha Legion, master assassins dressed as ultramarines because he noticed one ( out of six) carried his Bolter 3mms to high and stepped lighter than his men somehow cannot recall anything after the knife touched him but he was healthy enough to help his men escape through a legion of chaos marines. Please don’t tell me his men got him. They were completely surrounded. His men were damaged and Gman weighs double and doesn’t fit under 12 foot airlocks and beaming didn’t work Because they were too deep in fulgrims layer. Someone was brilliant enough to talk his marines into putting him into a Necron stasis field… that would’ve been heresy to these marines as well as they would’ve never thought of it. Also, his ship despite being damaged and outnumbered, and without his leadership miraculously escaped. And out ran an angry Fulgrim who could go in and out of the war at will, 25 feet tall with six arms, wolverine healing and Could operate his entire ship with his mind… Sorry, but somebody saved him. Doesn’t it stand to reason Yvraine and GM had an alliance they couldn’t tell anyone about because both sides hate each other and they didn’t know who was chaos… G-man had talked about getting all of his ultra Marines and lure all of chaos into one singular battle. The last thing they would be expecting when they have the last Legion surrounded and about to finish the job is all the craft worlds including 30ish million Eldar With the only ships that could decimate the chaos fleet easily. All the sudden chaos would be between the Ultra Marines in space on one side and the Eldar Fleet on the other With no planetary fleet support any longer and no means to escape because the Eldar can close portals. In other words, it would’ve been the final battle. But before they could announce the Alliance, Roboute Guilliman for some stupid reason, rather than running picked fight with way more ships and a demon prince supposedly to save his ship and his men… except the entire time from his point of view, he knows he’s going to his death. so how can he save his ship and his men if he knows he’s going to die in a trap? This is where my speculation comes in. G-man and Yvraine actually were in love. She was working as the emissary for the Eldar council. Uthred was trying this last plan before he would go along with the Cabal plan to wipe out humanity. She was meeting G-man to update him and give him intelligence when Fulgrim randomly attacked. Later in the book Fulgrim Says GMan was not the tactician. He thought he was apparently and he knew he was stalling for time but didn’t understand because it was hopeless…. Roboute Guilliman couldn’t bring her to warp because she’s too powerful and would light up like a Christmas tree to Fulgrim and demons. The only Geller field strong enough for her is a dwarf one. That’s why they never retreated. He was trading his life so the alliance could go on and he could save his girl. But when he actually got cut, she took her bodyguard and his bodyguard and the rest of the Legion and led a boarding action and extracted him. But now the Alliance was spoiled so it wouldn’t be a surprise and there was no brilliant commander tolead them. So she came up with the idea to continue the Alliance in secret. Work her way up and gain a patron God. She worked with Bellasarius cow. He worked on the armor and the primarus marines while she worked with the god of the dead and raised an army. As clear as day. The crazy part that I have no evidence for, but that would be amazing is if she was pregnant. He was trying to get them out of there so bad. Then he had her wipe his memory and destroy all evidence and documents of it in the future so there was no threat to her and his son… that literally fills all the plot holes. It explains why she randomly came with fleet.
@CultOfMonika8 ай бұрын
I ain't reading all this shit
@ricopeacedarer8 ай бұрын
Yes, I read it all! Did it say she had a son? Or daughter?
@MichaelKalb-vn6gg8 ай бұрын
My dude! I literally came to a similar conclusion after reading 30k lore and reading the Blight series. The Imperium and Elder don't just do ANYTHING without spending a millennia's time in forethought, especially in dealing with other species. I ain't gonna front, I'd love to see these two making YG-Babies and chasing Chaos about, livid with murderous anger and vengeance consuming their minds!
@ombrepourpre75628 ай бұрын
The stranger thing is it's seem logic, grounded, and from character with common sense and decency. But this two are between the very few in W40K Lore to be exactly that. ... So... Maybe ? It will be great and very funny, yet groundbreaking if yes.
