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[@FJDurex]

That's the reason Han Solo called Threepio "Goldenrod"

[@gojirazillasaurus6341]

Lol!

[@emoxvx]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@timharrod]

"I am C-3PO... human-cyborg carnal relations."

[@horrorfan1455]

junk man some of the jokes you made had me dying of laughter love your sense of humor

[@VenusDaKidOfficial]

Does nobody see Chewbacca Funeral going on with the vintage figures

[@calebleland8390]

My dude! I actually missed that in the first viewing. Good eye.

[@kevcatnip7589]

@@calebleland8390 Vibe RADER

[@HarryPartridge]

This was great. You should do a video about the ugliest Star Wars figures. Ape-face Leia and that horrible Luke would be good entries.

[@clownhead5918]

Wow, cool to see you here, that is a cool idea.

[@Phoenix2312]

9:19 Hasbro went from Giving Luke Steroids to Mixing his DNA with an Orangutan and He Man after 20 Cheese Pizzas... HOLY HELL!!! Have you seen how long those arms are? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? OH! The Story about the Topps Trading Card is 100% Accurate - Anthony Daniels DOES GET VERY UPSET over that card! In a British TV Series called 'Bring Back Star Wars' - With Comedian Justin Lee Collins, Daniels was one of the few OG Actors who they managed to track down and have an interview with and Collins presented him with his Card - and Yeah, it did not go well... Daniels stayed polite but did explain 'C-3P0 is like an old friend to me... He has bought me so much joy and then you get this and it just upsets me!'

[@nevaehstarrojas3918]

I thought the same dang thing, those arms just don't look right on Luke. 👍

[@emoxvx]

That Luke action figure is a classic. 🤣🤣 In the early 2000's Hasbro made some absolutely hilarious figures. The Emperor with a huge hood, Mace Windu yelling, etc.

[@myramadd6651]

That look on C3PO's face on the tape dispenser. Maybe thats why he looked so excited on the topps trading card. LOL

[@carlo2384]

Considering the story development, that coloring book page was the best!

[@DoYouNerd]

Whoo--C3-PO was absolutely blessed by the maker! ha ha! "Pull my tape!" lol WTF on Jar-Jar!?! "That's not his future--that's Jedi balls!"

[@mikekrem]

My man the Junk man is on a roll! Keep up the great content!

[@RansomeStoddard]

I have the C-3PO card. I have it graded along with the edited version. Sadly it is only graded at a 70. Still, it's a funny addition to my collection. Everything else in the video was new to me.

[@tauntaungirl6520]

I had the obscene Threepio back in the 90's, but traded it for something else. Don't know if this is true or not but the guy that initially sold me the card said that there is an "urban legend" ( for lack of a better term) that someone working at Topps knew they were going to get fired and produced a run of those Threepio cards for revenge. May or may not be true, but it makes a good story..... Love your channel!

[@Nick-zn1vj]

My godness "Cherry flavored Jar Jar tongue!" "Jedi balls" 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@Hal-kc5bk]

I didnt know Gold Member got his own Topps Star Wars cad?!

[@cameronsturgill402]

I bet "Staci" never returned those offensive toys either...

[@trooper326]

Probably has all 3 in her pantie drawer.

[@johnw8578]

OMG -- I'm dying! Hilarious to the max! Junk man needs to do a video where he is wearing Star Wars crocs and under-roos and sucking on the cherry Jar-Jar tongue!

[@ThatJunkman]

Sexy

[@_The_Worst_]

Hahahahahaha!!! 😆...😁...🤭 Man, this video is a gold mine!!! 💰 I could make tons of comments...💁‍♂️ But that C-3PO Soapdish was suggestive as heII...👀 There's something strange going on with C-3PO, I mean, getting photographed on collector cards with a b0ner, and striking suggestive poses on soap dishes...oh my goodness...🤦‍♂️ And I'm also more than sure that some girl got a hold of them pool toys and used them to play with her private parts...💯✔ Trust me, I've known girls to tell me of stranger things that they've used on themselves...☺

[@Matt_Desrochers74]

I’m with you on everything except the Crocs. Those are for little kids. My son, Lucas had the R2 Crocs when he was 4 and he loved them.

[@TheEvilpossum]

Thinking of Happy Death Day: "She literally... owned a pair of Crocs."

[@juliagoodwin9510]

A good rule of thumb for designing any merchandise: If it looks even the slightest bit phallic, it should be sent back to the drawing board _immediately_ .