@nk8638 ай бұрын
Trazyn the Infinite adding a new addition at his museum. The "Roboute Guilliman & Yandere Yvraine" display.
@NicholasGeschke6 ай бұрын
Unlike others, I have in fact, as part of my Warhammer games - fought side by side with Eldar forces. I for one applaud Yvraine's efforts to bridge the gap between Mankind and her people. Lest we forget, at one time, Humanity's previous government, the one that preceded the Imperium of Man did in fact have friendly dealings with the Eldar. And while I'm at it, the Grey Knights respectfully retrieved many of their spirits stones from the predations of the Dark Gods in a short story known as "The Ghost Halls". Furthermore, several of the Primarchs actually did voice a desire to learn from and coexist with them, once the Great Crusade was completed. And another thing, the Emperor Himself has at least some knowledge of them, their fighting styles and the means by which they use their psychic techniques during His fight with Horus, which further implies that even He had some degree of respect for them.
@johnathanstephenson81078 ай бұрын
I can see it. She knows that her people are doomed without the help of the blue berry's
@akumaking18 ай бұрын
“That’s my boy!” ~Man-Emperor of Mankind
@ret21568 ай бұрын
Are you human or some sort of forsaken Heritech machine. Either way im here for it.
@polar35775 ай бұрын
I swear the Lion only woke up after all these years to put a stop to Guilliman's xeno heresy 🤣
@JamesRamey-r8u8 ай бұрын
This guy's voice is like butter . It makes me think I'm watching the planet earth nature documentary.
@CopperBased8 ай бұрын
This is heretical clickbait. Yes, it worked. Dammit.
@Minnesota_Fatts8 ай бұрын
There’s no way it’d ever happen, but God damn it would be so fucking funny.
@Briselance5 ай бұрын
No way? Oh, but lord Guilliman has his ways, he has.
@ming456127 ай бұрын
Comrades! We will meme this until GW MAKES THIS CANON!
@CommissarVoren8 ай бұрын
HE DID WHAT? WITH A WHAT? GUILLIMAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
@debasishgoswami98968 ай бұрын
🗿
@PheonixRising29888 ай бұрын
Somewhere I feel the strong disappointment of a brother….
@involuntarilychad40488 ай бұрын
@@PheonixRising2988The Dark Angels are going to WAR... ... On SIMPS!
@Jet-ij9zc8 ай бұрын
I mean, what do you think the web way project was for?
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
@@Jet-ij9zc Trekkie for Avenue Q: "For poooorn!"
@chengkuoklee57348 ай бұрын
She's indeed one prime waifu material.
@davidraper57988 ай бұрын
Make love not war, it's far less destructive and a helluva lot more fun! Of course this is Warhammer 40k, do not expect a happy ending.
@wildwurfler27828 ай бұрын
A Dark Eldar Lady ? Well love and war whats the difference......she fu..s you in both.....😶
@projectdeveloper93118 ай бұрын
knowing GW at some point Yvraine will be r4p3d and killed while guilliman gets his ass clapped so hard he becomes mad or something like that, because yes
@maxaudet51778 ай бұрын
@@projectdeveloper9311 assuming they make it canon, maybe (not that the fandom isn't trying pretty hard😂) Either that or they pullout another Imperium / Eldar war out of their butt and they kill her Jon Snow / Ygritte style, with like Lion being the one doing it or something We'll see if they make anything of that whole thing 🤷♂️
@projectdeveloper93118 ай бұрын
@@maxaudet5177 Abaddon running to fuck up another hope of the imperium
@puddingsimon26268 ай бұрын
@@projectdeveloper9311 knowing WH40k it rarely makes the effort to "r4pe" anything and just goes to the super murdering outright, or murder fucking
@painlord2k8 ай бұрын
It would be funny, In lore, that the thing with Yvraine and Guilliman becomes an uncontrollable voice in the Imperium (and outside). Maybe after Guilliman intervenes and saves Yvraine from something else (maybe without knowing he is doing it) Voice: "She saved/resurrected him and later he saved/resurrected her. And they love each other. " Imagine the comedic potential of a chat like "Podrik & Bronn outside Brienne & Jaime's tent" And the anguish of the Custodes if one of them started dreaming about Giulliman & Yvraine's children. Not to say the effects it would have over the Eldarii seers. Instant brain stroke. It would be comedic a scene where RG and Y were attacked and they were stuck, in the end, inside an elevator (substitute with ANY very tight and enclosed space) for a very long time. Cato Sicarius and the Visarc arrive to free them and find them obviously sweating and putting back their armor. And Guilliman smiling.
@trikstari76874 ай бұрын
Anything but Cato Sicarius.
@enriquejoseantequerasanche61802 ай бұрын
You know, I don't want them canonizing the couple, but this would be great both for fun and as drama (Rob being distrusted for his suspected betrayal, alien forces trying to contact him as they've heard he is a xenophile, heretic cults using him as a messiah for surrendering to xeno worship...)
@TheCorrodedMan8 ай бұрын
I actually had an idea for a story where Guilliman and Yvraine become secret lovers and even have two kids together; Demi-Aeldari Primarchs with all the psychic potential of the Eldar and the physical prowess of the Primarchs. Their names? Tarasha Y’vraina Guilliman, and Ferrus Konor Guilliman. Shortly after their birth, uncle Vulkan returned and lavished them with all of the love you’d expect from that big green teddy bear.
@SignedWithBlood8 ай бұрын
That is so frecking adorable.
@FormerGovernmentHuman8 ай бұрын
Cute but Vulkan despises aeldari children. He’s more likely to turn the heavy melta on them than he is to give them gifts.
@TheCorrodedMan8 ай бұрын
@@FormerGovernmentHuman In my head, the story was a kind of redemption arc for Vulkan in that regard. He returns, finds out Guilliman is canoodling an Eldar, and instead of losing his shit like everyone expects, he just says: “Yes, dis is fitting…” Tu’shan:”My lord?” “I have lived many centuries, forge-friend Tu’shan, waged many wars and slain many men. I have built great works. And I have torn them down. I have even aided the Aeldari at times, though more often I have been little more than an executioner…” (Vulkans eyes seem to grow dim; he’s clearly seeing something that isn’t there, and Tu’shan believes he knows what that something is: an Eldar child, wreathed in promethium, reaching for him through the flames…) “My brotha is wise,” says the lord of drakes,”He would not allow any Xenos, no matter how beloved, any true power over the destiny of mankind. So long as she remains by his side, and never attempts to harm him, I shall endeavor to love her as I would any of my beloved siblings.” “That’s rather…my lord I don’t know what to say. This is-“ (Door opens, lone salamander sticks his head in through the crack) “My lord, we have news of the Xenos on Terra. She hasn’t been seen in some time, but this morning was spotted alongside the primarch. Our intelligence seems to indicate that she is recovering…from childbirth” “…I have nephews?” “The gender is unconfirmed, and we are uncertain of how many she bore, but yes, my lord. Congratulations are in orde-“ _”I HAVE NEPHEWS?!”_ (Entire fleet mobilized, the whole chapter is on the move, and Terra is the destination. Uncle Vulkan has one hell of a birthday party planned, and is currently working on a pair of drake skull baby rattles)
@SignedWithBlood8 ай бұрын
@@FormerGovernmentHuman Hey, that was an accident...kind of.
@TheCorrodedMan8 ай бұрын
@@SignedWithBlood Not really, but the guilt certainly ate him up
@00kills42Ай бұрын
Asmon's editor teaching me warhammer lore.......
@Antilluminati8 ай бұрын
So Guilliman seems to be 40k's Leoncouer, king of Brettonia in WH Fantasy. The lady they believe in is an elven deity. Guilliman, whose faction is made to appear as the Roman empire, but has a French sounding name. Hence the similarity imo
@AkselGAL8 ай бұрын
The child of Yvraine and Guilliman will be the vessel for the soul of the emperor. So that he has no delay after giving up his existance on the golden throne. Warhammer 40k will finally have its own version of an grimdark Baby Yoda!