[@chiefyt9250]

6:08 In the UK McDonalds released basically the same thing but based on his Revenge of the Sith appearance for a 2008 Star Wars The Clone Wars Movie Happy Meal tie in.

[@theaceofspades56]

I remember my friend's mom got the Qui-Gon jinn spin pop and she told his dad " I'm going to be slobbering all over this master jedi's head". So wrong.

[@mickfrendo8212]

I laughed so much, I don't think I could ever get my underoos clean ever again 🤣😂

[@GadreelAdvocat]

Leia said,"This is the droid I'm looking for." Then,"May the 4th play be with me."

[@Wario7793]

1:44 that's why they call him goldenrod?

[@autobotalex5588]

I don't know if this would be considered inappropriate, but you should've mentioned that figure pack hasbro made of the moisture farm with the Stormtroopers and uncle Owen and aunt beru about to be well.....um.........smoked.

[@TheSickNeeds]

That 3PO card is why all the Ewoks consider him a god!

[@zachlennon2948]

That c3po rap was definitely the most inappropriate thing on this list hands down.

[@davidsmith6997]

Another peice of inappropriate star wars merchandise is....star wars kenect..the bespin Han Solo dance off cannot be unseen and unheard

[@spankynater4242]

That under Roos commercial would no longer be allowed on Twitter.

[@BeeTeeGee]

Funny enough that the fortune telling Yoda would be revisited years later as a McDonald's Happy Meal toy. And where have you gotta look to find the answer to your questions? Be... Between his legs.

[@toddtr5520]

thanks for video junkman! I needed the laugh

[@paulb3476]

It was a different time in the 70s Way different now

[@paulb3476]

I remember that Cherry flavored Jar Jar candy dispenser I thought it was terrible 20 years ago too

[@lindsaystern7812]

Oh man, I did too. I remember being at a Jo-Ann fabric store where they sold them, and one of the ladies working there vocally expressed her disgust towards the thing. 😂

[@calebleland8390]

That coloring book page might have inspired a particular Star Wars movie I saw on an adult site. Awesome video! I love seeing some of the inappropriate things various companies have released to promote films, TV, comics, etc. You have to wonder if these people really didn't realize what they were doing, or if some of these were just jokes that went too far.

[@ericcampbell4211]

This was too funny. I needed a good laugh. The only thing I remember was the underoos.

[@bobdrotleff499]

Your a Funny Dude! Love watching your videos Keep them coming

[@Jake_E57]

I had that Yoda. I think I had it even before I really knew what a magic 8 ball was, so it never really occured to me that you were looking up his robe.

[@realstarwars4568]

I have the C3-PO wenis card

[@marcusdarkallius1194BC]

I think a lot of people saw what they wanted to see. My guess they didn't have anything better to do. Now,I did have the Yoda underoos. I wore the shirt as a T shirt instead.

[@mikehernandez8063]

Im not even a star wars guy but i love this channel lol

[@nickmanzo8459]

Holy fucking shit, that Luke Skywalker at the end was... what the fuck?! The orangutan arms, that face, that wasn’t Luke Skywalker, that was goddamn Cornholio!!!

[@LeatherRebel75]

If only you knew the comfy-ness of the Croc Side...

[@seanahmed9079]

8:50 it IS inappropriate!! Look at the hand he is not holding the lightsaber with

[@stuartglover1221]

"Thats not your future thats jedi balls" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Genius vid Junkman absolute Genius 👍👍👍

[@scottakanumba1heathen379]

3PO got himself into the WRONG kinda film gig!

[@davidacosta3545]

The Hasbro star wars luke Skywalker jedi knight back into the 1980s. 8:46 😂

[@theaussieburwoodboy9943]

That luke though....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cheddarcheese7928]

My best friend Rob had the Boba underoos too.When he would come out to play he would sometimes where the shirt.I would rip into him unholy!.He also had a pair of Sears Tough Skin pants with a Archie Bunker for president patch.Haaa!.I still tease him about that to this day!.What he never knew was that I secretly had a set of X-wing pilot Luke underoos.. :)

[@trooper326]

That Luke figure looks like he's turning into the hulk.

[@TheAtariCreep]

This is great. I love shit like this. In fact I recently got a toy from my childhood that was recalled for the same reasons as many of these items. An E.T. finger light. Made a video just to show it off. Lol Another great video bro.

[@ThatJunkman]

Oh yea that ET finger

[@PozerAdultRacingTeam]

There definitely have been some WTF moments.