@XSilver_WaterX8 ай бұрын
Read the 40k fanfic letters from dad. it's nothing like you said, the duo as parents are even more AWKWARD!?!?!?
@nomore22268 ай бұрын
And that is stupid. Baby Yoda was garbage and one of the many reasons I don't like star wars anymore. Fans like you won't be happy until this is just another liberal pile of junk.
@theophrastusbombastus13598 ай бұрын
If you have a look at the Bequin novels, I think it will become obvious who the vessel is (or at least going to be)
@brll57338 ай бұрын
Or for Isha
@norokodven47688 ай бұрын
Ah the father the son and the chaotic warp
@unclestoma46998 ай бұрын
good video its heresy but decent heresy
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
Heresy? Go tell that in Guilliman's face, go ahead.😅😂 "Eh. Whatever."🤷🏻♂️🟦
@Soloong_Gaybowzer8 ай бұрын
21:45 my brother in Christ that's Hentai
@DontKnow-hr5my8 ай бұрын
And yet you know
@WuTugu9998 ай бұрын
Emperor save our souls from this degeneracy.
@TheScoobysteve8 ай бұрын
By The Throne, he's right!
@backgroundcharacter94958 ай бұрын
Sauce? Asking for a follower of slaanesh.
@johnathanstephenson81078 ай бұрын
Ya I'm going to need proof. Post link
@MentoliptusBanko8 ай бұрын
Wow, amazing! Finally some non-imperial lore. I am currently building a Ynnari army (starting from the Drukhari part) and this video is super inspiring. Thanks a million times! And pleas do more Eldari related videos :)
@Devlyn4448 ай бұрын
I just wish they followed this narrative with the Aeldari and Imperium would actually become allies, like why not? inb4 Xenos!
@bobloerakker90318 ай бұрын
For real, they have so many common enemies.
@WestSideGorilla19808 ай бұрын
I see bobby G pop locking and dancing with her "I like it when you call me big papa" then she shows him eldar religion.....boom.
@antifret8 ай бұрын
i literally said WHAT?! out loud when i saw this video. i have no idea how i can be this invested in wh40k with only a few novels and a bunch of YT under my belt. im almost scared to buy an army for fear it'll be worse than modular synthesis and hard drugs on the budget
@leovaeg6 ай бұрын
its called plastic crack for a reason
@joshuasepeda32898 ай бұрын
Can we get some lore on the Captain-General and his Tau girlfriend? I would happily watch that video. 😊😊😊
@Red_Alpha_Fox33588 ай бұрын
We already know it's sad because she dumped him in the rain
@bigjohn11117 ай бұрын
And regardless how much said Captain General denies it, its still f(KZbin Censor)ing Canon.
@joshuasepeda32897 ай бұрын
@@bigjohn1111 Exactly. It's super canon.
@Briselance5 ай бұрын
@@joshuasepeda3289 Big-ass canon.
@demonking86420Ай бұрын
Lion El'Jonson: ***HE DID WHAT WITH A WHAT?***
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
00:13 Damn. Lady Yvraine sure has worked out. Look at those arms.
@SpacemarineHelldiver11 күн бұрын
Guilliman our great primarch definitely deserves some good time with such a hot xenos female, don't forget, the Emperor approves after all.
@lumenton8 ай бұрын
THE EXTERMINATUS KNOWS YOUR LOCATION
@elrostar-minyatur91152 ай бұрын
It is my first time on the channel, but that is the voice I believed Kiril Sindermann to have. Good job!
@sasha1mama8 ай бұрын
Exarch is pronounced "ex-ark". Commoragh is pronounced "ko-MOR-ruh", like Gomorrah. Both cities of sin and suffering, you see? Caballite is pronounced "KAB-a-LITE". They are cabalists, after all - that is, members of a cabal. Cegorac is pronounced "CHEG-a-RAKK". His name was, unsurprisingly, influenced by the name of Sheogorath, the god of insanity in the Elder Scrolls. Belial is pronounced "be-LY-ul". Roboute is pronounced "ro-BOO-tay". Yes, yes, get the "robot booty" jokes out of your system - that's the canon pronunciation.
@TDBoedy8 ай бұрын
lol Bride of Guilliman... heresy
@zackc33688 ай бұрын
Ass for Gulliman The Emprah approves he does
@Briselance7 ай бұрын
Bride for Bobby G is no heresy. He needs companionship.
@BenjaminWangSG8 ай бұрын
I love me a title with heresy built in to it
@Smokejensen2128 ай бұрын
can the Eldar STOP SUMMONING WARP MONSTERS! FOR FIVE MINUTES!
@FrostSoul-qs6kq4 ай бұрын
The best case of 'The HR guy started boinkin the office doctor'
@giocrypt51488 ай бұрын
Heresy!!! But understandable heresy
@taOGrimace7 ай бұрын
Mr. Inquisitor! Please send him to the Inquisitional Office's Brain Removal team and remove his ability to brain, at once!
@ariefaulia8193Ай бұрын
Yvraine-chan:"It's.. It's not I like you or something.. You stupid Monkeigh!"
@VidZero8 ай бұрын
Good video but based on the title I thought there would be more info about Yvraine and RG's interactions with each other.
@papapun88348 ай бұрын
I think a certain famous voice over channel for lore recently got taken down might need another layer of voice changer
@seanallard93358 ай бұрын
Fuck it. I ship it.
@maxaudet51778 ай бұрын
We all die someday anyways 🤷♂️ Some of us on the front, some of us because heresy 😂 But yes, I ship it too 😂
@lanebales9038 ай бұрын
Did he finally take the space elf as his own?
@maxaudet51778 ай бұрын
Nah, the community is just going all in on it. A large part of it is at least 😂 I have to admit, it would be pretty hilarious to see the commmunity bully GW into making it canon 🤣
@randomtrollguy8 ай бұрын
He did what, with a what ????
@entilzha12838 ай бұрын
Tzeentch: Just as planned...
@TheForcesWrath8 ай бұрын
Me hiding my Ethereal mandated sexy Tau Wife
@vladdrakul78513 ай бұрын
This would be an EPIC LOVE Story. Both are superior individuals, natural Royalty and practical. She is perhaps the only female worthy of love by the best Primarch. I wish them well together.Their relationship could be the start of a 'very beautiful Relationship' as the Humans and Eldar realize they will need to work together to survive the coming nightmares of Tyranids and Chaos.
@Maadcapminis5 ай бұрын
I wonder, what Gabriel Seth, would have to say about the butcher's "bride"
@wolfbane74978 ай бұрын
Lion el'jonson really wants to know your location so he can Forest walk over to you
@abidyo23 күн бұрын
Yvraine: Your genes are perfect, Gulliman. let us breed so children of Eldar may grow across the galaxy Gulliman: Yes. Calgar: FATHER! YOU XENO HARLO- Gulliman: Thats not how you talk to your new mother Calgar Calgar: IM CALLING UNCLE LION RIGHT NOW
@xzenitramx6665 ай бұрын
Guilliman would do anything for yvraine's cake.
@OBIONEBARRONI8 ай бұрын
This is great. Can’t wait to hear part 2
@baykuseddin16938 ай бұрын
As Lion El'Johnson said: GUILLIMAN DID WHAT WITH A WHAT?
@bradleybartholomew51848 ай бұрын
Oh man, I didn't realize how bad this lore was! Thank you for reading it so well, but this is terrible and inaccurate for all established Eldar lore since 2nd Edition. For example, the idea of a Exarch leaving his temple is ridiculous. The idea of Solitaires persuading any eldar from preserving ancestral souls, let alone anything else. The idea of Black Templars travelling or cooperating with Xenos and letting the Xenos approach a Primarch. What terrible writing!