[@gooniesgirl1979]

I guess Joni didn’t notice that Target sells vibrators, too. That’s the R-2 D-2 underwear set I had! I still have the top. I think it’s a toddler size. Target actually had women’s Star Wars underwear & underwear sets a couple years ago.

[@scottandrewhutchins]

This one really cracked me up.

[@DiscountGeek]

When you said that the last one is awful, not inappropriate, I seriously thought about that Luke figure before you revealed it.

[@jonathansheetz3186]

Im waiting for you to fold your arms and have your shoulders a certain way, so that your shirt says something else lol 😆, any way , just started seeing your channel- oh the memories and knowledge!! Thank you!! :)

[@scottandrewhutchins]

I think it was that the pelvis plate popped off one side making it look wrong...

[@gabrielstachitas9137]

C-3PO: awkwardly rapping Me: This makes me embarrassed to be white.

[@visionaryventures12]

That penultimate one with Jedi Knight Luke. Ugh! Makes me think he’s gonna turn green and say: “Hulk smash!”

[@jeffstark8449]

Funny stuff junkman. I have the yoda.

[@shawnhull9988]

Laughed so hard I think I peed

[@kevcatnip7589]

no shit ,,there is STAR WARS porn ,,with REY getting it off a robot

[@scottandrewhutchins]

"objectable."

[@cheddarcheese7928]

As a kid,I went thru my SW cards hundreds of times while I listening to my story of SW record.I would flip the cards to the scene on the record to reenact the movie..This card NEVER stuck out as weird..Did anyone ever notice it as a kid?.I sure didnt..

[@ghostplanetproductions]

Has Joni never gone swimming or something? people are ridiculous.

[@spankynater4242]

What about the vibrating light saber?

[@stephenwarhurst6615]

Luke looks like Jay Leon 8:48

[@hondorockz]

I still walk around in my Star Wars underoos til this very day, so whats the big deal?

[@fireatwill7707]

I ❤️the Star Wars crocks.

[@TimHayes]

That Luke figure looks like Mick Jagger(of Rolling Stones fame) in some weird pose and facial expression from a music video.

[@hankw69]

Joe Biden wore out his VHS copy of that underoos commercial.

[@NickBartolo]

Crocs are depressing. No doubt.

[@paulb3476]

I have like two of those Luke's Possibly three The environmental Death Star piece is great

[@RansomeStoddard]

Luke's arms are insanely long, like an ape.

[@gojirazillasaurus6341]

9:03 I do not like how long his arms are wth

[@squidsminion]

I had the darth Vader crocks, btw the Luke action figure looks like someone farted near him.

[@sardinedood]

9:03 Han, Leia and Chewie refused to talk to Luke for a week after his racist Asian impression.

[@nickmanzo8459]

The Dildo Ren thing made me laugh my ass off.

[@williamturk2330]

It's just you.

[@seanahmed9079]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@finchborat]

Never saw the Jar Jar Binks mouth pop as a kid, but it made it on the Headlines segment of the Tonight Show 20 yrs ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZKvaqqFatp3o5Y (it appears at 2:15). Also, George Lucas was the subject of the opening of the Headlines segment at the start of that video. I do agree with you on crocs. I wish they were never a thing.

[@Tyler6610]

Are you sure that that Luke skywalker is a real hasbro figure? The arms are even too long.

[@ThatJunkman]

Yes

[@pauljoyner4338]

Yes it is real. I got one for a gift and I was like what the hell is wrong with Luke.

[@kevcatnip7589]

lOV v FARTING BASS SYNTHS

[@joangardner9550]

It's not just you

[@Cuddy75]

Crocs are bad no matter what is on them

[@michaelweldon1127]

Am I the first to say..... “what a croc!”????

[@sgf129]

7:32 Sorry Junkman, I gotta go now and register as a sexual offender after watching that.

[@theaussieburwoodboy9943]

TBH .....it looks more like 3po is grinding his balls........also lots of BELLEND theories

[@Hal-kc5bk]

card

[@candacecherry2846]

I do sae the poablam

[@vincentharris2259]

Junkman I agree I don't like the underoos commercial I too feel weird watching that shit

[@ThatJunkman]

If I have to suffer through it you all have to suffer through it

[@jeffphillips5194]

Is it bad that i'm only 12 and i understood most of these???

[@camcordernonsense5264]

No nothing inappropriate here. All gross as it should be