@_Reverse_FlashАй бұрын
"...but I'm not like the other Eldar Robou-Bou"
@franksworld9922Ай бұрын
Threading a needle with a hotdog.
@callmeplez8132 ай бұрын
Yes Inquisitor, this video right here.
@nguyentienluong9400Ай бұрын
The emperor: say somthing to lion Lion: what did he do with a WHAT?
@garuda12341Ай бұрын
I realize now why I love this ship, it reminds me of Garen and Katarina
@themurphy75078 ай бұрын
I need that thumbnail art real bad. Does anyone know where is this art?
@Seran588 ай бұрын
I just popped in to say...THIS. IS. HERESY!!!!!!!!!
@Briselance8 ай бұрын
😁
@Warmaster20015 ай бұрын
Yeah keep telling yourself). Oh define what's "heresy" actually means without propaganda?
@OneCanisLupus5 ай бұрын
Why do the Eldar have such long ears? Ears are good to a point, no pun intended, but so long only brings eventual trouble.
@Danielbode14Ай бұрын
Their royal wedding would make one superpowered empire
@TheLoobis8 ай бұрын
Guilliman getting some A?
@thetzarofthemountain82228 ай бұрын
Its better than his brothers, doing to old one hand nut buster.
@pedropierre95948 ай бұрын
The big G does it all dont he
@xanderpiz87706 ай бұрын
Man, she's really starting to Mary Sue her way into the 40k universe.
@haveachat9926 күн бұрын
Robot Girlyman has exquisite taste
@kkownzor8 ай бұрын
This meme was funny the first few hundred times, now its just sad that people actually think its canon or theres even the slightest hint of it in lore
@bobloerakker90318 ай бұрын
The galaxy needs this.
@Mordraqq8 ай бұрын
I guess his name is Gillaume, Roboute Gillaume , Gillaume (french) equivalente of William, Guilliman is nonsense, and was a typing fail back in the 90s.
@scottlidstone19028 ай бұрын
Cabalite = Cah-Ball-Light - I suspect some fledgling machine spirit is involved here.
@wtfineedacc8 ай бұрын
Agreed. Fledgling yes, but more virulent than a nid hive. Know them by their obvious mispronunciations of uncommon words.
@ousamadearudesuwa8 ай бұрын
Why Spout Such Heresy in front of my Imperial guard?
@Kat1kafka8 ай бұрын
Greyfax:WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
@NovaVor43808 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the thumbnail art for this video? It looks really good
@thefivehunter8200Ай бұрын
Ynnead: Hey, Emperor of mankind you have son i have daughter i propose truce by marriage also they like each other Emperor: It seems reasonable
@TheArcane102 ай бұрын
It would have been an amazing lore if Big G was Friendzoned
@hloc8 ай бұрын
The Emperor.... Does not approve... 🤣
@glauberlopes17798 ай бұрын
No, The Emperor approve
@maxaudet51778 ай бұрын
Well realistically at least one of his personnalities would most likely approve 😂 The Emperor does not approve But the Emprah on the other hand 😂
@KMD_362rd8 ай бұрын
Imagine Leman Russ return and Lion need Russ to see his brother blueberry boy
@theguywhoasked6858Ай бұрын
“👑🫐😏🍆🔪👂” -a watcher
@joshuasepeda32898 ай бұрын
The Codex Astartes does not approve of this.😂😂😂
@Warmaster20015 ай бұрын
Titus, Sicarius, Calgar, Agemann: *sacrifice this whiney illiterate to nearby world eater band boys*
@razelbliztkrieg3851Ай бұрын
guilliman: i told you yvraine ones dad back he will cool about it lion: dad guilliman had a xeno gf liman: hey guys i found the goddes of rebirth of elder in nurgles basement lion: dad emperor: for god sake lion please im dead just let your brothers be